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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On The Dave Bryan Show On Katie W B.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
What have you done in your life? And you're maybe
you're glad you did it, but you're glad that it's over,
and you never want to do it again. Mine was skydiving.
It's not for me. I'm terrified of jumping out of
an airplane. Yours, Jenny is.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I would be running any kind of long marathon. I
did a half marathon, and I'm glad I did it,
but I'll never do it again.
Speaker 4 (00:24):
My knees are not good enough to be a runner.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Okay, gotcha? Vught? What have you done? Never want to
do it again?
Speaker 5 (00:29):
Tried sushi. I know it's so stupid, but I just
I can't read. I kind of yag at it. And
Alyssa loves sushi. Did you know there's old sushi in
the station fridge. It's been there since like before I
went on vacation because.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Nobody craves out the fridge is out here.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Have you looked in the work refrigerator.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Were you're getting hungry? Is that why you went in there?
Speaker 4 (00:46):
No?
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I want to see what it looks like though it's
been in there a while.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Yeah, it doesn't look it doesn't look I tried it.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
I might No, I can't do sushi.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
What see some people love I never wanted to eat sushi.
Then I tried it. I'm like, this is the shit.
What have you done? You never want to do it again.
Speaker 6 (01:05):
This past weekend, when I was just in Virginia with
our family, drop it in my younger sister off at
college for Norfolk State, we went over that Chesapeake Bridge
tunnel thing. I would never have to do that again.
It literally took twenty minutes one way, and there was
two separate times where you're underwater in the tunnel for
(01:25):
at least two minutes at a time, and then we
had to turn back around just to do it again.
So total forty minutes, two separate times underwater in the tunnel.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Never ever want to do it again? What have you done?
You never want to do it again? Use the talkback feature.
It's super cool. It's on the iHeartRadio app the red microphone.
You tap that. Basically it's a voicemail and we play
it back.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
I would not want to be a bartender again. It
was fun for a little bit, but it was too crazy.
The corporate life is a little bit more suited for
me now.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I think a bartender sounds kind of a cool job.
Speaker 8 (01:58):
I feel like you'd be so busy all the time
and it.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yeah, I'd want to be one of the lazy bartenders
like you see in an old movie where somebody walks
in and he's just sitting back there polishing the same glass.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
Yeah guy, for that job? What brings you in today?
You're one of those absolutely?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
What would you never do again? I will never get
married again.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
You pay to get in, you pay to get out out.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What an interesting viewpoint? You pay to get in, you
pay to get out?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
What would you never do again?
Speaker 7 (02:35):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (02:35):
Guys, this is Andrea from Hudson and And something I've
done and never need.
Speaker 4 (02:40):
To do again is travel to Dubai. It was a
very cool experience.
Speaker 7 (02:46):
I'm glad i went, but it was.
Speaker 9 (02:50):
A very long flight, the food was iffy, and I
just don't ever need to go there again.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, but you're glad you went? Yeah, Okay, what have
you done? You never want to do it again?
Speaker 8 (03:03):
Hi?
Speaker 9 (03:03):
This is Kristen from Cottage Grove. I am so glad
that I'm over with online dating. It was fun while
it lasted, but now that I'm finally married, I never
want to do it again.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
And you will probably never have to.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Hopefully not so.
Speaker 10 (03:20):
Something that I did once that I said I would
never do again was running a half marathon. After I
finished it, I said I had no desire to do
it again. I didn't want to do a full marathon.
Speaker 11 (03:27):
I hated it.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It was miserable.
Speaker 10 (03:29):
Then a few years later I got peer pressures into
doing it a second time. The whole time I was training,
I said.
Speaker 4 (03:35):
This is the worst thing.
Speaker 10 (03:36):
I hate training, I hate running.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I'm never doing this again. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Finished the half marathon a couple months ago. As soon
as I finished it, I said, that wasn't that bad.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Maybe I can do it again. So we'll see.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I've done the same thing. It's like you finished a marathon,
you go, oh god, never again. It's like having a baby.
