May 19, 2025 • 26 mins
We battle it out over berries, Jenny has a list of genetic lottery winners, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, you know what time it is. Say it
with me. It is well, it's true, true, true, But
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:37):
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Speaker 1 (00:54):
Very cool. A shout out Diberty who came out to
Cub Foods over in Burnsville on Friday night. Jenny and
I were there for a couple of hours hanging out
with TC Bear and it was just fun. It was
just cool. We just meet people who listen to the
show and repeat back things that we've done on the show,
like War of the Roses and the Daily Daily and
things like that. All right. Vont is twenty four years old,
(01:16):
born in two thousand and one. Yes, wow, So I'm
going to give you a list of things. You tell
me your best definition of what you think these things are. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Here we go. A rolodex.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Rolodex is I guess some type of like phone book
and you spin it.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's it's on your desk, right, yeah, exactly right?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, how did you know that?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Only ever seen it in movies, never seen one in person,
never used one.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, Commodore or more specifically, Commodore sixty four.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
The only the Commodore is I know the group, the Commodore's. Yeah,
they're the ones that's saying cause she's a break house. Yes,
I have no clue what a Commodore or what did
you say, Commodore Commodore sixty four? No clue, Well you
said sixty four.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Is it a game?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Anybody else know.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Is it a is it like an eight track play
or something kind of thing that's computer?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh computer, it was an early early home computer. Let's
do an easier one here. Rabbit ears.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Rabbit ears, uh, rabbit ear.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I have no clue, Bailey, it's the antenna on top
of your TV, so you can like get the signal in.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And there's two of them too, Yeah, so they look
kind of like rabbit ears.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, you can actually get some of your basic cable channels,
so you're like WCCO and your care and stuff like that,
but you're not getting MTV with the rabbit ears.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Now, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Floppy disc.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Floppy disc is like I guess right before they had
the CD, it was kind of like a hard drive, right,
or a flash drive. You put it in a computer, yep,
and you put files and stuff on it. Yeah a A,
I mean that's it, yep. AOL that was like a
like a MySpace, like a website or an email distributor
(02:59):
type thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do you know what it stands for? Automated? Yes, I
have no clue what the on L stands for, Bailey.
It's America Online.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Do you remember when you used to. Yeah, when you
used to get the free discs by the checkout at Target. Yes,
and you would take it home and install it in
your computer and then go on I am instant messenger
on AIM.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, aime aera in my life, though you still have
an AOL email address, don't you sure do.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's like a classic car yeah, exactly. Walkman, A walkman.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
A walkman is a I guess, the precursor to a
tape recorder.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So you'd walk around. You could play cassettes on it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, sure, or radio yeah cause headson radio. Sure, yeah, walkman.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So it was like a handheld radio in essence.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The cool people would clip it to their pants. Oh yeah,
uh dial.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Up vant What is dial up? I've heard people use
the term.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I'm going to assume it's it's the phone that go
you spin the thing and go.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, that's a rotary phone. Okay, yeah, then I have
a guess, though, Bailey, dial up, Jenny, dial up, go.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Ahead, Jenny. Yeah, I mean it's Internet.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's how you had to connect to the internet back
in the day, and then it would take over your
phone line so you couldn't make phone calls if you
were connected to the internet.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, Bailey's about to go ahead, Bailey gonna do the sound.
Please do your impression of dial up connecting.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You'll understand this. I hope it goes sper b.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
The most that I totally understand.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's very true.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Card catalog. Vont what's a card catalog? Did it? Take
a guess? It's uh.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It would be next to your roll of decks, and
it's like a little case that you put business cards. However,
you can remember people's phone numbers. Is that what a
card catalog is?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Am I close?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah? Am I close?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is he right, Jenny?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I honestly don't know the answers to that one, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
A card catalog, you know, honestly, I don't think I
know what a card catalog is.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Either. I have what I think it is, but I
don't think that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It is actually in the library here the giant file cabinet,
little tiny drawers, and you would be like, hmmm, I'm
looking for something on Dalmatian. So you would pull out
the deed and then you would dig through until you
found Dalmatian. Here's a book by Joyce Smith about Dalmatians.
It's located in this.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Section it So it's like, you know, way predated Google
because Google, especially just the encyclopedia but bigger and card
catalog is just a bigger version of an encyclopedia.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well not exactly, there was no there was no information
in a card catalog. You'd go led to the book. Yeah, gosh,
another one, fought, You're doing fine? View Master? What is
a view master?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
View master? That sounds familiar? Is that that thing kids
used to play with them, like you. They were kind
of like binoculars, but you could put different of those
and it was three dimensional. Uh huh, Yeah, I don't
know what, like dragon Tails or like just an old
kids show where blues clues and you can see different scenes.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Bailey, look up and see if they still make a
view master. I'll bet they do, really do?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
You just sounded so thrilled and you're like, uh huh,
because he just unlocked the memory. I forgot about the
view master. You like you thought you had struck gold.
If you've got a view master for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I had one with a view with a bunch of
slides from Disneyland, and so yeah, so I think I
bought it at Disneyland, and you'd stick it in the
view Master and you would like it was in three
D and you'd hold it up the light. It was dope.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
They still have them on Amazon.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I think that the actual like view Master has been discontinued,
but you can find like all of these. They're just
calling them real Viewer or viewfinder. Oh yeah, knockoffs, but
they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, gotcha, flesh light. No, I'm kidding, thank you, aunt.
It is one on one point three k d w B.
It is one of one point three kd WUB. I'm sorry.
