November 22, 2025 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm unloading the dishwasher on Saturday, and I was trying
to carry too many coffee mugs over to the coffee
mug cabinet and colunk, klank crack. Susan's favorite mug falls
from my pinky finger where I looped it around. The
little handle fell from my pinky finger, and it is
now laying in only two pieces, the handle and the cup.
(00:20):
Not bad. What was that I dropped a mug? Which mug?
She shouts from a recliner. It was it was one
of yours? Which one as the one that said I
love I Love my mom or something like that. I
don't remember. That's my favorite mug. Of course you broke it,
(00:45):
Alison got me that mug. I'm sorry. Well what gods
son of a deep But be more careful, you stupid
make phil filth flarm and philth phil farm. Well, I
didn't mean to you drop things. Tell you know, I
don't drop anything important.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why would you turn it around on her and be like,
well you do it too.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Just say I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's a defense mechanism. Yeah, well I was sorry, Okay, yeah,
I'm sorry. It didn't mean to It was sorry. You'd
be more careful. How many mugs have been gad that
farm filth flarm filth farm. And I'm exaggerating. She didn't
blow up that bad. She's a pretty kind, even tempered person.
(01:28):
But I and I'm like, no problem. This is why
we got super glue. I get in the junk drawer,
because where do you keep her super glue in the
junk drawer? Get it out. Then I got super glue
all over the counter because I took well, you you
poked the super glue, a brand new one with the
pointy end of the super glue, and it's packed under
(01:51):
extreme pressure under there. So I poke it. It comes
out like it's coming out really fast, and it's all
over the can and now it's on the counter. She
says from over my shoulder. I'm like, well, I can
wipe that up. She's like, you can't wipe that up.
I'm like, so I fixed it. I got it fine.
(02:12):
And I actually put a picture of it if you
want to see this gorgeous, priceless mug oh Instagram story
Dave Ryan kt.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
WB Well, now I want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The reason I ask you this is because I want
to ask you, have you ever broken or did your
partner ever break something? I'll give you one more story, Susan. She,
do you know what a humble figurine is? No, old
people used to collect them back in the sixties. So
my mom had a humble figurine. It's a little ceramic,
valuable German thing of like a little boy with a
(02:44):
pig or a girl with a goat or something like that.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So I didn't want it anymore. My mom had given
it to me. I don't want it anymore. Sell it.
Susan broke it while packing it, this shit to sip
off to ship off to somebody on eBay. And did
I go after her?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, I did not, because I knew I would lose
that battle. So let me ask you a question. You
never broke anything of alyss'es or she broke something in yours.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Last year or maybe earlier this year.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I have a shot glass that I got from I
have a bunch of shot glasses. One was from Jamaica
when we went last summer, and then one was from
Jimmy fallon Ride at Universal in Orlando. Oh cool, And
I love them both because they're like memory, they're souvenirs. Yeah, Rah,
She they fall in the drain, like the disposal thing,
and then she turns on the garbage and all I
(03:28):
hear and then I don't hear anything because the garbage
supposal breaks.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, and she's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I drop something down there?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Of shot glasses?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
And we have regular shot glasses, so I'm assuming and
hoping it's those. No, of course it's my favorite ones,
the souvenir ones.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And I tried not to.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I didn't blow up, but I tried to not be
upset about it, like, oh, it's they're just shot glasses.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I was so upset.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh no, upset, Yeah, but you can't act too upset
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, I was more upset to the garbage disposal was
broken to it was.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Like I don't have to put Yeah, nothing, nothing that
I have had really like sentimental. We're not necessarily sentimental
people here at the Hess family. But I did have
in high school one of my grandma's dresses that I
was going to wear to like a swing dancing event,
and I got stuck in it and it wouldn't zip up,
and the zipper was It's like a vintage dress, so
the zipper would go up.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So my mom had to cut me out of it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
But thankfully, like I took it to a tailor right
three years ago after it had been I just I
held onto that dress because I thought it's such a
cute dress and it belonged to my grandma. So I
got the tailor to fix it for me and put
in like a one of those stretchy zippers so that
I can gain a bunch of weights.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, that's a great idea. Exactly wear stretchy clothes. That's
a really good idea. What did your partner break or
drink or ruin? Here's a text message. My aunt spilled
the drink on a board game at Christmas once and
my uncle blurted out you who were right in front
of Grandma and everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Geez, some pent up emotions.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Another text says that ADWB one. That's our short code, Dave.
At least you were in for in the dishwasher. I
broke my favorite mug the same way I made it
a plant holder.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, that's what I've done.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Where if I break a mug just in the same
exact way, I turn it into like a pencil holder.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So depends in there.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's just very special because Alison gave it to her.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is this mug on your Instagram? This is after you fixed.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It, after I fixed it. Yeah, we see what a
good job I did?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Look good because I was gonna flame, not flame you.
But I just think I don't think gluing things back
together makes it as perfect as it was, but this
does look seamless.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Actually need to borrow some super glue? Can I have some?
You always have everything?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, okay, you see?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What did your partner break or what did somebody break?
Or what did you break that They were like, my god,
this is the worst thing you ever love to hear
your story. Send me a text at KDWB one. On
The Dave Ryan Show, I was talking about how I
accidental lyast broke Susan's favorite mug taking out of the
dishwasher the other day. Crash, what'd you break my mug? Yeah?
(05:57):
Which one your favorite one? I'm going to kill you.
So I glued it together and it's turned out that
it's fine and she's actually fine with it. So we
were asking what did you break that was very valuable
or that somebody broke that happened to you. Here's one
that is very touching. My dad had a very delicate
elephant figurine from a trip to Africa by the window
(06:17):
in the living room. He said, it's worth a lot
of money, but more important than that, it just means
so much to me. Don't kick your soccer ball in
the house. Well you know what's coming. They kicked the
soccer ball. It hit the one thing that he said
not to break. I was devastated, felt awful. I later
bought him an elephant to replace it, but it wasn't
the same. It was fifteen years ago, and it still
hurts my heart that I did this to them. Yep,
(06:40):
that's sad. I feel bad. I had a ceramic This
is a text message. I had a ceramic hanging lamp
my grandma's and my partner dropped it and broke it.
My Grandma's been gone for thirty years, and you look
at it and you can it's kind of like the
leg lamp in Christmas Story. Yeah, yeah, maybe you've never
seen Christmas Story. The leg lamp, the classic.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You know what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
My dad treasures the leg lamp and the mom drops
it and breaks its.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Christmas Christmas Story is the one where his tongue get
stuck to the pole.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, Yeah, that's a big part of it. Yes, yes,
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Says my husband is a big softball player.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All they wear are pit vipers, which are those like
fancy sunglasses, and she said she sat on his favorite pair.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh no, oh, I'm sorry, buddy. We'll talk back to Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
So we just moved from out of state. And there
was this little, kitchy little chair that the baby Yoda
doll was sitting on, and my husband likes Baby Yoda.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But I threw away the little chair thinking it looked
like a garage sale.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Mind.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But come to find out after.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
I threw it away, that little chair, Jeff, my husband's
grandparents have pictures of them sitting on it, as well
as his parents him as a baby boy, and his
daughter's and was supposed to pass it down, but I
threw it away.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Dah, you threw it away.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Now that I'd be mad about.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
You can break something, or you can fix something that
was broken, but that it's gone.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, oh man.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
There are actually quite a few of these. One of
my favorites. My boyfriend at the time broke my freaking bong.
I was so mad. I don't have a breakthanks story,
But I'm notorious for leaving chapstick in the clothes dryer.
Always happens to my husband clothes. However, pro tip, put
a drop of dawn dish soap on the stain. Washing
good as new.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, this Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
When my husband's grandma was moving into a nursing home,
she gifted me a tea cup and saucer that had
been given to her by her kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I brought it home and said it on the counter.
