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Speaker 1 (00:00):
For one of our favorite segments of the week. It
is no phone screener Friday. We're gonna mix it up
this week. Jenny's gonna take all the phone calls this week. Okay,
no phone screen on Friday. You call us at sixty
five one nine eight nine KDBB. I'm gonna sit over
here and just watch the action unfold. One of my
favorite bits of the week. You get to call to
be on the radio to say whatever you want, ask
a question, make a comment, complain about traffic, something about
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the State Fair, whatever is on your mind. You get
to be on KDWB. My god, you've never been on KTWB.
You get to be on KDWB right now. We have
a couple of rules. There's no swearing, that's obvious. You're
not allowed to do birthday shoutouts or anything like that,
because we do shout outs at other times. We love
doing them. But no shout outs, and no plugging your event,
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your garage sale, your farmer's market, or your community, the
theater production of Fiddler on the Roof. If you do
any violations, you will hear this sound and immediately be disconnected.
You also have to be at least sixteen years old. Yes,
the phones are already lazy, Jenny, I got them for you.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Hello, it's Jenny in the morning, Zoo. What's your name?
It's Jana, Oh girl, first call of the day. What's
going on Onnita?
Speaker 3 (01:11):
What's up? So I will see you guys tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Yes, that's the fair.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
And I have a question. So when you, for either
of you, when you pull your when you get home
and you go in the garage, do you back in
or pull in?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Always pull in?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
No, I back in, and they make fun of it,
make fun of me.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Here for it.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, I always back into my garage. But that's the
only place.
Speaker 6 (01:35):
I don't have a garage.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Well, but so you have a parking spot.
Speaker 6 (01:38):
Yeah, I pull in to the parking spot. I never
back in anything.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I don't either know. It's too much trouble. You back in,
don't you?
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
And my husband told me that he hears that women
that backed their.
Speaker 7 (01:49):
Cars in are crazy.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Is he's trying to tell me something?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, I said, serial killers?
Speaker 6 (01:53):
Serial killers? Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
I feel like it's a safety thing or like a
convenience thing, Like I have enough time to pull my
car into the garage, but if I'm trying to leave
for somewhere. A lot of times I'm running out the door,
so it's easier to just pull right out of the
garage instead of in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
True, what if you got to go to the bathroom.
I mean, you're racing home because you've got to go
to the bathroom really bad. Are you going to take
your time to back in then, Juanita.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
No, I leave leaving the driveway.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
Gosha lead it running, she runs out. See you tomorrow, Yeah,
well see tomorrow. Hello, you're on no phone screen for Friday.
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Michael?
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Michael? What's going on today?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
So one question for Dave. I know the time has
come up pretty soon. Want to kind of know where
you're leaning or how you're.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Leaning twenty twenty six.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Are you leaning.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Towards wanting to renew your contract or are you leaning
towards want to go a different directions.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I'll be really honest with you. I've been here for
thirty two years. Thirty two years legendary. That is a
long time. Long time. It is a long time to
spend doing any one thing, whether you work at like
you know, Target, or whether you work at Cargill or
the factory or whatever. It is a long time, and
there's a lot of things that I still want to
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do with more than one week at a time off.
I've never in my entire adult life gotten more than
one week off, except one time when it went to
boy scout camp for two weeks and I came back
and the boss said, You're never allowed to take two
weeks off ever again. So there's that. But at the
same time, I love this. I love the people who listen,
I love the people that I work with. So I'm
really I'm kind of on the fence, honestly.
Speaker 8 (03:25):
Got it fifty fifty or sixty forty, Like, if you have.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
To put a number it, it depends on the day.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
Put a number on a day.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
We have them at least for like the first half
of twenty twenty six, because this contract doesn't end until then.
Well I guess you can leave at any point. It's
not like you have to stay through your contract. But
as far as I know, we have them until at
least May of twenty twenty seven into May.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah next year, yeah, perfect, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:49):
Michael.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
Michael's like writing it down calling in April again, Morning Show.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Hello, what's your name? You're on no phone, scrinner Fried.
