June 21, 2025 • 32 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've got a email about this, and I said, let's
get her on the phone to talk about this in person,
because I think you're going to have a strong opinion
about this whole thing. What is the what is her.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Name, Wandy? Hello, Wendy Hie.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Tell me your story. I'm well, thanks for trusting this.
It's kind of almost like a group therapy. But I'm
going to tell you right now, people are not going
to be supportive of one angle of your story. Tell
me what your question is, Wendy, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Sure? So I was invited to a wedding next month,
and I've just I've been working really hard to lose
weight and you know, firm up and tone up.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
And I'm really really proud of myself for everything. I love.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Good for you you should be.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Cute coat and the shorts that I really really love
and I can't wait to wear and I just I
feel great in it. But here's like kind of the
problem is that it's white.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like my girlfriends aren't so happy about me wearing.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
White to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
They think it's insulting to the bride.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
And I think that it looks nothing like a dress.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And also there's like this old fashioned wedding stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't know. I mean to be honest, I think
most brides aren't virgins anyway, so why are.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
They kind of because it's a tradition.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a tradition.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
About women wearing white to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't really know that much about the etiquette. I
will say that weddings are changing, but I think it
changes not with the guests making decisions, but with the
bride and groom making decisions. So the bride might want
to wear like a purple or you know, sparkly dress.
That's for her to decide. I don't know. Jenny and
Bailey and Vaught. You go to a lot more weddings
than I do. What do you guys think.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I think it's a very big jerk move. I think
that you can. I think you can find something else
to wear that you're still going to be looking twine
in post weight loss.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
So Congrassi.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is it what a jacket and shorts? I think a
sports coat? Oh, like a sport coat is like a
sports coat and shorts.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's a sports coat. It's a cute little sports coat.
It's nothing like a dress.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I don't think that that's the reason though, that you
don't wear white to a wedding. And I also don't
think that most people think of it as brides are virgins.
It's just the fact that that's like the tradition and
nobody else should be like having the glory of wearing
white like that takes the eyes off of the bride.
Then when someone else is wearing white at the wedding,
So I personally, why why?
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Yeah, okay, I wasn't being anybody. I was generally asking
why did it take eyes off of her?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I literally don't even think of that old tradition that
the bride wears white because she's a virgin.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I don't think of that.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
No, you are correct, most brides are most likely not
virgins these days. But I just think it's a matter
of everyone else gets to wear the color or a
neutral and the bride gets to have the white.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And that's how it is, Okay, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So, I mean to me, I would never mistake like, oh,
look at that, she's taking attention away from the bride
because she's wearing white. What if she wore a neon
jumpsuit that would take away attention for the bride.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But that's not off. That's not against the rules.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
You feel like whatever I mean, I think whatever you
choose to wear, you shouldn't be wearing something that could
take attention off of the bride and groom or bride bride, groom, groom, whatever.
I don't think you should be wearing anything that draws attention.
So if white would draw attention, which it would, then
don't wear it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We got a bunch of text messages on this one.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So basically, Wendy is invited to a wedding next month,
and you've like lost weight, and you've like, you know,
you're happy with the way you look, and you bought
yourself like a little jacket and a pair of white shorts.
And the problem is it's white. Your friends are like,
don't wear white. It's going to take away attention for
the groom from the bride. Text messages. Feel free to
wear the white outfit, but just no. As my sister's
(03:45):
maid of honor, it was one of my duties to
pour red wine on anybody that showed up in white.
Did you imagine, like, Okay, yeah, see her, Yeah, Wendy's
wearing white, Go pour some wet red wine on her.
Absolutely not, because everybody at the wedding is gonna be
talking about that guest that wore white. But if she's
super passionate about it, ask the bride, why is she
(04:08):
not asking the bride? I mean, could you ask the
bride and say can I That's the solution right there.
Ask the bride windy and say hey, can I wear
this white outfit? Maybe send her a picture of it.
And if she's like, yeah, cool, I don't care, well,
there's your answer. But if she even hesitates a little bit,
that's your answer to.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I wonder we got a text us this to check
with the bride.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
I wore a red flower dress, but the base color
was white, and I was so nervous, so I sent
a pick to the bride to make sure she was
fine with it.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
It's called respect. It's their day.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
And I was gonna ask that same question because I
wanted to wear this one dress that was white based,
but it had like pink and yellow, like big old
flowers all over it, And I wondered, like does this
constitute as white or is it just like solid white
that constitutes as white? Like what kind of white can
you wear? If white at all?
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Yeah, if they don't want you to wear white, then
maybe don't, but there are definitely so many more with
things that you could wear that would take more attention
away from the bride.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Sparkly body sit well, remember the story and it made
national news.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Y breaker.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I was literally just weather last weekend. Liz Kreeger got
her in.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Tell me the story.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
So, Liz wore this cocktail dress. She's very hot, very
in shape woman, and she wore kind of like a
cocktail sort of dress. She looked great in it. It
wasn't revealing of any sorts. It was just a little
bit shorter in a tight dress. And it made the
national news that it was an inappropriate dress to wear
to a wedding. And then I think she got bullied.
This was before you guys had her on the show, but.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
By other guests at the wedding.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah and so so yeah, it made like a national
news story of like, was her dress inappropriate? And I
don't know what happened when you guys had her on
the show what people said it was it was I
wasn't part of the show at that time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We had Jamie on the phone here Jamie, so basically,
Wendy is asking if she can wear white at the wedding, Jamie,
what do you want to say.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Just find something else to wear?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Because so many brides now they have their wedding dress
and then they have like a second outfit for the
reception and it's going to be warm out.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You don't know that friend's not going to come out
in her own sport.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Coat and short.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh that wouldn't it be awful?
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That could be. So you're saying, just don't just find
something else to wear.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Just find something else, I'm sure, or diet.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
If you love the outfit, go buy some right eye
and die at a different color.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, do it purple, Jenny, Good morning, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What do you want to tell Wendy?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I did that well first Congress on moving weight.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But two, it's their day.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
It's the one time the bride.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Needs to be shine.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
They were white.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
It's for her to stand out. It's her day.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Just go with any other color.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's the one time we should pick any other color
other than white.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I mean it kind of makes sense. It's like, Okay,
it's one day. I know that's your favorite out that
you look great in that, but yeah, just for the
one day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I don't know, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
How do we know she's wearing white?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
How do we know what a bride is? It almost
always like assumed that they're wearing white.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah, I would always assume that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Just one acception pretty much.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I walked into a bridle shop and been like, look
at all the colors.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, I think I think one exception might be if
you're like fifty seven years old and it's on your
third wedding, you might wear some other color than white,
and you wear whatever you want to.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I think like there's a lot of things said about
different colors that you can wear to a wedding. Like
one time I heard that if you wear a red
dress or read something, that means you slept with the
group yes. And I wore a red dress to Balin
and Jake's wedding. Yes, And so we found that out
later on. For the record, I have not slept with
foun yea. And but like there's that, and then there's
(07:43):
something with black too, and I'm like there's too much.
