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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Star. Enter it now at KDWB dot com. You could
get like the best Halloween decorations for your front yard ever,
like a twelve foot skeleton or a giant inflatable pumpkin.
Or you can look ahead to winter season and maybe
take up cross country skiing. You need to get your
fat ass outside and do a little exercise once in
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a while. I'm just trying to get your attention, fat ass.
So you heard it though, didn't you. Yes, you were
talking to me when I said fat ass. All of
a sudden, your ears purpose like, oh he's talking to
not because I'm talking to you, but because nobody says
fat ass on the radio anymore. It is politically incorrect.
Get your fat ass on some cross country skis with
your thousand dollars that you're gonna win. Now you might
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play the game. Now, you might actually play the game,
fat ass. So open up, open up your phone, go
to KTWB dot com. Use that keyword star. Type it
in there, put down the twinkies and the oreos. Type
it in there, fat ass, and you might get a
chance to win. Did I get your attention?
Speaker 2 (00:57):
I mean yeah, I think we're all paying attention now.
Normally we don't pay attention to it. Yeah, okay, you can.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Start every sentence with that, now, Yeah, I cally. The
other day I was like joking around with Ginny. I said, hey,
you fat old bitch, where are you going? And this
is a term of endearment, Yes it is.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's not mean. It's not mean at all.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
And then he texted me yesterday, I think yesterday, ask
me to send him something and it started with hey,
fat old bitch.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm like, oh, I guess this is going to be
a continuing thing.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
I'll see.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
If I didn't love you, I wouldn't call you that.
It's like why a boy pulls a girl's pigtails because
he's got a little I don't have.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
A crush on he's so cute.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
No, because he's got a little crush on her. No,
I don't have a crush. I don't have a crush
on you. You're like my sister. Yeah, gross, gross. Good
thing is in the studio there is zero sexual tension.
There's speak for yourself. But I'm looking at you, Dave. Okay,
well maybe there's that all right, So do you get
the idea keyword? Star used that keyword to win one
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thousand dollars and maybe go to the iHeart Radio jingle ball.
Are we doing fat Ass?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Are we doing?
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Winning song Wednesday? All right, love this bit? Bailey, You're
going first today?
Speaker 5 (02:03):
Okay today, My winning song is from Nickelback with photograph God.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Oh that song used to make me emotional, very emotional. Yeah.
It was around the time I was selling my mom
and dad's house and it was like, all these memories
are going away. Photograph vont What is your song?
Speaker 6 (02:27):
I heard the song on the radio the other day
and I was like, wow, it's been a minute.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
It's NF with lie. You told your friend are you
gonna lie? Like forgot about this job?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Yeah, totally forgot about that one. Okay, winning song Wednesday.
When you hear a song that you want to vote for,
you could say Jenny song, Dave song, Von song, or
Bailey song. Jenny? What is your song?
Speaker 2 (02:46):
This guy brought up on the show the other day,
so I want with Kalise milkshake.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Milkshake brings all a voice, but I have to be chucked.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, good one and mine is Avril Levine. So each
one is kind of a throwback. And you'll call in
at six, five, one, nine, nine, k w B whoever
gets three votes first, we'll play the entire song already.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
I'm ready, let's do it, bad Ass, I deserve it.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Kd w B, Hi, what's your name? Who are you
voting for?
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Bad badass?
Speaker 5 (03:16):
Dame?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Started something?
Speaker 6 (03:20):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Because you know no, I'm no. Stop it all right?
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Bye?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
KTWB Hi, what's your name?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Crystal?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Crystal? Who you're voting for?
Speaker 5 (03:32):
I am voting for Dave.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Look at that? Okay, Crystal, kd w B winning song Wednesday?
What's your name, Jacqueline Jacquelin? Who are you voting for?
Look at that?
Speaker 4 (03:45):
That's a sweet that you got their attention?
