September 9, 2025 • 18 mins
Bernie calls in to show off some new tricks, Jenny highlights an asshat situation, and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Vikings won last night. That's good news. So with the
Gophers big blowout win on Saturday, Minnesota's Minnesota sports teams
are doing okay. So I mean, you know, not bad,
go right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I have on a Twins jersey today.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's the closest I'll get to having the Vikings colors
have ever been a fan of, Like, I love purple,
but purple yellow.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You know I base everything myself colored. Yeah, no, no,
I totally get the kid. It's a little surprising, you
know nothing. You did never play sports when you were
a kid.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Not. I love dodgeball. I will beat a I'll beat
somebody's done dodgeball.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
But you never played like Little League or like Pop
Warner football or not at all.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And that's why I said a couple of minutes ago,
I would love to just kind of learn a little
bit because I feel like I missed out on that.
And if when I have kids eventually, I want them
to have something to base it off of, like like, oh,
good job, Plug throwing the ball, and it's gonna be
like dad, this is a tug of war.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, we weren't really a sports family either, Alison. For
the first time in any of our family or a
jersey with her name on the back of it where
she played volleyball for Chaska, and I was like, that's
my girl.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I mean I tried to read a book about football
so I could learn about it because my mom was
really into it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I think I got like two chapters in and I
was like, well, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'm gonna go read Harry Potter again or something not
a tracking.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
All right, it's KTWB. We'll be back in a second.
We're gonna do Oh my gosh, I think my dog
Bernie is supposed to call. Well, this should be a
lot of fun. Next on, Katie WB.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
We can love of things.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We know, we can go forever to you lost it out.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's one on one point three kd WBH. Maybe you've
heard me talk about my dog Bernie. Bernie is my boy.
He's a rescue poodle and he is two years old.
He is adorable. I think you yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Well we're gonna who's we got the phones bringing?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh it is it is. Let me let me grab that.
Let's see here. Hello, O Katie you dad.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
A sleep Bernard? Your son?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh hi, hi Bernie.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
People like when you call the show. I think it's
kind of dumb. But you yeah, you what's up? Burn?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Of course you gum, you don't remember me. You lived
in Colorado?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, no, I was in Colorado for a couple of days.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Okay, tell you only like Australian cattle dogs and whiner
ironers because they are so good on the true what
this is the Colorado trill? I know you had another
dog with you on that trail, DoD Yeah, Susan showed
me all the videos. There was clearly a dog panting
(02:49):
in the dackground.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know that was actually that was that was me
panting really hard in the background.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You know, are you surprised to get out? Well, you
know what, I did a lot of stuff when you
were gone.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You did a lot of stuff while I was gone.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, it was not the screw. So I set my
mind to learning some new things. Okay, like what okay
if you complete that? Okay, sick? Sick?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh you mean me? Oh okay? Well yeah, I'm sitting down, Okay, okay,
I'm not gonna stay, not gonna stay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No what he failed?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No, he's been turning along.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thanks, Bernie, Well I got.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
It, ran. Susan's gonna teach me something called gimme curse.
I don't know what that is, but she says she's
been itching for some term. Since you never give it up.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Go ahead and give her the dog. That's fine with me.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Before I go, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But I love you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Thanks, Bernie. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
All right today.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
I'm gonna ask you, guys if this person's a jerk
with their situation at their baby shower. So, this woman
was having a baby shower. She planned a small, mixed
baby shower in town with her family and all that
good stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Well, a week before.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
The shower, her brother texts her and asks if he
could propose to his girlfriend during the party, because you know,
the whole family is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Going to be there.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, right, okay, Well she.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Told him no, and I said I'd be thrilled. She
said she'd be thrilled to help plan something special literally
any other day, but.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I wanted the shower to be about, you know, the baby.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
And so he got upset a little bit, and then
he got their mom involved, who said it would be
so lovely and two birds one stone, and once again
she had said no, and she thought that that was
the end of it well, baby shower comes along, uh oh, toasts.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Her mom gets up, calls her.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Brother up to say a few words, and he starts
talking about love and family, and then she sees him
pat his pocket.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
He turns to his girlfriend and starts to go.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Down on one knee, and this woman stood up at
her baby shower, walked over, took the mic and said, hey,
we love you guys, but we're not doing this today.
