July 4, 2025 • 26 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Ooh, what is von gonna stir the pot about this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So tired of the lies?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Can we stop saying that morning sex is the best
because it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just, first of all, and I've said this time
and time morning breath. I cannot stand it. My own
morning breath, so mine combined with my partners, no, thank you,
that's one too. I am so exhausted. I just woke up.
I haven't stretched. Now I gotta put in work doing
a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is that the noise you make?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yes, it's bright in there. If it's I mean like
way daytime.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's what I'm saying, Like nothing about it just sets
the mood.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's not a vibe at all.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Morning sex is over not even overrated. It's just not
good at all. I don't know who said it was
a lot of people. A lot of the people think like, oh,
first thing in the morning, it gets my serotonin going. No, no, lying, yes,
I actually think they are.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm just gonna listen to Vaughan be very naive and
twenty four years morning sex is wonderful because if you're
having morning sex, that's means it's either a Saturday or
Sunday and it's your day off, and that means you, like,
you know, you don't roll over and start, you know,
hopping on and doing your thing right away. You're like,
you know, you tease and you tickle and you talk
and whatever, and you have morning breath and they have
(01:16):
morning breath. It literally cancels each other out. It really does.
I don't think that works. Yeah it does, it does.
And then you kind of tease and tickle and tease
and tickle and whatever. And then next thing, you know,
and you're taking your time because you don't have to
get up early because you're already up, and you don't
have to go to work or hurry because it's your
day off. Morning sex is some of the best sex.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why can't you tease and tickle when it's any other
time of day?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well you certainly, you certainly can, But in the morning teeth,
it's kind of like being honest is like a different planet.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
A different planet because instead of.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It being dark or instead of like, oh you gotta
hurry up, I gotta get up early, hurry up, then
you didn't take your time, and then afterward you like
get up and have some coffee, walk around and.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Walk around around naked I need to like just it's
it's it's.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I wouldn't say it's the best, but it's right up
there with every other kind of sex. Okay, let us
know whether you're whether Vaunt's right or whether you agree
with me.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't think morning sex is worth all.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Your naive your naive.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know what I want in the morning, cinnamon rolls.
So I don't have what I want.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't have time.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
For for to be like kissing or to be like
just touch it like touching.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Your tickle and you flirt and you tickle.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
You keep saying touch and tickle and touch and tickle.
Meanwhile you're making dead ass eye contact with me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do not look at you when I say touch
and tickle.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes you are, and I'm avoiding eye contact with you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
If you think for any minute that I make an
eye contact with you for any reason, you are sadly mistaken.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Touch and tickle, touch tickle. Who waves the hands around?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And I'm like, oh, what's the what's that in the
corner over there? Is that a spider oo do to do?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Let me ask this question. Is because some people say
that testosterone is higher in the morning. Is that true?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And is it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
The same for women is what's the estrogen? Are your
emotions your hormones? Are they very high in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I don't know. I just think that you're well rested.
It's fun. You get plenty of time to touch and tickle.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Touch and tickle. Stop looking at me, look at stop
at me.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Text messages glad vaunt, isn't my partner well? Another one
morning is my favorite? Oh my god, morning sex is great.
Another text says, just don't breathe on people during sex
in the morning. You know what, you can avoid each
other's morning breath, or you just kind of like go
(03:40):
with it. It's your partner's morning breath. It's not some
like you know, it's like not some stranger, or maybe
it is.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I hate my own morning breath.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
This text says the morning kind is great because you
can get it over with and you don't have to
worry about it for the rest of the day or
night or maybe even in the weekends.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So I don't like that philosophy because I want to
enjoy it. That's why I don't think it's worth it
in the morning, because in the morning, I'm still like
trying to become myself. I'm trying to wake up. I'm
trying to understand what life is. Life in I want
to enjoy it. I don't want to be like, oh
glad that we got that done over with.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I totally disagree. I think that some of my favors.
You know, I don't have sex anymore. I've been married
for too long. We don't do anything anymore in the morning.
Not in the morning, no, no, no, no, no, nothing.
But back in the day, that used to be like
you wake up on Saturday and you got nothing to do.
You don't have to go to the radio station at
(04:31):
five in the morning. The sun's kind of out. Yeah, particulate.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Mid middle of the night love, and I think it
is different level because it's so unexpected. You didn't know
it was gonna happen, especially if you wake up in
the middle of the night and you're just like you
start raying. You start tapping them trying to wake them up,
like what is that? Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Then you start tickling God.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I text it and she said, Vaunts, right, I ain't
got time in the morning. I got to get my
frosted flakes in first. Another one. I'm with Vaunt. I
feel so unattractive in the morning. Plus, if I were
to have morning sex, I just want to go back
to sleep. I don't want to be going about my day. Okay,
you're gross. Now she gets graphic and okay, morning sex
is lazy sex. Okay, who said that's a bad thing?
(05:17):
Vaant says morning sex is overrated, not even a thing.
I think he's wrong, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Text me, I guess the best time of day.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You'd have said, I just look ugliest in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So yeah, what if like your eye crust from you
sleeping just falls on my face?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You don't do it gross.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm just saying, Okay, well, I mean all kinds of
things can go wrong, but you don't go Eh, your
eye crash could fall on gross Now getsho freek HOMEB.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Get show freak HOMEB.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
God text says I've never had a bad day after
morning sex. Another one says we did it this weekend
for the first time in a long time and it
was great. Oh that's good. I'm glad somebody's getting these
people text. It's been so long for me. I don't
remember which armpit it's un I really don't. Let's have
vought stir the pot yesterday. He was stern to pot
(06:04):
by saying that morning sex is awful and overrated and
should never be a thing. That caught a lot of
people off guard. Some people agreed with you. What do
you stern the pot about today?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And to piss off some pet owners, stop naming your
pets marshmallow or s'mores or nugget.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It does not sound right at all? Who does that?
