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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm hosting.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's gonna be Bailey versus Dave, and we're doing kind
of a pop culture round here for thing fast.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
So your first category is going to be movies.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, all right, give me a movie that starts with
ee yes, Dave?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
A movie that starts.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
With M monster zinc that's too slow?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Sorry, all right, mean.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Girls would have worked, okay, Mawana.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
A movie that starts with T Titanic. Yessh, good job.
A movie that starts with L.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Little Little Little Women. It's too slow.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm sorry. I can't you gotta be.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I can't do it where there are no movies to
start with a little Mermaid, oh yeah, oh oh my gosh.
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A movie that starts with Z Zotopia. Yes, that would
work too, but you didn't get a save.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Bailey has one, Dave has two.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We're onto a different category. Who are actors actors not actresses?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, okay, first name, last name, but just whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It doesn't matter. Okay, just give me what you got, okay, Okay.
An actor whose name starts with R. Bailey I think Bailey, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It too because it's Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
No, dang it all right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
An actor whose name starts with B.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Bailey with.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
An actor whose name starts with S.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Sam Samuel Samuel L. Jackson, No, and too slow of Bailey. Okay, Well,
Dave was staring at me and it was threw me off. Yeah,
Sap Smith Sam Smith.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
By the way, you can see me staring at Bailey
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Speaker 2 (02:04):
All right, right now, Dave has two. An actor whose
name starts with J.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Jason Jason Derula was in Cats. It counts. He was
in Cats. He's an actor, he was in Cats.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sign I'm gonna give it to you. An actor who
an actor whose name starts with C.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Carry Fisher. Oh that's a woman shooter, she said, actors,
not actresses.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, I said that these have to be male actors.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They okay, gosh, she said that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, so not Carri about five million, Chris carry Grant.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh my gosh, no, no point.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
We're going to actresses now, okay, okay, okay, wake up
you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
An actress whose name starts with A Franklin.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Shoot, Aretha Franklin is an actress. Neither is in a
wind tour.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you for a job. I'm saying that this is
such a hard router for you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
She's a writer.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, okay, no point on that one.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, thank god, I.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wrote a million of these. An actress whose name starts
with M.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mary Magdalen, Marilyn Monroe, look it up, Mary Pickford.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, Dave gets a point. Don't know who she is,
don't care. Whose name starts with J. Julia Roberts, Yes day,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Tied four to four.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
An actress whose name starts with N N is valid.
Nina Dobrov would have worked if you would have gotten
anything else out of your mouth, Dave.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Sorry, gosh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
An actress whose.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Name starts with kay, Kate Win Katy Dave gets Kate Winslet.
All right, we're moving on to pop stars. The sale
or five five? Oh, I only have four for you, Billy.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I just got the last one, the the.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
N I got N That's fine. You did not? I did?
She did?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
He got Okay, Sorry, sorry, okay. Pop stars male or female.
A pop star whose name starts with an a.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Aretha Franklin, she popped. That's popular music. That's popular music.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You find out what it means to give it to her? Yeah,
I mean she had a pop hit with George Michael
called I Knew You Were Waiting in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Amazing Bailey. Is that game point?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Then?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
A pop star whose name starts with L.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, I'm not giving you l O.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
He is a rapper, I said, Ford? Who is Leada Ford?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
You?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No? No, it just came to my mind like Mary.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Matt first said Lena Horn and I was like, no,
we work on a top forty radio station.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I need something a little more coore.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
God go what it work? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
A pop star whose name stars with.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
M Marshall Mathers. That's a rapper, and Jenny is a tough.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I would have given you that. Have you been Quicker, Miley.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, these are tough.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You guys need to you guys need to reevaluate that you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Talk on a pop culture.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
So I feel like, because we're coming up with names
of people, so we have to think about all of
the names in the world versus like.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
A fruit that starts with oh sounds like.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
An Okay, pop stars still okay, Name a pop star
whose name starts with b gs.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Come on, Brian, Brian, Brian Oak, Britney Spear Spear.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Sometimes when Day gets on a roll, he throws me
off and then I'm just like, I.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Can't come in.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
If you're listening to this right now and you want
to rip your hair out, feel free to text.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It is driving me crazy right now. Brute Mars would
have absolutely worked.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Couldn't get a word and they didn't let me get
a word in.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
We are still at six Bailey Dave five. We're going
to reality TV stars, Jesus, so this is probably not
gonna go well, okay, okay, name.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
A reality TV star that's name starts.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
With P Peter Griffin. That's not a reality try. I
don't know where you came up with it.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
She died like.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Jeff Propes props.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, sorry, I am gonna I think I'm gonna give
you guys a ten minute or ten seconds delay now though,
because I am going to run out now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Paris Hilton or polyd would have worked really great.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A reality TV star whose name starts with.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
K yes, I would like to say I had Ryan Reynolds, NC,
Nash Kim Kardashian. Those are double letters every time, so
that's great. Is my brain working slow or is it
working over time?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know, Bailey, I don't know, but good job
Bailey for Final Life the longest round of thing fast.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think we've ever played.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What random social rule do you break? Do you use
your speaker phone in public like v does? Do you,
I don't know, take your shoes off in church like
Bailey does. So let's get on the talk back and
see what we got here. On talkback Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
I do the same thing as Vont and I talk
on speakerphone. But it's because my phone. I cannot hear
out of it because it's so old and I need
anyone so bad. Okay, but I just keep putting it up,
So I walk around grocery store, anywhere in public talking
on the speakerphone, but I have no choice.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
And somebody texted or yeah, texted us and said, explain
why I talk on speakerphone. They said, I don't understand it.
Why does everyone need to hear your combo? Two things?
One sometimes just because I need my hand, so I'll
like put my phone like kind of in my shirt
and I need my hand to shop. Also, you hear
people in the aisles conversations anyway if they're actually there.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Totally different though, because I noticed this. It is a
total different timber to your voice when you're speaking on
your speakerphone. Like if vont and I are walking through
the airport and we're like, yeah, so do you want
to stop over here and get some pretzels? How much
longer we got? That's how you talk in person. True,
when you talk on the phone, you're like, I'm going
to stop over here at the pretzel place if you
want me to pick up a couple of pretzels for you. Yeah,
(08:11):
I'll be at the gate in fifteen minutes. Okay, all right,
surely have a good day. There's a different timber to
because I noticed, and it's usually dudes, but not always women.