I was just watching a reel about they're building like
(07:08):
a forty seven seventy nine million dollar chan Hassen Minnesota
rec Center. Seventy nine million. Dang, yeah, it's crazy. This
is okay, hold on, I'll play a little bit for you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Chan Hassen is not messing around.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
They just approved a seventy nine million dollar community center.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah million.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
They bought thirteen acres over by a vianda and two
twelve and they're planning two ice rinks, a three thousand,
five hundred seed arena, indoor turf, a gym, playgrounds, even
a spot to grab food. Like, this thing is gonna
be awesome. It's basically a giant hangout spot for tagt
chan Hassen parent for someone who stills calling this a
(07:49):
sleepy suburb. Stuff like this changes neighborhoods. And I have
a feeling Chan's about to get real popular.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, well, okay, so that now Chaska's got a cap
so oh yeah, yep, They're they're opening up Dave's Hot Chicken.
So Chaska is trying to catch up. You know, good luck, Jaska.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I feel like that is a pretty big deal. Dave
Hot Chicken's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It is pretty good. So I don't I can't even
imagine where they're gonna bild this thing. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well they just said he said bye. He said, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Where that is? Twelve?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, right, Dave?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Where that is?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Nerd alert, A kid from chan Hassen High School was
the champion in informative speaking at the National Speech Tournament
this weekend. That's a big deal, National champion from chan
Hassen High School.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That is that actually is very cool cool? What did
he speak to the idiot in an idea? What he
spoke on?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bailey wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I didn't listen to that one, but I had a
student that watched literally all the entire time she watched Informative,
so I know she saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
She said he was really good.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
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(09:11):
are in. Jenny was talking about blackberries the other day.
We had a big discussion over what's the best berry?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, because I recently started getting blackberries at Costco and
I eat them so quickly because I don't think I
ever realized how good blackberries are. So Dave and I
were chatting, We're like, well, what's the best berry? Berry
would argue now at this point in my life that
blackberries are the best.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Part.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Are they the ones that look like a raspberry except
they're black. That gets the little bumpy thing looked like
they look like a beehive.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
The bigger.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, they almost look like a if you put it
like how the grapes come on that vine together.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I gotcha, Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
They're so good. They have such great flavor.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I feel like you're never going into a BlackBerry case
not thinking you'll get flavor. Whereas blueberries, it's questionable. Did
you get a good batch of blueberries or did you not?
Okayberries always flavor.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I mean, I'm sorry to go Strawberry berry strawberries are
no question the best berry. They are number one. They
look delicious, They burst with strawberry flavor in your mouth.
Strawberries are no question the best berry there is.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
See but strawberries.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
I feel like the strawberries at the grocery store have
one taste, and then strawberries that grow direct from your
garden have an entirely different taste. Those strawberries worth it.
Strawberries from the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Eh okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I like raspberries personally, and black raspberries specifically are so
delicious and you can never find them anywhere. So if
you ever have the opportunity of eating a black raspberry,
imagine the convenience of a raspberry. But the juicy, full
flavor of a BlackBerry is a black raspberry, truly delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Isn't a black raspberry just a BlackBerry? You amateur? No,
it's kind of like when they say a cornish game. Hen,
there's no such thing as a cornish game. Hen, it's
an immature chicken. It's just a little bit bigger than
a baby chick. There's no such thing as a black
raspberry amateure.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
You know those that candy that looks like raspberries and
they come in red and black in their mixed together.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Do yeah, that's black raspberry.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, that's a that's a BlackBerry. That one's raspberry.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
One is a black raspberry.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I don't need google google cornish game. Hen, you guys
are all wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Why the bestberry cranberry?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's why said no one ever?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Why do you think when you walk into a cub
or a ivy, any grocery store, there's cranberry juice mixed
with every flavor, cran mango, cran raspberry.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Because people, the desire is there, the desires.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's good if you got a uti. Okay, cranberry juice
is good for a uti, and it's also mixed as well.
With vodka. Other than that, nobody touches the cranberry sauce
of Thanksgiving. You don't want cranberries. Oh, it's like, oh
does anybody say ever, Look, I made banana bread. Great,
I'll have some. I made cranberry bread. Nobody wants a
cranberry bread.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Cran in it right now, grape, cran regular, cran All
the juices in the juice islet.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hip get juices them as berries, like as something that
you eat as a little fruit part of the food pyramid,
not as in a juice or in a bread or
in a dessert.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It just further proves my point.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
No, it doesn't blueberry juice.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
He's right, there's no blueberry juice in the islet cup.
You're right.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
But you're not going out and picking cranberries and eating them.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, you're not. So don't even play because that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You don't go to a bog grown a bog with
like a basket. It's like, yeah, and taking my kids
cranberry picking into the bog. Put your waiters on, kids. No,
let's go get this.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
But somebody detects and saying fat blueberries are the best.
That's correct, They're so delicious. And look, people are saying
black raspberries is a thing. I have a massive black
raspberry bush in my yard.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know you don't you got a BlackBerry bush.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, they're different.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Black raspberries look like raspberryries. They don't have the like
white part in the center. It's like hollow, like a raspberry.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
There's also no such thing as a brown bear. They're
all black beerries. Some of them are different colors, cinnamon,
black brown. It's a BlackBerry. No such thing as a
brown bear. There's not the same thing as a cornish game,
and brown.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Bears love to eat black raspberries.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, there's no such thing.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
So good, who's rightberries?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We should put a pull up on our Instagram about
which berry is the best. I cannot believe the font
chose cranberry.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
But I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
BlackBerry, and Dave's got strawberry, and Bailey's got raspberry slash
black raspberries. So I think we can put that pull
up and then we'll have you a vote on there
if you want to chime in on that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Black You can't put black raspberries. I' you put tooth
fairy up there too, tooth fairy And then what they.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Said they mix everything with cranberry, because no one likes
cranberry enough to have.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
They love it so much that they all the other
fruits want a piece of the cranber.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
There's literally never been a cranberry and like a fruit
platter at a party, never wants have gone and been like,
maybe find some cranberries on.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
This maybe because you're at the lame parties, Jenny, Yeah, ok,
I'm but I'm at the cool cran parties.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
The only palatable cranberry is a crasin, which is a
dry cranberry that's a crazin and now you can tolerate it.
