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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You know what I just thinking of. I was just thinking,
that's by the way, that the Friday morning dance party
heading into the weekend, it's Katie WB It's gonna be
a decent weekend. Maybe not lake weather like lily Pad weather,
but it's gonna be decent. We'll take it.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
I mean, it's gonna be like seventy around the Twin Cities. However,
the water is going to be like fifty, So good
luck to you. If you like cold plunges, then maybe
this is your weekend and get in the lake.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
But golf or a pickleball or anything to do it outside,
pick a nick whatever like that should be decent. So
I was just thinking about I don't know where to
start this story. I was thinking about Zero Resky and
then about how we just got a new carpet because
you know, when Josie died, there was a lot of
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you know, we had zero res come out, but she
had done her business on that carpet so many times.
Carpet was like fifteen years old. It was time to
get a new one. So we get a new one.
So last night Susa was telling me where I can
and cannot walk on the carpet. Oh, don't walk over there.
That's a clean spot walk where we normally walk. Oh really?
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And then I put up my little stairstepper because I
have that in motion little stairstepper, and I use it
instead of sitting on the couch. I'll get on my
little stairstepper and get some steps in and burn some calories,
close my rings.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Yeah, good for you.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And she's like, nah, don't put it there. I'm like,
and this is what I said. I said, this is
not just your house, this is my house too, and
I will put it where I want. And I thought
she was going to hit me. Well, yeah, how would
you feel if somebody like live with you and you
share expenses? And she told you where you can put
the stairstepper and I said, I hope she's not listening.
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And I said, I am, I will. She's like, put
it in the area where we always walk. Don't put
it over there. I'm like, well, it's not dirty. And
then I stood up for myself. Then I immediately felt like,
oh man, I'm gonna I know it's a cliche, but
I expected a rolling pin to be thrown at my head.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I would have expected it too, because did you go
like not in my house when I'm when are you
to say that?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Did I say I said that? Well, I'm what nineteen
fifties show? Are you comparing me.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
To adding color to the conversation? Give me a break.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I did almost throw a pen at Dave yesterday, and
he thought I actually.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Was going to Yeah, what was the story on that one?
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Because you kept stealing a joke that I said I
was going to do at this meeting we had yesterday,
and you kept saying you were going to present this
joke at the meeting.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
And that was my joke.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Yeah, it was your joke. But I figured if yeah,
I would just say it louder than.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
You kept bringing that up.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
So I aimed a pen at your face and pretending
like I was throwing it.
Speaker 5 (02:37):
And you flinched, So yeah, you were so scared.
Speaker 6 (02:41):
He'd been saying it for days, like I'm going to
say this joke cause I'm going to steal it from Enny,
and then didn't say it once.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
At the meeting.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
No, out of respect, No, I think it's been funny.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yeah, he did it out of respect, unlike you bought
when you stole my joke about the birth control alarm
the other day and Dave blacked it your what your
alarm was going off? And the first time I said, oh,
is that your birth control alarm? And then the next
day it went off again and Vaughn said it and
you laughed at.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Von No, I just came off the top of my head,
the funniest.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
One on the show. But no one hears my jokes.
Is that what I'm coming to learn right now?
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Is that what happens? I hear them?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
Buddy, thank you, I'm funniest on the show. Is what
you're saying?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
No, that's Bailey. Bailey's the funniest one of the show.
Do you're falling down the stairs? Sound effect?
Speaker 4 (03:23):
But this.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Is gold right here? Can I say one thing?
Speaker 4 (03:30):
So we've been celebrating today because it's font in my
one year anniversary. But I was on Facebook yesterday and
my Facebook memories came back six years ago. Was the
first time I was ever in the studio on the
on the radio to the day to the day for
my dating game bit that I did.
Speaker 5 (03:45):
Do you remember that, Dave kind which one did we do?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
It was we had a bunch of guys call in
and they were like on the line and then I
would say fun facts about myself, and they were all
just the stupidest fun facts and then they would listen
in and if they decided they didn't like me anymore,
they would hang up.
