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October 14, 2025 • 13 mins
She caught him texting 20 boat emoji's and she thinks he's texting another woman about motorboating.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think we really offer you free flowers in this economy.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's time for War of the Roses on jd WB.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
This may be the most unusual a suspicion arouser on
War the Roses in a long time. Yes, because yes,
wait till you hear. And I don't want to laugh
too hard at this one because it is serious because
she Elizabeth is wondering whether her boyfriend is seeing somebody
else or or flirting with somebody else or whatever.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
So Elizabeth, you're on War the Roses right now.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Tell me what, guys, Hi, Elizabeth has listened to War
the Roses since she was in middle school. So and
here you are to find out whether your boyfriend justin
might be up to something?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
What is going on? What aroused your suspicion?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Okay, so let me just kind of paint you the
picture and then you know, I'll.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Go from there.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
So basically, I was hanging out with my boyfriend.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
You know, night, and then I kind of, you know,
was just hanging out all this thing, and then I
end up going to the bathroom. And then when I
come out of the bathroom, so he's sitting on the
couch and like you have to kind of go around
the couch, so you know, it's I have carpet on
my floor, so you can't really hear me, and he
couldn't hear that. I was coming around the couch and

(01:21):
I saw on his phone He's texting like boats, like
twenty boats, and I'm like, what the happened now?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
And I'm looking, no.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I want to ask you. So were they photos of boats?

Speaker 7 (01:36):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:36):
No, no, sorry, they were like emojis.

Speaker 7 (01:38):
They were like a bunch of.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Twenty boat emojis.

Speaker 6 (01:43):
Looking around And then he saw me.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
He quickly like turned off his phone, and I was like, okay,
I didn't say anything.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
I didn't.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
I was just you know, throughout the intern and I
just kind of, you know, kept kept silent. And then
he left and then I'm just sitting there going what
what is this?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Like?

Speaker 6 (02:02):
Yeah, why why was she texting twenty boat emojis? And
it kind of got me overthinking and then I'm thinking, wait,
hold on boat emojis's And then she kept it like
she kept it hidden too. When I turned around, those
are motor boat. That's what it means.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
It means motor boat, basically.

Speaker 8 (02:23):
The craziest stretch again something.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
No, it's not as stretched.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Why would a guy, I guess send a bunch of
motor boat boat emoji.

Speaker 8 (02:31):
Yeeah and then cover it up when you walk back.
That's what that's what it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, that's the icing on the cake.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
I'm guilty of overthinking, but I just it's a reach
for me.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
So you're thinking that he's motor boating somebody, or wants
to motor boat somebody or has motored, and so he
was send a bunch of like that's their inside joke.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, I mean that's like sending the eggplant emoji with
the little like three droplets, right, But.

Speaker 8 (02:53):
Who would think eggplant universally stands forward? You know that?
Who would think boat? Motive boat? Oh yeah, I'm gonna
send her twenty of these. You know, well, what else
would you be sending it for?

Speaker 1 (03:05):
Like's morning, the fall coming and he can't take his
boat out on the lake.

Speaker 8 (03:11):
Oh maybe what do you.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
What are you thinking? Elizabeth?

Speaker 4 (03:16):
No, I this is weird. I mean what else could
it be?

Speaker 6 (03:19):
Like there?

Speaker 4 (03:19):
And he keeps and he was like really just he
was like, oh my god. He closed his phone really quickly. No,
that that means motor boat?

Speaker 5 (03:26):
What else could it be?

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Dave like what else.

Speaker 7 (03:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:30):
That's what it means.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Twenty boat emoji.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
I am with you because I think all couples have
their little inside Joe, whether it's the poop emoji, whether
it's the water drop emoji, taco peach emoji. I mean
there might be one like you know, if you gave
somebody crabs, Yeah, you might do the crab the crab emojes.