I think we can all agree though, that white is
the standard. You just do not wear that. I read
I wore red to a wedding last year too, and
I was like, I didn't know you were supposed to
do yeah, but I know I didn't.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Wait did you just confirm it?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But think about and I'll wrap it up with this one.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Think about probably every wedding you go to, there is
a woman in the in attendance that has slept with
the groom. Think about it. There probably is. If you
went to a wedding right now, because you have the
most incestuous friend group, Jenny, do you know that some
guy in the audience and the whatever will be like, yeah,
I slept with the bride At one point.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I can't say I know that, but like, I've definitely
been at weddings with people I've slept with, but it's
not usually the bride or the groom.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
You know, it could be either. One.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I was not invited to a wedding because her husband
found out that we had hooked up. So he's like, no,
he's not coming. I'm like, I kind of get that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I wouldn't want me there either. Good luck, Thanks, I
know you'll make the right decision. It's one on one
point three kd WB on the Dave Ryan in the
Morning Show, and I, oh wait, somebody calling me right
now weird.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I didn't know who you should pick up.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I didn't expect a phone calling phone yellow let me.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Dave, I mean, I mean, Dad, it's your new son. Bernard. Oh, Bernie,
Yeah yeah, me and the boys were just talking about you.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I thought i'd call the boys. Yeah, Roger, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There, Yeah, yes, Bernie.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I will play along. I will play along with daily
with daily?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
How can you?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
How can you sound like a girl?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Why do I sound like a girl?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm Bernie. Why do you sound like a girl?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Dad?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
I don't think we judge people on how they shout. Okay,
I'm just a dog, just your son? List?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Can I call you?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Can I tell you why I wanted to call? Okay,
I'm having a pretty rough morning, dad. Yeah, I'm having
a pretty rough morning.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Mom won't give me the remote, and all I want
to do is watch skin Amax and lick myself.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's just not fair, it's not fair.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
A wild morning.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Mom said no, yeah, yeah, she said no, no, no,
she said I had to go on Walkie's first and.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Do a big pooh, but dog gottet. I just don't
want to.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
I just don't want to. Already pood in her shoe. Okay, yeah,
but guess what, Dad, guess what?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Don't tell?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Don't tell mom, Bernie.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
I put in one of her fancy show shows. She
won't know for a for a while. Until you guys
go to a wedding or something. They don't get invited
to those.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Lea stopped this bit for a second. Jenny, as producer
of the show, did you approve this bit?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
This was just so random that Bernie called. I was
so shocked, honestly, I was. I was pretty excited.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I hate it when you guys plan something that I
don't know anything about.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Dad. Why why are you talking about me as if
I can't hear you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm sorry, Bertie Bailey.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
I asked Bernie a question, No, go ahead, Jennifer, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie,
what do you think of your dad so far?
Speaker 7 (10:50):
You think? Is he a nice man?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
You know he's kind of a narc I mean he
told Susan that I was looking like I was guilty
for pooping in her shoe, and I said it wasn't me,
and then I barked a little.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Brady got a little mad about it. You know, we're
working on it, but we're working through it. Bernie can
I ask you a question, Yeah, go ahead. Vine to.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Somebody texting us said, what does Bernie sound like? Christ
from family guy?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Christraper family guy? I don't know who you know? Who's
you know? Who's your family guy?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Me?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Bernard?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Dave?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Well, you know, he doesn't really care.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
For Roger, and Roger's part of her family. So I
feel like if anybody he's a family guy. Hey, Dad,
wondering I was wondering if I could get a new collar.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
I would like one with like studge on it, maybe
like some spikes, because I'm really trying to attract the
dog next door. She seems pretty, she's she's getting me
in heat, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Dad? Can I get a new collar?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Dad? Answer your new son?
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Dad? When I say Dad, that does refer to you, David?
Okay Dad? Can I get a new collar?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Really? Thank you sir?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Hey Dad, guess why what I laborador? You? I laborador you?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Don?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Hey Dad? Can I get door? Dash?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Should? What do you want to get?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I would like some chick fil ay.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
I would like some shosh you know, some some cane
shosht you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Go eat out of the litter. Box. That's what dogs do.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
Well, I already did that this morning, and Mom got
mad at me, and I was upset about it, and
you're such a buzz clear killed cat.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So he takes it in and said, he just turned
the radio one. What the f is happening? My six
year old is loving this Bernie bit. Yeah, it's humor
for six year old.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
What are you talking about? Two years old?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Dad?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I am two years old.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I canna let it play out. I can let you
paint yourself into a comedy corner here.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Well, listen, dad, I don't like your tone, okay, And
I don't know if I wanted to Bernie.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
You know, are you upset with your father? You do
something to destroy some of his property?
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna well, first first I'm going to poop
his shoe, and then I'm going to get a stick
in a little bandana. I'm gonna put all my things
in the little bandanna. I'm gonna go outside, and I'm
going to walk down the street.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Saw you two leg?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Did you plan an ending to this bit by Dad?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Labor?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay? That was really stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I apologize for the waste of Bernie.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Love you buddy, all right?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Thank you so cute.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
She is also wondering what Bernie sounded like because I've
seen all the pictures and stuff. I've seen some of
the videos that you posted, but I didn't I couldn't
really get a grasp on what his voice would sound like.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
So that's interesting that he's just like christ from family.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Somebody else text it and said it's also giving Adam Sandler.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
In, God, I love Bailey.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
I don't know why I wasn't really on the phone
with him, but thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
That was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Somebody else texted in, you didn't read this one. I'm
usually open for these dumb bits, but this one is
just cringe.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Oh well, well, it wasn't a baby.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
I don't know what they're talking about. It wasn't responding
to his own son. That's embarrassing for him. So at
one point he kept calling him Bailey. Yeah, that was sure.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Jenny is producer of the show.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Can you keep a tighter rein on the crap that
Bailey contributes to this promos?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Sometimes I like to just let loose, Okay, I can't
always see the person that's like the headmaster over here.
Sometimes I gotta let the kids do what they gotta
do somebody.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Said, I'm changing to another radio station. What do your
customers lie to you about? For example, when your doctor says,
or like if you have a patient and you say
how many because that's what they ask you, how many
alcoholic drinks do you have in a week? When we
have like forty six and you're like marfree, yeah, and
your doctor's like okay, She's like okay, good. Then she's
looking at your heart and she's like, it looks like
a sponge full of alcohol.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
This guy seems like a liar.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
He's only collected in a second.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So your trainer or nutritions might say how is your nutrition?
And you're like, oh, really good? I had a shalon?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Is that what you say to yours?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah? And then and then your trainer goes, I'm not
talking about wednesday? What'd you do the rest of the week?
Having a salad on Wednesday does not count. What do
your customers lie to you about? Have you checked the
oil lately? Have you put any oil into it?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Have you been flossing.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Every day?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What do your customers lie to you?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I know, hit four of the big ones, But send
me a text and let me know what are your
customers lie to you about. We don't really get people
who lied you was, but we will. We do have
a rule sometimes it's like, okay, have you won from
ktw to be in the last thirty days and you're
supposed to wait thirty days so one person doesn't win
all the tickets and people will be like boo, and
(15:20):
we'll look them up the computer. It's like they won
last week. All right? What do your customers lie to
you about? Send me a text to kat able to
be one five three nine two one. So do you
floss every day?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, I mean I mean maybe I missed one day.
Oh I mean yeah, five days, six days away. You
don't floss at all? No, she knows this.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
She floss three times before coming. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You go to your doctor, they always say, so, how
many alcoholic beverages?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Would you say? You haven't a week?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And you're like, you know, you know, you have six
bottles of wine in a week? That wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I had no problem being honest about that. It was
the sexual partner and yeah, ask me about that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Did they lie to that one?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Used to ask me all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
You know was a thing?
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Probably honestly not until.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Well in college, but I guess in the last handful
of years I had only had one, so it was
the same every time, So I think they didn't really
ask me much.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Where they say are you sexually active? And I'd be
like no, with that line with the high pitch lies, I.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Say the same thing, and it's true funny. So we're
asking you what do your customers lie to you about?
And we get a whole bunch of answers.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
This person says, I work at a hotel that is
not pet friendly, so people lie and say that their
dog is a service dog. Later the dog is barking, jumping,
and lunging at other guests. This person says, I drive
a dump truck. When I have to do deliveries to homes,
I will always ask my if my truck will fit,
and if there are any overhead lines. They always say
(16:48):
yes to like get there, and they want me to
dump over the power line with a foot on each side.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Absolutely not. I'm a mechanic.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
The amount of lies we get about people not hitting
anything just started making a noise. Uh, let's be for real,
the part is gone or there's something behind it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You hit something.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
I work at a bank and customers lie about what
they are taking out money for because this they scam
told them to lie. So we if their child has
meds to reduce a fever before sending their kid to preschool.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
All the time, because parents don't want to miss works
and they don't want to stay home with their kids,
so they lie and say.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh okay, yeah, I already gave them something. Here's a
talk back.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hey, Dave, I'm an insurance agent. My customers lie to
me all the time about their driving records.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh do you have any tickets? No? No, no, Well
then they dig that up. They find that rightly.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
Yeah, this says as a hairstylist, I don't have box
color on my hair. That is a big I mean,
Jenny and I understand that one, because box die messes
up any kind of hair color you want to do.