I don't know anybody to name it doll my.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Gosh, I know so many people. I'm not saying you
have to name them like these human names like Archibald
or like Ronald Bernard, but like, no, Bernard's okay, because
you call them Bernie. That's a cute. You have the
cute nickname. Yeah, there are people that name their come.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Here muffin, came here, come here, pudding? Does it sound
How do you discipline a dog? Name pudding?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I do have a friend who has a cat named
hash Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh sounds cute cat.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Maybe that works for That's a great name.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Why couldn't work for a dog brown?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Because you don't really have to discipline cats.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, dogs you have to tell like, let's just say,
you have to discipline them or take them on a walk.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Camere, pickles, come you sit picks.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You said that's a cute name too. Now, so you're
saying no food names. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
They don't have to I guess yeah, they typically are
like food names.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But if the dogs name is baby, no, See that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Why would I, as a veterinarian, have to come out
appointment for food food baby?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm so dumb.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Stop naming your dogs dumb things like centniment swirl.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Where nobody getting this story from your making stuff off
off the top of your head?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Text it right now? What is your dog's name? If
you have a name in this like realm of names.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Pickles and hash brown are great names.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They are names.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I wouldn't want to call a dog hash brown because
I wouldn't want to stand in the front porch hash brown.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
See that sponce point that he's trying to make snickerdoodle,
that's one.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know somebody who has a dog namesake. In turn,
John's Dog's name is Skittles.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's a dumb name.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you serious one of his dogs?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I think it's okay. Can you go ahead?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Two people texted in. One person just said it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Give them a minute.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
My neighbor no, I'm saying, I'm reading them. My neighbor
has a little CORKI named Crewton. And then the next
text says, my cat's name is Crewton.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow, is a great name for a No, it's not ethic.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Why not a corky though? Crewton? I think that's cute.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I just think, like when you're in the dog park,
like Raisin rais peanut butter and jelly. Where are you?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It just sounds dumpe nobody's naming their dog peanut, butter
and jelly. You're just trying to piss me off.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I guarantee you. There are people that are gonna text it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Maybe they won't be cause they're ashamed, but they have
some weird like food or like cute sea type.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Names that are not dog names.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There are some text messages. My dogs are donut and nacho.
See and my cats are macadamia nut mac or hazelnut. Hazy,
screw you, von Nacho, You're not supposed to be on
my carpet.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Nacho?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What I like? Donut and Nacho? Those are cute.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
They age poorly, they're cute when they're young.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's like how people like, let's talk about humans, right,
People name their kids. Uh, Blossom, that's one of Cardi
B's kids. What do I look like a fifty year
old woman at some point being named Blossom? You get
to think about dogs and humans are going to get older.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, but a dog being old is still a little baby.
It's just an older, little baby dog.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Somebody texted my dogs are Sirloin and Brisket.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
See Brisket's a hilarious name. I think I love that.
Look at all these texts coming in. My dog's name
is Piggy my cat. My cat's name is Lint.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
There's their pets, their sidekicks.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Dog's name is kim Chi.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I love human names for a dog. Yeah, Like you know,
Buddy is not really a human name, but he's a
good name for a dog. But like Bernie, I really
like that one. Roger the cat, our cat Roger.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
My sister names all of her pets like human names.
She has a cat named Phyllis, a cat named Kevin.
She's got a cat named Ed and then a dog
named the Penny.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, yeah, here is one. My dog's name is Tuna.
My dog's name is Pickles. My childhood dogs were Salt
and pep Burn.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
My Grandma had a salt and pepper.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What do you get out of I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Somebody texted my cat's my cousin's cat name is I lost?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It is raw chicken breast. No way, see that's I
don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
There's no that's I think they made that up.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
My dog's name is cal Zone.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Katis on the phone, Dave, Hello, Katie, we're talking about
dog's name should not be named after food. What do
you think?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Well, I have a cat and uh we named him
Al a hole. Yeah, because he kept talking over the
Christmas tree and I keptry side on the name, and
I kept coming home and saying you Al, And let
me tell you after he got new er. Those the
best Africa instructions I've ever heard of?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
My wife?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What was that? What? What? What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Because you know they replaced the pets name for all
the instructions.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh, I see, I see such things.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
If Al is bleeding, please contact us.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Make sure you put sav on the ale.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, wow, that's funny. I feel bad for that dog
because then he's gonna just be more of an a
hole because his name.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Is it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, she loves him. Oh so go up. Wait, hold on,
the phone is ringing here? Hold on? Do you want
me to get it? I guess so I'm doing. Okay, Hello, Okatie, will.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
You be Oh hey, Dad, it's your son Bernard.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Here we are with his dumb bit.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I was hoping to get a hold of you because
i'd like, uh, some permission to do some renovation on
my kennel. Yeah, I think I'm gonna install a hot tub.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
First of all, I did not approve of this bit
to be on the show today. This is a dumb bit.
I don't know why we do this bit. It's Bailey
crouched behind the table over here. She didn't even sound
like a boy dog.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, focus, I want to install hot tub. I guess
guess what I've been doing. I've been eyeing some bitches
around the neighborhood. Yeah, I want to pimp my ride.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, keep going with your bid, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
So I'm so I am so weady Dad, I am
so ready to hump some legs up in this joint. Okay,
I like to hump it up, so dumb. Don't worry, Dad,
But I'm fixed.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So I know you're fixed. Yes, I know, Yes, yes.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I might try to reverse it later, but for now,
I just want to screw around.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I think, Okay, you gotta hump it, hump it.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yeah, yeah, already, I think I have my first invite.
It's that sexy dog down the lane, Bella.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Bella is very sexy. Yes, the way she walks around
with her tail up. I know Isabella another dog on
the block. She's making this Nobella on my block. I
don't know. It's Bailey's big tail up.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
She's such a maltease. But I like a challenge.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah what oh sorry, okay, yeah, back here.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Back here outside anyway, I gotta let the hot tub
installation guys in. I sent Shoson out for an errand,
so I got to get is done quick. Yeah. I
told her to grab some led color changing underwater. I
want that hot tub to be nice and red when
I get the malpees over.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Guess what what I laboratory?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, you're very sweet.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Can I get DoorDash?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
No, you can't get door dashed by gotta go all right,
dumbest bit that we do. And I if this is
your first impression of the radio show, I'm sorry. We're
bet we're better than that. You keep letting him get
on the phone then, but not with his phone.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I love when he calls in.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I can't believe he figures out his own little cell
phone situation.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Thumb yeah, super Dog.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I apologize for the past few minutes of the show.
See what we got. We're gonna raw dog. This ro
raw Dog. No phone screen or Friday. Hello, you're on
the radio. What's your name, Chris?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Chris? What's up? Chris?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
I want to know if whatever happened to our dear
friend Hiram.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You know, Hiram is retired. He's living in Peaco Lakes
right now, Peaquat Lakes right now. He lives in a
camper van on the lake shore, and he does a
lot of wakeboarding.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
He's gotta be old, right, He's like really old.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He's really old. Yeah, I'm glad you remember Hiram. I'll
tell him you said hi.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah. I would really love it if you don't come
out and get.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
The sheep out of my.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
If you don't know what she's talking about, I can't
even explain it to you. Thanks for calling, Chris. No
phone screen or Friday. You're on Katie WB What is
your name? Benjamin you're back. What's up?