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Fas I did. I start using that more often, and
it started everything I say with hey, fat ass winning
song Wednesday, April Levine, k d w B. You, I'd
forgotten about that song, and then I stumbled the one,
and I don't know where I heard it. I'm like, ooh,
that's a great song. It is KDWB. That keyword once
again is star. I just want you to win, you know,
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go do something with your thousand dollars and go to
the guy Hurt Radio jingle Ball in New York City
and take a thousand dollars a long and buy everybody
you know a little tiny statue of liberty liberty figurine
to bring back. Don't no, don't allry, but open up
your your browser kwbeat on com and then type in
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the keyword star in the box that pops up for
your chance at one thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
That's sorry you just brought up about going to New York.
I will never forget the time that one of my
very best friends went to New York City and she
brought back like a couple things for me, as like souvenirs.
But then you want to know what she did. She's like, oh,
this's reminded me of you. But then she made me
pay for them. Oh no, I ask for the souvenirs
she got and why shirt of course, and then like
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a pair of earrings that reminded her of me. And
then she was like, okay, well that'll be fifteen bucks.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Fifteen that's a present receipt.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
I think one of them she gave me as a present, But.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
The other one she's like, I just thought you'd really
like these, so they cost us much, so if you
could pay me, And.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
I'm like, what, so why did you pay her?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Then I don't know because she was she was like
my best friend, so I can ask.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
That's my problem is that is the weirdest story ever.
Look and I brought you and here's the receipt on
your birthday, Dave, birthday's coming up of two weeks a
week from Friday.
Speaker 4 (05:36):
I thought you were trying to remember the day, like
twenty it's coming up.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Yeah, this is a week from Friday.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
I want said, I already have two weeks from Friday
A player. Yeah, I should talk to Jenny and Vance
so we don't get to do the same thing.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Oh, you were getting him something, I am.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
She got me a shirt. What's the occasion you got
me that shirt with the radios on it?
Speaker 3 (05:55):
I love Father's Day Day?
Speaker 4 (05:57):
So sweet? You use those knives I bought you that
you have.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
About every time?
Speaker 4 (06:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (06:01):
I keep them in Colorado. They're like, what do they
chrome their beautiful knives? A rainbow one in Colorado? When
I'm like doing slow cooker Sunday and chopping up potatoes
or something.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
D question, Yeah, how did you get those through TSA?
Speaker 5 (06:12):
Like?
Speaker 4 (06:12):
Did you do a regular bag?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You can check knives in the bag. Yeah, you totally.
You can't take them through ts A. But yeah, you
can check me in the bag. It is just fine,
all right. I think we're doing the Daily Bailey in
a moment Bailey bringing something to the show. What do
you got?
Speaker 5 (06:26):
I want you, guys, tell me about a trip you're
looking forward to. It can be this weekend, next month,
and a year. Just tell me what you're planning, because
I want to tell you about my trip.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Of course you do. Is this one of those things
where you don't really care what our answer is. You
just want to talk about yourself.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
No, I want to hear it from you and then
I'll tell you.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
They call next show.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
That's kind of sketchy, The Dave Ryan Show.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
I'm kt w B.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
All right today on the Daily Bailey, you're going to
tell me about a trip you're looking fo or two.
Speaker 4 (07:00):
That's right.
Speaker 5 (07:01):
You can text me at five three nine two one
what kind of trip are you going on? It can
be this weekend, it can be next month, in a year.
I don't care, whatever it is. What are you planning?
If you are planning something, I know Jenny is going
somewhere this weekend.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, I'm heading out in the van to do a
little leaf peeping around Minnesota. I don't really have a
plan because that's what I love about my van is
I just kind of go.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's the coolest and you can company where you want,
I mean, not anywhere you want to, But you don't
have to like, you know, get a reservation at the
holiday in Express or anything that's super cool for you.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
You got any other, like other trips that you're going
on other than that, honestly right now, No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Normally I do, but also travel Girl, I do have.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I just booked my reservation for web girl Tina's she's
doing a destination buddy and so I have a trip
in January for that.
