October 23, 2025 • 15 mins
Vont stirs the pot over potty behavior, Dave's Dirt, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Kdw B Serena Carpenter kind of hot, like you know, yeah,
physically but musically artistically she is right behind Taylor Swift.
She is kind of like the the it girl of
pop music. Right now, we're gonna send you off to
Los Angeles to speaking of hot, is gonna be? Is
gonna feel hot Los Angeles when you leave thirty two
degrees below zero to go see her in seventy five
(00:21):
degree Los Angeles. When we send you out there and
a Sabrina Carpenter flyaway.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's take a strip or she has to want a
trip to Los Angeles to see Sabrina Carpenter at one
of her sold out shows.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Happens now on KATWB. Talk back.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
The keyword busy, that's busy on our iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you've got the iHeartRadio app, you've probably seen that
red microphone. Maybe you've used it before. We call it
the talk back button. You tap that and then it
leaves you. It'll get you about like thirty seconds to
leave a talk about. All you got to say is
the keyword is busy and you're good to go. Go
do that now and good luck. Then this mad wed
(01:04):
I'm a big Milesmith guy. He probably knew this and
did a little research. That is the first top forty
song with a fiddle in it since nineteen eighty two?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Wow? Is it really?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I made that up?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But if I would have said, yeah, I looked it up,
you would not be too lazy to verify.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I just don't trust most of what you say.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Good call. But it's got a fiddle in there. And
I know there's been a big Milesmith guy.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
And you love fiddle.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Who doesn't love a good fiddle?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Talking about yep, last song to have a fiddle in
it was Devil went Down to Georgia nineteen eighty two. Yeah,
made that up. I don't know whether that's true or not.
That song came out in nineteen seventy nine. But you'll
believe anything I say because you're too lazy to pick
it up to look it up. Yeah, all right, listen,
let's give a keyword. Can I go home? Let's give
a keyword right now?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
For one thousand bucks one on one point three KTWB
and good Will want to help you win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And qualify for a VIP trip to our iHeart Radio
dingle Ball Center. This nationwide. Keyword on KDWB dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Elf. That's elf.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Enter right now at KDWB dot com. Get one thousand
dollars in your pocket. Now you can keep this and
go take that to the iHeartRadio Music Festival or iHeartRadio
jingle Ball in New York. You're also in the drawing
for that. You can go. I don't know that Republic
gets you admission to go to the top of the
Empire State Building. You could probably go to a show
at Radio City Music Hall. Allison and I went there
(02:29):
years ago and saw the Rockets Christmas Spectacular. I could
tell you really what spectacton. I walked out of there
and I said, Wow, that really was spectacle.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Let's go super high.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
What'd you say, Jen?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
That would be so fun to see. I just admire them.
It's the one thing in the Mazy Things Giving Day
parade that I make sure I see every year.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I agree, Yeah, instead of like, you know, a bunch
of tap dancing kids or like some high school band
from Farmington, Minnesota. Gross, Hey, I'm joking. I always do
that too. It's like, Wow, those kicks are so precise,
they're so high because they're so high up there. Anyway,
your keyword that you got to know is elf and
you get to go to katweb dot com to enter
(03:06):
that to win.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Good luck. Vont gonna stir the pot? Are you ready? Uh? Always?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, we'll do that coming up next, donkey w b Hey,
Van's gonna ster the pot coming up in a second.
But first I get a keyword to go see Sabrina
Carpenter and Los You've been to Los Angeles, Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I have, but only forel like a day or two.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I feel like, what you do?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
We did the Warner Brothers tour, but we took my
mom out there for the Rose Parade, so that was
like the main event of us being out there.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And you're the roast Parrey is always New Year's Day
reasonably warm?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah? It was warm?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The reason I bring that up is because that's a
little bonus. You get to get out of the cold
and snow and go see Sabrina Carpenter. But you need
the keyword and hear it comes.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Let's take a strip.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
For chance to win a trip to Los Angeles to
see Sabrina Carpenter at one of her sold out shows.
