9am Hour - Testosterone

We hear about more ways you've injured yourself, 4 ways to be a good roommate, and more!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I was trying to fix something that chases house my
son in Phoenix last weekend, and I had a pair
of pliers. It was like a leather man, and a
leather man unfolds into like a multi tool and its
plyers and I was I pinched the mother f out
of my thumb. Oh, and it hurts so bad, and
it's I still got a little red mark on my thumb.
It's much better now. Dumb ways you hurt yourself? What

(00:20):
dumb way did you hurt yourself?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Actually, last night I was seeing theater for the French
Festival and I was waving at somebody on a staircase
and as I was waving, I lost balance and I
fell face first under the stairs.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
Goodness, is that what happened?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, that's why I look like this. I just fell
right on my face.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
But I I said, this was last night. What about
the days before?

Speaker 4 (00:41):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Stop shay, What dumbway did you hurt yourself?

Speaker 5 (00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (00:44):
One time I was slicing some cheese in the middle
of the night for a little snack, and the knife
fell and stabbed me right on MotoE and cut MotoE
a little bit ouch.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
And I'm not there at all.

Speaker 1 (00:56):
We brought this up on the show yesterday, and we
had so many people that we did iman that everybody
has a story about a dumb way you hurt yourself.
Not like you know, you like fell out of the
swing set when you were like ten and broke your collarbone,
but if you're twenty four and fell out of the
swing set, and now that's funny. Yeah, now it's funny.

Speaker 7 (01:15):
Now it's a freshman in high school, I was in
the band locker rooms getting ready to go home for
the day, and one of my guy friends started tickling
me and I flailed my arms, hit my wrist on
a trombone case and fractured the bone in my wrist
and had to have a cast for weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
Oh, because you're flailing and you hit the trombone case,
youch all right? We get phone calls too, in addition
to the talkback, you can call, you can text, you
can use the talkback feature. Let's go to Robert. Hi, Robert,
what dumb way did you injure yourself?

Speaker 8 (01:48):
Well?

Speaker 9 (01:49):
I was jump starting my wave runner on my lake
and the jump you know, the battery you know, charger
was on the dock, but it was on a two
hundred and twenty amp Jumpstart feature. Now I was in
the water and my arm got all wet in some
reason that that dampness got in contact with the jump

(02:10):
you know, the little you know thing that you click
on the positive and negative terminal. Yeah, and I was
shocked so badly that I screamed so loud that I'm
sure my neighbors up there thought, oh my god, what
the heck is that? And then it triggered. It tripped
a GFI, a ground fault interrupt or whatever that is.
So the power got cut off, so I got stopped

(02:30):
being shocked, which saved me, I believe.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Wow. Was that like the worst pain you've ever felt?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (02:38):
Yeah, it was so bad. I mean I was like whoa,
I mean I was. I couldn't move.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Did you light up like Wiley Coyote in Robert Glad?
You're okay? Thanks for the story. Have a good day.
Dixie is up next, Dixie? Good morning? How did you
hurt yourself?

Speaker 10 (02:57):
Good morning? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (02:58):
So I went to the Billy Eilish start last November,
and I was always.

Speaker 10 (03:02):
Walking back to my seats. The concert was starting, so
I was like looking to my left where the auditorium
was and as I looked forward, I had like a
split second to react and I couldn't. But there was
a row of seats, probably like five or six seats
facing the stadium. So I hit like the side of them,
and I tore my ACL, MCL, PCL and my meniscus

(03:24):
and I'd have like major reconstructive surgery. I'd have another
surgery just for the scar tissue. Recently lots of you know,
lots of physical therapy. But i'd say it, I'm like
ninety five percent now.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
So but okay, of course they had to carry you
out on a stretcher and you missed the whole show, Yes, exactly.
And there's that just to make it even worse.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Dear Billy, I'm thank you, Dixie.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
We had a bunch of talkbacks too.

Speaker 11 (03:53):
I hurt myself in a dumb way by running into
a tree, like with my feet. Was jokingly like, oh
this is where I to my friends because I sat
after a breakup and looking back at them, I turned
looked forward and then I just smashed my face in
the tree. I'd go to the hospital and my face

(04:13):
is pretty missed.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Ah Okay, now these all have titles. I have one
called Baby oil slice. Are you interested? Yeah, A slide slide? Okay,
slide game Morning show crew.

