July 9, 2025 • 18 mins
We play Face Off, Vont stirs the pot over birthday cards, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
I have some good news for you. I want to
give you a thousand bucks. Seriously, one thousand dollars. I'm
not making this up. We do it every hour, we
do it just about all day long. And it's a
little it's a group contest. You get to play with
it like everybody around the country's playing too. But that's fine.
I mean, you'll buy Powerball tickets and not complain about that, right.
But here we are with a chance for you to
(00:23):
win one thousand dollars. You just got to go to
KDWB dot com and enter a keyword. The keyword this
time is pay. So when you go to kwdbat dot com,
try it right now, Bailey, go to KDWB dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
See what pops up.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The should be a little dialogue box that pops up,
and see what happens there.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
KDW dot dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, Tapa Tapa tapa oh a dialogue box.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Pay your bills.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Win one thousand dollars on katyw b enter keyword what's
the keyword?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Pay? Hey? Ay? He a why submit wow? And then
that's the way it's And then you got to answer
your phone. About an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We'll call you and let you know that you won
your one thousand dollars. Your job now is to enter,
but also to think about what you want to do
with that money.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Trampoline.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Trampoline that would get you that and I would suggest
for you, because you're clumsy, the net that goes around
the outside, and probably a helmet too.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Can I rent a helicopter for like five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Easily? Could? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So what I think would be fun if I was
like really rich and I didn't need the money, as
I would rent a helicopter with five hundred dollars and
then use the other five hundred dollars to just throw
the money out the helicopter to pick because I don't
need it. I'm rich, if you're rich, said, if I
was rich, that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I would do. See, yeah, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Otherwise I would also go to holiday station stores.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, you're shameless. There, you're shameless.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, they have these meal deals that I like to
tell everyone about because it's so good. I mean, you
could try their new zesty pizza stacker. What's on it? Really?
What's on it? Italian sausage, pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara. I'm
gonna tell you this J's favorite sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I bought a thousand dollars? What are you going to get?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm going to buy have personal missuse from my house.
I think I've said that before, but how bad I
want it? And she's on retainer for the week, Okay,
So I would say, like every other day she comes
in and then she lays me down, she brings up bed,
and then she rubs oils on me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know that's her name?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Alissa? Who Alissa?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh yeah? What do you want to do with your
thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Dream a little bit because this is money that you
weren't expecting, so you don't have to be responsible with it.
What do you want to do with your thousand dollars?
Now that you're dreaming, you get to take action to
make things happen. There's a difference between a successful life
and a mediocre life. Is a lot of people sit
around going I wish, I wish, I wish. But then
there are people who go, I'm gonna go make this happen.
Go make it happen. For one thousand dollars, Vaunt and
(02:42):
stir the pot today, Vaunt, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Thank you, David.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We need to stop giving birthday cards to people. They
should be banned because there's so much pressure in birthday cards.
One nobody ever knows what to write in a birthday card,
whether it's for an actual family member or a coworker
or just like a friend. It's just always like a
big pressure and you end up writing typically the same
things like wishing.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You the best, enjoy your day, love you. True but okay, but.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I don't have to as think about the recipient. I
have to read fifteen cards that say something to that
same magnitude. It's a lot for that person.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So maybe write something better. In my sister's birthday card yesterday,
I wrote, birthday You're almost forty, love Bailey.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
That's just like a lot for me as a go
through each of these cards, Oh Bailey wrote like a
one line or how funny?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You put it away? Next one?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
And then I have to keep it after the fact
so that way you don't think I just threw it out.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I have to love birthday cards. I love the only
things I hold on to. Yeah, for me and my
Facebook marketplace addiction that sells everything.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Why but do you ever go back and look at them.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
For a couple of years I think I did keep
birthday cards, but they literally just sat in my drawer
until maybe the next birthday came around.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Hadn't touched them in three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
See, but I with birthday cards like I see the
value in them, because for me, it's like, yes, I
haven't really gone back to look at them. But then
like when my uncle John died, I went back and
I looked at cards that my uncle John.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You treasure those, Yeah, yeah, I got one from my
mom and dad exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So maybe you should keep your birthday cards, Vaunt, because
you never know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I never want to throw out the ones that we
give each other on the Morning Show, because you still
have those, Yes, because we write the most inappropriate things
to each other in those cards most of the times.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I think that's another thing.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Whenever we do that, I guess a little peeal behind
the curve, and it's always like Dave comes in here
and he's like discreetly like, hey, it's Bailey's birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Don't let her seehe're signing this card.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Even though all of us know that we do this
every year, the pressure to do that is also just
unnecessarily a lot too.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's what hads sparked the life. Yeah, it's like, come
on a little birthday card. I love getting a birthday card,
and I keep track. Yeah, I keep track, Like I'm
looking at you, my brother, my brother, Carl, I send
your birthday card every year. You sometimes miss my birthday.