I think when somebody's like, oh god, never again, and
then a year later they're pregnant. Yeah, it makes.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
You forget the pat for women, You forget about the
awful parts of pregnancy, and I'm like, oh, just kidding,
I could do it again. Yeah, No, I feel I
won't do another half marathon.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I just can't do it.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
I can't do it either. Just yeah, just I don't
want to and I can't do it.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
I don't want to do one and start it in
the first place.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
We got another talk back, what have you done before?
But you're glad it's over and never want to do
it again.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Something that I've done that i'd never do again is parasailing.
Speaker 6 (04:26):
I did not realize how danger it.
Speaker 7 (04:28):
Was before I did it.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Alison and I did that, I think somewhere, and we
loved it. But then I saw the videos of people dying.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Yeah, it looks terrifying to me.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
After they did it.
Speaker 4 (04:40):
A lot of people had answered.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
This on Facebook and Billy, you're gonna be upset about
this one, Sheila said, run Fast just wasn't for me.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
And I can say I was there, but I would
never go back. Yeah, that's all right. My mom doesn't
like it either, and I don't. I've worked there for
four years. My mom's never once come to see me.
Speaker 8 (04:55):
Really, yeah, but that's okay. She's like, it's dirty, and
it is. It's dirty, it's sweaty, it's all like super dusty.
So it's not for everyone. And it is a bunch
of like nerdy, sweaty people. So if you're not into
nerdy people, don't go to rent.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
This stay away. You should come, which I'm gonna guess
probably starts in another couple of weeks.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
It starts this weekend.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
This week.
Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah, it starts this weekend.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
I don't start working until September, but it does start
this weekend.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Here's another talk back.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Hey, this is Mason from Immergirl.
Speaker 11 (05:24):
Happy birthday, Vaughn.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
And thing I would never want to do again is
be a plumber. I did a plumbing apprenticeship.
Speaker 6 (05:29):
For a year.
Speaker 11 (05:31):
Too many hours, just a lot of work to understand,
and something that's not for me.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Plumbing apprenticeship low key sounds fire.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Because you can't just walk in and be a plumber
and watch a YouTube video. You got a like apprentice
for like a while a few years. Maybe.
Speaker 8 (05:47):
Oh they should have told that to the guys who
were fixing my toilet in the early summer.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I should have. I'll give you one tip that I've
heard from plumbers, because whenever we bring this up, flushable
wipes are a lie. Oh don't flush flushable wipes. They'll
lie on the package and they'll say flushable. They are not.
They'll clog up your toilet. Next thing, you know you're
gonna call a plumber and they're gonna charge you two
hundred and forty dollars to unclog your toilet. Is that
(06:12):
what you did to your toilet?
Speaker 8 (06:13):
That's what they blamed me for. But I do not
use flushable wipes. I have a bidet. So they're like,
you've been flushed? What have you been flushing down this toilet?
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Nothing?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Not the same comments for Foster's the butt.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, Monster's the pot. Coming up next on KDWB is
is KDWB where the B stands for birthday And it's
Vaughn's birthday, four years of life, and now it is
(06:44):
time for vontester the pot.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
V Sophy brought this up a couple of minutes ago.
Speaker 5 (06:48):
David, I flush dude wipes, and I'm proud of it.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Proud at your own peril.
Speaker 5 (06:54):
I do. And I live in an apartment, So maybe
that's why I care a little bit less because it's
not my own house. We have to pay for the plumbing.
But it says they're flushable. Why am I not going
to trust the label?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Yeah? And that's the thing is, like they do say
they're fleshable.
Speaker 4 (07:07):
It's because they go down but then they get stuck,
so they flush.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Technically they are flushable.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yes, but so is a mouse and so is a frog.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
That's a good point. Ye, it is technically flushable, but
not safe to flush.