Speaker 5 (04:01):
Yeah, yeah, that's good six years ago.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Nice, that's funny. Well then I was gonna bring up
zero Res because I just, seriously, I love giving a
little shout outs to the businesses that I really love,
and zero Res has just been our carpet buddy, and
they're not paying me experts to say this. I'm telling
you this on my own volition. Is that the right
word record? And because it's that time of the year
when you've got grad parties coming up and you don't
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want people to walk into them being.
Speaker 7 (04:26):
Oh good, look at this carpet, Joyce. Look at the
Olsen's carpet choice. It's filthy. They needed to call zero Res,
but he calls zero Res nine to five to two
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Speaker 3 (04:47):
Yeah, so they get all judge, they.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Get all judged so and seriously, they're such a great service.
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Speaker 2 (05:52):
I want some nice new patio furniture. There's an idea
about to be patio season.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
I want some good cushions.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
I've got the cushions that have been sitting out through
every season of life, which means the winter as well.
Speaker 5 (06:02):
So they are nasty. I want those for you as well. Actually,
I'm gonna spend one thousand dollars for Jennies.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Buy the yard. Oh you heard tell them you heard
it on kd w B because they're curious where you
heard it. You've heard about it on kd WB.
Speaker 6 (06:20):
Probably buy an artis noal ice maker. I don't know
what art ice maker means, but it sounds fancy. It
does sound fancy, Yeah, like maybe ice cubes that take
longer to melt or I don't know, but it just
sounds fancy and it seems like could help me with
my backyard barbecue drinks.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Keyword is grand. Go into that keyword and good luck.
We are coming back with Vaught, who usually shures the pot.
This time it's Vaunt's Good News Friday, Feel Good Friday.
We'll do it next.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
One on one point three kt w B.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Hey, the Indy five hundred is on Sunday, but they're
also doing the Weeni five hundred. Have you heard about
this one?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
No?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
See Oscar Meyer Wiener mobile racing around the track. There's
apparently five of them racing around the track at the
Indy five hundred. Wow, that's all for virtual. They're not
really raising wienermobiles, but it would be pretty funny if
they did. So you can look for it. Just search
Weenie Weenie five hundred.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
So excited.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
I don't know if I want to search that.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
What happens when a picture of me shows up?
Speaker 4 (07:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
It's a bunch of weenies'.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
And I thought this was kind of a cool story.
Let's do feel good Friday once. Usually here to stir
the pot, but now it's all feel good stuff. What
do you gouty?
Speaker 6 (07:23):
Yeah, I'm gonna read a post from this woman named
Sandy Hawkins Combs. The post says, I had the most
wonderful flight home from Denver. I met the nicest young
man who sat next to me. He offered to put
my bag in the overhead compartment, which, by the way,
fellas you should do, and helped me with my train.
He was always polite, saying yes, ma'am, no, ma'am. Anyone
would have been happy to have him as a son
or grandson, so polite. So as she's sitting on the
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plane and trying to get adjusted, she saw that people
were walking past him saying congratulations, great job, even asking
to take pictures with them. So she turns and asks
them who am I sitting next to? And she looked
at his pants and saw he had the Jacksonville Jaguars
logo on it, So she was like, are you an athlete?
Speaker 3 (07:59):
And he's smile. I said, yes, I'm Travis. I was
drafted by the Jags.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
And she says she already told her sons that she
wants his jersey, and the whole rest of the flight,
those two just had a nice conversation. She posted a
picture of them smiling. And I like this story for
two reasons. One because yes, fellas, help the older. Help
any woman on a plane put their stuff in the
overhead compartment, be polite.
Speaker 4 (08:21):
I.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Would say, an old woman for sure, Oh yes, yeah.
If Jenny can lift more than I can, so I'm
not gonna be like, excuse me, there, but.
Speaker 6 (08:30):
Also because this is I feel like one of those
you know, random meetings of fate. You know that guy
that went to the wrong woman's house on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Ten years ago. They still see each other.
Speaker 6 (08:39):
Every single year that he goes to her house and
they have like a Thanksgiving together, and it's so sweet.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
She's you would think that that's her grandson.
