June 9, 2025 • 15 mins
Jenny gives us a list of things we all do but don't admit to, Dave's Dirt, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
He's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're gonna talk about things that everyone does but doesn't
always admit to. Dewey. Okay, so of course the first
one is a picture nose. Okay, we're not gonna just
like disgusting things, but like, yes, picture nose. Everyone picks
their nose. Yes, this one, I definitely do rehearsing conversations
in your head. Oh yes, that, and then also playing
(00:26):
back things in your head that you wish you would
have said in a moment.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Everybody does that. I just think it was the only one.
But it's like you walk away from an argument, You're like, yeah,
I feel.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Like I'm a little bit more obvious with this. But
somebody said, stretches your arms to smell at the deorder
and it's still working. I just I just smell. I
just put my arm up, and I'm like, yep.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't have too bad a b oh, I don't
do that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Another one. This is specifically for office workers. It's sit
in front of a computer and do nothing products youve
for hours or days at a time. I mean some
office jobs. Seriously, you get your work done in like
an hour or two, and then you have six hours.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
To kill I guess that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I always would just stretch out the work.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
If I had something that I could do in an hour,
I'd be like, Okay, how can I make this last?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I heard that the key if you work in the
office to never admit that you don't have anything to do.
You just play Word'll probably.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So these are things that everyone does, but no one
admits to talking to yourself out loud. I definitely. I'm
trying to think of the moments that I do that.
I probably do it when I'm at home working out
and I'm like, you got this or something like that,
or like I definitely yell at myself, Like Dave will
start swearing at it himself and call himself stupid when
he screws up these little promotional things he has to record.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
God tell me stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I think when I screw up things and I'm by myself,
I'll start yelling at myself too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Stuff at home too.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I used to talk to myself like on the regular
when I would walk my dogs as like a kid
and a teenager.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Because this was.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Like before iPods or before you had like your phone
to listen to. So if I had a CD player,
I can't hold my CD player.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And dogs at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So I would just chat with myself and pretend I
was like on the Rosy O'donald show.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She was interviewing me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You've said that before, so how'd you get started in.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'd be thank you so much for asking, and I
would just talk out loud and look like naughty cuhoo bananas.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I did the same thing, and sometimes I'd be like
thank you, miss no settle down, Like somebody in the
audience is like cheering.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Like yeah, I'm like thank you sir.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh my gosh. So yeah, these are the things that
people do, but nobody wants to admit fantasizing about someone
they should and everyone does that. Come on, you know
you absolute or like when you have if you're in
a long relationship or you're married or whatever, and then
you have a dream about someone like sexually. That's not
like a celeb because I've had like celeb dreams and stuff,
(02:50):
But when you have one about someone else, it's kind
of like whoa oop oops.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And a lot of the time is somebody that you
wouldn't even normally be attracted to. I mean sometimes it is,
but a lot of the time it's like, oh, Derek
from Accounting, all of.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Us on the show, I admit this, but Peen in
the shower, yeah, we admit yeah, absolutely. Now this one
is interesting And I have a follow up question to
each of you after I say this one. Everyone has
a version of themselves. They're scared people will actually see.
So if you thought of yourself, what percent do you
think is hidden from everyone in the world because you
(03:29):
are the only person who knows yourself fully, I would
say that there's like five percent of me that nobody
knows anything besides me.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, fair enough. I think if you say zero, then
you're lying. I say about five percent.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Also, yeah, I always think that, oh I'm so unique
and interesting, and then someone will post something that I've
done in my life on TikTok, and then like all
the comments will be like, oh, so we're all just
living the same life.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Like there are.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No novel experiences. We all just do the same things.
We just don't talk about it. So honestly, like one person,
I'm sure I do all the things that everybody else.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I would say like fifteen or twenty percent, just because
most of my friends and family are back home in
Jersey and they see aside of me that obviously you know,
you guys don't or like the couple of friends that
Alyssa and I have out here don't typically see either.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, I'm not saying about things that you do though, Bareley,
I'm not saying like experiences. I'm saying that there's like
thoughts that happen in your head and there's just like
things that maybe you do at home. Maybe that's what
you're talking about there, but you really only think like
one percent. Yeah, I'm pretty open book. I don't know.
