July 2, 2025 • 4 mins
We've discovered a new bit on the show that highlights a weird talent Bailey has.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Dave, can I ask you a question? This is gonna
sure maybe be a little bit weird question to ask.
So I just I ran to the bathroom and I
was peean and then as I was peeing, I was
like get into the end of it. And someone else
comes into the bathroom, gets install next to me, peas
so fast, like like super fast pee and then I'm
(00:23):
still like nearing the end of my experience, and they
get out, start washing their hands, and by the time
like I'm walking out of the stall, They're like drying
their hands and leaving. They that whole experience for them
was in pet wash hands, dry hands out and so observational.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, somebody else's pee.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
But it seems so weird to me because when I
go to the bathroom, I like to take my time.
It's a leisurely moment, unless like I'm racing to get
somewhere at some point, like then yes, I will run there,
I will pee really fast, wash my hands, leave. But
if I you know, if I have time, I'm gonna
walk down, I'm gonna look at my phone on the
(01:06):
way there. I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna scroll.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
My phone a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm gonna enjoy a leisurely pee, and then I'm gonna
make sure I'm done, and so I'm gonna sit to
the minute, because sometimes it might like creep back in
and you're like, oh, just kidding, I'm not done yet,
and then I get out, like wash my hands, dry
my hands.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Leave.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Do you pee that fast when you pee or do
you take your time?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Is it a leisurely experienced I've noticed that it's you really,
at least for boys, you can't pee fast, right, You
just can't force it out any faster. It's got a
limited flow flow. It's got a governor on the flow meter.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, so you really can't pee any faster. Yeah, then
you know, you like push harder and it's your your
governor is like, no, ain't gonna work. We're governor in
the flow the pee flow, I mean that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And you have to stand. So it's not like you
can you know, scroll on your phone at the same time.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
A people that do, though, really there are some people
that that scroll because they'll sometimes hold with one hand
them their governor and then hold their phone with the other.
Some people I don't do this, but put the phone
up on top of the urinals so they can watch
something what I can't do that I do. I'm multitasking.
Can we go back to the best part of your
whole stupid story? What was the piece out?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's how fast she was pea.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So that's the noise it makes when it's splashing hard
into the water.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean, it's not necessarily splashing hard, it's just coming
out fast.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So you hear.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I see kind of like a like a one.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Of those machine guns. Want to challenge you a little bit. Okay,
I'm going to give you a item. All right. You
make the sound that it makes.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Now you already do falling down the stairs the.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay? Can I get a washing machine? Okay with water
in it? Yeah? Okay, do the ending? Oh okay? Wrong? Wrong,
(03:13):
that stops opening? All right?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I got one juice tiger. Give me a juice tiger. No,
that's a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, because it went at the end.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let me give you this one.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Trying to start a car that won't start.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Work cook, cook, coo, coo, cook. I feel like you're
giving it more gas. I feel like I wouldn't even
get into that many go.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Go goggles, all right, urgently rolling toilet paper off of
the roll.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you have a remarkable talent for something so worthless?
Think you? I appreciate that. I'm getting real spitty. It's
all over my laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Hot Air hand dryer, the powerful one. Yeah, how's that
Bailey's wind up to her face? I wish you could
have saw it. Dude again, Hot Air hand dryer. They
have a name. It starts with an E. I can't
remember what they're called.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's the ones where you stick both your hands.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, that's the dice in that. That's the dice in
air blade, Hot Air. I'm talking about the the one
that's called a tornado or accelerator. I think it's called accelerator.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Comes here, it comes that game. We're done.
Dave, can I ask you a question? This is gonna
sure maybe be a little bit weird question to ask.
So I just I ran to the bathroom and I
was peean and then as I was peeing, I was
like get into the end of it. And someone else
comes into the bathroom, gets install next to me, peas
so fast, like like super fast pee and then I'm
(00:23):
still like nearing the end of my experience, and they
get out, start washing their hands, and by the time
like I'm walking out of the stall, They're like drying
their hands and leaving. They that whole experience for them
was in pet wash hands, dry hands out and so observational.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Well, somebody else's pee.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
But it seems so weird to me because when I
go to the bathroom, I like to take my time.
It's a leisurely moment, unless like I'm racing to get
somewhere at some point, like then yes, I will run there,
I will pee really fast, wash my hands, leave. But
if I you know, if I have time, I'm gonna
walk down, I'm gonna look at my phone on the
(01:06):
way there. I'm gonna sit down, I'm gonna scroll.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
My phone a little bit.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
I'm gonna enjoy a leisurely pee, and then I'm gonna
make sure I'm done, and so I'm gonna sit to
the minute, because sometimes it might like creep back in
and you're like, oh, just kidding, I'm not done yet,
and then I get out, like wash my hands, dry
my hands.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Leave.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Do you pee that fast when you pee or do
you take your time?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Is it a leisurely experienced I've noticed that it's you really,
at least for boys, you can't pee fast, right, You
just can't force it out any faster. It's got a
limited flow flow. It's got a governor on the flow meter.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, so you really can't pee any faster. Yeah, then
you know, you like push harder and it's your your
governor is like, no, ain't gonna work. We're governor in
the flow the pee flow, I mean that.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And you have to stand. So it's not like you
can you know, scroll on your phone at the same time.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
A people that do, though, really there are some people
that that scroll because they'll sometimes hold with one hand
them their governor and then hold their phone with the other.
Some people I don't do this, but put the phone
up on top of the urinals so they can watch
something what I can't do that I do. I'm multitasking.
Can we go back to the best part of your
whole stupid story? What was the piece out?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's how fast she was pea.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
So that's the noise it makes when it's splashing hard
into the water.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
I mean, it's not necessarily splashing hard, it's just coming
out fast.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
So you hear.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Yeah, I see kind of like a like a one.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Of those machine guns. Want to challenge you a little bit. Okay,
I'm going to give you a item. All right. You
make the sound that it makes.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Now you already do falling down the stairs the.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Okay? Can I get a washing machine? Okay with water
in it? Yeah? Okay, do the ending? Oh okay? Wrong? Wrong,
(03:13):
that stops opening? All right?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
I got one juice tiger. Give me a juice tiger. No,
that's a flashlight.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
No, because it went at the end.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
All right.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
Let me give you this one.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Trying to start a car that won't start.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Work cook, cook, coo, coo, cook. I feel like you're
giving it more gas. I feel like I wouldn't even
get into that many go.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Go goggles, all right, urgently rolling toilet paper off of
the roll.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Do you have a remarkable talent for something so worthless?
Think you? I appreciate that. I'm getting real spitty. It's
all over my laptop.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Hot Air hand dryer, the powerful one. Yeah, how's that
Bailey's wind up to her face? I wish you could
have saw it. Dude again, Hot Air hand dryer. They
have a name. It starts with an E. I can't
remember what they're called.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
It's the ones where you stick both your hands.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
No, that's the dice in that. That's the dice in
air blade, Hot Air. I'm talking about the the one
that's called a tornado or accelerator. I think it's called accelerator.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Comes here, it comes that game. We're done.
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