August 1, 2025 • 33 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Let's get right into this game here. It's kind of cool.
We're gonna ask you about an item, and then we're
gonna guess whether you trashed it, donated it, or sold
it all based on Jenny finally getting rid of a
coffee table? How much you sell this thing for? Thirty bucks?
Not bad? It wasn't so nice about coffee table.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
But I did buy it for like fifty so I
got mad at myself because I almost always make my
money back, or if not, make more money.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think it's getting rid of the item itself has
some cash value in it, you know, it makes sure
it makes life easier. It's got some cash value. Benjamin
is on the phone. Good morning, Benjamin.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Good morning, my favorite piece.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
How was your weekend, ben Oh, you know what?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It was just full of packing because you know what,
and that's what relates to this question, because we bought
a house.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Congratulations, Okay, good very cool. That is awesome when your
packing and getting rid of stuff. What did you run across?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Just like everyone does when they're packing, you run across
the household taxi dermid Armadillo.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh yeah, the old taxi dermid Armadillo. Where in God's
green Earth, did you get a taxi, dirmied armadillo.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well, do you remember the good old days of vine,
the social media plas I did?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah. So I was from an old prop closet at
work because someone gave me a taxi, dirmied armadillo, and
then said, Ben, will you make a vine with this?
And so I had a series where I would hold
the armadillo and his passengers got into my car, I
scared them with it, and it was called hashtag armadillo scare.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I miss fine, Okay, so you wanted to you looked
at this taxidermy armadillo, which I'm gonna guess is the
size of a house cat or so right?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, And we're gonna guess whether you sold it, donated it,
or trashed it. I know we can't ask a lot
of questions, go what or or.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Your husband decided if you were going to do I say.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, because it's got to be consensual. I see. So
we can't ask a lot of questions, but I'm going
to ask you one. Was it in reasonably good shape?
Or was the sawdust coming out? Or an eyeball was missing?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I would say, this is in such good shape that
people don't realize. Armadillos also have hair that kind of
grows through and around the shell. It is in such
good condition. I mean it still has hair.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh wow, great condition. I'm going to say, you found
somebody who would love to have I'm going to say
you sold the armadillo, but maybe think something completely.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Different, because they're hyping it up to be like this
is a prize possession because it was in all these
award winning vines.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What was the.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Hashtag hashtag Armadella's scared.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm gonna say that you donated it. I think you
just like you would want it, like Children's hospital put
it in the lobby. And that's why I don't think
he could have sold it. Okay, that's what I'm thinking.
You think he donated it to the veterans or something
like that.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Well, to that or to like a child who was
like that seems cool, you know, too prized to trash.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But nobody's gonna buy it or he can't sell it,
so he donated it.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Bay.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
That's why I say, I think he donated it to
a kid who would think like I don't know if
he's got a niece or nephew who's like.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Can I have your arm So we have one sold
to donate. Jenny, I think sold.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think you definitely got that on the marketplace and
it's sold quickly.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We're already, Ben, Okay, we're gonna pretend Tony's hopefully not
listening to the radio right now, because Tony thinks that
if you said donation, you are correct. He thinks it's
in the donation box that's going to my alma mater
at school. But this morning I hit it in a
box that does Benjamin's winter clothed, so I don't have
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to get rid of it. It's none of the above,
but donation wins because that's what my husband thinks of.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Wait till you wip that out of the new house.
The first thing you set.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Up for decor, it'll be an armadillo scare when he
finds out.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh my god, Ben, I understand you're you're gonna you
don't know this yet, but you're gonna make an appearance
on the Dave Ryan Show next week. Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh? Should I bring the armadillo?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yes? Yes, no, thank you. Ben. Have a good day.
All right, Next one we're gonna do kind of quickly.
This is donate sell or trash on the phone. Next
is Julissa. I love this one. Julyssa, what was your item?
Speaker 8 (04:34):
My item was an eight foot tall stuff teddy Bear.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, so where did this come from? Because it sounds
like a grandparents gift or sounded like a good idea
at the time.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Yeah, my sister gave it to my daughter for her
first birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Foot tall. That's adorable, adorable. Nobody wants nobody grown men.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
To carry it inside the house.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Four grown men. But it was a stuff the soft,
cushy teddy bear.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Oh was the cushiest thing.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
She's like, oh, it's so fun to cuddle, and I'm like, what.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Am I going to do with this?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, It's kind of like when you win a giant
stuff pig at Valley Fair. Carson's got a giant stuff
pig from Valley Fair and a giant stuff banana. He
won't get rid of him. But it's like, Okay, I'm
going to say nobody would somebody would buy it. I
just say you sold it, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'm also going to say you sold it Jenny, like
there's a market.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
No, I think that you absolutely donated it was the
even Bailey.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Sold sold Melissa, what did you do with that bear?
Speaker 11 (05:33):
You three are correct?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
I sold it?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
How much you get for that?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I got it?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I got two hundred bucks for it?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wow? I mean it's eight feet tall.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
It's nowhere near the real value because you go try
to buy one of those things new, it's like six
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Really wow, you know what, you got some use out
of it, and you got two hundred dollars out of it,
not Bjlyssa, Thank you very much. So, Dave, do you
care about me? I care about you deeply.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, be on my side of an argument that I've
been creating in my brain.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It depends what it is. Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
So I have been annoyed recently because I have friends
who have children who watch my Instagram stories and they're like, ugh, girl,
you're like doing too much. And I'm like, oh, well,
you know, I like to stay busy, and they're like,
you're busy. I have children. You don't have children. You
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don't know busy. And it hasn't happened to me for
a long time until recently, and now it's starting to
pop up a lot. It used to happen all the
time when I worked in retail and I'd be like
walking in, they'd be like, oh, how are you today,
And I say, oh, I'm tired, and they'd be like,
you're tired, Well, I was up with my three year
old at two am for an hour because they were
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having a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So you don't understand tired. You don't have children. You
don't understand busy. You don't have children.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, does not having kids make me not tired or
not busy?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Apparently not. I want to be on your side, you know,
I would love to support you. Yours is optional. Busy
parents is mandatory. Busy, so you cannot ignore your three
year old that you see. You can get up at
three o'clock in the morning and make yourself a pizza
and then go back to bed. When a three year
old gets up, you don't have a choice. You got
to get up because she's got diarrhea, or she's scared,
or she had a bad dream or whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
And I agree, But isn't that their choice to have
a kid.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Yeah, I was gonna say kids are optional as well.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, they're optional. Okay, good, Okay, So then now it's
your turn. If you're a parent, then argue with Bailey
and Jenny. Sure, they're optional, but taking care of them
is not optional.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Well, yeah, taking care of them is not optional. But
still you having children and being tired or busy because
of your children does not negate the fact that I'm
also tired or busy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You're not going to make a lot of friends with
this argument.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Well, I don't think it's a Bailey, I'm on your side.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I mean, I feel like, if you have children, you're
going to be like Billy hates children, Billy hates parents. No,
I don't hate children. Don't hate parents.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I hope. No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I think like, hey, your schedule is valid, your kids
are valid. I'm glad that you have them. I hope
that they bring you a lot of joy. But just
because I don't have kids doesn't mean I'm not tired
or busy.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well no, it's true, and you're optionally, But you're optionally
because you don't have to be tired nor busy. You
can lay around on the couch in your underpants all
day and watch Netflix. Right, But kids are also optional.
They are at first, you know, but sometimes happen now
sometimes you like you know, sometimes it's a noops, of baby,
and other times it's like, you know, you plan for
it and whatever. But yeah, I think that that is
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a choice that you make, for sure, But I think
it's the trade off because children are so worth it.
Will complain that we're busy and that we're tired, but
the joy of having kids outweighs any busy or tired Right.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, I have the joy of my social life and
the things that I like to do.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Now here's some text messages already in response to you.
I agree with you, Bailey. I'm with Bailey one thousand percent.