Speaker 8 (07:20):
Yeah, and yeah, you say, oh, well, I live in
an apartment, so it doesn't matter. I live in an apartment,
and so it did matter because everyone's pipes are connected
to mine. So when Sarah upstairs flushes her flushable wipes
and they go down my pipes and then they have
to rip out the floor in my back, I didn't
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have a toilet for four days. And I'm blaming the
people in my building because I was getting blamed for
these flushable wipes clogging the pipes that they had to
like rip out the pipes from my floor, and it
wasn't me.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
So they're like, this is all your fault, and I
was like, no, it's not.
Speaker 8 (07:59):
So even though you say, like, oh, I'm in an apartment,
it doesn't pertain to me, Well, it doesn't pertain to you,
but it does.
Speaker 4 (08:04):
For the people on the first floor.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
You're pissed.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Yes, I am that I and now I have an
ugly floor in my bathroom.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I'm sorry, thank you.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I just feel like it says flushable, and I understand
that it might get stuck in the ecosystem of the
plumage or whatever. But that's I guess the manufacturer, the
infrastructure people's problem, not mine.
Speaker 4 (08:23):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
By that same train of thought, it is this is
if I give you a gatorade bottle, it could say
this is literable because you technically can throw it out
the car window. Yeah, it's not gonna say but you
should not throw it out the car windows. So then
and it's not your problem because you might never drive
by there again.
Speaker 5 (08:42):
But it's not gonna say that because that doesn't necessarily
affect me. And expiration days those are like little labels
on like food and drinks. Sure we follow those, right,
So why I am not going to follow this thing
that says you can push this down the toilet.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Because they are evil evil manufacturing.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Yeahs and doesn't know that plus me, but you know
it now. But you're not doing things that you shouldn't.
This is why landlords and tenants have issues.
Speaker 5 (09:10):
Yeah, and you know what, this is also why plumbers
stay employed. I'm giving them reasons to keep coming out
and doing their jobs.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
No, it's because your toilet's running, then they're gonna come out. Yeah,
google something called fat bergs fat fat b r gs.
This is what your wipes create. It's all connected to
the city. So taxpayers like Jenny, Yep, I'm attack pay
for the repairs because of a fat bird.
Speaker 5 (09:34):
It's not like a flushing it's not like a flushing
straw like plastic.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Straws or plastic bags down the toilet.
Speaker 4 (09:39):
No, it is kind of like that. I think that's
what the whole like fat berg idea is.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Well, people flush the worst down the toilet. You flush
a goldfish with novermorse.
Speaker 11 (09:48):
That's such a that's such a stupid generalization though, Like,
well you flushed worse, so I can flush these. Yeah,
well okay, people have done worse crimes. So I guess
I'll kill Dave today like.
Speaker 2 (10:00):
Busy day on my birthday. Can we do it another day?
Speaker 8 (10:04):
No, because with Vonts rationale here it could be worse.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
Here's another point, because you also cannot flush paper towels
or even Kleenex. His paper towels they don't break up,
and but toilet paper breaks up in the water. Kleenex
does not. The little girls were over the other day
they're two and five years old. One of them threw
a Kleenex in the toilet. I don't know why did
Pepa reach into the toilet and pull out the cleanex
(10:29):
and throw it in the trash? Yeah, of course of
course they did.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:32):
Yeah, Satty text had said, ooh, Vant's a typical renter.
He probably dumps a bacon grease down the kitchen sink too.
I will tell you I do not, but my girlfriend
Alyssa definitely pours grease and oil down the sea.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
You can't do that.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
I know that because my step mom has taught me that,
because my step mom has always lived in our house.
But Alyssa does it sometimes, and I'm like, eh, go ahead,
it'll make a big fact clog in there again. You
pour it into a bowl, you let it harden, and
then you scoop it into the trash with a spoon
and wipe that out with a paper towels.