Speaker 6 (08:46):
But this feels like one of those like feel good, Oh, like,
I'm so glad I met you.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
Now, let's keep in touch stories.
Speaker 6 (08:51):
Yeah, and he wasn't like a d head about like, yeah,
I'm the Jaguars player. Move aside for me, part of
the Red Sea so that way I can sit down.
He was just yes, humble, kind, down to earth.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I love that she had no idea who he was
and she because it's so funny. It's like just some clueless,
sweet old ladies that really has no idea that it's like, oh,
you're such a nice young man. And then it turns
out he's a big, you know, moderately big celebrity.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
Are you somebody?
Speaker 5 (09:20):
What's going on?
Speaker 6 (09:21):
And it really wasn't act of fate because I don't
I think she didn't pay for her seat, so it
was just like a random seating because she banked the
United Airlines in her post. Yeah, and they commented or
she said thank you for my sea assignment, they commented
the back.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, he really is the best.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
One of those random little acts of fas like this
is cute.
Speaker 1 (09:36):
That is a very cute little story. Think of vout
and coincidentally good news from Shaboozie on Katie wb middle.
Are you going to a wedding this weekend? Apparently that
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is borderline rude. There are actually rude days to get married,
ranked from borderline rude to absolutely rude. Now Memorial Day
is borderline rude. The reason they say that is because
you know, I mean, you want to go to the lake,
and you want to go to the Black Hills, and
you want to go to red Wing or you want
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to go to whatever, and then you can't because your
cousin Cynthia is getting married. Now, Cynthia can justify that
by saying, well, now we're giving you something to do.
And I'm not being judgy, you know me, I am
not a judge person. Yes, I have a lot really,
but they say Memorial Day weekend is borderline rude. Labor
Day is pretty rude. Okay, I'm not sure why.
Speaker 4 (10:42):
I think it's because it's right before school starts to Yeah,
it could be.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Fourth of July weekend super rude because you are taking
a weekend in the middle of people's summer. Yeah, where
there are things built in parades and fireworks and picaniics
and vacations and so that is super rude.
Speaker 6 (11:00):
Yeah, there's more things to do Fourth of July typically
than Memorial Day.
Speaker 1 (11:04):
Yeah, and you can count on the weather being pretty nice,
even though last year on Fourth of July, I remember
it was chilly and raining. They closed everything. They canceled
the Fourth of July parade everywhere.
Speaker 5 (11:13):
I was like, so, why don't I remember that I
was a member.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Yeah, my mom was visiting and I was like, I'm sorry.
I was like, I don't know what to.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Do, nothing to go to the mall. Thanksgiving is almost
the rudest. I mean, who would get married on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 4 (11:24):
That's not even like a romantic holidating a marriage maybe
the weird.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Maybe the the reception hall is free or cheap that.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Yeah, you may now carve the turkey.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Right, and Christmas Day is the absolute rude est day
to get married. I can't imagine canad imagine that somebody
would be like, oh, you know what, Christmas Day, what
a beautiful It's our favorite holiday. Let's get married on
Christmas Day.
Speaker 6 (11:49):
I know that my grandparents their anniversary is Christmas Day,
but I think I don't think they had a whole wedding.
I think they just went down to the courthouse or something.
Since they're older school I'm surprised. I'll Valentine's they didn't
hit that list, because I think that's rude too, because
I don't want to spend my Valentine's Day with you.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
I want to spend That's a good point, but.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You're spending a Valentine's Day celebrating love, and isn't that
what Valentine's Day is all about?
Speaker 1 (12:08):
My love?
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Okay, okay, now I'm going to throw this out there.
Stay with me.
Speaker 3 (12:14):
I'm with you.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
We got an wedding invitation for New Year's Eve and
I said, well, that's weird they'd have it on New
Year's Eve. And Susan said, it's perfect that it's on
New Year's Eve because now we have a party to
go to. And I said, you're right, because what do
I always bitch about every New Year's Eve watching Ryan
Seacrest going to bed and it's boring and lame. So
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we're going to a wedding on New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
That's fun.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
And I'm like, that's a great idea.
