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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jenny on the Dave Ryan in the Morning Show one
O one point three kd w B.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
If you had to work at one booth at the fair,
which booth would that be?
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Where would you want to work?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
If you were ques.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Think about it, I felt like, hands down, without a doubt,
I'd want to work in the dairy building one. It's
air conditioned. You get to watch the butter sculptures being made.
Get to see, you know, Princess Kay's of the Milky Ways,
come and go watch that little like whittling happen of
the butter oo. Sounds great. Everyone's a youth back there,
and you're just like ice creaming it up left and right.
(00:44):
What kind of ice cream you want? What kind of
ice cream you want? You don't have to like be
good at cooking anything. All you have to do is
put ice cream in a cup, put ice cream on
a cone.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
Bum done.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (00:53):
I want to work in the pig the Piggum Miracle
of Life thing because I'd want to be the one
who's like, okay, and the pigs are now three days
old and they are going to feed with their mama,
and then the answer questions about the pigs, and I'd
have a close up view of the pigs. I get
to pick up a little piglet and go, this is
what we call him, ancher. Yeah, this is a little oincher.
Do you want to scratch little ancher? And kids would
(01:14):
be like, and then I'd put little anchor back by
his mama. I want to work in the pig boot.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, you get to sit on that little stool with
like the light shining down on you, and yeah, that
sounds cute. That sounds fun, Jenny, If you had to
work at one booth at the fair, which would you want.
Speaker 6 (01:28):
To work at?
Speaker 7 (01:28):
Okay, I'm unaware of if there's air conditioning in it,
but I think I want to work at the Hangar
where they serve cocktails on the North side, because they
also have live performances from bands and like, don't get
me wrong, Cafe Kribe and all those places are fun,
but like it's really loud in those places. I thank
the Hangar is a little bit more chill, and a
lot of people don't venture to the North Side as much,
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so it's a little less busy than the rest of
the fair.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
It's a different world.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
Yeah, yeah, I just like what you know, just slang
in beers all day.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
They'd be so easy. Yeah, that's all you do.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
Yeah, And I'm more of a like I'd rather talk
to adults and kids, So I don't think i'd want
to be in like the animal area.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Sure, hot tea.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
A lot of the people who pour the beer at
the hangar or babes, so right in there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
Fine, if you had to work anywhere at the fair
or word, do you want to.
Speaker 6 (02:16):
Work Haunted House?
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Baby?
Speaker 8 (02:18):
But I get to well, first of all, I think
it's air conditioned, and too because I get to watch kids.
Speaker 6 (02:22):
I had adults just be scared ishless.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Would you want to be like one of the scaring people,
like you come out as a zombie, or would you
just want to take tickets.
Speaker 8 (02:30):
I wouldn't mind being one of the people that's scares
because that's the front row seat to watching people get
scared and I'm responsible, but I don't. They also have
people in there that like, not security, but just to
make sure nobody's falling or doing anything. So I could
do that too, as long as I'm in the heart
of the action.
Speaker 7 (02:45):
You got to be careful though, because if we had
post it on Facebook, if if you've ever worked at
the State Fair did you like it? And one person
said that they worked at the Haunted House and they
hated it. They got punched all.
Speaker 2 (02:54):
The time.
Speaker 6 (02:56):
Because people's reflexes. You never know.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Do you get to a point.
Speaker 5 (03:00):
I don't want to be like that guy, but do
you get to a point where it's like the shine
is off the Haunted House because you know it's some
high school kid in some sort of a scary costume,
and it's like, I know you're not gonna kill me,
You're not gonna cut me, you're not gonna hurt me.
You're probably like hungry and got a pee and you
can't wait for your break.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
You don't scare me at all.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh scares me regardless, even though I know it's a
high schooler wearing my ass.
Speaker 7 (03:22):
I would be one of the worst people working at
a haunted house. I'd be laughing the whole time. I
wouldn't be able to be like scaring people to be.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I just tickle.
Speaker 5 (03:30):
You're not you are not allowed to touch the customers.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
J D A waiver, don't.