Speaker 4 (07:43):
Oh where's she getting married?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Punta Kana, Ponta kanapure. You're saying that on the radio.
But whatever, it's.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
Not like people are gonna find or go Yeah look forward.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Day, Gosh, Dave, where are you going.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
I don't really have anything. I'm going to Colorado, just
a leisurely trip a week from this, say, okay, I'm
just gonna go out and check on the house. Yeah,
and you know, probably if it's warm enough to ride
the motorcycle around a little bit, do a little hiking.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
So yeah, had any big like trips that you've gone
on recently. I can't remember Sturgiss, right, Yeah, see, that
doesn't even feel that far away.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
But I guess that was like a trip that you had.
Speaker 1 (08:19):
Was Yeah, it was. It was a trip. It was
just like nine hundred miles to drive out there.
Speaker 3 (08:22):
Yeah, all right, do you have any trips planned?
Speaker 7 (08:25):
Uh?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
The biggest one is it's a ways away. Next July,
my family and I are going on a cruise and
I think it's it's a Royal Caribbean cruise Line. It's
the newest one and apparently it's the biggest cruise ship
that exists on the planet. It literally, when I say new,
it just started boarding passengers August.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
This is past that. Wow, that just passed whatever.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
You've been on cruises before, right, The last time I
was on a cruise was ten years ago.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
I've never been on a cruise, not once.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
I think they're exciting, and I'm excited because last time
I went was ten years ago, so I was what fourteen?
And so not only does the cruise seem smaller to
you because you're just so small.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
But you it does.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
It is smaller because you don't go to the bars,
the clubs, and stuff. I'm an adult now and so
I can just go do anything on the cruise. And
the list is coming and it's literally my dad in
his entire style, like my aunt's, uncle's, cousin's grandparents.
Speaker 4 (09:09):
So that's gonna be really exciting.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
And I think at docks, it's like a full week
cruise at docks like Saint Lucia, Sat Thomas, a lot
of Saints.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Well, I know you were wondering about me. Thanks for
having no we're out of time, sorry to play no.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
Go ahead.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
I just bought plane tickets yesterday me and my mom
for Thanksgiving. We're going to Graceland and we'll be there,
honestly forly two days. Because the last time I talked
about this, a lot of people wade in with some
advice and they said, you can do it in a day.
So we're going to Graceland and we might rent a
car drive to Tupelow, Tennessee, from yes.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Where Elvis was born to see that.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
We'll be there for like, honestly two days total, and
then we'll go into Disney World.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
Baby, are you spending actual Thanksgiving Day there?
Speaker 5 (10:01):
We're spending Thanksgiving Day pretty much on a plane going
to Disney. So it's not like we're yeah, there's not
much to do obviously on Thanksgiving, but that's the day
we have off.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
SOMA is all about your favorite thing to do on
Thanksgiving eat.
Speaker 5 (10:15):
I know Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday, but also like
you can celebrate Thanksgiving whenever, doesn't have to be on Thanksgiving.
So we're going to Graceland and see everything about Elvis.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
And then we're going to.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Disney World for like four days.
Speaker 5 (10:27):
And I can't wait, and my mom is really excited,
and my grandma's really excited.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Oh Grandma's going to Well, no, she's not going.
Speaker 4 (10:32):
She'll just hear about it.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Grandma's excited to hear about it, to hear about.
Speaker 3 (10:37):
It just me and my mama. So I can't wait.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
So I'll be obviously posting a bunch of stuff about that,
but that's over Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
It's agoing.
Speaker 4 (10:45):
No, she's not going.
Speaker 5 (10:46):
Honestly, this is probably like the one of the first
vacations that I've gone on with just my mom. And
I feel bad that I didn't even invite my sister,
but like she has a family, Like what am I
going to do invite her?
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Or to everything I do?
Speaker 4 (10:59):
No it's just then I obligation.