For a stylus, they lie about using condoms, say that
they're using them but they aren't working for TSA, that
there's nothing in their pockets.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm not you forget, not in there.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
But then there's sometimes they're gonna find out, like they
know doctors can tell if you've been eating wrong, or
like paramedics can be like, oh well, I can tell
that you didn't take this in your system.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, Well, here's one As a paramedic. When my patient
tells me how many drinks they've had, I multiply it
by one point five. Or when I give some Narcan
they become conscious again. They say, I've never used opioids.
Nark Can only works for opioids. I would friend down
his snap and they're like, yeah. I asked people like,
you know, how's their nutrition and they're like it's pretty good.
(18:34):
It's like, okay, you've gained fifteen pounds since you've been
going here.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
We know your nutrition's probably not the best.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
You always talk about your friend quote unquote, Yeah, I
had a friend who lied about his nutrition. It's you.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I have a friend who has herpagana lamiterrhea. Yeah, and
I'm asking for a friend.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You get rid of that, You get rid of that
and salts.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
This this text says, I'm not it's not a customer,
but I'm a nanny and these kids lie to me
about everything from what they ate this morning to no,
I didn't poop my pants.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sure, buddy, mar.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Says we can do that. He says, we can pair
a sale off the roof.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Isn't that funny when you ask is like did you poop?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
And they're like no, like you smell.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I love this one. These are what do your customers
lie to you about? And I thought we'd get a couple,
but there are a bunch.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Here's one. I'm a therapist. Yes, I'm using all my
coping skills. Here's another one when my hyropacked. When my
chiropractic patients, I say, have you've been doing your stretching
at home? And they're like you, like, they clearly have
not been Jenny guilty as Jenny's guilty.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh yeah no.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I mean I had a resurgery a couple of years
ago and I would have physical therapy for like six
months straight.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
And she's like, how often are you doing your stuff?
I was like, oh yeah every day.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
No, no, not.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
I remembered it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I would do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Here's one. I mean we can go on all day
and I love these, Thank you so much. Automotive customers
lie about the price they got from another dealer. It's
so obvious. People will try to edit the emails and
quotes from other stores. We catch that all the time too.
Here's one. I work in the mental health field with teenagers,
they always lie about smoking and I smell weed on them.
(20:14):
Are you smoking a lot of weed? Oh no, no,
let me tell you no, unless you're doing edibles or
doing vaping, and even vaping you can smell sometimes, But
if you smoke weed, people can tell.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
You.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Know the call that we had a couple of weeks
ago about the woman whose girlfriend smelled and tasted like
weed all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, I mean it permeates your.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Body inside of your skin.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
And this person says, I work at a vet clinic,
and the number one thing that customers lie about is
when we ask how long.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Has this been going on?
Speaker 9 (20:41):
They almost always say I just noticed it yesterday or
it just started yesterday. Most of the time, it's an
issue that's clearly been going on for at least weeks,
if not months.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I like this one because my dad's a teacher. It
says I'm a pair of like a para professional. I
get told I can't find my homework. Let's be real,
you just didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yes, yep, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I sell poll tabs.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Players always lie and say I'm a good tipper if
I get a winner, and then they tipped five dollars
when they won three hundred. My guy, industry standard is
ten percent.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, that'd be thirty dollars.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Landscaping. The clients lie that they watered their plants. The
plants sat in pots at the nursery for three months
and did fine, we plant them and within a month
they're dead.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Did you water those plants?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Apparently?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Now that was fun. Thanks for all that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Now it's time for Dave's Okay, Okay, she she can't
get okay, wait wait, wait wait, Leslie, we're now on
the radio live. Tell me about what happened down at
your work in Big d Derek, what's up?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, Okay, So at work, we have a meeting in
the conference room like every other morning, and my boss
wears like the tightest pan and he has like the
biggest male equipment. Uh huh yeah, yeah, like it pokes
(22:07):
through his pants and you can like see.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
It like I'm picturing right now. Yeah, I'm picturing it.
And I have so many questions about whether it goes
that way or this way or whatever. But but basically
you're sitting there, there's all that how many of you
are around the conference room table or in the in
the meeting room when you're watching this guy do this thing.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
There's fifteen of us in there.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Okay, it's like a mix of guys and girls. I
so h oh, I love it. And you haven't been
there that long, so you just, I mean you noticed it.
But then now other people have acknowledged, like, oh, yeah,
he's backing.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's yeah, that's that's the thing every morning, So.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Now everybody notices. It's like not subtle, and it's just
it's just weird. It's just distracting and like I feel
like he's gotta know and he's doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Is he a younger guy? How old do you think
Derek is anyway?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
No, he's like I don't really be like fifty okay.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, oh god, but Derek is packing. He's earned the
nickname Big D Derek. But you don't say D so
around the office, you guys call him Big D Derek.
But it's not a D right exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
No, we all say it like I feel like he's
gotta know what he's doing. It's just weird though, it's
just like the most bizarre thing. Just start off your
morning with like a couple of Starbucks. I'm looking at
this guy's giant package poking through his pants.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What a guy? You Now, As a guy, I would
be aware of that. I wonder if it's something like
a woman who's got like, you know, like nice cleavage
for lack of a better word, and she doesn't mind
showing it off at all. But this is just so
much more personable, person personal and.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Graphic.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What do you think does the guy he knows? I
think he knows what, he knows exactly what's going on,
or he is the most clueless guy ever.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
No, I don't think he knows intentionally that he's showing
off his bulge to the coworkers. But he definitely knows
that he's packing, though there's no way he doesn't.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
He's got to know that he I'm sorry. You guys
would know if you were wearing something that was showing
that area of.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Your body, you would know.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Everyone knows.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
But if you're a girl, you know if your boobs
are hanging out.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
No, you know that.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
No, but I'm not walking around all day thinking that
people are looking at me that way. One time I
walked in here with grace sweats on, and Falla was like,
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help but stare for two seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was like what, Because they're just gray sweats.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
I'm not thinking like, oh, I'm come in the office
to show off my you know.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Yeah, you lie, you came in hoping that somebody Zach
Halverson down at kfan would give you a little Looksie.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I couldn't help it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But all right, So what do you think? So we're
talking to Leslie and she works with a guy. I
don't is it serious to the point where you want
to like talk to hr about it? Because there is
an interesting double standard. Somebody texts in and they said,
is it really so much different if a guy wears
tight pants and exituates his features or if a female
wears tight clothing and itf scentuates her features. It seems
(25:16):
like kind of a double standard. I don't know, But
our society does have standards. I mean, if a woman
wears like a tight sweater or whatever, it's like, okay,
big deal, it's not a big deal. If she wears
cleavage whatever, it's not a big deal. But in our
societal standards, don't you think it's just kind of as
out of bounds to wear something tight that shows like
a guy like that.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I also feel like you don't normally know what those
regions look like on someone, whereas, like boobs, you're gonna
know no matter what, because if you have big boobs,
unless you're wearing bagy clothes twenty four to seven.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
You're gonna know that someone has big boobs.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
That lower region you're not gonna know unless you see
them naked, you know. So I feel like there is
a different level between tight clothes on boobs and tight
clothes on mail equipment.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, I would agree.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Think about somebody who were if your manager wore in
like tight yoga pants and there was the CT. I
don't even want to say the word, but you know
the CT is at work on this woman.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Would would that be appropriate?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Somebody text in I one time worked with somebody had
the same problem going on down there. He'd wear sweatpants
to work. When we had to have a conversation that
it was inappropriate he needed to wear appropriate pants to work.