Speaker 8 (14:38):
I'm in a dilemma.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, I left the house while my husband was still sleeping,
and no one's given me any compliments today, so I
just wanted to see what you had to offer me.
Bailey's really good at this, Bailey Benjamin.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
First of all, you are shining light, and like today
is Thursday, but it's technically Friday, which means you are
even more so walking on sunshine. So with every single step,
now that you've got it, girl, shoulders back, throw your
hair over your shoulder because of.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Hair in school.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Throw your beard back over your shoulder, Throw.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Your beard over your shoulder, and whip whip that ass
around in a circle.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, rip the chicken soup for the Soul book out
of her hands.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Now it's my copy.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Miss you got.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Remember if you call, the phone will ring for a
long time because we don't pick it up. We don't
pick it up until you're on the air. You are
on the air right now. What is your name?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Whitney?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Whitney? What's up? Good morning?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I so I just work. I work in a car dealership,
and I just I'm thirty three years old and having
a conversation with anyone who's twenty five or younger is
it's painful. I don't want to talk about their feelings anymore.
I'm so over it.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Why do you talk about their feelings at the car dealers?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Then, oh my lord, everyone comes to you advice if
you're slightly cool. I'm only slightly cool, but you know,
they come to you and it's like, I'm feeling overwhelmed
with my task today, and oh my lord, I just
I feel like offer myself at least six times a day.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Oh no, maybe definitely will not.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
I definitely will not.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, but you know what, I think, look at it
in the positive way. I get a lot of people
to come to me. They trust me with things that
they shouldn't tell anybody, and they tell me these things like, yeah,
my husband and I haven't slept together in twelve years,
but I'm sleeping with the god whatever and I and
I'm like mmmmmmmmm, And it's like, Okay, they love you
and they trust you.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
So look at it that way, as the random lady
that they met at the car dealership.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
They trust you.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I would always think maybe they don't have a lot
of people to talk to and that would.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Be good too, Thank you, Whitney. No Hello, nothing there hello,
no phone screen or Friday. You're on? Katie wb what's
your name?
Speaker 8 (16:51):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Sarah, Sarah. Go ahead, it's my.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Daughter's eleventh birthday.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I just want to say, happy birthday, Alexis. I love you,
Happy birthday, Alexis.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
He eats it in.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, well you got it in. No shout outs, that's
our rule. But she got it in. And happy birthday,
Alex Okay, Katie w be No phone screen or Friday,
no shout outs. What's your name, Joey, Joey, Joey, what's up? Joey, Joey?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
I want.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I wanted to tell Bailey that she made me cry
on the radio the other day when she was talking
about somebody crying during a Star Trek movie.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
She was laughing when Data was dying or Data sacrifice
himself for the card and the enterprise.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah, because he cried.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That made me cry. It was very sad, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I love Star Trek, oh well, I love Star Trek too,
But it was a hilarious moment when my sister threw
a fit as like a twelve year old in a
movie theater. In front of a bunch of other people
by going hilarious, hilarious moment, and I cried because I
was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh that's funny, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I love Star Trek, Hey, Live long and prosper Joey.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, YouTube, Bailey, take it easy.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You too.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
There was such a nerd moment. Seriously, no more, No,
you can't play that on me. Add to the rule,
added no Star Trek Katie. Would you be no phone
screener Friday? I know we're saying it's Friday. We normally
do this on Friday, and I know it's Thursday, but
it's habit. What's your name, Suzanne?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
And it's a Friday vibe?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It is Friday. What's up, Suzanne?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yes, Well, I want to talk about or I guess
asked about summer festivals.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
What's your favorite summer festival to go to every year?
What's the one that you look forward.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
To every summer?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Dang?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Does the State Fair count?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
See? I was going to say the State Fair?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, state Fair? Yeah, head and shoulders. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
When I was in high school, it was the Andover
Family Fun Fest because I'm from Andover and that was
the only one and it was right there and we
could walk. But when I was in high school, they
had rides, and now they don't have rides anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So why don't they have rides.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
I don't know, because they're cheap.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
They got bouncy houses now, but they had like, you know,
the little tilt whirl and everything showed up, and so
I say, if it's got a tilt to whirl, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The one I want to go to. I like Latin
Days at Valley Fair.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's like, I think, just a weekend that they do,
and there's so many like mariachi bands and Mexican dancers
and stuff, and just because it's like a bit of
culture because I'm half Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
What about you actually going.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
To Valley Fair next weekend.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
My my favorite is actually our little hometown festival in
August that is called pickle.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Fest, and it's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It sounds like.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
It's it's officially cucumber Festival, but you know, you get pickled, so.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You pickle Fest.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Let's not teeth this mystery. What city does this take
place in?
Speaker 8 (19:41):
It is in Boyceville, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Boys Boys spell it please.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
B O y C E b I l l E
boy Wisconsin and it's the third weekend of August every year, Right,
I got to.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Check that out. I've never heard of pickle Fest before
cucumber Fest. Katie w you be no phone screen or Friday?
What's your name?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Kelly?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Hi? Kelly, what's up?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Hi? I'm just wondering, since.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
You guys are locally famous, if you guys ever get
stopped in stores, you get pictures of I know, the
proper Rozzi you like aren't with you guys.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
But do you guys get stopped frequently?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Sure, I mean once in a while, so you'd be like,
you know, I mean like in cub not too long ago.
It's like a guy's like, hey, excuse me, hate to
both you. Are you Dave Ryan? My wife loves you.
Can you just like make a little video for And
I'm like, yeah, sure, I don't care. Yeah, but not
very often.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Not a lot. I know, get stopped in the grocery
store all the time for some.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Reason because I go to like the same not even
handful of cubs, and people will spot me. Or there's
this one employee that I guess we're friends now because
he sees me all the time. He's like, hey, VNT,
I'm waiting for it to happen because my family's in
town and I want my mom to feel I want
to be like.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And this is my mom.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, exactly because my mom would love that.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, I get to recognize at events. But I like
it when I'm at events because then people say, Bailey,
I'm here because you talked about it and that you
told me to come. So that's why I'm here. That's
so always come up to me at least I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, absolutely, come up, I would say, nless, I'm at
the urinal. Don't don't approach me. Don't don't extend your
hand for a handshake of the urinal. Nice package? What
a healthy prostate? KDWB no phone screen or Friday? You're
on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Him?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Jason Statham Continue Casey, Jason continue, Hey, Casey.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Okay, I was wondering what kind of mortar home do
you have?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
D It says starts with an E and integra Integra. Yeah,
how big is it? Thir nice?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I want to get?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Do you like it? Oh? We love it, absolutely love it.