I mean, there's there's.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I believe her actually, but I also yeah, I think yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, Honestly, all the other ones are pretty like immature,
like stare at boobs stuff and like that. So that's
the one I wanted to end on today.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Boobs Oprah says everybody looks at their own poop.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That was on here too, but I was trying to
avoid that one. Or you look after you wife that
was on here as well. If you like, we've kind
of well, you're gonna see how you're doing. Who doesn't
you get to see what you're up to? Yeah, weep
your day, it was, so you.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Have to look because then you have to see if
you have to wipe again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well that's what I mean. You gotta see how you're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, exactly a lot of times.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Though, No, okay, we're gonna move on to us.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's why I didn't get into it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Unfortunately. The next song is Taste Sabrina Carpenter. We just
heard from somebody's very interesting. They said, hey, you guys
called my name for the concert tickets for the weekend
at seven thirty five this morning, I was in an appointment.
Yeah that sucks. I'm sorry you were in an appointment.
That's kind of like, yeah, I'm sorry I missed the
football game because I had to be I was sleeping.
(05:34):
It's just that's just the way it is. That's how
the cookie crumbled that. It's just yeah, I wish we
could give them to you, but you got to be listening.
So if you signed up for the weekend tickets, you
just go on Instagram, follow one on one, three KTWB
and then comment anything at all and then tag anybody
at all. Then be here tomorrow morning at seven thirty
five to win your tickets. Fallon and Colt have another
(05:56):
chance to win this afternoon at for thirty five, So
be here. You know, I know you've got I know
you've got appointments. I know you've got stuff. I know
your son has got dance and your daughter's got softball.
I get all that tough. Tell them to take themselves.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
You can walk there day and fall and I called
I have two pairs too, so three thirty five and
four to thirty five nay.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
So listen to win. That's the very important part. So
make sure you're listening to win your tickets from KD
wub and also sign up one or more thing is
online Jenny's Fit Club and it's the Dad the Dad
Bob version, the jat version.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
My fit Club is a once a month fitness class
that I take with people who sign up, and it's
free at Flight in Woodbury this week on Sunday, which
is Father's Day. So that's why I'm branding this month's
fit Club the Zaddi Fit Club, so I love to
have a bunch of Zaddi show up. It's at eleven
am and if you want to sign up, go to
Dave Brianshow dot com and just click on the Jenny
tab and there's a link right there to sign up.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you guys feel like I'm going to kind of
a father figure to you guys at all.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
To us. No, I know too much about you, Absolutely not,
And I knew that much about my dad. I could
never look at him the same. So you know you're
my You're my annoying, much older brother.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, I'll take that, if you know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I wouldn't want to know that thing, those things about
my brother either.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, the reason I asked, huh, do you look at
me like your black son? Oh? Absolutely, yeah. You remind
me a lot of Carson. You're totally different, but you're
around the same age and you both have a lot
to learn. We don't think we do. I don't know
what I'm telling you. The reason I bring it up
is because I'm going to be alone on Father's Day.
Oh buddy, well here's the reason why. Because you know,
all my kids live out of state. Allison will be here.
(07:36):
And this is the thing that I really respect about
you know, like when your own kids become parents, you've
got to let them go do Mother's Day Father's Day
stuff without you. So I won't say to Alison, Wow,
what time are you guys coming over? I'm making burgers
on the deck. No, Justin and Alison their parents. He
is a father, Go do your own Father's Day thing.
I've celebrated a million fathers well not a million, several days.
(08:00):
I don't need another one. So you go do your
Father's Day thing. I will go do something else.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Does that mean I'm on the hook to hang out
with my mom and dad for the rest of time
because I don't have children.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yes, yeah, kind of yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Or move a state away like me and then.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Be like, sorry, are you going to Are you gonna
go see your dad on Father's Day? Call him? I
am a gift. I don't know the pencils seven.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know. I might play the petty game because
he missed my birthday this year, so maybe I wait
a day to call it. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah,
I'll call him on Father's Day. But you said you're
spending it a loan. Do you not have a wife
named Susan?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, you're right, I forgot about her. Yeah. No, what
I mean is Susan and I will be spending the
day a Look, honestly, Sunday is a workday for us.