Speaker 4 (12:42):
Because New Year's Sy's is like a party holiday, same
with like, oh, I'm getting married on Saint Patrick's Day.
Speaker 5 (12:49):
It's a party holiday, party, holiday. Like I'm giving you
a place to have a party.
Speaker 4 (12:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
So I was Actually I said, that's a really good
point because if we didn't have this wedding to go
to New Year's Eve, it's Seacrest. Yeah, store Dash, Jenny,
you're awful quiet on this one. Are you back on
Reddit or are you playing Angry Birds or know?
Speaker 5 (13:08):
I'm just listening to everything you guys have to say.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, who do you think's right? Though?
Speaker 2 (13:12):
I mean, I think that you don't like to do things, period.
If we're going back to you out of your seeve.
So I regardless of if you were invited to a
party and have something to do, you probably wouldn't want
to do it, but now you're being forced to do it,
So in the end, you'll probably still be salty about
having to go to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You possibly are right, but I think I look forward
to this one because it'll give us something fun to do.
They'll dressed up and go a little drinken, little dancing.
I'm not a dancer. I sit there and I'll crab
about it. I'll about it.
Speaker 7 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Here's my hot take about like the people who get
mad at someone for having a wedding on Memorial Day
or Labor Day weekend, is that those are all people
who have like cabins or like, you know, the wherewithal
to go on little trips and things.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
I would love for someone.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
To have a weekend on Memorial Day or day because
it would give me something to do because I ain't
got no cabin to go up to. Yeah, it always
seems like the cabin people are like, well, that's my
cabin weekend. Well, okay, sounds rough. I wish I had
a cabin.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
To go to.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I understand cabin weekend though, because people love their cabins
and that's where your kids' memories are created and your
memories and and let's face it, you cannot go to
the cabin every weekend because you got this and this
and this and whatever. So yeah, I can kind of
get like interfering with your cabin weekend. You just never
know what people have planned. Like, yeah, any weekend though,
That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 6 (14:32):
So you're always somebody's always gonna be inconvenienced, And at
some point you have to realize it's not about you,
it's about the people getting married. Yeah, but to do
it on a particular holiday, it's just like, come on, I.
Speaker 5 (14:40):
Think it's one day out of the year.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
There is somebody says that. Sorry, they said, there are
three holiday weekends that are not for your wedding. Memorial Day,
fourth of July, Labor Day weekend. Don't do it. Does
anybody else get annoyed with how Dave says pick a
nick every time. Yes, I just to do it on purpose.
Speaker 5 (15:00):
I'm picking my battles, making my battle.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Thank you. Somebody else says, I got married on Memorial
the weekend ten years ago. We told people the week
before not to disrupt their holiday plans, told people don't
rearrange their schedule. We had a blast with those who
were in town. I think that's great.
Speaker 6 (15:18):
I kind of get it because it's a three day
weekend too, so you could party a little harder. That's
probably another reason. Yeah, then just the regular two day weekend.
Speaker 1 (15:25):
Let me talk to a wedding planner. Okay, Becca high.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Backa Hi, what do you think about memorial thing?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah? Go you start goo yo, you go? You go first?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh yeah, for me, it's fine.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
I do actually have a wedding this weekend.
Speaker 4 (15:42):
But stinking on just the staff part of.
Speaker 6 (15:44):
It, it's definitely a farmer for guests to give up
their weekend for vacation.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
One hundred percent. Yes.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
The real is.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
The staff has to work it.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
I mean the job that's the biggest. That's a good point.
So the staff at the country club or the staff
at the reception hall, they got to work it. You
do you discourage?
Speaker 7 (16:10):
You go?
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I don't discourage.
Speaker 4 (16:14):
I do know that because of a venue usually want it.
Speaker 6 (16:17):
And they actually, generally, from my experience, have lower rates
on weekends or not weekend sorry, on.
Speaker 1 (16:23):
Holiday on holiday weekends.
