June 17, 2025 • 28 mins
Bailey explains the Spoon Theory, we give hacks for insomnia, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One on one point three k d W b.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
OH about three minutes away. Next keyword for Sabrina Carpenter
is gonna be nice today.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
No rain.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We got the big thunderstorms last night, trees down, hailstorms,
car damage.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Crazy said someone they were supposed to come look at
my roof today, I think, And he texted me He's like, yeah, sorry,
there was so much hal damage. I'm too busy and
I wasn't really in the heart of it to like
have the hail damage.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So he's coming later this week.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I will say, if you're a new homeowner, they call
them storm chasers and they come through neighborhoods after a
big hailstorm and they'll come by and they'll say, hey,
we want to fix your roof, and blah blah blah
blah blah. I think I'm right when I say, don't
be tempted to do that. Call your insurance company. Yeah,
and your insurance company will send by three reputable, local,
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non stormchaser roofing companies. They will all make an estimate,
and the insurance company, I think usually lets you pick
who you want to do it, or maybe they do it.
I'm not sure. But the storm chasers. I'm not saying
they're all, but I am saying that we had that happen.
Stormchaser came by, came by with his clipboard dis iPad,
said hey, we can fix your roof after the storm.
We said no, We called our insurance company and whatever.
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They took care of it. Neighbor across the street used
the storm chaser, and here it is, like months later,
they're still waiting for their roof to be fixed.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh yeah, this person that I'm talking to as a
friend so and we've been talking for a while, so
it's not a he's not a storm chaser, or maybe
he is, but I trust him.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Call your insurance company. That's the best fatherly advice that
I could give to you.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I can't take you seriously though, because you're just like
eating a can of beats during commercial break.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do love beats.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I was at the farmer's market by Lyndale whatever, and
I saw can a jar of beats, and they're delicious
and they're healthy, they're full of niasin.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I love beats. Like one time, I ate so many beats.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Back when I worked in Florida, we had beats that
we were like selling, and I ate so many beats
that like two hours later I used the bathroom and
my pea was purple.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I was terrified.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Really well, imagine like you don't think so because you
already done eating the beats, and so my pea was purple.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And then it was like, am I is it? What's
wrong with my inside?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I like this? You ate pickled purple beats?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And then I was lay too, was purple?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'll give you one. Yeah on a dare.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I ate a bunch of skippy peanut butter and an
entire jar skippy peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah. I was late too. I was in the emergency
room for what everything was clogged up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was sick. I was throwing up. I couldn't breathe.
It was horrible. Had two IV's going because I ate
the peanut butter and I was late too. You have
two hours later story, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I wasn't feeling good one night, so I went
into my medicine cabinet and I drank some cough syrup and.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Then Dave, Dave, oh, yeah, I was late too.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I was really sick and on the toilet, and I
realized the cough sierrup was about two years expire.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, so I only made myself worse.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, by the way, keyword coming up for Sabrina Carpenter
coming up in just a couple of seconds. If you're
here for the keyword, we have not forgotten it. We're
just doing a bit call.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I was laytoo once.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I uh once, I wanted to go lay out in
the sun, and I only had like a little bitty
window of time.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So I was like, I'll be fine, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
And then I was latis.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I was a tomato. I was sunburned all over the
place like a tomato. It was terrible and it hurt
real bad. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
One time I was drinking a bunch of tequila in college,
I was laytail. I woke up without pants on in
my bed and I don't know how I got there.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Daddy, she never left the house, she was alone.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Night.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She never left the house alone.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I say that does remind me.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
One time I drank some like really bottom shelf, like
discount like three dollars wine.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And then I was laytail.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I woke up on my couch and I don't remember
falling asleep, and I was just like ah ah, Oh,
it was awful.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I remember one time we threw office furniture off the
roof of the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I was late to Can you come into my office?
I'm going to write you up because it's a HI violation.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh no, right, if you've got a story about two
hours later, I would love to hear your story two
hours later. All right, here comes a keyword for this time.
Keyword win Spring Carpenter tickets is espresso. Open up the
iHeartRadio app and just say the keyword is a espresso
and you're good to go. And it changes every thirty minutes.
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more often you enter, the more you have a chance
to win that flyaway trip to see Sabrina in Nashville
hotel and air. Open up the iHeartRadio app, tap the
red microphone and say the keyword is espresso.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Never more than thirty minutes away from your tickets for
a Sabrina Carpenter in Nashville.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So keep it listening. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, what are signs that a man actually likes you?
Bailey and I listen up? Okay, Okay, we are single ladies.
We're out in the streets. We're doing things like dating
and not hang out.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
In the streets.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I mean, you find a better place to hang out
than in the streets where am I supposed to be?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I need to be out in the streets so I
can meet some people. Okay, I don't want to be
on dating apps. I don't like dating apps.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This says, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
This is if a man actually genuinely likes you, you
tell him about something and he asks.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Critical questions about it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
This shows that he cares enough about you to invest
energy in the conversation about myself. Weird critical questions questions.
It's gotta be critical questions, all right, got it? That's one.
This is an obvious one. Does he want to hang
out with you or just have six? Because also, does
he want to bring you over around his friends? Does
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he put put in genuine effort to date you and
get to know you. I think the friends thing is
a huge thing, because, like if they're bringing you around
your friends, Like I was at the spikes and bruise
thing this past weekend, and I know my friend has
been dating someone for a while, but yet have met her,
and I'm kind.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Of like why was she not at this thing this weekend?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, you know what I mean, especially when it's something
like cash like that, like bring your friends exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, So these are signs that a man genuinely likes
to you. Actions Always focus on the actions. This does
apply to men and women, but obviously their actions are
more accurate and truthful than their words. M As someone says,
there's really not like an easy way to know for sure.
But if everything coming out of his mouth is exactly
what you want to hear, he's either your soulmate or
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he just has a lot of experience of telling a
woman what she wants to hear. So how are you
supposed to know? That's what we're trying to find out.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Now.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
How much do I trust Rando's on on Reddit giving
me dating advice two percent? So, you know, take this
all with a grain of salt. But this is what
people on Reddit said. Somebody also said it's almost impossible
to tell if a man genuinely likes you.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Only time will tell.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You should give it about fourty five months, and assuming
nothing major happens in his life, if he's faking it,
he'll start to show the cracks by that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He's either just pretending to like you to get in
the bed with you, or he actually really likes you.
I will go ahead and put a little caveat in
there that sometimes he might like you just for the hookup,
just the way you might like him just for the hookup.