Sunday is not really a day off. We work on Sundays.
We get ready, we you know, we write all the
crappy jokes for the following week. Yeah, so, yeah's a
big deal. Oh sorry, buddy, I'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Do you want to come to the stone Arch Bridge
Festival with me and my mom or my dad and
my sister?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No thanks, We are going to the Excelsior or Art
Pair this week, so it'd be kind of fun. All right,
All right, let's do Dave shirt on Katie Ledb throwing
journalistic standards out the window. This is Dave's dirt on
kad w B. I think one of my favorite stories
of pieces of audio is Sabrina Carpenter in concert covering
(09:16):
the old song from the eighties called It's Raining Men.
Here's Sabrina Carpenter. So Jenny loves weed. Jenny's a big
weed smoker.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So Marshall Seltzer's.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
But yeah, apparently there is a dispensary in Monroe, Michigan,
and there's been a bigfoot sighting. So the dispensary says,
if you can show us photographic proof that you saw bigfoot,
will give you a discount on the weed. That's the story.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I first heard about it. I was in Baltimore, Maryland.
I said, oh, my gosh, I leave home for a week.
Look what happened. There was what was called the Monro
through years years ago, someone saw a big creature out
near the Fermi power plant. I think it's really funny
that this was spotted near where that was.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, so I guess there's the Monroe Monster.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Are you're saying you're going to send a picture of
me into them so you can get some free or.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Here's what a lot of people don't know. Jenny is
six foot six and Jenny when she goes to the
north Woods, people are like, oh my god, I saw
a sasquatch getting out of a Toyota Raft four and
it's like, no, that's Jenny.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'll be up in Nisua this weekend, so look out
for me. She's walking through the woods.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
There is a new term going around that I'm going
to tell you guys about. Must be nice, dave to
have a wife who cooks for you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I guess I'll just stay at home with the dog.
Then I guess I'll have to fold these clothes by myself. Okay,
so those are dry Bagging is the new term that
people are using, where it basically you're saying something to
hint at getting how without actually asking for help. So
it's like when Bailey looks at Dave's food every day
(11:05):
after the show and is like, m that must be
a lovely enchilada. You have their day just hoping that
day will offer her a bite of his.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Enchilada at the table. Oh no, I used to do
that same thing.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Oh my god, my step mom would make something I
didn't want for dinner. I'd be like, oh man, some
Popeyes would sure tastes good right now.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So, yeah, those are instances of dry banging, which I
feel like, Dave, that feels like something that happens in
your household with you and Susan, you'll probably say those things.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, just what Susan says. She'll be like, I'll let
you fold the laundry. Oh as if it's a privilege,
I'll go ahead and let you unload the dishwasher. Okay.
So and I know that's her way of saying, you
got to do your share. Ye.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Big hot news for me and for Jenny is that
the Freaker Friday full trailer came out this past weekend,
and that movie comes out on August eighth, and we're
really excited because the first freaking redde was great. I
didn't want to be a part of this family, and
now I'm part of some dodgy family.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Curse and I'm the Elvis.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
As teenagers we have no power, but as adults or
we can break all parents up for good.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
We're really excited for that. We're gonna go and get
a big bucket of popcorn and hold hands.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Who's this we me and Jenny? Are you really?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Good? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know what does it? Okay? I was like,
when is it coming out August? It's so soon ish?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And then we can hold hands in share popcorn and whisper.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
He No, We're not gonna be those people in the
movie theater that are bugging people like Dave who want
to turn around and be like can you be quiet?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Wait? Am I the one bugging people?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
We're the people?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But I'm definitely the one who's like, are you going
to talk through the entire movie? Yeah? That's me. I am.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
So if you go to Miley Cyrus concerts soon, you
might hear this song or any of her in a
Montana hitch she officially has the rights to before them,
they I guess took away her rights after she left
Disney Channel back in twenty eleven. But last year when
they named they were a Disney legend, they said, you
know what, perform whatever you want. I'd be living by
care well, no, not by cares. I'd be living my
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ten year old boy dreams. If she did a hand
them Montana song out of Miley Concert, I think she.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Should just for the marketation, just get her a wig.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That'd be great, people would love. Jason Biggs had such
a bad cocaine problem that he climbed into a trash
can looking for the cocaine.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I literally got in my car with the bag of coke,
drove to like Sunset. I put the bag of coke
in one of those trash bins.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But not just in the trash bin.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
There was a Starbucks cup inside it with still some
coffee in it, and I put it in that and
I literally drove down the hill, parked, opened up this
person's trash bin, opened up the Starbucks container, pulled the wet.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Baggy out of the thing, dried it off, drove back home.