I'm just saying, I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
How people do that, How you miss like a very
close relative birthday, like Jenny, you said.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Your dad didn't tell you ey birthday till day after that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't know how you do that because there's always
lead up, like there's always somebody's talking about it, Like
my birthday is in a month and three days from now.
You best believe I'm gonna be talking to you about it.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You forg Yeah, I was waiting for the moment in
this segment where Vant was going to bring up how
close is already started posting like two weeks ago about
how long it's going to be until his birthday.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Tuesday, August twelfth.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think you're in a different group of people there,
vont because it was it was my sister's birthday yesterday,
and I didn't remember it was her birthday until I
was filling out like the show sheet and had to
part in the date. I was like July eighth, and
I was like, oh man, it's my sister's birthday.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'm gonna read some text messages five three nights to one.
I said that birthday car should be banned because there's
a lot of pressure and it just seems disingenuine. Somebody said,
vant's so wrong on this. Cars are a show of character.
It takes time to go to the store to buy
something that's gonna get thrown in the cat the trash
most likely.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Who hurt vont who hurt the say nobody hurt me.
But it's just like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It feels more performative, like Okay, let me go, let
me go get somebody a birthday car because it's the
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's not performative.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's just you get them a birthday card because you
care about them, not because expected to. I don't get
birthday cards for a lot of people. I gave my
sister one yesterday because I had one on on lock
already that I bought her years ago because I was like, oh,
this one, she'd like this one, And this was the
first year I remember to give it to our fan.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I just think it's like a little nice like you know, yes,
I like you, but I like you enough to get
you a Birthday card.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah? True.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I mean gifts are I guess a bit more personable
because you get somebody a gift that possibly caters to them,
and you probably spend more money.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm guessing on a gift than you would a card.
That's why I go card.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
It's just like, well, I'm supposed to do this, let
me at least get you something creak.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know what it's like. It's like Christmas cards. I
love doing Christmas cards. It's your tradition. I put on
cool one ow eight Christmas cool one ow eight. I
sit there at the counter, I light like a fall
scented Christmas candle, and I fill out my Christmas cards.
And I don't even care that much about getting them
from people.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I just enjoy it. I love writting stupid just sending
Christmas cards. You're so stupid, It's like, no, I enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's my favorite thing. If somebody posts saying like who
wants a Christmas card? I'll be like me, even if
I barely know You'll be like me. Here's my address.
Send me a Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I want them all right, thank you, Aunt, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It is KD double ub uh and we'll be back
in a second with what are we doing. We're doing
we're playing case off, a little game where we give
you a category and then you have to name items
in the category. Apps on your phone.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Ready, go tender hinge, bumble okay, Instagram.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, Facebook, Instagram, flattybird, angerberry.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Hinch, flappy bird, fat thing.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Finch is where you take care of the little birdie
and he's a self care baby.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Word'll trivile crill.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, we'll be back in a second. We'll do that next.
On KD double ub, the Twins Cities number one hit
music station all over the world on the free iHeartRadio app.
When you're on there, you're listening to streaming on KTWB.
Tap that plus sign in the upper left hand corner.
That's the favorite button and said this as a preset
where back it's KTWB. The keyword this tower is pay.
(07:59):
Go to Katie w beat dot com and you can
just enter the K word pay p a y KDWB
dot com for one thousand dollars. Played a little game
here called face Off Okay, we're gonna name brands of
laundry soap in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Ready, Bailey, go Ti Kirkland, gain.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Down.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're right, there's no there. There are no other brands
of laundry and that's it. That's a that's paper towels. Okay,
all right, never mind. That's the way the game works,
but we're not playing that way. Jenny is hosting. I'm
going Vont's hosting. I'm playing with Bailey. Okay, let's goont
you name the category. Bailey, get out of here, yo,
(08:41):
get out out, leave right now?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Are gonna do the time?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Dave, I'm gonna I'll hit I can't hit it. I'm
just gonna make sure I got a pump down here.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Okay, okay, ready, here we go. Your first category and listen.