Oh please keep today focused on the baby. Will help
you celebrate properly soon, and I promise.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The room went dead quiet.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Her boyfriend or her brother's girlfriend looked mortified, and she
kind of went to the bathroom. Her brother got angry,
said that he was embarrassed, and then he left and
the rest of the show was very awkward, and even afterwards,
a few family members said that she did the right
thing and that proposals at other people's.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Events events are tacky.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Yeah, so you know the night that night, the family
group chats blowing up Mom's saying that she's controlling and
that like they made the surprise and all this stuff,
and she's like, no, I literally told my brother I
don't want him doing this and then he ruined any Yeah,
so you know, I think we can all probably agree
(06:17):
that she's not a jerk for grabbing the mic and
saying no, right, I think we all agree about that part.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
She's not a jerk, not a jerk.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I don't know she's a jerk.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
On she already said no to her brother, Yeah, okay,
but she continues on to say, this is where she
wants to know she's a jerk. The next morning, she
sent her brother an IT device request to cover half
of the hall and extra drinks since he tried to,
in his words, make.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
It all a day two wow.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
And I said, if he wanted to use the party
as his proposal venue, he could help pay for it.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
The only reason I think she should have let him
carry it out so that way she could say, well,
since you made.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It your your event. No, yeah, but since she put
it into it, it doesn't make sense. That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think that, well, he obviously hasn't paid, and now
he's like being petty and not talking to her and
all that stuff. So I think it was just like
her extra job to be like, you're a jerk, and
she probably doesn't expect him to pay, but she's wondering
if she's a jerk for sending him.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The item of IZEI.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
They both sound like a couple of jerks, honestly, because
if my sister or my brother said, hey, baby shower,
can I propose to my girlfriend, every.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Be like, yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know what, I love you, it's your fans. Whatever.
At a wedding is a different story because all the
pokes should be on the romance of the couple, not
the romance of couple. Number b let number two, number three.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I disagree.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
I think an event is for that set of venge
and it's not made to be taken away from the
people being celebrated, even if it's not like it's still
loved a baby being born.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Unlets you know at my funeral, vont you can propose
to Alyssa at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So now I have the clearance because it was already
in motion.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, as soon as.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
They wheeled you away, they're gonna bring the arch to
me and her.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The wedding's actually happening.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I mean, we rented the hall, save a lot of money.
We've got t.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
See. What annoys me about this this situation that Jenny's
talking about, is that you banked on like all of
these people that you know and love being at this
event for someone else and be like, well, all of
my family and friends are here, so I might as
well propose here, so that you didn't do any of
the work in getting those people to be in one spa.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And so it's like, I feel like, do your own job.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Get the people to show up if you want to
propose to a different event, because you're just banking on
someone else doing the work for you so that you
can then make it about you, which is dumb. Right.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
In the original Reddit poster, she did mention that her
brother's girlfriend messaged her privately afterwards, apologizing and saying she
had no idea that the brother was planning on doing
that the girlfriend who would have been a fiance at
that point, and she also said that she didn't she
didn't want her proposal tied to the baby shower, like
she would have rather beent its.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Own thing herself.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
So clearly the brother was like in it for himself completely,
and I really just don't think that I don't know,
I mean, she he was already told no by his sister.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And then scene, I mean, after he's down on one note, Rinku.
It's like, Okay, it's too late. Now, we're going to
talk about this later.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
I mean, I wouldn't make a scene about it, But
I don't think she's a jerk for doing it. I
think she's the jerk for then sending a bill for
it when she didn't even allow it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
To move forward.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
They each other.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That part is kind of.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Like it sounds like they just don't get it.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And I was like, well, how older are they?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
She's twenty nine, her brother is twenty six, so the
you know, not young but young.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, thank you, Jenny. It is one on one point
three kd WB. War of the Roses, kind of a
spicy version coming up in a minute.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Stay here Pulse of Tinseltown, Dave's Dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Let's see what we got here. Joe Jonas is given
a speech. I'm not really sure this situation here, but
he's given a speech about messing his pants in middle school.