You're guilty of this too. Walking through the airport, some
guy behind me and he's like, yep, that's right. The
Johnsony count is secured. If we are ready to go,
we're gonna sign the contract and shut out. Did you
pick up the ointment? The otment? Apintment is another talkback.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Hey, it's Heidy from Bloomington. And the social norm that
I readily break is saying I want to leave when
I want to leave. So if I'm at a social
event and you know, the socially norm thing to do
is the Minnesota you know, nonchalant slap the sighs, and
you're like, well, well, and I don't do any of that.
(08:56):
I just am like, okay, I'm ready to go home
now by everybody that weird.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It is kind of weird, but I appreciate it and
respect that because people want you to leave. And I
don't mean that in a bad way, but if you've
got a bunch of people over. We used to do
this with boy Scouts all the time. We had meetings
at our house and it was like time for me
to go to bed, and people would stand around and
stand around and make conversation. In the kitchen, Susan would
be making dinner, putting carsons like I don't know, well
he didn't wear pj's but whatever, and they wouldn't leave.
(09:24):
I want you to leave. Yeah, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I feel like you get to an age.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Maybe not though, because you probably you were a full
grown adult when this happened. But my friend Tony that
we have on the show sometimes posted a friends giving
this lost ball and he basically we get done with
eating and we.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Play a few games.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
He goes, well, guys, I don't know what you guys
are doing, but I'm going to bed, so you guys
should probably leave.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well I love that. Talk back Tuesday. What social norm
do you break? I love this one. It's a text message.
If you won't parent your child at the park, then
I will. People. You love that, really I do. Yeah.
For example, if your kid is like, here's what happens.
Some little kid will sit at the top of the
(10:06):
slide and block other kids from going down the slide,
and the parent will be on their phone they don't care,
and it's like, okay, you got little five year old
little cindylu who who wants to write down the slide
and seven year old Bradley is up there blocking the top. Yeah,
I'd be like, hey, hey, hey, let them go down
the slide.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I did that the other day.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Uh, last week, I was babysitting my niece and there
were three girls just laying at the bottom of the
slide and my niece wanted to go down that slide.
So I let them just sit there for a little bit,
and then I was just like, okay, ladies, my niece
would like to go down the slide, and they're like oo.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I think that's fine, But parent, they make it seem
like like disciplining, like hey, don't like, don't you hit
my kid? Move out the way. I feel like what
you did was nicer Bailey whack a kid though.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I mean, I have like observed a kid having a
tantrum and then I just make direct eye contact with
them because sometimes you know, the tantrum is just for attention, Yeah,
and I will give them the like really kind of do.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You ever try to make eye contact with somebody who's
talking really loudly on their phone, not just a speakerphone,
but really loudly on their phone. So many times it
happens on the airport, shuttle bus, or it happens while
you're at the gate, or you're waiting in the southwest
podium line those little pillars and there's some guy in
(11:22):
some cheap suit talking way too loud. Yeah, that's right.
We just landed here in Minneapolis. Uh huh. Yeah, we're
gonna go up to Duluth and sign those papers. Yeah.
I love soccer, and I try to catch their eye
and give them a look like are you serious? But
they don't love the lie. They never do. Got another
(11:43):
talk back, wanted to hear.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah, I refuse to take out a loan to buy
snacks at the movie theater, so I pack up my
big person.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I bring my own.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh Jenny's guilty.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh Dave, this might be the first thing you've ever
learned about Wanita that you don't like.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I love Juanita. Another life, we'd be married and happy
instead of the life we both live.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I think.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She is Janita. Know that that is That is wrong,
and you know it's wrong. Stop it. I know they're alone.
Then eat before you go.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I have started doing that where I eat before I
go places so I don't have to buy food there.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
This is smart, Well it is smart, but that's how
the movie theaters like. Bringing in your own happy meal.
If you go into I don't know, Buffalo Wild Wings,
you're not allowed to do that. They sell their own
food there.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
We did ask this question on Facebook, and I just
want to read a couple of ones that are super funny.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, these are good.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nicole said, if I hear a couple arguing, I will
take a side and verbally intervene and tell the other party.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They are wrong. Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Elena said, drive by yelling out my car window to
large groups of people, I.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Can't raise this baby alone, and then.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Watch them all look at each other trying to find
a deadby dad.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This one from Caitlin's Funny says, under very specific conditions,
I will allow my dog off leash when hiking. If
we've barely seen a soul on the path, she gets
some freedom to just make sure she is never too
far ahead. Or if I see or hear people coming,
I recall in leash.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I kind of get that. I mean I don't like it.
I don't do it, but I think that when you
let your dog roam away from you when you're not
supposed to, they're gonna poop and you're not going to
see it. Yeah, and then you don't clean it up.
And so that's one of my But but what I
do is I let the dog poops, I pick it
up with a blue pad plastic bag, and I leave
it there for somebody else to pick up.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Ye, you just put it a little bit to the side,
a little.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Bit of side. It's not my job. There's people who
will pick it up for me, exactly.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
There's one on Facebook from Kelsey says, I do not
follow shopping traffic at Costco.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I go the opposite direction.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I get my dry goods first, then go to the
cold foods, fruit and meat.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It goes much faster that way. You're part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I feel like that actually probably does work because they're honestly,
people in Costco have no spatial awareness whatsoever. You can
never get past people until you're literally like, hey, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
But a lot of.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
People commented on facebo this one that I enjoy standing
with my.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Back to the door in the elevator.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Why so you walk in and you're facing your back
is to the doors and facing everyone that's looking forward.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
We did a bit like that one time where we
put a camera in the elevator and we had I
think Steve or Fallen face the crowd, hoping they would
all turn around and do the same thing, because you
want to you know, monkey see monkey do right. Nobody did,
didn't hurt. That's funny, though, that's more of a bit.
Juanita says. You know, I still love you, Dave. Thanks
for the text. Here's one social norms that you break.
