If You Were Dating Jerry Seinfeld...

Today on the Daily Bailey, we're all getting dumped by Jerry Seinfeld, but why?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Bailey, who used to look good until twenty seventeen is
now here to do the Daily Bailey twenty thirteen.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, today we are putting ourselves into episodes of Seinfeld.
You can still play along even if you've never seen
an episode of Seinfeld. So the question is, if you
were in an episode of Seinfeld and Jerry the lead
dated you for one episode, why would he have broken
up with you? And so let me just give you
a little backstory here. Jerry Seinfeld he went on a

(00:34):
lot of dates with a lot of different women in
the entirety span of the series of Seinfeld, and he
would always find some weird, little tiny reason to break
up with them, and he'd always be like, what's.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
The deal with her?

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Giant knows kind of things like that. So thinking about
yourself and know thyself. You're on a date with Jerry Seinfeld,
maybe you want a couple dates. So it's through the
span of an episode, why is Jerry Seinfeld breaking up
with you? Okay, today I look deep into my soul
and I realized the reason he's going to break up
with me is because I have a cackle laugh.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Okay, Okay, all.

Speaker 4 (01:10):
Right, So George, she cackles when she laughs.

Speaker 5 (01:14):
And then George just like.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Jerry, She's fine, Jerry, She's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:20):
What's wrong with she cackles when she laughs?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
She cackles when she laughs.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I can't tag it.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I can't take it anymore. I would go with that one. Yeah,
I would say, because I don't want to go out.
It's like he never wants.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
To go out.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
He wants to stay home all the time. I got
him to go out, and all he did is look
at his watch the entire time. And then we went
back home and fell asleep on the couch.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
What's up with that?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
And then and then George would go along with that,
and he'd be.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
Like, the point of going out is to go out?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Okay. Why would Jerry Seinfeld break.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Up with you?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Probably because, like I had asked him any questions because
I'm insecure, So he'd be like, he's.

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Asking me if I still love him. I have to
give him a reason for him to think I don't
love him. Wow, what's up with that?

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I feel like you have a few episode arc you
could be like a Jerry Seinfeld girlfriend with that kind of.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
I guess you because it could start off just mild
and then eventually like it's so bad. He's like, why
does he keep asking me? And he's trying to assure
me that everything's fine. It's like, no, can't take it anymore. No,
he's so overwhelming.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Favor is the moderately okay Seinfeld impressions, you know, none
of the terrible.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
No, he's actually pretty good.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Thank you? Well, what's up with that?

Speaker 1 (02:28):
Bailey?

Speaker 5 (02:28):
It's the day Ryan Show. Jenny's gone, The show's in shambles.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
What's up with that?

Speaker 5 (02:33):
What's the deal?

Speaker 1 (02:36):
Anyway, that's the daily Bailey that thank yeah,