August 23, 2025 • 19 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Jenny's been on Reddit, so this reminded me of Dave
earlier because he was talking about how Susan went to
her high school reunion and she didn't invite Dave and
she saw the guy who gave her a what a necklacelace?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now that comes from Alison used to say candy neckelss
when she was little neckless.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, so there's a thread on Reddit right now that's
very poppin' about commonly accepted pronunciations of words that are
not right. So so I think right off the bat,
there's one that you can all think of, but Sabrina
Carpenter changes for expresso, Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Espresso at espresso.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Espresso, there's no X in there.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
How do you say etc. Period.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
How do you say that I can't stand this, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
But that's not what people say.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
People say and I can't stand it.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
As I'm adding on to that, that's in the similar
vein when people.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Say vice versa, it's vice versa.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I always assume that they know that, but they just
like to be vice versa. Okay, how do you say
the word n you Oh no, I'm gonna pro I'm
gonna say it wrong. And you nuisance and you see
naus l.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
E A r oh.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
Nuclear Okay, nuclear people say nuclear, they say nuclear nuclear
nuclear means the nucleus of an atam or whatever, nuclear weapon,
nuclear power again exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I haven't I don't think I've heard this, but this
feels like a very Midwest, maybe like Wisconsin, hol in
the wall bar, like, hey, let me get a picture,
Let me get a picture.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, picture.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Picture is a container of beer, yes, or a baseball player, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Picture.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
How do you say this word?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Bailey s U P p O s A b l y.
Speaker 9 (01:55):
Supposedly supposedly is the word supposedly, but you used to
be yeah, so well right, so it's supposedly, but people
say supposedly, Yes, there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I was saying spelling it the way that.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
You say supposedly, I was.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
My uncle used to say that and it was annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, Jenny says, instead of w A s H. Jenny says.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Barista instead of barista, Jenny says.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Every time Jenny says bar rista, I just picture like
a little sheep behind the counter taking my order to.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Change that, because you guys pointed that out, and I've
never noticed it about myself. Before and then now I
try to not say.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
I'm writing down barrista for Halloween, because that would be
a funny if I was a sheep barista.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's to say I'm going to go across the street.
How would people say across? Sometimes across across?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, Dave with a T, it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
How about how do you say this word vond m
I S C h I E V O U S.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Miss people's mischievous. I don't know which one is the
right way to say about mischievous?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, because people add that extra eye in there and mischievous.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, people say mischievous and that's it's mischievous.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, yes, okay, so it is mischievous.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, got you good to know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
How about you're gonna go to the public l I
B R A liberry?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes, Berry, there are nailing this.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
This is a fun game because we're what is what
is the besides order?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What is the number one thing that Van always pronounces wrong?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Restaurant?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
But no, yes, you guys get mad.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We have like a list. We're like, hold on, wait,
what did you just say?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Dave and Bailey? What else do I say?
Speaker 9 (03:45):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Restaurant?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Button, button, button restaurant. I say comfortable. I pronounce every.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Syllable uncomfortable, comfortable, comfortable.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Apparently someone texted in saying Jenny says the word hammock weird.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I used to say hammock all the time because why
would you not pronounce it hammock because.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's the English language. The English language is funny.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Someone to text into when people say I could care
less instead of I couldn't care less.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
If you could care less, then you care a little.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Yes, And my dad would hammer that into me and
my sister all the time. It's I couldn't care less.
And then also, you can't do something on accident. You
can do something by accident. And so anytime someone says
on accident, if you're near me, you can see my brangles.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Apparently I say a lot of things weird. People texting crick,
I say, I do say it, Crik. I grew up
with a creek behind our house. It's a creek, whatever, okay, creeks.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
And then Genny Alway says sandwich instead of santo.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wait, how are you supposed to say it?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Sandwich?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
A sandwich? Sandwich?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
But it's barely pronouncable.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Softy well, here's another one.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Somebody texts it frincible.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
February February because of that extra R.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
February February February, but every says February. Yeah, one is correct.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Why would that R be there? I love this.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Weddiness day. Nobody says wedness day. Yeah, fran chip French.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, nobody says that's a weird one.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Stress a realtor. It is always realtor.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh yes, it's real to her.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, a not real at realtor. Okay, Spaghetti pisquetti.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
If you're five.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They're doing it to be.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Pacific specific. Yeah, that's another one. People, Oh I need
a pacific example. No you don't, not a specific example example.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, that's gonna do it for Jenny's been on rebit'st
by Mary and Jane.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I love it. That was fun, Jenny, Thank you. You
need to grow up if you still eat boneless wings.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Boneless wings are such a kid thing. Shut up, grow up, man.