I've wanted one my entire adult life, and we finally said,
what are we waiting for? So it's like if you're
looking for something you can afford it, then don't wait
on it. You could die tomorrow. Casey, you don't know,
you never know. Go buy that bouncy house that you
want to get. It's awesome.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Whoa, I think I'll get it this. Thank you pretty much, Steve.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, kay, what keep your feet on the ground and
keep reaching.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
For the stars here because top forty.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hello, Hello, Hello Katie WB no phone screen your Friday.
What's your name?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
My name is Ceccy another casey cc cc what's up?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Cc I.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
I just wanted to say that I love your radio
and I have a question.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Sure, I know that.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
You've answered this about dogs, But if you were a cat,
what kind of cat would you be? Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
American, short hair, I would be orange, and I would
be a fat fat would and then I have like
a little white splotch on my face or something so
it looks like I have a little mustache.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, I'd be a tabby. I like the M on
my forehead, be a tabby within it M on my forehead.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I have no answer. I know nothing about cat breeds.
I didn't know the word cat breeds. Would you be
a black cat?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Sure, very creative Bailey.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Next one, no phone screen or Friday, You're on the radio.
What's your name? Lindsay what's up?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Lindsay, Well, I just want to say you brought this up.
But nobody misses Drake.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, Wow, go into detail, go into detail.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
I mean when he was on the radio, I used
to like want to text in and say why is
he on the radio? But then I'm like, why would
I do that?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
That's not helpful.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
So instead you call well later because you brought.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
It up, so it made me feel better that now
I can get it off my chest. No one misses him.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Can I ask a question? Do you feel this way
about me? Or Bailey?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Now?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
M oh? She hesitated, She hesitated a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
We love you guys, you're very kind. You know. I
will tell you this one. Whenever anybody leaves the show,
it could be anybody leaving the show, people will always say, well,
I'm not going to listen again. It's never going to
be the same. And then it's kind of like, you
know when your boyfriend dumps you when you're in nine
great and you go, I'm never gonna be in love again.
Two weeks later you're out with you know, Ethan Randy. Yeah,
(24:06):
so thank you. I'm glad you were still listening.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You like that she had the wherewithal to be like,
should I text in?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
That one't be helpful if only everyone had that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No phone screen or Friday, you got time for a
couple of more. What's your name?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yoyo? Yo, it's Wan?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Hey, what's up? Okay?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
So today we're going down to Cruise America to check
out some RVs because.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You heard me be an influencer and you're gonna be
a check one out?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Right, and I listen to what you say.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes you do. You're gonna love it. Seriously, go check
it out. You don't need a big one. They don't
even have big ones a Cruise America. And they don't
pay me to say this. I've never got a freebie
from them ever. But if you want to check out
r V life and you don't want the commitment, go
rent one for a week or a weekend. Where are
you gonna go? Are you gonna go somewhere?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Well that's that's why I'm calling, because I want some
suggestions as to where some first time campers should go.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Ooh, I don't Wisconsin Dell's has got some campgrounds. I'd
say go somewhere into Wisconsin, or go up somewhere north,
go to the Kowa.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Camp But that's just too boring.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, because you're I would say go somewhere where it's like,
I don't know up up north Cloak has got to
cut koa campground. The thing about an RV is you know,
you got the RV is set it up, you put
the hose and all this stuff, and then you're kind
of stuck there unless you have a car or a
bike or something like that. So I would I don't.
I'm still new at this. I don't really have a
great idea for you.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Just let you know that we'll find someplace to go.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And if you look at the news and you.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
See some black woman running, that's me because I was
a very upright.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Good to know. Love you, Wanita, Love you bye. Last call,
no phone screen or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This is Jenna, Hi Jenna, what's up?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
I just want to say a big FU to my
spouse for serving me divorce papers with a two month
old and a two year old?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
When did you get papers.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Two days after my birthday?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh? Did you see? Did you see it coming?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Not exactly, but I felt something was off, so.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
So instead of having a conversation with you, they're just like, well,
here's the papers.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Well we tried counseling.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
He only went to three sessions and called it quit.
So yeah, he's done everything to save the marriage.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about Well you did get your
FU shout out on the radio.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Love you, I love you, Jen.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I have a great weekend. Okay, that is it for
no phone screen or Friday. Thanks for all the phone calls.
Ooh, what is von gonna stir the pot about this morning?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
So tired of the lies?
Speaker 3 (00:05):
Can we stop saying that morning sex is the best
because it's not.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Go on.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
I just, first of all, and I've said this time
and time morning breath. I cannot stand it. My own
morning breath, so mine combined with my partners, no, thank you,
that's one too. I am so exhausted. I just woke up.
I haven't stretched. Now I gotta put in work doing
a bunch of.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Is that the noise you make?
Speaker 4 (00:32):
Yes, it's bright in there. If it's I mean like
way daytime.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
That's what I'm saying, Like nothing about it just sets
the mood.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
It's not a vibe at all.
Speaker 3 (00:40):
Morning sex is over not even overrated. It's just not
good at all. I don't know who said it was
a lot of people. A lot of the people think like, oh,
first thing in the morning, it gets my serotonin going. No, no, lying, yes,
I actually think they are.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I'm just gonna listen to Vaughan be very naive and
twenty four years morning sex is wonderful because if you're
having morning sex, that's means it's either a Saturday or
Sunday and it's your day off, and that means you, like,
you know, you don't roll over and start, you know,
hopping on and doing your thing right away. You're like,
you know, you tease and you tickle and you talk
and whatever, and you have morning breath and they have
(01:16):
morning breath. It literally cancels each other out. It really does.
I don't think that works. Yeah it does, it does.
And then you kind of tease and tickle and tease
and tickle and whatever. And then next thing, you know,
and you're taking your time because you don't have to
get up early because you're already up, and you don't
have to go to work or hurry because it's your
day off. Morning sex is some of the best sex.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Why can't you tease and tickle when it's any other
time of day?
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well you certainly, you certainly can, But in the morning teeth,
it's kind of like being honest is like a different planet.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
A different planet because instead of.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It being dark or instead of like, oh you gotta
hurry up, I gotta get up early, hurry up, then
you didn't take your time, and then afterward you like
get up and have some coffee, walk around and.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
Walk around around naked I need to like just it's
it's it's.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I wouldn't say it's the best, but it's right up
there with every other kind of sex. Okay, let us
know whether you're whether Vaunt's right or whether you agree
with me.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I don't think morning sex is worth all.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
Your naive your naive.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
You know what I want in the morning, cinnamon rolls.