Modes of transportation as specific as you'd like or.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Not, like go bicycle, car, paddleboard, skateboard, roller, skates, jet, airplane, boat, skiff, yacht, canoe,
row boat, helicopter, dirigible, helium.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Balloon, hot air balloon to your mom. What okay? Not bad?
Next category like dirigible, I got dirigible?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I can do that? Okay? What is derigibal? What does
that mean it's like a hot air balloon, but it's
not hot. Okay. Your next category is dipping sauces. Go, Okay,
we've got state sauce.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
We got Hollandaise sauce, we got oh Jalapenia, Ranch, barbecue sauce, honey, mustard,
hot mustard, honey.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The chocolate not good.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Not good that round. I don't know how you fumbled there.
You missed some obvious ones like ketchup ah, like mustard.
But okay, alright, went straight for hollandis all right? Next one, right,
you're gonna say Worcester. Next last category is chain restaurants.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Go McDonald's, Hearty's, Wendy's, Olive Garden, Macaroni, Grill, call Overs,
Burger King, White Castle, Chick fil A, Raisin Canes, McDon
MoU sucker.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
All right, Haley Bailey j By the way, Face Off
is brought to you by Northern one Hour Heating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So thank you, guys, thank you Northern one Hour.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Every time I go out there, I do squats until
I get called back in.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Okay, why my butt is so high?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Your butt is so hohy and to and toy alright,
Bley listen specifically for your first category al right, Okay,
it is moses transportation as specific or not as you'd like.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Go okay, buses, trucks, planes, cars, let's say, pick up truck, up,
a helicopter, a dirigible, horse, and buggy.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Walking. What we both said, I've never heard that word
before today, heard twice? Okay, Bailey J. The next category
is dipping sauces.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Go ketchup mustard, uh a spicy garlic, Asian zing, parmesan,
garlic garlic, aoli, siracha, siracha, mayonnaise, mayonnaise.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Okay, good job, Buffalo Wild Wings, Miles Barbecue, barbecue all right.
Last category, Bailey J. Is a chain restaurants.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Applebee's, Red Robin McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Boston's, Benegan's,
Red Lobster, Olive Garden, the Rainforest Cafe.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, I'm gonna take Benigan's off the table because Bennigan's
has been closed since the twenties.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Like the last onies, it was a great time to
be a lot, it really was. Yes, all right, As
I tally up the points through some math, oh we go.
Let's start off with the modes of transportation.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
The reason I said as specific or not as you
like is because you could have named like Chevy Nissan,
but nobody did, so it didn't matter. Bailey Jay, you
named eight, Dave you named fifteen. Are both named therigible.
Dave also threw in their like hot air balloon and
a helium bloom.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So I ended up moving on dipping sauces.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
You both named nine yay, but Dave missed a lot.
He didn't say catch up mustard. He went straight for
holidays in Worcester odd ones. So alright, So the last
categories chain restaurants. Bailey Jay, you named eight because we're
n't nine because we're not counting benettagans.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I guess Dave you named ten. Dave wins face off today.
That was fun.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Can we do one for people who are listening. We'll
give you a fifteen second timer. We'll pull a fifteen
second timer.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Get out your hands, you can count, okay, and here
we go. I'm going to give the cat you want
to give the cat?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, here we go, fifteen seconds. We're gonna be quiet.
You name as many as you can.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The category is office supplies.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Go and.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
How'd you do? All right? I got twenty seven. All right,
that is face off, Thank you, von Dave's Dirt to Go.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
The final version of Dave's Dirt coming up next on
KDWB Radio.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's Dave's Dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There is a way to get a better job. That
is lying on your resume. Now, this is advice from TikTok.
Now talk is full of people who will say anything
to get likes and followers and et cetera, et cetera.
What do you think about this advice?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Not one word on my resume is true.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
And I'm killing these interviews because I'm just Johnny Ham
checking my way through everything. I googled a few terms
and I'm just throwing them out there. I was like, yeah,
I exceeded ots by twenty five percent retaining customer growth.
I had one guy, I said, I worked a sales
development representative at Prime seven Real Estate. And he took
one look at my resume and he goes, Prime seven
is a really good company. I made it up.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's not even real. That's how stupid these people are.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
That's anything is the guy probably doesn't even have a job,
but he probably makes thousands of dollars a month off
of TikTok.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, amazing, probably what his job is. Seriously, do we
care about tory spelling?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, I mean she's open to dating. Apparently she's talking
about it, but it's with a twist, she says, So
here's her talking about what.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
I'm focused on my kids and I'm focused on work.