They're literally literally eating chicken nuggets as a grown man.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Oh yeah, no, chicken nuggets are cool, but like chicken
nuggts or chicken nuggets, eat wings the way that God
intended them with the bone in.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You know, I love that one because you do have
a point.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I when I get buffalo wild wings, I get a combo,
I get some boneless, and I get some traditional wings.
But you're right, you're really just eating a chicken McNugget.
I mean, what's nothing wrong with a chicken McNugget either, Yeah,
nothing wrong with it at all.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
But just just if you're gonna get a chicken nugget, get.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
A chicken McNugget.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
But if you're gonna go to b Dubs, get actual
wings on the bone.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Is it because they taste better? What do you mean
by that?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I think the one of the pleasantries of eating wings
is how messy you get, Like it's a You go
to eat what like barbecue, right to get messy and stuff.
You don't do that with boneless because you just stick
your fork in it and pop it in your mouth.
Now uses a fork with boneless A lot of people
They give you purpose.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So that you can dip it in your sauce and
get it.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
All over the do with your fingers? Are you kidding me?
Not uses a fork to eat? Do you use a
fork to eat pizza?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Sometimes that's different.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
You hold it, you point.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
God created pizzas with a point on the end, but
it's so you can stick it right in your mouth hole.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So interesting because actually a pizza is circular.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, but God created the pizza slicer. God created radius
in the diameter of a pizza for you to slice
and get it into six or eight pieces, stick it
point first in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That's proof there's a God.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Going back to Van's point about the doless wings, so
the one reason I would get boneless wings over bone
in wings is consistency. So I feel like boneless wings
always taste the same. And me and my mom are
huge like wings snobs, and we usually get bone in wings.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
But you can never guarantee they're the way that you
want them to be done.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I think that's one of the pleasantries. You never know
what you're gonna get when you're at a pleasant risk.
When you're at a super Bowl party, what there's football,
there's beer, and there's wings. It's not football beer and
popcorn chicken, which is essentially.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It is, but that's not what you have at your
little parties.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I just I understand getting boneless wings, and I have
gotten boneless wings because they're always consistently the same.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Well, they're so easy to just like just throw them
in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Right, Also, you don't want to get messy, Like, what
if you're on a date. What if you're on a
date and you don't want, like, you know, buffalo.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Wings, but order something else. You shouldn't be taking your
first date to buffalo wings.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
What if you're going to a wing's only place you
have no other choice?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
No, then you should have a better idea of where
to take somebody for a first date where you're not
gonna get messy.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
You're not gonna go to a barbecue on a first date.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I don't have a choice. What if it's not chosen
for me? What if I'm not choosing a lot of people?
In text message, I said, if.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You you need to grow up, if you eat boneless wings,
just be a man or a grown woman and eat
regular wings the way God intended.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Somebody said, yes, I used to.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I used to fork to eat boneless wings because Dave
said that was acid nine.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
And sometimes use a fork to eat pizza. That's strange.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know, if sometimes you want to fork with pizza
is more accessible than a fork with boneless wings.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Depends on the pizza too, because like a deep dish pizza,
you like have to almost eat.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Just like behold I can.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I could admit when I was r when I IF
I if I was, I was mistake, I was, mister,
but what but I like that one. That was one
of your best ones in a while. You because you're
not wrong. You should eat wings with the bone in.
Somebody texted, I love this point. They said, it's like
eating ribs with no bone like in the rib.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Which is why, because you've got to enjoy the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The only thing is is the flats when you have wings,
they are a little bit too much worse.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh I love flats.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Do you you prefer those over the drummings?
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I think the chicken taste better on the flat. And
again with your consistency, it's like consistently the whole thing
versus a drumm He has the weird end that's like fatty,
and there's like, I don't like it.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
I'm going to retire after today. Somebody else it's the
best of the pot. Ever I can't. I've reached my peak.
By guys, this is.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It bone in wings only. Boneless wings should not even
be called wings. They're chopped up chunks of chicken breast,
not even from the wing. Okay, Vaunt retires today. Thank
you vont for being on the show. Bring Back Drake.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I haven't asked a stupid question in a while, so
here is a stupid question, but it's actually going.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
To give me some insight into you as a person.
What are your most used emojis? When do you use them?
