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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It think we really offer you free flowers in this economy.
It's time for War of the Roses on kad WB Valerie,
why do you need to be on War of the
Roses today? Tell us what prompted this call to be
on the War of the Roses?
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well, my boyfriend sim and I were watching The Hunting
Wives the other night, and I don't know if you've
seen it.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
I saw it. It's trending number two on Netflix, so
it's a big show on Netflix. But I have not
watched it.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, I didn't know that. But at one point, I
guess I'll tell you since you haven't seen it. A
character pulls out this like dolphin shaky thing out of
her jewels.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, didn't see that coming. Okay, So right, so out
of nowhere, we're starting off War of the Roses with
a dolphin shaky thing on the show The Hunting Wives. Okay,
all right? What happens then?
Speaker 2 (00:56):
And Jim, my boyfriend, starts laughing and he says, Melanie
has one just like that. And I'm like, what Melanie, Like,
you mean the girl you played tennis with? Okay, so yeah,
I'm like, well, how do you know that? Like he
(01:18):
just blurted it out like he wasn't even thinking. And
then he's like, oh, you know, she she just tells
me things like that, like she just happened to talk
about it when we were all together playing tennis.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, no, no, no, it doesn't seem to make sense.
I mean, if he's just playing tennis, how does he
how does he know Melanie? Did he meet her at
work or playing tennis at the clib or how did
he how did he meet Melanie?
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Yeah, they played tennis together at the club, Okay, And
there's no way that they are looking up. I mean,
you don't just tell someone you play tennis with about
a very specific shaped.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Thing, you know what I'm saying like that, So you're
thinking that he just sat there kind of mindlessly and
he's like, Mellie's got one just like that, because there's
no way that casual friendships would say, here is the
the novelty that I enjoy most.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Do you tell your friends about your shaky things?
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Me?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
No, they're very secret, exactly, absolutely exactly, so you literally yeah,
And then he tried to back pedal a little bit, you.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
Know, he tried to like downplay it and almost dismissed
it like it was like not a thing, but it's
a thing. I mean, he didn't mean that, I think
blurred it out. I think he just saw it and
you know, just came out and I'm horrified.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, So you think then that he must. So you're
thinking that he's been I mean taking a step further.
He's been in her house or or I mean or
or somehow has seen it. Maybe like maybe she's actually
they've enjoyed the the I don't know, I don't want
to get too graphic, but you don't where I'm thinking, yeah,
(03:01):
well they've enjoyed that and they whatever, So naturally it
would seem like that is Yeah if okay, is the.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hunting Wives, that's crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
I think you're right. Is Hunting Wives a good show?
Should we watch Hunting Wives?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Yes, it's good. I mean I'm having a hard time
moving past this particular part.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Okay, yeah, it makes sense, Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Ruining the watching experience for me. But yeah, I mean yeah,
I think it's it's pretty scamulous.
Speaker 1 (03:30):
Okay, all right, So what we can do is we
can call Tim and we can say that we're from
the phone company and giving him a survey and then
see who he wants to award, you know, send the
Roses to the Romantic Roses, and we'll ask for a
little note like the little voicemail note, which is a
new edition that Jenny came up with to like record
a little voicemail note like, oh, hi girl with the
(03:50):
dolphin shaky thing, I love your dolphin or whatever. Be wild.
If that's what his little notes, that would be pretty wild.
All right, we'll make the phone call. You on, Valerie.
You hang on and we'll be right back to make
a phone call. Okay, are they cheating? I find out
Part two of More of the Roses starts right now
(04:10):
on Katie w b if I understand this right there
watching the Hunting Wives, and then the one of the
characters is rummaging through somebody's house and they see a
shaky thing in the shape one of those dolphin things. Yeah, Kiah,
I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Girl.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
So they he blurts out immediately, Oh, what was the
girl's name, Melanie, and said whatever, some the wrong woman
Melanie's got one of those, And she's like, what do
you mean Melody's And he's like, oh, she tells me things.
