October 8, 2024 • 14 mins
We talk formative scary movies, Jenny tells us what we've never learned about the opposite gender, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I would want to go to I don't know, probably
Times Square, get a bunch of pictures taken. Then I'd
want to go over to Central Park and be like,
oh my god, I didn't want to go over to
probably like the John Lennon thing right outside of where
John Lennon was where he lived. Okay, I would probably
want to go to Radio City Music Hall.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I would want to go to Fao Schwartz.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, it's cold to like walk the Brooklyn Bridge at
that point. I don't know, Vine, Your breezy jersey in
definitely breezy.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah, it's ought to be cold, but then because you're
more north, it'll be.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
One of my favorite things in New York walking.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Brooklyn Bridge.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's beautiful really walking it from Brooklyn to Manhattan though.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
That's my suggestion. We take a subway over and then
only walk back.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And you also see our New York jingle Ball with
Katy Perry twenty one pilots Tate McCrae, Teddy Swims, Megan Trainer,
Kid Learroy Madison, Beer, Benson, Boone, Gracy Abrams, Shaboozie and
NCT Dream. If you want to go, you got one
assignment and it is to go on KTWB dot com
enter the keyword trip t are ip for your chance
(01:02):
to go to New York City for jingle Ball. There's
two keywords on KTWB and I know it gets a
little bit confusing, lit a little bit overwhelming, but we
try to keep it pretty simple for you. One is
for Sabrina Carpenter. You're never more than twenty minutes away
from your shot because Sabrine or Carpenter tickets with another keyword.
And like I said, I'll try to make it as
easy as I can to separate foles too. This one
(01:22):
for the New York City trip for jingle Ball is
and it's one thousand dollars. Also, that is going online
to kdwbat on comment entering a keyword trip where.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
A box should pop up. It'll pop up.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And say hey, here's where you enter it ganner it
boonem wait for a phone call from us. Make sure
you answer your phone. I got to tell you that
every day we have winners that do not answer their phone,
so then we have to go on to somebody else.
So please make certain that you answer your phone. I
know it sucks answering a phone call from an unknown number.
But what's the worst that can happen? Bailey, and I
(01:54):
will reenact the worst that can happen when I answer
a phone call from an unknown number.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Ring ring Hello, Hey, Uh, did you want to talk
about insurance?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Perhaps?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Maybe No, I don't have time. That's the word. That's
the worst that can happen. That's the worst that can happen.
I have the worst one. Okay, Okay, go ahead, ring
ring ring ring, Hello.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, I am looking for the child support. No, because
you were the father.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It ain't mine, you know, it's yours.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Okay, David, it's Donna.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Good one, Jenny, that's the best one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Donna called me a couple of months ago and she's like, David,
I'm okay, but I need you to call me. That's
my sister. I never called her back. We have not spoken.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Since my call. Your sister text she.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Does sometimes she's fine because we've texted since then. Okay,
But anyway, so my point is answering your damn phone.
You didn't answer the phone. All right, answer your phone.
If it's my sister Donna calling, you can feel free
to go ahead and hang up. Love you, Donna. We'll
be right back. On Katie'll be Jenny's been on Reddit also,
I get a keyword. We'll do that in a second.
(03:12):
What you find on Reddit.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
We're gonna talk.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
About the biggest surprises people have learned about the opposite
gender that they just they didn't know ahead of time.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, kdwb oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And today I have a list of the biggest surprise
about the other gender you maybe never knew about it.
I'll be honest, there was a lot more of men
didn't know certain things about women than the reverse.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow, why you're right, we don't.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I think that Dave, you'll know most of these things
by this point, but I think a lot of people don't.
So the first one is that women's periits can last
for multiple weeks if you're coming off of birth control.
Like my girlfriend has been having a period for like
three weeks now, and doctors are just shrugging it off,
like yeah, that's just a typical side effect, and he's
like that's crazy. Like women just are like cool, whatever,
(03:58):
that's what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, you have no idea.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I guess that's how it is.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I would like Font and Dave to maybe confirm if
this is true or not. It says that some men
prefer oval toilets to round ones one going number two
so that there, you know what, doesn't hit the underside
of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I never thought about it in all my years. I
never thought about it.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I feel like you'd have to be sitting like super
far up on the toilet in order for it to touch.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Is that correct? Not really, depending on how long you're slung,
is well?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And now you are, yes, indeed, yeah, I never had
a problem with that. So, okay, this isn't big enough.