Here is a short clip of Joe Jonas middle school pants.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Look at me now, So if you're out there in
your pants at school, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
One day you can become a Jonahs fo okay, good news, Okay,
did you ever ask your pants in school?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Dave, No, I never did. I never threw up, I
never messed my pants, I never peed my pants. I
never did anything like that.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know, I almost choked and died when I was
in fourth grade. I had a piece of candy. It
was called toxic waste. It's like a hard sour candy
and I ate it. I was in fourth grade and
I started choking on it. Oh, shout out miss Ward.
She was like the assistant teacher. She gave me the
heimlick down the hall to the nurse. I started turning blue,
but I coughed it up thanks to her.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Whoa well here to data to tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You know what's scary is like the idea that you
know because you can choke on food, but you can
choke on it by yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What if I'm sitting there having a hot pocket and
eat a hot pocket. I'm watching Netflix and all of
a sudden I start choking. What am I gonna do?
Call Bay? I mean I can't talk. Yeah, what do
you give the heimlick to yourself? You slug yourself in
the chair.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, you're supposed to like do it with a chair,
So like get up and find a chair and then
like you jab the chair into your I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Know, really, I didn't know that. I think that's what
you're supposed to do, but.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm not yea, but because i'd like to know, because
that I mean, if people choke around other people, then
then somebody comes over and gives them the hime lick.
And I know how to do that. But if I'm
choking by myself, what if I got what if I
got like milk dudge. I'm on eating milk duds and
one gets splodged in my gully.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Okay, if you're alone and choking, you have to seek
emergency help immediately, even if you're unable to speak.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Call nine one one.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Because then the emergency services can trace your call.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And while you're waiting, let's see.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
While you're waiting, you can use your hands or lean
against a firm object to apply pressure to the abdomen. However,
these techniques carry risks and should be considered only when
immediate medical help is not available.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Now, I'm terrifying going to die and choke about something
by myself.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He lived a good life. That makes no sense.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Chew your food, all right.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
The thing that you just read said while you're waiting,
I can't stand this videos Like that's like when you
jump out of a plane to land on your feet,
and it's like these things are not thinking, like you
don't have time to think about No, Well, let me
position my body this way while I'm waiting for the
ambulance because I'm choking.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, gosh, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You're right, though, Jinn, you gotta chew your food up,
because I've read somewhere that the piece of food, the
average sized piece of food that people choke on, is
the size of a box of cigarettes. That's what I've heard.
So you're taking a big old bite out of your
jersey mics, you can't chew it up, and you choke.
Take smaller bites, and good lord, it.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Helps with digestion and making yourself a little bit fuller, quicker.
You chew for longer periods of time. All right, Moving on,
If you were wondering, Bailey Jacob Alordie is not single. Oh,
it was on the red carpet at the Frankenstein premiere
with girlfriend Olivia Jade, So it appears that they are
dating again.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I know you really would love to date him.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I would love to date him. That man is tall
drink of water. He has tall there the water never
will happened.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I was I was the tall drink of water, all right. Uh.
The Coldplay kiss cam ordeal is still in the news.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Andrew Cabot is the husband of Kristen Cabot, who was
the woman in the cold Play kiss cam debacle, and
they are being said that, hey, they're getting a divorce
because of this thing that.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Happened, but he wants to settle this.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
He said, no, no, we have amicably separated, and our
decision to divorce was already underway prior to this moment.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So she was kind of cheating, but kind of wasn't
cheating Yu, they'd already worked out that they weren't going
to okay.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
But ok so, I guess like he's trying to save
face for her, which is kind of nice. Noble of him, Yes,
very noble of him. So that's that's the tea on
that Jesse Jay's in the dirt.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
She's been battling a breast cancer and so she's back
on stage and this is what she had to say.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So this song is called Living My Best Life, and
that is what I'm doing every single day because we
never know when our last day will be, so soak
this up. Hug the people you love hard, which is
a really good message. Hug the people you love hard.