He's like, what, how do you know? Melanie's got one.
That's just not something you share. They don't they play
tennis together, right, Yes, they're just supposed to be like
tennis buddies. Okay, so she thinks he has seen it?
(04:53):
Yeah or more? Yes, let's find out right now when
we make the phone call, I can.
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Take That's all I needed from you today, Tim, Thanks
so much for doing that with me. So, like I said,
I have a dozen roses that I can send out
to whoever you'd like for taking the survey. So the
first thing I'll need from you is who do you
want to send the roses to?
Speaker 5 (05:20):
I Melanie?
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Okay, got that down, and then we actually do this
new little added feature where we can send a voice
message to her. Basically, when the roses are delivered, we'll
email her a voice message from you. So if you want,
I can add that in there where I'll record you
saying something and then she'll get.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Those with the roses.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, sure, Okay, do you know what you're gonna say
or do you need a couple seconds to think?
Speaker 6 (05:50):
Yeah, Okay, I know what I'm gonna say.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Okay, So I'm gonna just do a quick countdown and
then you can you can go ahead and say what
you want to say.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Okay, okay, all right?
Speaker 6 (06:00):
Three two one, Hey Monie, thank you for bringing back
something in my life that has been missing.
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Okay, awesome, I've got that recorded youch.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Valerie. I'm sorry I had to find out about it
this way, but I think that's kind of incriminating. What so, Tim,
this is not real. I mean, it is real, but
it's not what you think it is. We set a
trap for.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
You and what's going on?
Speaker 5 (06:34):
What you guys are bothered me right now?
Speaker 3 (06:36):
At what?
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Well, let me explain what's going on here. It will
make a little bit more sense. It's not a prank
phone call. It's really I mean it's not really a
prank phone call. We're with Katie WB and we were
put up to this by your girlfriend Valerie. My name
is David. That was Jenny, and we're actually on KDWB
radio right now to see who you would send the
(06:59):
flowers too. And not only did you send the flowers
to Melanie, that's the girl, that's the girl you play tennis.
Speaker 6 (07:06):
With, right, I mean, I'm not gonna sit here and
do twenty questions with you. It's crazy to me that
you call me and then just throw me on a radio.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well it wasn't It wasn't just us, it was Valerie.
Say hi, Valerie, so he'll know that it's real and
you're really there.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Yeah, I'm here, and I guess I'm not crazy. Melanie.
Speaker 1 (07:30):
Let me help you out a little bit. You were
watching a show the other night and somebody pulled out
a dolphin shaped novelty and you said, oh my god,
Melanie's got one just like that. And then Valerie said, wait,
your tennis partner, how do you know? So let me
just I just flat out to ask you, how did
(07:51):
you know that Melanie has got a dolphin shaky thing?
Speaker 6 (07:58):
I mean, you mind your business like Valerie. I mean,
I obviously whatever. I'm sorry that this has happened in
this way. Is I don't know who this guy is
that you've got.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
But I know you feel the same way.
Speaker 5 (08:13):
I know, I know we don't really feel it anymore.
You seem as done in this relationship as I am.
I mean, we've been together since like Halloween, and it
feels like it's already ran its course, like we know
it's over, Like we're just sitting in it because of comfort.
Nobody really wants to admit it.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean, you're not wrong, but would have been nice
to discuss that instead of being made out like I'm
crazy and that you would to cheat on me, to
know that we couldn't just have had this conversation and
been honest about it. It's no, Yeah, we have been
(08:55):
together and this is what I got.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
So they both they both kind of feel like the
relationship is over. But does that justify him being with Melanie?
Not really know that overlaps a little bit there. We've
all known relationships that overlap a little bit. I feel
like we know a lot of relationships.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
I mean, the smart kind thing to do is to
break up with the person before you start seeing someone else.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Not always the easiest thing to do. No, not for
the not for this guy. Okay, what do you think
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