And why?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Dave think about your most head you have. Okay, you're
going to give me three Okay, okay, three most used emojis?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
When do you use them? And why?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Always the happy smiley face, just the basic happy.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Smiley face, open eyes, happy smiley face.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Absolutely open eyes, happy smiley face. Yeah, that's number one.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, let me look and see if I have a
history here and maybe I can tell.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Open up like your text, you can go click the.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The heart and the heart like I'll say, like Alison,
I'll see you this weekend with a heart emoji.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
And then probably the paw prints because like pop, I
do text a lot about my dog Bernie and you
use the pop I use the poprint emoji quite.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Often, yes, said no one. Sometimes the winky face.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay, when you're feeling like frisky.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like if I text my friend, for example, Nate and
I trade wordle scores in the morning, and if like, well,
you're an idiot, and then in the wink face yeah, interesting,
and then and then the eight plant emoji. Oh, because
you know that's what guys do to each guys to
insult each other.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenny, what are your most used emojis?
And why do you use them?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And went, So I use the laugh cry emoji all
the time, just because you're a millennial. Yeah, and I
think I'm like joking around with people a lot. So
that's my number one. My next one is probably the
girl emoji where she's got both hands up to the
side like I don't know, yeah, and then I'm looking
at mine right now. My other most used one currently
(11:50):
is the two hands up in the air that looks
like you're praising the lord.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
H Yes, you know that one.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You're the only person I know who uses that one.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
But I'm I.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Appreciate that quite a bit. I know I sent that
like yesterday. They're in a text, So those are my
most used ones. I think, I don't know, I'm usually
like goofing around in text message, but I also don't
like to text very often, so I don't You're not
going to get much for me anyways, that's true.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I can verify that.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I know, find what are your most used to emojis
and when and why do you use that?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Sure, I've got the laughing emoji, like the regular laughing emoji,
just because I laugh at people, not the laugh cry. No,
it's just the regular laugh. Some people don't deserve a
laugh cry. Okay, I gotta be honest. The second one
is the balloon emoji, and the reason is because when
I text my dad, I call him Pop, so I'll
send him a balloon because balloon's pop. And because he
calls me Boom, which my grandma calls me no clue why,
(12:38):
he'll send me the explosion emoji back.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
So we do that. I send the balloon for Pop,
he sends the boom for Boom.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That's cute.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, it's a little thing.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
And then I have the eyes emojis, the wide eyes
because if let's just say, Dave text me it was
like did you hear what happened at the office today,
I'll send the eyes back because it's me being nosy,
like what tell me?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
And I do that a lot.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Okay, I like that all of us to have different ones,
because my top three are the prayer hands, and I'll
use those if I say like thank you so much,
or like you're a blessing or whatever, and it's usually
because I'm doing a bit so prayer hands, the side
eyes where it's just the two eyes that are looking
to the side, and that's when I'm being shady. And
then like the like interchangeable melting face clown face hands
(13:20):
smacked to the front of the face, Like those three
just means like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Or I feel stupid, or this.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Is riduculous, what's going on that I'm texting you about.
So I'll do like melting face like haha, can you
believe it? M Yeah, So those are my three. We're
all different people.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Look at us.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We'll text in your three favorite emojis. Go ahead and Texas,
why not just for fun, go ahead and show off
your three favorite emojis.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I know someone did text in saying the prayer hands
are actually high fives.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I refuse to live in that world.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Yeah. Some different apps, like when you select emojis, it
actually animates them a little bit, and it animates them.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like high fiveing.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, they're prayer hands and that's the hell I'm going
to die on.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, So you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Know, when you make bad decisions, you'll say something.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Stupid before it, like life is short.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So there's a thread on Reddit right now people being like,
aside from life is short, what other lines do you
use before making bad decisions? My line is do it
for the plot. It's for the plot, baby, that's my line.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But if you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Guys have one, I would love to hear yours. I'll
read some of these in case you need some inspiration.
I deserve this. Yeah, you're gonna go spend a bunch
of money. I deserve this. How about it's fine, It'll
all be fine.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's another one. It could all end tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Might as well as jump off this cliff attached to
a bungee. It could all end tomorrow. Why not hold
my beer? My beer is another good one. Money will
always come back, But experiences.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Something you would say that?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That is something I would say, because I am all
about experiences versus buying material things.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Another one is I'm here for a good time, not
a long time.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Oh I like that one.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, these are lines that.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You say before making bad decisions. Have you guys thought
of one that you say?