My name is Aiden, Aiden, what do you want to
talk about?
Speaker 8 (04:04):
So one of my favorite hobbies is solving Rubik's cubes
as fast as possible.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Slay great hobby.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Okay, So I.
Speaker 8 (04:14):
Was just calling to ask for good luck because I
actually have, I believe, my fourth competition ever. What they
do today, tomorrow and Sunday. It's a three day competition.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
They do competition. Yeah, what's your best time?
Speaker 8 (04:32):
Eight seconds? My best time at a competition so far
as ten point nine seconds.
Speaker 6 (04:40):
Party, I would just take one everywhere.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
What is what is the technique? Because I could never
solve a Rubics cube until I read the solution and
memorized it. Can you describe the technique? Aiden?
Speaker 8 (04:52):
It's complicated. There's like so many different techniques. It's just
you got to pick one and learn it.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Good luck? That is super cool. What's the what's the
world record for solving a totally scrambled cube?
Speaker 8 (05:07):
So just recently the world record got broken by a
seven year old from China three seconds, Louise.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Amazing.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
So you get a chance, they let you look at
it for how long do you get to look at
it before they.
Speaker 8 (05:20):
Go go fifteen seconds you get to look at it,
although normally people don't actually use that much time.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Man, I was crazy.
Speaker 5 (05:29):
You're giving it?
Speaker 1 (05:30):
What a what an astounding.
Speaker 6 (05:32):
Skill to happen every time someone does it. I think
like that's kind of hot.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
That sound you made it as you doing the cube?
Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, jopp job, that's exactly what it sounds like.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Good luck. Yeah, Hey, gonna give a couple of quick
shout outs. Arthur celebrated his eighth birthday on Sunday, and
for his seventh, he wanted to meet the Dave Ryan
Show and he did it Smash Park and was able
to hang out with Jenny's so awesome thing. Thank you. Also,
Happy thirty fourth birthday to Jake. Continuing on Jenny, Hello,
you're on no phone?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Scoinner Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 8 (06:03):
Nicole?
Speaker 2 (06:04):
Nicole? What do you want to talk about today? I
just want to say.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
That I love you guys.
Speaker 7 (06:08):
My husband driving a car work.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
And you guys, if you had to rank everyone on
the show, how would you rank everyone? Who's your favorite
across the board?
Speaker 6 (06:22):
My husband's Dave. That makes sound?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Yeah, yeah, I'm a bros bro.
Speaker 6 (06:28):
Yeah, you're guys. Guy, totally about town Rose Bro. That's
how you know he's not because you don't.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
I'm a rose Bro, a girls guy.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Or man want to be me? Women want to be
with me? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (06:43):
Is that what they saidy years ago?
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Maybe I don't know about who's laughing? Are you laughing?
Shut up?
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Nicol's like that's hilarious.
Speaker 5 (06:52):
Tomorrow, you guys, my husband will only be talking to
David rose Bro.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Hellout your next up for no phone screen or Friday?
What's your name?
Speaker 7 (07:03):
April?
Speaker 2 (07:03):
April? Tell us something fun today?
Speaker 4 (07:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
So I don't know if David is doing the New
New York Times game the Pips one.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, I'll tell him more. He's interesting.
Speaker 7 (07:17):
It's dominoes, and there's three different levels. There's an easy,
medium and hard, and I'm just I'm not figuring it out.
Like I can get the easy and the medium, but
I have not been able to solve the heart because
it's not It's dominoes, but you're not putting them in
numerical order like.
Speaker 4 (07:33):
If you were playing.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
OK, I gotta try that. I do play. I play wordle,
connections and strands in that order every morning. Connections today
was stupid and ridiculous. I made wrong guesses just to
get the answer. Did you solve connections today?
Speaker 3 (07:48):
I did?
Speaker 1 (07:49):
Well, You're amazing. I will check out Pips Pips. Thank you.