Happens now I'm KDWB conk back the keyword tears. That's
tears on our iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Simple as that.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Just go to the iHeart app, open up the red
and have the red microphone and simply say the keyword
is tears and then say something like peace out or
poose something like that, just to color it up a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, why not, You're like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All you got to do is just say the key
word is tears. Anything else you add is bonus for
us and we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Let's have monster the pot.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
What do you got I'm gonna call my own bluff today.
I have been a hypocrite twice in one day.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Number one is yesterday, not even twenty four hours ago.
I stirred the pot and said this. I think it's
a little lame. If you have a Instagram page for
your pet. Looking at you, Dave Rye, Dave has two
It's just like, why they don't need that? Clearly they're
not posting these things.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And no, backly that was yesterday. Now that was yesterday.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, now today on Thursday, October twenty third, my dog
Ava has an Instagram account two hundred follower.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right now, you got up to two hundred. Yes, literally
not even five minutes. Oh nice, So expect a little
post from Ava girl.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You can go follow her it's Ava girly.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
But I've also been a hypocritic because I said once
on a sur's the pot that you should not poop
at work, and this week I had.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
To, oh, no, first time ever since working here.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
No, not for the first time ever, but like I
tried to not poop at work. I think it's a
little weird if you poop at work. I just don't
like it because I don't want our boss Rich to
know that I poop.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That's what it is expectation.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I totally get it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You don't want to walk out of the stall and
Rich come in and go, hey, what do you pooping
in there?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I mean, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And you also don't want to have Rich come out
of the stall and go, hey, I was just pooping
in there.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
He does that.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Twelve year old boys, Like, we're not going to call
each other out for pooping.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's still I don't want you to even know that.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I'm I see what he means, though, because I hate
and Jenny, you would probably understand this because we only
have stalls, so I hate when I go into a
stall in an empty bathroom and then I feel it coming,
you know, and then you have one person come in
and then they leave, and then you have another person
come in, and then they leave, and you have another
person and it's constant, and I just want to be
alone in a math room. I'm just waiting for everyone
(06:06):
to leave.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I think for women it's easier because no matter what,
you have to go into the stall.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Typically if a guy's in the store observation.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, if if a.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Guy goes in the stall, you know he's probably going
number two and so gets there's no mystery involved. No,
And I don't know what everybody's shoes here in the
office look like, but my shoes are very like I'm
the only one that wears a lot of the sneakers
I have. So if Dave walked in, he could probably
see my feet dangling and be like.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Very short swings him back and forth like the third grader.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So, yeah, poop it at work is weird, but I
had to do it this week.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Guess you have more than one stall in the.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
We have two.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
We have one, and then we have a handicap on
so it's a little bigger.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Okay, okay, all right, because I'm like going to have.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
A big three.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We have four four because we.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Don't have urinals, so you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
In all he did not have your women work here,
you know, if we all have to be at the
same time.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I like the roulette, the little game of like roulette
you play, or like the standoff when you're in the
stall and there's one person two over and like which
one of them is going to poop?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It's a very awkward situation.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
And eventually one of them gives up because the other
one hasn't gone, So your design whatever I guess I'm
leaving does come back up, and.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You're like, nope, has this ever happened?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Ladies?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You just come out of a stall and then somebody
walks it right in to that same stall after you
drop the Bible.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I hate that. That's the worst. And I'm just like
it was the person before me. I swear.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Imagine Bailey walks out of a stall, somebody's waiting, so
they run in and they're like, God, the subject please.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I mean everybody can relate to. This is what
I just feel. There are better things we can spend
our airwaves on.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Go follow like my dog.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
A on Instagram. It's Ava Girley. She's the cutest thing ever.