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Back in the day, I used to say yolo a
lot un ironically, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You only live.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Once, so but I would specifically say yolo, and then
I don't know, drink like seventeen pina coladas.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, Yolo, baby, Yeah, Yolo's my go to.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
When we went to go see a nine to thirty
showing of a movie on a school night, like two
days ago, I was like, you know what, Yolo, that's true,
what happened.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I will say in those situations. I also say I
can sleep when I'm dead. I'll say that whole other
one good one too, like oh, fringe show, this goes
until eleven pm, I can sleep when I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dave, When you used to make bad decisions, now you're
like a responsible adult born.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
What would you say?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You got to risk it for the biscuit.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, okay, you got to risk it for the biscuit
a lot.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
A few more is if I die, I die, If
I die, I die, if he dies.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Step around and find out is a good one. It
is what it is the people say before making bad decisions.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
A couple text one says when in Rome, Yes, or
I love that one. Or I've spent more on this
than stupider things. Wait more than this on stupider things, right,
or it'll buff out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
This one is We're all on a tiny rock floating
in an infinite universe, so absolutely nothing matters that much.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Tony Textan saying this is my heiress tour. I love
that this person said it. We ball.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Oh yes, that's when I say all the time too.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Or if you're scared, go to church, got harder, go home.
My middle name is danger.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
A couple more worse things have happened, lots of doing
for the plot ones.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Tomorrow isn't promised. Bad decisions. Make them now because you
know tomorrow it isn't.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Probably true, true, very true.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Last one all gas, no breaks, baby.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I think that one's cringe. I've heard people say, and
I'm like, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Make some bad decisions today. Use those lines before you
do it.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
He's red.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's brought to you by Mary and Jane. I think
there's one phone call that like it's coming through pretty.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Hot right now? Oh I did I did hear the
phone ringing?
Speaker 10 (17:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Okay, you want me to get that phone call. Iad okay,
let me grab that phone call Katie.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
W b oh, hey Dad, it's me. You're shine.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That That where Bailey calls in and pretend she's my
dog Bernie.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I haven't heard from Bernie, and I'll play along.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Man, he's been busy. What's up?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Burn time time? Yeah, I'm excited to do that provision.
It's like Hinge or Tinder, but in real life.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
There's a lot of dogs out there.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
Again, walk up. I need to be groomed before we
go out it. Yeah, I want a little bandanna to
war big just love a little outfit.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That they love a little outfit. So you want to
be groomed to get a bandana?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
And I write, Jenny, Yeah right, I just love.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
There's no pets allowed at the No, no pets. No,
don't worry. I already wrote extremely worded letter to the
governor to or my grieving third. I have to get
in Sumroy.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, so another another way, Okay.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
So here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, Either reschedule me
for the condos removal at the pet surgeries.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Okay, there's that.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Or I walk into the front door with sunglasses and
a puncher.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
On the eyebrowsers, the big fake nose.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
That's a good you going to be like standing on your.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Hind legs then you know something like that, not past
the concher. Okay, I got doesn't If Bud can learn
to play basketball and join the NBA, I can pass
as a darky Minnesotan. You wrong, Yeah, a big out
of that princess butterscope. Yeah, well, it's definitely a step
(19:19):
from eating my own cracks from the back yard.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
You don't do that. It's not good for your stomach.
Speaker 10 (19:26):
My shooting to breeze, go throw what their laboratory cheese too.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
No, I'm sorry. We got to go through the nice day.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I'm excited. I hope Bernie gets in. I would love
to see him.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's fair.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
That appendix surgery, that's a pretty extreme way to get in.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
But you guys do what you gotta do to get
You got to do, buddy,
Jenny's been on Reddit, so this reminded me of Dave
earlier because he was talking about how Susan went to
her high school reunion and she didn't invite Dave and
she saw the guy who gave her a what a necklacelace?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Now that comes from Alison used to say candy neckelss
when she was little neckless.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yeah, so there's a thread on Reddit right now that's
very poppin' about commonly accepted pronunciations of words that are
not right. So so I think right off the bat,
there's one that you can all think of, but Sabrina
Carpenter changes for expresso, Yes.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Espresso at espresso.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Espresso, there's no X in there.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
How do you say etc. Period.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
How do you say that I can't stand this, etcetera, etcetera.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
But that's not what people say.
Speaker 6 (00:46):
People say and I can't stand it.
Speaker 7 (00:49):
As I'm adding on to that, that's in the similar
vein when people.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
Say vice versa, it's vice versa.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I always assume that they know that, but they just
like to be vice versa. Okay, how do you say
the word n you Oh no, I'm gonna pro I'm
gonna say it wrong. And you nuisance and you see
naus l.
Speaker 4 (01:11):
E A r oh.
Speaker 8 (01:12):
Nuclear Okay, nuclear people say nuclear, they say nuclear nuclear
nuclear means the nucleus of an atam or whatever, nuclear weapon,
nuclear power again exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I haven't I don't think I've heard this, but this
feels like a very Midwest, maybe like Wisconsin, hol in
the wall bar, like, hey, let me get a picture,
Let me get a picture.