That same person ironically ended up getting fired for taking
pictures of his stuff in the bathroom and not locking
the door.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Of course they were doing that at work.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
But see, I could never approach somebody about that nonetheless,
this is her boss.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Yeah, Dave, I have Julia on the phone who has
a story she wants to tell, So I'm gonna pay
good by Julia.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Hi. So, yeah, No, my husband had a dating exact problem.
And then when I realized he's going to work at
his car dealership with that problem, I was like, no,
you know, you can't. I insisted that he does not
wear tight pants anymore, and now he wears like loose
fitting pants and you can't see anything. So but I
can I can't imagine how uncomfortable it made, like people.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Feel like trying to sell cars.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Okay, let me ask you a question, Julia, So, did
your husband on any level, no, because you know, whether
you're like, you know whatever, you know, But did he
realize that he was like showing the entire car dealership
his stuff? Did he know? Was he proud of it?
Or was he clueless?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
To be honest with you, like, I feel like he
played them a little bit. He was just like he
was like, oh, is it really a problem. I'm like, yeah,
it's a problem, Like change it. So, I mean, I
don't know. A part of me feels like he did
kind of know, but I don't really know for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank
the Lord every night for.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Start that sentence?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You couldn't start their knees and say praise Jesus for
the partnership. That you ever do that?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, every day? Julia.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You also started it with like he has the same problem.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Is it a problem?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Right?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
I don't know, Julia. For you, I don't think it's
a problem.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
That's a gay. It's kind of like having too much money.
It's like, you know, it's too much money. I don't
know what to do with all this money. Thank you, Julia.
I appreciate that, and so do you. All Right, there's
a lot of people who have this problem. Somebody says,
my husband totally has this issue. He cannot wear grace
wet pants or tight jeans. It's not okay, And yes,
(28:42):
he totally knows. It's obvious. It's kind of like me
when I wear a tank top. I know I look
good in a tank top because I've been going to
Snap Fitness and I got the gun show going every day.
I'm not oblivious to the fact that when I wear
a tank top that everybody's going Damn, Dave's been going.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
To snap fitness.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
He looks good, but muscles are different than a well
endowed man. This other text says it's like a girl
having a camelto. Nobody wants to see that, and yeah,
you're right, yeah, I mean, but I don't think some women.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Are like, no though, that it's that's bad.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, do they know?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Jenny tell me the truth?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I think it depends because truly, sometimes you don't really
know what that because like it's I don't know, it's
just not you can't really tell, like you're just walking around,
That's what I'm.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Saying, Like you know that, like guys that Derek has
a big D, but he's probably not walking around.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Looking in the mirror every morning putting on his pants
and being like, yeah, I can see that, whereas a
camelto kind of just like comes out of nowhere, right,
you know, it's like a wedgie that happens out of nowhere.
That's I really even allowed to keep saying the cut word.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't really like saying CT over and over again,
but we all know what it is. Yeah, but here's
a text message that if you just turn the radio on,
we are only a couple of minutes away from your
next keyword for Sabrina Carpenter, So hang out for that.
When the we're gonna get into No Phone Screen or Friday.
We love No Phone Screen or Friday. If you've never
been on, or you've been on before, we'd love to
have you on. Start thinking about what you're gonna call for.
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But if you missed it. A woman called in named Leslie.
She said that she goes into work every day and
they have meetings in the morning, and the guy that
leads the meetings is her manager, and he's got tight
pants on showing like a giant gift from the Lord,
and it makes everybody uncomfortable, and so they've nicknamed him
Big d Derek. Yes, And so she's laughing about this one,
(30:29):
and she's not like upset, She's just like, this is
what I got to put up with every morning. Then
somebody named Julia called in and said that her husband
worked at a car dealership and he had the same problem.
She said, you can't wear those type pants, and he
kind of knew what he was doing. Somebody says, it's
kind of I work with two women every day that
wear yoga pants and have the worst CT and I
(30:52):
feel like you know it, it makes me uncomfortable and
I change into something that doesn't show my lady bits
like that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So okay, yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
There are certain outfits that I know that could happen
to me, so I do avoid those things. But usually
yoga pants don't just like automatically cause that to happen.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
So I think there's a difference, Like if you're running
down to target, who cares? You know what I mean,
You got yoga pants on, you got a little c
t show who cares. But at the workplace, it's kind
of like, I don't know. I don't wear I don't
wear my tank top when it's an important meeting because
I know that there's an appropriate time for it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Leslie, I got one last question for you. Doesn't go down.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
She's here, okay, left side or right side? Okay, stops.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
I gonna talk about her coworker like that. They call them,
I think it's their manager.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Call them website.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Left side or right side?
Speaker 7 (31:48):
Say it again, Leslie, it's.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Just the left side.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
My brain, I'll never forget it brain.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
That's that's she's not complaining, Leslie. Thanks for being on.
We got to move on with things.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, Jenny's newly single.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Oh okay, thanks for calling in, Leslie.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We appreciate that one. Anything bizarre going on in your life,
make sure you let us know. Send us an email.
I've got a email about this, and I said, let's
get her on the phone to talk about this in person,
because I think you're going to have a strong opinion
about this whole thing. What is the what is her.
Speaker 2 (00:12):
Name, Wandy? Hello, Wendy Hie.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Tell me your story. I'm well, thanks for trusting this.
It's kind of almost like a group therapy. But I'm
going to tell you right now, people are not going
to be supportive of one angle of your story. Tell
me what your question is, Wendy, what's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Sure? So I was invited to a wedding next month,
and I've just I've been working really hard to lose
weight and you know, firm up and tone up.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
And I'm really really proud of myself for everything. I love.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Good for you you should be.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Cute coat and the shorts that I really really love
and I can't wait to wear and I just I
feel great in it. But here's like kind of the
problem is that it's white.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Like my girlfriends aren't so happy about me wearing.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
White to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
They think it's insulting to the bride.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
And I think that it looks nothing like a dress.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
And also there's like this old fashioned wedding stuff.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
I don't know. I mean to be honest, I think
most brides aren't virgins anyway, so why are.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
They kind of because it's a tradition.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
It's a tradition.
Speaker 4 (01:22):
About women wearing white to a wedding.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
I don't really know that much about the etiquette. I
will say that weddings are changing, but I think it
changes not with the guests making decisions, but with the
bride and groom making decisions. So the bride might want
to wear like a purple or you know, sparkly dress.
That's for her to decide. I don't know. Jenny and
Bailey and Vaught. You go to a lot more weddings
than I do. What do you guys think.
Speaker 6 (01:45):
I think it's a very big jerk move. I think
that you can. I think you can find something else
to wear that you're still going to be looking twine
in post weight loss.
Speaker 7 (01:53):
So Congrassi.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Is it what a jacket and shorts? I think a
sports coat? Oh, like a sport coat is like a
sports coat and shorts.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
It's a sports coat. It's a cute little sports coat.
It's nothing like a dress.
Speaker 6 (02:04):
I don't think that that's the reason though, that you
don't wear white to a wedding. And I also don't
think that most people think of it as brides are virgins.
It's just the fact that that's like the tradition and
nobody else should be like having the glory of wearing
white like that takes the eyes off of the bride.
Then when someone else is wearing white at the wedding,
So I personally, why why?
Speaker 8 (02:27):
Yeah, okay, I wasn't being anybody. I was generally asking
why did it take eyes off of her?
Speaker 6 (02:30):
I literally don't even think of that old tradition that
the bride wears white because she's a virgin.
Speaker 7 (02:34):
I don't think of that.
Speaker 6 (02:35):
No, you are correct, most brides are most likely not
virgins these days. But I just think it's a matter
of everyone else gets to wear the color or a
neutral and the bride gets to have the white.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
And that's how it is, Okay, I mean, I guess.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
So, I mean to me, I would never mistake like, oh,
look at that, she's taking attention away from the bride
because she's wearing white. What if she wore a neon
jumpsuit that would take away attention for the bride.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
But that's not off. That's not against the rules.