Nobody wants that flavor in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
What has the upper hand and that's s anarrow. Though
you're not you're gonna choose a cranberry every time over
a raisin.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You mean a crazin? Yes, yeah, you're probably right about
that one. Yeah, okay, all right, stupid argument. God, I
got I got more important things to do, more than cranberriesberry,
More than that. Strawberry is the clear winner because they
are delicious. Talked about strawberries, let me tell you, when
you open a pack of Starburst, what are the flavors?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Red?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Pink, No, no, no, no, strawberry, and then lemon, and
then lime and whatever. There's no blueberry, BlackBerry or raspberr
already flavored skittles.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
For the red one.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The red one's cherry.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The red one's the best one.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No, that's no, no, they sell all pink packages of starbars.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh the orange is orange the star wars.
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Speaker 2 (17:30):
We're going to talk about small ways that people have
won of the genetic lock to ree, and if you
guys have one, I would love to hear yours. This
person says, my teeth are perfectly straight, never had braces.
People always question, like, have you had dental work? No way,
your teeth are like that perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Some people just have perfect teeth but no braces. Yeah.
And then some people just have like what do they
call them, summer teeth, summer teeth, summer teas, summer over here,
summer over there.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yes, yeah, I've never heard that one.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
All right, this person pair has three fully functioning kidneys.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh lucky. Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Small ways that you won the genetic lottery. Clear skin.
I don't get pimples often. I'm so envious of all
y'all that have clear skin. I just have never had that.
Thanks to my dad, who had bad skin his whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I passed that along to I think all of my
kids had bad skin at one time or another.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, you're welcome, this person said.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
My brothers and I can all wiggle our noses like
I'm bewitched from our dad, they said. And they say
that when they do that, it means I love you.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I love you. This one's interesting.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
This person says that they've never had the flu or
a cold once their entire life, or any childhood disease,
so they have just a phenomenal immune system.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
When people say they've never had a migraine. I'm like,
you've never had a migraine. They're like, yeah, I've never had.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't really have ever.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Only I've only ever had those things where you start
to see like different colors, like kind of headache or anything.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
But yeah, never worried like this lasted a really long time.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I've never had a cold store in my entire life.
I don't think of it if I'm immune to them
or what. But I've never had a cold store.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And nobody is in my family, my kids, my mom
and dad, sisters, brother, No, n.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Is that your small way you won the genetic.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
This person said, No matter how much I weigh, I
always maintain an hour glass figure. So they could go
up and down in the way, but they still got
that Viba must be.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
This one I am very envious of.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
This person said that they don't have actions to Mosquito bites.
I get welts, so I am so jung.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, that's you and I both do. Yeah, I think
most people do.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Another person said that my parents gave us great skin
and lethal faces, which I think, which I means, yeah,
they're very good looking. But they also said we got
their mental illnesses and some other health issues. So I'm hot,
but you got to take the.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Good with the bad.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
I always think of the people who have like an
olive skin tone and then they have like light eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Oh that's the genetic lottery right there.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
It is so pretty, and they're like, oh, you're tan,
but you have like green eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You have a little bit of an olive skin tone.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
What do you think you Yeah, I would say it
slightly alive in the summertime, okay, but brown eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
People winning the genetic lottery with small things. This person
said they have a huge bladder. They are a road
trip champion.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Good for them.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And this always like just blows my mind. But we
all know people who are like this. I'm thin without
any effort. Literally, it don't work out, barely eat healthy.
I'm fifty now and I still wear the same size
I did in my twenties. Wow, what come on, it's
what we all strive for to just wish we could
be like what we were when we were younger.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I guess there are some people do. But I know
somebody who you know, you hit menopause. And I know
somebody who weighed one hundred and five pounds, like from
high school on a five pounds they hit menopause, they
ballooned up to like one thirty. Really, yeah, because your
body starts doing different things.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Big. That's not big at all.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No, it's not. It's not big, but it's twenty five
pounds heavier than they were their entire life.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
So someone texted and saying, I'm genetically lucky enough to
have zero allergies.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Ooh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Pretty sure I'm not allergic to anything, but sometimes the
inside of.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
My ears itch.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Is that an allergy?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Spiders?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Spider spiders?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, I think that's a I think that's a symptom for.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Allergies, but I don't know what too.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
My I don't think that I won the genetic lottery.
Besides the fact that I have very thick hair. That
probably could be good. That's probably something. But I did
win the lottery of telling you about frugal things such
as getting deals at holiday station stores. Yeah, you can
buy to get one free reds right now, you're shameless
any twelve ounce size.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's Monday. You might need a little energy today.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It's kind of gloomy out, so go get your red
bulls at Holiday.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, thank you, Jenny, coming back. Dave's Dirt. Everybody's talking
about how a certain celebrity looked when they saw them
in public, and we'll tell you who it is. It's
a big one too. Next, Dave's Dirt on Katie W.