Speaker 5 (03:35):
They No, you're not allowed to touch the customers.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
And he's got a massive feather in there.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Some really tall girl with blond hair kept touching my
butt in the Haunted House.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I'm not touching. I'm not touching it with me. It
was some other tall blonde girl.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
I'm gonna give a birthday shout out to Katie, the
coolest pilot out there. Hope you're having the best day ever.
From Annie and from Paul and of course from us
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Billy Ray Cyrus is sixty four, and Tim Burton is
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sixty seven. But most importantly, Katie is having a birthday today.
All Right, we'll be back in a second. We're gonna
try a brand new thing on the show. It's called
every thirty seconds where we change subjects every thirty seconds
because we have short attention spans.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
We're gonna try it. We'll do it.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Next on KDWB Dave Ryan Show. Gonna be at the
Fairy Girl. All four of us gonna be there on
sith Thursday from eleven until one. Jenny's gonna be there
today from eleven until one. Daily is Thereay Wednesday, Vaunt
is there till tomorrow I'm going up with the family tomorrow.
Carson is home because he works. He lives in Hollywood.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Now.
Speaker 5 (04:53):
He just got back from a big tour with Jake Scott,
who is an artist that you may or may not
have heard of. And so Carson flew in last night,
late late night, and then the planning begins. So then
we're going to the state fair tomorrow, and then he's
going to the cabin with his high school buddies. And
then what happened, not what cabin, but it is on
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a lake somewhere I don't know, Wisconsin, somewhere stay Fair
on Thursday with all of us. That'll be the next
chance and the last chance ever to meet all four
of us in person, because we don't go anywhere.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
We just we just stay here.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
Well, you don't stay anywhere.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
No, we don't go anywhere as a group.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
You know where we.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Could go as a group, Benny, Hannah.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Nice, you want to go there?
Speaker 6 (05:41):
I think about a year ago you said that you
would take us.
Speaker 8 (05:45):
All that was after you promised we would go shooting
at a gun range and didn't take us there either.
Speaker 5 (05:49):
When you do that, I asked, Bailey, if you want
to go? Didn't I ask you to go flying the
other day.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
But you asked me like on the day of You're like,
what are you doing right now? I want to go flying? Like, girl,
I've got planned.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
God forbid I and an invitation.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
I think it was because I was just sitting in
front of you. You probably did it because you knew
she'd be busy. Yeah, you were.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Like, Okay, Bailey's been talking about having plans all week.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Hey, Bailey want to go flying?
Speaker 6 (06:11):
Ye?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
After that, that is one like invited of the court.
I invited you once.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Okay, We're gonna play a game here that's called every
thirty seconds. Every thirty seconds we changed the subject. You
get thirty seconds to discuss anything you want about each topic.
Then thirty seconds is over. We go to the next topic.
Here we go. First topic, state Fair parking.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
We starting anybody, Oh.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, let me tell you today and State Fair parking
on Saturday. I had to get redirected so many times,
and I swear that there were more roads that were
blocked off than usual, and I had to go all
the way around and then just get back into the
traffic line to get into parking.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
And it was awful. I hated it so much.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And they were like, well, you could pay and park
here instead, and I was like, no, I don't want
to pay and park here instead, I get in for freight.
And it was just not fair, and nobody was on
the same page. It was rough.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, now I noticed that, now this is something you
I want to consider. You dominated the entire conversation was
interrupting me. Well, this is something we're going to work.
This work conversation.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
Next one is e bikes.
Speaker 8 (07:11):
Oh, I wish I could buy an e bike and
bike an electric scooter would be cool.
Speaker 4 (07:16):
Bike.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
I have to ask you because I think that the
people on e bikes are jerks as a bicyclist on
just a normal bike, because you guys go too fast
do you mean passive zip along?
Speaker 3 (07:26):
And you are one of them?
Speaker 5 (07:27):
Don't I get a bell? I seriously got a bell
to warn people when I'm going to zoom past them.
Speaker 6 (07:33):
On my e bike.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
At least the youths are outside and not inside on
their e bikes.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
You know otain next one. Your next topic is the weather.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
I am obsessed with this weather.
Speaker 7 (07:45):
I got to be at the Stafe Air yesterday and
I was so hyped to be out where there were
people in sweatshirts and cardigans and all of that good stuff.