Speaker 4 (11:01):
Or you can use it to cook.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
If you want to use that lard or bacon grease
to cook, I guess you could. Yeah. Vont deserves to
not celebrate his birthday, says this text message, because of
his dude wipe flushing incidents. The entire system gets clogs
with wipes, diapers, hand towels. It's awful of von to
do that when you know better, early, you know better
(11:24):
people flushed diapers. Who flushes a diaper? Is the worst
is when you're like in the parking lot of the
Perkins and some idiot is thrown a dirty baby diaper
in the parking lot of the Perkins, eat out of
your car, Like is that Ah, it's a diaper?
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Yeah, come on, it's not rationale.
Speaker 8 (11:40):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
I'm not saying like people flush worse so I can
do this.
Speaker 5 (11:43):
I'm just saying that you should be so peed off
about me flushing dude wipes because people do worse.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
But yeah, I flush due wipes down the toilet, no
questions asked. That's flushable.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Plumbers. Love you, vont the you're keeping him in business. Yes,
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Speaker 1 (13:12):
We'll give you the dirt Dave's Dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Out of nowhere, Taylor Swift drops this is what happens
in twenty twenty five, and recently they don't drop an album,
they drop a clue and a release date for the album.
And this showed up yesterday when everybody's like, wait, she's
dropping all these little hints, and then so on is
it today's podcast? Tomorrow? She was on And here's a
(13:37):
little clip that they released of a tease of the
album release.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I wanted to show you something.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Okay, what do we got?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
We got briefcase yep, Mick Green, yep.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
This is my brand new album, The Life of a
Showgirl TS two.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
I love the bro music everything They've got it down.
Speaker 8 (14:02):
My favorite part of you know podcast you know pros
like these two is screaming directly into the microphone.
Speaker 4 (14:09):
That's my favorite, like right into the mic. It was
on brand.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
It is on brand. I thought it was really interesting
that Max Martin, the guy who wrote a lot of
songs for Ensing and Backstreet Boys, co wrote and produced
this album. So it's gonna have a different sound for
Taylor Swift and we don't know the release date yet
or did I miss that?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
No, No, we don't know anything yet.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
That okay, But I feel like I do think that
Taylor swift Well Swifties are going to do more deep
dives and we'll probably find out more information in the
next few days where they'll figure it out even though
it won't be announced yet because they are such good detectives.
There was a big La Boobouo heist in California recently,
And if you don't know what a La Boo Boo is,
it is these weird looking keychain doll things that look
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like something from Where the Wild Things Are the book,
and somebody stole thirty thousand dollars worth of La Booboo
merchandise and the owner begged for the back and the
guy actually did surrender to the Wow, it was a
quick heist and then returned it all. So I would
like a La Bubo, and I think Bailey wants one
to I want the gray one with the rainbow teeth,
(15:09):
thank you.
Speaker 5 (15:09):
It's the height for Laboo Boo is as big as
like NFTs and you know stuff like that.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
I don't think it's NFT is a whole different thing.
It's more like on the BA baby being babies, but
like Stanley's honestly, because they're pretty hard to get and
they're not cheap.
Speaker 4 (15:24):
Being babies were.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Affordable, that's right, unless you got like the really expensive ones.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
They were like nine bucks or something like that. Maybe
maybe a little bit more.
Speaker 5 (15:34):
Yeah, got it, go ahead, fine, thank you. It's my birthday.
Ye atonleet on Instagram. Kelly Clarkson her team is now vouching,
saying she needs to sit down.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Put her feet up and have a cocktail.
Speaker 5 (15:45):
We've been talking about, you know, she's burnt out from
her talk show doing a Vegas residency. She's on the
new season of the Voice, and then last week her
ex husband passed and now her staff is saying she
needs to put her show, what's supposed to come back
next month, put it on hold, Like just take some
time because you're mentally, physically and emotionally exhausted.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
And yeah, I mean I feel like.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
We've seen the demise isn't the word, but like a
lot of celebrities burn themselves out and it leads to
God forbid, you know, who knows what happens.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
So Kelly Clochon needs to take a minute for herself.