And I'm glad that she's just living her life to
the mean. I think you should do that in general.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
But because you know she's going through this journey, good
for her doing everything she can.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Glad to hear that this is a guess. Brad Pitt
and a lot of celebrities do commercials in Europe and
TV commercials in Asia, whereas they wouldn't do them here
because it seems like selling out. Brad Pitt apparently is
doing a commercial I don't know if it's worldwide for
De Longi espresso machines. Here's a clip.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Turning on your the long key, I know, check your
beans done, then make your drink in just one touch
brado go oatside, take a good sip, and finally put
your fingers together and say perveeto very.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Close prefetto you're getting there the lungi.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
It's not just perfect, it's perfecto okay.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, Like Sylvester Stallone used to do commercials for canned
ham in Japan. Yeah, it can ham because you know,
over here we'd laugh at him, but over there it's like,
oh cool, that's nice. That's that's very cool. Speaking of commercials,
you remember the original Toutsi pops commercial? It is fifty
five years old. Here's a clip of the original cow.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
How do you get to the toty rold center of
a pop? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
I always end up.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So it goes on until the very end where it's like,
mister al, how many bites does it take to get
to the center of a tutsy roll? Totsy pop?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
One crunch?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, that's that's for count. That's the count. So here's
the they did. They remade this commercial for twenty twenty five.
Here is the new commercial.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Mister turtle, how many licks does it take to get
to the tutsial center of a Tutsi pop?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He never made it without biting?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Ask mister Owel, mister owl, how many licks does it
take to get to the tutsiro center of what Tutsi pop?
Let's find out one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
How many licks does it take to get to the
tutsiro center of a Tutzi pop? The world? They never know?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Genius marketing genius.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We remember it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
We're always on the enter. How many licks does it?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Can you ever get to? You don't lick a TOUTSI
pop your mouth, you suck the TUTSI and then you eventually,
if your patient, you get to the center. Once I
get to the center, then I'm free to buy it.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Then I'm biting it. Yeah, like crazy. I know. I
actually prefer blow pops.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And the gum inside of blow pops, no inferior gum center.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, back in the day. I haven't had one in
a while, though.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Trust me, I had a blow pop up when I
was in Sturges. I stopped at a gas station and
I thought, oh, blowp pop sounds really good. It's fine
until you get to the gum. The gum is in
fear your gum and a blow pop.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You said, the blowpop sounds really good. Right now you
bought wird?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
What a weird thing to say when there's nerds gummy
clusters right there?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh combos, Well, I got it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's not the only thing I got. I got some
Tootsie Pops. Yeah, because I'd.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Get you crazy if I was that attendant and just
all I see you buy as a grown man with.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Really sweetheart pops so good. They're so good.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Wait, sweetheart pop like lollipops.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, they're they're they're giants. Sweethearts on a stick?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Are they chewy?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No? No, but chewy sweethearts so on my radar a
couple of months ago.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Those are the ropes that you like.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The sweetheart ropes are relationship too, but chewy sweethearts are
really good too.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Okay, when you were gone last week, I had told
Bailey and Vaughn Tew there's like a party pack of
Nerds gummy clusters you can get from Costco.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I bought it. Yeah, I can't control myself.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
I bought it for my trip up to the Up
and I was eating those every single day and I
and it lasts a while. Yeah, but it's like a
half you can get from Costco. It's like the greatest
deal you'll ever see on Nerds coming clusters. And I
swear I should just go buy a bunch for future
road trips. So because it's going to be one of
those things where Costco has it for a little bit
and then it's gone.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, I leave it in my car, so I only
eat it when I'm in my car. Oh that's smart,
smart art all.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Right, that's a dirt. It is proudly presented by six
point two injured Heimer and Lammer's Injury Law
Vikings won last night. That's good news. So with the
Gophers big blowout win on Saturday, Minnesota's Minnesota sports teams
are doing okay. So I mean, you know, not bad,
go right.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I have on a Twins jersey today.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
That's the closest I'll get to having the Vikings colors
have ever been a fan of, Like, I love purple,
but purple yellow.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
You know I base everything myself colored. Yeah, no, no,
I totally get the kid. It's a little surprising, you
know nothing. You did never play sports when you were
a kid.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Not. I love dodgeball. I will beat a I'll beat
somebody's done dodgeball.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
But you never played like Little League or like Pop
Warner football or not at all.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
And that's why I said a couple of minutes ago,
I would love to just kind of learn a little
bit because I feel like I missed out on that.