Oh my god, I need a bigger toilet. No, I've
never thought that.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I didn't know toilets came in different sizes either. I
thought they were just all universally the same. No, not
at all.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
There's definitely smaller ones. But okay, this was for what
men don't know about women. It says I found out
ninety nine percent of all pockets and women's pants were
fake or sown shut, or just too small to be
of any use.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
One percent. Now, remember this happened to me too. Weeks ago.
We were at the iHeartRadio music festival. I got We
were in the hotel in Las Vegas, and I got
some clothes out of the suitcase. I got a pair
of pants to wear to the show that night. I
put them on and they were a little bit of
a tight squeeze, but I got them buttoned. But then
I tried to put my hands in my pockets and
they were there were short pockets about maybe an inch deep. Yeah,
(05:19):
these are these are Susan's pants. And oh did I
give her grief for me being able to fit into
her pants?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I have a quick psa though about the pockets that
are sewn shut. If you're wearing like a blazer, like
a suit coat or something, and the pockets are sown shut,
They're just sewn shut, so they like hold together on
the rack. They're not meant to be sewn shut. So
put your finger in there and rip it apart.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No kidding.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, that short pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, and like the vents on the back are not
supposed to be sewn together.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That there's like a little X on a blazer.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
On a blazer, and then take out that little x.
It's literally the bane of my existence.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Didn't know now you know?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, this one Dave might be able to relate to
because you have perma hard nips.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
It said that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I had a friend in high school that was very
insecure about his kneeps poking through his shirt. And my
boyfriend right now also shares that same sentiment. Whenever he
would pass by a mirror or if we take pictures together,
he would always point out how bad his nieps.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Look through the shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And it's bizarre to this person because they said that
they would never notice, and I feel like I don't
notice that on men either. How do do you feel
insecure if.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You're not in the least No, No, well, maybe.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Not everyone everyone. Let's see.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I only learned recently, when I was twenty eight years
old that women have three holes down there.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh well, one said they didn't know that. A lot
of people don't know that. I think some women don't
even understand that sometimes.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, I guess if you never just said what I'm concerned,
you don't understand that too.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm going to move on. Okay, I do know this.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
If you don't know this, google the anatomy of a
female to understand it's not two three.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I didn't know until I was probably in like eighth
grade or ninth grade or something like that. I thought
that urine came out of the same other place.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, a lot of people think that we'll do one
last one for men. It says that men can accidentally
sit on their bizzles.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Likely life, but not likely.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
This person said that their husband the other day said
that's why he doesn't wear boxers but instead boxer briefs,
because he sat down and screamed.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
My shopping carts and I was just purpled.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Why does does it say why the different boxers.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Probably because the boxer briefs hold them tighter. Boxers. Just
let them free ball.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
They're not like to you never mind. Seriously, if they're
hanging that low, then.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Hang do you tie them in? Can you tie him in?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental
soldier to your part?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Hang low? Bump bump was boobs?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Hang low?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
This my rendition. This is a remix. Okay, Bailey, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Thank you, Jenny, or doing Dave's dirt coming up in
a second where you're never more than twenty minutes away
from your shot. It's bring a carpenter tickets. I also
want to give you another shot to make sure you
enter that other keyword to win for the trip to
New York City's jingle Ball in December and one thousand
dollars spending money.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Can you help me with the keyword one more time?
Speaker 6 (08:19):
It is tripped.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
Okay, go on KDWB dot com a box you pop
up with a little dialogue box. You type in the
word trip, hit, enter, boom, you are set to win
that trip to jingle Ball. There's another keyword for Sabrina Carpenter,
but I'll give that to you in a few minutes
on KDWB, and we'll do Dave's Dirt also next on KDWB.
(08:44):
We love it when celebrities made questionable decisions.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
And here's a bunch Dave's Dirt on kd w.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
B and is presented by Nicola Law Offices. This is
kind of funny. It is a NFL players trying to
struggle through Carrie Underwood's Sunday Night football theme song. So
they get him outside of the locker room and they're like, okay, hey,
sing along to this because this will be stupid and
kind of funny.