But I know you guys, Bailey and Dave love the hawk.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
We are lizard people, Dave and I. But I will
say I don't mind this weather. I just it went
from being hot to suddenly being fall weather, and that
makes me sad and a little bit depressed.
Speaker 8 (08:06):
This morning I took Ava out and the walk my
dog and it was so freaking cold, which like usually
it's not that cold at five.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
Fifty six degrees right now, this day was six. That's October.
That's October temperature.
Speaker 4 (08:19):
Okay. Next topic is online shopping. Online shopping.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Dave Ryan has I'm a big fan.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I love online shopping.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
I buy something probably online to have something to look
forward to arriving in the mailbox.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
I did buy something online the other day, buy the
TikTok shop. I bought like squirts wear. There's shorts underneath
and then it's a skirt over top. Oh you're a sucker.
Oh but they all of my ads are like, do
you want to wear this skirt? Do you want to
wear this squirt? I'm like, yes, I do want to
wear this.
Speaker 8 (08:44):
Snor I can't buy anything off TikTok shop because you
never know what you're gonna get.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Same and I rarely, but Jenny had a good thing
I did.
Speaker 7 (08:50):
I got two swimsuits, a set of a crop top
and skirt.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
And they were great.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
Okay, Next topic is heartbreak. Heartbreak, Oh, heartbreak.
Speaker 8 (09:00):
I've never had my heartbroken, thank God, and knock on wood,
but heartbreak songs, Oh my God, give them to me.
Speaker 7 (09:06):
Heartbreak is probably one of the worst things you ever
experience in it is, yeah, because it's like grief, but
the person's still alive.
Speaker 4 (09:12):
And they're seeing somebody else. Yep, and that's the really
hard thing.
Speaker 7 (09:15):
Yeah, and you have to know that it's not you anymore,
and that they're doing the things that you guys did
together without you and with someone new.
Speaker 5 (09:22):
As Rick Springfield once said, and do and all the
things she used to do to me. Next topic, Final topic,
pumpkin spice.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Okay, pumpkin spice is amazing. I love pumpkin spice. I
don't care if that makes me basic. Jenny and I
are on the same page here. It's delicious. I don't
care if it's basic. And it's back so delicious. Attucks.
Speaker 8 (09:44):
I think it's the worst of the holiday flavors peppermint
love it, shamrock shakes, you love it, Pumpkin spice gross see.
Speaker 2 (09:51):
But you like the weird. Those are such strong flavors.
Mint and mint. Those are your options mint and you
just like mint. God's the greatest creation. Then my bread
stings have committee.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
Okay, and that is every thirty seconds? What'd you think?
I thought it was kind of fun.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I like having thirty seconds of time to speak uninhibited.
Speaker 6 (10:08):
That's usually how you speak. What thirty seconds at a time?
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Now, what's that? No, don't get me started.
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hundred two hundred uh state Fair is on. It's like
on everybody's mind. It's like this is just the time
of the Year's like that magical ten days. Is there
anybody listening who just doesn't like the fair? Myrald neighbors
(11:00):
wonderful people. They didn't like the fairs, like you go
to the fairs, like not really into the state fairs.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Yeah, I have friends who don't like it.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
In my humble opinion, and now I've said this all year,
if you don't like the fair, you just haven't found
what you like about it yet. And there's so many
things to do there.
Speaker 7 (11:14):
I mean, I would argue, if you don't like the fair,
it might have to do with the fact that it's
the crowd.
Speaker 5 (11:18):
Well, there's the crowd park that is one percent of
the crowds. I don't mind. Yeah, the parking and the
getting in is.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
The russ But if you don't like the crowds, then
go on the north end and find a million things
to do on the north end where it's way less crowded, not.
Speaker 4 (11:31):
As much to do up there.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
There's the Big Wheel is up there, the pet pavilions
up there. Hangar Giggles, there's tons day.
Speaker 7 (11:38):
Yeah. I spent some time at Giggles last night. Yeah,
it's great.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I feel like there's something for everyone at the fair
and if you don't like it, you haven't found what
that thing is yet for you.