I love shushing little screaming kids in stores. Ooh, that'll
(14:35):
pitch off the parent. I like this one. I always
use the handicap bathrooms tall in public bathrooms. I'm a
woman six foot tall. That handicap stall toilet is usually
the tallest and easiest for me to use, so it
sits a couple of inches up off the floor. Yeah,
I mean to hire off the floor. You know what
else I do.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
I almost never put a shopping cart back in the
actual shopping cart.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You've talked about this and again, I'll put it. You're
trying to trigger me, and I'm gonna come over there.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I put it on like if there's a like a stump,
because like the tree is like right there, I'll put
it up on.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
That wish the extra side.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
It's more effort because I have to lift it over
the curve. But I'm just not walking down the road
to put in the shopping cart.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I used to We're going to Piggy Wiggly So Vine,
you're really upset.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
In me here, I know, read the cart girl that
had go around up the car. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Honestly though, it was some of my favorite parts of
the job, because I mean, I've got to go outside
and don't talk to anyone. I just got to corral
all the carts in and bring them in.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Nice Jenny and Daily conspired to bully me with that
stupid bit. Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends. It's my favorite, this wheel.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
Girl friend.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
That's right, we're spinning Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends where I
have all of the women that Dave has been on
a conquest with on a giant wheel the size of
a room, and I get to spin the wheel and
Dave has to tell us where he met her, their
love story, and how they fell out.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Sped that real? I don't know why people call you annoying.
I don't get it. I don't know why people call
you annoying.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yeah, oh, Dave, you're gonna tell us about Vicky.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Vicky was a wanna be punk rocker. She had cut
she had shed dropped out of school when she was fifteen,
and she was probably twenty or so when I met her.
But she had short black hair that she she drew.
I'm not making this up. She drew a skunk stripe
with liquid paper down the middle of her hair. Paper,
(16:40):
so she looked like a skunk. Do you know what
liquid paper is?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't know. Is that like white out? It's like
white out? Yeah, But she took liquid paper and she
drew a skunk stripe down the middle of her hair.
And she was actually very sweet and she loved to cook.
Oh yeah, And how did it happen at the end, God,
I don't know. I realized that she had a skunk
stripe painted down the middle of her hair and no education.
Was this your your punk era when you were like,
no she was a punk? Okay? Yeah not you just her?
(17:04):
All right? Well one and done? Then that. I love
hearing about your conquest.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah, oh, you're gonna tell us about Melissa. You might
have had a couple Melissa's because it says how many
instances of Melissa there are?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Says Melissa dashed seven? Yeah, Melissa, ye yeah, okay, I
remember Melissa, the one I'm thinking of. Ohio, I'm about
twenty two years old, all right, and somebody called and
they said, I've got a friend who wants to meet you.
And she's cute as a button, all right, and she was, yeah,
And so we went to a station party together one time,
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and I was kind of happy to show her off
because she was attractive and and there's really that's really
all there is to it. I don't know what happened
with Melissa. She was cute as a button. Did you
kiss her? Did you kiss her? Was there only one Melissa?
Are there any other Melisser? I don't, Yeah, there was,
but I just do one at a time. Then this
(18:13):
one is Mary Kay. Oh, Mary Kay. She worked. I
love this.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I love this is going to go based on how
he second.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
This is horrible, This is horrible. Mary Kay worked at
the radio station. I was probably twenty four and she
was in college, so put her at twenty years old
or something like an intern or something. Yeah, So there
was that, the the unintegrity of hooking up with an intern.
But we were at a station event. I don't know
(18:46):
if I should tell.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
This or not.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
No, please, you already started. So so Mary Kay and
I were at this station event. There was hotel rooms everywhere,
so Mary Kay was sharing a hotel room with a
girl named Laura. So I went over to Mary Kay's
hotel room and we thought Laura was sleeping, so we
hooked up. Came next to Laura. Yeah on the mouth.
You kissed on the mouth. Yeah, I kissed her on
the mouth. Yeah, And Laura was pretending she was sleep
(19:10):
Oh no, And she was so mad that we did
this right next to Laura.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I've been you and Mary Kay in that situation.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
So you know, the funny thing is, I'm still friends
with Mary Kay. She's like happily married and she's very successful.
She's like a text her now, I don't want to
why not just say we were talking about you just now? No,
she knows before how many more of these are you
going to do before you're happy? Handful? This is Kathy
(19:39):
c A T H I E. Kathy, Oh, Kathy. Kathy.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Kathy sold cell phone, She sold cell phone.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
She sold cellular telephones back then we called them a
car phone. And she helped me get a car phone
installed into my car, and then we hooked up in
the parking lot in her car. Yeah, in the parking
lot of the continent in Columbus, Ohio. Wow. And how
did it end? Or well? I kissed her?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
You kissed on the mountain mouth? Oh my gosh, does
Vaughan do you like this bit? I'm enjoying here about
your conquests?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It makes me up. I don't think it's gross. More
time I'm living about carries the day grows. Oh, tell
us about Joan. Here we go. I was doing a
car wash marathon and lived in Las Vegas. Twenty two
(20:35):
years old. Joan came by to get a car washed
and we started talking, talking, talking, and Joan was forty
two years old. Oh my god, how old were you?
Twenty two? Oh my god? And Joan was like, do
you want to come over this weekend and watch TV?
I'm like, sure, Joan knew what she was doing. She
didn't know what she was doing. I didn't know what
she was up. I thought she wanted to, like, you know,
get a couple of sandwiches and watched Miami Foce. But no,
(20:58):
she was she was Yeah, so she kissed you on
the mouth. He was the seducer. I was the innocent victim.
This what happened with Joan. What happened was the way
she was alive. Still is she alive? I don't know.