Speaker 12 (04:25):
I'm calling about the stupid way I hurt myself. I
was at a house boat way up north and there
was a hot hub and a big slide going off
the top, and I thought, God.

Speaker 5 (04:35):
It would be a great idea to baby oil that
plastic slide before I went down, so I could go
a little bit faster. So I put baby oil on.
I flew up and halfway down, I flew way up.

Speaker 8 (04:45):
In the air and landed on the.

Speaker 13 (04:47):
Thick plastic side of the slide, right on my tailbone,
right before I plopped.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
My phone cut her off.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Oh my god, before I popped myself.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
No, here's one call snowblower incident.

Speaker 14 (05:01):
You ready, Yes, So this wasn't the dumb way that
I injured myself, but it's a dumb way that my
dad injured himself. He was out snow blowing and clogged
the snowblower and he forgot to turn it off before
reaching down the chute to turn it off. Nope, once
the clog cleared, it turned back on and cut off
three of his fingers, spitting them off into the middle

(05:23):
of the yard. He had to go find them, put
them on ice yep, and bring them to the doctor
to get him sewed back on.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
How does he play clarinet? Now? I mean that'd be really,
really tough. Only two notes. Were they able to reattach it?
That's what I'm curious about.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Thankfully they fell into the snow.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Thankfully they did. All right, here's another one.

Speaker 6 (05:46):
Hey y'all.

Speaker 12 (05:46):
This is Amanda from Brooklyn Center Home up Slims on
sixty nine in Brooklyn Boulevard. I hurt myself so bad
one time. I was riding with my friend on her
bike and she give me a buck. I was sitting
on a back seat and we hit a bump and
I fell and instead of just letting go, I held on.

(06:07):
And I got such bad road rash from the tires
and then threw up everywhere from the paint and a
chillery store.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Whoa em.

Speaker 3 (06:14):
Oh funny.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
So instead of letting go, she held on.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Oh this is like a cartoon.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
So instead of you fell off the bike, you're holding on.
What's dragging you down the road? Is that what happened?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
They're bumping along?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh gosh, God, bless your soul.

Speaker 4 (06:27):
Okay, next one, So actually just a couple of days ago,
I was walking into cup Foods and caught my big
toe with the bottom of the manual door walked in.

Speaker 15 (06:39):
They wanted to give me a bandy, and I was like, no,
I'm gonna need more than that. Felt like I was
going to pass out, so they had to call the
ambulance to make sure my vitals were okay, And after
all was said and done, I ended up with five
stitches and a glued on nail.

Speaker 1 (06:56):
Oh y, if one day, I hope it never happens
to you. You have pain so bad it makes you
sick to your stomach. I had that one time. I
was learning to snowboard at Highland and I fell so
hard that I laid there and I just felt nauseous
because the pain was so bad Land.

Speaker 6 (07:16):
I felt that honestly, when I was going through physical
therapy with my wrist after I had surgery, she would
be like throwing a town at it, and I felt
sick like I was going to puke.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
By the way, follow up, I confirm I can confirm
my dad's fingers do work again. He lost some feeling
in him, but they do work. Can you imagine going
to find your fingers in the snow rushing down. I
wonder if you go to the emergency room with your
fingers in a bowl of ice, if they get you
in right away, or it's like, Okay, you're gonna sit
here for abounch seven hours. They probably got him in
right away right away. I sure have so a bunch
of text messages which is randomly read. One I tried

(07:49):
jumping onto my boyfriend's back.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
He ducked.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
I flew into the wall and got a black eye,
and there's now a dent in the wall. I love it.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
The dumb way I injured myself was I kept itching
a mosquito bite on my leg and caused it to bleed.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
The next day, I went into a lake superior and
got a.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Bad infection same legs landed myself in the hospital.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
For a week. Don't scratch your mosquito bites, folks.

Speaker 11 (08:12):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
I was at a bowling alley with friends.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
We all got a little competitive and I tried to
bear hug a friend of mine from behind, but we
both slipped on the bowling alley floor and I landed
on the ball return and broke a couple of riduch.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
It was horrible.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
That shocked me.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
The first time I ever found out that the floor
in the bowling alley is.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Slippery, incredibly slippery once you get past.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, no idea. I would run in and was
like squirre, like.

