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Speaker 1 (00:03):
This made me giggle when I saw your email. But
let's get Jenna on the phone here for group therapy. Hi, Jenna, Hi,
tell me what's going on with you and the new
relationship and there's a little bit of a hitch.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Yeah, well, first I have to like preface it by saying,
I heard you guys talking yesterday about like like while
you had to sleep on the couch, you know, and
a lot of people you said that it was because
of their partner's gas. Yeah, I have a similar situation.
(00:39):
I have been seeing this girl for a little bit
and the first time I went back to her house,
we like, we made dinner, we laid on the couch,
we made out a little bit. It was fun.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Sure, the next time that we hung out, we ended
up going back into her bedroom and when I walked in,
I swear to god, I thought that maybe there was
like a bitter box or something that smelled really bad.
She forgot to clean it. She doesn't have a cat. No,
(01:09):
it was all her her gas. She was farting.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
So I read this in the email.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So you think that it had soaked into the blankets,
the draperies, the carpet, is soaked into the everything that
was porous, the gas had soaked in and it had
permeated like a giant fart sponge through the room top.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
That's gross.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I swear it was like in the vents.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
I think, what if it was?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Well, no, but here's the thing, it wasn't. Because I
ended up spending the night and I could barely sleep,
not just because of the smell, but because because she
was sparting all night, like it was like the blankets
were levitating like.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Something.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
So what you need to do is you need to
stop being at her house and invite her back to
your place.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But I've been doing that, Like I started saying, my
books just hanging at my place. And first night, guess
what she the exorcism happens. She blows up my bedroom
And when she left, I immediately immediately washed all of
my sheets, my towels, everything, because the bench stays.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
You're pulling down the curtains all this. Poor girl, I
feel bad. I feel bad. How embarrassing she's got to know?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
She must be like.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Lactose and tolerant and keep eating cheese. I guess did you?
Speaker 5 (02:44):
So?
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Your question is on group therapy? How soon should you dumper,
that's the question. No, it's not what that question is. No,
your I think your question is what do you what
do you say? How do you address it?
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (02:57):
I think it's kind of both because like I am
into her, you know, but we haven't like we we're
not serious yet. But I never want to go to
her house anymore, and I have to prepare mentally, emotionally
and physically for her to come back. So it's both
like how long do I wait? And also like how
(03:17):
do I how in fact do I bring it all up?
Because like, how would you want to be told that,
like you you're not your body odor, like your what
your body omits is like almost unbearable. If you didn't
have a great personality, I'd never.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Talk to you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Know, this is actually kind of a serious problem. I've
never really dealt with that myself, But this is kind
of a serious problem because you really like her. But
when you said the blankets were levitating and you had
to watch, did you pull the curtains down off the
curtain rods when she was at your house and wash
them or did just the sheets or did you shampoo?
Did you get zero Reds to come by.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
And get the same.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
I mean I did everything everything I could have done.
I did. Okay, it was like I think at one
point I don't usually use bleach, but I did in
this scenario. So like it's like a murder, you.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Got to get out of there.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
What should she do? I mean, come on, let's be realistic.
What should she do? Should she talk to this woman?
I think if you like her, you gotta talk to her,
And she's probably gonna be like, I know, I don't
know what to do about it, or at the same time,
she may not be aware.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
She might just be used to it.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
She has to know.
Speaker 6 (04:36):
I used to know somebody that had bad body odor,
so this girl probably knows she farts but does not
know how bad it stinks.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
So you do need to say something.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Matt on our YouTube livestream right now said that she
should start slipping gas X into her drinks to combat
the game.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
I don't know, make you like pass gas more, does it?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
I don't know.
Speaker 7 (04:59):
I think I can supposed to help you.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
I hope not.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
Give her some tombs. Maybe just like casually start having
things around your house like tombs and and be like, hey,
you know, if.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
You ever need Okay, what do you think let us know. Hey,
keep your radio on and we'll have some ideas for
you from somebody else who's maybe been in the same city.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
But that is, you know what, you like.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Her and you don't want to hurt her feelings, but
you'll also if you like her and you want to
be around her. But this makes it really difficult. It's
not like you can say, God, do you know what
you really? You must have just come from the gym.
You need to take a shower. Is something a shower
ain't gonna get rid of it?
Speaker 4 (05:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (05:38):
This text says this could be a medical issue that
needs to be addressed by a doctor.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
She should bring it up tactfully.
Speaker 5 (05:43):
But I think that's the problem is how do you
bring that up techtfully? Like Hello, let's sit down and
I'm going to hold your hand when I say this,
your farts smell?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
What do they do if you're if you're a corner,
don't they put like the like vixed vapor rub under
their nose? This is what I think you should do.
Put vix vapor rub under your knows whenever you come over.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What kind of way is that to like live?
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Yeah, okay, I like her.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I want this to last but I can't have it
last if like I can't breathe. Also, how do I
bring her around my family?