She's gonna she's gonna make a post. She's just waking
up from her uh from sleeping, so she's gonna make
a post snap of the day. I think all two
hundred of her followers and it's gonna keep growing from.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, that's awesome, Bailey, is you should get one for
your cat Cat?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Well? Yeah, well I think be city cap because that
sounds smart than we all, you know, but will be
upset if I make it today because then I'll steal
his thunder.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You can't steal my shine. So maybe a way to
it over the weekend. I didn't do it right after
Dave got Bernie. I let Bernie have a shine.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I could literally populate an entire Instagram page just pictures
of my cat that would have way more pictures than
pictures of me.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
But I have on my own Instagram which you should follow,
cat ba A. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's Ava Gurley and at vant Leak.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, I around anybody, I don't need any I don't
need any more followers. Go unfollow me at Dave Ryan
k go and go click unfollow right now. We will
come back with Dave's Dirt next on kd WUB. Are
you a halloween person? You get excited for Halloween? Maybe
(08:51):
like when you were a kid, you were always like,
oh my god, it's Halloween. I can't wait. Get dressed up. Mom,
take me down to Pennies and get costume. Mom, take
me down to Target or Kmart and let's go to
let's to Walt Market a costume. What was your favorite
costume when you were a little kid. I'll go first, Okay.
Mine was a homemade robot costume. I took a box
that had something in it, and then another box and
made the head. I put taped a flashlight, a flat
(09:11):
flashlight to the front, so I had a laser beam.
I had some buttons and knobs and switches on me
and holes for my arms. Homemade, made of myself. That
was my favorite costume.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I've been a clown a handful of times as a kid.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Uh. The one that's coming to me though, is I
was I dream of Genie, and I really like Gie.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I was the Genie and I dream of Geenie.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Granted I was wearing that costume in cold Minnesota weather,
so I think I just had like a full outfit
on underneath it because it's like a middrift. So it
wasn't the warmest costume, but I loved it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I had a little hat and everything.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I got it. Okay, Jeanie, you're a genie, Jenny, Jenny
or Jeanie. Yeah, your favorite costume when you were a kid.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
My mom made all of our costumes, and I think
my favorite was one. I was crust toothpaste and my
sister was Coldka.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Were you a box or a tube?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
No, a tube?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
A tube toothpaste? Okay, probably the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
But I remember being.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Very very itchy because it was I don't know if
it was real or fake straw, but whatever it was
was just the itchiest all in my areas.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I get it. Well, he's you know, he's made out
of straw.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So the reason we bring it up is because we're
doing Halloween Big coming up a week from tonight. Is
going to be on October thirtieth, next Thursday at Mystic
Lake and it's called the Hop House. Really cool place
come by. We got psychic Gary Spivey who's going to
be doing readings all night. You can ask him anything
you want. There's the costume contest, there's a live DJ.
(10:36):
All of us are going to be there. It's gonna
be all decorated off all in the Halloween and it's
free to get in.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You just gotta win tickets here on KWB. How do
you win? I don't know, No, I get an idea.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Call the radio station, Paul Us here at six right now,
right now, six nine eight nine, KDWB will grab a
bunch of calls and get you into Boo Bash.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
You gotta be at least twenty one.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh by the way, if you want to be in
the costume contest, do it up because there is sexiest
men's and women, So that's one contest for one thousand dollars.
There is a duo or group that's another thousand dollars,
and then best overall creative is another thousand dollars. So
whatever you want to do, you want to be in
the costume contest. Love to see you out there. Call
in to win on KATWB.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
What's trending? Let's find out it's Dave Sert on Katie
w B.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Bare Let's see what we got here. This is Ed Sheeran.
He wrote a song about brushing your teeth with third graders. Now,
I thought it'd be a cute little nursery rhyme kind
of a song. It really isn't. But it's ed scheron.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, that sounds great. I love it.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah, there's a lot of good TV you can watch
tonight if you're interested in sitting on the couch. Season
seven of the Kardashian premieres on Hulu. Also, The Vikings
play tonight.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
The Vikings.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I forgot about Chargers. That's gonna be on Amazon Prime.