Speaker 5 (16:24):
Yeah, other business.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
So it's kind of a catch twenty two.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
On my end, I would tell somebody, if you want
me to inconvenience myself so you can save three hundred
dollars on the VFW that you get married, I would
say I'd say, no, have you ever known anybody to
get married on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
No, but it would be even the weekend off.
Speaker 1 (16:51):
Okay, all right, gotcha, Thanks, thanks for your expertise. I
appreciate it. We were just wondering because there are people
that are actually they do get married on Memorial.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Day weekend because nothing is open on Christmas, so it
would make sun How does anybody get married on Christmas?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Here's a text message that Katie WB one says, my
narcissist sister got married on my birthday and then didn't
want to invite me. This is just one of the
many things she's done. We've had no contact for years now,
getting married on her birthday.
Speaker 5 (17:22):
That makes sense.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
All right, Thanks for all that, We appreciate it. But
this weekend at the State fair Grounds, it's the.
Speaker 3 (17:29):
Kickoff to the fair.
Speaker 4 (17:30):
It started yesterday and it goes through Sunday or Monday
even and it's just like a taste of the fair.
So there's going to be like forty different vendors. It's
all on their website mnstatefair dot org and it's just
like a small version of the fair, less crowds, not
hot like blazon hot and the many donut beers.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Are flow in. The cheese curds are a flow in.
Speaker 5 (17:51):
They'll have like the deep fried ranch from last.
Speaker 4 (17:53):
Year that was really popular, and other popular foods that
you can't get anywhere except for the Fair.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
So if you like the State Fair, you should go.
Speaker 5 (18:02):
I will be there today and tomorrow because I for
you love the Fair.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
I know you do.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
I do.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That is this weekend YEP Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
You can buy tickets at etics dot com. Wolves host
OKC tomorrow night and again Monday. They did not win
last night. Minnesota Frost host Ottawa in the Walter Cup
Finals and that's at the X tomorrow and then on Monday.
Twins host Kansas City this weekend at target Field Friday,
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Saturday and Sunday. And let's see what else. Still Water
Half Marathon ten K and five K is tomorrow seven
a m. Flags for Fort Snelling is tomorrow to kind
of revive and reroot the honor tradition of placing an
American flag at every headstone in St. And Fort Snelling
on Memorial Day. So they need a bunch of volunteers.
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You can sign up at Flags for Fort Snelling dot com.
Summer Preview Day at Fort Snelling. It's going to be
open to walk around at your own pace and there'll
be like usually they have they have guided tours that
type of thing, but they have what do they call them,
role players, what.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Do they call reactors?
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Reenactors. Yeah, I don't know that that's going to be tomorrow,
but it's very possible. D Luth Dylan Fest is opening
up this weekend. Is that Bob Dylan Fest?
Speaker 3 (19:18):
I assume so.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
And the Gibbs Farm grand opening is I want to
say tomorrow.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
The Gibbs Farm. That place is great.
Speaker 4 (19:26):
It's living history, it's cute, and it's like really close
to the fair.
Speaker 5 (19:30):
It's not that far.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
That is kind of cool, all right, and that is
going to be it for the dirt on katiewb have
a great Memorial weekend. Remember we're all there celebrating and
cooking brats on the grill and things like that. But
take a moment to remember the people who died and
gave their lives for us to live in the country
that we do. And I know that sounds corny, but
a lot of people are like, yeah, I Memorial Day,
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it's time to go to the cabin and that's great
and you should. But the reason we get to go
to the cabin, and one of the reasons we don't
speak German is because the people who for the country.
So that is what Memorial Day is all about.
Speaker 5 (20:02):
Really quick, before we wrap up.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
No time, Jenny, no more.
Speaker 5 (20:05):
Need Mimi to.
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Call us back. She was our Alex Barren winner an
hour ago and she was so excited and she hung
up and we still haven't her back from So, Mimi,
I know you're listening, call us back. We need your
information to get you your ticket.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Yeah, Mimi or you. She was so excited to go,
and now she literally will not.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Yet to call us back.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
Please, very important because your tickets don't just magically appear
on your phone. We need to hear from you, so
call us back. Six five one