A few minutes later, I opened the cupboard and a
can of beans fell out of the cupboard and landed on.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
The cup, shattering it to pieces.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She had kept it for eighty years, and it lasted
about three hours in my care.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I never told her what now? What was the story
from the kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Her husband's grandma Okay, was given a tea cup and
saucer by her kindredgart Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So, she had had it for eighty.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Years and then gave it grandson.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
And then within three hours a can of beans fell
on it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know what? It was God's will, God's will.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Wonder like beans. It was the kind of bacon.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The good question Fan camps. I'm gonna guess probably let's
hear what drives you a little bit crazy. Use the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio at the red microphone and
you get to be on the radio.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Drives me crazy when people apply for a job, they
do a call with recruitment, they set up in an interview,
and then they don't show up, or they call in
and say they got into a car accident.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
And they won't be able to make it.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
I can't tell you how I've done that.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
And if I.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Had a dime for every time, I could at least
buy myself lunch.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I wonder why that is. It's like you want the job,
but then you don't want the job all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right, Oh, that drives me crazy too, all right.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
My name is Emily. And something that drives me so
a little bit crazy is when I'm at the grocery
store and you know, we're walking down my eye and
people keep stopping in the middle of the aisles. I
can't get around them, and I try to be nice,
and usually it's an older person, but I just want
to lam my freaking cart in the back of the ankles,
like get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Okay, what drives you a little bit crazy?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Something that drives me crazy is how fast food places
don't post.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
A menu earlier in the lines.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's only when you get up to actually order that
you can look.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
At the menu.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Put a menu sooner, and then I can know what
I want, and then I don't have to be that person.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Then you're not I get it. You're going all right.
What drives you a little bit crazy? You can still
use the talk back button on the iHeart app. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
It is tabitha Shockapee.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
And what frustrates me is when I am trying to
get off an elevator and the people getting on just
get right on as soon as the door opens, I
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't see that a lot anymore. Once in a
while i'll see like a teenage boy like trying to
wriggle into the elevator while we're still trying to get out,
like the Mall of America. Yeah, it's like, bro, hey,
wait till we get off first.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Don't you know how this works?
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Next one, This is David in Egan, Minnesota, And something
that drives me crazy is when people drive slow for
no reason, or when they break and there's nothing to
break for, or when they drive fifteen under the speed
limit and there's no reason to I get that.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Maybe they don't have places to be, but I do.
You're important. Yes, you got places to be, David. Yes,
I'm more on talk Back Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
My biggest pep.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Peeve is when you're walking now on the street or
walking anywhere and there's people in front of you walking
so slow and just.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Don't walk with a purpose and just walk like just super.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Slow, or walk in the middle of the sidewalk and
you can't get around them.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It makes me so loud to see a lot of
people ambling. That's what they're doing. Are ambling? You know
what ambling is. No, you're not walking, you're just lifting
one leg and showinging it forward.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You're bumming around.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're kind of bumming around your ambling.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Sometimes I know where to be.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm just walking. Go amble somewhere else. Okay, Can I
give you one on the top of my head. Yeah,
when you're watching a movie or a TV show and
they show characters text messaging each.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Other, yes, we have a lot of people who said
that are you serious?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Book where they say if like a show or a
movie shows a phone and then you can read the
text message on it but you can't.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But you can't so tiny? Yeah, Like, well, how am
I supposed to see that? In that same vein.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I hate when if it's like a teenager text thing,
it says the letter you instead of the word you.
You are crazy. I hate that because people don't really
be texting like that, don't they don't we not the
letter you, the letter are okay, crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like it's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Good to know. I had more of these on the
talk back feature.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
Hey guys, it's Christian. And one thing that drives me
nuts is bad sound mastering during movies, so all the
dialogue is so quiet and then.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
There's some action saying it.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
It's this loud together, it's not how it actually works.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, we have another couple more of these other talk.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Bags that drive me nuts weird to begin, the first
one that comes to mind is when you sit down
to watch the news, in the first five minutes are
all previews about what's going to be on the news.
I'm already gonna watch. You don't have to hook me in.
That's the whole reason I sat down and tuned in
in the first Maybe put more news on instead of
wasting my time with previews for what I'm going to watch.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Okay, I actually kind of appreciate the previews because I'll
find out if there's something I really want to watch. Yeah, yeah,
all right, I think at least one more.
Speaker 13 (13:50):
You know, what drives means saying is that you need
help and those around you know that you need help,
and on that moment, they don't even get off their
chair to help you.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
They don't even not for you to help.
Speaker 13 (14:00):
Oh hi, and they continue to do their things. But
then when they've won your help, you're supposed to stop
whatever you're doing and help them out.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Drives me crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What personal experience sounds like it? What drives you a
little bit crazy? We got a bunch of Facebook tub
has messages.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Also, Christy says four way stops when a person was
there long before you and then they wave at you
to go, just just go. Shelley says, when I'm out
walking my dog in public and bicyclists don't give me
a heads up that they're coming up behind me, I
can't hear you coming. Why is it so hard to
give a courtesy shout out or.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Ring a bell, ring a bell, anything, we were at
ericson we got the electric bikes last summer, and we
noticed that when we come up on the side of people,
we don't like to go on your left because it
usually startles people. But we have little bells ring ring, ring, ring,
and then people look over their left shoulder and they
move their dog out of the way.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Text messages This one says, oscillating fans drive me a
little bit on me?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Or don't I pull that pin up so dang fast?
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Do?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
This one says every time someone has an empty cup
and a TV show, Oh, it drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Don't you think most TV shows they're drinking out of
an empty cup. When you're in theater, you've done a
lot of theater and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They are drinking out of an empty cup.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And it is one of my pet peeves too, when
they throw like a bottle back because they're drinking from it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
There's nothing in that bottle one.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
They don't even attribute any weight to that cup or
bottle and they don't swallow either.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Just check on it next.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
So true.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Next time someone's drinking something in a movie or a
show that you're watching, do they swallow?
Speaker 12 (15:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay, I'll watch for that yes, can Kendrick. You are
on Bizarro corner because you're going to talk about a
date that you had. We're all going to judge this
guy that you went on a date with, So feel
free to tell us all about the date. Good morning, Kendra,
Good morning, Good What happened? What's going on? I mean,
first of all, you had a date, good news, But
(15:58):
then it turns south? What what? What went wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I hadn't. He picked me up and I was excited,
but he had a police scanner in this car. Oh
I thought, I mean I thought it was kind of weird.
We were going out to dinner. We're going to go
to Red Cow. Yeah, and the entire way, like the
radio is like just going off. Like all I could
hear is like.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
Like ten eight, nine, sixteen twenty four and all all
all these police calls yeah, sixteen twenty four.
Speaker 15 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And then like anytime I tried to talk to him
about something, like, he kept it really brief because he
was really invested in this.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Please, it's this weird that he even has it in
his car.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I didn't know you could take the police scanner out
of like a police vehicle.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah. Wow, that past buy or online and by a
police scanner radioheck, back of the day radio check, he's
got it mounted under his dash I'm going to guess,
and he's like listening to the police scanner. So how
the rest of the date go? Once you got down
to Red Cow?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It was fine, Like we did trivia, so it wasn't
a whole lot of conversation, but like it wasn't bad conversation.
And then we got back in the car for the
ride home, he like was right back on that police scanner,
like listening intently, and he I tried to say something
to him and he shushed me, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
No, yeah, and he's like, old, there's a ten twenty
nine over on blah blah blah, yeah, and he's trying.
I can picture him reaching down to turn it up
while you're trying to talk about, you know, the night
or the pizza or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
So what are you doing this week?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Right, You're trying to go back to his house and
he's like, no, no, no, hold on, wait, it's a missing person.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is that a one and done date for you?
Speaker 12 (17:45):
Then?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Kendra?
Speaker 16 (17:47):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
Just like weird, and I like, I just want to
let you guys know what's going on because I didn't
know that you could have it in your car, like
I know of like.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Some old people that have it in their house, which
is fine, some old people that know.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I got, Yeah, I had. I had a girl friend
whose parents a long time ago had a police scanner
in their house. It's like, what are you listening for?
I still don't know why, right.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I had a friend who had it wasn't like a
police scanner, but she had a thing in her car
where it would bleep it go like if you were
near a police officer, so like if you were speeding
you could slow down.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You mean a radar detection, Yeah, radar.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Detector, that's what she had, but not a not a
police scanner. Like I can only imagine, like I mean
my brain. If I was sitting in the car and
I heard the police scanner going off and he would
shush me so you could listen to it, I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Are you on the run? How does one get into this?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Because I didn't know you could just buy these, So
my assumption was this guy was a cop and he
just took the raid the scanner into his car.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This I have no idea. It's kind of like a
It's probably like a hobby like, oh man, I get
a listen to the police scanner hobby like some of
us will scroll on Instagram over and over and over,
and he just can't get enough of his police scanner.