B Roight to buy six to one two injured Heimer
and Lammer's injury law. It's a little bit snarky, but
you know it is called Dave's dirt. And she's not listening,
(22:19):
so we can talk about Jessica Simpson. Oh, she was
on American Idol last night and then people were critical
of the way she sang and her performance. Somebody said,
she has always had a good voice, but she is
the classic example of never really learning how to use
(22:40):
her voice. Perfect example of natural talent with terrible technique.
But then let's get on to her appearance. Now we
are big kids here, we don't judge people on their appearance.
But you have to admit, if you go look at
her picture, she does not look the saying.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Because she's gotten worked on a what do you mean
work done?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Weird makeup and you know she's older, she's forty four now,
but she definitely looks like a real housewife with that
kind of weird, unnatural surgical look.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I feel like Instagram face.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
She's got big lips like commercial material. At the end,
even though he filmed it from like his campsite, he
didn't do it at the Pyramids. So now mister Beast
is saying like I didn't mean any respect, but he
is being sued.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well, I think it's one of those things where we
don't understand, like there's certain things that are very sacred
to different cultures, and we look at the Myan Pyramids
and go cool, Go stand over there, Janie, you'll get
your picture bestow to the pyramids, kind of like the
mounds in Mounds Park. You know they're in and it's
not meant to be disrespectful, but we just don't understand
the deep honor that they be in burial mounds and
(23:49):
so you're not supposed to walk on them. You're not
supposed to like, you know, you're supposed to be reverent
around them, but people, you know, they don't. They'll play
frisbee on them or whatever. It's kind of like if
you go to downtown Shokapie, if you're the park in
downtown Shockapy, it's really interesting. There's a couple of bumps,
a couple of small bumps in that park and those
are old Indian burial mounds. Oh wow, and you're not
supposed to walk on them. Yeah, it's really fascinating. And
(24:12):
there used to be burial mounds all over Minnesota and
then here the Europeans come along, and then you know,
in the early twentieth century when we got power tools
and powered trucks and bulldozers, they'd build a road and
they'd discover an Indian mountain. They'd just plow right through it. Yeah, yeah,
just horrible. Yeah. So probably going to guess that mister
Beast didn't understand the respect that is due to the
Mayan Pyramids.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Totably not. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
He makes so much money on all of this stuff,
so he was like, whatever, throw on this commercial sock
and makes them mot Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
We were talking about American idol Also on this weekend
was the season finale of SNL and Colin Jost and
Michael Jay did the joke swap thing, which is always
funny every time they do it, but people are upset
because there were rumors there leaving SNL this season and
they didn't say a single word about it or any
cast members. Usually the season finale is where they give,
you know, a little tribute, even of something small, and
(25:01):
they really thought it because Colin Joe's wife scar Johansson
was the host, didn't say anything, So we don't know
who's leaving, who's coming back next season.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Maybe they're just all coming back.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I was gonna say, may I did see the skit
that they did and I forget me, Like.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But where who's the guy that does the weekend update
with Colin Michael Cha Michael Jay where they made him
read things and apologize to Scarlett for saying inappropriate things.
Oh it was so good And I do not know
how those guys keep a straight face and aren't able
to get the words out because they start laughing once
they read it. But I mean, other people write these
(25:37):
lines for them and then they read them. Ye, and
it's like them not cracking until like the end of it,
mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, those two were hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
They are hilarious. They're probably one of the best Weekend
Update the teams ever.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Really, Yeah, I agree with you, but that's a bold statement.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
It is. I mean, Tina Fey was really funny. I didn't.
I never liked Jimmy Fallon on Weekend Update. I always
got the idea that Jimmy Fallon was reading Joe that
Tina Fey wrote for him, Like, yeah, it's likely. All right,
let's talk about the Timberwolves versus the ok see Thunder.
That is Tomorrow Night on the Road, Okay, see then
Thursday Night on the Road again. Then they are here
(26:14):
on Saturday at Target Center of course, on Saturday at
seven thirty. And we will have tickets for you courtside. No,
we won't, come on. Where did you think I'm going
to get court side Wolves tickets for you?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, but you're never more than thirty minutes away from
Jelly You're rolling post below, so we got plenty of those.
Keep listening and win your tickets for the show tomorrow.
All right, you know what time it is. Say it
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Speaker 2 (00:27):
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Yeah, we got other prizes.
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Speaker 1 (00:54):
Very cool. A shout out Diberty who came out to
Cub Foods over in Burnsville on Friday night. Jenny and
I were there for a couple of hours hanging out
with TC Bear and it was just fun. It was
just cool. We just meet people who listen to the
show and repeat back things that we've done on the show,
like War of the Roses and the Daily Daily and
things like that. All right. Vont is twenty four years old,
(01:16):
born in two thousand and one. Yes, wow, So I'm
going to give you a list of things. You tell
me your best definition of what you think these things are. Okay, okay,
all right, here we go, Here we go. A rolodex.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Rolodex is I guess some type of like phone book
and you spin it.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
It's it's on your desk, right, yeah, exactly right?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
Yeah, how did you know that?
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Only ever seen it in movies, never seen one in person,
never used one.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, Commodore or more specifically, Commodore sixty four.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
The only the Commodore is I know the group, the Commodore's. Yeah,
they're the ones that's saying cause she's a break house. Yes,
I have no clue what a Commodore or what did
you say, Commodore Commodore sixty four? No clue, Well you
said sixty four.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Is it a game?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Anybody else know.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I don't know.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Is it a is it like an eight track play
or something kind of thing that's computer?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Oh computer, it was an early early home computer. Let's
do an easier one here. Rabbit ears.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Rabbit ears, uh, rabbit ear.