She probably moved to Florida. She call her too, and
then I went down. I went down to visit her
one time in Florida. Oh my god, she was all
ready for the hook up and I didn't want to,
(21:19):
so we didn't. And then she's like, why didn't we
ever get around to hooking up? And I was like, who?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Because when you went down to Florida by that time,
she was like sixty and a senior home.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, you guys are why I hate this bit on
Nobody likes this bit, Jenny, can we ban this bit
on the radio? So many names on this?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We also will revisit it scheduled for next Thursday?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Nope, nope, nope, nope, dope. Oh hold on my phone
was bringing well do we have time?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, you can answer it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Okay, now let me hello. It's Katie w.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
By god, it's me, your son Bernard.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
The thank you? Not this bit again? What this is
where Bailey pretends that she's my dog Bernie now and
doesn't it doesn't even sound like a boy, dogh.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
This is your son Bernard, Dad, can I tell you
something I just wanted to tell you. I am disappointed
in you, Dad. Why oh well, I'm not sure you remember.
But last weekend in the r V, we should a
beautiful night together. H Yeah, we touched and tickled.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Okay, we didn't really didn't really touch and tickel.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Oh wow, lept closely in love. I really thought I
meant something to you, Dad, and I was banished again
to the floor.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Was that you crying like Wimbury? This is the dumbest
bit ever gone? Yeah? So, yeah, you you slept on
the bed in the RV one night, you kept that,
you took the whole bed up. Next night you're on
the floor again.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
It's not fair. It's balder dog bald. It's a pile
of steaming dog pool, Dad, and not a good cut.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
There's a kind You're going.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
To have to get your priorities in order because sorry,
sorry mailman, mail man. Yeah, anyway, I was so upset
that I hit the bar and wow, those drinks were mastiff.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Mastiff, are you're working in dumb dog puns? Don't laugh
at her. This is a dumb bit strength.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
There are tons of alcohol. But let me tell you
I think I like to kill that anyway, I wanted
to tell you that I'm excited about my bark in
the park next week. I think I'm going to pick
up some bitches for sure, Bnie, what do you mean?
(23:54):
Language is just beautiful? Women? Hit the park better run.
Got an appointment for a game of Chase with Roger
and this time, this time, I think I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Catch him last time for this bit.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
That's what I laboradore you.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Last time for this bit. You back to your dog,
Love you, Bernie, Bye, No, you're done?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay, wow by Bernie.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh, I love any calls on the show. I've been
gone for a little bit, so I haven't heard from him.
Did he call while I was gone?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, like one too many times? Yeah, anything more, too
many times. No, it's a dumb bit. It's like it's
not funny and it's annoying. And then Bailey's all proud
of herself.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I thought so bad for him, Like he seriously sounded
very hurt about that. You didn't allot him sleep on
the bat after that first time after touching a tickling like.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Play a little Alexa password, Alexa, Good morning, Alexa, good morning,
good morning. It's a beautiful Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
How can I help you.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Start your day? Okay, So we're gonna play password. We're
gonna try to get Alexa to say a word. Jenny,
you're gonna go first. The first word is playground?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Alexa.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What is something you would find at a park that
kids like to hang out on?
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Ooh, I love a good game of password. Let's see
at a park where kids love.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
To hang out?
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Could it be the swings or maybe the slide? I
know the playground?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Alexa got like a two point oho situation?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Did she hear you?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay, thanks Alexa, point for me. I'm the next, but
we'll have you go first. So your word is.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Espresso, Alexa. What's Sabrina Carpenter's biggest song?
Speaker 11 (25:50):
Sabrina Carpenter's biggest hit is Espresso, which top charts and
became a viral sensatious A different voice.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It is a different Yeah, they've done some kind of
a weird upgrade. She doesn't act quite like she used to,
so it's a little bit you're getting freaky this summer.
All right, Dave, your word is juicer? Alexa. What kitchen
appliants can I use? That'll turn apples, oranges, and carrots
(26:16):
into a drinkable liquid.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
A blender or.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Juicer would be perfect for turning apples oranges and can stop.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Okay, all right, Well, I've got a word and I
thought Vant was going to ask me for that one,
but apparently not.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Your key word is sausage. Your password is sausage.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Okay, Alexa. Give me five popular pizza toppings.
Speaker 11 (26:43):
The five most popular pizza toppings are pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, sausage, and.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Extra mushrooms in the top three. Come on, girl, Oh sorry, okay,
let me see you Vant. Your password is kosher.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Alexa. What words would you typically use to describe pickles?
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
PILs are typically described as tangy, crunchy, and salty. They're
often characterized as sour or zesty, with a firm texture
and a distinctive brine flavor.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Alexa. When a rabbi blesses food, what is it now called?
Speaker 11 (27:28):
The modern term for a rabbi's traditional food blessing is mosy.
This blessing is typically recited before meals and as part
of the Jewish practice of giving thanks before eating.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
WHOA try it?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Alexa? What are some fancy kinds of salt.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Some fancy kinds of salt include sea salt, Himalayan pink salt,
flur To cell and Malden salt. These horma salts are
prized for their unique flavors, textures, and mineral content.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Well I didn't think that would be a hard word,
but apparently it is. Someone move on.
I'm hosting.
Speaker 2 (00:00):
It's gonna be Bailey versus Dave, and we're doing kind
of a pop culture round here for thing fast.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
So your first category is going to be movies.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Okay, all right, give me a movie that starts with
ee yes, Dave?
Speaker 3 (00:13):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
A movie that starts.
Speaker 4 (00:15):
With M monster zinc that's too slow?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Sorry, all right, mean.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Girls would have worked, okay, Mawana.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
A movie that starts with T Titanic. Yessh, good job.
A movie that starts with L.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Little Little Little Women. It's too slow.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I'm sorry. I can't you gotta be.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
I can't do it where there are no movies to
start with a little Mermaid, oh yeah, oh oh my gosh.
All right.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
A movie that starts with Z Zotopia. Yes, that would
work too, but you didn't get a save.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
All right.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Bailey has one, Dave has two.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
We're onto a different category. Who are actors actors not actresses?
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, okay, first name, last name, but just whatever.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
It doesn't matter. Okay, just give me what you got, okay, Okay.
An actor whose name starts with R. Bailey I think Bailey, right, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
It too because it's Ryan Reynolds.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
No, dang it all right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
An actor whose name starts with B.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Bailey with.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
An actor whose name starts with S.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
Sam Samuel Samuel L. Jackson, No, and too slow of Bailey. Okay, Well,
Dave was staring at me and it was threw me off. Yeah,
Sap Smith Sam Smith.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
By the way, you can see me staring at Bailey
on the video stream. Uh YouTube Dave Ryan TV Today.