So I don't have what I want.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't have time.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
For for to be like kissing or to be like
just touch it like touching.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Your tickle and you flirt and you tickle.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
You keep saying touch and tickle and touch and tickle.
Meanwhile you're making dead ass eye contact with me.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I do not look at you when I say touch
and tickle.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
Yes you are, and I'm avoiding eye contact with you.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
If you think for any minute that I make an
eye contact with you for any reason, you are sadly mistaken.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Touch and tickle, touch tickle. Who waves the hands around?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
And I'm like, oh, what's the what's that in the
corner over there? Is that a spider oo do to do?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Now?
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Let me ask this question. Is because some people say
that testosterone is higher in the morning. Is that true?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
And is it.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
The same for women is what's the estrogen? Are your
emotions your hormones? Are they very high in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah, I don't know. I just think that you're well rested.
It's fun. You get plenty of time to touch and tickle.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
Touch and tickle. Stop looking at me, look at stop
at me.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Text messages glad vaunt, isn't my partner well? Another one
morning is my favorite? Oh my god, morning sex is great.
Another text says, just don't breathe on people during sex
in the morning. You know what, you can avoid each
other's morning breath, or you just kind of like go
(03:40):
with it. It's your partner's morning breath. It's not some
like you know, it's like not some stranger, or maybe
it is.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
I hate my own morning breath.
Speaker 5 (03:47):
This text says the morning kind is great because you
can get it over with and you don't have to
worry about it for the rest of the day or
night or maybe even in the weekends.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
So I don't like that philosophy because I want to
enjoy it. That's why I don't think it's worth it
in the morning, because in the morning, I'm still like
trying to become myself. I'm trying to wake up. I'm
trying to understand what life is. Life in I want
to enjoy it. I don't want to be like, oh
glad that we got that done over with.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Yeah, I totally disagree. I think that some of my favors.
You know, I don't have sex anymore. I've been married
for too long. We don't do anything anymore in the morning.
Not in the morning, no, no, no, no, no, nothing.
But back in the day, that used to be like
you wake up on Saturday and you got nothing to do.
You don't have to go to the radio station at
(04:31):
five in the morning. The sun's kind of out. Yeah, particulate.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Mid middle of the night love, and I think it
is different level because it's so unexpected. You didn't know
it was gonna happen, especially if you wake up in
the middle of the night and you're just like you
start raying. You start tapping them trying to wake them up,
like what is that? Hey?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Then you start tickling God.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I text it and she said, Vaunts, right, I ain't
got time in the morning. I got to get my
frosted flakes in first. Another one. I'm with Vaunt. I
feel so unattractive in the morning. Plus, if I were
to have morning sex, I just want to go back
to sleep. I don't want to be going about my day. Okay,
you're gross. Now she gets graphic and okay, morning sex
is lazy sex. Okay, who said that's a bad thing?
(05:17):
Vaant says morning sex is overrated, not even a thing.
I think he's wrong, but yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Text me, I guess the best time of day.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
You'd have said, I just look ugliest in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
So yeah, what if like your eye crust from you
sleeping just falls on my face?
Speaker 4 (05:30):
You don't do it gross.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
I'm just saying, Okay, well, I mean all kinds of
things can go wrong, but you don't go Eh, your
eye crash could fall on gross Now getsho freek HOMEB.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Get show freak HOMEB.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
God text says I've never had a bad day after
morning sex. Another one says we did it this weekend
for the first time in a long time and it
was great. Oh that's good. I'm glad somebody's getting these
people text. It's been so long for me. I don't
remember which armpit it's un I really don't. Let's have
vought stir the pot yesterday. He was stern to pot
(06:04):
by saying that morning sex is awful and overrated and
should never be a thing. That caught a lot of
people off guard. Some people agreed with you. What do
you stern the pot about today?
Speaker 3 (06:13):
And to piss off some pet owners, stop naming your
pets marshmallow or s'mores or nugget.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
It does not sound right at all? Who does that?
I don't know anybody to name it doll my.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Gosh, I know so many people. I'm not saying you
have to name them like these human names like Archibald
or like Ronald Bernard, but like, no, Bernard's okay, because
you call them Bernie. That's a cute. You have the
cute nickname. Yeah, there are people that name their come.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Here muffin, came here, come here, pudding? Does it sound
How do you discipline a dog? Name pudding?
Speaker 4 (06:42):
I do have a friend who has a cat named
hash Brown.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh sounds cute cat.
Speaker 2 (06:47):
Maybe that works for That's a great name.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Why couldn't work for a dog brown?
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Because you don't really have to discipline cats.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah, dogs you have to tell like, let's just say,
you have to discipline them or take them on a walk.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Camere, pickles, come you sit picks.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
You said that's a cute name too. Now, so you're
saying no food names. Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
They don't have to I guess yeah, they typically are
like food names.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
But if the dogs name is baby, no, See that's stupid.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
Why would I, as a veterinarian, have to come out
appointment for food food baby?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm so dumb.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Stop naming your dogs dumb things like centniment swirl.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Where nobody getting this story from your making stuff off
off the top of your head?
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Text it right now? What is your dog's name? If
you have a name in this like realm of names.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Pickles and hash brown are great names.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
They are names.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
I wouldn't want to call a dog hash brown because
I wouldn't want to stand in the front porch hash brown.
Speaker 5 (07:41):
See that sponce point that he's trying to make snickerdoodle,
that's one.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
I know somebody who has a dog namesake. In turn,
John's Dog's name is Skittles.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
It's a dumb name.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Are you serious one of his dogs?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I think it's okay. Can you go ahead?
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Two people texted in. One person just said it.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Give them a minute.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
My neighbor no, I'm saying, I'm reading them. My neighbor
has a little CORKI named Crewton. And then the next
text says, my cat's name is Crewton.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
Wow, is a great name for a No, it's not ethic.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Why not a corky though? Crewton? I think that's cute.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I just think, like when you're in the dog park,
like Raisin rais peanut butter and jelly. Where are you?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It just sounds dumpe nobody's naming their dog peanut, butter
and jelly. You're just trying to piss me off.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
I guarantee you. There are people that are gonna text it.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
Maybe they won't be cause they're ashamed, but they have
some weird like food or like cute sea type.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Names that are not dog names.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There are some text messages. My dogs are donut and nacho.
See and my cats are macadamia nut mac or hazelnut. Hazy,
screw you, von Nacho, You're not supposed to be on
my carpet.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
Nacho?
