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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You think we really offer you free flowers in this economy.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's time for one of the roses on KD W B.
Speaker 1 (00:10):
Let's find out why Mimi suspects your boyfriend Stephen of
like sneaking around and doing some nefarious kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Is that the right word, Bailey? Nefarious? Is that it?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Yeah? So, which means sketchy, sneaky. Maybe because Mimi tell
me what's going on? That made you say I got
to get on more of the roses and find out
what's going on here.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Okay, So I was with my boyfriend Steven. We were
on the boat this weekend and we're just hanging out,
having a great time, and I see on his knees
but he I mean it kind of looks like he's
got rugburn. Like they're all red and shaped like it
looks like rugburn.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Okay, So I mean so rugburns they look different, I
guess than than a scrape. You fall off your bike
or you fall down and you get a scrape and
it's like lines, but rugburns.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
Have you ever had rugburns before? Mimi?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, you know I've found
it on my forehead once.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Wait, you got a rugburn on your forehead? Yeah, okay,
so you just picture the position you'd be in to
get a rugburn on your forehead.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
Sorry, are you implying that you have to be in
some kind of compromise position to get a rugburn?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Dave?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
There's a song that says face down up. That's the
way we like, you know what I'm talking about? Song
does that say rugburn? But okay, so you got a
rugburn on your forehead, I'm impressed.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
I'm impressed.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Okay, So anyway you recognize this, you say it's a rugburn,
and then what is what does Stephen say when you
say he's got rugburns on his knees? Oh?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I jokingly said, like, are you saying somebody like where
you got both? He's like no, God, no. He was
trying to come up with an answer, and then he said,
I was wrestling with my nephew. Come on, I just
that didn't feel right. So I brushed it off. Whatever.
(02:17):
You know, it was a long day, We've been drinking.
It was whatever. But the next thing at work, I
get flowers, Like he sent me flowers to my job.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh, just like a couple of days ago. So the
rugburn event happens on the boat over the weekend. You
go to work.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
A couple of days later, you get flowers at work from.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Him, Yes, from him, And this is very out of
character from Stephen, like he does not do this often.
So I just something doesn't feel right, and I just
got to know if he's seen.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Somebody else, like maybe they were guilt flowers. Yeah, yes, yeah, Okay,
Well this is perfect. I didn't tell you why, because
if we call him him, he will be if there's
several choices, he will not send flowers to you because
why he.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Already said that he already said would be too much.
This is the perfect setup for War of the roses.
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Now.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Of course I hope he's not seen somebody else, but
if he is, he is very likely to choose that
other person to send roses too. Okay, on your forehead,
did you walk around with your bangs sticking to your
forehead for a couple.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Of days or what happened? Never mind? Never mind.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Baseball happened to work every day.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Gug Byrne on the forehead.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Okay, we can call him, we can give in the
fake survey from the phone company or whatever, and say,
who do you want to send flowers to. If there's
a time when a guy is going to be very
vulnerable to sending flowers to the wrong person, this is it,
and we'll make that phone call next. Okay, and now
the dramatic conclusion of war the roses, Well, girl can
(03:58):
hope on kt w b Oh, we love the drama.
So let me fill your innication, miss it. I'll catch
up that they were on the boat and I don't
know if they were out with other couples or just
the two of them, like over the Fourth of July
weekend because it was hot and beautiful. She looks at
his knees because he's wearing swimsuit, a swimsuit, and she's like,
are those rugburns on your knees? And you know, you
can tell the difference between rugburns because they're very smooth
(04:20):
and uniform. Yeah, a scrape when you fall down off
your bike, that's scrapy.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Yeah, that's different. And he's like, oh, yeah, rugberry. Yeah,
I got him from wrestling with what.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
He says, nephew, Yes, yeah, wrestling with his nephew. So
she's like okay, But then all of a sudden, something
weird happens. He sends her flowers and that's kind of
weird because he's not a flower sending kind of a person.
She's like, is he feeling guilty? So he's like, look,
I love you. I'm innocent.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Yeah, he's getting ahead, right.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
So we're calling him to see who he sends roses too.
And if he sends them to her, that's a good thing.
If he sends them to somebody else, that's a bad thing.
War of the Roses. Let's make the phone call. Connect.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Thanks for doing that with me today. Like I said,
as a token of our appreciation, we do have a
dozen roses to send out for you. So we just
need to know first who do you want to send
those roses to?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Uh, you can send them to mem.
Speaker 5 (05:22):
All right, Bailly, can you give me a winning sound effect.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Chicken dinner?
Speaker 1 (05:32):
All right, Steve and I'm trying. It's time to let
you in on a little secret. This is just a
ploy from Katie WB Radio. It's Dave Ryan, that was
Jenny Bailey is here, Vonts here, and we're all listening
in as your girlfriend is putting you to the test
to see if you would send her flowers.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh my god, and guess and guess who's listening. She's
listening right now. Say hi to Mimi him.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I was worried about those rug burns on your knees.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
I mean, it just blurted out because she was telling
us about how you're on the boat the other day
and she saw rugburns on your knees. And you know,
rugburns a lot of the time they come from you know,
illicit activities, but when you're an adult, I guess, so yeah, yeah, yeah,
So she said you had rugburns, and then she wasn't
sure about your excuse, and then you said that you
(06:23):
she she got flowers from you. Nice move a couple
of days later, and she was worried that you were
feeling guilty and she was just questioning.
Speaker 5 (06:32):
So, uh, I told you I was wrestling the dog
on the couch, buddy, and it's yeah, he's.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
A German shepherd.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
He's a big boy, and.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
You know, I'm you know, I'm bake half his size
and he you know.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Who no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no. Because
on the boat he said it was your nephews.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I I don't remember how it got them.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
I mean, I send the flowers to you, right.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Well, it's funny because you did remember how you got them.
You first said that it was wrestling with your nephews
on the rug and you got a rugburn. But just
now you said you're wrestling with the dog on the couch.
Speaker 3 (07:16):
We were on the boat this weekend. When she was
grilling me, I had some beers, like I forgot.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
I wasn't. You're getting this second.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
All the time? You do this all the time. It's
just a white little be fine. I'm sick of it.
I'm sick of hearing it from you.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Well, I okay, do you jump the conclude? I mean,
is he guilty? Is he telling the truth?
Speaker 4 (07:42):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Why did you?
Speaker 5 (07:46):
Why did you send her flowers after the boat day?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Then to her job too. It's a grand gesture.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
Because it was the fourth of July and they were
patriotic flowers?
Speaker 2 (07:57):
Were they okay? Were they patriotic flower? Hours? Were they red?
White and blue roses?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I don't care about this country like I care about Mimi.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Okay, that's all right, all right? War the roses on
one A one point three kd WB. What do you think?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Get out of here?
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Dude?
Speaker 5 (08:17):
I feel he loves his country like he loves his girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
All right.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
And I feel like after I was like, well, we
just caught him in a lie, but like he also
sent the roses to her, so maybe he just is
one of those people who forgot how we got the rugburns.
Speaker 2 (08:32):
No, there's something going on. Okay, Jenny, here's the thing you.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
First of all, I love the fact that she admitted
that she got a rugburn on her forehead.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
That cracked me up. That's funny, okay. Uh.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Second, I think that just because on war the roses
you send the roses to the right person does not
make you innocent. Just because they don't have a photograph
on the security camera of you robbing the bank doesn't
mean you didn't rob the bank. But then again, it's
hard to prove a negative. Prove that I'm not an astronaut.
Go ahead and prove I'm not an astronaut. You can't
(09:04):
do it.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
You're not smart enough to Well, no, you're not. That's
not proved. What you approach sport