My boy Cursion is going to be at the game.
He get his friends out there.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, and they're all going to go to get So
watch for my boy Cursion in the crowd at the
game tonight.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yeah. That game's at seven fifteen and then nobody wants
this comes out. But it says that midnight, So I'm
confused if it meant at midnight tonight.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yes, I think it's midnight tonight.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Okay, So you can't really technically watch that till pretty
much tomorrow unless you're a night owl then you can
watch that as well. But it's a really good show.
So season two premieres tonight on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
I'm surprised I haven't haven't seen this story yet, but
Billboard is tweaking its rules for their Hot one hundred.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Can I explain it to you this?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah, So it's to knock off songs that have been
like in.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
The chart for too long.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
So like Teddy Swims, Lose Control is no longer in
the Hot one hundred, and you look at that and.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You go, it's it's a year old. Why is it
still in there?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, so effective this week.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
If a song drops below number five after seventy eight weeks,
that's a year and a half it's gone. And so
Loose Control was at number six before the Life of
a show Girl came along, so now it's gone. If
a song drops below number ten after fifty two weeks,
it's gone. If it drops below number twenty five after
twenty six weeks, it's gone. So now we won't have
(13:16):
like the same song in the Hot one hundred for
forever and ever and ever.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I wonder how Seacres does it on Sunday mornings, because
I listened to American Top forty sometimes a lot of
time I'm not up early enough to listen, honestly, But
if he goes off the Billboard charts, then would not
that be the same music over and over all week,
you know, ever every week.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Right exactly, And that's I think that's why they're changing it. Okay,
so it's not playing you know Billie Eilish's Wildflower for
a million billion weeks.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
You know, when I grew up.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Listening to radio, it always was pretty much the same songs.
Because my sister and I would listen, we write down
the five songs and then you could call in and
win a CD if you knew all down. And I
feel like it was typically the same songs. It's pretty often.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, they don't always change a lot, but good new rules,
I mean, yeah, it make a little bit more fun
to keep track of that.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That is the dirt.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It is presented proudly by six one two Injured Heimer
and Lammer's Injury Law. All right, I'm headed out to
Pilgrim Dry Cleaners in Wyzetta. I'm gonna be there at
eleven thirty until one thirty. Come by in a lunch hour.
You know, if you got some coats in your trunk,
or maybe you got some or maybe you can swing
by your house and pick some up. Love to see
(14:29):
you out there. We're collecting coats for kids. Pilgrim does
this every year, and they're way behind because the weather
has been so warm that people have not been thinking
about cold weather and coats. But you've got a couple
of coach you can swing by. Come the Pilgrim in
Whyzetta from eleven thirty till one thirty. I'd love to
meet you there, And if you come by, I've got
a free copy of my book if you bring a coat,
(14:51):
Little Dave's Amazing Day. It's a book for kids, and
I think you'll like it. So we'll see you there.
Jenny's gonna be there tomorrow, same one, same location.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Same time and everything okay, So if you don't.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Have a coat today, then get it on the way home,
or get it when you get home and bring it
to Jenny tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Have a great day. We will see you tomorrow or
at Pilgrim Pleaner
Kdw B Serena Carpenter kind of hot, like you know, yeah,
physically but musically artistically she is right behind Taylor Swift.
She is kind of like the the it girl of
pop music. Right now, we're gonna send you off to
Los Angeles to speaking of hot, is gonna be? Is
gonna feel hot Los Angeles when you leave thirty two
degrees below zero to go see her in seventy five
(00:21):
degree Los Angeles. When we send you out there and
a Sabrina Carpenter flyaway.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Let's take a strip or she has to want a
trip to Los Angeles to see Sabrina Carpenter at one
of her sold out shows.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Happens now on KATWB. Talk back.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
The keyword busy, that's busy on our iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
If you've got the iHeartRadio app, you've probably seen that
red microphone. Maybe you've used it before. We call it
the talk back button. You tap that and then it
leaves you. It'll get you about like thirty seconds to
leave a talk about. All you got to say is
the keyword is busy and you're good to go. Go
do that now and good luck. Then this mad wed
(01:04):
I'm a big Milesmith guy. He probably knew this and
did a little research. That is the first top forty
song with a fiddle in it since nineteen eighty two?