Speaker 5 (11:01):
Yeah, we're going to have a great time and my arrest.
My family's going to have fine time without me. It's
just going to be less fun obviously, because I'm the
life of the party at Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
When was the last time you were at Disney twenty nineteen.
Speaker 5 (11:14):
It's been minute, like a whole other time. All the
brand new rides. I've never been on the Tron ride
or the rat of two Ye ride. There's a lot
of stuff I've never done. There is awesome to wait
you guys. For you, thanks for feeling good for me,
Thanks for texting in. A lot of people are texting
in places that they're going on trips to going to
Arizona in December to see my daughter graduate from ASU,
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going to currousau Cura Carousel, carousew oh yeah, that's.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
Where the Amy Bradley where the girl got abducted. Yeah, yeah,
oh no.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I was like, oh that name destination Fort Myers Beach.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
If you've not been on the cruise, cruises are great.
I've not been on the cruise in a long time,
but you know, I love the days at sea. I
love standing out on the side of the ship. Yeah,
and I love it when he gets a little bit
stormy and choppy. Is that's kind of fun and that sure.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Some do you ever pretend that you're gonna jump off
and then Susan your wife, comes behind you and holds
you like Leonardo DiCaprio in Titanic?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Not even once? No, not sure even once?
Speaker 4 (12:16):
Yeah, No, I don't.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
Think they allow people to do that on cruises anymore.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, they don't let you get up in the whatever
that's called up in the front of the ship, the bow,
up in the bow of the ship. Yeah, not really.
But there's every Yaho's ever been on a boat on
Lake Minnetonka's stood up on the front and said, I'm
the king of the world. Yah, Ivery Yahoo, that's ever
been on a boat on Lake Minnetonka, I am the
king of the world. You're too drunk to stand up, Jenny.
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We all know that we'll do Dave's dirt. No, I'm
not Dave's dirt coming up next. We'll wrap up with
Dave's dirt to go in just a minute on K
d W B. Call them up, Jonas Brothers tickets. We've
got more for you tomorrow morning and row number two
we're going to work up to row one front row
tickets for Jonas Brothers on Friday. I might have set
a little alarm on your phone for seven twenty tomorrow
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and seven twenty on Friday. But there are other times
we give them away as well. For Jonas Brothers tickets
on Katie WB Hot.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Topics and Breaking News every Hour on davestt On Katie w.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
B, Megan Morony and Ed Sheeran teamed up for an
intimate surprise show. Let's take a listen, please, Caacy. Now,
if I had more context, it'd be cool, Like are
they in a subway or they had a done brother's
coffee shop. I'm not really sure where they are. Artists
(13:34):
had to do that more often. They had to just
show up at like, you know, the lobby of like
I don't know, a hotel or something.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Well, that's been a new trend. That's literally what all
American rejects started doing. They did a bunch of pop
ups randomly. They did it at a bowling alley in
Minneapolis a few months.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
That's so cool.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
And then MGK did it after his album just released.
He was at Electric Fetus like a month ago. And
then yeah, I mean, I don't know. I think I
think some artists are starting to do that in like
a pushback to I don't know, all the expensive ticketing
that you have to pay to see them.
Speaker 4 (14:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
The only probably is not many people can fit in
the lobby of the Holiday and Express. So but that's
still cool.
Speaker 6 (14:09):
I just looked it up. They were at it's called
Kids Super, which is in New York. It's a multi
use space that includes a store, gallery, cafe, and creative studios.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
So kind of I guess a catch all type place.
Okay in Brooklyn.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
Very cool.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
So there's a real life Cheers that people are watching
on a live stream on TikTok So.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
Apparently there's a.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Florida bar called the Elbow Room in Fort Lauderdale and
ever since nineteen well it's been around since nineteen thirty eight,
and they've been live streaming the bar since nineteen ninety six.
The funny part is is that it doesn't have like
audio or anything. You don't know what anyone's saying, but
you can just see what everyone's doing. So I guess
people have been watching the live stream on TikTok now
and just guessing what people are saying. Doing whether they're
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having a good night or not. And so it's just funny.