Speaker 5 (02:18):
I have no clue, Bailey, it's the antenna on top
of your TV, so you can like get the signal in.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
And there's two of them too, Yeah, so they look
kind of like rabbit ears.
Speaker 5 (02:29):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay, you can actually get some of your basic cable channels,
so you're like WCCO and your care and stuff like that,
but you're not getting MTV with the rabbit ears.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Now, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Floppy disc.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Floppy disc is like I guess right before they had
the CD, it was kind of like a hard drive, right,
or a flash drive. You put it in a computer, yep,
and you put files and stuff on it. Yeah a A,
I mean that's it, yep. AOL that was like a
like a MySpace, like a website or an email distributor
(02:59):
type thing.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Do you know what it stands for? Automated? Yes, I
have no clue what the on L stands for, Bailey.
It's America Online.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Do you remember when you used to. Yeah, when you
used to get the free discs by the checkout at Target. Yes,
and you would take it home and install it in
your computer and then go on I am instant messenger
on AIM.
Speaker 5 (03:21):
Yeah, aime aera in my life, though you still have
an AOL email address, don't you sure do.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
It's like a classic car yeah, exactly. Walkman, A walkman.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
A walkman is a I guess, the precursor to a
tape recorder.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
So you'd walk around. You could play cassettes on it.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, that's it. Yeah, sure, or radio yeah cause headson radio. Sure, yeah, walkman.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
So it was like a handheld radio in essence.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
The cool people would clip it to their pants. Oh yeah,
uh dial.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Up vant What is dial up? I've heard people use
the term.
Speaker 4 (03:58):
I'm going to assume it's it's the phone that go
you spin the thing and go.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
No, that's a rotary phone. Okay, yeah, then I have
a guess, though, Bailey, dial up, Jenny, dial up, go.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Ahead, Jenny. Yeah, I mean it's Internet.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
It's how you had to connect to the internet back
in the day, and then it would take over your
phone line so you couldn't make phone calls if you
were connected to the internet.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, Bailey's about to go ahead, Bailey gonna do the sound.
Please do your impression of dial up connecting.
Speaker 3 (04:23):
You'll understand this. I hope it goes sper b.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
The most that I totally understand.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's very true.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Card catalog. Vont what's a card catalog? Did it? Take
a guess? It's uh.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
It would be next to your roll of decks, and
it's like a little case that you put business cards. However,
you can remember people's phone numbers. Is that what a
card catalog is?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Am I close?
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Yeah? Am I close?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Is he right, Jenny?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
I honestly don't know the answers to that one, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
A card catalog, you know, honestly, I don't think I
know what a card catalog is.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Either. I have what I think it is, but I
don't think that's what it is.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
It is actually in the library here the giant file cabinet,
little tiny drawers, and you would be like, hmmm, I'm
looking for something on Dalmatian. So you would pull out
the deed and then you would dig through until you
found Dalmatian. Here's a book by Joyce Smith about Dalmatians.
It's located in this.
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Section it So it's like, you know, way predated Google
because Google, especially just the encyclopedia but bigger and card
catalog is just a bigger version of an encyclopedia.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Well not exactly, there was no there was no information
in a card catalog. You'd go led to the book. Yeah, gosh,
another one, fought, You're doing fine? View Master? What is
a view master?
Speaker 4 (05:51):
View master? That sounds familiar? Is that that thing kids
used to play with them, like you. They were kind
of like binoculars, but you could put different of those
and it was three dimensional. Uh huh, Yeah, I don't
know what, like dragon Tails or like just an old
kids show where blues clues and you can see different scenes.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Bailey, look up and see if they still make a
view master. I'll bet they do, really do?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
You just sounded so thrilled and you're like, uh huh,
because he just unlocked the memory. I forgot about the
view master. You like you thought you had struck gold.
If you've got a view master for Christmas?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I had one with a view with a bunch of
slides from Disneyland, and so yeah, so I think I
bought it at Disneyland, and you'd stick it in the
view Master and you would like it was in three
D and you'd hold it up the light. It was dope.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
They still have them on Amazon.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I think that the actual like view Master has been discontinued,
but you can find like all of these. They're just
calling them real Viewer or viewfinder. Oh yeah, knockoffs, but
they're everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, gotcha, flesh light. No, I'm kidding, thank you, aunt.
It is one on one point three k d w B.
It is one of one point three kd WUB. I'm sorry.
I was just watching a reel about they're building like
(07:08):
a forty seven seventy nine million dollar chan Hassen Minnesota
rec Center. Seventy nine million. Dang, yeah, it's crazy. This
is okay, hold on, I'll play a little bit for you.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Chan Hassen is not messing around.
Speaker 6 (07:23):
They just approved a seventy nine million dollar community center.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah million.
Speaker 6 (07:28):
They bought thirteen acres over by a vianda and two
twelve and they're planning two ice rinks, a three thousand,
five hundred seed arena, indoor turf, a gym, playgrounds, even
a spot to grab food. Like, this thing is gonna
be awesome. It's basically a giant hangout spot for tagt
chan Hassen parent for someone who stills calling this a
(07:49):
sleepy suburb. Stuff like this changes neighborhoods. And I have
a feeling Chan's about to get real popular.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Okay, well, okay, so that now Chaska's got a cap
so oh yeah, yep, They're they're opening up Dave's Hot Chicken.