The reason there's probably a guy listening right now, or
somebody listening whose dad does the same thing. And it's like,
there's a ten twenty nine over in catty.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
We got to check it out.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Wow, He listens to it as white noise to fall asleep, like,
there's just so many questions.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Doesn't seem that entertaining. It is bizarre. Well, Kendrick, good
luck on your next date, and thanks for telling us
your story. Thank you, thank you. You have a weird
date or anything the bizarre happened to you, Please let
us know we love this stuff. Send an email to
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Did I tell you guys how I'm still going back
and forth with my apartment complex about the poop the dog.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Really you talked about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Somebody was like not cleaning up the dog poop? You
think a couple of people.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I watched one guy and I think he lives on
my floor. We have like patches of grass outside.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
He let his dog poop and then just walked away
and he knows I saw him too. So I emailed
them and I was like, hey, I almost stepped on it,
and like I watched this guy deliberately do it.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Can you guys say something? No email had been sent.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
And then I went to them, and I mean, she's
the nicest apartment lady, but she was like, yo, well,
we can send an email, but sometimes since it's like
just public access, people come from like the neighboring things,
and you know it's not necessarily our tenants, but they've
been sending all these other emails about unregistered vehicles and packages,
so I'm like, you can't send another email about the
dog poop.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's like, hey, please pick up your dog poop. Yeah,
it's so easy to pick up dog poop.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
They we have like a little dog park thing there,
so they have areas for you to get bags and
trash and stuff, pick.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It up, throw it out. It always will befuddle me
as to why people can't pick up their dog poop
and why you know, you see like either the dog
poop on the path or you see the bag of
dog poop that somebody has picked it up and they've
tied it in a neat little knot and said it
there on the side of the path.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's even stupid to me.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That is dumb to me because like, what, what are you?
Why is that right there? Like you you still manage
to pick it up? Because I could imagine if you're like, well,
I never pick up dog poop because I don't want
my hand to be like touching it, even if it's
with a bag. But like you put it in the
bag and then you left it there.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I don't know why this text message says it's dog poop,
poop cares I care? How would you feel if I
came in your house and poop and then just left
it there trying to Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
See that again. That attitude befuddles me. It's dog poop,
who cares well? We try to keep our neighborhoods. Like,
you know, you wouldn't just throw like an Arby's bag
on the ground. It's just an Arby's bag. Who cares well?
I care because this is our neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think the only time I ever leave dog poop
on the ground is if it's actively raining and or
like if it's snowing, and they poop on top of
the snow and there's snow like coming down in sheets.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Then I think that's gonna wash.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Away eventually or get buried, but mostly raining.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We're so, we're so, we got so many marshes and
swamps and lakes around here that where does the dog
poop wash into? Well, washes down into the marsh, yeah,
and the lake. So it's not a good idea. Cryptosporidiums
you want? Do you want to drink cryptosporidium with your
with your water? Do you want to fill your yetty
bottle with cryptospiridium? No? You do not. I think clean
up your dog poop. I don't care if it does
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wash into the marsh.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Would I rather do that or plastic bags everywhere?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
There's a bunch of text messages what he says, I'd
buy a sign from Amazon, a ticket in the dirt.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yourself that says pick up your dog poop. And a
bunch of phone calls.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Samantha's on the phone, Samantha, we're talking about dog poop
and and this comes up once in a while on
the show, but we try not to do it too often.
But it's when people leave the bags of dog poop
or just leave the dog poop there. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 17 (22:29):
Well, I just wanted to tell vant, like, go easy
on the people who need a dog poop because they're
planning to come back and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
What they're planning on coming and picking it up? Oh,
they're not.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
Mean.
Speaker 17 (22:41):
Will me and my husband do this, like we do
use the green poop bags, But then we'll just leave
it on the path off to the side. No one's
gonna step in it, and then we'll just come back like.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
Later that day is the next day and pick it up.
We don't want to tear it all the way home.
I mean we come back.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, you do not. I love Youantha love you, but
you maybe you are a small fraction of people who
decide to leave their poop bag on the side of
the path. Why not just take it with you because
one way or another, either today or tomorrow, you gotta
carry it home. Yeah, pick it up now, But.
Speaker 15 (23:16):
We don't we sing by like in our car.
Speaker 17 (23:18):
I mean we know we're going to be driving in Arount,
you know that there next day, and we'll just jump
out and grab it and then put in the.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Trush on the way out that sounds how many times
using back in the same place. Never because we come
back and get it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Actually does some one else comes back and get it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
You're right, Bailey, but I think you do have a point.
If I am well for a walk, uh and I
see a bag of dog poop on the side of
the trail, it's usually not there the next day. But
I don't give the owner the purp. I don't give
the purp credit. I give credit to Ellen, who also
walks on the path and said, I'm a good neighbor,
a good citizen. I'm going to clean up your mess
(23:55):
because you know what we do a lot of the
time in life. We spend a lot of our time
in life fixing a people screw up, whether it's your kids,
your boyfriends, your parents, your boss, your coworker. That's what we.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Do, Samantha, don't pick up your poop needs a clip.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I can't mention clip on the radio. No, I cannot mention.
I'm not allowed to mention this amazing device that clips
to your dog's leash. I'm not allowed to mention that.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
No. No, can you buy only Etsy?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Probably you can't mention that.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I don't know. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You cannot mention that. Hey, Samantha gonna mail you a
clip a do Okay.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
I don't think you can try it out?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Okay, thank you very much, Quinn. Don't mention it. You
can't mention that, say anything?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Who is Cameron? Cameron? We're talking about dog poop?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Alright?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
So, like I was mentioning to vant, I I work
as a license dot tech and so we also have
to worry.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
About, you know what that dog may have.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Even if you.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Don't know directly.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
There could be something your.
Speaker 16 (24:57):
Pet has and then my pet walks by.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Or maybe they're a cool eater and they get a
hold of it and then they end up with.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Cryptosporidium? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Did they teach you that? And that's school?
Speaker 9 (25:11):
Yep, there's cock city.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
There's Cockcitia Yep. Okay, yeah, city city.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I appreciate that, And I think that that's that's true
clean up. Everybody knows this, And I think that I'm
going to give the benefit of the doubt to most
people who don't clean up after their dog. They really
think that it's better for it to be washed away
by the rain rather than use a plastic bag, which
is bad for the environment, or they just forgot to
(25:38):
bring a poop bag. And I think a lot of
the time I've been there before, I forgot to bring
a poop bag.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
I've forgotten one too.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It happens we human like four and the dog just
poops like eight times.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
It?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Just it marks me when I see, at least in
my apartment complex. I'm sure a lot of them, like
the nicer, newer ones. They have bags, they have dog parks,
they have trash cans they throw out yeah right, and.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Just people just like no, yeah, no, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We had a bunch of text messages. As somebody said,
the first caller about the dog poop had a poop attitude.
Don't be rude to Dave. He's an angel. Yeah no,
I think that she was just, you know, vigorously defending
the fact that she comes by later and picks him up.
Here's one. I had a great day and I would
never leave his poop on the side. Can you imagine
(26:29):
if I left a bundle of log sized dog poop
to pick up later.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's what I'm saying. It's more work than it's worth.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
A lot of people are dragging me for leaving my
poop when it was raining. I haven't had a dog
in thirteen years. Okay, I haven't done it in a minute.
I was young and dumb.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Somebody texted said, call the people out yourself, maybe in
a nice way. No, because then what if they like, okay,
I'll pick up the poop, then they throw it at me.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Maybe we have we do this every Friday. And I
don't like this idea, but I've enjoyed it before that.
We said, well, let's do pros and cons, so you
you know, you give us a pro or a con
about cruises. And we did that. We did one about Halloween.
We did one about Taylor Swift. We did one about
(27:12):
putting Christmas decorations up early.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Did one about Disney.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We did today's is Yeah, chant is playing tomorrow four o'clock.
They play Spring Lake Park.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Good to know.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, thank you. I really didn't know that. I don't
know why I can't google that myself. All right, pros
and cons. The today's subject is me Dave Ryan, Yes,
and and you two are just looking to bully me again.