It's called the Elbow Room in Fort Lauderdale. I'm sure
you can just google that on TikTok and find out
if you want to watch it.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
We've been talking about Nicole Kidman getting her hairs dead
after her divorce from Keith Urban getting bangs, which Jenny
and I understand is if you get bangs, that means
something's going on at home usually, and not only did
Nicole Kimman change her hair, but Jenny's favorite, Timothy Shallow May.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Oh, I've seen it. It shaved his head. It's because
of a role he's playing. I know that, but he
looks awful.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
But it's really sad because I honestly, I kind of
think he's known for how beautifully luxurious and curly his
hair is, and now it's he just looks like some
guy who.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
If it grew in patches.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh No, It's like when Justin Timberlake shaved his head,
You're like, what the heck is this.
Speaker 2 (15:41):
It's also like, so Kylie Jenner was in Paris, Paris
for fashion Week, and she flew in for some promotional
thing for Timothy schallomy and he had his shaved head
and then you have Kylie Jenner next to him, and
the difference between what the two look like and that
relationship is insane, especially with the shaved head down.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
Yes, because he does look just like some due to
works in it. Yep, yeah, like entry level it.
Speaker 6 (16:03):
Taylor Swift is not clapping back but kind of responding
to people who are not really fans of her album.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
Say, welcome the chaos.
Speaker 7 (16:10):
The rule, the rule of show business is if it's
the first week of my album release and you are
saying either my name or my album title, you're helping.
I have a lot of respect for people's subjective opinions
on art.
Speaker 4 (16:24):
I'm not the art glease.
Speaker 7 (16:25):
It's like everybody is allowed to feel exactly how they want,
and what our goal is as entertainers is to be
a mirror.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
And by the way, we talk more about Taylor Swift
and her crippling fame and her critics pro and con
on the Minnesota Goodbye today. So as a matter of fact,
I have the first five maybe ten minutes it's all
about Taylor Swift, but it's it's from Taylor Swift, not fans,
So we're not. It's not like we don't like Taylor Swift,
but none of us, like you know, wore a pink
(16:54):
cowboy hat to wear concert and bought four hundred dollars
worth of merch. No, we're really not swifty, so it
was kind of like more from just common people Bailey is,
you know. I mean, we all respect and like her music,
but we're not swifty. So it was kind of fun
to talk about it from a more objective kind of
a point of view, where it's like, it's not a
religion like it is for swifties. I love this so much.
(17:16):
I play Wordle every morning. That's my first game that
I play Connections, and then I play Strands on the phone,
and a lot of people do the same thing. Guess
what they're bringing Wordle to TV on NBC is a
game show. They're not really saying how it's going to
work yet, but it sounds like it would almost have
to work like Wheel of Fortune. Okay, you see, because
(17:38):
wordle is a five letter word like raise our aiic,
so maybe you'll guess raise is your first word, and
then you've got to guess, oh, well, here's some that
are in the right place whatever, and then you've got
to solve it. It sounds like it would be a
lot like Wheel of Fortune.
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Right, I mean, go really fast?
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Honestly, it could.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah. Savannah Guthrie is the host. They're also bringing Clue
to a TV as a game show. Classic characters in
the game like Colonel Mustard, Professor Plumb, and Missus Scarlett
will be represented, but nobody's saying how yet. And that'll
be later on this fall. And that is the dirt.
We are done. We will see tomorrow Second Row Jonas
(18:20):
Brothers Tickets. War of the Roses brand new one. Is
this the Okay? I don't want to give away too much,
but War of the Roses gets a little bit ridiculous,
as they all do. You get to see whether this
guy is telling the truth or whether it seems really sketchy. Tomorrow,
War the Roses happened seven thirty five. Jonas Brothers Second
Row Tickets at seven twenty and we're on all morning tomorrow.
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