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Here'side, don't let her go in the house. Jenna, keep
your radio on. We'll have some answers for you.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
Okay, thank you, thank.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
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Speaker 2 (06:33):
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Yeah.
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go do that right now. Let's get in the phone
here for group therapy. What do you got? What are
some of the responses for Jenna with her party girlfriend?
Speaker 5 (07:51):
This tech says, I think the only solution is to
disappear like a fart in the wind.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
She likes her, I know she likes her.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Yeah. I think it's people are thinking that it's some
kind of medical issue that she needs to go to
the doctor for. But if she doesn't, I mean sometimes
it's you think, Okay, this is just how I am,
and it doesn't occur to you that you should probably
go to the doctor for something.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
So it's just bringing it up. That is good.
Speaker 5 (08:14):
Going to be the hard part. This person says that
she's probably embarrassed. I cannot control it. I take bino
and gas x social ga sex does hope.
Speaker 7 (08:23):
Okay, so she's probably so immune to her own smell
she doesn't even smell it anymore.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
But I feel like, if you know that it's an issue,
you kind of have to make that known. And especially
if we're sleeping in the same bed. Yeah, it's like
if I have a kicking thing, like if I kick
rambunctiously while I'm sleeping, we're sleeping in the same bed,
you kind of do have to tell.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Me that, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
But I do think that it's probably one of those
things that she's had this problem since she was like
ten years old or whatever. That's just normal to her. Right, Yeah,
there's somebody in the phone here. Brianna so Jenna called
in says she likes her new girlfriend. She walked into
her bedroom for the first time to hook up, and
she said there was this stank that permeated everything from
the drapes to the carpet to the pillows, and that's
(09:05):
so now she invited her her house. Then she blew
up her house. She said the blankets were levitating, which
made me smile. Brianna, what would you what advice would
you give to her?
Speaker 4 (09:14):
Hey, y'all, I would like to tell her that if
she's planning on leaving this woman, I personally would not
bring up how bad she smells, just because I feel
like if you're going to bring up a situation like that,
it's going to make her more self conscious. And I
feel like a lifelong partner who's willing to stay through
it should bring it up.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
I think that she should bring it up, because you
know what I was going to ask her. I didn't
want to get too personal and seem like a jerk,
but I was going to say, how long has it
been since you met somebody that you like this much?
And if it's been a long time since you met
somebody that you like this much, try to work it out.
Because relationships where you really like the person, I think
the rule is if you have fun wherever you go
(09:52):
with them, then that's a good relationship. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Yeah, even if they're party, even if they're funny.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Someone sexed in and said, ask her how many people
she's murdered with that tear gas.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Light?
Speaker 2 (10:07):
Love People who listen to the show. Yeah, what do
you do in public?
Speaker 6 (10:11):
And when you go to regular work or the library
or fast food places, you just kill everybody that's nearby
with the stench too.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
I keep I want to ask Jenny more about this,
because Jenny is the fartiest DJ.
Speaker 7 (10:24):
The gas bubbles, I have actually gas bubbles. My doctor
told me told me that, and my mother when I
was a child.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Means yeah, do Andrew? What does that mean?
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Does Andrew ever have to boil the sheets after a
weekend together or what?
Speaker 7 (10:38):
He's become a little immune to it, but you know,
he'll be downstairs playing video games. I'll be going to
bed and he'll come upstairs, and he knows when I've
had a bad night because he gets.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Hit by a brick wall of stench.
Speaker 7 (10:48):
I have issues, and I have no problem admitting it,
because you know what, not all of us can have
a healthy gut. I do not.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
You're not built for it. You're not built for a
healthy gut.
Speaker 7 (10:57):
So, but I wouldn't say that it's so bad that
it lingers past the like few minutes after it happens.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'm going to buy you some gas ex for your
birthday in a couple of months, that's fine. I'll take it.
Or air freshness for your tamper cork. You just get
a cork and stuff it up there.
Speaker 5 (11:12):
We can that.
Speaker 7 (11:13):
I'll just be bloated as can be. My stomach will
just be like better out than in.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I say, we have a rule in the studio. We've
always had this rule in the studio. There's no farting
in the studio. And I've worked with DJs who think, oh,
it's really funny and they'll be like, hey, quy, do
you hear that? And I'll be like what And I'm like,
That's not funny. Don't fart in the studio. So we
have a rule no farting in the studio. We let
one slip by accident, like you lean over to pick
up Like they say, there's a cheeto on the floor
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and you lean over to pick it up.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
Is it a flat cheat? It is?
Speaker 7 (11:45):
Back up with that example, way too quick, dides this
happened recently in the studio.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
That's group therapy. We love when they're different.
Speaker 1 (11:52):
But whatever you want to talk about in group therapy,
if you've got something going on in your life, hey,
there's a whole lot of people who you might not
know them, but they would love to help you out
who have been through the same kind of situation.