Speaker 6 (09:06):
Just say to you in this rocket cod and crank
up the sun.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
The NFL's best have come to play Coast to coast.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
They just want Dann left us say a A A
A well.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
You know they just had him read it. They don't
really you know, they're not singing along with the song
or anything.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
When we played that earlier, somebody texted and saying it
sounded like a kindergarten choir concert.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Kind of like that.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, I'm waiting for Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Ozzy Osbourne admits that he is not completely sober.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm lucky.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
My wife kicked my buttles so she my love so difficult.
Isn't life easier for you?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Much easier? Like you just don't have to think the
marijuanasal point didn't get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What couldn't I Yeah, we used to make fun of that,
the Osbourne's when that was on twenty five years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
We used to make fun of Hell, you can't understand
what all? He says.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
He yeah, and you can't know, you really can't.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Troy Aikman's watching the game last night. Roy Aikmann is
a former Cowboy quarterback and Super Bowl winner, and he's
also a play by play commentary person And he was
actually calling the game last night and he called Taylor
Swift the Missus.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
There's Kelsey makes a move and he's out.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
A bous The Missus likes it and you know they're
not married.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh I know what is.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay? Not in trouble, it happens your girl.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Chapel Roone dedicated her song my Kink is Karma to
her blanking theater teacher who me out the word I'm here.
So I guess back when she was a kid, she
was in theater and she got kicked out for whatever reason. Now,
to get kicked out of theater, you gotta do something.
Not it's not because you're not talented, it's because you're
an ass. So again she acted like an ass got
(10:49):
thrown out, and now throwing is telling her teacher, look
at me, I'm here. Well, I feel like that's great.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Every single theater kid has some kind of trauma with
a director of the past one percent where they're like
fat person sucked.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Cast is tree number three? Exactly? You understand, fine three.
That's why you just come back and you become chaperone
so you can be like, you know what, look at
them in now. That's how I felt get in this job.
I was like, yeah, I was always the maid, but
look at me now, I always got the maid.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Is there a right age to start watching scary movies?
They survey two thousand people, and they say that most
people saw their first scary movie before they were eleven
years old. They say that watching your first scary movie
usually happened at a slumber party. Remember those days, I remember, well, yeah,
you know, back then boys didn't have slumber parties. But
I would go sleep at my friend's house and we
(11:43):
would watch the creature feature which came on at midnight,
which was always some scary, awful Frankenstein vampire movie.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I could do, like Frankenstein, Dracula and whatnot. I was
in the room one time when my mom was like
starting to watch this terrifying Maide for TV movie about
like domestic violence, and it has scarred me to this day,
and I was like, I don't know, eight, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
A bad choice. Yeah for an eight year old.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, not an actual scary movie, but it scared me.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Like Final Destination, that was it for me. Yes, I
watched that too young too. I was never a scary
movie person, but I could watch Final Destination instead. I
would watch the whole thing and when the death sap
and I was just covering my eyes real quick, like, mom,
let me know when it's over.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Literally couldn't sleep for like a week after watching Nightmare
on Elm Street.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That was a big terrify.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
It is because you go to sleep and you die.
That's where yeah gets you.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And so I remember the first time I tried to
go to sleep after watching it at a sleepover my mom,
I like started having what I think was probably a
panic attack, yes, and my mom was like.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Are you okay? And I was like I just don't
want to sleep right now?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And I helped her, like on our hands and knees
wash the kitchen floor at like eleven pm at night
because I could not go to sleep.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh, I feel you changed.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I will tell you that.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know, it is so cartooning now and Freddy Krueger,
we've all seen him like smiling with his arm around
Taylor Swift or whatever now, so you're not scared of
him anymore. But back when that movie was new, that
movie was terrified.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Is that the one where Johnny Depp's bed eats him?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think because I saw that scene and then like
maybe one other scene just like on TV once and
I can still picture it because I also could.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Not fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I had to like sit and watch Nick at night
for like three hours to like come off of the
three minutes of Nightmare on Elm Street that I watch.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, that was a truly terrifying movie.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Like Friday, the thirteen movies were always kind of cartoony
and stupid.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah, I've seen those. Yeah one and it wasn't wasn't bad.
I've seen Carrie. I like Carrie.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Carrie was good. Yeah, yeah, I think it was good.