So there's not the like, you don't have to be
with them every night, you don't have.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
To like move in with them.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
You don't have It's like a situationship, but you're not
with anyone else.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, well, how old are situationships are? Actually? Do mean
that you're still with other people?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Does it?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, when you're in a situationship, it usually means that
that other person's probably talking to other people.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, gotcha, did.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Not know that. Here's the situation, Jenny. You can tell
me if you've done this before. You're stalking someone on
social media and then you accidentally like one of their posts.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I did in college. I will never forget Jordan Rue.
I had the biggest crush on him and I totally
like to a photo of him and his new girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh well, you know what it happens to everybody. In fact,
celebrities as well, it happened to Katie Holmes. Britain's Daily
Mail tabloid made a post on Instagram saying Tom Cruise
and Anna da Armis love affair confirmed and Katie Holmes
liked it so clearly she was like keeping tabs on
Tom Cruise. And you know sometimes the celebrities, they're just
(15:54):
like us and they stalk their exes just as much
as they.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Do, just like we do. Like stuff. Yeah, it's probably
my favorite dirt story today.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Gary Coleman, who was a big child actor and I
watched his Peacock documentary There's his ex wife, did a
polygraph lie detective test about his death.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
The exam had to do with Gary's fatal fault. Key,
I asked you the following relevant questions on this test.
Did you physically cause Gary's fall? You answer now. I
also asked you, did you physically cause Gary to fall
that day? And you answered no? And the results are
(16:32):
you failed that exam with deception regarding Gary's fault. That's false. Well,
that's what i'd say too, right, you're lying.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, my favorite story of the entire day is Joe
Jonas having tiny nipples. Apparently, he shared on TikTok that
a fan approached him on the street and said that
she and her friends were talking about just how tiny
his nipples are, and then he was like, well, I
think they're very quite average size nipples. And this has
led everyone to go in check and look up a
(17:05):
picture of Joe Jonas without his shirt on, and I'm
I'm happy about that. Honestly, I think his h his
nipples look fine. They look fine, and if they wanted
to be all up on me, that would be fine too.
Oh right, what all right, Joe, If you're listening, he's
definitely not text me Bailey on air.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Thank you. He's definitely not listening.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
No, no, That is the Dirt, proudly brought to you
by six one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law Tomorrow.
War with Roses is seven thirty five. It involves rug
burns that are a tailtale sign that he was up
to something suspicious. Of course, he lies about it, so
we'll find out what's going on there.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And then.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
There was something else. Oh the Minnesota Goodbye. Check out
the Minnesota Goodbye the Actor of the Show podcast. You
can hear a little bit bonus material from the Minnesota goodbye,
and that is it. We will see you tomorrow here
on katiewb always gonna like just shout out to the
weather gods because it's going to be gorgeous again today.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Also have Ukulele Club tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I do thank you Von for bringing that up because
we're doing ukulele Club. I play the ukulele. It's just
a fun little club. We get together over at Eden
Prairie once a month or so outdoors under the pavilion
at Purgatory Creek Park. And if you want to come
and bring your ukulele, if you play well, if you
don't play well, we don't care. Some play well, some
play really well. Some don't play really well at all,
(18:26):
like me. So bring your ukulele if you don't. If
you play a guitar, banjo, anything that you can play
along with, bring it along. If you got a music stand,
bring that along. Get sheet music to share, bring that
along too. It's a very casual fun. We can spend
more time gossiping about Bailey and Jenny and Vaughn than
we do actually playing. But if you want to come
about six thirty tonight, eaton Prairie in Purgatory Creek Park,
(18:50):
under the pavilion
I have some good news for you. I want to
give you a thousand bucks. Seriously, one thousand dollars. I'm
not making this up. We do it every hour, we
do it just about all day long. And it's a
little it's a group contest. You get to play with
it like everybody around the country's playing too. But that's fine.
I mean, you'll buy Powerball tickets and not complain about that, right.