There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, But then down the
road you start to like it to know each other,
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and you're like, ah, I really do like her. I
think when I've really liked somebody, I would reach out
to them and want to do things because you could say, yeah, sure,
we're having a great time when we're doing the loving,
but I also like to go on a walk with you,
or go to a movie with you, or go to
an art fair if you were go to play cribbage
with you, right, you know, So if I want to
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do things with you, if he invites you to do things,
that's what I've done when I really like somebody, Hey
do you want to go.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
To this movie?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That sounds nice?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You know you say that, but yet you tell every
single other person to play the game, and I don't
want to play the game.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm over over, I'm too old to play games. Listen.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I'm either gonna know if you're into me because you
are following up, you're like actually making plans, you're taking
actions to hang out with me, or you're not. I
don't think it's rocket science to understand if someone really
likes you or not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I really don't.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
My problem is I think they like me, and then
they like me for about two to three months, and
then they don't like me anymore, or then they're just
like cricket cricket, or you.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Think they like you because you like them and then
you find out they're gay or that.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Actually, yeah, it happens three months, is it? Because like
they maybe have seen you pluck a chin hair or something.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Maybe at that point, I'm that a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I plucked mine, yes, saying, and I only give it
about a month until I start doing that in front
of a partner.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I don't ever do that in front of anybody unless
it's a dave and I feel one and I see
that he's looking at it, and then I start picking
at it because I know that his eyeballs are on it,
and so I'm like.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh, crah my gosh.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I feel like that's a sign of true love. If
you can tell your partner, hey, can you pluck this
chin hair for me.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh, I don't need anyone to pluck it for me.
I'm pretty expert at it at this point. It is
kind of enjoyable, right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That looks like the rope hanging off a tug boat.
You need to do something off of that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
This one. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I got one, Jenny. It is one a one point
three kd w UB Dave Ryan Show on kd w B.
It's a beautiful Tuesday outshine, so hopefully get outside and
do something a little bit later on, Bailey wants to
do more.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But you're running out.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Of spoons, all yeah, So I speaking of like nice weather.
I was set up to go on a walk with
a friend last week and she canceled on me, and
I was telling you about it, Dave, and what she
said Her excuse was, oh, I've just run out of spoons,
And you were like, run out or sponge?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
And I thought it was something that was well known,
but Dave, Jenny and Vont don't know what the whole
spoon thing is. It's called spoon theory, and I think
it's pretty popular among at least my circle of friends.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So I thought it was well known. So here's what
it is. Let me explain it to you.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
So spoon theory, spoons are used to represent like a
finite unit of energy. So you use like you have
twelve spoons in a day, and so each activity that
you do throughout your daily routine costs you a certain
number of spoons.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, so going to the gym might be three spoons.
Yeah that currency.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, so like or four spoons or something. Yeah, exactly,
like a currency. So like getting out of bed is
one spoon, Like doing your hair is two spoons. Caring
for your pet in whatever ways like three spoons, going
exercising four spoons.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Why is spoon though?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why? I don't know exactly why spoons necessarily, I just
that's what they've chosen to represent your finite universe energy.
And then like five spoons would be like if you
are deep cleaning or you know, washing your clothes, like
doing all of your laundry or going out and socializing
like that would cost five spoons. So what her thing
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was is that she's like, Okay, I've done all of
these things. I only have twelve spoons for a day,
and I got all of these other things accomplished. Spent
all these spoons, and I would need five spoons to
go and socialize.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't have it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So, like I already got up early. Yeah, I took
the dog for two walks and went to work. I
went to cub Foods and hung out with Jenny for
a while.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And I came home and I like, you know, barbecued
ribs for the family. And now somebody wants me to
come over and like help paint their deck. I'm out
of spoons, and I have the spoons left.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So do we all have twelve spoons?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
That's what the theory is, Well, you have twelve spoons.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh there's a limited number of yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
So but then they also say, like, okay, so you
have these twelve spoons, you might use all of your
spoons in a day, and then you'll borrow some.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Spoons from the next day to continue on doing stuff,
which will then lead to burnout the carryover.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah carry so you'll have less spoons the next day,
and then less spoons the next day, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And then you'll kind of like you know when they.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Say, like you're overworking yourself and you're gonna hit a
wall and get sick. Eventually, yes, that's kind of like
the whole spoon theory.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The more you borrow.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Spoons from the next day, the less spoons you have.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Then again, you are so different than me. You get
more spoons put into your spoon purse when you go
do things. Sure, and if I had to go, if
you said, oh, day, if we're gonna go see a
movie this afternoon, then we're gonna go to a carnival
and then we're going to open up a lemonade stand,
I'd be like, I'm out of spoons, and you'd be like,
I look.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Ito, Yeah, I mean that's all great.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I definitely feel like there's people in my life that
are just like, go, go go constantly. My mom, for instance,
she gets up in the morning and she's immediately doing things.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Doesn't all day long.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
So I just feel like there's other people who are
built differently who have more spoons, like the Steve Jobs
of the world.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I could be a billionaire if I had more spoons.
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Think idea your best idea, No, you don't have any ideas.
Your best idea was jump roping rights and it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Was a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Okay, well how about this. You know when you go
to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I thought it was going to be a holiday station
store at well, speaking of.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Getting down to three for five dollars. Right now, twenty
ounce is mix and match and you can do that. No,
you know how you go to the bathroom and sometimes
like you go number two and it's just like it's
not the best and stuff. What if I built something
that shoots water up there to clean you.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's called an enema, it's called a bedad.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
That's okay, But what if mine is pink instead of
all the plain white ones?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
A girl but Day, you could definitely get a customized
by day Jenny, Right, it's not.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Unique, okay, But I'm trying to I'm trying to workshop
some things. I'm obviously not going to tell you guys
my idea that's going to make me a billionaire, because
then you all will go out and steal it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So I'm just throwing things at the wall right now,
like chocolate charms.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That was my idea that got taken.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
But it's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Back to the Martha Stewart documentary that I'm watching, She's like,
you've got to have an idea that's unique. And there's
a couple of other adjectives, but it was like, Yeah,
you got to have an idea that nobody else has
had and that's unique, and then you've got to actually
do something with it. They say, everybody who's ever taken
a shower has had an idea. It's the people who
get out of the shower and do something about it
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that become billionaires.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
So, Dave, do you have books that you've written.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I do, didn't make me a billionaire, and I'm not
allowed to advertise the other thing that I invented, so
I'm not to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Can I read this text about spoons?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
This person says spoons because that's what you have in
your drawer and when you use them throughout the day,
they're gone. Oh so you have to put them in
the dishwasher at night to use for tomorrow. We all
have the same number of spoons, but some people I e.