Speaker 9 (03:04):
You feel like whatever I mean, I think whatever you
choose to wear, you shouldn't be wearing something that could
take attention off of the bride and groom or bride bride, groom, groom, whatever.
I don't think you should be wearing anything that draws attention.
So if white would draw attention, which it would, then
don't wear it.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
We got a bunch of text messages on this one.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
So basically, Wendy is invited to a wedding next month,
and you've like lost weight, and you've like, you know,
you're happy with the way you look, and you bought
yourself like a little jacket and a pair of white shorts.
And the problem is it's white. Your friends are like,
don't wear white. It's going to take away attention for
the groom from the bride. Text messages. Feel free to
wear the white outfit, but just no. As my sister's
(03:45):
maid of honor, it was one of my duties to
pour red wine on anybody that showed up in white.
Did you imagine, like, Okay, yeah, see her, Yeah, Wendy's
wearing white, Go pour some wet red wine on her.
Absolutely not, because everybody at the wedding is gonna be
talking about that guest that wore white. But if she's
super passionate about it, ask the bride, why is she
(04:08):
not asking the bride? I mean, could you ask the
bride and say can I That's the solution right there.
Ask the bride windy and say hey, can I wear
this white outfit? Maybe send her a picture of it.
And if she's like, yeah, cool, I don't care, well,
there's your answer. But if she even hesitates a little bit,
that's your answer to.
Speaker 5 (04:26):
I wonder we got a text us this to check
with the bride.
Speaker 9 (04:29):
I wore a red flower dress, but the base color
was white, and I was so nervous, so I sent
a pick to the bride to make sure she was
fine with it.
Speaker 5 (04:36):
It's called respect. It's their day.
Speaker 9 (04:37):
And I was gonna ask that same question because I
wanted to wear this one dress that was white based,
but it had like pink and yellow, like big old
flowers all over it, And I wondered, like does this
constitute as white or is it just like solid white
that constitutes as white? Like what kind of white can
you wear? If white at all?
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Yeah, if they don't want you to wear white, then
maybe don't, but there are definitely so many more with
things that you could wear that would take more attention
away from the bride.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Sparkly body sit well, remember the story and it made
national news.
Speaker 7 (05:08):
Y breaker.
Speaker 6 (05:10):
I was literally just weather last weekend. Liz Kreeger got
her in.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Tell me the story.
Speaker 6 (05:15):
So, Liz wore this cocktail dress. She's very hot, very
in shape woman, and she wore kind of like a
cocktail sort of dress. She looked great in it. It
wasn't revealing of any sorts. It was just a little
bit shorter in a tight dress. And it made the
national news that it was an inappropriate dress to wear
to a wedding. And then I think she got bullied.
This was before you guys had her on the show, but.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
By other guests at the wedding.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah and so so yeah, it made like a national
news story of like, was her dress inappropriate? And I
don't know what happened when you guys had her on
the show what people said it was it was I
wasn't part of the show at that time.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
We had Jamie on the phone here Jamie, so basically,
Wendy is asking if she can wear white at the wedding, Jamie,
what do you want to say.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
Just find something else to wear?
Speaker 8 (06:01):
Because so many brides now they have their wedding dress
and then they have like a second outfit for the
reception and it's going to be warm out.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
You don't know that friend's not going to come out
in her own sport.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Coat and short.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Oh that wouldn't it be awful?
Speaker 9 (06:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:16):
That could be. So you're saying, just don't just find
something else to wear.
Speaker 5 (06:19):
Just find something else, I'm sure, or diet.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
If you love the outfit, go buy some right eye
and die at a different color.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Yeah, do it purple, Jenny, Good morning, Jenny, good morning.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
What do you want to tell Wendy?
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I did that well first Congress on moving weight.
Speaker 6 (06:36):
I get it.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
But two, it's their day.
Speaker 9 (06:38):
It's the one time the bride.
Speaker 5 (06:39):
Needs to be shine.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
They were white.
Speaker 5 (06:41):
It's for her to stand out. It's her day.
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Just go with any other color.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
That's the one time we should pick any other color
other than white.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
I mean it kind of makes sense. It's like, Okay,
it's one day. I know that's your favorite out that
you look great in that, but yeah, just for the
one day.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
I don't know, yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
How do we know she's wearing white?
Speaker 2 (06:59):
How do we know what a bride is? It almost
always like assumed that they're wearing white.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Yeah, I would always assume that.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
Just one acception pretty much.
Speaker 6 (07:09):
I walked into a bridle shop and been like, look
at all the colors.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
Yeah, I think I think one exception might be if
you're like fifty seven years old and it's on your
third wedding, you might wear some other color than white,
and you wear whatever you want to.
Speaker 6 (07:22):
I think like there's a lot of things said about
different colors that you can wear to a wedding. Like
one time I heard that if you wear a red
dress or read something, that means you slept with the
group yes. And I wore a red dress to Balin
and Jake's wedding. Yes, And so we found that out
later on. For the record, I have not slept with
foun yea. And but like there's that, and then there's
(07:43):
something with black too, and I'm like there's too much.
I think we can all agree though, that white is
the standard. You just do not wear that. I read
I wore red to a wedding last year too, and
I was like, I didn't know you were supposed to
do yeah, but I know I didn't.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Wait did you just confirm it?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
But think about and I'll wrap it up with this one.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Think about probably every wedding you go to, there is
a woman in the in attendance that has slept with
the groom. Think about it. There probably is. If you
went to a wedding right now, because you have the
most incestuous friend group, Jenny, do you know that some
guy in the audience and the whatever will be like, yeah,
I slept with the bride At one point.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
I can't say I know that, but like, I've definitely
been at weddings with people I've slept with, but it's
not usually the bride or the groom.
Speaker 7 (08:32):
You know, it could be either. One.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
I was not invited to a wedding because her husband
found out that we had hooked up. So he's like, no,
he's not coming. I'm like, I kind of get that.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't want it.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
I wouldn't want me there either. Good luck, Thanks, I
know you'll make the right decision. It's one on one
point three kd WB on the Dave Ryan in the
Morning Show, and I, oh wait, somebody calling me right
now weird.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
I didn't know who you should pick up.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
I didn't expect a phone calling phone yellow let me.
Speaker 9 (09:04):
Dave, I mean, I mean, Dad, it's your new son. Bernard. Oh, Bernie,
Yeah yeah, me and the boys were just talking about you.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
I thought i'd call the boys. Yeah, Roger, Daddy.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
There, Yeah, yes, Bernie.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
I will play along. I will play along with daily
with daily?
Speaker 1 (09:29):
How can you?
Speaker 2 (09:29):
How can you sound like a girl?
Speaker 5 (09:34):
Why do I sound like a girl?
Speaker 2 (09:35):
I'm Bernie. Why do you sound like a girl?
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Dad?
Speaker 9 (09:38):
I don't think we judge people on how they shout. Okay,
I'm just a dog, just your son? List?
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Can I call you?
Speaker 9 (09:45):
Can I tell you why I wanted to call? Okay,
I'm having a pretty rough morning, dad. Yeah, I'm having
a pretty rough morning.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (09:52):
Mom won't give me the remote, and all I want
to do is watch skin Amax and lick myself.
Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's just not fair, it's not fair.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
A wild morning.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (10:02):
Mom said no, yeah, yeah, she said no, no, no,
she said I had to go on Walkie's first and.
Speaker 5 (10:06):
Do a big pooh, but dog gottet. I just don't
want to.
Speaker 9 (10:09):
I just don't want to. Already pood in her shoe. Okay, yeah,
but guess what, Dad, guess what?
Speaker 5 (10:16):
Don't tell?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Don't tell mom, Bernie.
Speaker 9 (10:17):
I put in one of her fancy show shows. She
won't know for a for a while. Until you guys
go to a wedding or something. They don't get invited
to those.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
Lea stopped this bit for a second. Jenny, as producer
of the show, did you approve this bit?