But here we are with a chance for you to
(00:23):
win one thousand dollars. You just got to go to
KDWB dot com and enter a keyword. The keyword this
time is pay. So when you go to kwdbat dot com,
try it right now, Bailey, go to KDWB dot com.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
See what pops up.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The should be a little dialogue box that pops up,
and see what happens there.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
KDW dot dot com.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Okay, Tapa Tapa tapa oh a dialogue box.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Pay your bills.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Win one thousand dollars on katyw b enter keyword what's
the keyword?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Pay? Hey? Ay? He a why submit wow? And then
that's the way it's And then you got to answer
your phone. About an hour.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
We'll call you and let you know that you won
your one thousand dollars. Your job now is to enter,
but also to think about what you want to do
with that money.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Trampoline.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Trampoline that would get you that and I would suggest
for you, because you're clumsy, the net that goes around
the outside, and probably a helmet too.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
Can I rent a helicopter for like five hundred dollars?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Easily? Could? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:14):
So what I think would be fun if I was
like really rich and I didn't need the money, as
I would rent a helicopter with five hundred dollars and
then use the other five hundred dollars to just throw
the money out the helicopter to pick because I don't
need it. I'm rich, if you're rich, said, if I
was rich, that's what.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
I would do. See, yeah, okay, gotcha.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Otherwise I would also go to holiday station stores.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, you're shameless. There, you're shameless.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, they have these meal deals that I like to
tell everyone about because it's so good. I mean, you
could try their new zesty pizza stacker. What's on it? Really?
What's on it? Italian sausage, pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara. I'm
gonna tell you this J's favorite sauce.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
I bought a thousand dollars? What are you going to get?
Speaker 5 (02:00):
I'm going to buy have personal missuse from my house.
I think I've said that before, but how bad I
want it? And she's on retainer for the week, Okay,
So I would say, like every other day she comes
in and then she lays me down, she brings up bed,
and then she rubs oils on me.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
You know that's her name?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
Alissa? Who Alissa?
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Oh yeah? What do you want to do with your
thousand dollars?
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Dream a little bit because this is money that you
weren't expecting, so you don't have to be responsible with it.
What do you want to do with your thousand dollars?
Now that you're dreaming, you get to take action to
make things happen. There's a difference between a successful life
and a mediocre life. Is a lot of people sit
around going I wish, I wish, I wish. But then
there are people who go, I'm gonna go make this happen.
Go make it happen. For one thousand dollars, Vaunt and
(02:42):
stir the pot today, Vaunt, what's on your mind?
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Thank you, David.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
We need to stop giving birthday cards to people. They
should be banned because there's so much pressure in birthday cards.
One nobody ever knows what to write in a birthday card,
whether it's for an actual family member or a coworker
or just like a friend. It's just always like a
big pressure and you end up writing typically the same
things like wishing.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
You the best, enjoy your day, love you. True but okay, but.
Speaker 5 (03:06):
I don't have to as think about the recipient. I
have to read fifteen cards that say something to that
same magnitude. It's a lot for that person.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
So maybe write something better. In my sister's birthday card yesterday,
I wrote, birthday You're almost forty, love Bailey.
Speaker 5 (03:19):
That's just like a lot for me as a go
through each of these cards, Oh Bailey wrote like a
one line or how funny?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
You put it away? Next one?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
And then I have to keep it after the fact
so that way you don't think I just threw it out.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I have to love birthday cards. I love the only
things I hold on to. Yeah, for me and my
Facebook marketplace addiction that sells everything.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Why but do you ever go back and look at them.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
For a couple of years I think I did keep
birthday cards, but they literally just sat in my drawer
until maybe the next birthday came around.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Hadn't touched them in three hundred and sixty five days.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
See, but I with birthday cards like I see the
value in them, because for me, it's like, yes, I
haven't really gone back to look at them. But then
like when my uncle John died, I went back and
I looked at cards that my uncle John.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
You treasure those, Yeah, yeah, I got one from my
mom and dad exactly.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
So maybe you should keep your birthday cards, Vaunt, because
you never know.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
I never want to throw out the ones that we
give each other on the Morning Show, because you still
have those, Yes, because we write the most inappropriate things
to each other in those cards most of the times.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I think that's another thing.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Whenever we do that, I guess a little peeal behind
the curve, and it's always like Dave comes in here
and he's like discreetly like, hey, it's Bailey's birthday.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Don't let her seehe're signing this card.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Even though all of us know that we do this
every year, the pressure to do that is also just
unnecessarily a lot too.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's what hads sparked the life. Yeah, it's like, come
on a little birthday card. I love getting a birthday card,
and I keep track. Yeah, I keep track, Like I'm
looking at you, my brother, my brother, Carl, I send
your birthday card every year. You sometimes miss my birthday.