Probably me just licking rinse or use again. I'm well done,
I'm going to use this one again. So that's the
spoon theory. Guys.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You're smart people.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And sometimes you have a rough morning with like a
new baby or a you know, argument with your kids,
teacher or whatever. Yeah, you're right, A spoons and it's
not even eleven o'clock a right exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think you had a listen.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You said to do your hair costs like two spoons,
but me, that's like ten spoons right there because it's
into my hair. Oh my gosh, my hair is done
for like a week.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Then at that point, well, one spoon activities is getting
out of bed, brushing your teeth, getting dressed, brushing your hair,
and taking medication if you have it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's one spoon activities. So you can just do that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, this spoon theory I like very interesting. All right,
taking a break on KATIEWB. We're about another ten minutes
away from Sabrina Carpenter keyword and you can go to
the trip to Nashville Hotel and air to see her
in concert.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
We'll do that coming up in a minute.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Also the Daily Bailey, what's on the Bailey Daily today?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Have hacks from a psychiatrist that will help your insomnia.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh okay, good, we'll do it. Hey, I have a
keyword for you right now. It is nine thirty five,
and here comes the keyword.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
You want it?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You want to hear the key want the keyword taste
is the key word show open up the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You know the drill.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Make sure you enter the keyword by saying the keyword
is taste. And the iHeartRadio app talkback feature the red
microphone button. If you're not confused by that, you don't
know how it works, then had your kids show you.
It's easy to do. I would do that every thirty
minutes on KDWB. And good luck for the trip to
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Nashville to see Sabrina Carpenter on.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
The Daily Bailey Today, I have some hacks from a
psychiatrist to help your insomnia. So if you have trouble sleeping,
falling asleep, staying asleep, here's.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Some hacks for you. Vaunt. Yeah, I don't know why
I've been struggling, so I'm going to grab a pin.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
All right.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
First, wear sunglasses indoors for an hour before bed.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like a fake sunset for your brain.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Okay, especially this time of the year.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Exactly when it's laid outside. So wearing sunglasses vont is
your first one. Not only does it help your insomnia,
it makes you look.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Cool in a douche and a douche but in your
own home.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Next, cool head plus warm feet equals sleepy brain. So
open the window or use a fan, and then like
a hot water bottle or an extra blanket by your feet.
So you want warm feet and a cool head. I've
heard that, and I know you wanted one of those
cool pillows. I think that would help you.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
As Bailey to take me to costcos she'd give me
a cooling pillow. Yeah, I'll take you one day.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Changing.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Next, clench all your muscles for ten seconds, then relax
everything and repeat this three times. So you clench all
your muscles and then relax everything three times. I don't
know exactly why, but it's a hack neck.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It gets your mind off of things like an anxiety trick.
Oh really is that?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Oh well, that's nice because I feel like sometimes insomnia
is kind of in your head a little bit. Next,
blink fast for sixty seconds your eyes get tired and
trick your brain into sleep like him. Next, if you
have an early start, like everyone here on this show,
prep everything before bed, your close, your lunch, your bag,
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everything that you need to get ready to go.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Prep it beforehand.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
That is something I should do and I don't do
it because I don't have insomnia. I fall asleep really easily.
But getting up is a struggle for me. I will
hit snooze one thousand billion times before I actually get
up out of bed.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Do you guys have anything that you do to help
yourselves get to sleep? I'm the worst person to ask.
I literally just told Bailly earlier.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I got a large caribou this morning because I think
I fell asleep, but like one.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Fall asleep last night. It was awful.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Ceiling fan helps the ceiling noise.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yes, okay, do you do anything?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
The regular fan I turned on because I need not
only noise, but just I love to be cold.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You love to be cold. I like to get up
and have a little snacky.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I used to like do like a breathing technique where
you know, like you inhale on ten, you hold for
like five and then you exhale on ten something like
that when I couldn't fall asleep. And I don't know
because then it's like all you have to do is
focus on breathing. Focus on breathing, and then you'll forget
and fall asleep. I don't know if that really worked
for me, because then I'd still be thinking about like.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
What remember when I said that one stupid thing to
that one person.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think you got. I've really noticed then it really
does help. If you're thinking about something that makes you
anxious or sad or worried or whatever, think of something else.
Just shift gears in your mind. It's not impossible to
do so. And I've also thought if you think of
a dream that you used to have in the past,
a pleasant one, think of that dream and somehow maybe
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your mind is attracted to that dream and you'll go
back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
That sounds nice, yeah, Or like a day dream that
you had about like, you know, David Cassidy back in
the day, and you want to like imagine, like what
if he came David?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Do you mean who's David Casside?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
He's like a seventies pop star, remember that. Shut up, David,
I'm gonna come over there and punch you in the mouse.
They don't know. I'm just I'm trying to sell yes.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Or David Cassidy. Okay, he was in a parched family. Yeah,
and he was a babe. Mam Miranda, No, she's listening.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
It was a babe.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He's giving a uncle Jesse from Full Hair. You know,
think about David Cassidy when you go to.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Okay, ridiculous. Did you do the keyword yet?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Make sure you do the keyword right now is taste first,
Sabrina Carpenter in Nashville.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Use that you need Dave's dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
This is AI taking over everything.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You ever see like a video online or on Facebook
and somebody's.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Like, WHOA, that's really cool.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Then somebody's like, it's a I.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You shared something the other day that was definitely a I.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
What was it? You remember?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I do, but I honestly don't. It was definitely AI.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Though.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, my brother in law sent me some sort of
a big like airplane video and it was like it
was like, so obviously I AI, And I'm like, yeah,
I think that's a I. Anyway, there's an AI gorilla
that's a hit on TikTok for his prank videos.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
That pranknocking them Intoday's knuckleheads.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Far I would stand back NTE all right, a bit
more than I expected.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Still funny though, Okay, gorilla, it's a gorilla with an
AI explosion.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I haven't seen those, but I showed Bailey yesterday. It's
like a news reporter in front of a sink hole.
I guess and she's just talking and then somebody rides
a bike straight into the sink hole full of a puddle,
and I.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Was like, yeah, this is just disappears. The first one
I thought was real, but then I saw more. I
was like, yeah, this is ai. It's getting scary.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I feel like you can tell based on the way
that their hair moves, because their hair moves in such
like a beautiful, like underwater kind of way.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Whispy. Yeah, exactly, No one's hair moves like that in really.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, there's certain ways you can kind of tell. But
it's getting harder.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
And we got to talk about this Sabrinda Carpenter album
cover for two reasons. One, it's caused him a lot
of controversy because she's pretty much naked and people are saying.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh, why are all you care about is sex? All
your songs and your album covers.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I love your mocking voice.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Because I just don't.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Sabrina Carpenter is not the first like provocative artist to
sing or do like a sexy album cover. Somebody texted
a while ago and was like, didn't Brittany do that
on Rolling Stone X amount of years back. But the
second reason is because we want Dave to do the sexy,
provocative album cover half naked.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Rolling Stone cover, nobody's yeah, gonna have to be full
of naked most likely. Okay, I better with just his
like hair, his wig that he's gonna get slashed up
for a towel slash.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
He just tossed his head back like he had a
hair ond. Yeah, like, yes, yes, I can do it.