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, picture.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Picture is a container of beer, yes, or a baseball player, yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:46):
Picture.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
How do you say this word?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Bailey s U P p O s A b l y.
Speaker 9 (01:55):
Supposedly supposedly is the word supposedly, but you used to
be yeah, so well right, so it's supposedly, but people
say supposedly, Yes, there you go.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
I was saying spelling it the way that.
Speaker 8 (02:08):
You say supposedly, I was.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
My uncle used to say that and it was annoying.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Well, Jenny says, instead of w A s H. Jenny says.
Speaker 5 (02:20):
Barista instead of barista, Jenny says.
Speaker 7 (02:23):
Every time Jenny says bar rista, I just picture like
a little sheep behind the counter taking my order to.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Change that, because you guys pointed that out, and I've
never noticed it about myself. Before and then now I
try to not say.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
I'm writing down barrista for Halloween, because that would be
a funny if I was a sheep barista.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
All right, I'm ready.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
It's to say I'm going to go across the street.
How would people say across? Sometimes across across?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yes, Dave with a T, it's so weird.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
How about how do you say this word vond m
I S C h I E V O U S.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
Miss people's mischievous. I don't know which one is the
right way to say about mischievous?
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Yes, because people add that extra eye in there and mischievous.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, people say mischievous and that's it's mischievous.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Yeah, yes, okay, so it is mischievous.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Okay, got you good to know.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
How about you're gonna go to the public l I
B R A liberry?
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Yes, Berry, there are nailing this.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
This is a fun game because we're what is what
is the besides order?
Speaker 3 (03:31):
What is the number one thing that Van always pronounces wrong?
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Restaurant?
Speaker 5 (03:34):
But no, yes, you guys get mad.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
We have like a list. We're like, hold on, wait,
what did you just say?
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Dave and Bailey? What else do I say?
Speaker 9 (03:45):
Wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Restaurant?
Speaker 5 (03:46):
Button, button, button restaurant. I say comfortable. I pronounce every.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
Syllable uncomfortable, comfortable, comfortable.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Apparently someone texted in saying Jenny says the word hammock weird.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
I used to say hammock all the time because why
would you not pronounce it hammock because.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
It's the English language. The English language is funny.
Speaker 7 (04:09):
Someone to text into when people say I could care
less instead of I couldn't care less.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
If you could care less, then you care a little.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Yes, And my dad would hammer that into me and
my sister all the time. It's I couldn't care less.
And then also, you can't do something on accident. You
can do something by accident. And so anytime someone says
on accident, if you're near me, you can see my brangles.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Apparently I say a lot of things weird. People texting crick,
I say, I do say it, Crik. I grew up
with a creek behind our house. It's a creek, whatever, okay, creeks.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
And then Genny Alway says sandwich instead of santo.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Wait, how are you supposed to say it?
Speaker 4 (04:46):
Sandwich?
Speaker 3 (04:47):
A sandwich? Sandwich?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
But it's barely pronouncable.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
Softy well, here's another one.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Somebody texts it frincible.
Speaker 5 (04:54):
February February because of that extra R.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
February February February, but every says February. Yeah, one is correct.
Speaker 5 (05:02):
Why would that R be there? I love this.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Weddiness day. Nobody says wedness day. Yeah, fran chip French.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Okay, nobody says that's a weird one.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Stress a realtor. It is always realtor.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Oh yes, it's real to her.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
No, a not real at realtor. Okay, Spaghetti pisquetti.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
If you're five.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
They're doing it to be.
Speaker 6 (05:34):
Pacific specific. Yeah, that's another one. People, Oh I need
a pacific example. No you don't, not a specific example example.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Well, that's gonna do it for Jenny's been on rebit'st
by Mary and Jane.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I love it. That was fun, Jenny, Thank you. You
need to grow up if you still eat boneless wings.
Speaker 5 (05:51):
Boneless wings are such a kid thing. Shut up, grow up, man.
They're literally literally eating chicken nuggets as a grown man.
Speaker 6 (05:59):
Oh yeah, no, chicken nuggets are cool, but like chicken
nuggts or chicken nuggets, eat wings the way that God
intended them with the bone in.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
You know, I love that one because you do have
a point.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
I when I get buffalo wild wings, I get a combo,
I get some boneless, and I get some traditional wings.
But you're right, you're really just eating a chicken McNugget.
I mean, what's nothing wrong with a chicken McNugget either, Yeah,
nothing wrong with it at all.
Speaker 6 (06:26):
But just just if you're gonna get a chicken nugget, get.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
A chicken McNugget.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
But if you're gonna go to b Dubs, get actual
wings on the bone.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Is it because they taste better? What do you mean
by that?