Speaker 4 (11:46):
Okay, fair enough, and I'm fair enough.
Speaker 7 (11:48):
I did hear though yesterday. I think getting out to
the fair because we recommend, or I've recommended before that
you should take the bus because it's so convenient, but
even the parking rides were full, so nobody could even
find a spot to park.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah. Yeah, that's the worst part.
Speaker 2 (12:04):
My mom's like, because my mom's coming on Thursday and
apparently there's a game at the Huntington Bank Stadium and
so she's like, well, now I got to find somewhere
else to do the park and ride. And she's like, well,
I'll plan on getting there super early. Why don't you
get there super early? And I was like, no, I
really can't be there until eleven when my shift starts.
Speaker 3 (12:20):
She's like, well, why not? Is there not on the show?
Does your mom live in? Like andover?
Speaker 7 (12:24):
Yes, she lives, And is there not parking rides up
in like the suburbs. No, probably, I think there are
there everywhere, there everywhere.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
But she's tried and true Huntington Bank.
Speaker 7 (12:33):
Okay, I just feel like that'd be so much more
convenient for her. She doesn't have to drive barely at all,
she just parks up there. She's a fickle woman.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
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Like a half second, but it was clean, I mean
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Speaker 8 (15:12):
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Speaker 5 (15:13):
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I do it a lot.
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That's because he's putting his headphone and he just doesn't
realize he's talking over the outro or the intro.
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Speaker 7 (16:41):
Oh my gosh, yes, you guys all do it. I've
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She talked into the mic the whole time.
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See, I always think of it as BoNT not finishing
a sentence.
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That's I get on his case all the time, and
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Speaker 4 (17:23):
Tips for the State Fair.
Speaker 5 (17:24):
We're gonna go around the horn here and give away
someone give away some tips here. First of all, I'm
gonna say, buy your tickets online, save a little bit
of money, buy them in advance, buy your tickets online,
give you another one, take the bus, take the bus
to the State Fairy and uh, and always give yourself
more time than you think you'll need.
Speaker 4 (17:42):
Okay.
Speaker 7 (17:43):
Original thoughts by Dave Ryan or Alexa for some tips
because you.
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Didn't you Alexa asked me, asked me for you sit.
Speaker 7 (17:52):
In all the studio, so you don't hear what happens
between commercials. Do I get jealous twice today? Days like, oh,
I didn't know I was doing thing fast? Oh tips, Alexe,
what are some state Fair tips? She's now she's gonna talk.
Speaker 10 (18:05):
The Minnesota State Fair is happening. Now Here are some
quick tips. Buy tickets online for discounts. Visit on weekdays
or early mornings to avoid crowds, and use the free
park and Ride service for easy parking. Don't dick the
giant slide and the alphabet forest for kids. Thank you,
enjoy the fair.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
To clarify, you can't buy your tickets online anymore like
in advance.
Speaker 3 (18:29):
Oh okay, so you don't get that discount. I'm so sorry, Dave.
But I have some actual tips that I prepared.
Speaker 4 (18:35):
One.
Speaker 2 (18:35):
Bring a gallon bag of like a plastic bag or
a handful, especially if you want to get those sweet
Martha's cookies and you don't want to eat all the
way down to close the bucket closed, you bring a bag,
throw them in.
Speaker 3 (18:46):
The bag and you can bring them home with you.
Speaker 7 (18:47):
Can I do one too, because I'm scared you and
I are going to have the same one okay, I
have that one out also.
Speaker 3 (18:52):
Oh no, okay.
Speaker 7 (18:53):
My other one is bring a water bottle because you
can fill it up for free at the Culligan stations.
You don't have to spend like twenty dollars getting a
bottled water at.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
One of the stands, So bring your own water bottle.
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Also, Bobby and Steve's at the fair has water bottles
for a dollar. Oh, if you want, you gotta find wherever.
That is, no idea, I'm not sure where it is.
Speaker 4 (19:12):
I have one.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
Make sure you take cash because I went with just
like my debit card and Apple pay and unless it
was like I brought cash because there's like fifteen stands
that duel cash only.
Speaker 4 (19:21):
And she was right, that's true.