It's like there was a fan on him and his
big old wig of hair, like a wicked tustass right now.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
The poll on our Instagram, we said we posted the
album cover from Rolling Stone and said do you want
to see Dave recreate this pic. I'm surprised if there's
twenty percent that says no, I don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Those are just the people trying to be funny. They
really mean.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yes, yes, the finger slipped because they don't have to
look at it if they don't want to. But that
means eighty percent of the people want to see it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Give me something to do later on this afternoon, I'll
have Susan. I'll be like, guess what we're gonna do
this afternoon. You're going to take a naked picture of
me from the side.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, And she'll do it thrilled, and then Bernie will
be like, what's going on the wrong house?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Use someone at dexident earlier that you could use Bernie
to cover your parts.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, see, if you'll cooperate.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, maybe so.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
In the world of Bachelor's, Leonardo DiCaprio has been dating
someone for a couple of years now, and believe it
or not, she's twenty seven and he's known to dump
all girlfriends when they hit twenty five, so sources are
saying she might be the one he is looking at
a potential engagement. So is this bachelor finally going to
(23:53):
be off the market? Who knows, but that's what people
are saying. They're just getting very serious.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
He's got to be.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Sad Leo. Let's see fifty.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, that kid from Titanic with the sweet locks.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
I don't know if I ever thought he was all
that cute.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Oh I didn't see the panic Yeah, oh no, it
was so cute in Titanic.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
This his shaped face, He's got like a hamburger shaped head.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Interesting analogy, go on, a Hamburger shaped.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
His face is very wide. I mean he's I can
see the appeal.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Like his hair, he's just got a very long like
a long forehead, but sideways like a Hamberg's not.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Wrong about that.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
I don't particularly think he's aged the best compared to
other celebrities of his status. Yeah, but I thought he
was so cute in Titanic. Oh my gosh, I was
so happy when Rose chose him over the arrogant rich man.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That guy was hot, though, Yeah, but I just liked Leo.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
It was a wig.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
But did you know that the guy the the husband
to be the bad guy Inanic that was a wig
was a week He's completely bald.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Now you do well talking about hot guys. Yesterday, Jenny
and I we're talking about this. There was a Pedro
Pascal lookalike contest Sunday.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It happened Sunday, Oh.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Sunday, okay in New York City and a forty two
year old man named George go ugauntaus one. And I
think we should have more of these lookalike contests, and
I want to have some of them in Minneapolis so
I can attend, because it sounds like a really cute,
acute experience. This guy, George is a lighting designer on
Comedy Central's The Daily Show and he just showed up
(25:27):
and he won.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
He also like played the part. He wore the Pedro
Pascal glasses. He wore like a black.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Shirt, sleeves.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
He looked so much like him that I thought that
Pedro had showed up to it, just like how Timothy
Shalomy showed up.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
To the one that they did have. Really, yes, he
looks a lot like him. He definitely deserved to win.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Cute. I love that he does look like him. I
just googled him and he does. He should have won,
and he did perfect.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I think we should do a Jenny lookalike contest. We'll
go to a local brewery have people come by that
look like Jenny. Because people send doppel games of Jenny
all the time. They're like, look at this, my friend
looks just like Jenny, and they kind of, you know,
they kind of do a little bit a little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Dave does.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
He just has a picture of a blonde girl and
he's like, this is your doppelganger.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And I was like, she's just blonde.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
She literally has the most beautiful eyes ever, and she
has blonde hair.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
She looks nothing like me beside the hair. People used
to do that to me in high school.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
They'd be like, you look just like Tina Fey, and
I'm like, you mean I have brown hair and glasses
and they're like.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, a little bit of tin fa.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Not really, I just have brown hair and I wear glass.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
You do look a little bit like Tina Fey.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
When I was a server, I got Kellie however you
say her name.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I got that all the time when I was a server.
But then in high.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
School I had the side swept bangs that all the
girls have, and I always got Ashley Tisdale because she
had that hair too.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
You do kind of I feel like Ashley Tisdale's. Yes,
close enough.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
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Have a great day. Go outside, enjoy it. It's not
(27:10):
raining today. It will be a little cloudy, but it's
the first time we've seen the sun in a while.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Doing anything fun today? Tape, Uh, what am I doing today?
Be hanging out with Bernie?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
You hang out with Bernie, take the dog for a walk.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Doing a photo shoot, doing a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah that's true. What about you, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I'm going to another pitch a friend event tonight. Oh good,
I'm excited for that. Many of those now there are
they're all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And so I'm going to one tonight with my friend
Sarah and we're gonna have a great time. I'm playing softball.
Nice look at you outside or inside or what do
you mean? Outside? But sometimes we just need to show
where we should get start. Okay, softball inside? I don't know.
I'm not a softball you know. You know that I
(27:56):
hit home runs at all times. I would damage any
kind of indoor arena. Whatever. Joe, I don't actually get
a massage today. Are you getting a massage? I'm gonna
try to.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah, we're gonna like schedule on the very last minute,
so prayerfully we get in and prayerfully I don't get
button naked like I did in my last massage.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, you learned your lesson, right, But did they She
didn't get as naked as you'd like.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well that was before that you were supposed to wait
till you got to the place before you kill. They
didn't have a sign that said wait till you get
in the car and gets out of his camera and
completely naked. You know what I'm here for all, so
enjoy your day, follow us on social media, Dave Ryan Show,
and we will see you back here tomorrow on kd
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WUB
One on one point three k d W b.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
OH about three minutes away. Next keyword for Sabrina Carpenter
is gonna be nice today.
Speaker 3 (00:06):
No rain.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We got the big thunderstorms last night, trees down, hailstorms,
car damage.
Speaker 4 (00:14):
Crazy said someone they were supposed to come look at
my roof today, I think, And he texted me He's like, yeah, sorry,
there was so much hal damage. I'm too busy and
I wasn't really in the heart of it to like
have the hail damage.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
So he's coming later this week.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Now.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I will say, if you're a new homeowner, they call
them storm chasers and they come through neighborhoods after a
big hailstorm and they'll come by and they'll say, hey,
we want to fix your roof, and blah blah blah
blah blah. I think I'm right when I say, don't
be tempted to do that. Call your insurance company. Yeah,
and your insurance company will send by three reputable, local,
(00:50):
non stormchaser roofing companies. They will all make an estimate,
and the insurance company, I think usually lets you pick
who you want to do it, or maybe they do it.
I'm not sure. But the storm chasers. I'm not saying
they're all, but I am saying that we had that happen.
Stormchaser came by, came by with his clipboard dis iPad,
said hey, we can fix your roof after the storm.
We said no, We called our insurance company and whatever.