So we have the people on the phone here for
pros and cons. We have first of all Kenzie, who
(27:45):
is going to be pro Dave Ryan, and then Jessica
who is con Dave Ryan. Jessica, kurse you, curse you,
curse you, and your and your and your and your
cats and your dogs.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Also ad yesterday when we asked for people, it was
so easy to find people for con Dave Ryan. We
were scraping the bucket looking for.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
People for pro.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right. See, okay, you stand by Jessica, right, okay, okay, Kenzy, Hello,
my lovely Kensey.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
You are Parlo, you are.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Pro Dave Ryan. Welcome to the Dave Ryan Show. What
did you want to say that is pro me?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (28:26):
To be fair, as Mant said, he.
Speaker 17 (28:29):
Had a scrape the bottom of the bucket a little.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Bit, So I did wait like five minutes before I
called in, assuming that the line was going to be busy,
and then he got on. I said, did you find
anyone yet?
Speaker 15 (28:40):
And he didn't? So here I am.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Really good.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Wow, I really really loved voting confidence over here.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
All right, Why we are pro Dave Ryan. He has
been the constant calm in the Twin Cities for the
last century, specifically out COVID. I can recall you got
me through all of the years of COVID with all
of your stories, and I have decided if you close
(29:10):
your eyes and when you hear you go, oh okay,
you really sound like Yogi Bear. And so that's what
really has stuck out is.
Speaker 18 (29:20):
In my head.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
And how could you not.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Adore Yogi Bear, Jessica.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
So yeah, Jessica, we'll get to you in a minute.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
But you have no shame with any of your stories,
proving that you're just like us when it comes to
your exit nurfball someone out in public. You love a
good prank, and you've been the father of Twin Cities
for as long as I can remember, and we adore you,
Yogi Bear.
Speaker 15 (29:49):
Dave Bryan Ca.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Boo.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Special shout out to my bff Hi Dizzo, who helped
me with this list because again I texted her and
I said, Dave's being for support.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Online begging she needed help put it together.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I love you, Dave, I love you back.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
She chexts her notes we love you, Dave.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Steve Cochran, Okay, yeah, thank you very much. There's a
little special place in heaven for people like you. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, all right, move on to the con lady.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I want to I don't want to talk to her.
Oh I think I accidentally hung up.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh no, Jessica, are you there?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Oh great, No, you're here. You're here. He's doing a
bit because he's.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
Kenzy is actually lowkey my friend. You guys didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Oh my gosh, sare lowkey friends. And they didn't even
know that they were both doing this today.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, I want to hear this list of cons because
this is I'm actually taking notes.
Speaker 18 (30:57):
Oh yes, Bailey, this is this is justice for all
of you guys.
Speaker 16 (31:00):
Okay, so solicified.
Speaker 15 (31:05):
So number one, he.
Speaker 16 (31:06):
Buys the most unnecessary gadgets known to man time, so.
Speaker 18 (31:10):
True, six hundred dollars on a soft folder three thousand
and be like, you guys don't have one.
Speaker 16 (31:17):
Everyone should have one in their household.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh what like just anything?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, cot, No, you are you are correct. I do
buy stupid things that I regret. But then does it
take us to Benny Hannah?
Speaker 16 (31:27):
Yeah exactly, but then test the morning show. He can't
do it because you know, but if you stopped buying
ten thousand dollars and us lately lessons, you know, you
could take your group out.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
O what else, Jessica?
Speaker 9 (31:41):
He the Morning Show is for real?
Speaker 16 (31:44):
Dave Ryan, Okay, anytime Bailey bought Jenny, You guys, try
to talk. It's always like this reminds.
Speaker 18 (31:52):
Me of something that happened to me back in nineteen
ninety four, and.
Speaker 15 (31:57):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Thank you, Dave, and you know what, You're not wrong, Seriously,
I have a lot of stories stored up. Gives you
long a ted reminds me of when Lee Volsvic and
I got into an argument at the old Whitney Hotel.
Speaker 16 (32:11):
Jee piggybacking off a number two. Oh my goodness, you guys,
Dave Bryan and his family.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Nobody asked him about his kids anymore because.
Speaker 16 (32:22):
Daves will talk to you for hours. You're trying to
move on, Bailey looking at the clock. Vo It's like, hey,
next thing, and work on chapter four of Cartoons Saturday.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Chapter four Carson Saturday.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Did you know my boys in Berlin right now with
the David Kushner tour?
Speaker 16 (32:42):
Of course we do.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Of course you do.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Good?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You got two more points?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (32:47):
Okay? Now Davis's music recommendations legit Dad energy.
Speaker 18 (32:52):
He will be like you guys, new artists banger.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Listen to it now find out it's something to hear in.
Speaker 16 (32:58):
The doctor's office.
Speaker 18 (33:00):
Literally Abby the Bobby of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh gosh, I don't disrespect one of the greatest artists
of our time. I mean, on, here we go. Sorry
so catchy Dave should have been a hit. All right?
(33:26):
We done yet?
Speaker 8 (33:26):
She says one more, Dave.
Speaker 16 (33:28):
This is the last one.
Speaker 18 (33:29):
And this is where I know my people are out here. Dave,
if you are the King of over talking war of
the roses, we be sitting here listening for the lies,
all the stuttering, and then here comes Dave with a
forty eight minute comment, a moral lesson. He's talking about
his weekend, and we trying to figure out why Jessica
(33:49):
gotta do it fresh in this house?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
What she got her toothbrush in this man's house.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And you're like, you know, it does make you think,
should I be more careful with my possessions? And it really,
you know, comes to comes to think about it, she
wanted to get.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
It's like, wow, this has been very hurtful, bullying, but constructive,
constructive at the same time.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
My favorite part was here saying you'd be saying, oh
you guys got to hit this new artist. And so
you hear at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Jessica, I'm coming over to do terrible things to your
lawn with a fork, so just be ready. This reminds
me of the time in two thousand when Patty Ebert
and I were at the salt the Salt Lake City Olympics,
and we had a big thank you. Okay, what a
(34:50):
good roast.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You guys should be happy. I get a thick skin
and a big ego.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
We're busy listening about after four of Carson Saturday
I'm unloading the dishwasher on Saturday, and I was trying
to carry too many coffee mugs over to the coffee
mug cabinet and colunk, klank crack. Susan's favorite mug falls
from my pinky finger where I looped it around. The
little handle fell from my pinky finger, and it is
now laying in only two pieces, the handle and the cup.
(00:20):
Not bad. What was that I dropped a mug? Which mug?
She shouts from a recliner. It was it was one
of yours? Which one as the one that said I
love I Love my mom or something like that. I
don't remember. That's my favorite mug. Of course you broke it,
(00:45):
Alison got me that mug. I'm sorry. Well what gods
son of a deep But be more careful, you stupid
make phil filth flarm and philth phil farm. Well, I
didn't mean to you drop things. Tell you know, I
don't drop anything important.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Why would you turn it around on her and be like,
well you do it too.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Just say I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
That's a defense mechanism. Yeah, well I was sorry, Okay, yeah,
I'm sorry. It didn't mean to It was sorry. You'd
be more careful. How many mugs have been gad that
farm filth flarm filth farm. And I'm exaggerating. She didn't
blow up that bad. She's a pretty kind, even tempered person.
(01:28):
But I and I'm like, no problem. This is why
we got super glue. I get in the junk drawer,
because where do you keep her super glue in the
junk drawer? Get it out. Then I got super glue
all over the counter because I took well, you you
poked the super glue, a brand new one with the
pointy end of the super glue, and it's packed under
(01:51):
extreme pressure under there. So I poke it. It comes
out like it's coming out really fast, and it's all
over the can and now it's on the counter. She
says from over my shoulder. I'm like, well, I can
wipe that up. She's like, you can't wipe that up.
I'm like, so I fixed it. I got it fine.
(02:12):
And I actually put a picture of it if you
want to see this gorgeous, priceless mug oh Instagram story
Dave Ryan kt.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
WB Well, now I want to see what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
The reason I ask you this is because I want
to ask you, have you ever broken or did your
partner ever break something? I'll give you one more story, Susan. She,
do you know what a humble figurine is? No, old
people used to collect them back in the sixties. So
my mom had a humble figurine. It's a little ceramic,
valuable German thing of like a little boy with a
(02:44):
pig or a girl with a goat or something like that.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
So I didn't want it anymore. My mom had given
it to me. I don't want it anymore. Sell it.