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Wow? Is it really?
Speaker 5 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
I made that up?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
But if I would have said, yeah, I looked it up,
you would not be too lazy to verify.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
I just don't trust most of what you say.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Good call. But it's got a fiddle in there. And
I know there's been a big Milesmith guy.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
And you love fiddle.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Who doesn't love a good fiddle?
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Talking about yep, last song to have a fiddle in
it was Devil went Down to Georgia nineteen eighty two. Yeah,
made that up. I don't know whether that's true or not.
That song came out in nineteen seventy nine. But you'll
believe anything I say because you're too lazy to pick
it up to look it up. Yeah, all right, listen,
let's give a keyword. Can I go home? Let's give
a keyword right now?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
For one thousand bucks one on one point three KTWB
and good Will want to help you win one thousand dollars.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
And qualify for a VIP trip to our iHeart Radio
dingle Ball Center. This nationwide. Keyword on KDWB dot com.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Elf. That's elf.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Enter right now at KDWB dot com. Get one thousand
dollars in your pocket. Now you can keep this and
go take that to the iHeartRadio Music Festival or iHeartRadio
jingle Ball in New York. You're also in the drawing
for that. You can go. I don't know that Republic
gets you admission to go to the top of the
Empire State Building. You could probably go to a show
at Radio City Music Hall. Allison and I went there
(02:29):
years ago and saw the Rockets Christmas Spectacular. I could
tell you really what spectacton. I walked out of there
and I said, Wow, that really was spectacle.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Let's go super high.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
What'd you say, Jen?
Speaker 6 (02:40):
That would be so fun to see. I just admire them.
It's the one thing in the Mazy Things Giving Day
parade that I make sure I see every year.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I agree, Yeah, instead of like, you know, a bunch
of tap dancing kids or like some high school band
from Farmington, Minnesota. Gross, Hey, I'm joking. I always do
that too. It's like, Wow, those kicks are so precise,
they're so high because they're so high up there. Anyway,
your keyword that you got to know is elf and
you get to go to katweb dot com to enter
(03:06):
that to win.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Good luck. Vont gonna stir the pot? Are you ready? Uh? Always?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Okay, we'll do that coming up next, donkey w b Hey,
Van's gonna ster the pot coming up in a second.
But first I get a keyword to go see Sabrina
Carpenter and Los You've been to Los Angeles, Jennifer.
Speaker 6 (03:22):
I have, but only forel like a day or two.
Speaker 4 (03:24):
I feel like, what you do?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
What you doing?
Speaker 6 (03:26):
We did the Warner Brothers tour, but we took my
mom out there for the Rose Parade, so that was
like the main event of us being out there.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
And you're the roast Parrey is always New Year's Day
reasonably warm?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Right?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Yeah? It was warm?
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
The reason I bring that up is because that's a
little bonus. You get to get out of the cold
and snow and go see Sabrina Carpenter. But you need
the keyword and hear it comes.
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Let's take a strip.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
For chance to win a trip to Los Angeles to
see Sabrina Carpenter at one of her sold out shows.
Happens now I'm KDWB conk back the keyword tears. That's
tears on our iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
Simple as that.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Just go to the iHeart app, open up the red
and have the red microphone and simply say the keyword
is tears and then say something like peace out or
poose something like that, just to color it up a
little bit.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Yeah, why not, You're like, whoa.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
All you got to do is just say the key
word is tears. Anything else you add is bonus for
us and we appreciate it.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Let's have monster the pot.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
What do you got I'm gonna call my own bluff today.