Speaker 6 (06:35):
I think the one of the pleasantries of eating wings
is how messy you get, Like it's a You go
to eat what like barbecue, right to get messy and stuff.
You don't do that with boneless because you just stick
your fork in it and pop it in your mouth.
Now uses a fork with boneless A lot of people
They give you purpose.
Speaker 3 (06:52):
So that you can dip it in your sauce and
get it.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
All over the do with your fingers? Are you kidding me?
Not uses a fork to eat? Do you use a
fork to eat pizza?
Speaker 5 (07:00):
Sometimes that's different.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
You hold it, you point.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
God created pizzas with a point on the end, but
it's so you can stick it right in your mouth hole.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
So interesting because actually a pizza is circular.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Yeah, but God created the pizza slicer. God created radius
in the diameter of a pizza for you to slice
and get it into six or eight pieces, stick it
point first in your mouth.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
That's proof there's a God.
Speaker 7 (07:25):
Going back to Van's point about the doless wings, so
the one reason I would get boneless wings over bone
in wings is consistency. So I feel like boneless wings
always taste the same. And me and my mom are
huge like wings snobs, and we usually get bone in wings.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
But you can never guarantee they're the way that you
want them to be done.
Speaker 6 (07:46):
I think that's one of the pleasantries. You never know
what you're gonna get when you're at a pleasant risk.
When you're at a super Bowl party, what there's football,
there's beer, and there's wings. It's not football beer and
popcorn chicken, which is essentially.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
It is, but that's not what you have at your
little parties.
Speaker 7 (08:03):
I just I understand getting boneless wings, and I have
gotten boneless wings because they're always consistently the same.
Speaker 4 (08:09):
Well, they're so easy to just like just throw them
in your mouth.
Speaker 7 (08:12):
Right, Also, you don't want to get messy, Like, what
if you're on a date. What if you're on a
date and you don't want, like, you know, buffalo.
Speaker 6 (08:18):
Wings, but order something else. You shouldn't be taking your
first date to buffalo wings.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
What if you're going to a wing's only place you
have no other choice?
Speaker 6 (08:25):
No, then you should have a better idea of where
to take somebody for a first date where you're not
gonna get messy.
Speaker 5 (08:29):
You're not gonna go to a barbecue on a first date.
Speaker 7 (08:30):
I don't have a choice. What if it's not chosen
for me? What if I'm not choosing a lot of people?
In text message, I said, if.
Speaker 6 (08:37):
You you need to grow up, if you eat boneless wings,
just be a man or a grown woman and eat
regular wings the way God intended.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
Somebody said, yes, I used to.
Speaker 6 (08:45):
I used to fork to eat boneless wings because Dave
said that was acid nine.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
And sometimes use a fork to eat pizza. That's strange.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
You know, if sometimes you want to fork with pizza
is more accessible than a fork with boneless wings.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
I think it.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Depends on the pizza too, because like a deep dish pizza,
you like have to almost eat.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Just like behold I can.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I could admit when I was r when I IF
I if I was, I was mistake, I was, mister,
but what but I like that one. That was one
of your best ones in a while. You because you're
not wrong. You should eat wings with the bone in.
Somebody texted, I love this point. They said, it's like
eating ribs with no bone like in the rib.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
Which is why, because you've got to enjoy the thing.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
The only thing is is the flats when you have wings,
they are a little bit too much worse.
Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh I love flats.
Speaker 4 (09:35):
Do you you prefer those over the drummings?
Speaker 7 (09:37):
I think the chicken taste better on the flat. And
again with your consistency, it's like consistently the whole thing
versus a drumm He has the weird end that's like fatty,
and there's like, I don't like it.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
I'm going to retire after today. Somebody else it's the
best of the pot. Ever I can't. I've reached my peak.
By guys, this is.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
It bone in wings only. Boneless wings should not even
be called wings. They're chopped up chunks of chicken breast,
not even from the wing. Okay, Vaunt retires today. Thank
you vont for being on the show. Bring Back Drake.
Speaker 7 (10:11):
I haven't asked a stupid question in a while, so
here is a stupid question, but it's actually going.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
To give me some insight into you as a person.
What are your most used emojis? When do you use them?
And why?
Speaker 7 (10:24):
Dave think about your most head you have. Okay, you're
going to give me three Okay, okay, three most used emojis?
Speaker 3 (10:30):
When do you use them? And why?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Always the happy smiley face, just the basic happy.
Speaker 7 (10:36):
Smiley face, open eyes, happy smiley face.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
Absolutely open eyes, happy smiley face. Yeah, that's number one.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
Yeah, let me look and see if I have a
history here and maybe I can tell.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Open up like your text, you can go click the.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
The heart and the heart like I'll say, like Alison,
I'll see you this weekend with a heart emoji.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
And then probably the paw prints because like pop, I
do text a lot about my dog Bernie and you
use the pop I use the poprint emoji quite.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Often, yes, said no one. Sometimes the winky face.