That is it for the Dirt on Katie, brought to
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Speaker 6 (14:43):
Good morning guys.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
All right, we'll be right back. We'll we'll be back
tomorrow on the Dave Ryan Show. On Katie'll be
I would want to go to I don't know, probably
Times Square, get a bunch of pictures taken. Then I'd
want to go over to Central Park and be like,
oh my god, I didn't want to go over to
probably like the John Lennon thing right outside of where
John Lennon was where he lived. Okay, I would probably
want to go to Radio City Music Hall.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
I would want to go to Fao Schwartz.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
Okay, it's cold to like walk the Brooklyn Bridge at
that point. I don't know, Vine, Your breezy jersey in
definitely breezy.
Speaker 5 (00:25):
Yeah, it's ought to be cold, but then because you're
more north, it'll be.
Speaker 6 (00:29):
One of my favorite things in New York walking.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
The Brooklyn Bridge.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
It's beautiful really walking it from Brooklyn to Manhattan though.
Speaker 6 (00:36):
That's my suggestion. We take a subway over and then
only walk back.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
And you also see our New York jingle Ball with
Katy Perry twenty one pilots Tate McCrae, Teddy Swims, Megan Trainer,
Kid Learroy Madison, Beer, Benson, Boone, Gracy Abrams, Shaboozie and
NCT Dream. If you want to go, you got one
assignment and it is to go on KTWB dot com
enter the keyword trip t are ip for your chance
(01:02):
to go to New York City for jingle Ball. There's
two keywords on KTWB and I know it gets a
little bit confusing, lit a little bit overwhelming, but we
try to keep it pretty simple for you. One is
for Sabrina Carpenter. You're never more than twenty minutes away
from your shot because Sabrine or Carpenter tickets with another keyword.
And like I said, I'll try to make it as
easy as I can to separate foles too. This one
(01:22):
for the New York City trip for jingle Ball is
and it's one thousand dollars. Also, that is going online
to kdwbat on comment entering a keyword trip where.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
A box should pop up. It'll pop up.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
And say hey, here's where you enter it ganner it
boonem wait for a phone call from us. Make sure
you answer your phone. I got to tell you that
every day we have winners that do not answer their phone,
so then we have to go on to somebody else.
So please make certain that you answer your phone. I
know it sucks answering a phone call from an unknown number.
But what's the worst that can happen? Bailey, and I
(01:54):
will reenact the worst that can happen when I answer
a phone call from an unknown number.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Ring ring Hello, Hey, Uh, did you want to talk
about insurance?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Perhaps?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Maybe No, I don't have time. That's the word. That's
the worst that can happen. That's the worst that can happen.
I have the worst one. Okay, Okay, go ahead, ring
ring ring ring, Hello.
Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yeah, I am looking for the child support. No, because
you were the father.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
It ain't mine, you know, it's yours.
Speaker 6 (02:26):
Okay, David, it's Donna.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Good one, Jenny, that's the best one. Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Donna called me a couple of months ago and she's like, David,
I'm okay, but I need you to call me. That's
my sister. I never called her back. We have not spoken.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
Since my call. Your sister text she.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Does sometimes she's fine because we've texted since then. Okay,
But anyway, so my point is answering your damn phone.
You didn't answer the phone. All right, answer your phone.
If it's my sister Donna calling, you can feel free
to go ahead and hang up. Love you, Donna. We'll
be right back. On Katie'll be Jenny's been on Reddit also,
I get a keyword. We'll do that in a second.
(03:12):
What you find on Reddit.
Speaker 6 (03:13):
We're gonna talk.
Speaker 4 (03:13):
About the biggest surprises people have learned about the opposite
gender that they just they didn't know ahead of time.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
Okay, kdwb oh, Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
And today I have a list of the biggest surprise
about the other gender you maybe never knew about it.
I'll be honest, there was a lot more of men
didn't know certain things about women than the reverse.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Wow, why you're right, we don't.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I think that Dave, you'll know most of these things
by this point, but I think a lot of people don't.
So the first one is that women's periits can last
for multiple weeks if you're coming off of birth control.
Like my girlfriend has been having a period for like
three weeks now, and doctors are just shrugging it off,
like yeah, that's just a typical side effect, and he's
like that's crazy. Like women just are like cool, whatever,
(03:58):
that's what happens.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Yeah, you have no idea.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
I guess that's how it is.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
I would like Font and Dave to maybe confirm if
this is true or not. It says that some men
prefer oval toilets to round ones one going number two
so that there, you know what, doesn't hit the underside
of the toilet.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
I never thought about it in all my years. I
never thought about it.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I feel like you'd have to be sitting like super
far up on the toilet in order for it to touch.