April Face.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Were rolling on no phone screen for Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Day from White Bear?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Day from White Bear. What do you want to talk about?
Speaker 8 (08:07):
Well?
Speaker 1 (08:07):
I have to correct you, Jenny about what you called
it the passing lane?
Speaker 3 (08:12):
Are the fast lane? It is not.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
It is a passing lane.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh well, I'm always driving fast in it, so to me,
it's the fast lane.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Get out of my way.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
So I will change that and call it the passing
lane from now on.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
I just want to say that you guys are awesome.
Speaker 8 (08:28):
I love you guys, and I get made fun of
by my.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Girlfriend all the time because I always bring you guys up.
I don't know who these people are.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
What's your girlfriend's name, Brandy? Brandy? We are pretty much
the coolest people you'll ever meet you entire life. So Brandy,
you should get to know us and listen to us
on the iHeartRadio app, which is free.
Speaker 5 (08:48):
Yeah this free never sounded so good. It never did.
Boom boom boom boom.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
All right, thanks for calling Day from White Bear. Hello,
you're on no phone screen for Friday. What's your name? Hi,
it's cam Kim.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
What would you like to talk about?
Speaker 2 (09:00):
Pallet?
Speaker 4 (09:01):
I want it first. I want to say I love
you guys.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
We love you bad.
Speaker 4 (09:06):
I've been listening to y'all for thirty years. Wow, and
me and my husband got married on Valentine's Day, but
due to the big snowstorm, we couldn't really have a reception.
So we're having one next Saturday, and we would like
to invite all of you guys and your spouses because
we love you.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Oh that is very sweete Bailey probably will show up.
I'll be Oh, you'd be the fair.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I'm gonna be in Colorado, so I'm also going out
in my camper van next weekend.
Speaker 5 (09:36):
Yeah, I've got nothing to do. Send the invite, you know.
Let's will be first, right, I will.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
It's It's at Lorraine Park in inver Grove Heights.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
Okay, good time.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
Don't say no detail because one Nita and Charlie and
and everybody that listens are going to show up and
crash your reception.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
No, don't say a DM me or textas I'll come.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
I'll be there.
Speaker 4 (09:58):
I'll tek you.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
Love you guys, Love you.
Speaker 5 (10:00):
Thanks, Cam, I'm an idiot.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hello, you had no phones? Are gonna Friday? What's your name? Elizabeth?
Do you want to turn your radio down? In the background,
I can hear myself talking. I did.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
I just did.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, Elizabeth, what are you gonna talk about?
Speaker 8 (10:16):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
Good morning.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
I just want to say I've been listening to the
show for so long.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I love all of you guys.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
But I have a first question for Jenny.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Yeah, what's up?
Speaker 4 (10:25):
Yeah, Jenny, I think I heard one day you did
that you think you can counter top?
Speaker 8 (10:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yes, I did. I redid my kitchen countertops yep.
Speaker 4 (10:36):
Yeah, So I want us to know what kind of
pants you used, because I'm trying to do the same thing.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Oh okay, So I use this like Marble epoxy kit
that you can get off of Amazon. I can post
it on my Instagram stories too, if you want to
see it linked. But yeah, if you just like look
up Marble epoxy kit on Amazon, you can get the
sent right to your door. And it's it's pretty simple. Honestly,
you paint over yours and then you put this you
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marble it. So you got to have a little creativity
to you. Honestly, I don't, and it turn out fine,
and then you put a POxy on top, so it's
pretty easy. It's a few days at a time because
you have to do like one step at a time.
But yeah, it turned out really well and I love
my countertops. Yeah it looks good.
Speaker 3 (11:14):
Oh, thank you so much. I love you guys.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I know you're on no phone scriter Friday.
Speaker 6 (11:22):
What's your name?
Speaker 4 (11:23):
Really?
Speaker 7 (11:24):
I just wanted to say hi to Dave and Vaughn?
Speaker 5 (11:27):
Oh all right, Hi, what are you up to this morning?