Speaker 3 (11:06):
Okay, when you're feeling like frisky.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Like if I text my friend, for example, Nate and
I trade wordle scores in the morning, and if like, well,
you're an idiot, and then in the wink face yeah, interesting,
and then and then the eight plant emoji. Oh, because
you know that's what guys do to each guys to
insult each other.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, Jenny, what are your most used emojis?
And why do you use them?
Speaker 1 (11:29):
And went, So I use the laugh cry emoji all
the time, just because you're a millennial. Yeah, and I
think I'm like joking around with people a lot. So
that's my number one. My next one is probably the
girl emoji where she's got both hands up to the
side like I don't know, yeah, and then I'm looking
at mine right now. My other most used one currently
(11:50):
is the two hands up in the air that looks
like you're praising the lord.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
H Yes, you know that one.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You're the only person I know who uses that one.
Speaker 9 (11:56):
But I'm I.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Appreciate that quite a bit. I know I sent that
like yesterday. They're in a text, So those are my
most used ones. I think, I don't know, I'm usually
like goofing around in text message, but I also don't
like to text very often, so I don't You're not
going to get much for me anyways, that's true.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I can verify that.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
I know, find what are your most used to emojis
and when and why do you use that?
Speaker 6 (12:18):
Sure, I've got the laughing emoji, like the regular laughing emoji,
just because I laugh at people, not the laugh cry. No,
it's just the regular laugh. Some people don't deserve a
laugh cry. Okay, I gotta be honest. The second one
is the balloon emoji, and the reason is because when
I text my dad, I call him Pop, so I'll
send him a balloon because balloon's pop. And because he
calls me Boom, which my grandma calls me no clue why,
(12:38):
he'll send me the explosion emoji back.
Speaker 5 (12:40):
So we do that. I send the balloon for Pop,
he sends the boom for Boom.
Speaker 3 (12:44):
That's cute.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
Yeah, it's a little thing.
Speaker 6 (12:46):
And then I have the eyes emojis, the wide eyes
because if let's just say, Dave text me it was
like did you hear what happened at the office today,
I'll send the eyes back because it's me being nosy,
like what tell me?
Speaker 4 (12:57):
And I do that a lot.
Speaker 7 (12:58):
Okay, I like that all of us to have different ones,
because my top three are the prayer hands, and I'll
use those if I say like thank you so much,
or like you're a blessing or whatever, and it's usually
because I'm doing a bit so prayer hands, the side
eyes where it's just the two eyes that are looking
to the side, and that's when I'm being shady. And
then like the like interchangeable melting face clown face hands
(13:20):
smacked to the front of the face, Like those three
just means like I'm an idiot.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
Or I feel stupid, or this.
Speaker 7 (13:28):
Is riduculous, what's going on that I'm texting you about.
So I'll do like melting face like haha, can you
believe it? M Yeah, So those are my three. We're
all different people.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Look at us.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
We'll text in your three favorite emojis. Go ahead and Texas,
why not just for fun, go ahead and show off
your three favorite emojis.
Speaker 7 (13:43):
I know someone did text in saying the prayer hands
are actually high fives.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I refuse to live in that world.
Speaker 7 (13:49):
Yeah. Some different apps, like when you select emojis, it
actually animates them a little bit, and it animates them.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Like high fiveing.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
I never knew that.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
No, they're prayer hands and that's the hell I'm going
to die on.
Speaker 4 (14:00):
Okay, So you.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Know, when you make bad decisions, you'll say something.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Stupid before it, like life is short.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
So there's a thread on Reddit right now people being like,
aside from life is short, what other lines do you
use before making bad decisions? My line is do it
for the plot. It's for the plot, baby, that's my line.
Speaker 3 (14:21):
But if you.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
Guys have one, I would love to hear yours. I'll
read some of these in case you need some inspiration.
I deserve this. Yeah, you're gonna go spend a bunch
of money. I deserve this. How about it's fine, It'll
all be fine.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
That's another one. It could all end tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
Might as well as jump off this cliff attached to
a bungee. It could all end tomorrow. Why not hold
my beer? My beer is another good one. Money will
always come back, But experiences.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Something you would say that?
Speaker 1 (14:56):
That is something I would say, because I am all
about experiences versus buying material things.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Another one is I'm here for a good time, not
a long time.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
Oh I like that one.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Yeah, these are lines that.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
You say before making bad decisions. Have you guys thought
of one that you say?