So Chaska is trying to catch up. You know, good luck, Jaska.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
I feel like that is a pretty big deal. Dave
Hot Chicken's pretty good.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
It is pretty good. So I don't I can't even
imagine where they're gonna bild this thing. That's crazy.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
Well they just said he said bye. He said, I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Where that is? Twelve?
Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, right, Dave?
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Where that is?
Speaker 5 (08:22):
Nerd alert, A kid from chan Hassen High School was
the champion in informative speaking at the National Speech Tournament
this weekend. That's a big deal, National champion from chan
Hassen High School.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
That's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
That is that actually is very cool cool? What did
he speak to the idiot in an idea? What he
spoke on?
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Bailey wasn't paying attention.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
I wasn't.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I didn't listen to that one, but I had a
student that watched literally all the entire time she watched Informative,
so I know she saw it.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
She said he was really good.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
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are in. Jenny was talking about blackberries the other day.
We had a big discussion over what's the best berry?
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Yes, because I recently started getting blackberries at Costco and
I eat them so quickly because I don't think I
ever realized how good blackberries are. So Dave and I
were chatting, We're like, well, what's the best berry? Berry
would argue now at this point in my life that
blackberries are the best.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
Part.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Are they the ones that look like a raspberry except
they're black. That gets the little bumpy thing looked like
they look like a beehive.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
The bigger.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Yeah, they almost look like a if you put it
like how the grapes come on that vine together.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
I gotcha, Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
They're so good. They have such great flavor.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
I feel like you're never going into a BlackBerry case
not thinking you'll get flavor. Whereas blueberries, it's questionable. Did
you get a good batch of blueberries or did you not?
Okayberries always flavor.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
I mean, I'm sorry to go Strawberry berry strawberries are
no question the best berry. They are number one. They
look delicious, They burst with strawberry flavor in your mouth.
Strawberries are no question the best berry there is.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
See but strawberries.
Speaker 5 (10:13):
I feel like the strawberries at the grocery store have
one taste, and then strawberries that grow direct from your
garden have an entirely different taste. Those strawberries worth it.
Strawberries from the grocery store.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
Eh okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I like raspberries personally, and black raspberries specifically are so
delicious and you can never find them anywhere. So if
you ever have the opportunity of eating a black raspberry,
imagine the convenience of a raspberry. But the juicy, full
flavor of a BlackBerry is a black raspberry, truly delicious.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Isn't a black raspberry just a BlackBerry? You amateur? No,
it's kind of like when they say a cornish game. Hen,
there's no such thing as a cornish game. Hen, it's
an immature chicken. It's just a little bit bigger than
a baby chick. There's no such thing as a black
raspberry amateure.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
You know those that candy that looks like raspberries and
they come in red and black in their mixed together.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
Do yeah, that's black raspberry.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
No, that's a that's a BlackBerry. That one's raspberry.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
One is a black raspberry.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I don't need google google cornish game. Hen, you guys
are all wrong.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
Why the bestberry cranberry?
Speaker 1 (11:21):
That's why said no one ever?
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Why do you think when you walk into a cub
or a ivy, any grocery store, there's cranberry juice mixed
with every flavor, cran mango, cran raspberry.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Because people, the desire is there, the desires.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
It's good if you got a uti. Okay, cranberry juice
is good for a uti, and it's also mixed as well.
With vodka. Other than that, nobody touches the cranberry sauce
of Thanksgiving. You don't want cranberries. Oh, it's like, oh
does anybody say ever, Look, I made banana bread. Great,
I'll have some. I made cranberry bread. Nobody wants a
cranberry bread.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
Cran in it right now, grape, cran regular, cran All
the juices in the juice islet.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Hip get juices them as berries, like as something that
you eat as a little fruit part of the food pyramid,
not as in a juice or in a bread or
in a dessert.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
It just further proves my point.
Speaker 5 (12:15):
No, it doesn't blueberry juice.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
He's right, there's no blueberry juice in the islet cup.
You're right.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
But you're not going out and picking cranberries and eating them.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
No, you're not. So don't even play because that's true.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
You don't go to a bog grown a bog with
like a basket. It's like, yeah, and taking my kids
cranberry picking into the bog. Put your waiters on, kids. No,
let's go get this.
Speaker 5 (12:43):
But somebody detects and saying fat blueberries are the best.
That's correct, They're so delicious. And look, people are saying
black raspberries is a thing. I have a massive black
raspberry bush in my yard.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know you don't you got a BlackBerry bush.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
No, they're different.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Black raspberries look like raspberryries. They don't have the like
white part in the center. It's like hollow, like a raspberry.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
There's also no such thing as a brown bear. They're
all black beerries. Some of them are different colors, cinnamon,
black brown. It's a BlackBerry. No such thing as a
brown bear. There's not the same thing as a cornish game,
and brown.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Bears love to eat black raspberries.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
No, there's no such thing.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
So good, who's rightberries?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We should put a pull up on our Instagram about
which berry is the best. I cannot believe the font
chose cranberry.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
But I'm.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
BlackBerry, and Dave's got strawberry, and Bailey's got raspberry slash
black raspberries. So I think we can put that pull
up and then we'll have you a vote on there
if you want to chime in on that.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Black You can't put black raspberries. I' you put tooth
fairy up there too, tooth fairy And then what they.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Said they mix everything with cranberry, because no one likes
cranberry enough to have.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
They love it so much that they all the other
fruits want a piece of the cranber.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
There's literally never been a cranberry and like a fruit
platter at a party, never wants have gone and been like,
maybe find some cranberries on.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
This maybe because you're at the lame parties, Jenny, Yeah, ok,
I'm but I'm at the cool cran parties.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
The only palatable cranberry is a crasin, which is a
dry cranberry that's a crazin and now you can tolerate it.