I have been a hypocrite twice in one day.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (04:34):
Number one is yesterday, not even twenty four hours ago.
I stirred the pot and said this. I think it's
a little lame. If you have a Instagram page for
your pet. Looking at you, Dave Rye, Dave has two
It's just like, why they don't need that? Clearly they're
not posting these things.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
And no, backly that was yesterday. Now that was yesterday.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
Yeah, now today on Thursday, October twenty third, my dog
Ava has an Instagram account two hundred follower.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right now, you got up to two hundred. Yes, literally
not even five minutes. Oh nice, So expect a little
post from Ava girl.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
You can go follow her it's Ava girly.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
But I've also been a hypocritic because I said once
on a sur's the pot that you should not poop
at work, and this week I had.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
To, oh, no, first time ever since working here.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
No, not for the first time ever, but like I
tried to not poop at work. I think it's a
little weird if you poop at work. I just don't
like it because I don't want our boss Rich to
know that I poop.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
That's what it is expectation.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
I totally get it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
You don't want to walk out of the stall and
Rich come in and go, hey, what do you pooping
in there?
Speaker 7 (05:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:33):
I mean, yeah, you don't.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
And you also don't want to have Rich come out
of the stall and go, hey, I was just pooping
in there.
Speaker 4 (05:38):
He does that.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Twelve year old boys, Like, we're not going to call
each other out for pooping.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
It's still I don't want you to even know that.
Speaker 7 (05:44):
I'm I see what he means, though, because I hate
and Jenny, you would probably understand this because we only
have stalls, so I hate when I go into a
stall in an empty bathroom and then I feel it coming,
you know, and then you have one person come in
and then they leave, and then you have another person
come in, and then they leave, and you have another
person and it's constant, and I just want to be
alone in a math room. I'm just waiting for everyone
(06:06):
to leave.
Speaker 5 (06:07):
I think for women it's easier because no matter what,
you have to go into the stall.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Typically if a guy's in the store observation.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Yeah, if if a.
Speaker 5 (06:13):
Guy goes in the stall, you know he's probably going
number two and so gets there's no mystery involved. No,
And I don't know what everybody's shoes here in the
office look like, but my shoes are very like I'm
the only one that wears a lot of the sneakers
I have. So if Dave walked in, he could probably
see my feet dangling and be like.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Very short swings him back and forth like the third grader.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So, yeah, poop it at work is weird, but I
had to do it this week.
Speaker 6 (06:42):
Guess you have more than one stall in the.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
We have two.
Speaker 4 (06:45):
We have one, and then we have a handicap on
so it's a little bigger.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Okay, okay, all right, because I'm like going to have.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
A big three.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
We have four four because we.
Speaker 6 (06:54):
Don't have urinals, so you gotta go.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
In all he did not have your women work here,
you know, if we all have to be at the
same time.
Speaker 6 (07:01):
I like the roulette, the little game of like roulette
you play, or like the standoff when you're in the
stall and there's one person two over and like which
one of them is going to poop?
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It's a very awkward situation.
Speaker 6 (07:12):
And eventually one of them gives up because the other
one hasn't gone, So your design whatever I guess I'm
leaving does come back up, and.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
You're like, nope, has this ever happened?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Ladies?
Speaker 5 (07:22):
You just come out of a stall and then somebody
walks it right in to that same stall after you
drop the Bible.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
I hate that. That's the worst. And I'm just like
it was the person before me. I swear.
Speaker 5 (07:31):
Imagine Bailey walks out of a stall, somebody's waiting, so
they run in and they're like, God, the subject please.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I mean everybody can relate to. This is what
I just feel. There are better things we can spend
our airwaves on.
Speaker 4 (07:42):
Go follow like my dog.
Speaker 5 (07:44):
A on Instagram. It's Ava Girley. She's the cutest thing ever.