Speaker 7 (15:13):
Back in the day, I used to say yolo a
lot un ironically, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
You only live.
Speaker 7 (15:18):
Once, so but I would specifically say yolo, and then
I don't know, drink like seventeen pina coladas.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Yeah, Yolo, baby, Yeah, Yolo's my go to.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
When we went to go see a nine to thirty
showing of a movie on a school night, like two
days ago, I was like, you know what, Yolo, that's true,
what happened.
Speaker 7 (15:34):
I will say in those situations. I also say I
can sleep when I'm dead. I'll say that whole other
one good one too, like oh, fringe show, this goes
until eleven pm, I can sleep when I'm dead.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Dave, When you used to make bad decisions, now you're
like a responsible adult born.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
What would you say?
Speaker 4 (15:49):
You got to risk it for the biscuit.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
Yeah, okay, you got to risk it for the biscuit
a lot.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:55):
A few more is if I die, I die, If
I die, I die, if he dies.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Step around and find out is a good one. It
is what it is the people say before making bad decisions.
Speaker 7 (16:08):
A couple text one says when in Rome, Yes, or
I love that one. Or I've spent more on this
than stupider things. Wait more than this on stupider things, right,
or it'll buff out.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
This one is We're all on a tiny rock floating
in an infinite universe, so absolutely nothing matters that much.
Speaker 3 (16:26):
Tony Textan saying this is my heiress tour. I love
that this person said it. We ball.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
Oh yes, that's when I say all the time too.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
Or if you're scared, go to church, got harder, go home.
My middle name is danger.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
A couple more worse things have happened, lots of doing
for the plot ones.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
Tomorrow isn't promised. Bad decisions. Make them now because you
know tomorrow it isn't.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Probably true, true, very true.
Speaker 3 (16:57):
Last one all gas, no breaks, baby.
Speaker 5 (17:01):
I think that one's cringe. I've heard people say, and
I'm like, okay.
Speaker 3 (17:06):
So there you go.
Speaker 1 (17:06):
Make some bad decisions today. Use those lines before you
do it.
Speaker 4 (17:09):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
He's red.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
It's brought to you by Mary and Jane. I think
there's one phone call that like it's coming through pretty.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
Hot right now? Oh I did I did hear the
phone ringing?
Speaker 10 (17:18):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (17:19):
Okay, you want me to get that phone call. Iad okay,
let me grab that phone call Katie.
Speaker 10 (17:27):
W b oh, hey Dad, it's me. You're shine.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
That That where Bailey calls in and pretend she's my
dog Bernie.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
I haven't heard from Bernie, and I'll play along.
Speaker 4 (17:40):
Man, he's been busy. What's up?
Speaker 10 (17:42):
Burn time time? Yeah, I'm excited to do that provision.
It's like Hinge or Tinder, but in real life.
Speaker 4 (17:54):
There's a lot of dogs out there.
Speaker 10 (17:55):
Again, walk up. I need to be groomed before we
go out it. Yeah, I want a little bandanna to
war big just love a little outfit.
Speaker 4 (18:10):
I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
That they love a little outfit. So you want to
be groomed to get a bandana?
Speaker 10 (18:14):
And I write, Jenny, Yeah right, I just love.
Speaker 9 (18:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (18:20):
There's no pets allowed at the No, no pets. No,
don't worry. I already wrote extremely worded letter to the
governor to or my grieving third. I have to get
in Sumroy.
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Okay, so another another way, Okay.
Speaker 10 (18:35):
So here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking, Either reschedule me
for the condos removal at the pet surgeries.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Okay, there's that.
Speaker 10 (18:45):
Or I walk into the front door with sunglasses and
a puncher.
Speaker 4 (18:51):
On the eyebrowsers, the big fake nose.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
That's a good you going to be like standing on your.
Speaker 10 (18:55):
Hind legs then you know something like that, not past
the concher. Okay, I got doesn't If Bud can learn
to play basketball and join the NBA, I can pass
as a darky Minnesotan. You wrong, Yeah, a big out
of that princess butterscope. Yeah, well, it's definitely a step
(19:19):
from eating my own cracks from the back yard.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
You don't do that. It's not good for your stomach.
Speaker 10 (19:26):
My shooting to breeze, go throw what their laboratory cheese too.
Speaker 4 (19:36):
No, I'm sorry. We got to go through the nice day.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
I'm excited. I hope Bernie gets in. I would love
to see him.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
It's fair.
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3 (19:46):
That appendix surgery, that's a pretty extreme way to get in.
Speaker 1 (19:50):
But you guys do what you gotta do to get
You got to do, buddy,
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