Another one baby Bailey is a baby hater? Why are
you a baby hater? Because they looked at me? Funny, Yes,
that's why. What do you think, Von, you're a single
person too. It's always funny, and I'm not trying to
diminish anybody's opinion, but it's always funny to hear non
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parents tell parents how they should think and feel. Yeah,
I just feel like, why can't we both just be busy?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Like I do agree that one is optional whatever, I'm
not arguing about that. I'm for once on the side
of like, why is it you're busy? Why can't we
both just be busy? We're just different kinds of busy.
And I will I will go one step further.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
When I worked in retail and we would have like
late night shifts that had to be covered, everybody would
come to me. They'd be like, well, Bailey can work
that shift because she doesn't have a family.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I have a family.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I have my mom and my dad, my sister and
my niece.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
They don't need you to they don't respectfully, they don't
need you to take care of them. Whereas little little
baby uh Brianna, she needs she needs you.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
And I get I get that, but like, why does it?
Why is it that I have to work the crappy
shifts because you have kids.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's just like God's plan, God's plan. God's plan is
for single people to take God pick up Hello God,
what Bailey?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I'm upset?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
God? Well you know what you life? Life isn't fair, Bailey.
And then I need a thunderbolt. Uh look at text
messages and there are a ton of text message response
state your case again.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I said that it's not fair that people with children
are telling me that I don't understand tired and I
don't understand busy because I don't have kids. They'll be like,
you're tired, you're busy. Well, I have kids, and I say, hey,
your kids were optional. You chose to have your kids.
My I can still be tired and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Busy as a as a boss of the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show. I would say, for example, if
Vaunt and Alyssa got married, had a little baby, what's
your name? The little little baby George, George, little baby George,
and then you both come in late. Bailey comes in late.
You're both fifteen twenty minutes late. Vont's like, oh, man,
George was up crying last night. He would not go
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to sleep, he was afraid of the dark, and blah
blah blah. And then Bailey comes strolling. It's like, huh,
I was at an improv last night that we went
out for drinks and we went out to get snacks
and I didn't get to bed until three am. Vought
would get a pass. I would be like, dude, I
understand little George is a handful. Bailey. I'd be like,
you know what, be a professional and grow up.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
And well, I wouldn't be complaining about being tired. Then
I could just say I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's not a matter of tired. It's matter of being late.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, And I think that being busy is a different
argument than being tired, because I do think that if
you have kids, being tired is different than you, Bailey,
if you're tired.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, there's
a ton of text messages.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Sound's good, it says as a new mom, I'm on
both sides. I was for sure tired and busy before
I was a mom. I will say as a newborn mom,
there's absolutely no comparable tired. But that's not to say
you're not tired without kids. But if you're my husband,
you're not as being tired.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Because he ain't he's not doing his share. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I guess someone did ask why does it bother me
so much?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's because it happens so often. That's why it bothers
me so much.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
If it happened once, I'd just be like that was
a weird interaction.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But if it.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Happens with multiple people, like multiple avenues.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
If everything goes as planned and I become a father
again soon, knock on wood, yes, yeah, and I'm gonna
come in tired because little Grace, I'm gonna name my
next baby Grace. Grace was up all night with a
temperature and I come in tired. I want validation. I
don't want to hear now, and I will come in
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and say, you're tired, Grace kept me up all night.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I'll be like, Okay, good choice that you made for
having Grace.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Let's mars. Let's see. There's a ton of opinions on this.
When Bailey is turning the pot today. All right, parent,
tired is different. They suck the life out of you.
Another one. My kids are grown and they don't need me,
and I'm tired and busy. So I'm on Bailey's side.
I'm a parent, and I understand both kids are gross,
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expensive and make everything sticky, not for me. Some people
think that way. I totally agree with Bailey. Uh, I'm
a parent. I'm on your side. I make my own
busy and that's what you're doing with your plans. Okay,
can I read this text? Please read it. There's a
problems to two hundred texts in the last five minutes.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Okay, it's never a good idea to compare woes. My
tire doesn't negate you're tired. Your tired doesn't negate My tired.
They're both individual feelings. It's not a tired Olympics. It's
not helpful, productive or kind to say you don't understand
my tired to someone, it's rude. We all have different
lives and different capacities for life.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's not a competition. I get a bet. Here's one
for you. Yeah, get to bed earlier, Bailey, get to
bed earlier. Then you're not so tired. You're out. You're
out every night doing gallivanting is what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, I like to live a fun life.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're tired. I'm tired, and I have a baby. We
gotta take I've got somebody on the phone who actually
is making a request of a bit and then not
it's not like not talking about like the old Bond
bit or the Dixonsider bit. It is a bit. You
want us to do this right now, Kayla, explain why
you are calling in? What's up?
Speaker 11 (14:18):
Hey? Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I listen to you guys a lot.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
You know, I've heard you guys do this before. You know,
like that bit where you call someone's partner or whatever and.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
To see if they will like flirt with other people.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, sure, yeah, we've done that before where we have
like somebody like Jenny or Bailey will call somebody's boyfriend
or husband and see if they flirt. What made what
made you think about this one? Is your boyfriend a
big flirt?
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
He is.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
I mean it seems innocent enough. He's just really outgoing
and loves to talk.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
And actually I liked about him.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
But now it's just like everywhere we go, it's just.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
Like it just never stops. It's just it's too much
and it just gets annoying.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I bet, I bet he thinks it's cute and friendly.
It's like, oh, I'm just they're not taking this the
wrong way. I'm just being friendly. What does he do? Like,
give me an example, what did he do?
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Well?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
We were at Midas the other day, MIAs okay, the.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
Most standard, like basic place I feel like, and he
somehow found someone to flirt with one of the girls.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
There, okay, and he thinks it's cut and she's like, oh,
you know, this time they give his hookups or whatever,
so he thinks he's like doing us a favor.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I get free stuff, get a free Yeah, okay, all right, Bailey,
you up for this or you're you got your flirt
mode on.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I guess, so, okay, are you a good flirt?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
No? No, not at all. But I'm gonna try my best. Okay,
do you want me to do it? Well, you want
to do it? Would you flirt with me? Now? I'm
gonna let you do it? Okay? All right. So here's
the way it works. We'll call him up and I
think we call this the wrong number game. So we'll
call him and see if he flirts with somebody dialing
the wrong number. Prep yourself mentally, Bailey, think about what
you're gonna say. What's his name again?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Justin?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Justin? And what's his phone number? Okay? All right, got it?
Here we go, Good luck, Bailey. Thanks this girl whom Bailey?
Speaker 11 (16:33):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Is Sarah available?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I know?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Is she? Is she around at all?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
I don't know any Sarah.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Oh, okay, who's this?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
This is Justin? Oh Justin? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Is this not?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
I mean yeah it is?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh my gosh, what did Sarah do? That's so wild?
Speaker 13 (17:01):
I okay, So you don't know Sarah at all?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
No, I don't know any Sarah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
We are well, Justin?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I know, I know, I know a couple of Sarah's,
but not any of his number.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Not okay, at this number?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I mean she must have given me your number
for a reason.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Justin, Oh, what sir, are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You know Sarah?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Well, clearly not because she gave me the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I guess, justin, what are you up to today? Nothing much?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
I guess I'm just you know, taking phone calls from strangers.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
But oh my gosh, well you know, I mean, if
you're not doing anything today, I'm I'm pretty free as well.
And if Sarah's not going to answer my calls, I
guess we can hang out.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
That's very kind of you, But I don't want to
bother you anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Oh, you're not being a bother.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
If anything, I'm bothering you justin.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Oh no, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Okay, Well what do you uh, what are you wearing? Justin?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Lord, I don't know what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You know, Lingerie from.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
That's that's pretty nice.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yeah, justin, You're you're such like a fun guy to
talk to on the phone. I really like I'm enjoying
our time together.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Oh yeah, I guess I'm happy I could help out
since you know, Fair is not around like you know.