Speaker 7 (19:22):
And the credit card charges, so you get charged more.
You're yeah, you're getting charged more usually at most stands
with your credit cards.
Speaker 6 (19:29):
No, I'm about to take a bucket of pennies.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Wear good shoes.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
Yes, I saw people on Saturday wearing heels at the fair.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
There's always some young woman who is overdressed to like
impress some hillbilly at the fair. And it's like I
saw somebody walking by. They looked so overdone and it's
like they're wearing high heels. They look like This sounds cliche,
but you know what I'm talking about. They look like
they're a stripper. It's like you're at the fair. Your
heels are sinking into the dirt, the mud and the
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cow poop.
Speaker 2 (20:01):
I feel like, outfit wise, wear what you want, but
shoe wise, you're doing walking.
Speaker 3 (20:05):
Like I did twelve thousand.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Steps and most of the day we were just standing
in one place, and I still did twelve thousand steps
on Saturday. Wear shoes that are good for your feet.
Speaker 8 (20:14):
Last year, Dave and I messed up because we wore
the day we all went out. We both had on
crocks and I remember being like, oh my god, comfy.
Speaker 6 (20:20):
Not after five hours of standing.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Oh I thought that's what they were made for. Okay.
Speaker 7 (20:25):
Another tip that I have is bring hand sanitizer and
or wet wipes. Yes I was going to get some
dirty hands. Someone came up to me at the booth
yesterday with a big old bucket of sweet Marthas. I
immediately put my grimy fingers in there, chopped it all
over my hands.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Didn't know what to do. Yeah, with each finger, one
at a time.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
You give another one.
Speaker 5 (20:43):
Wear a hat because if you don't like the sun,
like I don't like the sun, wear a hat because
you're going to be walking in the blazing sun for
five hours.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
I bought a hat on Saturday, I be lined to
the West End after our shift was over, and the
hat I bought says love me like I love the
Fair from.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
Maiden Mini, and I love it. I'm gonna wear it
every day.
Speaker 6 (21:02):
Did we say charge your phone already? Do we say that,
Oh nice? Go ahead or bring a portable charger two?
Speaker 8 (21:06):
Because even though sometimes there's not a lot of signals
because there's so many people, you still want to make
sure if you're there with somebody and you get lost
or you know, they get stuck in the bathroom, you're
able to call their texting.
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Yeah, here's a tip.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Sit down and watch some live music or some live
like performance art, so you have a chance to sit
down and rest your dogs. And there's lots of those
things happening everywhere. I like the Lining Lodge. There's always
some kind of bluegrass happening at the Lining Lodge.
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Get yourself a beer, put your feet up.
Speaker 7 (21:32):
But does the Minnesota Stay Air have their own app
because if they don't you should.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Yeah, okay, Well the EMMN.
Speaker 7 (21:38):
On a stick app, it was new I think last year,
is so good. Yeah, I would highly recommend downloading that.
It will tell you exactly where everything is. It shows
you the top trending foods, the new vendors, stuff like that,
and so that's what I use. And it'll direct you
exactly where to go. And I didn't know where one
place was and had to go to my little app
to figure it out.
Speaker 8 (21:57):
Yesterday, Alyssa text me back now to tell me the name.
There's an app that literally it's like a GPS for
the fair.
Speaker 6 (22:03):
So it'll tell you.
Speaker 8 (22:04):
Let's just say, you want the garlic cheese wantons that
are at Kivette. Literally, you can put in that's what
I want. It'll tell you where Keyvett is and it'll
GPSU two.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Oh.
Speaker 3 (22:14):
I want to say it's probably the one I'm talking.
Speaker 4 (22:16):
I think it's no.
Speaker 8 (22:17):
I think it's just Minnesota state fare is what it's called.
Not IM on a stick, But they're both very helpful.
I discovered the Di'll Pickle iced tea. It was really good.
I was like, it was way better than I thought.
I would definitely have that again some state fair tips.
If we missed anything, send a text to KDWB. One
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that is brand new. Doja Cat on KWB that just
came out I think on Friday and it's already made
its way under the Dave Ryan Show. It's called Jealous Type.