Nobody wants that flavor in their mouth.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
What has the upper hand and that's s anarrow. Though
you're not you're gonna choose a cranberry every time over
a raisin.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
You mean a crazin? Yes, yeah, you're probably right about
that one. Yeah, okay, all right, stupid argument. God, I
got I got more important things to do, more than cranberriesberry,
More than that. Strawberry is the clear winner because they
are delicious. Talked about strawberries, let me tell you, when
you open a pack of Starburst, what are the flavors?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Red?
Speaker 1 (14:51):
Pink, No, no, no, no, strawberry, and then lemon, and
then lime and whatever. There's no blueberry, BlackBerry or raspberr
already flavored skittles.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
For the red one.
Speaker 1 (15:05):
The red one's cherry.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
The red one's the best one.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
No, that's no, no, they sell all pink packages of starbars.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Oh the orange is orange the star wars.
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Do you know who's calling? No, I'll give you a clue.
I work at a radio station.
Speaker 7 (16:23):
Oh my god, Karina, you are gonna go to a
show tomorrow night at us Bank Stadium.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Are you interested? I'm so serious. You won tickets. You're
going to Jelly Roland post Belone.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
I just want.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I'm sitting at work.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I actually just got a promotion.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
What great day this is. This is a great day.
I'm gonna take those tickets back. You don't need you
don't need more good things. I'm excited for you, Karina.
What is your favorite radio station?
Speaker 7 (17:05):
KATWB That's the way it's done.
Speaker 8 (17:07):
So make sure when you hear those keywords, you do
what you're supposed to do. Because Coarina never suspected that
we were going to call her and give her tickets,
and sure of it happens. So the current keyword, now,
I'll give you a new I'll give you a new
one in three, make it six minutes. I'll give you
another keyword to win, just like Karina did. Coming up
next on Katie Oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
We're going to talk about small ways that people have
won of the genetic lock to ree, and if you
guys have one, I would love to hear yours. This
person says, my teeth are perfectly straight, never had braces.
People always question, like, have you had dental work? No way,
your teeth are like that perfect.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Some people just have perfect teeth but no braces. Yeah.
And then some people just have like what do they
call them, summer teeth, summer teeth, summer teas, summer over here,
summer over there.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
Yes, yeah, I've never heard that one.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
All right, this person pair has three fully functioning kidneys.
Speaker 1 (18:03):
Oh lucky. Wow.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Small ways that you won the genetic lottery. Clear skin.
I don't get pimples often. I'm so envious of all
y'all that have clear skin. I just have never had that.
Thanks to my dad, who had bad skin his whole life.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
I passed that along to I think all of my
kids had bad skin at one time or another.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah, you're welcome, this person said.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
My brothers and I can all wiggle our noses like
I'm bewitched from our dad, they said. And they say
that when they do that, it means I love you.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
I love you. This one's interesting.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
This person says that they've never had the flu or
a cold once their entire life, or any childhood disease,
so they have just a phenomenal immune system.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
That's how I feel.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
When people say they've never had a migraine. I'm like,
you've never had a migraine. They're like, yeah, I've never had.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
I don't really have ever.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Only I've only ever had those things where you start
to see like different colors, like kind of headache or anything.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
But yeah, never worried like this lasted a really long time.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
I've never had a cold store in my entire life.
I don't think of it if I'm immune to them
or what. But I've never had a cold store.
Speaker 5 (19:09):
That's good.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
And nobody is in my family, my kids, my mom
and dad, sisters, brother, No, n.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Is that your small way you won the genetic.
Speaker 2 (19:20):
This person said, No matter how much I weigh, I
always maintain an hour glass figure. So they could go
up and down in the way, but they still got
that Viba must be.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
This one I am very envious of.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
This person said that they don't have actions to Mosquito bites.
I get welts, so I am so jung.
Speaker 1 (19:38):
Yeah, that's you and I both do. Yeah, I think
most people do.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Another person said that my parents gave us great skin
and lethal faces, which I think, which I means, yeah,
they're very good looking. But they also said we got
their mental illnesses and some other health issues. So I'm hot,
but you got to take the.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Good with the bad.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
I always think of the people who have like an
olive skin tone and then they have like light eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:06):
Oh that's the genetic lottery right there.
Speaker 5 (20:09):
It is so pretty, and they're like, oh, you're tan,
but you have like green eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
You have a little bit of an olive skin tone.
Speaker 5 (20:16):
What do you think you Yeah, I would say it
slightly alive in the summertime, okay, but brown eyes.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
All right?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
People winning the genetic lottery with small things. This person
said they have a huge bladder. They are a road
trip champion.
Speaker 1 (20:30):
Good for them.
Speaker 2 (20:33):
And this always like just blows my mind. But we
all know people who are like this. I'm thin without
any effort. Literally, it don't work out, barely eat healthy.
I'm fifty now and I still wear the same size
I did in my twenties. Wow, what come on, it's
what we all strive for to just wish we could
be like what we were when we were younger.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
I guess there are some people do. But I know
somebody who you know, you hit menopause. And I know
somebody who weighed one hundred and five pounds, like from
high school on a five pounds they hit menopause, they
ballooned up to like one thirty. Really, yeah, because your
body starts doing different things.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Big. That's not big at all.
Speaker 1 (21:08):
No, it's not. It's not big, but it's twenty five
pounds heavier than they were their entire life.
Speaker 5 (21:12):
So someone texted and saying, I'm genetically lucky enough to
have zero allergies.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
Ooh, that's a good one.