Speaker 13 (18:32):
I mean, I'm kind of glad Sarah didn't answer the
phone because I got to talk to you today.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Yeah, me too, Justin.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
God, you guys are making me so uncomfortable. Okay, Justin,
I'm gonna let shop the hook here. This is a
this is a prank. This is Katie w B call you. Yeah,
thank you. Your girlfriend Caleb put us up to this
because she says you were a giant flirt. So we
thought we'd have Bail from our radio station call you
to flirt. And I would say he flirted back on
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a scale of one to ten, about a six. Yeah,
I was up there. Yeah, it was up there. You
were you were more funny and polite I think. But
what did you think when Bailey said she's wearing lingerie?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
I don't know, Like, I don't know, It's just it
was very strange. I wasn't trying to, you know, flirt.
I was just trying not to be rude. I guess, well,
you know, I think.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, let me ask you a question. Kayla's listening. Surprise,
Kayla's listening right now, Kayla? Did he pass the test?
Speaker 9 (19:31):
Yeah? I mean, just you would you just stop if
someone calls you you don't continue to talk to that, like,
what are you doing? You would talk? I would either
want to hang up this girl at the wrong number.
Speaker 11 (19:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I wasn't, like, you know, trying to do anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
But Chase and his little girl Gwinn last weekend. Yeah,
and I was trying to fix something and I don't
even know how I did it. I said, you have
a pair of pliers. He's like yeah, So he goes
and gets a leather man. You know what that is,
Oh you don't. It's like a pie pair of plyers.
It's a tool. It's a multi tool, and it's like
got a screwdriver and a pocket knife. But the main
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thing is it's got a pair of needle nosed flyers.
For some reason, I was doing this and I pinched
the aff out of my thumb. I'll hold it up
to the camera. You see that little red mark on there. Yes,
it hurt way worse than I thought it than it should.
And I was just so, how do you pinch yourself
with a pair of flyers? They're pliers. Keep your thumb
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out of the way of the place. What dumb way
did you injure yourself? So we threw this out on Facebook.
There's a bunch of these. I love this one. Samantha says,
I injured myself in a freaking potato sack race with
my nieces and nephews just because their kids doesn't mean
I'm gonna let them win. Well, I fell. I hit
my tailbone hard, bruised black and blue, immediately stood up,
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puked because of the pain. Had lower back issues for
the next three years. I started tried Cairos steroid shots.
Could hardly stand straight up some days, barely put pressure
down my left leg. Finally had surgery last year. Life
changing from a potato sack.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yes, and because you couldn't let your nieces and nephew's win.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
And their kids. Kristen says, I literally just scheduled surgery
because I was putting on my joggers, I lost my balance,
fell over and tore my knee cartilage. Wow. Here's one.
She says, I was playing volleyball for the July Family,
got bunked on the head with the ball, fell down
and knocked my jaw out of whack. I still have pain. Wow.
(21:35):
To see a doctor about that one. This one is
my dog jumped over a chain link fence while I
was holding your leash. When she landed, my hand went
straight down onto a metal sharp piece of the fence,
pierced the webbing between my forefinger and my thumb, stabbed
right through the fence, came out the top five stitches needed.
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What dumb way did you injure yourself.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I've broken toes before by walking into doors, and a
couple of years ago, I broke my actual foot bone,
like the bone inside of my foot, because I walked
into a dumbbell like that was just like sitting on
my floor, and I remember looking at it thinking I
should move that I'll do it later, and then walked
into it broke a bone in just walking like a
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regular person.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Good. Imagine that you're gonna hit like inertia causes that
whole thing motions that the stationary motion stay stationary.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
You sure did for so bad the name of reason
that I've gotten an injury. I've gotten hit in the
head with the pinata. We're at church and we're playing,
and the thing is we didn't have a pinata stick,
so they grabbed a loose staircase railing that nobody was using,
and I got in the way and I got knocked
out with staircase railing.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's one.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Or I was playing frisbee and I was standing at
a tree holding the tree, and the frisbee hit my
finger and my finger turned purple.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I've gone countless injuries.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I at one time was having a little midnight snack,
as I do quite often, and I was cutting a
block of cheese. Dropped the knife and fell straight onto
my big toe and stabbed my big toe. It wasn't awful,
but I definitely got a cut and started bleeding. And
I just looked at myself and shame and looked down
at that cheese, and I was like, you.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Idiot, you idiot. My old radio friend Paul from way
back in the day, shout out Paul. He was slicing
a bagel and he was holding it in his hand. Slice, slice, slice,
kept slicing right through his fingers a bunch of stitches.
So then he went and got a bagel holder. I
guess there's such a thing as a bagel holder. I
had no idea.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
This one says cheese grating frozen butter for homemade butter burgers.
My hand slipped because well butter lost two shreds of
my right thumb knuckle had to keep bending it while
it was healing, so the knuckle would still bend normal.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh ouch, how did you what dumb weight did you
injure yourself? Call me at six five one nine nine.
Kat would be used the talkback feature. You can use
that too, or you can text us at KATIEWB one
five three nine two one.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Someone texted and said, I've sprained my jaw in my sleep.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
How do you do that? How do you sprain your
jaw snoring too loud?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Your mouth was probably wide open, and then your jaw
just locks.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
O night terrors. Now we've all hurt ourselves, Like you know,
you're playing out of no soccer and you like break
your amphibia or tibbia or whatever. That's that's that's not
a dumb way. No, here's a dumb way. I was
too busy looking at text messages on my phone, fell
down an entire flight of stairs like out of a
comic cartoon, landed right on my butt. Got the deepest, largest,
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most painful, deep tissue bruise on my butt. A year
and a half ago, that spot still hurts. I like
this text.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
It says I shattered my pinky toe by dropping a
pound of frozen hamburger on it. Two years later and
I'm stubving issues when I wear certain shoes. Oh no,
it's a pound a frozen hamburger. That heavy shee sh
it is. Yeah pound, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Man. Nicole says, I was scrolling on social media walking
through a parking lot. Boom, slam my face right into
a handicapped parking sign. Huge egg on my head and
the cut on my face. What dumb way did you
injure yourself? And the phones are all ablaze, So I
think everybody has a dumb way. They injured themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Oh, we're waiting for phones, persons said. I hurt myself
because I was looking at cows at the South Dakota
State Fair. Yeah, they distracted me, so I tripped on
a dip on the sidewalk. I fell on my face.
My elbow, both hands and knees were all scraped up.
It's been twelve years and I still have scars from that.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Wow, the cows, the cows.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I remember when I was probably twelve or fourteen, I
put a parachute on the back of my bicycle wrote
it down a gravel road at high speed. Parachute got
tangled up in the rear view in the rear wheel,
and I skidded along on my side and I still
have scars on my side and on my arm from
kind of bracing myself. Oh, and I remember I was
scared to tell my mom because I didn't want her
to yell at me for being so stupid, for being stupid.
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You're stupid, Angie is on the phone, dumb ways that
you injured yourself. Good morning, Angie, good morning. How'd you
hurt yourself?
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Yeah, well, my friend and I were running through the
woods and we were being chased by a boy, and
all of a sudden, my friend turned to me and said, Angie,
you have a stick in your neck.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
And I said what?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
And there was There was a stick coming out of
my neck with leaves on it, and my mom had
to take me in and they had to prune the
branches or the leaves off so they could see where
it entered. And for months later we would squeeze it
and big chunks.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Of wood would go at all.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Yes, I am dead serious, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You're not dead. It could have hit like a yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Look like Frankenstein a lot. Mom.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It went in one side of your neck and came
out the other.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Nope, it went into my neck. But they had to
prune the leaves off exactly where it entered to see
if they could yank it out.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's just like a big bushy that could have hit
like a cardioid artery or or something in there. Wow,
you could have been dead. Wow. Yeah, good story to
start us off. Thank you, I know. Oh yeah, oh Ashley,
how did you hurt yourself? What dumb way?