I'm just saying, I don't understand.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
How people do that, How you miss like a very
close relative birthday, like Jenny, you said.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Your dad didn't tell you ey birthday till day after that.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I don't know how you do that because there's always
lead up, like there's always somebody's talking about it, Like
my birthday is in a month and three days from now.
You best believe I'm gonna be talking to you about it.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
You forg Yeah, I was waiting for the moment in
this segment where Vant was going to bring up how
close is already started posting like two weeks ago about
how long it's going to be until his birthday.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Tuesday, August twelfth.
Speaker 6 (05:21):
Baby.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I think you're in a different group of people there,
vont because it was it was my sister's birthday yesterday,
and I didn't remember it was her birthday until I
was filling out like the show sheet and had to
part in the date. I was like July eighth, and
I was like, oh man, it's my sister's birthday.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
I'm gonna read some text messages five three nights to one.
I said that birthday car should be banned because there's
a lot of pressure and it just seems disingenuine. Somebody said,
vant's so wrong on this. Cars are a show of character.
It takes time to go to the store to buy
something that's gonna get thrown in the cat the trash
most likely.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
Who hurt vont who hurt the say nobody hurt me.
But it's just like, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (05:55):
It feels more performative, like Okay, let me go, let
me go get somebody a birthday car because it's the
thing to do.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's not performative.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
It's just you get them a birthday card because you
care about them, not because expected to. I don't get
birthday cards for a lot of people. I gave my
sister one yesterday because I had one on on lock
already that I bought her years ago because I was like, oh,
this one, she'd like this one, And this was the
first year I remember to give it to our fan.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
I just think it's like a little nice like you know, yes,
I like you, but I like you enough to get
you a Birthday card.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
Yeah? True.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
I mean gifts are I guess a bit more personable
because you get somebody a gift that possibly caters to them,
and you probably spend more money.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
I'm guessing on a gift than you would a card.
That's why I go card.
Speaker 5 (06:34):
It's just like, well, I'm supposed to do this, let
me at least get you something creak.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
You know what it's like. It's like Christmas cards. I
love doing Christmas cards. It's your tradition. I put on
cool one ow eight Christmas cool one ow eight. I
sit there at the counter, I light like a fall
scented Christmas candle, and I fill out my Christmas cards.
And I don't even care that much about getting them
from people.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I just enjoy it. I love writting stupid just sending
Christmas cards. You're so stupid, It's like, no, I enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
That's my favorite thing. If somebody posts saying like who
wants a Christmas card? I'll be like me, even if
I barely know You'll be like me. Here's my address.
Send me a Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I want them all right, thank you, Aunt, we appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
It is KD double ub uh and we'll be back
in a second with what are we doing. We're doing
we're playing case off, a little game where we give
you a category and then you have to name items
in the category. Apps on your phone.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Ready, go tender hinge, bumble okay, Instagram.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, Facebook, Instagram, flattybird, angerberry.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Hinch, flappy bird, fat thing.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
Finch is where you take care of the little birdie
and he's a self care baby.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Word'll trivile crill.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Okay, we'll be back in a second. We'll do that next.
On KD double ub, the Twins Cities number one hit
music station all over the world on the free iHeartRadio app.
When you're on there, you're listening to streaming on KTWB.
Tap that plus sign in the upper left hand corner.
That's the favorite button and said this as a preset
where back it's KTWB. The keyword this tower is pay.
(07:59):
Go to Katie w beat dot com and you can
just enter the K word pay p a y KDWB
dot com for one thousand dollars. Played a little game
here called face Off Okay, we're gonna name brands of
laundry soap in fifteen seconds.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
Ready, Bailey, go Ti Kirkland, gain.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
Down.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You're right, there's no there. There are no other brands
of laundry and that's it. That's a that's paper towels. Okay,
all right, never mind. That's the way the game works,
but we're not playing that way. Jenny is hosting. I'm
going Vont's hosting. I'm playing with Bailey. Okay, let's goont
you name the category. Bailey, get out of here, yo,
(08:41):
get out out, leave right now?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Are gonna do the time?
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Dave, I'm gonna I'll hit I can't hit it. I'm
just gonna make sure I got a pump down here.
Speaker 5 (08:49):
Okay, okay, ready, here we go. Your first category and listen.