Speaker 1 (08:36):
A yes, a bunch of these. Everybody's got a story
about the dumb way you injured yourself. Get a couple
of more talk backs. Let's try this one.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
So I've got a permanent cankle for the rest of
my life. Yea, because I decided it was a great
idea to raise my friend after bar clothes down the street.
I was wearing heels and he was keeping up with me,
and I want to to not lose, so I pushed
extra hard, went down extra hard, rolled my ankle. It's
still messed up, probably gonna be for the rest of

(09:08):
my life.

Speaker 3 (09:09):
Oh what was I thinking?

Speaker 1 (09:11):
But you sound so happy?

Speaker 8 (09:12):
Yeah, what a positive attitude about like a Jenny injury.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
You got one more. Gail is on the phone. Hi, Gail,
we're talking about dumb ways you injured yourself. What do
you got, Gail? Good morning morning.

Speaker 13 (09:23):
So I was getting into my car and I thought
I saw a spider and I was opening the door
and I ran into the door and smashed my face
and knocked myself out and then I have a scar
into I had two black eyes.

Speaker 10 (09:34):
But the worst part my sister says, are.

Speaker 13 (09:37):
You gonna get off the ground.

Speaker 9 (09:38):
We're gonna be late for the movie?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
Can you hurl? That's funny? Thank you, Gail. That's it.
We could go on with these all day, but we
got to get on with our lives. Thanks for all those,
We appreciate it. Manda Ra what is today Friday? Friday?
The Friday Dance Party on kd WB. I say, if
you're working from home, you got your computer on whatever,
get up, move around. If you're in traffic, then being

(10:02):
dance in your car, get up on the bus, get
up at the office. Whatever. The dance party is on KDWB.
So you just commented best dance mix ever. So thank
you to the KTWB DJs for slapping that together. It
is KDWB on the day of Ryan in the Morning Show.

(10:23):
Next week, I'm going to be in Sturgis at the
Big Biker Rally. I do have a leather vest that
I bought an ill advice purchase because I am not
a leather vest kind of a guy. But it's got
a big it's got a skull on the back and
he's holding a pistol. So yeah, it is so not me,
but kind of it's kind of like Halloween when you
are when you go to Sturgis, you can be somebody
that you're not. So I'm going to wear the leather

(10:44):
vest with my farmer's tan. Yeah, and a lot of
sunscreen and right around in Sturges and be a badass
for a couple of days. Probably go to the full
throttle saloon, go see jackal Any of these words are
It's fine. I'm just anyway. Follow me on Instagram because
I will be posting from there. I know it's no Iceland, Jenny, but.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
You know around beautiful landscape, black Hills, read the bad
Lands like what it.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Really is beautiful? Follow me, Dave, Ryan k D. Jenny's
been on Reddit.

Speaker 6 (11:19):
So, Dave, is that vest? Is it the last thing
you've purchased?

Speaker 1 (11:23):
Oh god, no, I got that tennis years ago. Oh okay, okay, okay,
the last thing I purchased?

Speaker 6 (11:28):
No, okay, Well I want you to think about that
because on Reddit today I just saw this question and
I was just a quick one of congratulations. You just
want a lifetime supply of the last thing you've bought.
What do you have for a lifetime now, So I'll
go first. Mine is bugspray. Okay, I will never have
to deal with bug bites again, even though sometimes you
still get bit with bugspray. But my lifetime supply is

(11:51):
bug spray. And Jenny's been on Reddit's brought to you
by Mary and Jane. So if you guys need to
look at your credit card statements, or if you can
just remember maybe you were at the grocery store yesterday
or you swung by the mall.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Do do you know what your hot dogs?

Speaker 2 (12:04):
Mine's hot dogs? Okay, sorry, just came to me. Mineus
hot dogs. I would have a lifetime supply of hot dogs.
Really suits you, it does, and I think I would
be happy to have a lifetime supply of hot dogs.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Oh, personally, mine would be a dog toys.

Speaker 16 (12:19):
I went and bought our fossil dog Ava a couple
of toys because she keeps eating everything, and I just
posted pictures on my Instagram. I went to Walmart and
bought her two toys yesterday. Already ate them, already chewed
them up. So we're trying to figure out that phase
that's so funny.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
Such a little dog can destroy like a dog toy.

Speaker 16 (12:34):
Literally, we were on the balcony so we weren't looking
at her in the house, and she started chewing like
the frills and our pillows.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I posted that, and I showed.