Speaker 6 (10:30):
This was just so random that Bernie called. I was
so shocked, honestly, I was. I was pretty excited.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I hate it when you guys plan something that I
don't know anything about.
Speaker 9 (10:37):
Dad. Why why are you talking about me as if
I can't hear you?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Why?
Speaker 2 (10:40):
I'm sorry, Bertie Bailey.
Speaker 9 (10:44):
I asked Bernie a question, No, go ahead, Jennifer, Bernie, Yeah, Bernie,
what do you think of your dad so far?
Speaker 7 (10:50):
You think? Is he a nice man?
Speaker 9 (10:52):
You know he's kind of a narc I mean he
told Susan that I was looking like I was guilty
for pooping in her shoe, and I said it wasn't me,
and then I barked a little.
Speaker 5 (11:05):
Brady got a little mad about it. You know, we're
working on it, but we're working through it. Bernie can
I ask you a question, Yeah, go ahead. Vine to.
Speaker 8 (11:12):
Somebody texting us said, what does Bernie sound like? Christ
from family guy?
Speaker 5 (11:15):
Christraper family guy? I don't know who you know? Who's
you know? Who's your family guy?
Speaker 9 (11:20):
Me?
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Bernard?
Speaker 9 (11:22):
Dave?
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (11:23):
Well, you know, he doesn't really care.
Speaker 9 (11:25):
For Roger, and Roger's part of her family. So I
feel like if anybody he's a family guy. Hey, Dad,
wondering I was wondering if I could get a new collar.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (11:34):
I would like one with like studge on it, maybe
like some spikes, because I'm really trying to attract the
dog next door. She seems pretty, she's she's getting me
in heat, you know what I mean?
Speaker 5 (11:44):
Dad? Can I get a new collar?
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Dad? Answer your new son?
Speaker 9 (11:50):
Dad? When I say Dad, that does refer to you, David?
Okay Dad? Can I get a new collar?
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Hey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:58):
Really? Thank you sir?
Speaker 5 (11:59):
Hey Dad, guess why what I laborador? You? I laborador you?
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Don?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
Okay?
Speaker 5 (12:04):
Hey Dad? Can I get door? Dash?
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Should? What do you want to get?
Speaker 5 (12:09):
I would like some chick fil ay.
Speaker 9 (12:10):
I would like some shosh you know, some some cane
shosht you.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
Go eat out of the litter. Box. That's what dogs do.
Speaker 9 (12:17):
Well, I already did that this morning, and Mom got
mad at me, and I was upset about it, and
you're such a buzz clear killed cat.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
So he takes it in and said, he just turned
the radio one. What the f is happening? My six
year old is loving this Bernie bit. Yeah, it's humor
for six year old.
Speaker 5 (12:32):
What are you talking about? Two years old?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Dad?
Speaker 5 (12:35):
I am two years old.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
I canna let it play out. I can let you
paint yourself into a comedy corner here.
Speaker 9 (12:39):
Well, listen, dad, I don't like your tone, okay, And
I don't know if I wanted to Bernie.
Speaker 6 (12:45):
You know, are you upset with your father? You do
something to destroy some of his property?
Speaker 9 (12:49):
Yeah, I'm gonna well, first first I'm going to poop
his shoe, and then I'm going to get a stick
in a little bandana. I'm gonna put all my things
in the little bandanna. I'm gonna go outside, and I'm
going to walk down the street.
Speaker 8 (13:00):
Saw you two leg?
Speaker 10 (13:00):
Did you plan an ending to this bit by Dad?
Speaker 5 (13:06):
Labor?
Speaker 2 (13:08):
Okay? That was really stupid.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
I apologize for the waste of Bernie.
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Love you buddy, all right?
Speaker 5 (13:15):
Thank you so cute.
Speaker 6 (13:18):
She is also wondering what Bernie sounded like because I've
seen all the pictures and stuff. I've seen some of
the videos that you posted, but I didn't I couldn't
really get a grasp on what his voice would sound like.
Speaker 7 (13:26):
So that's interesting that he's just like christ from family.
Speaker 8 (13:29):
Somebody else text it and said it's also giving Adam Sandler.
Speaker 5 (13:33):
In, God, I love Bailey.
Speaker 9 (13:35):
I don't know why I wasn't really on the phone
with him, but thank you.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
That was really sweet.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Somebody else texted in, you didn't read this one. I'm
usually open for these dumb bits, but this one is
just cringe.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Oh well, well, it wasn't a baby.
Speaker 9 (13:46):
I don't know what they're talking about. It wasn't responding
to his own son. That's embarrassing for him. So at
one point he kept calling him Bailey. Yeah, that was sure.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
Jenny is producer of the show.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Can you keep a tighter rein on the crap that
Bailey contributes to this promos?
Speaker 6 (13:57):
Sometimes I like to just let loose, Okay, I can't
always see the person that's like the headmaster over here.
Sometimes I gotta let the kids do what they gotta
do somebody.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Said, I'm changing to another radio station. What do your
customers lie to you about? For example, when your doctor says,
or like if you have a patient and you say
how many because that's what they ask you, how many
alcoholic drinks do you have in a week? When we
have like forty six and you're like marfree, yeah, and
your doctor's like okay, She's like okay, good. Then she's
looking at your heart and she's like, it looks like
a sponge full of alcohol.
Speaker 5 (14:26):
This guy seems like a liar.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
He's only collected in a second.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
So your trainer or nutritions might say how is your nutrition?
And you're like, oh, really good? I had a shalon?
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Is that what you say to yours?
Speaker 1 (14:36):
Yeah? And then and then your trainer goes, I'm not
talking about wednesday? What'd you do the rest of the week?
Having a salad on Wednesday does not count. What do
your customers lie to you about? Have you checked the
oil lately? Have you put any oil into it?
Speaker 5 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (14:51):
Yeah? Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Sure?
Speaker 5 (14:53):
Have you been flossing.
Speaker 7 (14:56):
Every day?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
What do your customers lie to you?
Speaker 1 (14:59):
I know, hit four of the big ones, But send
me a text and let me know what are your
customers lie to you about. We don't really get people
who lied you was, but we will. We do have
a rule sometimes it's like, okay, have you won from
ktw to be in the last thirty days and you're
supposed to wait thirty days so one person doesn't win
all the tickets and people will be like boo, and
(15:20):
we'll look them up the computer. It's like they won
last week. All right? What do your customers lie to
you about? Send me a text to kat able to
be one five three nine two one. So do you
floss every day?
Speaker 9 (15:32):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Yeah, I mean I mean maybe I missed one day.
Oh I mean yeah, five days, six days away. You
don't floss at all? No, she knows this.
Speaker 9 (15:39):
She floss three times before coming. That's right.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
You go to your doctor, they always say, so, how
many alcoholic beverages?
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Would you say? You haven't a week?
Speaker 1 (15:48):
And you're like, you know, you know, you have six
bottles of wine in a week? That wrong with that?
Speaker 6 (15:53):
I had no problem being honest about that. It was
the sexual partner and yeah, ask me about that.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Did they lie to that one?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (16:00):
Used to ask me all the time.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
You know was a thing?
Speaker 7 (16:03):
Probably honestly not until.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
Well in college, but I guess in the last handful
of years I had only had one, so it was
the same every time, So I think they didn't really
ask me much.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Where they say are you sexually active? And I'd be
like no, with that line with the high pitch lies, I.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Say the same thing, and it's true funny. So we're
asking you what do your customers lie to you about?
And we get a whole bunch of answers.
Speaker 9 (16:27):
This person says, I work at a hotel that is
not pet friendly, so people lie and say that their
dog is a service dog. Later the dog is barking, jumping,
and lunging at other guests. This person says, I drive
a dump truck. When I have to do deliveries to homes,
I will always ask my if my truck will fit,
and if there are any overhead lines. They always say
(16:48):
yes to like get there, and they want me to
dump over the power line with a foot on each side.