And if when I have kids eventually, I want them
to have something to base it off of, like like, oh,
good job, Plug throwing the ball, and it's gonna be
like dad, this is a tug of war.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, we weren't really a sports family either, Alison. For
the first time in any of our family or a
jersey with her name on the back of it where
she played volleyball for Chaska, and I was like, that's
my girl.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
We did it.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I mean I tried to read a book about football
so I could learn about it because my mom was
really into it.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I think I got like two chapters in and I
was like, well, I'm good.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I'm gonna go read Harry Potter again or something not
a tracking.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
All right, it's KTWB. We'll be back in a second.
We're gonna do Oh my gosh, I think my dog
Bernie is supposed to call. Well, this should be a
lot of fun. Next on, Katie WB.
Speaker 5 (01:32):
We can love of things.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
We know, we can go forever to you lost it out.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
It's one on one point three kd WBH. Maybe you've
heard me talk about my dog Bernie. Bernie is my boy.
He's a rescue poodle and he is two years old.
He is adorable. I think you yeah, it's yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
Well we're gonna who's we got the phones bringing?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Oh it is it is. Let me let me grab that.
Let's see here. Hello, O Katie you dad.
Speaker 6 (02:09):
A sleep Bernard? Your son?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Oh hi, hi Bernie.
Speaker 7 (02:14):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
People like when you call the show. I think it's
kind of dumb. But you yeah, you what's up? Burn?
Speaker 6 (02:19):
Of course you gum, you don't remember me. You lived
in Colorado?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
No, no, I was in Colorado for a couple of days.
Speaker 6 (02:27):
Okay, tell you only like Australian cattle dogs and whiner
ironers because they are so good on the true what
this is the Colorado trill? I know you had another
dog with you on that trail, DoD Yeah, Susan showed
me all the videos. There was clearly a dog panting
(02:49):
in the dackground.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
You know that was actually that was that was me
panting really hard in the background.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
You know, are you surprised to get out? Well, you
know what, I did a lot of stuff when you
were gone.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You did a lot of stuff while I was gone.
Speaker 6 (03:05):
Yeah, it was not the screw. So I set my
mind to learning some new things. Okay, like what okay
if you complete that? Okay, sick? Sick?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Oh you mean me? Oh okay? Well yeah, I'm sitting down, Okay, okay,
I'm not gonna stay, not gonna stay.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
No what he failed?
Speaker 6 (03:36):
No, he's been turning along.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
Thanks, Bernie, Well I got.
Speaker 6 (03:41):
It, ran. Susan's gonna teach me something called gimme curse.
I don't know what that is, but she says she's
been itching for some term. Since you never give it up.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Go ahead and give her the dog. That's fine with me.
Speaker 6 (03:55):
Before I go, I forgot to tell you.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
But I love you.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Thanks, Bernie. Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
All right today.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
I'm gonna ask you, guys if this person's a jerk
with their situation at their baby shower. So, this woman
was having a baby shower. She planned a small, mixed
baby shower in town with her family and all that
good stuff.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Well, a week before.
Speaker 7 (04:23):
The shower, her brother texts her and asks if he
could propose to his girlfriend during the party, because you know,
the whole family is.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Going to be there.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, right, okay, Well she.
Speaker 7 (04:34):
Told him no, and I said I'd be thrilled. She
said she'd be thrilled to help plan something special literally
any other day, but.
Speaker 5 (04:42):
I wanted the shower to be about, you know, the baby.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
And so he got upset a little bit, and then
he got their mom involved, who said it would be
so lovely and two birds one stone, and once again
she had said no, and she thought that that was
the end of it well, baby shower comes along, uh oh, toasts.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Her mom gets up, calls her.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Brother up to say a few words, and he starts
talking about love and family, and then she sees him
pat his pocket.
Speaker 5 (05:12):
He turns to his girlfriend and starts to go.
Speaker 7 (05:14):
Down on one knee, and this woman stood up at
her baby shower, walked over, took the mic and said, hey,
we love you guys, but we're not doing this today.
Oh please keep today focused on the baby. Will help
you celebrate properly soon, and I promise.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
The room went dead quiet.
Speaker 7 (05:35):
Her boyfriend or her brother's girlfriend looked mortified, and she
kind of went to the bathroom. Her brother got angry,
said that he was embarrassed, and then he left and
the rest of the show was very awkward, and even afterwards,
a few family members said that she did the right
thing and that proposals at other people's.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Events events are tacky.