Speaker 16 (12:39):
You guys yesterday, and now I bought her a dragon toy.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Bit it like.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's just this destroyed, gone, it's goner.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
So a bunch of dog toys would be with mine. Jenny,
all right, Dave, Mine is embarrassing. But I'm gonna go
ahead and tell you anyway, because I share pretty much
everything on the show. I got an ad in my
Instagram or Facebook for testosterone boosting capsules.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
And you bought them.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Hell yeah, I did. It's called why it's called Nugenics
Total Tea because it's supposed to, like, you know, it's
supposed to like help with testosterone because it goes production
goes down when you get older. It peaks like when
you're in your twenties, and then it goes down by
the time you're like fifty. It's half of the test test.
It's like women who don't produce estrogen, so then you
get hair on your face. That type of thing. Right,

(13:23):
but what do you need to Well, that's that's what
I read on the Facebook was like, it will help
your weight management, muscle mass, sex drives stress management, physical performance,
helps you sleep, stay active, and maintain a healthy diet.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Did you show any research on this before you decided
to purchases you felt.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
Your doctor I didn't need to. They had it in
the ad there on Facebook.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
They had it in the ad.

Speaker 16 (13:46):
All this money, and we still can't get him to
treat us to Benny Hannam.

Speaker 15 (13:50):
Maybe not.

Speaker 6 (13:50):
Maybe the three of us should just go through Dave's
house one day and do like an unboxing but not
really because it'll be open already, but like, oh, look
what we found in this room. Now, because they purchase
so much random things.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
It's not random, it's for my health and muscle mass.

Speaker 6 (14:03):
It is random by the fact that you got it
because of a targeted Facebook ad.

Speaker 1 (14:07):
Yeah, you do, total t It's highly recommended.

Speaker 6 (14:11):
It's like when all of the people from reality TV
shows go on and they're like, try this tummy tea
and your influence because you believe them, But really they're
just getting paid a lot of money to tell you
about it.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
I'm not getting paid anything. I paid full time.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I know you're not getting paid.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
You're Chloe kardash But I'm just saying that you're like
being bought by a Facebook ad.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
It works on me. I'm an easily persuaded person. You are,
But that's what I want.

Speaker 6 (14:32):
A lifetime supply of Some people texted in and said,
mine's either minus Caribou coffee minus a lifetime supplies of
a book.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
V No, that was about your bark Box.

Speaker 6 (14:44):
You should get her the bark Box toys.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Oh, I've never heard the like indestructible.

Speaker 6 (14:49):
I mean, I don't know anything, but bark Box is very,
very popular. A lot of people are saying it's coffee
for me, which I guess makes sense. It's like nine
thirty in the morning, so a lot of people probably
just went and got their coffee for the day.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
Think about it. That is the last thing I bought
was coffee.

Speaker 3 (15:02):
Coffee, coffee.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Then okay, just to be fair, because mine would then
almost be coffee. And another person said, a lifetime supply
of Midgy Brewing's German blonde O. You're gonna drunk thrust
your life.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
That's sounds delicious. Love it well. That Jenny's been on Reddit.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Brought to you by Mary and Jane, and if you
go to shop Maryandjane dot com, you can use the
code Jenny for twenty percent off your order.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Okay, coming up next, the Daily Bailey. What is on
your mind today?

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Bailey got four ways to be a great roommate.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Four ways to be a great roommate.

Speaker 3 (15:33):
Great roommate?

Speaker 1 (15:34):
All right, maybe you could use this. Chances are your
roommate could use this. We'll do it next on KATIEWB.
I'm Katie w B. Before we start with the Daily Bailey,
getting a little shout out because this is a big
deal because there's a family headed up north for a
little family vacation. Kayla Coda, Chris and Steph on their
way up north for a little family vacation. So have
a good time. And now the Daily Bailey.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
All right, I have four ways to be a great roommate.
I think we've all lived with somebody in our lives,
even if you're not just a regular roommate, and you
know you live with a partner, this counts ways to
be a great roommate. But I mean, I could tell
you the four ways, but I'd rather my friend who
Dave loves tell you.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
The four ways to be a roommate is you'll know.

Speaker 2 (16:24):
You'll know when you play play the audio, Davis is a.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
List of ways to be a great roommate.

Speaker 17 (16:32):
Number one doesn't interrupt their roommate when they're.

Speaker 1 (16:35):
Making that bear.

Speaker 3 (16:37):
No, that is a Bert.

Speaker 1 (16:38):
Oh it's Burt. Okay, it is Burt okay.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Videos. Number two keeps the apartment clean.