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Speaker 3 (01:57):
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Speaker 2 (02:04):
All right, right now, Dave has two. An actor whose
name starts with J.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
Jason Jason Derula was in Cats. It counts. He was
in Cats. He's an actor, he was in Cats.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Sign I'm gonna give it to you. An actor who
an actor whose name starts with C.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Carry Fisher. Oh that's a woman shooter, she said, actors,
not actresses.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
No, I said that these have to be male actors.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
They okay, gosh, she said that.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Okay, so not Carri about five million, Chris carry Grant.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Oh my gosh, no, no point.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
We're going to actresses now, okay, okay, okay, wake up
you guys.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
An actress whose name starts with A Franklin.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Shoot, Aretha Franklin is an actress. Neither is in a
wind tour.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
Do you for a job. I'm saying that this is
such a hard router for you guys.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
She's a writer.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Oh, okay, no point on that one.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Okay, thank god, I.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Wrote a million of these. An actress whose name starts
with M.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Mary Magdalen, Marilyn Monroe, look it up, Mary Pickford.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Okay, Dave gets a point. Don't know who she is,
don't care. Whose name starts with J. Julia Roberts, Yes day,
thank you?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Tied four to four.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
An actress whose name starts with N N is valid.
Nina Dobrov would have worked if you would have gotten
anything else out of your mouth, Dave.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
Sorry, gosh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
An actress whose.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Name starts with kay, Kate Win Katy Dave gets Kate Winslet.
All right, we're moving on to pop stars. The sale
or five five? Oh, I only have four for you, Billy.
Speaker 6 (03:56):
I just got the last one, the the.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
N I got N That's fine. You did not? I did?
She did?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
He got Okay, Sorry, sorry, okay. Pop stars male or female.
A pop star whose name starts with an a.
Speaker 6 (04:10):
Aretha Franklin, she popped. That's popular music. That's popular music.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
You find out what it means to give it to her? Yeah,
I mean she had a pop hit with George Michael
called I Knew You Were Waiting in nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Amazing Bailey. Is that game point?
Speaker 3 (04:25):
Then?
Speaker 2 (04:27):
A pop star whose name starts with L.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, I'm not giving you l O.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
He is a rapper, I said, Ford? Who is Leada Ford?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
You?
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No? No, it just came to my mind like Mary.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Matt first said Lena Horn and I was like, no,
we work on a top forty radio station.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
I need something a little more coore.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
God go what it work? All right?
Speaker 1 (04:52):
A pop star whose name stars with.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
M Marshall Mathers. That's a rapper, and Jenny is a tough.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I would have given you that. Have you been Quicker, Miley.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Cyrus, Miley Cyrus, these are tough.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You guys need to you guys need to reevaluate that you.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Talk on a pop culture.
Speaker 6 (05:14):
So I feel like, because we're coming up with names
of people, so we have to think about all of
the names in the world versus like.
Speaker 3 (05:20):
A fruit that starts with oh sounds like.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
An Okay, pop stars still okay, Name a pop star
whose name starts with b gs.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Come on, Brian, Brian, Brian Oak, Britney Spear Spear.
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Sometimes when Day gets on a roll, he throws me
off and then I'm just like, I.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
Can't come in.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
If you're listening to this right now and you want
to rip your hair out, feel free to text.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
It is driving me crazy right now. Brute Mars would
have absolutely worked.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Couldn't get a word and they didn't let me get
a word in.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
We are still at six Bailey Dave five. We're going
to reality TV stars, Jesus, so this is probably not
gonna go well, okay, okay, name.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
A reality TV star that's name starts.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
With P Peter Griffin. That's not a reality try. I
don't know where you came up with it.
Speaker 6 (06:15):
She died like.
Speaker 3 (06:17):
Jeff Propes props.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
No, sorry, I am gonna I think I'm gonna give
you guys a ten minute or ten seconds delay now though,
because I am going to run out now.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Paris Hilton or polyd would have worked really great.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
A reality TV star whose name starts with.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
K yes, I would like to say I had Ryan Reynolds, NC,
Nash Kim Kardashian. Those are double letters every time, so
that's great. Is my brain working slow or is it
working over time?
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I don't know, Bailey, I don't know, but good job
Bailey for Final Life the longest round of thing fast.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
I think we've ever played.
Speaker 3 (06:51):
What random social rule do you break? Do you use
your speaker phone in public like v does? Do you,
I don't know, take your shoes off in church like
Bailey does. So let's get on the talk back and
see what we got here. On talkback Tuesday.
Speaker 8 (07:12):
I do the same thing as Vont and I talk
on speakerphone. But it's because my phone. I cannot hear
out of it because it's so old and I need
anyone so bad. Okay, but I just keep putting it up,
So I walk around grocery store, anywhere in public talking
on the speakerphone, but I have no choice.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
And somebody texted or yeah, texted us and said, explain
why I talk on speakerphone. They said, I don't understand it.
Why does everyone need to hear your combo? Two things?
One sometimes just because I need my hand, so I'll
like put my phone like kind of in my shirt
and I need my hand to shop. Also, you hear
people in the aisles conversations anyway if they're actually there.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Totally different though, because I noticed this. It is a
total different timber to your voice when you're speaking on
your speakerphone. Like if vont and I are walking through
the airport and we're like, yeah, so do you want
to stop over here and get some pretzels? How much
longer we got? That's how you talk in person. True,
when you talk on the phone, you're like, I'm going
to stop over here at the pretzel place if you
want me to pick up a couple of pretzels for you. Yeah,
(08:11):
I'll be at the gate in fifteen minutes. Okay, all right,
surely have a good day. There's a different timber to
because I noticed, and it's usually dudes, but not always women.
You're guilty of this too. Walking through the airport, some
guy behind me and he's like, yep, that's right. The
Johnsony count is secured. If we are ready to go,
we're gonna sign the contract and shut out. Did you
pick up the ointment? The otment? Apintment is another talkback.