Speaker 1 (08:45):
What I like? Donut and Nacho? Those are cute.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
They age poorly, they're cute when they're young.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's like how people like, let's talk about humans, right,
People name their kids. Uh, Blossom, that's one of Cardi
B's kids. What do I look like a fifty year
old woman at some point being named Blossom? You get
to think about dogs and humans are going to get older.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
Yeah, but a dog being old is still a little baby.
It's just an older, little baby dog.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Somebody texted my dogs are Sirloin and Brisket.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
See Brisket's a hilarious name. I think I love that.
Look at all these texts coming in. My dog's name
is Piggy my cat. My cat's name is Lint.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
There's their pets, their sidekicks.
Speaker 4 (09:25):
Dog's name is kim Chi.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
That's cute.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
I love human names for a dog. Yeah, Like you know,
Buddy is not really a human name, but he's a
good name for a dog. But like Bernie, I really
like that one. Roger the cat, our cat Roger.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
My sister names all of her pets like human names.
She has a cat named Phyllis, a cat named Kevin.
She's got a cat named Ed and then a dog
named the Penny.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
Okay, yeah, here is one. My dog's name is Tuna.
My dog's name is Pickles. My childhood dogs were Salt
and pep Burn.
Speaker 4 (10:00):
My Grandma had a salt and pepper.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
What do you get out of I don't know.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Somebody texted my cat's my cousin's cat name is I lost?
Speaker 2 (10:06):
It is raw chicken breast. No way, see that's I
don't believe that.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
There's no that's I think they made that up.
Speaker 4 (10:12):
My dog's name is cal Zone.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Katis on the phone, Dave, Hello, Katie, we're talking about
dog's name should not be named after food. What do
you think?
Speaker 6 (10:23):
Well, I have a cat and uh we named him
Al a hole. Yeah, because he kept talking over the
Christmas tree and I keptry side on the name, and
I kept coming home and saying you Al, And let
me tell you after he got new er. Those the
best Africa instructions I've ever heard of?
Speaker 4 (10:41):
My wife?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
What was that? What? What? What do you mean?
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Because you know they replaced the pets name for all
the instructions.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh, I see, I see such things.
Speaker 6 (10:52):
If Al is bleeding, please contact us.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Make sure you put sav on the ale.
Speaker 5 (11:00):
Yeah, wow, that's funny. I feel bad for that dog
because then he's gonna just be more of an a
hole because his name.
Speaker 2 (11:07):
Is it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
Yeah, she loves him. Oh so go up. Wait, hold on,
the phone is ringing here? Hold on? Do you want
me to get it? I guess so I'm doing. Okay, Hello, Okatie, will.
Speaker 7 (11:23):
You be Oh hey, Dad, it's your son Bernard.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Here we are with his dumb bit.
Speaker 7 (11:29):
I was hoping to get a hold of you because
i'd like, uh, some permission to do some renovation on
my kennel. Yeah, I think I'm gonna install a hot tub.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
First of all, I did not approve of this bit
to be on the show today. This is a dumb bit.
I don't know why we do this bit. It's Bailey
crouched behind the table over here. She didn't even sound
like a boy dog.
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, focus, I want to install hot tub. I guess
guess what I've been doing. I've been eyeing some bitches
around the neighborhood. Yeah, I want to pimp my ride.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Okay, keep going with your bid, go ahead.
Speaker 7 (12:03):
So I'm so I am so weady Dad, I am
so ready to hump some legs up in this joint. Okay,
I like to hump it up, so dumb. Don't worry, Dad,
But I'm fixed.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
So I know you're fixed. Yes, I know, Yes, yes.
Speaker 7 (12:19):
I might try to reverse it later, but for now,
I just want to screw around.
Speaker 1 (12:22):
I think, Okay, you gotta hump it, hump it.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
Yeah, yeah, already, I think I have my first invite.
It's that sexy dog down the lane, Bella.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Bella is very sexy. Yes, the way she walks around
with her tail up. I know Isabella another dog on
the block. She's making this Nobella on my block. I
don't know. It's Bailey's big tail up.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
She's such a maltease. But I like a challenge.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah what oh sorry, okay, yeah, back here.
Speaker 7 (12:52):
Back here outside anyway, I gotta let the hot tub
installation guys in. I sent Shoson out for an errand,
so I got to get is done quick. Yeah. I
told her to grab some led color changing underwater. I
want that hot tub to be nice and red when
I get the malpees over.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Okay, that's good.
Speaker 7 (13:12):
Guess what what I laboratory?
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Okay, you're very sweet.
Speaker 7 (13:16):
Can I get DoorDash?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
No, you can't get door dashed by gotta go all right,
dumbest bit that we do. And I if this is
your first impression of the radio show, I'm sorry. We're
bet we're better than that. You keep letting him get
on the phone then, but not with his phone.
Speaker 4 (13:30):
I love when he calls in.
Speaker 5 (13:32):
I can't believe he figures out his own little cell
phone situation.
Speaker 2 (13:36):
Thumb yeah, super Dog.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
I apologize for the past few minutes of the show.
See what we got. We're gonna raw dog. This ro
raw Dog. No phone screen or Friday. Hello, you're on
the radio. What's your name, Chris?
Speaker 4 (13:49):
Chris?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Chris? What's up? Chris?
Speaker 6 (13:51):
Hey?
Speaker 8 (13:52):
I want to know if whatever happened to our dear
friend Hiram.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
You know, Hiram is retired. He's living in Peaco Lakes
right now, Peaquat Lakes right now. He lives in a
camper van on the lake shore, and he does a
lot of wakeboarding.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
He's gotta be old, right, He's like really old.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
He's really old. Yeah, I'm glad you remember Hiram. I'll
tell him you said hi.
Speaker 8 (14:16):
Yeah. I would really love it if you don't come
out and get.
Speaker 6 (14:19):
The sheep out of my.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
If you don't know what she's talking about, I can't
even explain it to you. Thanks for calling, Chris. No
phone screen or Friday. You're on Katie WB What is
your name? Benjamin you're back. What's up?
Speaker 8 (14:38):
I'm in a dilemma.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, I left the house while my husband was still sleeping,
and no one's given me any compliments today, so I
just wanted to see what you had to offer me.
Bailey's really good at this, Bailey Benjamin.
Speaker 5 (14:51):
First of all, you are shining light, and like today
is Thursday, but it's technically Friday, which means you are
even more so walking on sunshine. So with every single step,
now that you've got it, girl, shoulders back, throw your
hair over your shoulder because of.
Speaker 4 (15:07):
Hair in school.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Throw your beard back over your shoulder, Throw.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
Your beard over your shoulder, and whip whip that ass
around in a circle.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, rip the chicken soup for the Soul book out
of her hands.
Speaker 4 (15:21):
Now it's my copy.