I don't get what he's trying to say that to.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Throw it out, and then he went back in It's
like it's like when you've thrown a piece of pizza
into the garbage and then you've gone back in and
pulled it out.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, yeah, I've done that with cigarettes before. Back I
used to smoke a pack in a half a day,
and yes, and I would throw them in the trash can,
and sometimes I'd even break them up and throw them
in the trash can, and then like two hours later,
I'd be digging through the trash can the ones that
still got a little bit of you know, yeah, the
tobacco left it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So just to clarify, this was back when he was
like twenty two that he had this addiction. He's forty
seven now and he's actually been sober for seven years,
so nice. This was at the height of his fame.
He said that when he was twenty two, we had
money in the bank and coke in his pocket, and
no one was saying no to him because he was
I'm sure super famous.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That is the dirt brought you by six one two,
Injured Heimer and Lammer's in Jewry Law. Check out the
Minnesota Goodbye. If you're looking for more content from the
Dave Ryan Show, go listen for the Minnesota Goodbye. Just
search for it on the iHeartRadio app just search Minnesota Goodbye,
and it's fifteen or twenty bonus minutes of things that
we don't get to talk about on the radio, and
(15:04):
a lot of emails from people asking very personal and
appropriate questions. Go check those out on the Minnesota Goodbye.
We'll be back tomorrow from five point thirty until ten
on KATIEWB
He's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
We're gonna talk about things that everyone does but doesn't
always admit to. Dewey. Okay, so of course the first
one is a picture nose. Okay, we're not gonna just
like disgusting things, but like, yes, picture nose. Everyone picks
their nose. Yes, this one, I definitely do rehearsing conversations
in your head. Oh yes, that, and then also playing
(00:26):
back things in your head that you wish you would
have said in a moment.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Everybody does that. I just think it was the only one.
But it's like you walk away from an argument, You're like, yeah,
I feel.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Like I'm a little bit more obvious with this. But
somebody said, stretches your arms to smell at the deorder
and it's still working. I just I just smell. I
just put my arm up, and I'm like, yep.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I don't have too bad a b oh, I don't
do that.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yeah. No.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Another one. This is specifically for office workers. It's sit
in front of a computer and do nothing products youve
for hours or days at a time. I mean some
office jobs. Seriously, you get your work done in like
an hour or two, and then you have six hours.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
To kill I guess that's true.
Speaker 4 (01:10):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I always would just stretch out the work.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
If I had something that I could do in an hour,
I'd be like, Okay, how can I make this last?
Speaker 5 (01:17):
I heard that the key if you work in the
office to never admit that you don't have anything to do.
You just play Word'll probably.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So these are things that everyone does, but no one
admits to talking to yourself out loud. I definitely. I'm
trying to think of the moments that I do that.
I probably do it when I'm at home working out
and I'm like, you got this or something like that,
or like I definitely yell at myself, Like Dave will
start swearing at it himself and call himself stupid when
he screws up these little promotional things he has to record.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
God tell me stupid.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
I think when I screw up things and I'm by myself,
I'll start yelling at myself too.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Stuff at home too.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
I used to talk to myself like on the regular
when I would walk my dogs as like a kid
and a teenager.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Because this was.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Like before iPods or before you had like your phone
to listen to. So if I had a CD player,
I can't hold my CD player.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
And dogs at the same time.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So I would just chat with myself and pretend I
was like on the Rosy O'donald show.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
She was interviewing me.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
You've said that before, so how'd you get started in.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'd be thank you so much for asking, and I
would just talk out loud and look like naughty cuhoo bananas.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I did the same thing, and sometimes I'd be like
thank you, miss no settle down, Like somebody in the
audience is like cheering.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Like yeah, I'm like thank you sir.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Oh my gosh. So yeah, these are the things that
people do, but nobody wants to admit fantasizing about someone
they should and everyone does that. Come on, you know
you absolute or like when you have if you're in
a long relationship or you're married or whatever, and then
you have a dream about someone like sexually. That's not
like a celeb because I've had like celeb dreams and stuff,
(02:50):
But when you have one about someone else, it's kind
of like whoa oop oops.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
And a lot of the time is somebody that you
wouldn't even normally be attracted to. I mean sometimes it is,
but a lot of the time it's like, oh, Derek
from Accounting, all of.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Us on the show, I admit this, but Peen in
the shower, yeah, we admit yeah, absolutely. Now this one
is interesting And I have a follow up question to
each of you after I say this one. Everyone has
a version of themselves. They're scared people will actually see.