Speaker 9 (08:35):
Hey, it's Heidy from Bloomington. And the social norm that
I readily break is saying I want to leave when
I want to leave. So if I'm at a social
event and you know, the socially norm thing to do
is the Minnesota you know, nonchalant slap the sighs, and
you're like, well, well, and I don't do any of that.
(08:56):
I just am like, okay, I'm ready to go home
now by everybody that weird.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It is kind of weird, but I appreciate it and
respect that because people want you to leave. And I
don't mean that in a bad way, but if you've
got a bunch of people over. We used to do
this with boy Scouts all the time. We had meetings
at our house and it was like time for me
to go to bed, and people would stand around and
stand around and make conversation. In the kitchen, Susan would
be making dinner, putting carsons like I don't know, well
he didn't wear pj's but whatever, and they wouldn't leave.
(09:24):
I want you to leave. Yeah, goodbye.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I feel like you get to an age.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Maybe not though, because you probably you were a full
grown adult when this happened. But my friend Tony that
we have on the show sometimes posted a friends giving
this lost ball and he basically we get done with
eating and we.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Play a few games.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
He goes, well, guys, I don't know what you guys
are doing, but I'm going to bed, so you guys
should probably leave.
Speaker 10 (09:44):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Well I love that. Talk back Tuesday. What social norm
do you break? I love this one. It's a text message.
If you won't parent your child at the park, then
I will. People. You love that, really I do. Yeah.
For example, if your kid is like, here's what happens.
Some little kid will sit at the top of the
(10:06):
slide and block other kids from going down the slide,
and the parent will be on their phone they don't care,
and it's like, okay, you got little five year old
little cindylu who who wants to write down the slide
and seven year old Bradley is up there blocking the top. Yeah,
I'd be like, hey, hey, hey, let them go down
the slide.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Right.
Speaker 3 (10:24):
I did that the other day.
Speaker 6 (10:25):
Uh, last week, I was babysitting my niece and there
were three girls just laying at the bottom of the
slide and my niece wanted to go down that slide.
So I let them just sit there for a little bit,
and then I was just like, okay, ladies, my niece
would like to go down the slide, and they're like oo.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
I think that's fine, But parent, they make it seem
like like disciplining, like hey, don't like, don't you hit
my kid? Move out the way. I feel like what
you did was nicer Bailey whack a kid though.
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I mean, I have like observed a kid having a
tantrum and then I just make direct eye contact with
them because sometimes you know, the tantrum is just for attention, Yeah,
and I will give them the like really kind of do.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
You ever try to make eye contact with somebody who's
talking really loudly on their phone, not just a speakerphone,
but really loudly on their phone. So many times it
happens on the airport, shuttle bus, or it happens while
you're at the gate, or you're waiting in the southwest
podium line those little pillars and there's some guy in
(11:22):
some cheap suit talking way too loud. Yeah, that's right.
We just landed here in Minneapolis. Uh huh. Yeah, we're
gonna go up to Duluth and sign those papers. Yeah.
I love soccer, and I try to catch their eye
and give them a look like are you serious? But
they don't love the lie. They never do. Got another
(11:43):
talk back, wanted to hear.
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Yeah, I refuse to take out a loan to buy
snacks at the movie theater, so I pack up my
big person.
Speaker 4 (11:50):
I bring my own.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
Oh Jenny's guilty.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
Oh Dave, this might be the first thing you've ever
learned about Wanita that you don't like.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
I love Juanita. Another life, we'd be married and happy
instead of the life we both live.
Speaker 5 (12:06):
I think.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
She is Janita. Know that that is That is wrong,
and you know it's wrong. Stop it. I know they're alone.
Then eat before you go.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
I have started doing that where I eat before I
go places so I don't have to buy food there.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
This is smart, Well it is smart, but that's how
the movie theaters like. Bringing in your own happy meal.
If you go into I don't know, Buffalo Wild Wings,
you're not allowed to do that. They sell their own
food there.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
We did ask this question on Facebook, and I just
want to read a couple of ones that are super funny.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, these are good.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Nicole said, if I hear a couple arguing, I will
take a side and verbally intervene and tell the other party.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
They are wrong. Wow.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Elena said, drive by yelling out my car window to
large groups of people, I.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Can't raise this baby alone, and then.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
Watch them all look at each other trying to find
a deadby dad.
Speaker 4 (12:58):
This one from Caitlin's Funny says, under very specific conditions,
I will allow my dog off leash when hiking. If
we've barely seen a soul on the path, she gets
some freedom to just make sure she is never too
far ahead. Or if I see or hear people coming,
I recall in leash.
Speaker 3 (13:11):
I kind of get that. I mean I don't like it.
I don't do it, but I think that when you
let your dog roam away from you when you're not
supposed to, they're gonna poop and you're not going to
see it. Yeah, and then you don't clean it up.
And so that's one of my But but what I
do is I let the dog poops, I pick it
up with a blue pad plastic bag, and I leave
it there for somebody else to pick up.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
Ye, you just put it a little bit to the side,
a little.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Bit of side. It's not my job. There's people who
will pick it up for me, exactly.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
There's one on Facebook from Kelsey says, I do not
follow shopping traffic at Costco.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
I go the opposite direction.
Speaker 4 (13:41):
I get my dry goods first, then go to the
cold foods, fruit and meat.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
It goes much faster that way. You're part of the problem.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I don't know that.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
I feel like that actually probably does work because they're honestly,
people in Costco have no spatial awareness whatsoever. You can
never get past people until you're literally like, hey, excuse me.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
But a lot of.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
People commented on facebo this one that I enjoy standing
with my.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Back to the door in the elevator.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Why so you walk in and you're facing your back
is to the doors and facing everyone that's looking forward.
Speaker 3 (14:10):
We did a bit like that one time where we
put a camera in the elevator and we had I
think Steve or Fallen face the crowd, hoping they would
all turn around and do the same thing, because you
want to you know, monkey see monkey do right. Nobody did,
didn't hurt. That's funny, though, that's more of a bit.
Juanita says. You know, I still love you, Dave. Thanks
for the text. Here's one social norms that you break.