Speaker 3 (16:14):
Well, I would argue that, like we all speculated for
a while that was going on with her, and it
was clearly like her ex husband was dying because he
had been battling cancer for like three years. And truthfully,
I feel a little bit bad about like ever talking
negatively about her because like we had no idea what
like her family was.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Oh, well, I will tell you this when I don't
think we did talk negatively about her because we, like
Kelly Clark, well.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
You weren't here last week when we found out that
she had just like canceled her residency, and then people
like found out to social media and we were like, well,
that's kind of a.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
Jerk move because you didn't know that her husband had
died or that he was that sick.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
She did, She did say on social media something about
somebody was ill, but we didn't know the extent. And
then literally later that day it was announcing he was like.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
Forty eight, Yeah something like that. Yeah. Imagine signing up
for an anti lonely this event and then you show
up and you're the only person there. It's terrible. It
happened to twenty one year old Josie Stinson and She
lives in Salem, Massachusetts. She's signed up for a local
(17:13):
anti loneliness club meet up via event Brian. Hoping to
make new friends. She paid twelve dollars for a ticket
that promised dinner and socializing at a restaurant. She got there,
nobody else was there, She said. The restaurant staff had
no knowledge of the event. She waited alone at a
six person table. Eventually they felt bad for her and
gave her some free cake. She put it on TikTok.
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The video went viral with one million views. She said.
Since she's shared the clip, many people have reached out
to share similar experiences and offer support. Can you imagine
that's kind of like when I heard the stories about
like was it somebody had a birthday party and nobody
showed up?
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Oh yeah, that was that happened to me. That was.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
The way I remember it, is that you went to
somebody's birthday and you were the only one that showed Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:04):
That was That was in middle school.
Speaker 8 (18:06):
So yes, I went to my friend Molly's birthday and
I was the only kid who showed up to her birthday.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
And you got sick and went home.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
Yeah I did get sick. Yeah, so I was there
for a couple of hours.
Speaker 8 (18:15):
But at my thirtieth birthday, I invited like thirty people,
and my sister and my boyfriend at the time showed
up and my sister's friend.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Your mom wasn't even there. No wow.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
But last year, last year, I had a lot of people.
So I blew up the Northern suburbs.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
We blew it up, blew it out well, Jenny blew
it out. But well I talked about before.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
So okay, what is the most attractive hobby a man
can have? According to a new survey, the answer is
what with ling?
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Snowboarding?
Speaker 5 (18:44):
No, no clowning, no clowning, no reading.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
I agree they said is the most attractive hobby a
man could have. The second most attractive is learning other languages,
followed by playing an instrument, cooking, and wood working.
Speaker 1 (19:02):
I was wittling.
Speaker 4 (19:04):
I was right.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
There's a difference between whittling. I respect. I used to
do that. Then I realized I'm suck at it. But
I would say woodworking is like building furniture or a
grandfather clock. That's that's woodworking.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
I don't even care if you're good at it or not.
I like somebody who likes to learn things. Yes, whether
or not you're going to be good at your wittling
doesn't matter. Did you at least try? Did you always
look at YouTube and try to learn more?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
I had all the tools, I had all the stuff,
and I just sucked at it. But it was fun.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's what you like about someone and getting into hobbies.
Speaker 2 (19:35):
Here are the least attractive hobbies for men. Gambling and porn.
Porn is not a hobby. It's not no no pastime.
All right, we are out of here. Let's go enjoy
the day. It's beautiful outside and it's going to stay
(19:55):
that way through most of the day, so let's go
enjoy it. We'll see you tomorrow here on I believe
tomorrow we're gonna have another pair of Tate McRae tickets,
and then I think later on the afternoon tomorrow Fouland
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