Speaker 12 (27:07):
So actually it was my mom, but she was trying
to put a wax melter in a burner and she
couldn't get it on her own, so she had me
come and hold like the little pack and I was
holding it and she went to cut it, and she
somehow managed to cut her fingertips like the just the
bare tip, but she hit.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
A nerve as well, so they had.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
To like somehow stitch her fingertip back on.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Oh I've heard a lot of fingertips missing that have
to get stitched on.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That grosses me out. I was carving out wood fins
for a model rocket one time, so I had my
hand holding down the flat piece of balts of wood
with the exact o knife slicing, and I sliced off
the edge of my index finger.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, some of his fingers, yeah yeah, like one full fingers. Yeah,
well not full fingers, like down to knuckles and but yeah, no,
that was a whole scene and looks like AMR I heard,
But luckily I was at my friend's blood everywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Hi duh, Daria, Hi Daria. What dumb way did you
injure yourself?
Speaker 10 (28:09):
So back in.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
High school shout out parton. I was doing Relafe for
Life and my teammates and I were playing badminton and
I took a step and my knee went pop crack pops.
I sprayed my knee and I was not allowed.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
To leave until the next day.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
You were doing Relay for Life.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yep, Oh my god, what what did you do? Did
you break something?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I sprang my knee really badly, to the point where
the doctor said, if I sprained my knee again, I
have to get surgery.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh wow, be careful, all right, a couple mores.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
You're signing your life away. Apparently when you do Relay.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
For you can't. I'm bleeding out of my head. Yep, sorry, okay, Amber,
we're talking about dumb ways you injured yourself? What do
you got.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
I was sliding down the stairs on a sleeping bag
with my little cousin on my lap, and I hit
the door.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Frame at the bottom.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
Oh broke my.
Speaker 12 (29:02):
Baby tow ended up meeting surgery and then working for
that doctor years later as the nurse.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, what we'll circle. What gave you the idea of
sliding down the stairs with a sleeping bag. I've heard
of a laundry basket, but never a sleepy bed.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
The slick ones, the ones that are shiny.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Yeah, I know you mean.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I mean this was a full flight of stairs and
there was a door frame on the bottom, and it was.
Speaker 9 (29:23):
That whole Okay, one more time.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
And that's all it took.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
It.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I think it's the wood, I said mom.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
I think it's the toe.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh crack. Wow. You know what's funny. Everybody's got a
story like this. Everybody's got one.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I have a textasair at five three nine two one.
I hurt myself at the splash Pad park in Maple Grove.
They have big metal slides and it rained that morning
and I shot down that big metal slide like a rocket,
skitted about ten feet on the rough tar pieces broke
my butt literally and had road rash basically all over
the bottom of my legs.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Gosh, there's a ton of these. We'll pick this up
a couple of more when we come back. Use the
talkback feature. We'll play some of those back. I think
I might have when more phone call of the dumb way.
You hurt yourself? Hi, Ashley, Hey, I hurt yourself?
Speaker 11 (30:15):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
I was about middle school age and I was a
goalie in soccer and I lost track of where I
was in relation to the goal posts and I dove
to stop one of the coming in and rocked my nuggin.
I'm that post o god ouch. Yeah, got a concussion
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And but from then on all of the goal posts
in the city are now Pattis.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Thanks to Ashley. Thank you, Ashley. She was a cautionary tale.
Go it all to you. Yeah, thank you Ashley. Oh wait,
that could be the phone, could be it could be
the phone. Can you want me to get it please? Hello?
Speaker 11 (31:07):
Oh hey Dad, Bernard your son.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
This is the bit where Bailey is calling to pretend
that she is my dog Bernie. Hearing from Bernie.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
I was just doing my daily scan of the property
except for upstairs because I'm.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Not allowed You're not allowed upstairs.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
No, I've been seeing yours and mom's shoecases around. Are
you leaving?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Well, yes we are.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, Bernie, please are you howling?
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Why would you leave me?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's fine? You know what, Shannon is a good substitute
dog mom. She's got a baby and a husband, and
she'll be great with you. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 11 (31:52):
Yes, I guess you're right. Shannon and are going to
have a super sweet marathon slumber party. Really, we're in
a Grady Treasures and Kelly Treasures secret, like about that
time you pooped in the bushes?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay? Not necessary? No, not necessary.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
We're gonna play some truth or dare Oh really? Yeah,
I have some dares prepared already for you. Want to
hear something?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, dares prepared for truth or Dare with Shannon.
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Yeah, okay, I dare you to lift your leg on
Dad's shoes.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Will do that one, but I kind of want to
see it though.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
I dare you to hal at the moon at midnight, dude,
dude in the nude.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
She might be down for that, I know. Well, okay, I.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Dare you to rip this couch cushion down. I dare
you to call Dad right now and tell him I
ran away and I'm never coming that.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh that's terrible. That's a good bit though, you're just kidding.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Okay, good, and I'll be waiting mad we do okay?
Oh Nick, okay?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh no, I get it. You're gonna wait by the window.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna wait by the window. Well, goad okay
while you're gone. Yeah, what a.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Labor door my labrador? You too? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:10):
I did a predeum for door dash for we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Bernie, thanks for thanks for calling for cannons.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Oh Bernie sounds like he's gonna be so sad that
you're going to be gone.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I still every time you guys want to do that bit,
I'm like, this is the cringiest bit ever. But then
people text in and go. My favorite part of the
show is when five Found was called you fallon. When
Bailey calls it as Bernie, you sound just like Cartman
from South Park.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Bailey actually just ran to go get me a Starbucks
and tails.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I was getting Starbucks and I was putting the peanut
butter away.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Did I miss Bernie? Yeah? You always listen. Oh wait,
Let's get right into this game here. It's kind of cool.
We're gonna ask you about an item, and then we're
gonna guess whether you trashed it, donated it, or sold
it all based on Jenny finally getting rid of a
coffee table? How much you sell this thing for? Thirty bucks?
Not bad? It wasn't so nice about coffee table.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
But I did buy it for like fifty so I
got mad at myself because I almost always make my
money back, or if not, make more money.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think it's getting rid of the item itself has
some cash value in it, you know, it makes sure
it makes life easier. It's got some cash value. Benjamin
is on the phone. Good morning, Benjamin.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Good morning, my favorite piece.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
How was your weekend, ben Oh, you know what?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
It was just full of packing because you know what,
and that's what relates to this question, because we bought
a house.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Congratulations, Okay, good very cool. That is awesome when your
packing and getting rid of stuff. What did you run across?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Just like everyone does when they're packing, you run across
the household taxi dermid Armadillo.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh yeah, the old taxi dermid Armadillo. Where in God's
green Earth, did you get a taxi, dirmied armadillo.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Well, do you remember the good old days of vine,
the social media plas I did?
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yeah, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Yeah. So I was from an old prop closet at
work because someone gave me a taxi, dirmied armadillo, and
then said, Ben, will you make a vine with this?
And so I had a series where I would hold
the armadillo and his passengers got into my car, I
scared them with it, and it was called hashtag armadillo scare.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I miss fine, Okay, so you wanted to you looked
at this taxidermy armadillo, which I'm gonna guess is the
size of a house cat or so right?
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Correct?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Okay, And we're gonna guess whether you sold it, donated it,
or trashed it. I know we can't ask a lot
of questions, go what or or.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Your husband decided if you were going to do I say.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yes, because it's got to be consensual. I see. So
we can't ask a lot of questions, but I'm going
to ask you one. Was it in reasonably good shape?
Or was the sawdust coming out? Or an eyeball was missing?
Speaker 3 (02:19):
I would say, this is in such good shape that
people don't realize. Armadillos also have hair that kind of
grows through and around the shell. It is in such
good condition. I mean it still has hair.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh wow, great condition. I'm going to say, you found
somebody who would love to have I'm going to say
you sold the armadillo, but maybe think something completely.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Different, because they're hyping it up to be like this
is a prize possession because it was in all these
award winning vines.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
What was the.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Hashtag hashtag Armadella's scared.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
I'm gonna say that you donated it. I think you
just like you would want it, like Children's hospital put
it in the lobby. And that's why I don't think
he could have sold it. Okay, that's what I'm thinking.