Speaker 1 (21:18):
Oh, and I'm.
Speaker 5 (21:18):
Pretty sure I'm not allergic to anything, but sometimes the
inside of.
Speaker 3 (21:21):
My ears itch.
Speaker 4 (21:25):
Is that an allergy?
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Spiders?
Speaker 3 (21:27):
Spider spiders?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Yeah, I think that's a I think that's a symptom for.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Allergies, but I don't know what too.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
My I don't think that I won the genetic lottery.
Besides the fact that I have very thick hair. That
probably could be good. That's probably something. But I did
win the lottery of telling you about frugal things such
as getting deals at holiday station stores. Yeah, you can
buy to get one free reds right now, you're shameless
any twelve ounce size.
Speaker 3 (21:52):
It's Monday. You might need a little energy today.
Speaker 2 (21:54):
It's kind of gloomy out, so go get your red
bulls at Holiday.
Speaker 1 (21:58):
Okay, thank you, Jenny, coming back. Dave's Dirt. Everybody's talking
about how a certain celebrity looked when they saw them
in public, and we'll tell you who it is. It's
a big one too. Next, Dave's Dirt on Katie W.
B Roight to buy six to one two injured Heimer
and Lammer's injury law. It's a little bit snarky, but
you know it is called Dave's dirt. And she's not listening,
(22:19):
so we can talk about Jessica Simpson. Oh, she was
on American Idol last night and then people were critical
of the way she sang and her performance. Somebody said,
she has always had a good voice, but she is
the classic example of never really learning how to use
(22:40):
her voice. Perfect example of natural talent with terrible technique.
But then let's get on to her appearance. Now we
are big kids here, we don't judge people on their appearance.
But you have to admit, if you go look at
her picture, she does not look the saying.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Because she's gotten worked on a what do you mean
work done?
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Weird makeup and you know she's older, she's forty four now,
but she definitely looks like a real housewife with that
kind of weird, unnatural surgical look.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
I feel like Instagram face.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
She's got big lips like commercial material. At the end,
even though he filmed it from like his campsite, he
didn't do it at the Pyramids. So now mister Beast
is saying like I didn't mean any respect, but he
is being sued.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
Well, I think it's one of those things where we
don't understand, like there's certain things that are very sacred
to different cultures, and we look at the Myan Pyramids
and go cool, Go stand over there, Janie, you'll get
your picture bestow to the pyramids, kind of like the
mounds in Mounds Park. You know they're in and it's
not meant to be disrespectful, but we just don't understand
the deep honor that they be in burial mounds and
(23:49):
so you're not supposed to walk on them. You're not
supposed to like, you know, you're supposed to be reverent
around them, but people, you know, they don't. They'll play
frisbee on them or whatever. It's kind of like if
you go to downtown Shokapie, if you're the park in
downtown Shockapy, it's really interesting. There's a couple of bumps,
a couple of small bumps in that park and those
are old Indian burial mounds. Oh wow, and you're not
supposed to walk on them. Yeah, it's really fascinating. And
(24:12):
there used to be burial mounds all over Minnesota and
then here the Europeans come along, and then you know,
in the early twentieth century when we got power tools
and powered trucks and bulldozers, they'd build a road and
they'd discover an Indian mountain. They'd just plow right through it. Yeah, yeah,
just horrible. Yeah. So probably going to guess that mister
Beast didn't understand the respect that is due to the
Mayan Pyramids.
Speaker 3 (24:32):
Totably not. But I don't know.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
He makes so much money on all of this stuff,
so he was like, whatever, throw on this commercial sock
and makes them mot Yeah.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
We were talking about American idol Also on this weekend
was the season finale of SNL and Colin Jost and
Michael Jay did the joke swap thing, which is always
funny every time they do it, but people are upset
because there were rumors there leaving SNL this season and
they didn't say a single word about it or any
cast members. Usually the season finale is where they give,
you know, a little tribute, even of something small, and
(25:01):
they really thought it because Colin Joe's wife scar Johansson
was the host, didn't say anything, So we don't know
who's leaving, who's coming back next season.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Maybe they're just all coming back.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
I was gonna say, may I did see the skit
that they did and I forget me, Like.
Speaker 3 (25:15):
I don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
But where who's the guy that does the weekend update
with Colin Michael Cha Michael Jay where they made him
read things and apologize to Scarlett for saying inappropriate things.
Oh it was so good And I do not know
how those guys keep a straight face and aren't able
to get the words out because they start laughing once
they read it. But I mean, other people write these
(25:37):
lines for them and then they read them. Ye, and
it's like them not cracking until like the end of it,
mind blowing.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
Yeah, those two were hilarious.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
They are hilarious. They're probably one of the best Weekend
Update the teams ever.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
Really, Yeah, I agree with you, but that's a bold statement.
Speaker 1 (25:53):
It is. I mean, Tina Fey was really funny. I didn't.
I never liked Jimmy Fallon on Weekend Update. I always
got the idea that Jimmy Fallon was reading Joe that
Tina Fey wrote for him, Like, yeah, it's likely. All right,
let's talk about the Timberwolves versus the ok see Thunder.
That is Tomorrow Night on the Road, Okay, see then
Thursday Night on the Road again. Then they are here
(26:14):
on Saturday at Target Center of course, on Saturday at
seven thirty. And we will have tickets for you courtside. No,
we won't, come on. Where did you think I'm going
to get court side Wolves tickets for you?
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (26:28):
Okay, but you're never more than thirty minutes away from
Jelly You're rolling post below, so we got plenty of those.
Keep listening and win your tickets for the show tomorrow.
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