(01:11):
They took care of it. Neighbor across the street used
the storm chaser, and here it is, like months later,
they're still waiting for their roof to be fixed.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh yeah, this person that I'm talking to as a
friend so and we've been talking for a while, so
it's not a he's not a storm chaser, or maybe
he is, but I trust him.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Call your insurance company. That's the best fatherly advice that
I could give to you.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
I can't take you seriously though, because you're just like
eating a can of beats during commercial break.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's weird.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
I do love beats.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
I was at the farmer's market by Lyndale whatever, and
I saw can a jar of beats, and they're delicious
and they're healthy, they're full of niasin.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
I love beats. Like one time, I ate so many beats.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Back when I worked in Florida, we had beats that
we were like selling, and I ate so many beats
that like two hours later I used the bathroom and
my pea was purple.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I was terrified.
Speaker 5 (02:02):
Really well, imagine like you don't think so because you
already done eating the beats, and so my pea was purple.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
And then it was like, am I is it? What's
wrong with my inside?
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I like this? You ate pickled purple beats?
Speaker 1 (02:15):
And then I was lay too, was purple?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'll give you one. Yeah on a dare.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I ate a bunch of skippy peanut butter and an
entire jar skippy peanut butter.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yeah. I was late too. I was in the emergency
room for what everything was clogged up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
I was sick. I was throwing up. I couldn't breathe.
It was horrible. Had two IV's going because I ate
the peanut butter and I was late too. You have
two hours later story, Jenny.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Yeah, I wasn't feeling good one night, so I went
into my medicine cabinet and I drank some cough syrup and.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Then Dave, Dave, oh, yeah, I was late too.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I was really sick and on the toilet, and I
realized the cough sierrup was about two years expire.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, so I only made myself worse.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Okay, by the way, keyword coming up for Sabrina Carpenter
coming up in just a couple of seconds. If you're
here for the keyword, we have not forgotten it. We're
just doing a bit call.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
I was laytoo once.
Speaker 5 (03:14):
I uh once, I wanted to go lay out in
the sun, and I only had like a little bitty
window of time.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
So I was like, I'll be fine, it's not that bad.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
And then I was latis.
Speaker 5 (03:25):
I was a tomato. I was sunburned all over the
place like a tomato. It was terrible and it hurt
real bad. Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
One time I was drinking a bunch of tequila in college,
I was laytail. I woke up without pants on in
my bed and I don't know how I got there.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Daddy, she never left the house, she was alone.
Speaker 4 (03:49):
Night.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
She never left the house alone.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I say that does remind me.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
One time I drank some like really bottom shelf, like
discount like three dollars wine.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
And then I was laytail.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I woke up on my couch and I don't remember
falling asleep, and I was just like ah ah, Oh,
it was awful.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It was terrible.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I remember one time we threw office furniture off the
roof of the parking garage.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I was late to Can you come into my office?
I'm going to write you up because it's a HI violation.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh no, right, if you've got a story about two
hours later, I would love to hear your story two
hours later. All right, here comes a keyword for this time.
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hotel and air. Open up the iHeartRadio app, tap the
red microphone and say the keyword is espresso.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Good luck.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Never more than thirty minutes away from your tickets for
a Sabrina Carpenter in Nashville.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
So keep it listening. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Okay, what are signs that a man actually likes you?
Bailey and I listen up? Okay, Okay, we are single ladies.
We're out in the streets. We're doing things like dating
and not hang out.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
In the streets.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
I mean, you find a better place to hang out
than in the streets where am I supposed to be?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
I need to be out in the streets so I
can meet some people. Okay, I don't want to be
on dating apps. I don't like dating apps.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
This says, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
This is if a man actually genuinely likes you, you
tell him about something and he asks.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Critical questions about it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
This shows that he cares enough about you to invest
energy in the conversation about myself. Weird critical questions questions.
It's gotta be critical questions, all right, got it? That's one.
This is an obvious one. Does he want to hang
out with you or just have six? Because also, does
he want to bring you over around his friends? Does
(06:01):
he put put in genuine effort to date you and
get to know you. I think the friends thing is
a huge thing, because, like if they're bringing you around
your friends, Like I was at the spikes and bruise
thing this past weekend, and I know my friend has
been dating someone for a while, but yet have met her,
and I'm kind.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Of like why was she not at this thing this weekend?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
Yeah, you know what I mean, especially when it's something
like cash like that, like bring your friends exactly.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, So these are signs that a man genuinely likes
to you. Actions Always focus on the actions. This does
apply to men and women, but obviously their actions are
more accurate and truthful than their words. M As someone says,
there's really not like an easy way to know for sure.
But if everything coming out of his mouth is exactly
what you want to hear, he's either your soulmate or
(06:48):
he just has a lot of experience of telling a
woman what she wants to hear. So how are you
supposed to know? That's what we're trying to find out.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Now.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
How much do I trust Rando's on on Reddit giving
me dating advice two percent? So, you know, take this
all with a grain of salt. But this is what
people on Reddit said. Somebody also said it's almost impossible
to tell if a man genuinely likes you.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Only time will tell.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
You should give it about fourty five months, and assuming
nothing major happens in his life, if he's faking it,
he'll start to show the cracks by that.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
He's either just pretending to like you to get in
the bed with you, or he actually really likes you.
I will go ahead and put a little caveat in
there that sometimes he might like you just for the hookup,
just the way you might like him just for the hookup.
There's nothing wrong with that. Yeah, But then down the
road you start to like it to know each other,
(07:42):
and you're like, ah, I really do like her. I
think when I've really liked somebody, I would reach out
to them and want to do things because you could say, yeah, sure,
we're having a great time when we're doing the loving,
but I also like to go on a walk with you,
or go to a movie with you, or go to
an art fair if you were go to play cribbage
with you, right, you know, So if I want to
(08:03):
do things with you, if he invites you to do things,
that's what I've done when I really like somebody, Hey
do you want to go.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
To this movie?
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That sounds nice?
Speaker 4 (08:11):
You know you say that, but yet you tell every
single other person to play the game, and I don't
want to play the game.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
I'm over over, I'm too old to play games. Listen.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
I'm either gonna know if you're into me because you
are following up, you're like actually making plans, you're taking
actions to hang out with me, or you're not. I
don't think it's rocket science to understand if someone really
likes you or not.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
I really don't.
Speaker 5 (08:30):
My problem is I think they like me, and then
they like me for about two to three months, and
then they don't like me anymore, or then they're just
like cricket cricket, or you.
Speaker 6 (08:38):
Think they like you because you like them and then
you find out they're gay or that.
Speaker 4 (08:42):
Actually, yeah, it happens three months, is it? Because like
they maybe have seen you pluck a chin hair or something.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Maybe at that point, I'm that a lot.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
I plucked mine, yes, saying, and I only give it
about a month until I start doing that in front
of a partner.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (08:56):
I don't ever do that in front of anybody unless
it's a dave and I feel one and I see
that he's looking at it, and then I start picking
at it because I know that his eyeballs are on it,
and so I'm like.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Oh, crah my gosh.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I feel like that's a sign of true love. If
you can tell your partner, hey, can you pluck this
chin hair for me.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Oh, I don't need anyone to pluck it for me.