Speaker 7 (05:56):
Yeah, so you know the night that night, the family
group chats blowing up Mom's saying that she's controlling and
that like they made the surprise and all this stuff,
and she's like, no, I literally told my brother I
don't want him doing this and then he ruined any Yeah,
so you know, I think we can all probably agree
(06:17):
that she's not a jerk for grabbing the mic and
saying no, right, I think we all agree about that part.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
She's not a jerk, not a jerk.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
I don't know she's a jerk.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (06:26):
On she already said no to her brother, Yeah, okay,
but she continues on to say, this is where she
wants to know she's a jerk. The next morning, she
sent her brother an IT device request to cover half
of the hall and extra drinks since he tried to,
in his words, make.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
It all a day two wow.
Speaker 7 (06:45):
And I said, if he wanted to use the party
as his proposal venue, he could help pay for it.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
The only reason I think she should have let him
carry it out so that way she could say, well,
since you made.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It your your event. No, yeah, but since she put
it into it, it doesn't make sense. That's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 7 (07:01):
I think that, well, he obviously hasn't paid, and now
he's like being petty and not talking to her and
all that stuff. So I think it was just like
her extra job to be like, you're a jerk, and
she probably doesn't expect him to pay, but she's wondering
if she's a jerk for sending him.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
The item of IZEI.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
They both sound like a couple of jerks, honestly, because
if my sister or my brother said, hey, baby shower,
can I propose to my girlfriend, every.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Be like, yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
You know what, I love you, it's your fans. Whatever.
At a wedding is a different story because all the
pokes should be on the romance of the couple, not
the romance of couple. Number b let number two, number three.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
I disagree.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
I think an event is for that set of venge
and it's not made to be taken away from the
people being celebrated, even if it's not like it's still
loved a baby being born.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Unlets you know at my funeral, vont you can propose
to Alyssa at my funeral.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
So now I have the clearance because it was already
in motion.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Yeah, as soon as.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
They wheeled you away, they're gonna bring the arch to
me and her.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
The wedding's actually happening.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I mean, we rented the hall, save a lot of money.
We've got t.
Speaker 4 (08:06):
See. What annoys me about this this situation that Jenny's
talking about, is that you banked on like all of
these people that you know and love being at this
event for someone else and be like, well, all of
my family and friends are here, so I might as
well propose here, so that you didn't do any of
the work in getting those people to be in one spa.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
And so it's like, I feel like, do your own job.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
Get the people to show up if you want to
propose to a different event, because you're just banking on
someone else doing the work for you so that you
can then make it about you, which is dumb. Right.
Speaker 7 (08:39):
In the original Reddit poster, she did mention that her
brother's girlfriend messaged her privately afterwards, apologizing and saying she
had no idea that the brother was planning on doing
that the girlfriend who would have been a fiance at
that point, and she also said that she didn't she
didn't want her proposal tied to the baby shower, like
she would have rather beent its.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Own thing herself.
Speaker 7 (09:00):
So clearly the brother was like in it for himself completely,
and I really just don't think that I don't know,
I mean, she he was already told no by his sister.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
And then scene, I mean, after he's down on one note, Rinku.
It's like, Okay, it's too late. Now, we're going to
talk about this later.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (09:19):
I mean, I wouldn't make a scene about it, But
I don't think she's a jerk for doing it. I
think she's the jerk for then sending a bill for
it when she didn't even allow it.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
To move forward.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
They each other.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
That part is kind of.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Like it sounds like they just don't get it.
Speaker 5 (09:33):
And I was like, well, how older are they?
Speaker 7 (09:34):
She's twenty nine, her brother is twenty six, so the
you know, not young but young.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
Okay, thank you, Jenny. It is one on one point
three kd WB. War of the Roses, kind of a
spicy version coming up in a minute.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Stay here Pulse of Tinseltown, Dave's Dirt on kd w B.
Speaker 1 (09:55):
Let's see what we got here. Joe Jonas is given
a speech. I'm not really sure this situation here, but
he's given a speech about messing his pants in middle school.