Speaker 8 (15:23):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Miss you got.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Now.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Remember if you call, the phone will ring for a
long time because we don't pick it up. We don't
pick it up until you're on the air. You are
on the air right now. What is your name?
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Whitney?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Whitney? What's up? Good morning?
Speaker 8 (15:41):
I so I just work. I work in a car dealership,
and I just I'm thirty three years old and having
a conversation with anyone who's twenty five or younger is
it's painful. I don't want to talk about their feelings anymore.
I'm so over it.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Why do you talk about their feelings at the car dealers?
Speaker 8 (15:57):
Then, oh my lord, everyone comes to you advice if
you're slightly cool. I'm only slightly cool, but you know,
they come to you and it's like, I'm feeling overwhelmed
with my task today, and oh my lord, I just
I feel like offer myself at least six times a day.
Speaker 4 (16:12):
No, don't do that.
Speaker 6 (16:14):
Oh no, maybe definitely will not.
Speaker 8 (16:16):
I definitely will not.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
Yeah, but you know what, I think, look at it
in the positive way. I get a lot of people
to come to me. They trust me with things that
they shouldn't tell anybody, and they tell me these things like, yeah,
my husband and I haven't slept together in twelve years,
but I'm sleeping with the god whatever and I and
I'm like mmmmmmmmm, And it's like, Okay, they love you
and they trust you.
Speaker 5 (16:34):
So look at it that way, as the random lady
that they met at the car dealership.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
They trust you.
Speaker 5 (16:39):
I would always think maybe they don't have a lot
of people to talk to and that would.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Be good too, Thank you, Whitney. No Hello, nothing there hello,
no phone screen or Friday. You're on? Katie wb what's
your name?
Speaker 8 (16:51):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (16:52):
Sarah, Sarah. Go ahead, it's my.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Daughter's eleventh birthday.
Speaker 1 (16:56):
I just want to say, happy birthday, Alexis. I love you,
Happy birthday, Alexis.
Speaker 4 (17:01):
He eats it in.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, well you got it in. No shout outs, that's
our rule. But she got it in. And happy birthday,
Alex Okay, Katie w be No phone screen or Friday,
no shout outs. What's your name, Joey, Joey, Joey, what's up? Joey, Joey?
Speaker 6 (17:17):
I want.
Speaker 5 (17:18):
I wanted to tell Bailey that she made me cry
on the radio the other day when she was talking
about somebody crying during a Star Trek movie.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
She was laughing when Data was dying or Data sacrifice
himself for the card and the enterprise.
Speaker 4 (17:33):
Yeah, because he cried.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That made me cry. It was very sad, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (17:35):
I love Star Trek, oh well, I love Star Trek too,
But it was a hilarious moment when my sister threw
a fit as like a twelve year old in a
movie theater. In front of a bunch of other people
by going hilarious, hilarious moment, and I cried because I
was so embarrassed.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Oh that's funny, good stuff.
Speaker 4 (17:51):
I love Star Trek, Hey, Live long and prosper Joey.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
Yeah, YouTube, Bailey, take it easy.
Speaker 4 (17:55):
You too.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
There was such a nerd moment. Seriously, no more, No,
you can't play that on me. Add to the rule,
added no Star Trek Katie. Would you be no phone
screener Friday? I know we're saying it's Friday. We normally
do this on Friday, and I know it's Thursday, but
it's habit. What's your name, Suzanne?
Speaker 5 (18:16):
And it's a Friday vibe?
Speaker 1 (18:17):
It is Friday. What's up, Suzanne?
Speaker 6 (18:20):
Yes, Well, I want to talk about or I guess
asked about summer festivals.
Speaker 8 (18:26):
What's your favorite summer festival to go to every year?
What's the one that you look forward.
Speaker 7 (18:31):
To every summer?
Speaker 5 (18:33):
Dang?
Speaker 1 (18:33):
Does the State Fair count?
Speaker 4 (18:35):
See? I was going to say the State Fair?
Speaker 1 (18:36):
Yeah, state Fair? Yeah, head and shoulders. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:39):
When I was in high school, it was the Andover
Family Fun Fest because I'm from Andover and that was
the only one and it was right there and we
could walk. But when I was in high school, they
had rides, and now they don't have rides anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
So why don't they have rides.
Speaker 4 (18:52):
I don't know, because they're cheap.
Speaker 5 (18:53):
They got bouncy houses now, but they had like, you know,
the little tilt whirl and everything showed up, and so
I say, if it's got a tilt to whirl, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
The one I want to go to. I like Latin
Days at Valley Fair.
Speaker 3 (19:03):
It's like, I think, just a weekend that they do,
and there's so many like mariachi bands and Mexican dancers
and stuff, and just because it's like a bit of
culture because I'm half Puerto Rican.
Speaker 1 (19:12):
What about you actually going.
Speaker 8 (19:13):
To Valley Fair next weekend.
Speaker 6 (19:16):
My my favorite is actually our little hometown festival in
August that is called pickle.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
Fest, and it's exactly what.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
It sounds like.
Speaker 8 (19:28):
It's it's officially cucumber Festival, but you know, you get pickled, so.
Speaker 6 (19:35):
You pickle Fest.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
Let's not teeth this mystery. What city does this take
place in?
Speaker 8 (19:41):
It is in Boyceville, Wisconsin.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Boys Boys spell it please.
Speaker 8 (19:48):
B O y C E b I l l E
boy Wisconsin and it's the third weekend of August every year, Right,
I got to.
Speaker 1 (19:57):
Check that out. I've never heard of pickle Fest before
cucumber Fest. Katie w you be no phone screen or Friday?
What's your name?
Speaker 8 (20:05):
Kelly?
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Hi? Kelly, what's up?
Speaker 8 (20:08):
Hi? I'm just wondering, since.
Speaker 5 (20:10):
You guys are locally famous, if you guys ever get
stopped in stores, you get pictures of I know, the
proper Rozzi you like aren't with you guys.
Speaker 8 (20:18):
But do you guys get stopped frequently?
Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Sure, I mean once in a while, so you'd be like,
you know, I mean like in cub not too long ago.
It's like a guy's like, hey, excuse me, hate to
both you. Are you Dave Ryan? My wife loves you.
Can you just like make a little video for And
I'm like, yeah, sure, I don't care. Yeah, but not
very often.
Speaker 4 (20:35):
Not a lot. I know, get stopped in the grocery
store all the time for some.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Reason because I go to like the same not even
handful of cubs, and people will spot me. Or there's
this one employee that I guess we're friends now because
he sees me all the time. He's like, hey, VNT,
I'm waiting for it to happen because my family's in
town and I want my mom to feel I want
to be like.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
And this is my mom.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yeah, exactly because my mom would love that.