I'm pretty expert at it at this point. It is
kind of enjoyable, right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
That looks like the rope hanging off a tug boat.
You need to do something off of that.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
This one. Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I got one, Jenny. It is one a one point
three kd w UB Dave Ryan Show on kd w B.
It's a beautiful Tuesday outshine, so hopefully get outside and
do something a little bit later on, Bailey wants to
do more.
Speaker 3 (09:42):
But you're running out.
Speaker 5 (09:44):
Of spoons, all yeah, So I speaking of like nice weather.
I was set up to go on a walk with
a friend last week and she canceled on me, and
I was telling you about it, Dave, and what she
said Her excuse was, oh, I've just run out of spoons,
And you were like, run out or sponge?
Speaker 1 (10:02):
What are you talking?
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (10:03):
And I thought it was something that was well known,
but Dave, Jenny and Vont don't know what the whole
spoon thing is. It's called spoon theory, and I think
it's pretty popular among at least my circle of friends.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
So I thought it was well known. So here's what
it is. Let me explain it to you.
Speaker 5 (10:18):
So spoon theory, spoons are used to represent like a
finite unit of energy. So you use like you have
twelve spoons in a day, and so each activity that
you do throughout your daily routine costs you a certain
number of spoons.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Okay, so going to the gym might be three spoons.
Yeah that currency.
Speaker 5 (10:39):
Yeah, so like or four spoons or something. Yeah, exactly,
like a currency. So like getting out of bed is
one spoon, Like doing your hair is two spoons. Caring
for your pet in whatever ways like three spoons, going
exercising four spoons.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Why is spoon though?
Speaker 5 (10:55):
Why? I don't know exactly why spoons necessarily, I just
that's what they've chosen to represent your finite universe energy.
And then like five spoons would be like if you
are deep cleaning or you know, washing your clothes, like
doing all of your laundry or going out and socializing
like that would cost five spoons. So what her thing
(11:17):
was is that she's like, Okay, I've done all of
these things. I only have twelve spoons for a day,
and I got all of these other things accomplished. Spent
all these spoons, and I would need five spoons to
go and socialize.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't have it.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
So, like I already got up early. Yeah, I took
the dog for two walks and went to work. I
went to cub Foods and hung out with Jenny for
a while.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
And I came home and I like, you know, barbecued
ribs for the family. And now somebody wants me to
come over and like help paint their deck. I'm out
of spoons, and I have the spoons left.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
So do we all have twelve spoons?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
That's what the theory is, Well, you have twelve spoons.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
Oh there's a limited number of yeah.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
So but then they also say, like, okay, so you
have these twelve spoons, you might use all of your
spoons in a day, and then you'll borrow some.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
Spoons from the next day to continue on doing stuff,
which will then lead to burnout the carryover.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
Yeah carry so you'll have less spoons the next day,
and then less spoons the next day, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
And then you'll kind of like you know when they.
Speaker 5 (12:14):
Say, like you're overworking yourself and you're gonna hit a
wall and get sick. Eventually, yes, that's kind of like
the whole spoon theory.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
The more you borrow.
Speaker 5 (12:21):
Spoons from the next day, the less spoons you have.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Then again, you are so different than me. You get
more spoons put into your spoon purse when you go
do things. Sure, and if I had to go, if
you said, oh, day, if we're gonna go see a
movie this afternoon, then we're gonna go to a carnival
and then we're going to open up a lemonade stand,
I'd be like, I'm out of spoons, and you'd be like,
I look.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Ito, Yeah, I mean that's all great.
Speaker 4 (12:44):
I definitely feel like there's people in my life that
are just like, go, go go constantly. My mom, for instance,
she gets up in the morning and she's immediately doing things.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Doesn't all day long.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
So I just feel like there's other people who are
built differently who have more spoons, like the Steve Jobs
of the world.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
I could be a billionaire if I had more spoons.
Oh yeah, I.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Think idea your best idea, No, you don't have any ideas.
Your best idea was jump roping rights and it.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Was a billionaire.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Okay, well how about this. You know when you go
to the bathroom.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
I thought it was going to be a holiday station
store at well, speaking of.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Getting down to three for five dollars. Right now, twenty
ounce is mix and match and you can do that. No,
you know how you go to the bathroom and sometimes
like you go number two and it's just like it's
not the best and stuff. What if I built something
that shoots water up there to clean you.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
It's called an enema, it's called a bedad.
Speaker 4 (13:38):
That's okay, But what if mine is pink instead of
all the plain white ones?
Speaker 6 (13:42):
A girl but Day, you could definitely get a customized
by day Jenny, Right, it's not.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Unique, okay, But I'm trying to I'm trying to workshop
some things. I'm obviously not going to tell you guys
my idea that's going to make me a billionaire, because
then you all will go out and steal it.
Speaker 1 (13:56):
That's true.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
So I'm just throwing things at the wall right now,
like chocolate charms.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
That was my idea that got taken.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
But it's funny.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Back to the Martha Stewart documentary that I'm watching, She's like,
you've got to have an idea that's unique. And there's
a couple of other adjectives, but it was like, Yeah,
you got to have an idea that nobody else has
had and that's unique, and then you've got to actually
do something with it. They say, everybody who's ever taken
a shower has had an idea. It's the people who
get out of the shower and do something about it
(14:26):
that become billionaires.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
So, Dave, do you have books that you've written.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
I do, didn't make me a billionaire, and I'm not
allowed to advertise the other thing that I invented, so
I'm not to do that.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
Can I read this text about spoons?
Speaker 5 (14:40):
This person says spoons because that's what you have in
your drawer and when you use them throughout the day,
they're gone. Oh so you have to put them in
the dishwasher at night to use for tomorrow. We all
have the same number of spoons, but some people I e.
Probably me just licking rinse or use again. I'm well done,
I'm going to use this one again. So that's the
spoon theory. Guys.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You're smart people.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
And sometimes you have a rough morning with like a
new baby or a you know, argument with your kids,
teacher or whatever. Yeah, you're right, A spoons and it's
not even eleven o'clock a right exactly.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I think you had a listen.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
You said to do your hair costs like two spoons,
but me, that's like ten spoons right there because it's
into my hair. Oh my gosh, my hair is done
for like a week.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Then at that point, well, one spoon activities is getting
out of bed, brushing your teeth, getting dressed, brushing your hair,
and taking medication if you have it.
Speaker 1 (15:26):
That's one spoon activities. So you can just do that.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, this spoon theory I like very interesting. All right,
taking a break on KATIEWB. We're about another ten minutes
away from Sabrina Carpenter keyword and you can go to
the trip to Nashville Hotel and air to see her
in concert.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
We'll do that coming up in a minute.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Also the Daily Bailey, what's on the Bailey Daily today?