So if you thought of yourself, what percent do you
think is hidden from everyone in the world because you
(03:29):
are the only person who knows yourself fully, I would
say that there's like five percent of me that nobody
knows anything besides me.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Okay, fair enough. I think if you say zero, then
you're lying. I say about five percent.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Also, yeah, I always think that, oh I'm so unique
and interesting, and then someone will post something that I've
done in my life on TikTok, and then like all
the comments will be like, oh, so we're all just
living the same life.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Like there are.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
No novel experiences. We all just do the same things.
We just don't talk about it. So honestly, like one person,
I'm sure I do all the things that everybody else.
Speaker 5 (04:00):
I would say like fifteen or twenty percent, just because
most of my friends and family are back home in
Jersey and they see aside of me that obviously you know,
you guys don't or like the couple of friends that
Alyssa and I have out here don't typically see either.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
No, I'm not saying about things that you do though, Bareley,
I'm not saying like experiences. I'm saying that there's like
thoughts that happen in your head and there's just like
things that maybe you do at home. Maybe that's what
you're talking about there, but you really only think like
one percent. Yeah, I'm pretty open book. I don't know.
I mean, there's there's.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
I believe her actually, but I also yeah, I think yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Yeah, Honestly, all the other ones are pretty like immature,
like stare at boobs stuff and like that. So that's
the one I wanted to end on today.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Boobs Oprah says everybody looks at their own poop.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
That was on here too, but I was trying to
avoid that one. Or you look after you wife that
was on here as well. If you like, we've kind
of well, you're gonna see how you're doing. Who doesn't
you get to see what you're up to? Yeah, weep
your day, it was, so you.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Have to look because then you have to see if
you have to wipe again.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well that's what I mean. You gotta see how you're doing.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, exactly a lot of times.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Though, No, okay, we're gonna move on to us.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That's why I didn't get into it.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Unfortunately. The next song is Taste Sabrina Carpenter. We just
heard from somebody's very interesting. They said, hey, you guys
called my name for the concert tickets for the weekend
at seven thirty five this morning, I was in an appointment.
Yeah that sucks. I'm sorry you were in an appointment.
That's kind of like, yeah, I'm sorry I missed the
football game because I had to be I was sleeping.
(05:34):
It's just that's just the way it is. That's how
the cookie crumbled that. It's just yeah, I wish we
could give them to you, but you got to be listening.
So if you signed up for the weekend tickets, you
just go on Instagram, follow one on one, three KTWB
and then comment anything at all and then tag anybody
at all. Then be here tomorrow morning at seven thirty
five to win your tickets. Fallon and Colt have another
(05:56):
chance to win this afternoon at for thirty five, So
be here. You know, I know you've got I know
you've got appointments. I know you've got stuff. I know
your son has got dance and your daughter's got softball.
I get all that tough. Tell them to take themselves.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
You can walk there day and fall and I called
I have two pairs too, so three thirty five and
four to thirty five nay.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
So listen to win. That's the very important part. So
make sure you're listening to win your tickets from KD
wub and also sign up one or more thing is
online Jenny's Fit Club and it's the Dad the Dad
Bob version, the jat version.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
My fit Club is a once a month fitness class
that I take with people who sign up, and it's
free at Flight in Woodbury this week on Sunday, which
is Father's Day. So that's why I'm branding this month's
fit Club the Zaddi Fit Club, so I love to
have a bunch of Zaddi show up. It's at eleven
am and if you want to sign up, go to
Dave Brianshow dot com and just click on the Jenny
tab and there's a link right there to sign up.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Do you guys feel like I'm going to kind of
a father figure to you guys at all.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
To us. No, I know too much about you, Absolutely not,
And I knew that much about my dad. I could
never look at him the same. So you know you're
my You're my annoying, much older brother.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, I'll take that, if you know.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
I wouldn't want to know that thing, those things about
my brother either.