Here is a short clip of Joe Jonas middle school pants.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Look at me now, So if you're out there in
your pants at school, it's okay.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
One day you can become a Jonahs fo okay, good news, Okay,
did you ever ask your pants in school?
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Dave, No, I never did. I never threw up, I
never messed my pants, I never peed my pants. I
never did anything like that.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
You know, I almost choked and died when I was
in fourth grade. I had a piece of candy. It
was called toxic waste. It's like a hard sour candy
and I ate it. I was in fourth grade and
I started choking on it. Oh, shout out miss Ward.
She was like the assistant teacher. She gave me the
heimlick down the hall to the nurse. I started turning blue,
but I coughed it up thanks to her.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Whoa well here to data to tell the tale.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
You know what's scary is like the idea that you
know because you can choke on food, but you can
choke on it by yourself.
Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
What if I'm sitting there having a hot pocket and
eat a hot pocket. I'm watching Netflix and all of
a sudden I start choking. What am I gonna do?
Call Bay? I mean I can't talk. Yeah, what do
you give the heimlick to yourself? You slug yourself in
the chair.
Speaker 4 (11:05):
Yeah, you're supposed to like do it with a chair,
So like get up and find a chair and then
like you jab the chair into your I don't.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Know, really, I didn't know that. I think that's what
you're supposed to do, but.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm not yea, but because i'd like to know, because
that I mean, if people choke around other people, then
then somebody comes over and gives them the hime lick.
And I know how to do that. But if I'm
choking by myself, what if I got what if I
got like milk dudge. I'm on eating milk duds and
one gets splodged in my gully.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
Oh, here we go.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
Okay, if you're alone and choking, you have to seek
emergency help immediately, even if you're unable to speak.
Speaker 2 (11:37):
Call nine one one.
Speaker 4 (11:39):
Because then the emergency services can trace your call.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
And while you're waiting, let's see.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
While you're waiting, you can use your hands or lean
against a firm object to apply pressure to the abdomen. However,
these techniques carry risks and should be considered only when
immediate medical help is not available.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Now, I'm terrifying going to die and choke about something
by myself.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
He lived a good life. That makes no sense.
Speaker 5 (12:00):
Chew your food, all right.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
The thing that you just read said while you're waiting,
I can't stand this videos Like that's like when you
jump out of a plane to land on your feet,
and it's like these things are not thinking, like you
don't have time to think about No, Well, let me
position my body this way while I'm waiting for the
ambulance because I'm choking.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Yeah, gosh, so dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
You're right, though, Jinn, you gotta chew your food up,
because I've read somewhere that the piece of food, the
average sized piece of food that people choke on, is
the size of a box of cigarettes. That's what I've heard.
So you're taking a big old bite out of your
jersey mics, you can't chew it up, and you choke.
Take smaller bites, and good lord, it.
Speaker 7 (12:36):
Helps with digestion and making yourself a little bit fuller, quicker.
You chew for longer periods of time. All right, Moving on,
If you were wondering, Bailey Jacob Alordie is not single. Oh,
it was on the red carpet at the Frankenstein premiere
with girlfriend Olivia Jade, So it appears that they are
dating again.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
And I know you really would love to date him.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
I would love to date him. That man is tall
drink of water. He has tall there the water never
will happened.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
I was I was the tall drink of water, all right. Uh.
The Coldplay kiss cam ordeal is still in the news.
Speaker 4 (13:12):
Andrew Cabot is the husband of Kristen Cabot, who was
the woman in the cold Play kiss cam debacle, and
they are being said that, hey, they're getting a divorce
because of this thing that.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Happened, but he wants to settle this.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
He said, no, no, we have amicably separated, and our
decision to divorce was already underway prior to this moment.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So she was kind of cheating, but kind of wasn't
cheating Yu, they'd already worked out that they weren't going
to okay.
Speaker 4 (13:42):
But ok so, I guess like he's trying to save
face for her, which is kind of nice. Noble of him, Yes,
very noble of him. So that's that's the tea on
that Jesse Jay's in the dirt.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
She's been battling a breast cancer and so she's back
on stage and this is what she had to say.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
So this song is called Living My Best Life, and
that is what I'm doing every single day because we
never know when our last day will be, so soak
this up. Hug the people you love hard, which is
a really good message. Hug the people you love hard.
