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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The dating apps didn't chu Hinge just lay off or
or Bumble just laid off like two hundred and fifty
people because people are just tired of the dating apps
and they just don't work the way they hope they should.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
That.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
But also there's so many dating apps out there.
Speaker 3 (00:14):
I get my Instagram ads are like go to dual
meet or I don't even know there's so many apps
out there.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now, I know you love Grinder.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I don't know why you continue to do this.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
You likes Sniff, that's his favorite?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
That is that an actual app? Are you looking it up? Sniff?
Speaker 3 (00:30):
It's got to be something for dogs though, like have
your dog make a friend?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Sniff? It's yeah, it's a it is it's an app?
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Is it a? Dating apps can refer to different dating apps,
primarily for gay and LGBTQ plus community.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Yeah, you love Sniff.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
I don't know why you continue to do this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Okay, fine, I know whatever.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
I know from what I've heard, because you can literally
see if someone's ten feet away from you, Like I
know servers that would go on Grinder during their shift
and be like this man over here is on Grinder.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
He's out with his wife. Oh wow, are you serious.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
I have a friend who has it too, and he's
just like, does anybody want to look at some peen
right now? And we're like, not really, yeah, but conversation.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
But anyway, So there's so many dating apps out there,
and I know that Bailey and I are the only
one single on the show.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
But I thought, I'm going to put into.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Chat GBT our Instagram profiles and just see what chat
GBT thinks of us and what we should have, oh,
your dating profile. So it came up with a quick
little antidote that you'd put in your dating profile if you.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Were on the apps.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
Okay, so here's what they said about me. Now, I
want you to keep in mind, I took a screenshot
of your most recent Instagram posts, so it's very much
like if you were heavy on something, it's going to
talk about that.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
So mine was Iceland.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Okay, So mine says part time adventure, full time goofball,
I hike up volcanos for fun, hang out with puffins
like they owe me money, and once painted a room
without crying. So yeah, I'm basically thriving. If you're looking
for someone who can out silly your dad jokes and
still beat you up a mountain in style.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Congratulations you found her.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
My ideal date a spontaneous road trip where we pretended
be travel influencers and argue who gets.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
The ox who gets what.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The ox cord to play. I'm fluent in sarcasm, fueled
by snacks, and believe life's too short not to dance
in front of waterfalls or wear hats with matching hats
with strangers. There must have been a futal Lecester. No, why
bride if you're into chaotic, good energy and someone who
might leave you for a hot spring, but we'll always
come back with snacks. So that is my dating profile,
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according to Chad Gpt in my most recent Instagram posts.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I feel like that was pretty accurate.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Off yet too far off, just like the mention of
puffins was a little extra. But okay, we'll go to
Bailey next, all right. I am a part time radio
queen but full time chaos coordinator. I'm the kind of
girl who will convince you to pose with a giant
inflatable panda, then immediately drag you to Costco for samples
in a photo shoot by the Rotisserie Chicken. I have
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main character energies. I love mirror selfies with vintage lighting,
and I'm suspiciously impressive, and I have a suspiciously impressive
ability to locate the nearest Margarita machine at any events.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Nice.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Sorry, I run on iced coffee, girl gang group texts
and the thrill of a well timed OMG stop.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
If you like oh stop, I don't really know what
that means.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
If you like a woman who can rock a floral
dress while debating which karaoke song will set the bar
on fire, you might be the human golden retriever I've
been manifesting bonus points if you own a dog, a
denim jacket, or a Costco membership.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Okay, I don't even that great. I feel like mine was.
She does not sound like a person i'd want to
be friends with.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
She, So.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
You're a full time chaoso.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Like, all right, let's see what karaoke song's gonna light
up this bar?
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Not me at all.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Next up, this is Vont. I've put his Instagram profile
into chatchipt. This is what it says he should have
in his dating profile. Hey, I'm Vont, podcaster, comedian, and
proud Costco enthusiasts, just trying to live, laugh, and go
viral before ten am. I live somewhere between the produce
isle and your for you page, and I'm always down
for deep compos dumb jokes, and.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Dogs who understand personal.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Space better than some people I've dated. I'm forty five
percent eyebrows, fifty five percent main character energy, and one
one hundred percent likely to turn our awkward first aid
into a hilarious storytime video. If you can handle being
lightly roasted and highly cherished, we'll get along just fine.
I believe in strong coffee, stronger Wi Fi, and calling
out people who leave a full cart in the self
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checkout lane.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I'll show up.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
For you the way I show up for Pride parades,
and I promise to gas you up in the comments
like it's my full time job. Bonus points if you
laugh at my jokes or at least pretend to. I
film a real about our future imaginary dog named Pickles.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Let's make each other laugh until it's weird. There's okay,
it sounds good. It's a good sales pitch, produce isl
and the FYP. I think that's that's pretty accurate.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
The only thing I didn't agree with was the forty
percent eyebrows for whatever reason, I feel like that's more Dave.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
And then the coup I went to Hosco one time
with Bailey.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
I know. See that's the saying is like, it was
just your recent stuff, so you both.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Have so it looks at your Instagram, It looks at
your pictures, analyzes them and turns it into a dating profile. Okay,
gotcha this unchat GA.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
All I did was I took a screenshot of each
of our Instagram profiles of the recent post, and I said,
write up a two paragraph dating profile for this person.
And then usually they give up something that's like really
boring and like bland and just like straightforward, and I
was like, make it funny, Okay, so then I added
that in.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Okay, so this is for Dave.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Dave, what do you think is going to be a
highlight in yours according to what you've recently posted on Instagram?
Speaker 1 (05:52):
A dog?
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Yes, yes, okay, So this is the days my dog says,
I'm a solid ten and honestly, he has great taste.
I play the ukulele on ironically post food that looks
like a cafeteria tray from nineteen ninety seven and still
managed to win most Likely to be caught singing in
public five years running. If you're into guys who run
five k's for the T shirt and know the best
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couch nap positions.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yes I'm your guy.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I've got dad jokes for days, a closet full of
questionable graphic te's, and a deep emotional connection to my
coffee mug. I believe love is real, but so is
my love for dogs in flannel l.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Well, it's because you had that picture.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I think the first picture of Bernie was in that
flannel jacket. Yeah, okay, let's eat oddly divided meals together,
laugh at how uncoordinated we are in workout videos, and
argue over which side of the couch the dog gets
Bonus points if you laugh at your own jokes, because
I definitely do you bad.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
That's actually pretty accurate. I thought it was pretty good.
So there's what.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Do you call What do you call a person with
no body and just a o's nobody knows you're gonna
use it? What do you call a person with nobody
and just a nose? Nobody knows you're gonna use it.