Speaker 5 (07:15):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Well, the reason I asked, huh, do you look at
me like your black son? Oh? Absolutely, yeah. You remind
me a lot of Carson. You're totally different, but you're
around the same age and you both have a lot
to learn. We don't think we do. I don't know
what I'm telling you. The reason I bring it up
is because I'm going to be alone on Father's Day.
Oh buddy, well here's the reason why. Because you know,
all my kids live out of state. Allison will be here.
(07:36):
And this is the thing that I really respect about
you know, like when your own kids become parents, you've
got to let them go do Mother's Day Father's Day
stuff without you. So I won't say to Alison, Wow,
what time are you guys coming over? I'm making burgers
on the deck. No, Justin and Alison their parents. He
is a father, Go do your own Father's Day thing.
I've celebrated a million fathers well not a million, several days.
(08:00):
I don't need another one. So you go do your
Father's Day thing. I will go do something else.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Does that mean I'm on the hook to hang out
with my mom and dad for the rest of time
because I don't have children.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yes, yeah, kind of yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Or move a state away like me and then.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Be like, sorry, are you going to Are you gonna
go see your dad on Father's Day? Call him? I
am a gift. I don't know the pencils seven.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
I don't know. I might play the petty game because
he missed my birthday this year, so maybe I wait
a day to call it. No, I'm just kidding. Yeah,
I'll call him on Father's Day. But you said you're
spending it a loan. Do you not have a wife
named Susan?
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Well, you're right, I forgot about her. Yeah. No, what
I mean is Susan and I will be spending the
day a Look, honestly, Sunday is a workday for us.
Sunday is not really a day off. We work on Sundays.
We get ready, we you know, we write all the
crappy jokes for the following week. Yeah, so, yeah's a
big deal. Oh sorry, buddy, I'll be fine.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Do you want to come to the stone Arch Bridge
Festival with me and my mom or my dad and
my sister?
Speaker 1 (08:55):
No thanks, We are going to the Excelsior or Art
Pair this week, so it'd be kind of fun. All right,
All right, let's do Dave shirt on Katie Ledb throwing
journalistic standards out the window. This is Dave's dirt on
kad w B. I think one of my favorite stories
of pieces of audio is Sabrina Carpenter in concert covering
(09:16):
the old song from the eighties called It's Raining Men.
Here's Sabrina Carpenter. So Jenny loves weed. Jenny's a big
weed smoker.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
So Marshall Seltzer's.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
But yeah, apparently there is a dispensary in Monroe, Michigan,
and there's been a bigfoot sighting. So the dispensary says,
if you can show us photographic proof that you saw bigfoot,
will give you a discount on the weed. That's the story.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
I first heard about it. I was in Baltimore, Maryland.
I said, oh, my gosh, I leave home for a week.
Look what happened. There was what was called the Monro
through years years ago, someone saw a big creature out
near the Fermi power plant. I think it's really funny
that this was spotted near where that was.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Okay, so I guess there's the Monroe Monster.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Are you're saying you're going to send a picture of
me into them so you can get some free or.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Here's what a lot of people don't know. Jenny is
six foot six and Jenny when she goes to the
north Woods, people are like, oh my god, I saw
a sasquatch getting out of a Toyota Raft four and
it's like, no, that's Jenny.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
I'll be up in Nisua this weekend, so look out
for me. She's walking through the woods.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
There is a new term going around that I'm going
to tell you guys about. Must be nice, dave to
have a wife who cooks for you.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
What does that mean?
Speaker 2 (10:45):
I guess I'll just stay at home with the dog.