Susan broke it while packing it, this shit to sip
off to ship off to somebody on eBay. And did
I go after her?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
No, I did not, because I knew I would lose
that battle. So let me ask you a question. You
never broke anything of alyss'es or she broke something in yours.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Last year or maybe earlier this year.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I have a shot glass that I got from I
have a bunch of shot glasses. One was from Jamaica
when we went last summer, and then one was from
Jimmy fallon Ride at Universal in Orlando. Oh cool, And
I love them both because they're like memory, they're souvenirs. Yeah, Rah,
She they fall in the drain, like the disposal thing,
and then she turns on the garbage and all I
(03:28):
hear and then I don't hear anything because the garbage
supposal breaks.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Yeah, and she's like, oh.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I drop something down there?
Speaker 1 (03:34):
What is it?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Of shot glasses?
Speaker 5 (03:35):
And we have regular shot glasses, so I'm assuming and
hoping it's those. No, of course it's my favorite ones,
the souvenir ones.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
And I tried not to.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
I didn't blow up, but I tried to not be
upset about it, like, oh, it's they're just shot glasses.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I was so upset.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh no, upset, Yeah, but you can't act too upset
about it.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
Yeah, I was more upset to the garbage disposal was
broken to it was.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Like I don't have to put Yeah, nothing, nothing that
I have had really like sentimental. We're not necessarily sentimental
people here at the Hess family. But I did have
in high school one of my grandma's dresses that I
was going to wear to like a swing dancing event,
and I got stuck in it and it wouldn't zip up,
and the zipper was It's like a vintage dress, so
the zipper would go up.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
So my mom had to cut me out of it.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
But thankfully, like I took it to a tailor right
three years ago after it had been I just I
held onto that dress because I thought it's such a
cute dress and it belonged to my grandma. So I
got the tailor to fix it for me and put
in like a one of those stretchy zippers so that
I can gain a bunch of weights.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Well, that's a great idea. Exactly wear stretchy clothes. That's
a really good idea. What did your partner break or
drink or ruin? Here's a text message. My aunt spilled
the drink on a board game at Christmas once and
my uncle blurted out you who were right in front
of Grandma and everyone.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Geez, some pent up emotions.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Another text says that ADWB one. That's our short code, Dave.
At least you were in for in the dishwasher. I
broke my favorite mug the same way I made it
a plant holder.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Yeah, that's what I've done.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Where if I break a mug just in the same
exact way, I turn it into like a pencil holder.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
So depends in there.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
It's just very special because Alison gave it to her.
I get it.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Is this mug on your Instagram? This is after you fixed.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It, after I fixed it. Yeah, we see what a
good job I did?
Speaker 5 (05:21):
Look good because I was gonna flame, not flame you.
But I just think I don't think gluing things back
together makes it as perfect as it was, but this
does look seamless.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Actually need to borrow some super glue? Can I have some?
You always have everything?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Yeah, okay, you see?
Speaker 6 (05:35):
Is that?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
What did your partner break or what did somebody break?
Or what did you break that They were like, my god,
this is the worst thing you ever love to hear
your story. Send me a text at KDWB one. On
The Dave Ryan Show, I was talking about how I
accidental lyast broke Susan's favorite mug taking out of the
dishwasher the other day. Crash, what'd you break my mug? Yeah?
(05:57):
Which one your favorite one? I'm going to kill you.
So I glued it together and it's turned out that
it's fine and she's actually fine with it. So we
were asking what did you break that was very valuable
or that somebody broke that happened to you. Here's one
that is very touching. My dad had a very delicate
elephant figurine from a trip to Africa by the window
(06:17):
in the living room. He said, it's worth a lot
of money, but more important than that, it just means
so much to me. Don't kick your soccer ball in
the house. Well you know what's coming. They kicked the
soccer ball. It hit the one thing that he said
not to break. I was devastated, felt awful. I later
bought him an elephant to replace it, but it wasn't
the same. It was fifteen years ago, and it still
hurts my heart that I did this to them. Yep,
(06:40):
that's sad. I feel bad. I had a ceramic This
is a text message. I had a ceramic hanging lamp
my grandma's and my partner dropped it and broke it.
My Grandma's been gone for thirty years, and you look
at it and you can it's kind of like the
leg lamp in Christmas Story. Yeah, yeah, maybe you've never
seen Christmas Story. The leg lamp, the classic.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
You know what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
My dad treasures the leg lamp and the mom drops
it and breaks its.
Speaker 5 (07:04):
Christmas Christmas Story is the one where his tongue get
stuck to the pole.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Right, Yeah, that's a big part of it. Yes, yes,
exactly right.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Says my husband is a big softball player.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
All they wear are pit vipers, which are those like
fancy sunglasses, and she said she sat on his favorite pair.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Oh no, oh, I'm sorry, buddy. We'll talk back to Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:22):
So we just moved from out of state. And there
was this little, kitchy little chair that the baby Yoda
doll was sitting on, and my husband likes Baby Yoda.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
But I threw away the little chair thinking it looked
like a garage sale.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Mind.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
But come to find out after.
Speaker 7 (07:37):
I threw it away, that little chair, Jeff, my husband's
grandparents have pictures of them sitting on it, as well
as his parents him as a baby boy, and his
daughter's and was supposed to pass it down, but I
threw it away.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Dah, you threw it away.
Speaker 3 (07:54):
Now that I'd be mad about.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
You can break something, or you can fix something that
was broken, but that it's gone.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Yeah, oh man.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
There are actually quite a few of these. One of
my favorites. My boyfriend at the time broke my freaking bong.
I was so mad. I don't have a breakthanks story,
But I'm notorious for leaving chapstick in the clothes dryer.
Always happens to my husband clothes. However, pro tip, put
a drop of dawn dish soap on the stain. Washing
good as new.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
Okay, this Texas.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
When my husband's grandma was moving into a nursing home,
she gifted me a tea cup and saucer that had
been given to her by her kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I brought it home and said it on the counter.
A few minutes later, I opened the cupboard and a
can of beans fell out of the cupboard and landed on.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
The cup, shattering it to pieces.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
She had kept it for eighty years, and it lasted
about three hours in my care.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I never told her what now? What was the story
from the kindergarten teacher.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Her husband's grandma Okay, was given a tea cup and
saucer by her kindredgart Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
So, she had had it for eighty.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Years and then gave it grandson.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
And then within three hours a can of beans fell
on it.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
You know what? It was God's will, God's will.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Wonder like beans. It was the kind of bacon.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
The good question Fan camps. I'm gonna guess probably let's
hear what drives you a little bit crazy. Use the
talkback feature on the iHeartRadio at the red microphone and
you get to be on the radio.
Speaker 8 (09:22):
Drives me crazy when people apply for a job, they
do a call with recruitment, they set up in an interview,
and then they don't show up, or they call in
and say they got into a car accident.
Speaker 6 (09:37):
And they won't be able to make it.
Speaker 8 (09:38):
I can't tell you how I've done that.
Speaker 9 (09:42):
And if I.
Speaker 8 (09:43):
Had a dime for every time, I could at least
buy myself lunch.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
I wonder why that is. It's like you want the job,
but then you don't want the job all of a sudden.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
Right, Oh, that drives me crazy too, all right.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
My name is Emily. And something that drives me so
a little bit crazy is when I'm at the grocery
store and you know, we're walking down my eye and
people keep stopping in the middle of the aisles. I
can't get around them, and I try to be nice,
and usually it's an older person, but I just want
to lam my freaking cart in the back of the ankles,
like get out of the way.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Okay, what drives you a little bit crazy?
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Something that drives me crazy is how fast food places
don't post.
Speaker 10 (10:22):
A menu earlier in the lines.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
It's only when you get up to actually order that
you can look.
Speaker 11 (10:28):
At the menu.
Speaker 10 (10:29):
Put a menu sooner, and then I can know what
I want, and then I don't have to be that person.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Then you're not I get it. You're going all right.
What drives you a little bit crazy? You can still
use the talk back button on the iHeart app. Good morning.
Speaker 8 (10:47):
It is tabitha Shockapee.