Speaker 5 (20:55):
Yeah, I get to recognize at events. But I like
it when I'm at events because then people say, Bailey,
I'm here because you talked about it and that you
told me to come. So that's why I'm here. That's
so always come up to me at least I love it.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
No, absolutely, come up, I would say, nless, I'm at
the urinal. Don't don't approach me. Don't don't extend your
hand for a handshake of the urinal. Nice package? What
a healthy prostate? KDWB no phone screen or Friday? You're
on the radio. What's your name?
Speaker 8 (21:22):
Him?
Speaker 5 (21:25):
Jason Statham Continue Casey, Jason continue, Hey, Casey.
Speaker 8 (21:35):
Okay, I was wondering what kind of mortar home do
you have?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
D It says starts with an E and integra Integra. Yeah,
how big is it? Thir nice?
Speaker 8 (21:47):
Nice?
Speaker 6 (21:48):
I want to get?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Do you like it? Oh? We love it, absolutely love it.
I've wanted one my entire adult life, and we finally said,
what are we waiting for? So it's like if you're
looking for something you can afford it, then don't wait
on it. You could die tomorrow. Casey, you don't know,
you never know. Go buy that bouncy house that you
want to get. It's awesome.
Speaker 8 (22:06):
Whoa, I think I'll get it this. Thank you pretty much, Steve.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Okay, kay, what keep your feet on the ground and
keep reaching.
Speaker 4 (22:14):
For the stars here because top forty.
Speaker 1 (22:16):
Hello, Hello, Hello Katie WB no phone screen your Friday.
What's your name?
Speaker 8 (22:22):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (22:23):
My name is Ceccy another casey cc cc what's up?
Speaker 1 (22:27):
Cc I.
Speaker 6 (22:30):
I just wanted to say that I love your radio
and I have a question.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Sure, I know that.
Speaker 8 (22:36):
You've answered this about dogs, But if you were a cat,
what kind of cat would you be? Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:42):
American, short hair, I would be orange, and I would
be a fat fat would and then I have like
a little white splotch on my face or something so
it looks like I have a little mustache.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Okay, I'd be a tabby. I like the M on
my forehead, be a tabby within it M on my forehead.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I have no answer. I know nothing about cat breeds.
I didn't know the word cat breeds. Would you be
a black cat?
Speaker 1 (22:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
Sure, very creative Bailey.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Next one, no phone screen or Friday, You're on the radio.
What's your name? Lindsay what's up?
Speaker 8 (23:08):
Lindsay, Well, I just want to say you brought this up.
But nobody misses Drake.
Speaker 1 (23:14):
No, Wow, go into detail, go into detail.
Speaker 6 (23:18):
I mean when he was on the radio, I used
to like want to text in and say why is
he on the radio? But then I'm like, why would
I do that?
Speaker 4 (23:25):
That's not helpful.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
So instead you call well later because you brought.
Speaker 6 (23:31):
It up, so it made me feel better that now
I can get it off my chest. No one misses him.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
Can I ask a question? Do you feel this way
about me? Or Bailey?
Speaker 1 (23:38):
Now?
Speaker 4 (23:40):
M oh? She hesitated, She hesitated a lot.
Speaker 1 (23:43):
We love you guys, you're very kind. You know. I
will tell you this one. Whenever anybody leaves the show,
it could be anybody leaving the show, people will always say, well,
I'm not going to listen again. It's never going to
be the same. And then it's kind of like, you
know when your boyfriend dumps you when you're in nine
great and you go, I'm never gonna be in love again.
Two weeks later you're out with you know, Ethan Randy. Yeah,
(24:06):
so thank you. I'm glad you were still listening.
Speaker 4 (24:08):
You like that she had the wherewithal to be like,
should I text in?
Speaker 5 (24:11):
No?
Speaker 4 (24:11):
That one't be helpful if only everyone had that.
Speaker 1 (24:16):
No phone screen or Friday, you got time for a
couple of more. What's your name?
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yoyo? Yo, it's Wan?
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Hey, what's up? Okay?
Speaker 7 (24:24):
So today we're going down to Cruise America to check
out some RVs because.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
You heard me be an influencer and you're gonna be
a check one out?
Speaker 7 (24:31):
Right, and I listen to what you say.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
Yes you do. You're gonna love it. Seriously, go check
it out. You don't need a big one. They don't
even have big ones a Cruise America. And they don't
pay me to say this. I've never got a freebie
from them ever. But if you want to check out
r V life and you don't want the commitment, go
rent one for a week or a weekend. Where are
you gonna go? Are you gonna go somewhere?
Speaker 7 (24:51):
Well that's that's why I'm calling, because I want some
suggestions as to where some first time campers should go.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Ooh, I don't Wisconsin Dell's has got some campgrounds. I'd
say go somewhere into Wisconsin, or go up somewhere north,
go to the Kowa.
Speaker 8 (25:07):
Camp But that's just too boring.
Speaker 1 (25:10):
Yeah, because you're I would say go somewhere where it's like,
I don't know up up north Cloak has got to
cut koa campground. The thing about an RV is you know,
you got the RV is set it up, you put
the hose and all this stuff, and then you're kind
of stuck there unless you have a car or a
bike or something like that. So I would I don't.
I'm still new at this. I don't really have a
great idea for you.
Speaker 7 (25:29):
Just let you know that we'll find someplace to go.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
And if you look at the news and you.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
See some black woman running, that's me because I was
a very upright.
Speaker 1 (25:39):
Good to know. Love you, Wanita, Love you bye. Last call,
no phone screen or Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Hey?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
This is Jenna, Hi Jenna, what's up?
Speaker 8 (25:50):
I just want to say a big FU to my
spouse for serving me divorce papers with a two month
old and a two year old?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
When did you get papers.
Speaker 8 (26:01):
Two days after my birthday?
Speaker 1 (26:03):
Oh? Did you see? Did you see it coming?
Speaker 8 (26:06):
Not exactly, but I felt something was off, so.
Speaker 5 (26:10):
So instead of having a conversation with you, they're just like, well,
here's the papers.
Speaker 6 (26:16):
Well we tried counseling.
Speaker 8 (26:17):
He only went to three sessions and called it quit.
So yeah, he's done everything to save the marriage.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh yeah, I'm sorry about Well you did get your
FU shout out on the radio.
Speaker 7 (26:29):
Love you, I love you, Jen.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
I have a great weekend. Okay, that is it for
no phone screen or Friday. Thanks for all the phone calls.
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