That is a hit song right there. That's gonna be
a big I really like it. Doshia Cat and Jealous
Type on KDWB.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
From Hollywood's Biggest Celebrities to the Latest Gossip at Channel four.
Speaker 4 (22:55):
It's Dave Dirt on kd WB Latest Celebrity.
Speaker 5 (22:58):
Why I would say it happens all the time, thank god.
But Maren Morris was backstage and the fan was doing
a meet and greet and grabbed her butt, and she
wrote after Friday, showing Grand rapid she said, somebody grabbed
my butt during the meet and greet. I'm there to
connect Sharon Hug, but please don't override someone's personal space.
Speaker 4 (23:16):
Love you.
Speaker 5 (23:17):
Now, I wonder why she didn't do what Taylor Swift
did was take action against this person. Because all of
the meet and greets are documented by a photographer's stand
right there. They get there usually the whole thing on video. Now,
I wonder. I'm just going to speculate. If it was
a woman, then it probably might not have been as sexual,
might have been more playful. So when the guy grabbed
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Taylor Swift's ass, that was definitely like sexual, certainly not playful.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
Does that make sense?
Speaker 3 (23:44):
Yeah, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
So maybe she didn't take it as seriously.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Yeah, Like I'll like on.
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Booty Cruise, women would grab my butt all the.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Time on purpose.
Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh all the time? Yeah, And it was like, can
you ever say anything nice about me?
Speaker 4 (23:56):
Ever? You can't? Can you wuld it?
Speaker 2 (23:58):
When they started to grab it, like did they like
kind of root around because they couldn't find it?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
He's got David somewhat of a butt.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Are you proud of yourself?
Speaker 3 (24:08):
He does squads, He does Bulgarian squads. Yeah, anyway, I was.
Speaker 5 (24:13):
I was more like they were playful and drunk. I
was never like, oh god, she's trying to like assault me.
But this time I'm going to guess that she just
But still, you don't get to touch other people without consent.
Speaker 4 (24:25):
Unless you pay for it.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
On Saturday, did smooch me?
Speaker 7 (24:27):
We got in the kiss cam little frame and we
were kind of pretend getting our lips together, and next
time I know she was coming in hot and I
started backing away back the way she got me though, and.
Speaker 3 (24:37):
Then by the back of the head.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Kevin Jonas delivered his first ever on stage solo performance
at a Jonahs Brothers concert on Friday. He debuted a
new song called Changing I'm super nervous. Okay, So, Kevin's
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the only Jonas brother who hasn't released a solo song
throughout their entire career. And I don't know, he kind
of broke the internet or at least TikTok. At least people
are like, oh my gosh, Kevin can sing? Is this
brand new information?
Speaker 6 (25:16):
Is that Bernie talking Bernie based dog?
Speaker 8 (25:18):
Yeah, Bernie said that, Actually, Bailey, I know you love
watching the Bear. I think Jenny U two well, Iowa
deboie is she's on the Bear and she is shut down.
Speaker 6 (25:26):
All the rumors about a romance plot.
Speaker 9 (25:28):
If anything were to happen, it would not be the
show that we're making. And I also think it would
be like so crazy, that man is crazy and that
girl is a bad communicator. The restaurant would blow up
in like three seconds if anything ever happened.
Speaker 6 (25:44):
What characters you're.
Speaker 7 (25:44):
Talking about guys, so hers, and then the main character,
which what is his name, Carmie Carmie. Yeah, I think
it's between those two because it's always kind of since
the first season, seemed like she had a crush on him,
but they are basically the top people running the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
Yeah, very poorly matched. Should not be together, not at all.
But if Karmie's looking for someone, I'm available.
Speaker 7 (26:05):
He is, you know, he is not. I don't think
I'm not a real person. That's a yeah, it's a show, Bailey, Bailey,
if you did have a partner, huh, how much money
would you like them to make?
Speaker 3 (26:16):
One hundred thousand dollars?
Speaker 7 (26:18):
Okay, well you're pretty on point because there was a
new survey put out that women want their ideal partner
to be making one hundred and ten thousand dollars. Wow,
guys prefer that their partner if they're dating a woman,
earn ninety thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
And I feel like, well, in this day and age.