Speaker 6 (04:24):
Is that correct? Not really, depending on how long you're slung,
is well?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
And now you are, yes, indeed, yeah, I never had
a problem with that. So, okay, this isn't big enough.
Oh my god, I need a bigger toilet. No, I've
never thought that.
Speaker 6 (04:38):
I didn't know toilets came in different sizes either. I
thought they were just all universally the same. No, not
at all.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
There's definitely smaller ones. But okay, this was for what
men don't know about women. It says I found out
ninety nine percent of all pockets and women's pants were
fake or sown shut, or just too small to be
of any use.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
One percent. Now, remember this happened to me too. Weeks ago.
We were at the iHeartRadio music festival. I got We
were in the hotel in Las Vegas, and I got
some clothes out of the suitcase. I got a pair
of pants to wear to the show that night. I
put them on and they were a little bit of
a tight squeeze, but I got them buttoned. But then
I tried to put my hands in my pockets and
they were there were short pockets about maybe an inch deep. Yeah,
(05:19):
these are these are Susan's pants. And oh did I
give her grief for me being able to fit into
her pants?
Speaker 6 (05:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I have a quick psa though about the pockets that
are sewn shut. If you're wearing like a blazer, like
a suit coat or something, and the pockets are sown shut,
They're just sewn shut, so they like hold together on
the rack. They're not meant to be sewn shut. So
put your finger in there and rip it apart.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
No kidding.
Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, that short pocket.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, and like the vents on the back are not
supposed to be sewn together.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
That there's like a little X on a blazer.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
On a blazer, and then take out that little x.
It's literally the bane of my existence.
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Didn't know now you know?
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Okay, this one Dave might be able to relate to
because you have perma hard nips.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
It said that.
Speaker 4 (06:01):
I had a friend in high school that was very
insecure about his kneeps poking through his shirt. And my
boyfriend right now also shares that same sentiment. Whenever he
would pass by a mirror or if we take pictures together,
he would always point out how bad his nieps.
Speaker 6 (06:14):
Look through the shirt.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
And it's bizarre to this person because they said that
they would never notice, and I feel like I don't
notice that on men either. How do do you feel
insecure if.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
You're not in the least No, No, well, maybe.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
Not everyone everyone. Let's see.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
I only learned recently, when I was twenty eight years
old that women have three holes down there.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
Oh well, one said they didn't know that. A lot
of people don't know that. I think some women don't
even understand that sometimes.
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Well, I guess if you never just said what I'm concerned,
you don't understand that too.
Speaker 6 (06:46):
I'm going to move on. Okay, I do know this.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
If you don't know this, google the anatomy of a
female to understand it's not two three.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
I didn't know until I was probably in like eighth
grade or ninth grade or something like that. I thought
that urine came out of the same other place.
Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, a lot of people think that we'll do one
last one for men. It says that men can accidentally
sit on their bizzles.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Likely life, but not likely.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
This person said that their husband the other day said
that's why he doesn't wear boxers but instead boxer briefs,
because he sat down and screamed.
Speaker 6 (07:20):
My shopping carts and I was just purpled.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
Why does does it say why the different boxers.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
Probably because the boxer briefs hold them tighter. Boxers. Just
let them free ball.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
They're not like to you never mind. Seriously, if they're
hanging that low, then.
Speaker 6 (07:42):
Hang do you tie them in? Can you tie him in?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental
soldier to your part?
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Hang low? Bump bump was boobs?
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Hang low?
Speaker 6 (07:55):
This my rendition. This is a remix. Okay, Bailey, all right?
Speaker 1 (08:00):
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And here's a bunch Dave's Dirt on kd w.
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B and is presented by Nicola Law Offices. This is
kind of funny. It is a NFL players trying to
struggle through Carrie Underwood's Sunday Night football theme song. So
they get him outside of the locker room and they're like, okay, hey,
sing along to this because this will be stupid and
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Just say to you in this rocket cod and crank
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The NFL's best have come to play Coast to coast.
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You know they just had him read it. They don't
really you know, they're not singing along with the song
or anything.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
When we played that earlier, somebody texted and saying it
sounded like a kindergarten choir concert.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Kind of like that.