Speaker 7 (10:50):
And what frustrates me is when I am trying to
get off an elevator and the people getting on just
get right on as soon as the door opens, I
have a great day.
Speaker 1 (11:00):
I don't see that a lot anymore. Once in a
while i'll see like a teenage boy like trying to
wriggle into the elevator while we're still trying to get out,
like the Mall of America. Yeah, it's like, bro, hey,
wait till we get off first.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
Don't you know how this works?
Speaker 12 (11:13):
Next one, This is David in Egan, Minnesota, And something
that drives me crazy is when people drive slow for
no reason, or when they break and there's nothing to
break for, or when they drive fifteen under the speed
limit and there's no reason to I get that.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Maybe they don't have places to be, but I do.
You're important. Yes, you got places to be, David. Yes,
I'm more on talk Back Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
My biggest pep.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Peeve is when you're walking now on the street or
walking anywhere and there's people in front of you walking
so slow and just.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Don't walk with a purpose and just walk like just super.
Speaker 12 (11:53):
Slow, or walk in the middle of the sidewalk and
you can't get around them.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
It makes me so loud to see a lot of
people ambling. That's what they're doing. Are ambling? You know
what ambling is. No, you're not walking, you're just lifting
one leg and showinging it forward.
Speaker 3 (12:07):
You're bumming around.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
You're kind of bumming around your ambling.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
Sometimes I know where to be.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
I'm just walking. Go amble somewhere else. Okay, Can I
give you one on the top of my head. Yeah,
when you're watching a movie or a TV show and
they show characters text messaging each.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Other, yes, we have a lot of people who said
that are you serious?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Book where they say if like a show or a
movie shows a phone and then you can read the
text message on it but you can't.
Speaker 3 (12:29):
But you can't so tiny? Yeah, Like, well, how am
I supposed to see that? In that same vein.
Speaker 5 (12:34):
I hate when if it's like a teenager text thing,
it says the letter you instead of the word you.
You are crazy. I hate that because people don't really
be texting like that, don't they don't we not the
letter you, the letter are okay, crazy?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Like it's so dumb.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Good to know. I had more of these on the
talk back feature.
Speaker 10 (12:51):
Hey guys, it's Christian. And one thing that drives me
nuts is bad sound mastering during movies, so all the
dialogue is so quiet and then.
Speaker 3 (13:02):
There's some action saying it.
Speaker 10 (13:04):
It's this loud together, it's not how it actually works.
Speaker 6 (13:13):
Nuts.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, we have another couple more of these other talk.
Speaker 11 (13:17):
Bags that drive me nuts weird to begin, the first
one that comes to mind is when you sit down
to watch the news, in the first five minutes are
all previews about what's going to be on the news.
I'm already gonna watch. You don't have to hook me in.
That's the whole reason I sat down and tuned in
in the first Maybe put more news on instead of
wasting my time with previews for what I'm going to watch.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Okay, I actually kind of appreciate the previews because I'll
find out if there's something I really want to watch. Yeah, yeah,
all right, I think at least one more.
Speaker 13 (13:50):
You know, what drives means saying is that you need
help and those around you know that you need help,
and on that moment, they don't even get off their
chair to help you.
Speaker 9 (13:57):
They don't even not for you to help.
Speaker 13 (14:00):
Oh hi, and they continue to do their things. But
then when they've won your help, you're supposed to stop
whatever you're doing and help them out.
Speaker 8 (14:10):
Drives me crazy?
Speaker 1 (14:11):
What personal experience sounds like it? What drives you a
little bit crazy? We got a bunch of Facebook tub
has messages.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Also, Christy says four way stops when a person was
there long before you and then they wave at you
to go, just just go. Shelley says, when I'm out
walking my dog in public and bicyclists don't give me
a heads up that they're coming up behind me, I
can't hear you coming. Why is it so hard to
give a courtesy shout out or.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Ring a bell, ring a bell, anything, we were at
ericson we got the electric bikes last summer, and we
noticed that when we come up on the side of people,
we don't like to go on your left because it
usually startles people. But we have little bells ring ring, ring, ring,
and then people look over their left shoulder and they
move their dog out of the way.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Text messages This one says, oscillating fans drive me a
little bit on me?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
Or don't I pull that pin up so dang fast?
Speaker 12 (15:04):
Do?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
This one says every time someone has an empty cup
and a TV show, Oh, it drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Don't you think most TV shows they're drinking out of
an empty cup. When you're in theater, you've done a
lot of theater and stuff.
Speaker 3 (15:16):
They are drinking out of an empty cup.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
And it is one of my pet peeves too, when
they throw like a bottle back because they're drinking from it.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
There's nothing in that bottle one.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
They don't even attribute any weight to that cup or
bottle and they don't swallow either.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
Just check on it next.
Speaker 10 (15:32):
So true.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Next time someone's drinking something in a movie or a
show that you're watching, do they swallow?
Speaker 12 (15:37):
No?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Okay, I'll watch for that yes, can Kendrick. You are
on Bizarro corner because you're going to talk about a
date that you had. We're all going to judge this
guy that you went on a date with, So feel
free to tell us all about the date. Good morning, Kendra,
Good morning, Good What happened? What's going on? I mean,
first of all, you had a date, good news, But
(15:58):
then it turns south? What what? What went wrong? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (16:01):
I hadn't. He picked me up and I was excited,
but he had a police scanner in this car. Oh
I thought, I mean I thought it was kind of weird.
We were going out to dinner. We're going to go
to Red Cow. Yeah, and the entire way, like the
radio is like just going off. Like all I could
hear is like.
Speaker 14 (16:22):
Like ten eight, nine, sixteen twenty four and all all
all these police calls yeah, sixteen twenty four.
Speaker 15 (16:30):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:30):
And then like anytime I tried to talk to him
about something, like, he kept it really brief because he
was really invested in this.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Please, it's this weird that he even has it in
his car.
Speaker 5 (16:40):
I didn't know you could take the police scanner out
of like a police vehicle.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah. Wow, that past buy or online and by a
police scanner radioheck, back of the day radio check, he's
got it mounted under his dash I'm going to guess,
and he's like listening to the police scanner. So how
the rest of the date go? Once you got down
to Red Cow?
Speaker 4 (17:03):
It was fine, Like we did trivia, so it wasn't
a whole lot of conversation, but like it wasn't bad conversation.
And then we got back in the car for the
ride home, he like was right back on that police scanner,
like listening intently, and he I tried to say something
to him and he shushed me, oh.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
No, yeah, and he's like, old, there's a ten twenty
nine over on blah blah blah, yeah, and he's trying.
I can picture him reaching down to turn it up
while you're trying to talk about, you know, the night
or the pizza or whatever.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
So what are you doing this week?
Speaker 5 (17:38):
Right, You're trying to go back to his house and
he's like, no, no, no, hold on, wait, it's a missing person.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:43):
Is that a one and done date for you?
Speaker 12 (17:45):
Then?
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Kendra?
Speaker 16 (17:47):
Yeah, it was.
Speaker 14 (17:47):
Just like weird, and I like, I just want to
let you guys know what's going on because I didn't
know that you could have it in your car, like
I know of like.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
Some old people that have it in their house, which
is fine, some old people that know.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
I got, Yeah, I had. I had a girl friend
whose parents a long time ago had a police scanner
in their house. It's like, what are you listening for?
I still don't know why, right.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
I had a friend who had it wasn't like a
police scanner, but she had a thing in her car
where it would bleep it go like if you were
near a police officer, so like if you were speeding
you could slow down.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
You mean a radar detection, Yeah, radar.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
Detector, that's what she had, but not a not a
police scanner. Like I can only imagine, like I mean
my brain. If I was sitting in the car and
I heard the police scanner going off and he would
shush me so you could listen to it, I'd be like.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Are you on the run? How does one get into this?
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Because I didn't know you could just buy these, So
my assumption was this guy was a cop and he
just took the raid the scanner into his car.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
This I have no idea. It's kind of like a
It's probably like a hobby like, oh man, I get
a listen to the police scanner hobby like some of
us will scroll on Instagram over and over and over,
and he just can't get enough of his police scanner.
The reason there's probably a guy listening right now, or
somebody listening whose dad does the same thing. And it's like,
there's a ten twenty nine over in catty.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
We got to check it out.