You think he donated it to the veterans or something
like that.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
Well, to that or to like a child who was
like that seems cool, you know, too prized to trash.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
But nobody's gonna buy it or he can't sell it,
so he donated it.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Bay.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
That's why I say, I think he donated it to
a kid who would think like I don't know if
he's got a niece or nephew who's like.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Can I have your arm So we have one sold
to donate. Jenny, I think sold.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think you definitely got that on the marketplace and
it's sold quickly.
Speaker 6 (03:27):
Okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 3 (03:29):
We're already, Ben, Okay, we're gonna pretend Tony's hopefully not
listening to the radio right now, because Tony thinks that
if you said donation, you are correct. He thinks it's
in the donation box that's going to my alma mater
at school. But this morning I hit it in a
box that does Benjamin's winter clothed, so I don't have
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to get rid of it. It's none of the above,
but donation wins because that's what my husband thinks of.
Speaker 7 (04:00):
Wait till you wip that out of the new house.
The first thing you set.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Up for decor, it'll be an armadillo scare when he
finds out.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Oh my god, Ben, I understand you're you're gonna you
don't know this yet, but you're gonna make an appearance
on the Dave Ryan Show next week. Did you know that?
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Oh? Should I bring the armadillo?
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Yes? Yes, no, thank you. Ben. Have a good day.
All right, Next one we're gonna do kind of quickly.
This is donate sell or trash on the phone. Next
is Julissa. I love this one. Julyssa, what was your item?
Speaker 8 (04:34):
My item was an eight foot tall stuff teddy Bear.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, so where did this come from? Because it sounds
like a grandparents gift or sounded like a good idea
at the time.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
Yeah, my sister gave it to my daughter for her
first birthday.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Foot tall. That's adorable, adorable. Nobody wants nobody grown men.
Speaker 9 (04:55):
To carry it inside the house.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Four grown men. But it was a stuff the soft,
cushy teddy bear.
Speaker 10 (05:02):
Oh was the cushiest thing.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (05:05):
She's like, oh, it's so fun to cuddle, and I'm like, what.
Speaker 10 (05:07):
Am I going to do with this?
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, It's kind of like when you win a giant
stuff pig at Valley Fair. Carson's got a giant stuff
pig from Valley Fair and a giant stuff banana. He
won't get rid of him. But it's like, Okay, I'm
going to say nobody would somebody would buy it. I
just say you sold it, Bailey.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I'm also going to say you sold it Jenny, like
there's a market.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
No, I think that you absolutely donated it was the
even Bailey.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Sold sold Melissa, what did you do with that bear?
Speaker 11 (05:33):
You three are correct?
Speaker 9 (05:34):
I sold it?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
How much you get for that?
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I got it?
Speaker 5 (05:38):
I got two hundred bucks for it?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Wow? I mean it's eight feet tall.
Speaker 9 (05:45):
It's nowhere near the real value because you go try
to buy one of those things new, it's like six
hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Really wow, you know what, you got some use out
of it, and you got two hundred dollars out of it,
not Bjlyssa, Thank you very much. So, Dave, do you
care about me? I care about you deeply.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, be on my side of an argument that I've
been creating in my brain.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
It depends what it is. Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:08):
So I have been annoyed recently because I have friends
who have children who watch my Instagram stories and they're like, ugh, girl,
you're like doing too much. And I'm like, oh, well,
you know, I like to stay busy, and they're like,
you're busy. I have children. You don't have children. You
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don't know busy. And it hasn't happened to me for
a long time until recently, and now it's starting to
pop up a lot. It used to happen all the
time when I worked in retail and I'd be like
walking in, they'd be like, oh, how are you today,
And I say, oh, I'm tired, and they'd be like,
you're tired, Well, I was up with my three year
old at two am for an hour because they were
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having a nightmare.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So you don't understand tired. You don't have children. You
don't understand busy. You don't have children.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
Okay, does not having kids make me not tired or
not busy?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
Apparently not. I want to be on your side, you know,
I would love to support you. Yours is optional. Busy
parents is mandatory. Busy, so you cannot ignore your three
year old that you see. You can get up at
three o'clock in the morning and make yourself a pizza
and then go back to bed. When a three year
old gets up, you don't have a choice. You got
to get up because she's got diarrhea, or she's scared,
or she had a bad dream or whatever.
Speaker 5 (07:23):
And I agree, But isn't that their choice to have
a kid.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Yeah, I was gonna say kids are optional as well.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Yeah, they're optional. Okay, good, Okay, So then now it's
your turn. If you're a parent, then argue with Bailey
and Jenny. Sure, they're optional, but taking care of them
is not optional.
Speaker 5 (07:37):
Well, yeah, taking care of them is not optional. But
still you having children and being tired or busy because
of your children does not negate the fact that I'm
also tired or busy.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
You're not going to make a lot of friends with
this argument.
Speaker 7 (07:48):
Well, I don't think it's a Bailey, I'm on your side.
Speaker 5 (07:51):
I mean, I feel like, if you have children, you're
going to be like Billy hates children, Billy hates parents. No,
I don't hate children. Don't hate parents.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
I hope. No, I don't.
Speaker 5 (08:01):
I think like, hey, your schedule is valid, your kids
are valid. I'm glad that you have them. I hope
that they bring you a lot of joy. But just
because I don't have kids doesn't mean I'm not tired
or busy.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Well no, it's true, and you're optionally, But you're optionally
because you don't have to be tired nor busy. You
can lay around on the couch in your underpants all
day and watch Netflix. Right, But kids are also optional.
They are at first, you know, but sometimes happen now
sometimes you like you know, sometimes it's a noops, of baby,
and other times it's like, you know, you plan for
it and whatever. But yeah, I think that that is
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a choice that you make, for sure, But I think
it's the trade off because children are so worth it.
Will complain that we're busy and that we're tired, but
the joy of having kids outweighs any busy or tired Right.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
Well, I have the joy of my social life and
the things that I like to do.
Speaker 1 (08:48):
Now here's some text messages already in response to you.
I agree with you, Bailey. I'm with Bailey one thousand percent.
Another one baby Bailey is a baby hater? Why are
you a baby hater? Because they looked at me? Funny, Yes,
that's why. What do you think, Von, you're a single
person too. It's always funny, and I'm not trying to
diminish anybody's opinion, but it's always funny to hear non
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parents tell parents how they should think and feel. Yeah,
I just feel like, why can't we both just be busy?
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Like I do agree that one is optional whatever, I'm
not arguing about that. I'm for once on the side
of like, why is it you're busy? Why can't we
both just be busy? We're just different kinds of busy.
And I will I will go one step further.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
When I worked in retail and we would have like
late night shifts that had to be covered, everybody would
come to me. They'd be like, well, Bailey can work
that shift because she doesn't have a family.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah, I have a family.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
I have my mom and my dad, my sister and
my niece.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
They don't need you to they don't respectfully, they don't
need you to take care of them. Whereas little little
baby uh Brianna, she needs she needs you.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
And I get I get that, but like, why does it?
Why is it that I have to work the crappy
shifts because you have kids.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
It's just like God's plan, God's plan. God's plan is
for single people to take God pick up Hello God,
what Bailey?
Speaker 5 (10:10):
I'm upset?
Speaker 1 (10:11):
God? Well you know what you life? Life isn't fair, Bailey.
And then I need a thunderbolt. Uh look at text
messages and there are a ton of text message response
state your case again.
Speaker 5 (10:26):
I said that it's not fair that people with children
are telling me that I don't understand tired and I
don't understand busy because I don't have kids. They'll be like,
you're tired, you're busy. Well, I have kids, and I say, hey,
your kids were optional. You chose to have your kids.