Speaker 6 (09:29):
Yeah, I'm waiting for Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Ozzy Osbourne admits that he is not completely sober.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
I'm lucky.
Speaker 6 (09:36):
My wife kicked my buttles so she my love so difficult.
Isn't life easier for you?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
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marijuanasal point didn't get rid of it.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
What couldn't I Yeah, we used to make fun of that,
the Osbourne's when that was on twenty five years ago.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
We used to make fun of Hell, you can't understand
what all? He says.
Speaker 6 (09:55):
He yeah, and you can't know, you really can't.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Troy Aikman's watching the game last night. Roy Aikmann is
a former Cowboy quarterback and Super Bowl winner, and he's
also a play by play commentary person And he was
actually calling the game last night and he called Taylor
Swift the Missus.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
There's Kelsey makes a move and he's out.
Speaker 6 (10:14):
A bous The Missus likes it and you know they're
not married.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
Oh I know what is.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
Okay? Not in trouble, it happens your girl.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Chapel Roone dedicated her song my Kink is Karma to
her blanking theater teacher who me out the word I'm here.
So I guess back when she was a kid, she
was in theater and she got kicked out for whatever reason. Now,
to get kicked out of theater, you gotta do something.
Not it's not because you're not talented, it's because you're
an ass. So again she acted like an ass got
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thrown out, and now throwing is telling her teacher, look
at me, I'm here. Well, I feel like that's great.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
Every single theater kid has some kind of trauma with
a director of the past one percent where they're like
fat person sucked.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
Cast is tree number three? Exactly? You understand, fine three.
That's why you just come back and you become chaperone
so you can be like, you know what, look at
them in now. That's how I felt get in this job.
I was like, yeah, I was always the maid, but
look at me now, I always got the maid.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Is there a right age to start watching scary movies?
They survey two thousand people, and they say that most
people saw their first scary movie before they were eleven
years old. They say that watching your first scary movie
usually happened at a slumber party. Remember those days, I remember, well, yeah,
you know, back then boys didn't have slumber parties. But
I would go sleep at my friend's house and we
(11:43):
would watch the creature feature which came on at midnight,
which was always some scary, awful Frankenstein vampire movie.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
I could do, like Frankenstein, Dracula and whatnot. I was
in the room one time when my mom was like
starting to watch this terrifying Maide for TV movie about
like domestic violence, and it has scarred me to this day,
and I was like, I don't know, eight, Yeah, that's.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
A bad choice. Yeah for an eight year old.
Speaker 6 (12:07):
Yeah, not an actual scary movie, but it scared me.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Like Final Destination, that was it for me. Yes, I
watched that too young too. I was never a scary
movie person, but I could watch Final Destination instead. I
would watch the whole thing and when the death sap
and I was just covering my eyes real quick, like, mom,
let me know when it's over.
Speaker 4 (12:24):
Literally couldn't sleep for like a week after watching Nightmare
on Elm Street.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
That was a big terrify.
Speaker 6 (12:29):
It is because you go to sleep and you die.
That's where yeah gets you.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
And so I remember the first time I tried to
go to sleep after watching it at a sleepover my mom,
I like started having what I think was probably a
panic attack, yes, and my mom was like.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Are you okay? And I was like I just don't
want to sleep right now?
Speaker 4 (12:43):
And I helped her, like on our hands and knees
wash the kitchen floor at like eleven pm at night
because I could not go to sleep.
Speaker 6 (12:51):
Oh, I feel you changed.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
I will tell you that.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
You know, it is so cartooning now and Freddy Krueger,
we've all seen him like smiling with his arm around
Taylor Swift or whatever now, so you're not scared of
him anymore. But back when that movie was new, that
movie was terrified.
Speaker 6 (13:04):
Is that the one where Johnny Depp's bed eats him?
Speaker 2 (13:06):
I think because I saw that scene and then like
maybe one other scene just like on TV once and
I can still picture it because I also could.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
Not fall asleep.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I had to like sit and watch Nick at night
for like three hours to like come off of the
three minutes of Nightmare on Elm Street that I watch.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, that was a truly terrifying movie.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
Like Friday, the thirteen movies were always kind of cartoony
and stupid.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah, I've seen those. Yeah one and it wasn't wasn't bad.
I've seen Carrie. I like Carrie.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Carrie was good. Yeah, yeah, I think it was good.
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