Speaker 17 (16:51):
Okay, come on in this way, this way they're getting
mud all over the Arnie. Number three a great roommate
keeps it quiet, Ernie, Ernie, Yes, Ernie, you did not

(17:17):
do any of the things on my list of ways
to be a great roommate, not a one.

Speaker 10 (17:22):
Well do you know?

Speaker 18 (17:22):
It's a terrific list there, Bert, But I think you
missed one.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
What you mean.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
Remembers to surprise your roommate surprise what I made you
this picture frame?

Speaker 18 (17:39):
Ernie?

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Did you have to use this picture?

Speaker 10 (17:42):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (17:43):
I think the colors really make you pop?

Speaker 10 (17:44):
Bert?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Any food, Roney and we're really hungry?

Speaker 17 (17:47):
Oh sure, hey, don't you see for dinner?

Speaker 2 (17:53):
And those are the four ways to be a great
roommate from Burton Ernie. And that as a reminder is
don't interrupt, keep it clean, be nice and quiet and
surprise your roommate on a regular basis.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
Well, we know Dave would be an awful roommate.

Speaker 6 (18:07):
Consider and as soon as the clip started and he
said don't interrupt, he literally literally.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
Boom, it's Bert. He literally said, hey, Bert.

Speaker 8 (18:15):
Literally totally one second after he realized that Bert, miss Piggy,
and Fozzy Bear are the same voice. I did know that,
also Ernie and Kermit are the same voice. Yes, I
didn't know that. I think I just realized that.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
Voice says also Yoda is you know they overlap there.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
First time I heard Yoda, I was like, that's miss
Piggy and that's Bert. Wait a second, I was because
I remember sitting in the theater and going that Yoda thing,
that's miss Piggy or Bert or whoever it is.

Speaker 3 (18:47):
Wait, WHOA.

Speaker 2 (18:48):
I think I'm a really great roommate to you day.
I here in this room because I never interrupt you.
I keep my corner clean, I'm nice and quiet, and
I gave you that sharp survival kit today.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
So that was kind of a surprise, very much.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Shout out to Collette and Jagger. Yegger. I'm not sure
how to say the name. I'm sure you get mispronunciations
a lot. We're on our way to Ikea this morning
listening to Katie WB and now listening to Tate mccraye
on the Dave Ryan Show. It is back. It is
the Presidential Fitness Test. I guess they have these back
no when I was a kid, because they instituted these

(19:21):
in the sixties to make kids healthier and nutrition and
that type of thing. So I will just refresh your
memory a little bit.

Speaker 18 (19:28):
Grand Pacer test does a multi stage aerobic capacity test
that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test
will begin on the word start on your mark, get ready.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Start okay, So you do a one mile run, push
ups and sit ups and flexibility tests. That started in
nineteen sixty six. It was phased out in twenty thirteen
when we decided that we're just gonna all just get fat.
Because it was in twenty thirteen we all looked at
each other and say, you want to get fat, right, Yeah?

(20:01):
I want to get fat. Yeah, let's all get fat.
So that's why I can't fit in the airplane seat
because I am enormous.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
Why what I hate those tests? I like the sound
of like.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
The bing I don't think I ever did that.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
Pretty oh I did me too, because we had to run,
like you had to put one hand on the gym
wall and then when it goes bing, you'd have to
run across the pacer though.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
That's yeah, but that's a part of this.

Speaker 1 (20:24):
I believe that's it.

Speaker 5 (20:25):
It is.

Speaker 6 (20:25):
I thought that was like a mile. We did the
pacer literally once a month.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
What's a pacer?

Speaker 6 (20:29):
That's what it was. It would start off slow, so
you'd go from one side of the gym to the
other and then slowly get faster. Okay, yeah, honestly, I
was like, actually pretty good at it is, so I
like doing it, but most people dropped out at like
twenty to thirty and I would usually get to like eighty.
But it's it gradually gets faster and faster. That's why
it's called the pacer.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
We would do that, and then we would do sit
ups where you had to have a partner hold your feet.
Oh yeah, yeah, and then we would do push ups.
And I always cheated at push ups because I can't
even do one. And I would lie and said I
did like four. I did not, but I would wait
until the church was turning out right, and then lie
about it.

Speaker 6 (21:05):
I didn't like the pull up test because you either
got to do pull ups like one at a time,
or you had to hold yourself up for like thirty seconds,
and so you just watch all of your classmates faces
get bright red for like thirty seconds straight.