My I can still be tired and.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Busy as a as a boss of the Dave Ryan
in the Morning Show. I would say, for example, if
Vaunt and Alyssa got married, had a little baby, what's
your name? The little little baby George, George, little baby George,
and then you both come in late. Bailey comes in late.
You're both fifteen twenty minutes late. Vont's like, oh, man,
George was up crying last night. He would not go
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to sleep, he was afraid of the dark, and blah
blah blah. And then Bailey comes strolling. It's like, huh,
I was at an improv last night that we went
out for drinks and we went out to get snacks
and I didn't get to bed until three am. Vought
would get a pass. I would be like, dude, I
understand little George is a handful. Bailey. I'd be like,
you know what, be a professional and grow up.
Speaker 5 (11:25):
And well, I wouldn't be complaining about being tired. Then
I could just say I'm tired.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
It's not a matter of tired. It's matter of being late.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
Yeah, And I think that being busy is a different
argument than being tired, because I do think that if
you have kids, being tired is different than you, Bailey,
if you're tired.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
You know what I'm saying. Yeah, no, totally. Yeah, there's
a ton of text messages.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Sound's good, it says as a new mom, I'm on
both sides. I was for sure tired and busy before
I was a mom. I will say as a newborn mom,
there's absolutely no comparable tired. But that's not to say
you're not tired without kids. But if you're my husband,
you're not as being tired.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
Because he ain't he's not doing his share. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
I guess someone did ask why does it bother me
so much?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
It's because it happens so often. That's why it bothers
me so much.
Speaker 5 (12:08):
If it happened once, I'd just be like that was
a weird interaction.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
But if it.
Speaker 5 (12:11):
Happens with multiple people, like multiple avenues.
Speaker 1 (12:16):
If everything goes as planned and I become a father
again soon, knock on wood, yes, yeah, and I'm gonna
come in tired because little Grace, I'm gonna name my
next baby Grace. Grace was up all night with a
temperature and I come in tired. I want validation. I
don't want to hear now, and I will come in
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and say, you're tired, Grace kept me up all night.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
I'll be like, Okay, good choice that you made for
having Grace.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Let's mars. Let's see. There's a ton of opinions on this.
When Bailey is turning the pot today. All right, parent,
tired is different. They suck the life out of you.
Another one. My kids are grown and they don't need me,
and I'm tired and busy. So I'm on Bailey's side.
I'm a parent, and I understand both kids are gross,
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expensive and make everything sticky, not for me. Some people
think that way. I totally agree with Bailey. Uh, I'm
a parent. I'm on your side. I make my own
busy and that's what you're doing with your plans. Okay,
can I read this text? Please read it. There's a
problems to two hundred texts in the last five minutes.
Speaker 5 (13:26):
Okay, it's never a good idea to compare woes. My
tire doesn't negate you're tired. Your tired doesn't negate My tired.
They're both individual feelings. It's not a tired Olympics. It's
not helpful, productive or kind to say you don't understand
my tired to someone, it's rude. We all have different
lives and different capacities for life.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
It's not a competition. I get a bet. Here's one
for you. Yeah, get to bed earlier, Bailey, get to
bed earlier. Then you're not so tired. You're out. You're
out every night doing gallivanting is what you're doing.
Speaker 5 (13:55):
Yeah, I like to live a fun life.
Speaker 1 (13:58):
You're tired. I'm tired, and I have a baby. We
gotta take I've got somebody on the phone who actually
is making a request of a bit and then not
it's not like not talking about like the old Bond
bit or the Dixonsider bit. It is a bit. You
want us to do this right now, Kayla, explain why
you are calling in? What's up?
Speaker 11 (14:18):
Hey? Yeah, good morning.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:20):
I listen to you guys a lot.
Speaker 11 (14:22):
You know, I've heard you guys do this before. You know,
like that bit where you call someone's partner or whatever and.
Speaker 12 (14:30):
To see if they will like flirt with other people.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Okay, sure, yeah, we've done that before where we have
like somebody like Jenny or Bailey will call somebody's boyfriend
or husband and see if they flirt. What made what
made you think about this one? Is your boyfriend a
big flirt?
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:46):
He is.
Speaker 12 (14:47):
I mean it seems innocent enough. He's just really outgoing
and loves to talk.
Speaker 11 (14:51):
And actually I liked about him.
Speaker 12 (14:53):
But now it's just like everywhere we go, it's just.
Speaker 11 (14:56):
Like it just never stops. It's just it's too much
and it just gets annoying.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
I bet, I bet he thinks it's cute and friendly.
It's like, oh, I'm just they're not taking this the
wrong way. I'm just being friendly. What does he do? Like,
give me an example, what did he do?
Speaker 9 (15:12):
Well?
Speaker 5 (15:12):
We were at Midas the other day, MIAs okay, the.
Speaker 12 (15:17):
Most standard, like basic place I feel like, and he
somehow found someone to flirt with one of the girls.
Speaker 9 (15:23):
There, okay, and he thinks it's cut and she's like, oh,
you know, this time they give his hookups or whatever,
so he thinks he's like doing us a favor.
Speaker 11 (15:31):
I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I get free stuff, get a free Yeah, okay, all right, Bailey,
you up for this or you're you got your flirt
mode on.
Speaker 5 (15:39):
I guess, so, okay, are you a good flirt?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
No? No, not at all. But I'm gonna try my best. Okay,
do you want me to do it? Well, you want
to do it? Would you flirt with me? Now? I'm
gonna let you do it? Okay? All right. So here's
the way it works. We'll call him up and I
think we call this the wrong number game. So we'll
call him and see if he flirts with somebody dialing
the wrong number. Prep yourself mentally, Bailey, think about what
you're gonna say. What's his name again?
Speaker 11 (16:03):
Justin?
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Justin? And what's his phone number? Okay? All right, got it?
Here we go, Good luck, Bailey. Thanks this girl whom Bailey?
Speaker 11 (16:33):
Hello?
Speaker 8 (16:34):
Hi?
Speaker 5 (16:34):
Is Sarah available?
Speaker 10 (16:38):
I know?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Is she? Is she around at all?
Speaker 5 (16:42):
Sarah?
Speaker 1 (16:44):
No?
Speaker 6 (16:44):
I don't know any Sarah.
Speaker 5 (16:46):
Oh, okay, who's this?
Speaker 1 (16:49):
This is Justin? Oh Justin? Oh my gosh?
Speaker 5 (16:52):
Is this not?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
I mean yeah it is?
Speaker 1 (16:58):
Oh my gosh, what did Sarah do? That's so wild?
Speaker 13 (17:01):
I okay, So you don't know Sarah at all?
Speaker 6 (17:05):
No, I don't know any Sarah.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
We are well, Justin?
Speaker 6 (17:08):
I know, I know, I know a couple of Sarah's,
but not any of his number.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Not okay, at this number?
Speaker 5 (17:15):
Well, I mean she must have given me your number
for a reason.
Speaker 6 (17:17):
Justin, Oh, what sir, are we talking about?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
You know Sarah?
Speaker 5 (17:23):
Well, clearly not because she gave me the wrong number.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
I guess, justin, what are you up to today? Nothing much?
Speaker 6 (17:31):
I guess I'm just you know, taking phone calls from strangers.
Speaker 13 (17:34):
But oh my gosh, well you know, I mean, if
you're not doing anything today, I'm I'm pretty free as well.
And if Sarah's not going to answer my calls, I
guess we can hang out.
Speaker 6 (17:51):
That's very kind of you, But I don't want to
bother you anymore.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
Oh, you're not being a bother.
Speaker 5 (17:57):
If anything, I'm bothering you justin.
Speaker 11 (18:00):
Oh no, it's fine.
Speaker 1 (18:02):
Okay, Well what do you uh, what are you wearing? Justin?
Speaker 6 (18:06):
Lord, I don't know what are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (18:11):
You know, Lingerie from.
Speaker 6 (18:16):
That's that's pretty nice.
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Yeah, justin, You're you're such like a fun guy to
talk to on the phone. I really like I'm enjoying
our time together.