Speaker 5 (15:48):
Have hacks from a psychiatrist that will help your insomnia.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh okay, good, we'll do it. Hey, I have a
keyword for you right now. It is nine thirty five,
and here comes the keyword.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
You want it?
Speaker 2 (15:57):
You want to hear the key want the keyword taste
is the key word show open up the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
You know the drill.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Make sure you enter the keyword by saying the keyword
is taste. And the iHeartRadio app talkback feature the red
microphone button. If you're not confused by that, you don't
know how it works, then had your kids show you.
It's easy to do. I would do that every thirty
minutes on KDWB. And good luck for the trip to
(16:27):
Nashville to see Sabrina Carpenter on.
Speaker 5 (16:30):
The Daily Bailey Today, I have some hacks from a
psychiatrist to help your insomnia. So if you have trouble sleeping,
falling asleep, staying asleep, here's.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
Some hacks for you. Vaunt. Yeah, I don't know why
I've been struggling, so I'm going to grab a pin.
Speaker 3 (16:43):
All right.
Speaker 5 (16:43):
First, wear sunglasses indoors for an hour before bed.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It's like a fake sunset for your brain.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Okay, especially this time of the year.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Exactly when it's laid outside. So wearing sunglasses vont is
your first one. Not only does it help your insomnia,
it makes you look.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
Cool in a douche and a douche but in your
own home.
Speaker 5 (17:04):
Next, cool head plus warm feet equals sleepy brain. So
open the window or use a fan, and then like
a hot water bottle or an extra blanket by your feet.
So you want warm feet and a cool head. I've
heard that, and I know you wanted one of those
cool pillows. I think that would help you.
Speaker 6 (17:22):
As Bailey to take me to costcos she'd give me
a cooling pillow. Yeah, I'll take you one day.
Speaker 3 (17:27):
Changing.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Next, clench all your muscles for ten seconds, then relax
everything and repeat this three times. So you clench all
your muscles and then relax everything three times. I don't
know exactly why, but it's a hack neck.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
It gets your mind off of things like an anxiety trick.
Oh really is that?
Speaker 5 (17:47):
Oh well, that's nice because I feel like sometimes insomnia
is kind of in your head a little bit. Next,
blink fast for sixty seconds your eyes get tired and
trick your brain into sleep like him. Next, if you
have an early start, like everyone here on this show,
prep everything before bed, your close, your lunch, your bag,
(18:08):
everything that you need to get ready to go.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Prep it beforehand.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
That is something I should do and I don't do
it because I don't have insomnia. I fall asleep really easily.
But getting up is a struggle for me. I will
hit snooze one thousand billion times before I actually get
up out of bed.
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Do you guys have anything that you do to help
yourselves get to sleep? I'm the worst person to ask.
I literally just told Bailly earlier.
Speaker 4 (18:34):
I got a large caribou this morning because I think
I fell asleep, but like one.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Fall asleep last night. It was awful.
Speaker 3 (18:40):
Ceiling fan helps the ceiling noise.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yes, okay, do you do anything?
Speaker 6 (18:45):
The regular fan I turned on because I need not
only noise, but just I love to be cold.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
You love to be cold. I like to get up
and have a little snacky.
Speaker 5 (18:55):
I used to like do like a breathing technique where
you know, like you inhale on ten, you hold for
like five and then you exhale on ten something like
that when I couldn't fall asleep. And I don't know
because then it's like all you have to do is
focus on breathing. Focus on breathing, and then you'll forget
and fall asleep. I don't know if that really worked
for me, because then I'd still be thinking about like.
Speaker 1 (19:14):
What remember when I said that one stupid thing to
that one person.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I think you got. I've really noticed then it really
does help. If you're thinking about something that makes you
anxious or sad or worried or whatever, think of something else.
Just shift gears in your mind. It's not impossible to
do so. And I've also thought if you think of
a dream that you used to have in the past,
a pleasant one, think of that dream and somehow maybe
(19:41):
your mind is attracted to that dream and you'll go
back to sleep.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
That sounds nice, yeah, Or like a day dream that
you had about like, you know, David Cassidy back in
the day, and you want to like imagine, like what
if he came David?
Speaker 1 (19:54):
Do you mean who's David Casside?
Speaker 3 (19:55):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 5 (19:56):
He's like a seventies pop star, remember that. Shut up, David,
I'm gonna come over there and punch you in the mouse.
They don't know. I'm just I'm trying to sell yes.
Speaker 1 (20:07):
Or David Cassidy. Okay, he was in a parched family. Yeah,
and he was a babe. Mam Miranda, No, she's listening.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
It was a babe.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
He's giving a uncle Jesse from Full Hair. You know,
think about David Cassidy when you go to.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
Okay, ridiculous. Did you do the keyword yet?
Speaker 2 (20:22):
Make sure you do the keyword right now is taste first,
Sabrina Carpenter in Nashville.
Speaker 5 (20:27):
Use that you need Dave's dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
This is AI taking over everything.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
You ever see like a video online or on Facebook
and somebody's.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Like, WHOA, that's really cool.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Then somebody's like, it's a I.
Speaker 1 (20:41):
You shared something the other day that was definitely a I.
Speaker 3 (20:43):
What was it? You remember?
Speaker 4 (20:45):
I do, but I honestly don't. It was definitely AI.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Though.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, my brother in law sent me some sort of
a big like airplane video and it was like it
was like, so obviously I AI, And I'm like, yeah,
I think that's a I. Anyway, there's an AI gorilla
that's a hit on TikTok for his prank videos.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
That pranknocking them Intoday's knuckleheads.
Speaker 3 (21:10):
Far I would stand back NTE all right, a bit
more than I expected.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Still funny though, Okay, gorilla, it's a gorilla with an
AI explosion.
Speaker 6 (21:26):
I haven't seen those, but I showed Bailey yesterday. It's
like a news reporter in front of a sink hole.
I guess and she's just talking and then somebody rides
a bike straight into the sink hole full of a puddle,
and I.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Was like, yeah, this is just disappears. The first one
I thought was real, but then I saw more. I
was like, yeah, this is ai. It's getting scary.
Speaker 5 (21:41):
I feel like you can tell based on the way
that their hair moves, because their hair moves in such
like a beautiful, like underwater kind of way.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Whispy. Yeah, exactly, No one's hair moves like that in really.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
Yeah, there's certain ways you can kind of tell. But
it's getting harder.
Speaker 6 (21:56):
And we got to talk about this Sabrinda Carpenter album
cover for two reasons. One, it's caused him a lot
of controversy because she's pretty much naked and people are saying.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Oh, why are all you care about is sex? All
your songs and your album covers.
Speaker 3 (22:09):
I love your mocking voice.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Because I just don't.