Modes of transportation as specific as you'd like or.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Not, like go bicycle, car, paddleboard, skateboard, roller, skates, jet, airplane, boat, skiff, yacht, canoe,
row boat, helicopter, dirigible, helium.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Balloon, hot air balloon to your mom. What okay? Not bad?
Next category like dirigible, I got dirigible?
Speaker 1 (09:22):
What is that?
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I can do that? Okay? What is derigibal? What does
that mean it's like a hot air balloon, but it's
not hot. Okay. Your next category is dipping sauces. Go, Okay,
we've got state sauce.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
We got Hollandaise sauce, we got oh Jalapenia, Ranch, barbecue sauce, honey, mustard,
hot mustard, honey.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
The chocolate not good.
Speaker 5 (09:49):
Not good that round. I don't know how you fumbled there.
You missed some obvious ones like ketchup ah, like mustard.
But okay, alright, went straight for hollandis all right? Next one, right,
you're gonna say Worcester. Next last category is chain restaurants.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Go McDonald's, Hearty's, Wendy's, Olive Garden, Macaroni, Grill, call Overs,
Burger King, White Castle, Chick fil A, Raisin Canes, McDon
MoU sucker.
Speaker 5 (10:21):
All right, Haley Bailey j By the way, Face Off
is brought to you by Northern one Hour Heating.
Speaker 2 (10:28):
So thank you, guys, thank you Northern one Hour.
Speaker 4 (10:31):
Every time I go out there, I do squats until
I get called back in.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Okay, why my butt is so high?
Speaker 5 (10:38):
Your butt is so hohy and to and toy alright,
Bley listen specifically for your first category al right, Okay,
it is moses transportation as specific or not as you'd like.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
Go okay, buses, trucks, planes, cars, let's say, pick up truck, up,
a helicopter, a dirigible, horse, and buggy.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
Walking. What we both said, I've never heard that word
before today, heard twice? Okay, Bailey J. The next category
is dipping sauces.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Go ketchup mustard, uh a spicy garlic, Asian zing, parmesan,
garlic garlic, aoli, siracha, siracha, mayonnaise, mayonnaise.
Speaker 5 (11:31):
Okay, good job, Buffalo Wild Wings, Miles Barbecue, barbecue all right.
Last category, Bailey J. Is a chain restaurants.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
Applebee's, Red Robin McDonald's, Burger King, Taco Bell, Boston's, Benegan's,
Red Lobster, Olive Garden, the Rainforest Cafe.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Okay, I'm gonna take Benigan's off the table because Bennigan's
has been closed since the twenties.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
Like the last onies, it was a great time to
be a lot, it really was. Yes, all right, As
I tally up the points through some math, oh we go.
Let's start off with the modes of transportation.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
The reason I said as specific or not as you
like is because you could have named like Chevy Nissan,
but nobody did, so it didn't matter. Bailey Jay, you
named eight, Dave you named fifteen. Are both named therigible.
Dave also threw in their like hot air balloon and
a helium bloom.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
So I ended up moving on dipping sauces.
Speaker 7 (12:35):
Uh.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
You both named nine yay, but Dave missed a lot.
He didn't say catch up mustard. He went straight for
holidays in Worcester odd ones. So alright, So the last
categories chain restaurants. Bailey Jay, you named eight because we're
n't nine because we're not counting benettagans.
Speaker 2 (12:55):
I guess Dave you named ten. Dave wins face off today.
That was fun.
Speaker 1 (13:03):
Can we do one for people who are listening. We'll
give you a fifteen second timer. We'll pull a fifteen
second timer.
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Get out your hands, you can count, okay, and here
we go. I'm going to give the cat you want
to give the cat?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
You got it?
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Okay, here we go, fifteen seconds. We're gonna be quiet.
You name as many as you can.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
The category is office supplies.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Go and.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
How'd you do? All right? I got twenty seven. All right,
that is face off, Thank you, von Dave's Dirt to Go.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
The final version of Dave's Dirt coming up next on
KDWB Radio.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
It's Dave's Dirt on KDWB.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
There is a way to get a better job. That
is lying on your resume. Now, this is advice from TikTok.
Now talk is full of people who will say anything
to get likes and followers and et cetera, et cetera.
What do you think about this advice?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Not one word on my resume is true.
Speaker 7 (14:10):
And I'm killing these interviews because I'm just Johnny Ham
checking my way through everything. I googled a few terms
and I'm just throwing them out there. I was like, yeah,
I exceeded ots by twenty five percent retaining customer growth.