Speaker 7 (26:35):
Yeah, I know, that's like not how much most people make. However,
I think would like the average salary be in sixty
two thousand. That is like a little bit higher than
you probably can expect your future partner to date or
be it depending on your age, depending on your age.
Speaker 2 (26:50):
I am happy though that the men were like, yeah,
I'd like her to make ninety thousand dollars and not like,
you know, i'd like her to stay at home and
cook for me.
Speaker 3 (26:57):
I don't know if that was an option, Bailey.
Speaker 7 (26:59):
I think the survey was just straight about the money
and they didn't give that a one.
Speaker 3 (27:04):
All right, good, I.
Speaker 5 (27:05):
Want I wanted to make forty million dollars a year.
I wanted to own a like a plastic surgery clinic.
I wanted to have like there, that's what you said. No,
I wanted to own it, but you know, owning a
liquor store that's kind of boring. The you know, but
the liquor is good. But I wanted to be accomplished,
like she's a plastic surgeon that like the Kardashians come to,
and she's had a big chain of them across like
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the Mayo clinic. I wanted to be super accomplished. And
I also want to have her own a liquor store, okay,
and and dentures and.
Speaker 7 (27:34):
It's David, You're disgusting, disgusting, didn't we have a war
of the roses recently.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Yeah, you're row. He was like, I'm jealous of this. Yeah,
you are.
Speaker 1 (27:43):
Ouch ouch out there, you go there. I think it
might be time to wrap up for today. Yeah, well
I'm not done. I'm going to talk you about a
hot priest. So church attendance is down kind of worldwide,
which is kind of a shame, but you know, they're
trying to get people back in church, and they figure
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it out a way that gets people back in church.
Apparently in England that they call him a vicar. It's
a priest to us, but sometimes they call him a vicar.
He's a very hot, young and handsome at a church
in England that has people going back to church because
they think he's hot. He posts on TikTok and has
got a lot of lusty comments like hot priest here
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is one of the hot priests, hot sexy messages.
Speaker 11 (28:27):
Hello, I'm Father Jordan and I'm delighted to be the
new vicar here at Saying Edward the Confessor in Montfort.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
Come and say hello.
Speaker 11 (28:34):
We gather here regularly throughout the week and of course
on Sundays even Agaven've been for a while we'd love
to see you again.
Speaker 6 (28:40):
But this is just me saying hi to you.
Speaker 11 (28:42):
If you follow us on Facebook or any of our
social media, are welcome from me.
Speaker 6 (28:46):
God bless.
Speaker 3 (28:47):
Yes, Jenny and I looked him up. He is hot.
He has hot, beautiful blue eyes that stare right into
your soul.
Speaker 2 (28:52):
Can I also say Jonah Murray has some beautiful blue
eyes that stare right into your soul as well?
Speaker 3 (28:56):
He does?
Speaker 7 (28:57):
And is that are booth on Saturday and he's a
little performance of his new song Jami Hook. Yeah, he did.
He's a good hugger too. When he hugs you, Dave,
does he hold you tight?
Speaker 4 (29:05):
He does? It seems very sincere you well, not a
really long, not uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (29:09):
Ye for me and Bailey.
Speaker 4 (29:13):
All right, that is the dirt.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
It is proudly presented by six one two Injured Himer
and Lammer's Injury Law. Jenny's going to the fair. Yeah,
have fun, go to the cab and bo come see
me eleven to one today.
Speaker 4 (29:24):
Go buy one of those shirts. Well, shirts are very popular.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Yes, they're super fun.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
You're kind of hot shirts.
Speaker 7 (29:28):
We also have tons of hats. They say mini but
it's upside down. It's a new trending thing with the kids,
so we bought those. And also the crew neck sweatshirt
has been flying off the shelf. It's got our old
school logo on it.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
That's your full shirt.
Speaker 7 (29:40):
Yeah, they love it. So if you're cold today at
the fair, wear it.
Speaker 3 (29:44):
Come by it and wear it.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
It is only fifty six degrees outside. It is probably
twenty degrees colder than it usually is this time of
the year.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
On this day. So all right, that is it. We'll
see