Bernie's Hot

Bernie calls in to complain about the heat.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Wait, that could be the phone.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Yeah, we should figure out.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Let me grab that. You sure I can screen it
before you take it? No, I'll get it. Hello.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Hello, Okay, Dad, it's me Bernard, your son.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
This is okay.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
This is the dumb bit where Bailey calls.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I should have you.

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Should have screened a call because Bailey does this bit
where she calls pretending to be about your panting.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Uh, you're panting.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
He's out of breath. Bernie's been having an active morning.
I'm missu. I mean, I guess. I meet Bernie at
Bargain in the Park last week. It was super fun.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Yeah, he's a good boy.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah yeah, Dad. Well, the reason I'm panting is that
I think we got to hit up Steers for a
New York conditions.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Pay the break into you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's it's just too darn hot out there. It's hot
as balls, Dad.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
It's not the good kind of gam Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
This weather makes me feel like a hot spot that
turned into an inflamed leasion. Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I'm just licking it up, Okay, just lick lick lick lick.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
Believe it or not, Dad, and Jenny and like believe
it or not, But my hair is usually straight. Yeah, yeah,
but humidity really bringing out my curls. It's okay, these
your hardest style, okay, yeah, anyway to beat these dog

(01:27):
days of summer. I was thinking Dad that we could
hop in the car and he had to get a
pop cup for many of the fine establishments over here
in Chat happening.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:38):
From anybody, anybody in chan happening. Maybe the Cariboo cabin
on forty.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I'm not I'm not ticky, but I wouldn't mind like
mint chocolate chip.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Oh no, dogs can't have dogs can have chocolate.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Okay Dad, they say dogs can eat chocolate, but I
say I don't take orders from them. From the man,
we gotta go, We gotta god, I gotta go. Lace
bready go on the hardwood floor to cool off my pener.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Okay, right, okay, what no, sorry, bye, Okay, we got
to change our number. You been hanging out with you
too much?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Because Bernie is starting to get a little vulgar with
his vocabulary.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Yeah, how do you learn the word of penis? Yeah,
the dial is a better question.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
That's not important. We need to know more about his work.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
The dumbest bit and don't even call and encourage Bailey
to do that bit again. I'm trying in the bathroom,
I'm trying to get that bit off the docket.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
No, the good news is you don't have to worry
about it. I take care of all. Yeah, you don't
worry