I had one guy, I said, I worked a sales
development representative at Prime seven Real Estate. And he took
one look at my resume and he goes, Prime seven
is a really good company. I made it up.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
It's not even real. That's how stupid these people are.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
That's anything is the guy probably doesn't even have a job,
but he probably makes thousands of dollars a month off
of TikTok.
Speaker 4 (14:38):
Yeah, amazing, probably what his job is. Seriously, do we
care about tory spelling?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:43):
Okay, I mean she's open to dating. Apparently she's talking
about it, but it's with a twist, she says, So
here's her talking about what.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
I'm focused on my kids and I'm focused on work.
So there's not the like, you don't have to be
with them every night, you don't have.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
To like move in with them.
Speaker 6 (14:59):
You don't have It's like a situationship, but you're not
with anyone else.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Okay, well, how old are situationships are? Actually? Do mean
that you're still with other people?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Does it?
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, when you're in a situationship, it usually means that
that other person's probably talking to other people.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Okay, gotcha, did.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
Not know that. Here's the situation, Jenny. You can tell
me if you've done this before. You're stalking someone on
social media and then you accidentally like one of their posts.
Speaker 4 (15:25):
I did in college. I will never forget Jordan Rue.
I had the biggest crush on him and I totally
like to a photo of him and his new girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Oh well, you know what it happens to everybody. In fact,
celebrities as well, it happened to Katie Holmes. Britain's Daily
Mail tabloid made a post on Instagram saying Tom Cruise
and Anna da Armis love affair confirmed and Katie Holmes
liked it so clearly she was like keeping tabs on
Tom Cruise. And you know sometimes the celebrities, they're just
(15:54):
like us and they stalk their exes just as much
as they.
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Do, just like we do. Like stuff. Yeah, it's probably
my favorite dirt story today.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Gary Coleman, who was a big child actor and I
watched his Peacock documentary There's his ex wife, did a
polygraph lie detective test about his death.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
The exam had to do with Gary's fatal fault. Key,
I asked you the following relevant questions on this test.
Did you physically cause Gary's fall? You answer now. I
also asked you, did you physically cause Gary to fall
that day? And you answered no? And the results are
(16:32):
you failed that exam with deception regarding Gary's fault. That's false. Well,
that's what i'd say too, right, you're lying.
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Well, my favorite story of the entire day is Joe
Jonas having tiny nipples. Apparently, he shared on TikTok that
a fan approached him on the street and said that
she and her friends were talking about just how tiny
his nipples are, and then he was like, well, I
think they're very quite average size nipples. And this has
led everyone to go in check and look up a
(17:05):
picture of Joe Jonas without his shirt on, and I'm
I'm happy about that. Honestly, I think his h his
nipples look fine. They look fine, and if they wanted
to be all up on me, that would be fine too.
Oh right, what all right, Joe, If you're listening, he's
definitely not text me Bailey on air.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Thank you. He's definitely not listening.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
No, no, That is the Dirt, proudly brought to you
by six one two Injured Heimer and Lamber's Injury Law Tomorrow.
War with Roses is seven thirty five. It involves rug
burns that are a tailtale sign that he was up
to something suspicious. Of course, he lies about it, so
we'll find out what's going on there.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
And then.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
There was something else. Oh the Minnesota Goodbye. Check out
the Minnesota Goodbye the Actor of the Show podcast. You
can hear a little bit bonus material from the Minnesota goodbye,
and that is it. We will see you tomorrow here
on katiewb always gonna like just shout out to the
weather gods because it's going to be gorgeous again today.
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:03):
Also have Ukulele Club tonight.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I do thank you Von for bringing that up because
we're doing ukulele Club. I play the ukulele. It's just
a fun little club. We get together over at Eden
Prairie once a month or so outdoors under the pavilion
at Purgatory Creek Park. And if you want to come
and bring your ukulele, if you play well, if you
don't play well, we don't care. Some play well, some
play really well. Some don't play really well at all,
(18:26):
like me. So bring your ukulele if you don't. If
you play a guitar, banjo, anything that you can play
along with, bring it along. If you got a music stand,
bring that along. Get sheet music to share, bring that
along too. It's a very casual fun. We can spend
more time gossiping about Bailey and Jenny and Vaughn than
we do actually playing. But if you want to come
about six thirty tonight, eaton Prairie in Purgatory Creek Park,
(18:50):
under the pavilion
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