Then I guess I'll have to fold these clothes by myself. Okay,
so those are dry Bagging is the new term that
people are using, where it basically you're saying something to
hint at getting how without actually asking for help. So
it's like when Bailey looks at Dave's food every day
(11:05):
after the show and is like, m that must be
a lovely enchilada. You have their day just hoping that
day will offer her a bite of his.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Enchilada at the table. Oh no, I used to do
that same thing.
Speaker 5 (11:19):
Oh my god, my step mom would make something I
didn't want for dinner. I'd be like, oh man, some
Popeyes would sure tastes good right now.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
So, yeah, those are instances of dry banging, which I
feel like, Dave, that feels like something that happens in
your household with you and Susan, you'll probably say those things.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
No, just what Susan says. She'll be like, I'll let
you fold the laundry. Oh as if it's a privilege,
I'll go ahead and let you unload the dishwasher. Okay.
So and I know that's her way of saying, you
got to do your share. Ye.
Speaker 4 (11:49):
Big hot news for me and for Jenny is that
the Freaker Friday full trailer came out this past weekend,
and that movie comes out on August eighth, and we're
really excited because the first freaking redde was great. I
didn't want to be a part of this family, and
now I'm part of some dodgy family.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Curse and I'm the Elvis.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
As teenagers we have no power, but as adults or
we can break all parents up for good.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
We're really excited for that. We're gonna go and get
a big bucket of popcorn and hold hands.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Who's this we me and Jenny? Are you really?
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Good? Okay?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
I don't know what does it? Okay? I was like,
when is it coming out August? It's so soon ish?
Speaker 4 (12:26):
And then we can hold hands in share popcorn and whisper.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
He No, We're not gonna be those people in the
movie theater that are bugging people like Dave who want
to turn around and be like can you be quiet?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Wait? Am I the one bugging people?
Speaker 2 (12:41):
We're the people?
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But I'm definitely the one who's like, are you going
to talk through the entire movie? Yeah? That's me. I am.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
So if you go to Miley Cyrus concerts soon, you
might hear this song or any of her in a
Montana hitch she officially has the rights to before them,
they I guess took away her rights after she left
Disney Channel back in twenty eleven. But last year when
they named they were a Disney legend, they said, you
know what, perform whatever you want. I'd be living by
care well, no, not by cares. I'd be living my
(13:09):
ten year old boy dreams. If she did a hand
them Montana song out of Miley Concert, I think she.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Should just for the marketation, just get her a wig.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
That'd be great, people would love. Jason Biggs had such
a bad cocaine problem that he climbed into a trash
can looking for the cocaine.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
I literally got in my car with the bag of coke,
drove to like Sunset. I put the bag of coke
in one of those trash bins.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
But not just in the trash bin.
Speaker 6 (13:38):
There was a Starbucks cup inside it with still some
coffee in it, and I put it in that and
I literally drove down the hill, parked, opened up this
person's trash bin, opened up the Starbucks container, pulled the wet.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Baggy out of the thing, dried it off, drove back home.
I don't get what he's trying to say that to.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Throw it out, and then he went back in It's
like it's like when you've thrown a piece of pizza
into the garbage and then you've gone back in and
pulled it out.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Okay, yeah, I've done that with cigarettes before. Back I
used to smoke a pack in a half a day,
and yes, and I would throw them in the trash can,
and sometimes I'd even break them up and throw them
in the trash can, and then like two hours later,
I'd be digging through the trash can the ones that
still got a little bit of you know, yeah, the
tobacco left it.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
So just to clarify, this was back when he was
like twenty two that he had this addiction. He's forty
seven now and he's actually been sober for seven years,
so nice. This was at the height of his fame.
He said that when he was twenty two, we had
money in the bank and coke in his pocket, and
no one was saying no to him because he was
I'm sure super famous.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
That is the dirt brought you by six one two,
Injured Heimer and Lammer's in Jewry Law. Check out the
Minnesota Goodbye. If you're looking for more content from the
Dave Ryan Show, go listen for the Minnesota Goodbye. Just
search for it on the iHeartRadio app just search Minnesota Goodbye,
and it's fifteen or twenty bonus minutes of things that
we don't get to talk about on the radio, and
(15:04):
a lot of emails from people asking very personal and
appropriate questions. Go check those out on the Minnesota Goodbye.
We'll be back tomorrow from five point thirty until ten
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