She's gonna she's gonna make a post. She's just waking
up from her uh from sleeping, so she's gonna make
a post snap of the day. I think all two
hundred of her followers and it's gonna keep growing from.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Okay, that's awesome, Bailey, is you should get one for
your cat Cat?
Speaker 7 (08:01):
Well? Yeah, well I think be city cap because that
sounds smart than we all, you know, but will be
upset if I make it today because then I'll steal
his thunder.
Speaker 5 (08:09):
You can't steal my shine. So maybe a way to
it over the weekend. I didn't do it right after
Dave got Bernie. I let Bernie have a shine.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
I could literally populate an entire Instagram page just pictures
of my cat that would have way more pictures than
pictures of me.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
But I have on my own Instagram which you should follow,
cat ba A. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's Ava Gurley and at vant Leak.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Okay, I around anybody, I don't need any I don't
need any more followers. Go unfollow me at Dave Ryan
k go and go click unfollow right now. We will
come back with Dave's Dirt next on kd WUB. Are
you a halloween person? You get excited for Halloween? Maybe
(08:51):
like when you were a kid, you were always like,
oh my god, it's Halloween. I can't wait. Get dressed up. Mom,
take me down to Pennies and get costume. Mom, take
me down to Target or Kmart and let's go to
let's to Walt Market a costume. What was your favorite
costume when you were a little kid. I'll go first, Okay.
Mine was a homemade robot costume. I took a box
that had something in it, and then another box and
made the head. I put taped a flashlight, a flat
(09:11):
flashlight to the front, so I had a laser beam.
I had some buttons and knobs and switches on me
and holes for my arms. Homemade, made of myself. That
was my favorite costume.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
I've been a clown a handful of times as a kid.
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Uh. The one that's coming to me though, is I
was I dream of Genie, and I really like Gie.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
I was the Genie and I dream of Geenie.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
Granted I was wearing that costume in cold Minnesota weather,
so I think I just had like a full outfit
on underneath it because it's like a middrift. So it
wasn't the warmest costume, but I loved it.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
I had a little hat and everything.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I got it. Okay, Jeanie, you're a genie, Jenny, Jenny
or Jeanie. Yeah, your favorite costume when you were a kid.
Speaker 6 (09:48):
My mom made all of our costumes, and I think
my favorite was one. I was crust toothpaste and my
sister was Coldka.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Were you a box or a tube?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
No, a tube?
Speaker 4 (09:57):
A tube toothpaste? Okay, probably the scarecrow from Wizard of Oz.
But I remember being.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Very very itchy because it was I don't know if
it was real or fake straw, but whatever it was
was just the itchiest all in my areas.
Speaker 3 (10:10):
I get it. Well, he's you know, he's made out
of straw.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
So the reason we bring it up is because we're
doing Halloween Big coming up a week from tonight. Is
going to be on October thirtieth, next Thursday at Mystic
Lake and it's called the Hop House. Really cool place
come by. We got psychic Gary Spivey who's going to
be doing readings all night. You can ask him anything
you want. There's the costume contest, there's a live DJ.
(10:36):
All of us are going to be there. It's gonna
be all decorated off all in the Halloween and it's
free to get in.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
You just gotta win tickets here on KWB. How do
you win? I don't know, No, I get an idea.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Call the radio station, Paul Us here at six right now,
right now, six nine eight nine, KDWB will grab a
bunch of calls and get you into Boo Bash.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
You gotta be at least twenty one.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Oh by the way, if you want to be in
the costume contest, do it up because there is sexiest
men's and women, So that's one contest for one thousand dollars.
There is a duo or group that's another thousand dollars,
and then best overall creative is another thousand dollars. So
whatever you want to do, you want to be in
the costume contest. Love to see you out there. Call
in to win on KATWB.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
What's trending? Let's find out it's Dave Sert on Katie
w B.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
Bare Let's see what we got here. This is Ed Sheeran.