Speaker 5 (19:02):
Wow, He listens to it as white noise to fall asleep, like,
there's just so many questions.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Doesn't seem that entertaining. It is bizarre. Well, Kendrick, good
luck on your next date, and thanks for telling us
your story. Thank you, thank you. You have a weird
date or anything the bizarre happened to you, Please let
us know we love this stuff. Send an email to
Ryan Show at KDWB dot com.
Speaker 5 (19:24):
Did I tell you guys how I'm still going back
and forth with my apartment complex about the poop the dog.
Speaker 3 (19:28):
Really you talked about it all the time.
Speaker 1 (19:30):
Somebody was like not cleaning up the dog poop? You
think a couple of people.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I watched one guy and I think he lives on
my floor. We have like patches of grass outside.
Speaker 5 (19:38):
He let his dog poop and then just walked away
and he knows I saw him too. So I emailed
them and I was like, hey, I almost stepped on it,
and like I watched this guy deliberately do it.
Speaker 3 (19:48):
Can you guys say something? No email had been sent.
Speaker 5 (19:52):
And then I went to them, and I mean, she's
the nicest apartment lady, but she was like, yo, well,
we can send an email, but sometimes since it's like
just public access, people come from like the neighboring things,
and you know it's not necessarily our tenants, but they've
been sending all these other emails about unregistered vehicles and packages,
so I'm like, you can't send another email about the
dog poop.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
It's like, hey, please pick up your dog poop. Yeah,
it's so easy to pick up dog poop.
Speaker 5 (20:13):
They we have like a little dog park thing there,
so they have areas for you to get bags and
trash and stuff, pick.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
It up, throw it out. It always will befuddle me
as to why people can't pick up their dog poop
and why you know, you see like either the dog
poop on the path or you see the bag of
dog poop that somebody has picked it up and they've
tied it in a neat little knot and said it
there on the side of the path.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
That's even stupid to me.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
That is dumb to me because like, what, what are you?
Why is that right there? Like you you still manage
to pick it up? Because I could imagine if you're like, well,
I never pick up dog poop because I don't want
my hand to be like touching it, even if it's
with a bag. But like you put it in the
bag and then you left it there.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
I don't know why this text message says it's dog poop,
poop cares I care? How would you feel if I
came in your house and poop and then just left
it there trying to Yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
See that again. That attitude befuddles me. It's dog poop,
who cares well? We try to keep our neighborhoods. Like,
you know, you wouldn't just throw like an Arby's bag
on the ground. It's just an Arby's bag. Who cares well?
I care because this is our neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
I think the only time I ever leave dog poop
on the ground is if it's actively raining and or
like if it's snowing, and they poop on top of
the snow and there's snow like coming down in sheets.
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Then I think that's gonna wash.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Away eventually or get buried, but mostly raining.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
We're so, we're so, we got so many marshes and
swamps and lakes around here that where does the dog
poop wash into? Well, washes down into the marsh, yeah,
and the lake. So it's not a good idea. Cryptosporidiums
you want? Do you want to drink cryptosporidium with your
with your water? Do you want to fill your yetty
bottle with cryptospiridium? No? You do not. I think clean
up your dog poop. I don't care if it does
(22:02):
wash into the marsh.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Would I rather do that or plastic bags everywhere?
Speaker 5 (22:06):
There's a bunch of text messages what he says, I'd
buy a sign from Amazon, a ticket in the dirt.
Speaker 3 (22:10):
Yourself that says pick up your dog poop. And a
bunch of phone calls.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Samantha's on the phone, Samantha, we're talking about dog poop
and and this comes up once in a while on
the show, but we try not to do it too often.
But it's when people leave the bags of dog poop
or just leave the dog poop there. What are your thoughts?
Speaker 17 (22:29):
Well, I just wanted to tell vant, like, go easy
on the people who need a dog poop because they're
planning to come back and pick it up.
Speaker 3 (22:36):
What they're planning on coming and picking it up? Oh,
they're not.
Speaker 16 (22:41):
Mean.
Speaker 17 (22:41):
Will me and my husband do this, like we do
use the green poop bags, But then we'll just leave
it on the path off to the side. No one's
gonna step in it, and then we'll just come back like.
Speaker 15 (22:49):
Later that day is the next day and pick it up.
We don't want to tear it all the way home.
I mean we come back.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
No, you do not. I love Youantha love you, but
you maybe you are a small fraction of people who
decide to leave their poop bag on the side of
the path. Why not just take it with you because
one way or another, either today or tomorrow, you gotta
carry it home. Yeah, pick it up now, But.
Speaker 15 (23:16):
We don't we sing by like in our car.
Speaker 17 (23:18):
I mean we know we're going to be driving in Arount,
you know that there next day, and we'll just jump
out and grab it and then put in the.
Speaker 15 (23:23):
Trush on the way out that sounds how many times
using back in the same place. Never because we come
back and get it.
Speaker 3 (23:31):
Actually does some one else comes back and get it.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
You're right, Bailey, but I think you do have a point.
If I am well for a walk, uh and I
see a bag of dog poop on the side of
the trail, it's usually not there the next day. But
I don't give the owner the purp. I don't give
the purp credit. I give credit to Ellen, who also
walks on the path and said, I'm a good neighbor,
a good citizen. I'm going to clean up your mess
(23:55):
because you know what we do a lot of the
time in life. We spend a lot of our time
in life fixing a people screw up, whether it's your kids,
your boyfriends, your parents, your boss, your coworker. That's what we.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
Do, Samantha, don't pick up your poop needs a clip.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
I can't mention clip on the radio. No, I cannot mention.
I'm not allowed to mention this amazing device that clips
to your dog's leash. I'm not allowed to mention that.
Speaker 3 (24:20):
No. No, can you buy only Etsy?
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Probably you can't mention that.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I don't know. I'm just wondering.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
You cannot mention that. Hey, Samantha gonna mail you a
clip a do Okay.
Speaker 15 (24:30):
I don't think you can try it out?
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Okay, thank you very much, Quinn. Don't mention it. You
can't mention that, say anything?
Speaker 7 (24:36):
All right?
Speaker 1 (24:37):
Who is Cameron? Cameron? We're talking about dog poop?
Speaker 3 (24:41):
What do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Alright?
Speaker 8 (24:44):
So, like I was mentioning to vant, I I work
as a license dot tech and so we also have
to worry.
Speaker 9 (24:50):
About, you know what that dog may have.
Speaker 4 (24:54):
Even if you.
Speaker 9 (24:55):
Don't know directly.
Speaker 8 (24:56):
There could be something your.
Speaker 16 (24:57):
Pet has and then my pet walks by.
Speaker 8 (25:00):
Or maybe they're a cool eater and they get a
hold of it and then they end up with.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Cryptosporidium? Is that a thing?
Speaker 3 (25:08):
Did they teach you that? And that's school?
Speaker 9 (25:11):
Yep, there's cock city.
Speaker 1 (25:12):
There's Cockcitia Yep. Okay, yeah, city city.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
I appreciate that, And I think that that's that's true
clean up. Everybody knows this, And I think that I'm
going to give the benefit of the doubt to most
people who don't clean up after their dog. They really
think that it's better for it to be washed away
by the rain rather than use a plastic bag, which
is bad for the environment, or they just forgot to
(25:38):
bring a poop bag. And I think a lot of
the time I've been there before, I forgot to bring
a poop bag.
Speaker 8 (25:44):
I've forgotten one too.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
It happens we human like four and the dog just
poops like eight times.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 4 (25:52):
It?
Speaker 5 (25:52):
Just it marks me when I see, at least in
my apartment complex. I'm sure a lot of them, like
the nicer, newer ones. They have bags, they have dog parks,
they have trash cans they throw out yeah right, and.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Just people just like no, yeah, no, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We had a bunch of text messages. As somebody said,
the first caller about the dog poop had a poop attitude.
Don't be rude to Dave. He's an angel. Yeah no,
I think that she was just, you know, vigorously defending
the fact that she comes by later and picks him up.
Here's one. I had a great day and I would
never leave his poop on the side. Can you imagine
(26:29):
if I left a bundle of log sized dog poop
to pick up later.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
That's what I'm saying. It's more work than it's worth.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
A lot of people are dragging me for leaving my
poop when it was raining. I haven't had a dog
in thirteen years. Okay, I haven't done it in a minute.