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Absolutely not. I'm a mechanic.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
The amount of lies we get about people not hitting
anything just started making a noise. Uh, let's be for real,
the part is gone or there's something behind it.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
You hit something.
Speaker 9 (17:05):
I work at a bank and customers lie about what
they are taking out money for because this they scam
told them to lie. So we if their child has
meds to reduce a fever before sending their kid to preschool.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
All the time, because parents don't want to miss works
and they don't want to stay home with their kids,
so they lie and say.
Speaker 2 (17:23):
Oh okay, yeah, I already gave them something. Here's a
talk back.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Hey, Dave, I'm an insurance agent. My customers lie to
me all the time about their driving records.
Speaker 2 (17:32):
Oh do you have any tickets? No? No, no, Well
then they dig that up. They find that rightly.
Speaker 9 (17:39):
Yeah, this says as a hairstylist, I don't have box
color on my hair. That is a big I mean,
Jenny and I understand that one, because box die messes
up any kind of hair color you want to do.
For a stylus, they lie about using condoms, say that
they're using them but they aren't working for TSA, that
there's nothing in their pockets.
Speaker 5 (18:00):
I'm not you forget, not in there.
Speaker 8 (18:02):
But then there's sometimes they're gonna find out, like they
know doctors can tell if you've been eating wrong, or
like paramedics can be like, oh well, I can tell
that you didn't take this in your system.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
No, Well, here's one As a paramedic. When my patient
tells me how many drinks they've had, I multiply it
by one point five. Or when I give some Narcan
they become conscious again. They say, I've never used opioids.
Nark Can only works for opioids. I would friend down
his snap and they're like, yeah. I asked people like,
you know, how's their nutrition and they're like it's pretty good.
(18:34):
It's like, okay, you've gained fifteen pounds since you've been
going here.
Speaker 2 (18:38):
We know your nutrition's probably not the best.
Speaker 9 (18:40):
You always talk about your friend quote unquote, Yeah, I
had a friend who lied about his nutrition. It's you.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
I have a friend who has herpagana lamiterrhea. Yeah, and
I'm asking for a friend.
Speaker 9 (18:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
You get rid of that, You get rid of that
and salts.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (18:55):
This this text says, I'm not it's not a customer,
but I'm a nanny and these kids lie to me
about everything from what they ate this morning to no,
I didn't poop my pants.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
Sure, buddy, mar.
Speaker 2 (19:06):
Says we can do that. He says, we can pair
a sale off the roof.
Speaker 7 (19:10):
Isn't that funny when you ask is like did you poop?
Speaker 6 (19:13):
And they're like no, like you smell.
Speaker 1 (19:17):
I love this one. These are what do your customers
lie to you about? And I thought we'd get a couple,
but there are a bunch.
Speaker 6 (19:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Here's one. I'm a therapist. Yes, I'm using all my
coping skills. Here's another one when my hyropacked. When my
chiropractic patients, I say, have you've been doing your stretching
at home? And they're like you, like, they clearly have
not been Jenny guilty as Jenny's guilty.
Speaker 7 (19:39):
Oh yeah no.
Speaker 6 (19:40):
I mean I had a resurgery a couple of years
ago and I would have physical therapy for like six
months straight.
Speaker 7 (19:45):
And she's like, how often are you doing your stuff?
I was like, oh yeah every day.
Speaker 2 (19:48):
No, no, not.
Speaker 7 (19:50):
I remembered it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
I would do it. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
Here's one. I mean we can go on all day
and I love these, Thank you so much. Automotive customers
lie about the price they got from another dealer. It's
so obvious. People will try to edit the emails and
quotes from other stores. We catch that all the time too.
Here's one. I work in the mental health field with teenagers,
they always lie about smoking and I smell weed on them.
(20:14):
Are you smoking a lot of weed? Oh no, no,
let me tell you no, unless you're doing edibles or
doing vaping, and even vaping you can smell sometimes, But
if you smoke weed, people can tell.
Speaker 9 (20:24):
You.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
Know the call that we had a couple of weeks
ago about the woman whose girlfriend smelled and tasted like
weed all the time.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, I mean it permeates your.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
Body inside of your skin.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
And this person says, I work at a vet clinic,
and the number one thing that customers lie about is
when we ask how long.
Speaker 5 (20:39):
Has this been going on?
Speaker 9 (20:41):
They almost always say I just noticed it yesterday or
it just started yesterday. Most of the time, it's an
issue that's clearly been going on for at least weeks,
if not months.
Speaker 8 (20:49):
I like this one because my dad's a teacher. It
says I'm a pair of like a para professional. I
get told I can't find my homework. Let's be real,
you just didn't do it.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
Yes, yep, absolutely.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I sell poll tabs.
Speaker 9 (20:59):
Players always lie and say I'm a good tipper if
I get a winner, and then they tipped five dollars
when they won three hundred. My guy, industry standard is
ten percent.
Speaker 2 (21:08):
Yeah, that'd be thirty dollars.
Speaker 9 (21:10):
Landscaping. The clients lie that they watered their plants. The
plants sat in pots at the nursery for three months
and did fine, we plant them and within a month
they're dead.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
Did you water those plants?
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Apparently?
Speaker 2 (21:21):
Now that was fun. Thanks for all that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1 (21:24):
Now it's time for Dave's Okay, Okay, she she can't
get okay, wait wait, wait wait, Leslie, we're now on
the radio live. Tell me about what happened down at
your work in Big d Derek, what's up?
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, Okay, So at work, we have a meeting in
the conference room like every other morning, and my boss
wears like the tightest pan and he has like the
biggest male equipment. Uh huh yeah, yeah, like it pokes
(22:07):
through his pants and you can like see.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
It like I'm picturing right now. Yeah, I'm picturing it.
And I have so many questions about whether it goes
that way or this way or whatever. But but basically
you're sitting there, there's all that how many of you
are around the conference room table or in the in
the meeting room when you're watching this guy do this thing.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
There's fifteen of us in there.
Speaker 10 (22:30):
Okay, it's like a mix of guys and girls. I
so h oh, I love it. And you haven't been
there that long, so you just, I mean you noticed it.
But then now other people have acknowledged, like, oh, yeah,
he's backing.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
That's yeah, that's that's the thing every morning, So.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Now everybody notices. It's like not subtle, and it's just
it's just weird. It's just distracting and like I feel
like he's gotta know and he's doing it on purpose.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Is he a younger guy? How old do you think
Derek is anyway?
Speaker 4 (23:07):
No, he's like I don't really be like fifty okay.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
Okay, oh god, but Derek is packing. He's earned the
nickname Big D Derek. But you don't say D so
around the office, you guys call him Big D Derek.
But it's not a D right exactly.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
No, we all say it like I feel like he's
gotta know what he's doing. It's just weird though, it's
just like the most bizarre thing. Just start off your
morning with like a couple of Starbucks. I'm looking at
this guy's giant package poking through his pants.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
What a guy? You Now, As a guy, I would
be aware of that. I wonder if it's something like
a woman who's got like, you know, like nice cleavage
for lack of a better word, and she doesn't mind
showing it off at all. But this is just so
much more personable, person personal and.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Graphic.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
What do you think does the guy he knows? I
think he knows what, he knows exactly what's going on,
or he is the most clueless guy ever.
Speaker 8 (24:08):
No, I don't think he knows intentionally that he's showing
off his bulge to the coworkers. But he definitely knows
that he's packing, though there's no way he doesn't.
Speaker 6 (24:17):
He's got to know that he I'm sorry. You guys
would know if you were wearing something that was showing
that area of.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Your body, you would know.
Speaker 7 (24:25):
Everyone knows.
Speaker 6 (24:26):
But if you're a girl, you know if your boobs
are hanging out.
Speaker 7 (24:30):
No, you know that.
Speaker 8 (24:30):
No, but I'm not walking around all day thinking that
people are looking at me that way. One time I
walked in here with grace sweats on, and Falla was like,
I'm sorry, I just couldn't help but stare for two seconds.