He wrote a song about brushing your teeth with third graders. Now,
I thought it'd be a cute little nursery rhyme kind
of a song. It really isn't. But it's ed scheron.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Okay, that sounds great. I love it.
Speaker 6 (11:51):
Yeah, there's a lot of good TV you can watch
tonight if you're interested in sitting on the couch. Season
seven of the Kardashian premieres on Hulu. Also, The Vikings
play tonight.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
The Vikings.
Speaker 6 (12:00):
I forgot about Chargers. That's gonna be on Amazon Prime.
My boy Cursion is going to be at the game.
He get his friends out there.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Yeah, and they're all going to go to get So
watch for my boy Cursion in the crowd at the
game tonight.
Speaker 6 (12:12):
Yeah. That game's at seven fifteen and then nobody wants
this comes out. But it says that midnight, So I'm
confused if it meant at midnight tonight.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yes, I think it's midnight tonight.
Speaker 6 (12:23):
Okay, So you can't really technically watch that till pretty
much tomorrow unless you're a night owl then you can
watch that as well. But it's a really good show.
So season two premieres tonight on Netflix.
Speaker 7 (12:31):
I'm surprised I haven't haven't seen this story yet, but
Billboard is tweaking its rules for their Hot one hundred.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Can I explain it to you this?
Speaker 7 (12:39):
Yeah, So it's to knock off songs that have been
like in.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
The chart for too long.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
So like Teddy Swims, Lose Control is no longer in
the Hot one hundred, and you look at that and.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
You go, it's it's a year old. Why is it
still in there?
Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, so effective this week.
Speaker 7 (12:55):
If a song drops below number five after seventy eight weeks,
that's a year and a half it's gone. And so
Loose Control was at number six before the Life of
a show Girl came along, so now it's gone. If
a song drops below number ten after fifty two weeks,
it's gone. If it drops below number twenty five after
twenty six weeks, it's gone. So now we won't have
(13:16):
like the same song in the Hot one hundred for
forever and ever and ever.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
I wonder how Seacres does it on Sunday mornings, because
I listened to American Top forty sometimes a lot of
time I'm not up early enough to listen, honestly, But
if he goes off the Billboard charts, then would not
that be the same music over and over all week,
you know, ever every week.
Speaker 7 (13:35):
Right exactly, And that's I think that's why they're changing it. Okay,
so it's not playing you know Billie Eilish's Wildflower for
a million billion weeks.
Speaker 4 (13:44):
You know, when I grew up.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
Listening to radio, it always was pretty much the same songs.
Because my sister and I would listen, we write down
the five songs and then you could call in and
win a CD if you knew all down. And I
feel like it was typically the same songs. It's pretty often.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Yeah, they don't always change a lot, but good new rules,
I mean, yeah, it make a little bit more fun
to keep track of that.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
That is the dirt.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
It is presented proudly by six one two Injured Heimer
and Lammer's Injury Law. All right, I'm headed out to
Pilgrim Dry Cleaners in Wyzetta. I'm gonna be there at
eleven thirty until one thirty. Come by in a lunch hour.
You know, if you got some coats in your trunk,
or maybe you got some or maybe you can swing
by your house and pick some up. Love to see
(14:29):
you out there. We're collecting coats for kids. Pilgrim does
this every year, and they're way behind because the weather
has been so warm that people have not been thinking
about cold weather and coats. But you've got a couple
of coach you can swing by. Come the Pilgrim in
Whyzetta from eleven thirty till one thirty. I'd love to
meet you there, And if you come by, I've got
a free copy of my book if you bring a coat,
(14:51):
Little Dave's Amazing Day. It's a book for kids, and
I think you'll like it. So we'll see you there.
Jenny's gonna be there tomorrow, same one, same location.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
Same time and everything okay, So if you don't.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Have a coat today, then get it on the way home,
or get it when you get home and bring it
to Jenny tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
Have a great day. We will see you tomorrow or
at Pilgrim Pleaner
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