I love shushing little screaming kids in stores. Ooh, that'll
(14:35):
pitch off the parent. I like this one. I always
use the handicap bathrooms tall in public bathrooms. I'm a
woman six foot tall. That handicap stall toilet is usually
the tallest and easiest for me to use, so it
sits a couple of inches up off the floor. Yeah,
I mean to hire off the floor. You know what
else I do.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
I almost never put a shopping cart back in the
actual shopping cart.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
You've talked about this and again, I'll put it. You're
trying to trigger me, and I'm gonna come over there.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
I put it on like if there's a like a stump,
because like the tree is like right there, I'll put
it up on.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
That wish the extra side.
Speaker 4 (15:04):
It's more effort because I have to lift it over
the curve. But I'm just not walking down the road
to put in the shopping cart.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah, I used to We're going to Piggy Wiggly So Vine,
you're really upset.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
In me here, I know, read the cart girl that
had go around up the car. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Honestly though, it was some of my favorite parts of
the job, because I mean, I've got to go outside
and don't talk to anyone. I just got to corral
all the carts in and bring them in.
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Nice Jenny and Daily conspired to bully me with that
stupid bit. Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends. It's my favorite, this wheel.
Speaker 9 (15:35):
Girl friend.
Speaker 7 (15:39):
That's right, we're spinning Dave's Wheel of Girlfriends where I
have all of the women that Dave has been on
a conquest with on a giant wheel the size of
a room, and I get to spin the wheel and
Dave has to tell us where he met her, their
love story, and how they fell out.
Speaker 3 (15:56):
Are you ready?
Speaker 7 (15:59):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:00):
Sped that real? I don't know why people call you annoying.
I don't get it. I don't know why people call
you annoying.
Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yeah, oh, Dave, you're gonna tell us about Vicky.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Vicky was a wanna be punk rocker. She had cut
she had shed dropped out of school when she was fifteen,
and she was probably twenty or so when I met her.
But she had short black hair that she she drew.
I'm not making this up. She drew a skunk stripe
with liquid paper down the middle of her hair. Paper,
(16:40):
so she looked like a skunk. Do you know what
liquid paper is?
Speaker 7 (16:42):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I don't know. Is that like white out? It's like
white out? Yeah, But she took liquid paper and she
drew a skunk stripe down the middle of her hair.
And she was actually very sweet and she loved to cook.
Oh yeah, And how did it happen at the end, God,
I don't know. I realized that she had a skunk
stripe painted down the middle of her hair and no education.
Was this your your punk era when you were like,
no she was a punk? Okay? Yeah not you just her?
(17:04):
All right? Well one and done? Then that. I love
hearing about your conquest.
Speaker 6 (17:14):
Yeah, oh, you're gonna tell us about Melissa. You might
have had a couple Melissa's because it says how many
instances of Melissa there are?
Speaker 3 (17:22):
Says Melissa dashed seven? Yeah, Melissa, ye yeah, okay, I
remember Melissa, the one I'm thinking of. Ohio, I'm about
twenty two years old, all right, and somebody called and
they said, I've got a friend who wants to meet you.
And she's cute as a button, all right, and she was, yeah,
And so we went to a station party together one time,
(17:44):
and I was kind of happy to show her off
because she was attractive and and there's really that's really
all there is to it. I don't know what happened
with Melissa. She was cute as a button. Did you
kiss her? Did you kiss her? Was there only one Melissa?
Are there any other Melisser? I don't, Yeah, there was,
but I just do one at a time. Then this
(18:13):
one is Mary Kay. Oh, Mary Kay. She worked. I
love this.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I love this is going to go based on how
he second.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
This is horrible, This is horrible. Mary Kay worked at
the radio station. I was probably twenty four and she
was in college, so put her at twenty years old
or something like an intern or something. Yeah, So there
was that, the the unintegrity of hooking up with an intern.
But we were at a station event. I don't know
(18:46):
if I should tell.
Speaker 5 (18:46):
This or not.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
No, please, you already started. So so Mary Kay and
I were at this station event. There was hotel rooms everywhere,
so Mary Kay was sharing a hotel room with a
girl named Laura. So I went over to Mary Kay's
hotel room and we thought Laura was sleeping, so we
hooked up. Came next to Laura. Yeah on the mouth.
You kissed on the mouth. Yeah, I kissed her on
the mouth. Yeah, And Laura was pretending she was sleep
(19:10):
Oh no, And she was so mad that we did
this right next to Laura.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
I've been you and Mary Kay in that situation.
Speaker 3 (19:19):
So you know, the funny thing is, I'm still friends
with Mary Kay. She's like happily married and she's very successful.
She's like a text her now, I don't want to
why not just say we were talking about you just now? No,
she knows before how many more of these are you
going to do before you're happy? Handful? This is Kathy
(19:39):
c A T H I E. Kathy, Oh, Kathy. Kathy.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
Kathy sold cell phone, She sold cell phone.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
She sold cellular telephones back then we called them a
car phone. And she helped me get a car phone
installed into my car, and then we hooked up in
the parking lot in her car. Yeah, in the parking
lot of the continent in Columbus, Ohio. Wow. And how
did it end? Or well? I kissed her?
Speaker 4 (20:07):
You kissed on the mountain mouth? Oh my gosh, does
Vaughan do you like this bit? I'm enjoying here about
your conquests?
Speaker 3 (20:12):
It makes me up. I don't think it's gross. More
time I'm living about carries the day grows. Oh, tell
us about Joan. Here we go. I was doing a
car wash marathon and lived in Las Vegas. Twenty two
(20:35):
years old. Joan came by to get a car washed
and we started talking, talking, talking, and Joan was forty
two years old. Oh my god, how old were you?
Twenty two? Oh my god? And Joan was like, do
you want to come over this weekend and watch TV?
I'm like, sure, Joan knew what she was doing. She
didn't know what she was doing. I didn't know what
she was up. I thought she wanted to, like, you know,
get a couple of sandwiches and watched Miami Foce. But no,
(20:58):
she was she was Yeah, so she kissed you on
the mouth. He was the seducer. I was the innocent victim.
This what happened with Joan. What happened was the way
she was alive. Still is she alive? I don't know.