And I'm glad that she's just living her life to
the mean. I think you should do that in general.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
But because you know she's going through this journey, good
for her doing everything she can.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Glad to hear that this is a guess. Brad Pitt
and a lot of celebrities do commercials in Europe and
TV commercials in Asia, whereas they wouldn't do them here
because it seems like selling out. Brad Pitt apparently is
doing a commercial I don't know if it's worldwide for
De Longi espresso machines. Here's a clip.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
Turning on your the long key, I know, check your
beans done, then make your drink in just one touch
brado go oatside, take a good sip, and finally put
your fingers together and say perveeto very.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Close prefetto you're getting there the lungi.
Speaker 8 (15:07):
It's not just perfect, it's perfecto okay.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Yeah, Like Sylvester Stallone used to do commercials for canned
ham in Japan. Yeah, it can ham because you know,
over here we'd laugh at him, but over there it's like,
oh cool, that's nice. That's that's very cool. Speaking of commercials,
you remember the original Toutsi pops commercial? It is fifty
five years old. Here's a clip of the original cow.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
How do you get to the toty rold center of
a pop? I don't know.
Speaker 7 (15:36):
I always end up.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
So it goes on until the very end where it's like,
mister al, how many bites does it take to get
to the center of a tutsy roll? Totsy pop?
Speaker 2 (15:45):
One crunch?
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, that's that's for count. That's the count. So here's
the they did. They remade this commercial for twenty twenty five.
Here is the new commercial.
Speaker 8 (16:03):
Mister turtle, how many licks does it take to get
to the tutsial center of a Tutsi pop?
Speaker 1 (16:08):
He never made it without biting?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Ask mister Owel, mister owl, how many licks does it
take to get to the tutsiro center of what Tutsi pop?
Let's find out one, two, three?
Speaker 1 (16:23):
How many licks does it take to get to the
tutsiro center of a Tutzi pop? The world? They never know?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Genius marketing genius.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
We remember it.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
We're always on the enter. How many licks does it?
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Can you ever get to? You don't lick a TOUTSI
pop your mouth, you suck the TUTSI and then you eventually,
if your patient, you get to the center. Once I
get to the center, then I'm free to buy it.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
Then I'm biting it. Yeah, like crazy. I know. I
actually prefer blow pops.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
And the gum inside of blow pops, no inferior gum center.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Yeah, back in the day. I haven't had one in
a while, though.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Trust me, I had a blow pop up when I
was in Sturges. I stopped at a gas station and
I thought, oh, blowp pop sounds really good. It's fine
until you get to the gum. The gum is in
fear your gum and a blow pop.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
You said, the blowpop sounds really good. Right now you
bought wird?
Speaker 4 (17:14):
What a weird thing to say when there's nerds gummy
clusters right there?
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh combos, Well, I got it.
Speaker 1 (17:21):
It's not the only thing I got. I got some
Tootsie Pops. Yeah, because I'd.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Get you crazy if I was that attendant and just
all I see you buy as a grown man with.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
Really sweetheart pops so good. They're so good.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Wait, sweetheart pop like lollipops.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Yeah, they're they're they're giants. Sweethearts on a stick?
Speaker 5 (17:36):
Are they chewy?
Speaker 1 (17:37):
No? No, but chewy sweethearts so on my radar a
couple of months ago.
Speaker 2 (17:41):
Those are the ropes that you like.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
The sweetheart ropes are relationship too, but chewy sweethearts are
really good too.
Speaker 7 (17:47):
Okay, when you were gone last week, I had told
Bailey and Vaughn Tew there's like a party pack of
Nerds gummy clusters you can get from Costco.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
I bought it. Yeah, I can't control myself.
Speaker 7 (17:56):
I bought it for my trip up to the Up
and I was eating those every single day and I
and it lasts a while. Yeah, but it's like a
half you can get from Costco. It's like the greatest
deal you'll ever see on Nerds coming clusters. And I
swear I should just go buy a bunch for future
road trips. So because it's going to be one of
those things where Costco has it for a little bit
and then it's gone.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
Yeah, I leave it in my car, so I only
eat it when I'm in my car. Oh that's smart,
smart art all.
Speaker 1 (18:20):
Right, that's a dirt. It is proudly presented by six
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