Speaker 2 (24:38):
I was like what, Because they're just gray sweats.
Speaker 8 (24:41):
I'm not thinking like, oh, I'm come in the office
to show off my you know.
Speaker 6 (24:45):
Yeah, you lie, you came in hoping that somebody Zach
Halverson down at kfan would give you a little Looksie.
Speaker 2 (24:53):
I couldn't help it.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
But all right, So what do you think? So we're
talking to Leslie and she works with a guy. I
don't is it serious to the point where you want
to like talk to hr about it? Because there is
an interesting double standard. Somebody texts in and they said,
is it really so much different if a guy wears
tight pants and exituates his features or if a female
wears tight clothing and itf scentuates her features. It seems
(25:16):
like kind of a double standard. I don't know, But
our society does have standards. I mean, if a woman
wears like a tight sweater or whatever, it's like, okay,
big deal, it's not a big deal. If she wears
cleavage whatever, it's not a big deal. But in our
societal standards, don't you think it's just kind of as
out of bounds to wear something tight that shows like
a guy like that.
Speaker 6 (25:36):
I also feel like you don't normally know what those
regions look like on someone, whereas, like boobs, you're gonna
know no matter what, because if you have big boobs,
unless you're wearing bagy clothes twenty four to seven.
Speaker 7 (25:49):
You're gonna know that someone has big boobs.
Speaker 6 (25:51):
That lower region you're not gonna know unless you see
them naked, you know. So I feel like there is
a different level between tight clothes on boobs and tight
clothes on mail equipment.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Okay, I would agree.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Think about somebody who were if your manager wore in
like tight yoga pants and there was the CT. I
don't even want to say the word, but you know
the CT is at work on this woman.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Would would that be appropriate?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
I don't think so.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
No.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
Somebody text in I one time worked with somebody had
the same problem going on down there. He'd wear sweatpants
to work. When we had to have a conversation that
it was inappropriate he needed to wear appropriate pants to work.
That same person ironically ended up getting fired for taking
pictures of his stuff in the bathroom and not locking
the door.
Speaker 7 (26:39):
Of course they were doing that at work.
Speaker 8 (26:41):
But see, I could never approach somebody about that nonetheless,
this is her boss.
Speaker 6 (26:45):
Yeah, Dave, I have Julia on the phone who has
a story she wants to tell, So I'm gonna pay
good by Julia.
Speaker 4 (26:52):
Hi. So, yeah, No, my husband had a dating exact problem.
And then when I realized he's going to work at
his car dealership with that problem, I was like, no,
you know, you can't. I insisted that he does not
wear tight pants anymore, and now he wears like loose
fitting pants and you can't see anything. So but I
can I can't imagine how uncomfortable it made, like people.
Speaker 2 (27:15):
Feel like trying to sell cars.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Okay, let me ask you a question, Julia, So, did
your husband on any level, no, because you know, whether
you're like, you know whatever, you know, But did he
realize that he was like showing the entire car dealership
his stuff? Did he know? Was he proud of it?
Or was he clueless?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
To be honest with you, like, I feel like he
played them a little bit. He was just like he
was like, oh, is it really a problem. I'm like, yeah,
it's a problem, Like change it. So, I mean, I
don't know. A part of me feels like he did
kind of know, but I don't really know for sure.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank
the Lord every night for.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Start that sentence?
Speaker 1 (27:59):
You couldn't start their knees and say praise Jesus for
the partnership. That you ever do that?
Speaker 4 (28:07):
Yeah, every day? Julia.
Speaker 6 (28:12):
You also started it with like he has the same problem.
Speaker 9 (28:14):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
Is it a problem?
Speaker 1 (28:16):
Right?
Speaker 7 (28:17):
I don't know, Julia. For you, I don't think it's
a problem.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
That's a gay. It's kind of like having too much money.
It's like, you know, it's too much money. I don't
know what to do with all this money. Thank you, Julia.
I appreciate that, and so do you. All Right, there's
a lot of people who have this problem. Somebody says,
my husband totally has this issue. He cannot wear grace
wet pants or tight jeans. It's not okay, And yes,
(28:42):
he totally knows. It's obvious. It's kind of like me
when I wear a tank top. I know I look
good in a tank top because I've been going to
Snap Fitness and I got the gun show going every day.
I'm not oblivious to the fact that when I wear
a tank top that everybody's going Damn, Dave's been going.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
To snap fitness.
Speaker 8 (28:58):
He looks good, but muscles are different than a well
endowed man. This other text says it's like a girl
having a camelto. Nobody wants to see that, and yeah,
you're right, yeah, I mean, but I don't think some women.
Speaker 2 (29:12):
Are like, no though, that it's that's bad.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Yeah, do they know?
Speaker 2 (29:15):
Jenny tell me the truth?
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I think it depends because truly, sometimes you don't really
know what that because like it's I don't know, it's
just not you can't really tell, like you're just walking around,
That's what I'm.
Speaker 8 (29:28):
Saying, Like you know that, like guys that Derek has
a big D, but he's probably not walking around.
Speaker 6 (29:34):
Looking in the mirror every morning putting on his pants
and being like, yeah, I can see that, whereas a
camelto kind of just like comes out of nowhere, right,
you know, it's like a wedgie that happens out of nowhere.
That's I really even allowed to keep saying the cut word.
Speaker 4 (29:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (29:47):
I don't really like saying CT over and over again,
but we all know what it is. Yeah, but here's
a text message that if you just turn the radio on,
we are only a couple of minutes away from your
next keyword for Sabrina Carpenter, So hang out for that.
When the we're gonna get into No Phone Screen or Friday.
We love No Phone Screen or Friday. If you've never
been on, or you've been on before, we'd love to
have you on. Start thinking about what you're gonna call for.
(30:07):
But if you missed it. A woman called in named Leslie.
She said that she goes into work every day and
they have meetings in the morning, and the guy that
leads the meetings is her manager, and he's got tight
pants on showing like a giant gift from the Lord,
and it makes everybody uncomfortable, and so they've nicknamed him
Big d Derek. Yes, And so she's laughing about this one,
(30:29):
and she's not like upset, She's just like, this is
what I got to put up with every morning. Then
somebody named Julia called in and said that her husband
worked at a car dealership and he had the same problem.
She said, you can't wear those type pants, and he
kind of knew what he was doing. Somebody says, it's
kind of I work with two women every day that
wear yoga pants and have the worst CT and I
(30:52):
feel like you know it, it makes me uncomfortable and
I change into something that doesn't show my lady bits
like that.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
So okay, yeah.
Speaker 7 (31:02):
I mean I don't.
Speaker 6 (31:03):
There are certain outfits that I know that could happen
to me, so I do avoid those things. But usually
yoga pants don't just like automatically cause that to happen.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
So I think there's a difference, Like if you're running
down to target, who cares? You know what I mean,
You got yoga pants on, you got a little c
t show who cares. But at the workplace, it's kind
of like, I don't know. I don't wear I don't
wear my tank top when it's an important meeting because
I know that there's an appropriate time for it.
Speaker 2 (31:28):
Leslie, I got one last question for you. Doesn't go down.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
She's here, okay, left side or right side? Okay, stops.
Speaker 6 (31:39):
I gonna talk about her coworker like that. They call them,
I think it's their manager.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
Call them website.
Speaker 2 (31:45):
Left side or right side?
Speaker 7 (31:48):
Say it again, Leslie, it's.
Speaker 3 (31:50):
Just the left side.
Speaker 5 (31:53):
My brain, I'll never forget it brain.
Speaker 1 (31:57):
That's that's she's not complaining, Leslie. Thanks for being on.
We got to move on with things.
Speaker 2 (32:03):
Yeah, Jenny's newly single.
Speaker 7 (32:05):
Oh okay, thanks for calling in, Leslie.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
We appreciate that one. Anything bizarre going on in your life,
make sure you let us know. Send us an email.
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