Speaker 6 (22:11):
Sabrina Carpenter is not the first like provocative artist to
sing or do like a sexy album cover. Somebody texted
a while ago and was like, didn't Brittany do that
on Rolling Stone X amount of years back. But the
second reason is because we want Dave to do the sexy,
provocative album cover half naked.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Rolling Stone cover, nobody's yeah, gonna have to be full
of naked most likely. Okay, I better with just his
like hair, his wig that he's gonna get slashed up
for a towel slash.
Speaker 1 (22:37):
He just tossed his head back like he had a
hair ond. Yeah, like, yes, yes, I can do it.
It's like there was a fan on him and his
big old wig of hair, like a wicked tustass right now.
Speaker 6 (22:49):
The poll on our Instagram, we said we posted the
album cover from Rolling Stone and said do you want
to see Dave recreate this pic. I'm surprised if there's
twenty percent that says no, I don't blame him.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
Those are just the people trying to be funny. They
really mean.
Speaker 5 (23:02):
Yes, yes, the finger slipped because they don't have to
look at it if they don't want to. But that
means eighty percent of the people want to see it.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
Give me something to do later on this afternoon, I'll
have Susan. I'll be like, guess what we're gonna do
this afternoon. You're going to take a naked picture of
me from the side.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Yeah, And she'll do it thrilled, and then Bernie will
be like, what's going on the wrong house?
Speaker 4 (23:24):
Use someone at dexident earlier that you could use Bernie
to cover your parts.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah, see, if you'll cooperate.
Speaker 1 (23:30):
Yeah, maybe so.
Speaker 4 (23:31):
In the world of Bachelor's, Leonardo DiCaprio has been dating
someone for a couple of years now, and believe it
or not, she's twenty seven and he's known to dump
all girlfriends when they hit twenty five, so sources are
saying she might be the one he is looking at
a potential engagement. So is this bachelor finally going to
(23:53):
be off the market? Who knows, but that's what people
are saying. They're just getting very serious.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
He's got to be.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Sad Leo. Let's see fifty.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Yeah, that kid from Titanic with the sweet locks.
Speaker 5 (24:07):
I don't know if I ever thought he was all
that cute.
Speaker 4 (24:09):
Oh I didn't see the panic Yeah, oh no, it
was so cute in Titanic.
Speaker 5 (24:14):
This his shaped face, He's got like a hamburger shaped head.
Speaker 3 (24:17):
Interesting analogy, go on, a Hamburger shaped.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
His face is very wide. I mean he's I can
see the appeal.
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Like his hair, he's just got a very long like
a long forehead, but sideways like a Hamberg's not.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Wrong about that.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
I don't particularly think he's aged the best compared to
other celebrities of his status. Yeah, but I thought he
was so cute in Titanic. Oh my gosh, I was
so happy when Rose chose him over the arrogant rich man.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
That guy was hot, though, Yeah, but I just liked Leo.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
It was a wig.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
But did you know that the guy the the husband
to be the bad guy Inanic that was a wig
was a week He's completely bald.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
Wow, I didn't know that.
Speaker 5 (24:56):
Now you do well talking about hot guys. Yesterday, Jenny
and I we're talking about this. There was a Pedro
Pascal lookalike contest Sunday.
Speaker 1 (25:04):
It happened Sunday, Oh.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
Sunday, okay in New York City and a forty two
year old man named George go ugauntaus one. And I
think we should have more of these lookalike contests, and
I want to have some of them in Minneapolis so
I can attend, because it sounds like a really cute,
acute experience. This guy, George is a lighting designer on
Comedy Central's The Daily Show and he just showed up
(25:27):
and he won.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
He also like played the part. He wore the Pedro
Pascal glasses. He wore like a black.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
Shirt, sleeves.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
He looked so much like him that I thought that
Pedro had showed up to it, just like how Timothy
Shalomy showed up.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
To the one that they did have. Really, yes, he
looks a lot like him. He definitely deserved to win.
Speaker 5 (25:46):
Cute. I love that he does look like him. I
just googled him and he does. He should have won,
and he did perfect.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
I think we should do a Jenny lookalike contest. We'll
go to a local brewery have people come by that
look like Jenny. Because people send doppel games of Jenny
all the time. They're like, look at this, my friend
looks just like Jenny, and they kind of, you know,
they kind of do a little bit a little bit.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
Dave does.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
He just has a picture of a blonde girl and
he's like, this is your doppelganger.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
And I was like, she's just blonde.
Speaker 4 (26:11):
She literally has the most beautiful eyes ever, and she
has blonde hair.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
She looks nothing like me beside the hair. People used
to do that to me in high school.
Speaker 5 (26:18):
They'd be like, you look just like Tina Fey, and
I'm like, you mean I have brown hair and glasses
and they're like.
Speaker 3 (26:22):
Yeah, a little bit of tin fa.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
Not really, I just have brown hair and I wear glass.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
You do look a little bit like Tina Fey.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
When I was a server, I got Kellie however you
say her name.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
I got that all the time when I was a server.
But then in high.
Speaker 4 (26:38):
School I had the side swept bangs that all the
girls have, and I always got Ashley Tisdale because she
had that hair too.
Speaker 1 (26:44):
You do kind of I feel like Ashley Tisdale's. Yes,
close enough.
Speaker 3 (26:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
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Have a great day. Go outside, enjoy it. It's not
(27:10):
raining today. It will be a little cloudy, but it's
the first time we've seen the sun in a while.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Doing anything fun today? Tape, Uh, what am I doing today?
Be hanging out with Bernie?
Speaker 3 (27:21):
You hang out with Bernie, take the dog for a walk.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Doing a photo shoot, doing a photo shoot.
Speaker 3 (27:26):
Yeah that's true. What about you, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (27:28):
I'm going to another pitch a friend event tonight. Oh good,
I'm excited for that. Many of those now there are
they're all the time.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
And so I'm going to one tonight with my friend
Sarah and we're gonna have a great time. I'm playing softball.
Nice look at you outside or inside or what do
you mean? Outside? But sometimes we just need to show
where we should get start. Okay, softball inside? I don't know.
I'm not a softball you know. You know that I
(27:56):
hit home runs at all times. I would damage any
kind of indoor arena. Whatever. Joe, I don't actually get
a massage today. Are you getting a massage? I'm gonna
try to.
Speaker 6 (28:04):
Yeah, we're gonna like schedule on the very last minute,
so prayerfully we get in and prayerfully I don't get
button naked like I did in my last massage.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Yeah, you learned your lesson, right, But did they She
didn't get as naked as you'd like.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Well that was before that you were supposed to wait
till you got to the place before you kill. They
didn't have a sign that said wait till you get
in the car and gets out of his camera and
completely naked. You know what I'm here for all, so
enjoy your day, follow us on social media, Dave Ryan Show,
and we will see you back here tomorrow on kd
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