She probably moved to Florida. She call her too, and
then I went down. I went down to visit her
one time in Florida. Oh my god, she was all
ready for the hook up and I didn't want to,
(21:19):
so we didn't. And then she's like, why didn't we
ever get around to hooking up? And I was like, who?
Speaker 6 (21:24):
Because when you went down to Florida by that time,
she was like sixty and a senior home.
Speaker 3 (21:28):
Yeah, you guys are why I hate this bit on
Nobody likes this bit, Jenny, can we ban this bit
on the radio? So many names on this?
Speaker 1 (21:38):
We also will revisit it scheduled for next Thursday?
Speaker 3 (21:41):
Nope, nope, nope, nope, dope. Oh hold on my phone
was bringing well do we have time?
Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, you can answer it?
Speaker 3 (21:50):
Okay, now let me hello. It's Katie w.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
By god, it's me, your son Bernard.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
The thank you? Not this bit again? What this is
where Bailey pretends that she's my dog Bernie now and
doesn't it doesn't even sound like a boy, dogh.
Speaker 10 (22:11):
This is your son Bernard, Dad, can I tell you
something I just wanted to tell you. I am disappointed
in you, Dad. Why oh well, I'm not sure you remember.
But last weekend in the r V, we should a
beautiful night together. H Yeah, we touched and tickled.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Okay, we didn't really didn't really touch and tickel.
Speaker 10 (22:36):
Oh wow, lept closely in love. I really thought I
meant something to you, Dad, and I was banished again
to the floor.
Speaker 3 (22:48):
Was that you crying like Wimbury? This is the dumbest
bit ever gone? Yeah? So, yeah, you you slept on
the bed in the RV one night, you kept that,
you took the whole bed up. Next night you're on
the floor again.
Speaker 10 (22:58):
It's not fair. It's balder dog bald. It's a pile
of steaming dog pool, Dad, and not a good cut.
Speaker 3 (23:05):
There's a kind You're going.
Speaker 10 (23:08):
To have to get your priorities in order because sorry,
sorry mailman, mail man. Yeah, anyway, I was so upset
that I hit the bar and wow, those drinks were mastiff.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Mastiff, are you're working in dumb dog puns? Don't laugh
at her. This is a dumb bit strength.
Speaker 10 (23:31):
There are tons of alcohol. But let me tell you
I think I like to kill that anyway, I wanted
to tell you that I'm excited about my bark in
the park next week. I think I'm going to pick
up some bitches for sure, Bnie, what do you mean?
(23:54):
Language is just beautiful? Women? Hit the park better run.
Got an appointment for a game of Chase with Roger
and this time, this time, I think I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Catch him last time for this bit.
Speaker 10 (24:09):
That's what I laboradore you.
Speaker 3 (24:12):
Last time for this bit. You back to your dog,
Love you, Bernie, Bye, No, you're done?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay, wow by Bernie.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
Oh, I love any calls on the show. I've been
gone for a little bit, so I haven't heard from him.
Did he call while I was gone?
Speaker 3 (24:25):
Yes, like one too many times? Yeah, anything more, too
many times. No, it's a dumb bit. It's like it's
not funny and it's annoying. And then Bailey's all proud
of herself.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
I thought so bad for him, Like he seriously sounded
very hurt about that. You didn't allot him sleep on
the bat after that first time after touching a tickling like.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Play a little Alexa password, Alexa, Good morning, Alexa, good morning,
good morning. It's a beautiful Friday.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
How can I help you.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Start your day? Okay, So we're gonna play password. We're
gonna try to get Alexa to say a word. Jenny,
you're gonna go first. The first word is playground?
Speaker 1 (25:04):
Alexa.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
What is something you would find at a park that
kids like to hang out on?
Speaker 11 (25:13):
Ooh, I love a good game of password. Let's see
at a park where kids love.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
To hang out?
Speaker 11 (25:19):
Could it be the swings or maybe the slide? I
know the playground?
Speaker 3 (25:29):
Alexa got like a two point oho situation?
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Did she hear you?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
I don't know?
Speaker 2 (25:34):
Okay, thanks Alexa, point for me. I'm the next, but
we'll have you go first. So your word is.
Speaker 3 (25:42):
Espresso, Alexa. What's Sabrina Carpenter's biggest song?
Speaker 11 (25:50):
Sabrina Carpenter's biggest hit is Espresso, which top charts and
became a viral sensatious A different voice.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
It is a different Yeah, they've done some kind of
a weird upgrade. She doesn't act quite like she used to,
so it's a little bit you're getting freaky this summer.
All right, Dave, your word is juicer? Alexa. What kitchen
appliants can I use? That'll turn apples, oranges, and carrots
(26:16):
into a drinkable liquid.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
A blender or.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
Juicer would be perfect for turning apples oranges and can stop.
Speaker 6 (26:25):
Okay, all right, Well, I've got a word and I
thought Vant was going to ask me for that one,
but apparently not.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
Your key word is sausage. Your password is sausage.
Speaker 6 (26:36):
Okay, Alexa. Give me five popular pizza toppings.
Speaker 11 (26:43):
The five most popular pizza toppings are pepperoni, mushrooms, onions, sausage, and.
Speaker 6 (26:48):
Extra mushrooms in the top three. Come on, girl, Oh sorry, okay,
let me see you Vant. Your password is kosher.
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Alexa. What words would you typically use to describe pickles?
I don't know.
Speaker 11 (27:10):
PILs are typically described as tangy, crunchy, and salty. They're
often characterized as sour or zesty, with a firm texture
and a distinctive brine flavor.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Alexa. When a rabbi blesses food, what is it now called?
Speaker 11 (27:28):
The modern term for a rabbi's traditional food blessing is mosy.
This blessing is typically recited before meals and as part
of the Jewish practice of giving thanks before eating.
Speaker 3 (27:38):
WHOA try it?
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Alexa? What are some fancy kinds of salt.
Speaker 11 (27:48):
Some fancy kinds of salt include sea salt, Himalayan pink salt,
flur To cell and Malden salt. These horma salts are
prized for their unique flavors, textures, and mineral content.
Speaker 3 (27:58):
Well I didn't think that would be a hard word,
but apparently it is. Someone move on.
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