Speaker 6 (18:27):
Oh yeah, I guess I'm happy I could help out
since you know, Fair is not around like you know.
Speaker 13 (18:32):
I mean, I'm kind of glad Sarah didn't answer the
phone because I got to talk to you today.
Speaker 11 (18:37):
Yeah, me too, Justin.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
God, you guys are making me so uncomfortable. Okay, Justin,
I'm gonna let shop the hook here. This is a
this is a prank. This is Katie w B call you. Yeah,
thank you. Your girlfriend Caleb put us up to this
because she says you were a giant flirt. So we
thought we'd have Bail from our radio station call you
to flirt. And I would say he flirted back on
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a scale of one to ten, about a six. Yeah,
I was up there. Yeah, it was up there. You
were you were more funny and polite I think. But
what did you think when Bailey said she's wearing lingerie?
Speaker 6 (19:16):
I don't know, Like, I don't know, It's just it
was very strange. I wasn't trying to, you know, flirt.
I was just trying not to be rude. I guess, well,
you know, I think.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Okay, let me ask you a question. Kayla's listening. Surprise,
Kayla's listening right now, Kayla? Did he pass the test?
Speaker 9 (19:31):
Yeah? I mean, just you would you just stop if
someone calls you you don't continue to talk to that, like,
what are you doing? You would talk? I would either
want to hang up this girl at the wrong number.
Speaker 11 (19:43):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 6 (19:43):
I wasn't, like, you know, trying to do anything wrong.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
But Chase and his little girl Gwinn last weekend. Yeah,
and I was trying to fix something and I don't
even know how I did it. I said, you have
a pair of pliers. He's like yeah, So he goes
and gets a leather man. You know what that is,
Oh you don't. It's like a pie pair of plyers.
It's a tool. It's a multi tool, and it's like
got a screwdriver and a pocket knife. But the main
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thing is it's got a pair of needle nosed flyers.
For some reason, I was doing this and I pinched
the aff out of my thumb. I'll hold it up
to the camera. You see that little red mark on there. Yes,
it hurt way worse than I thought it than it should.
And I was just so, how do you pinch yourself
with a pair of flyers? They're pliers. Keep your thumb
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out of the way of the place. What dumb way
did you injure yourself? So we threw this out on Facebook.
There's a bunch of these. I love this one. Samantha says,
I injured myself in a freaking potato sack race with
my nieces and nephews just because their kids doesn't mean
I'm gonna let them win. Well, I fell. I hit
my tailbone hard, bruised black and blue, immediately stood up,
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puked because of the pain. Had lower back issues for
the next three years. I started tried Cairos steroid shots.
Could hardly stand straight up some days, barely put pressure
down my left leg. Finally had surgery last year. Life
changing from a potato sack.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
Yes, and because you couldn't let your nieces and nephew's win.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
And their kids. Kristen says, I literally just scheduled surgery
because I was putting on my joggers, I lost my balance,
fell over and tore my knee cartilage. Wow. Here's one.
She says, I was playing volleyball for the July Family,
got bunked on the head with the ball, fell down
and knocked my jaw out of whack. I still have pain. Wow.
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To see a doctor about that one. This one is
my dog jumped over a chain link fence while I
was holding your leash. When she landed, my hand went
straight down onto a metal sharp piece of the fence,
pierced the webbing between my forefinger and my thumb, stabbed
right through the fence, came out the top five stitches needed.
(21:58):
What dumb way did you injure yourself.
Speaker 5 (22:00):
I've broken toes before by walking into doors, and a
couple of years ago, I broke my actual foot bone,
like the bone inside of my foot, because I walked
into a dumbbell like that was just like sitting on
my floor, and I remember looking at it thinking I
should move that I'll do it later, and then walked
into it broke a bone in just walking like a
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regular person.
Speaker 1 (22:24):
Good. Imagine that you're gonna hit like inertia causes that
whole thing motions that the stationary motion stay stationary.
Speaker 4 (22:30):
You sure did for so bad the name of reason
that I've gotten an injury. I've gotten hit in the
head with the pinata. We're at church and we're playing,
and the thing is we didn't have a pinata stick,
so they grabbed a loose staircase railing that nobody was using,
and I got in the way and I got knocked
out with staircase railing.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
That's one.
Speaker 4 (22:48):
Or I was playing frisbee and I was standing at
a tree holding the tree, and the frisbee hit my
finger and my finger turned purple.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I've gone countless injuries.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
I at one time was having a little midnight snack,
as I do quite often, and I was cutting a
block of cheese. Dropped the knife and fell straight onto
my big toe and stabbed my big toe. It wasn't awful,
but I definitely got a cut and started bleeding. And
I just looked at myself and shame and looked down
at that cheese, and I was like, you.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Idiot, you idiot. My old radio friend Paul from way
back in the day, shout out Paul. He was slicing
a bagel and he was holding it in his hand. Slice, slice, slice,
kept slicing right through his fingers a bunch of stitches.
So then he went and got a bagel holder. I
guess there's such a thing as a bagel holder. I
had no idea.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
This one says cheese grating frozen butter for homemade butter burgers.
My hand slipped because well butter lost two shreds of
my right thumb knuckle had to keep bending it while
it was healing, so the knuckle would still bend normal.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh ouch, how did you what dumb weight did you
injure yourself? Call me at six five one nine nine.
Kat would be used the talkback feature. You can use
that too, or you can text us at KATIEWB one
five three nine two one.
Speaker 2 (23:56):
Someone texted and said, I've sprained my jaw in my sleep.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
How do you do that? How do you sprain your
jaw snoring too loud?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Your mouth was probably wide open, and then your jaw
just locks.
Speaker 1 (24:07):
O night terrors. Now we've all hurt ourselves, Like you know,
you're playing out of no soccer and you like break
your amphibia or tibbia or whatever. That's that's that's not
a dumb way. No, here's a dumb way. I was
too busy looking at text messages on my phone, fell
down an entire flight of stairs like out of a
comic cartoon, landed right on my butt. Got the deepest, largest,
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most painful, deep tissue bruise on my butt. A year
and a half ago, that spot still hurts. I like
this text.
Speaker 4 (24:33):
It says I shattered my pinky toe by dropping a
pound of frozen hamburger on it. Two years later and
I'm stubving issues when I wear certain shoes. Oh no,
it's a pound a frozen hamburger. That heavy shee sh
it is. Yeah pound, yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Man. Nicole says, I was scrolling on social media walking
through a parking lot. Boom, slam my face right into
a handicapped parking sign. Huge egg on my head and
the cut on my face. What dumb way did you
injure yourself? And the phones are all ablaze, So I
think everybody has a dumb way. They injured themselves.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Oh, we're waiting for phones, persons said. I hurt myself
because I was looking at cows at the South Dakota
State Fair. Yeah, they distracted me, so I tripped on
a dip on the sidewalk. I fell on my face.
My elbow, both hands and knees were all scraped up.
It's been twelve years and I still have scars from that.
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Wow, the cows, the cows.
Speaker 1 (25:24):
I remember when I was probably twelve or fourteen, I
put a parachute on the back of my bicycle wrote
it down a gravel road at high speed. Parachute got
tangled up in the rear view in the rear wheel,
and I skidded along on my side and I still
have scars on my side and on my arm from
kind of bracing myself. Oh, and I remember I was
scared to tell my mom because I didn't want her
to yell at me for being so stupid, for being stupid.
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You're stupid, Angie is on the phone, dumb ways that
you injured yourself. Good morning, Angie, good morning. How'd you
hurt yourself?
Speaker 10 (25:54):
Yeah, well, my friend and I were running through the
woods and we were being chased by a boy, and
all of a sudden, my friend turned to me and said, Angie,
you have a stick in your neck.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
And I said what?
Speaker 10 (26:04):
And there was There was a stick coming out of
my neck with leaves on it, and my mom had
to take me in and they had to prune the
branches or the leaves off so they could see where
it entered. And for months later we would squeeze it
and big chunks.