Speaker 3 (21:16):
It was no longer. I hated that. It's really a
test of embarrassment. The whole, that whole, that whole thing
that you just read.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I hated it, h had I.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
I did have like a bit of a sexual awakening
when I was in elementary school and gym though, because
like I would climb the rope and like the rope
would like you know.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
We didn't have to climb the ropes. I have to
climb rope.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
Well, we saw other.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
People climb the rope, but like you, it was an option.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Yeah, So the rope was like my first experience of.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Feeling a little fun tingly feeling. And I was an.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Elementary you know, I never know what's going to come
out of your mouth.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
I mean, people can relate to this because I've talked
about it. When Tina and I did a podcast back
in the day. I talked about it on there, and
so many people message me and they're like, Jenny class rope.
I know exactly what you mean.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
I saw meme the other day that it was like
a black and white picture of a bunch of people
climbing the rope in gym class. They're climbing like three
stories up in the air, and it's like, back to
the time we climbed the rope three stories in gym
class with a one inch matt underneath us to save us.
Is like, Yep, that was one thing that I could do,
and I could still do it now. I climbed the
rope a year or so ago and I can still

(22:25):
do it, but it hurts like hell the next day
because you're pulling with one arm as you go up.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
So speaking of a sexual awakening and a big rope, apparently,
Liam Neeson reportedly has the biggest junk in Hollywood.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Have you heard this?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
They say that maybe Pamela Anderson has a type, but
it's even confirmed. In two thousand and six, Janice Dickinson
claimed Liam Neeson had the biggest peen of any man alive.

Speaker 3 (22:51):
I think I think I've heard that.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, really, they're like, oh, he's a notable member of
Hollywood's D List.

Speaker 19 (22:58):
D List.

Speaker 6 (23:02):
I'm reading an article. You're just like Dave. You don't
have to read everything that's put in front of you.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I am reporting on the news. Jennifer movies this weekend.
Bad Guys Too opens up this weekend, Naked Gun with
Liam Neeson, and also a horror movie called Together with
Dave Franco and Alison Bree.

Speaker 6 (23:21):
So apparently there's something known as the August blues, and
I think it speaks for itself. It's kind of signaling
the end of summer when August comes along, even though
I don't think so at all. I feel like summer
doesn't feel finale until.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Like Labor Day. It's like that weekend where like Labor
Day blues.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
I was saying this yesterday.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
I just feel like summer is flown by this year,
and I don't feel like most summers are like that
for me, and so I feel like it really has
gone fast. But if you are experiencing a little downness lately,
it's actually a thing. It's August blue. It's just like
how people get sad in the winter.

Speaker 1 (23:56):
I totally get it. I think that, you know, summer
goes for another almost two it goes until September. Twenty first,
and it can get eighty degrees in October, so we
really don't get the cold, bad weather until unpredictable October.
But yeah, I totally get that. I hate to see
summer go so fast. You know, we never sit there
and go, god, winter is flown by.

Speaker 15 (24:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
You never sit there in the middle of February and go, wow,
winter's really flown by. Yeah. No, it never does.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
It drags on and on and on.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I always get the blues the first day that it
gets like chilly in September, and then I think like, oh,
I wasn't ready to say goodbye, But then it always
gets hot again.

Speaker 19 (24:32):
So get you do, get to like best out of it.
We talked about whole coldgain. He passed away last week
and he died of a heart attack. But they're I guess,
doing more into his body. They found out he had leukemia,
but he never ever told anybody, and there was no
word on when he was diagnosed.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
So I mean take that, I guess with what you will.
But he did die of the heart attack. It wasn't
because of complications from leukemia.

Speaker 3 (24:53):
It just happened to have it as well.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Uh what else we got here? This is I guess
at delta flight was diverted to Minneapolis. I think it
was on its way to Amsterdam. This seemed to happen
a couple of days ago. If we're talking about the
same flight and they're talking about one of the passengers
talking about what happened because of a severe extreme turbulence if.

Speaker 20 (25:12):
You didn't have your seat built on. Everyone that didn't
they hit the ceiling and then they fell to the ground.
And the carts also hit the ceiling and fell to
the ground, and people were injured, and it was and
it happened several times, so it was really scary.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Buckle up when you're sitting down seriously as a pilot,
I'll tell you, buckle up because you never know when,
like clear air turbulence is going to.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Hit like a pinball.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah, sometimes it just comes on all of a sudden.
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