Speaker 6 (11:32):
I'm going to the one jam New Hope.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
YMCA is so dope. That's why I learned to swim.
And what do you do when you go?
Speaker 7 (11:41):
Am I going.
Speaker 6 (11:43):
A lot?
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I'm letting you speak right now. However, we normally would
have given you the hockey cor because they do sound
like you're under sixteen years old. But I felt like
you're the first kid in a while that's come through,
so we allowed you to say hello to Dave and Font,
but not me and Baim.
Speaker 1 (12:01):
There's no time for that.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
All right, bros over here, you know they got to
talk to.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
Hi.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
You're a new phone screen on Friday. What's your name?
Speaker 8 (12:11):
Alsome?
Speaker 2 (12:12):
What is it?
Speaker 4 (12:14):
An inmate at the Minnesota Department of Corrections, Rush City
Correctional Facility to accept this free call.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Press miring to repress free.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Call, hang up. This call is from.
Speaker 4 (12:26):
A correction facility and is subject to monitoring and recording.
Thank you for using GTL.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Hell Hello, Hello, Hi, who's this germ Gero? You're on
the radio? What's up, Guerremo?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
You know, I just wanted to give a shout out
to everybody who's behind the walls.
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay, what what's what's for breakfast today? Guermo? I mean,
what do they? Yeah, I've watched movies and they always
say prison food is horrible. Is that true?
Speaker 3 (12:55):
It's a little worse than hospital food.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Worse than hospital It's not terrible to your standards.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Yes, it depends on what hospital's true. You're right there,
So what's on the docket today? I watch a lot
of priven prison movies where they take an iron bar
with cinder blocks and they put it on the end
and they work out in the yard. Does that happen
in the in the yard?
Speaker 3 (13:17):
No, we barely get yard because we're always short stats.
Speaker 1 (13:20):
So, okay, you play a lot of checkers. I see
a lot of prison movies they play checkers, a lot.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
A lot of chess, chess, chet that.
Speaker 6 (13:28):
Makes you smart?
Speaker 1 (13:30):
Okay? Wow?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
And what is your best game that you like to play?
What are you the best at?
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Dominos?
Speaker 2 (13:39):
Is there is there a time on this phone call?
Are we like wrapping up in like sixty seconds?
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Oh it's a fifte call, but fifteen minutes. I just
wanted to see if anybody wanted to write me, they
could download the JP app and type in my O
I D number two four eight six seven seven. They
hit me up two.
Speaker 2 (13:59):
Four eights six seven seven.
Speaker 6 (14:01):
What's the app?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
JPay? I use it to write my nephew who's also
in prison for one hundred and eighteen years.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
I wonder if they know each other.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, Dailey, you're so naive. I'm gonna say probably No.
My cousins and my nephews in like a super Max
in Canyon City, Colorado.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
So yeah, I gearmo. I don't want to break the rules,
but I feel like you get a special day because
you did get through. Is there anyone you want to
shout out to?
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Just anybody that is still in my life? You know, yeah,
thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
It's a significant other.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
No, I do not. I am single.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Whatever it's called h.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
J Yes, Jpey is like literally J the letter.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
J p A y And Gearmo, how long are you
in there for?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
That's not you don't ask that six years left. I
didn't know whether that was a fair question or not.
Speaker 2 (14:53):
So okay question because we want to know if this
is like pitch are friend right now?
Speaker 6 (14:57):
So I feel like, wow, all right, well.
Speaker 3 (15:02):
Gearmo, try to be on love at the logo? We
got another?
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Is that a show?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Well, you're very charming, Gemo. What would you say that?
Katie w B is like widely popular behind the wall.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
It depends because a lot of people, if they don't
have a TV, they have a radio, so they probably
listen to you.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
All right, well, shout out, thanks, thanks for calling in.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Wow, appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, that is a first. That is a first.
Speaker 6 (15:30):
That was so cool, I mean.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Better than that one. Yeah, let's just wrap it up.