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Of wood would go at all.
Speaker 10 (26:27):
Yes, I am dead serious, I'm surprised.
Speaker 1 (26:29):
You're not dead. It could have hit like a yeah, you.
Speaker 10 (26:34):
Look like Frankenstein a lot. Mom.
Speaker 1 (26:37):
It went in one side of your neck and came
out the other.
Speaker 10 (26:40):
Nope, it went into my neck. But they had to
prune the leaves off exactly where it entered to see
if they could yank it out.
Speaker 1 (26:47):
It's just like a big bushy that could have hit
like a cardioid artery or or something in there. Wow,
you could have been dead. Wow. Yeah, good story to
start us off. Thank you, I know. Oh yeah, oh Ashley,
how did you hurt yourself? What dumb way?
Speaker 12 (27:07):
So actually it was my mom, but she was trying
to put a wax melter in a burner and she
couldn't get it on her own, so she had me
come and hold like the little pack and I was
holding it and she went to cut it, and she
somehow managed to cut her fingertips like the just the
bare tip, but she hit.
Speaker 1 (27:25):
A nerve as well, so they had.
Speaker 12 (27:27):
To like somehow stitch her fingertip back on.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Oh I've heard a lot of fingertips missing that have
to get stitched on.
Speaker 1 (27:36):
That grosses me out. I was carving out wood fins
for a model rocket one time, so I had my
hand holding down the flat piece of balts of wood
with the exact o knife slicing, and I sliced off
the edge of my index finger.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
Yeah, some of his fingers, yeah yeah, like one full fingers. Yeah,
well not full fingers, like down to knuckles and but yeah, no,
that was a whole scene and looks like AMR I heard,
But luckily I was at my friend's blood everywhere.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Hi duh, Daria, Hi Daria. What dumb way did you
injure yourself?
Speaker 10 (28:09):
So back in.
Speaker 8 (28:10):
High school shout out parton. I was doing Relafe for
Life and my teammates and I were playing badminton and
I took a step and my knee went pop crack pops.
I sprayed my knee and I was not allowed.
Speaker 3 (28:24):
To leave until the next day.
Speaker 7 (28:27):
You were doing Relay for Life.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yep, Oh my god, what what did you do? Did
you break something?
Speaker 3 (28:33):
No?
Speaker 8 (28:34):
I sprang my knee really badly, to the point where
the doctor said, if I sprained my knee again, I
have to get surgery.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Oh wow, be careful, all right, a couple mores.
Speaker 7 (28:43):
You're signing your life away. Apparently when you do Relay.
Speaker 1 (28:46):
For you can't. I'm bleeding out of my head. Yep, sorry, okay, Amber,
we're talking about dumb ways you injured yourself? What do
you got.
Speaker 10 (28:55):
I was sliding down the stairs on a sleeping bag
with my little cousin on my lap, and I hit
the door.
Speaker 3 (29:00):
Frame at the bottom.
Speaker 9 (29:01):
Oh broke my.
Speaker 12 (29:02):
Baby tow ended up meeting surgery and then working for
that doctor years later as the nurse.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Okay, what we'll circle. What gave you the idea of
sliding down the stairs with a sleeping bag. I've heard
of a laundry basket, but never a sleepy bed.
Speaker 10 (29:14):
The slick ones, the ones that are shiny.
Speaker 7 (29:17):
Yeah, I know you mean.
Speaker 3 (29:18):
I mean this was a full flight of stairs and
there was a door frame on the bottom, and it was.
Speaker 9 (29:23):
That whole Okay, one more time.
Speaker 3 (29:25):
And that's all it took.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 6 (29:28):
It.
Speaker 3 (29:29):
I think it's the wood, I said mom.
Speaker 9 (29:30):
I think it's the toe.
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Oh crack. Wow. You know what's funny. Everybody's got a
story like this. Everybody's got one.
Speaker 5 (29:39):
I have a textasair at five three nine two one.
I hurt myself at the splash Pad park in Maple Grove.
They have big metal slides and it rained that morning
and I shot down that big metal slide like a rocket,
skitted about ten feet on the rough tar pieces broke
my butt literally and had road rash basically all over
the bottom of my legs.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Gosh, there's a ton of these. We'll pick this up
a couple of more when we come back. Use the
talkback feature. We'll play some of those back. I think
I might have when more phone call of the dumb way.
You hurt yourself? Hi, Ashley, Hey, I hurt yourself?
Speaker 11 (30:15):
What was that?
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Go ahead?
Speaker 11 (30:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
I was about middle school age and I was a
goalie in soccer and I lost track of where I
was in relation to the goal posts and I dove
to stop one of the coming in and rocked my nuggin.
I'm that post o god ouch. Yeah, got a concussion
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And but from then on all of the goal posts
in the city are now Pattis.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Thanks to Ashley. Thank you, Ashley. She was a cautionary tale.
Go it all to you. Yeah, thank you Ashley. Oh wait,
that could be the phone, could be it could be
the phone. Can you want me to get it please? Hello?
Speaker 11 (31:07):
Oh hey Dad, Bernard your son.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
This is the bit where Bailey is calling to pretend
that she is my dog Bernie. Hearing from Bernie.
Speaker 11 (31:19):
I was just doing my daily scan of the property
except for upstairs because I'm.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Not allowed You're not allowed upstairs.
Speaker 11 (31:26):
No, I've been seeing yours and mom's shoecases around. Are
you leaving?
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Well, yes we are.
Speaker 4 (31:35):
Yeah, Bernie, please are you howling?
Speaker 9 (31:40):
Why would you leave me?
Speaker 1 (31:44):
It's fine? You know what, Shannon is a good substitute
dog mom. She's got a baby and a husband, and
she'll be great with you. Don't worry about it.
Speaker 11 (31:52):
Yes, I guess you're right. Shannon and are going to
have a super sweet marathon slumber party. Really, we're in
a Grady Treasures and Kelly Treasures secret, like about that
time you pooped in the bushes?
Speaker 8 (32:08):
What?
Speaker 1 (32:08):
Okay? Not necessary? No, not necessary.
Speaker 11 (32:11):
We're gonna play some truth or dare Oh really? Yeah,
I have some dares prepared already for you. Want to
hear something?
Speaker 1 (32:17):
Yeah, dares prepared for truth or Dare with Shannon.
Speaker 11 (32:19):
Yeah, okay, I dare you to lift your leg on
Dad's shoes.
Speaker 1 (32:24):
Will do that one, but I kind of want to
see it though.
Speaker 11 (32:27):
I dare you to hal at the moon at midnight, dude,
dude in the nude.
Speaker 1 (32:32):
She might be down for that, I know. Well, okay, I.
Speaker 11 (32:35):
Dare you to rip this couch cushion down. I dare
you to call Dad right now and tell him I
ran away and I'm never coming that.
Speaker 1 (32:44):
Oh that's terrible. That's a good bit though, you're just kidding.
Speaker 11 (32:48):
Okay, good, and I'll be waiting mad we do okay?
Oh Nick, okay?
Speaker 1 (32:56):
Oh no, I get it. You're gonna wait by the window.
Speaker 11 (32:59):
Yeah, I'm gonna wait by the window. Well, goad okay
while you're gone. Yeah, what a.
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Labor door my labrador? You too? Yeah?
Speaker 11 (33:10):
I did a predeum for door dash for we gotta go.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Bernie, thanks for thanks for calling for cannons.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Oh Bernie sounds like he's gonna be so sad that
you're going to be gone.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
I still every time you guys want to do that bit,
I'm like, this is the cringiest bit ever. But then
people text in and go. My favorite part of the
show is when five Found was called you fallon. When
Bailey calls it as Bernie, you sound just like Cartman
from South Park.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
Bailey actually just ran to go get me a Starbucks
and tails.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
I was getting Starbucks and I was putting the peanut
butter away.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Did I miss Bernie? Yeah? You always listen. Oh wait,
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