I was young and dumb.
Speaker 5 (26:43):
Somebody texted said, call the people out yourself, maybe in
a nice way. No, because then what if they like, okay,
I'll pick up the poop, then they throw it at me.
Speaker 1 (26:50):
Maybe we have we do this every Friday. And I
don't like this idea, but I've enjoyed it before that.
We said, well, let's do pros and cons, so you
you know, you give us a pro or a con
about cruises. And we did that. We did one about Halloween.
We did one about Taylor Swift. We did one about
(27:12):
putting Christmas decorations up early.
Speaker 3 (27:15):
Did one about Disney.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
We did today's is Yeah, chant is playing tomorrow four o'clock.
They play Spring Lake Park.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
Good to know.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Okay, thank you. I really didn't know that. I don't
know why I can't google that myself. All right, pros
and cons. The today's subject is me Dave Ryan, Yes,
and and you two are just looking to bully me again.
So we have the people on the phone here for
pros and cons. We have first of all Kenzie, who
(27:45):
is going to be pro Dave Ryan, and then Jessica
who is con Dave Ryan. Jessica, kurse you, curse you,
curse you, and your and your and your and your
cats and your dogs.
Speaker 5 (27:56):
Also ad yesterday when we asked for people, it was
so easy to find people for con Dave Ryan. We
were scraping the bucket looking for.
Speaker 3 (28:02):
People for pro.
Speaker 1 (28:05):
All right. See, okay, you stand by Jessica, right, okay, okay, Kenzy, Hello,
my lovely Kensey.
Speaker 8 (28:15):
You are Parlo, you are.
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Pro Dave Ryan. Welcome to the Dave Ryan Show. What
did you want to say that is pro me?
Speaker 3 (28:25):
Okay?
Speaker 15 (28:26):
To be fair, as Mant said, he.
Speaker 17 (28:29):
Had a scrape the bottom of the bucket a little.
Speaker 6 (28:31):
Bit, So I did wait like five minutes before I
called in, assuming that the line was going to be busy,
and then he got on. I said, did you find
anyone yet?
Speaker 15 (28:40):
And he didn't? So here I am.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
Really good.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Wow, I really really loved voting confidence over here.
Speaker 6 (28:48):
All right, Why we are pro Dave Ryan. He has
been the constant calm in the Twin Cities for the
last century, specifically out COVID. I can recall you got
me through all of the years of COVID with all
of your stories, and I have decided if you close
(29:10):
your eyes and when you hear you go, oh okay,
you really sound like Yogi Bear. And so that's what
really has stuck out is.
Speaker 18 (29:20):
In my head.
Speaker 3 (29:20):
And how could you not.
Speaker 6 (29:22):
Adore Yogi Bear, Jessica.
Speaker 5 (29:24):
So yeah, Jessica, we'll get to you in a minute.
Speaker 6 (29:29):
But you have no shame with any of your stories,
proving that you're just like us when it comes to
your exit nurfball someone out in public. You love a
good prank, and you've been the father of Twin Cities
for as long as I can remember, and we adore you,
Yogi Bear.
Speaker 15 (29:49):
Dave Bryan Ca.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Boo.
Speaker 6 (29:56):
Special shout out to my bff Hi Dizzo, who helped
me with this list because again I texted her and
I said, Dave's being for support.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
Online begging she needed help put it together.
Speaker 1 (30:09):
I love you, Dave, I love you back.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
She chexts her notes we love you, Dave.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Steve Cochran, Okay, yeah, thank you very much. There's a
little special place in heaven for people like you. Thank you.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Okay, all right, move on to the con lady.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
I want to I don't want to talk to her.
Oh I think I accidentally hung up.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Oh no, Jessica, are you there?
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Oh great, No, you're here. You're here. He's doing a
bit because he's.
Speaker 16 (30:43):
Kenzy is actually lowkey my friend. You guys didn't even know.
Speaker 5 (30:46):
Oh my gosh, sare lowkey friends. And they didn't even
know that they were both doing this today.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (30:52):
Okay, I want to hear this list of cons because
this is I'm actually taking notes.
Speaker 18 (30:57):
Oh yes, Bailey, this is this is justice for all
of you guys.
Speaker 16 (31:00):
Okay, so solicified.
Speaker 15 (31:05):
So number one, he.
Speaker 16 (31:06):
Buys the most unnecessary gadgets known to man time, so.
Speaker 18 (31:10):
True, six hundred dollars on a soft folder three thousand
and be like, you guys don't have one.
Speaker 16 (31:17):
Everyone should have one in their household.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
Oh what like just anything?
Speaker 3 (31:20):
Dumb?
Speaker 1 (31:20):
Okay, cot, No, you are you are correct. I do
buy stupid things that I regret. But then does it
take us to Benny Hannah?
Speaker 16 (31:27):
Yeah exactly, but then test the morning show. He can't
do it because you know, but if you stopped buying
ten thousand dollars and us lately lessons, you know, you
could take your group out.
Speaker 3 (31:36):
O what else, Jessica?
Speaker 9 (31:41):
He the Morning Show is for real?
Speaker 16 (31:44):
Dave Ryan, Okay, anytime Bailey bought Jenny, You guys, try
to talk. It's always like this reminds.
Speaker 18 (31:52):
Me of something that happened to me back in nineteen
ninety four, and.
Speaker 15 (31:57):
Talk.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
Thank you, Dave, and you know what, You're not wrong, Seriously,
I have a lot of stories stored up. Gives you
long a ted reminds me of when Lee Volsvic and
I got into an argument at the old Whitney Hotel.
Speaker 16 (32:11):
Jee piggybacking off a number two. Oh my goodness, you guys,
Dave Bryan and his family.
Speaker 18 (32:19):
Nobody asked him about his kids anymore because.
Speaker 16 (32:22):
Daves will talk to you for hours. You're trying to
move on, Bailey looking at the clock. Vo It's like, hey,
next thing, and work on chapter four of Cartoons Saturday.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
Chapter four Carson Saturday.
Speaker 1 (32:38):
Did you know my boys in Berlin right now with
the David Kushner tour?
Speaker 16 (32:42):
Of course we do.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Of course you do.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
Good?
Speaker 3 (32:45):
You got two more points?
Speaker 6 (32:47):
Yes?
Speaker 16 (32:47):
Okay? Now Davis's music recommendations legit Dad energy.
Speaker 18 (32:52):
He will be like you guys, new artists banger.
Speaker 9 (32:55):
Listen to it now find out it's something to hear in.
Speaker 16 (32:58):
The doctor's office.
Speaker 18 (33:00):
Literally Abby the Bobby of twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Oh gosh, I don't disrespect one of the greatest artists
of our time. I mean, on, here we go. Sorry
so catchy Dave should have been a hit. All right?
(33:26):
We done yet?
Speaker 8 (33:26):
She says one more, Dave.
Speaker 16 (33:28):
This is the last one.
Speaker 18 (33:29):
And this is where I know my people are out here. Dave,
if you are the King of over talking war of
the roses, we be sitting here listening for the lies,
all the stuttering, and then here comes Dave with a
forty eight minute comment, a moral lesson. He's talking about
his weekend, and we trying to figure out why Jessica
(33:49):
gotta do it fresh in this house?
Speaker 3 (33:52):
What she got her toothbrush in this man's house.
Speaker 2 (33:55):
And you're like, you know, it does make you think,
should I be more careful with my possessions? And it really,
you know, comes to comes to think about it, she
wanted to get.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
It's like, wow, this has been very hurtful, bullying, but constructive,
constructive at the same time.
Speaker 5 (34:17):
My favorite part was here saying you'd be saying, oh
you guys got to hit this new artist. And so
you hear at the doctor's office.
Speaker 1 (34:30):
Jessica, I'm coming over to do terrible things to your
lawn with a fork, so just be ready. This reminds
me of the time in two thousand when Patty Ebert
and I were at the salt the Salt Lake City Olympics,
and we had a big thank you. Okay, what a
(34:50):
good roast.
Speaker 3 (34:52):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
You guys should be happy. I get a thick skin
and a big ego.
Speaker 2 (34:58):
We're busy listening about after four of Carson Saturday
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