Speaker 9 (03:51):
Or like the cat emoji, but specifically the cat that
looks like it did something like he he he, you
know that emo.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Or the devil emoji?

Speaker 8 (03:59):
Exactly?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Can I ask Jenny and Bailey and the ladies in
the room, has the boat emoji ever been used in
a with a conversation with a guy with you guys.

Speaker 8 (04:08):
Before, we don't have anything to motor boat someone with.

Speaker 9 (04:09):
So Jenny, No, I've never had that texted to me
or yeah, I mean.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
I've been asked to have that done. Yeah, and you
keep telling me no.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
And sometimes Now what I don't mean to like laugh
at all this because the main reason you're calling is
because you're wondering whether he is up to something. So
what we can do is we can call him and
give him the whole you know, the setup the ploy
and see who he wants to send roses to. If
he chooses you, you know what we'll see if he'll

(04:41):
talk to us afterward and ask him to explain the
whole motor boat emoji anyway, because even if he chooses
you and he seems innocent, what was that? Or in
the meantime, text me and let me know what do
you think? Is there an innocent reason? Sure there could be.
Maybe his brother got a boat. Maybe he's texting his brother.

(05:04):
Why do you hide it? Yeah, okay, we'll come back
in a second. Make the phone call on KATIEWB.

Speaker 6 (05:10):
Spoiler alert, someone's about to get exposed.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Part two of Where the Roses.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
Starts right now on one on one point three kat WB.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
I can totally picture this.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
She's they're watching TV on the couch, she gets up,
goes to the bathroom, and to get to the bathroom
you have to go around the end of the couch
behind the couch. Now she's coming back and she looks
at his phone and got a bunch of motor boat
emoji's high, which, yeah, like, who are you sending those two?

Speaker 2 (05:39):
What is that all about?

Speaker 3 (05:40):
So she thinks she's figured it out and he is
sending motor boat emojis.

Speaker 8 (05:47):
She's put on her detective hat and decided what it means.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Now, what does a motor boat emoji mean? Well, it
means motor boat, okay, I mean or does it? Or
maybe means congratulations on your new boat. Maybe into a
big doubt it. Let's find out. We'll set a trap
right now. Can I call now and call now?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
Yes, call it right now.

Speaker 9 (06:06):
Okay, how can I take a Sorry to take up
so much of your time. I know I said to
only take a few minutes, and we're at about five
right now, so I appreciate that justin. But I do
have a dozen red roses to send out as a
thank you. The first thing I need from you, though,
is who do you want to send the roses to?

Speaker 7 (06:28):
Sure the name is Elizabeth.

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Perfect, We got those all set for Elizabeth.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
Great.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I have I have a question for you that's going
to kind of come out of the blue, and and
and what were you sending a bunch of motor boat
emojis for? Let me explain what's going on here? Yeah,
I know that's a good question. So my name's Dave
and that was Jenny from the Dave Bryan Show. And
we're not from your phone company. There's no survey. There's
certain you know, free roses, but we're trying to figure

(07:02):
out who you would send roses to if you want roses,
because Elizabeth, your girlfriend, called this and said, yeah, he's
been acting a little bit shady. She he was texting,
well Elizabeth is here. Yeah, I know, Elizabeth. I go ahead, Elizabeth.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I just don't understand.

Speaker 7 (07:22):
I just don't.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Understand why you send those like boat emojis, and and.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
It's just it's so confusing to me, and you're not
you kind of kept it hidden to that.

Speaker 7 (07:35):
What's what is the mean?

Speaker 4 (07:40):
What you call answer that the station too?

Speaker 7 (07:43):
I mean, just what are you doing?

Speaker 4 (07:47):
What you can't answer the question?

Speaker 7 (07:48):
Try to the question, try to set me up? Or
what question?

Speaker 5 (07:53):
What are you asking?

Speaker 7 (07:54):
I don't even know what you're asking me right now,
I'm like completely flabbergasted this whole.

Speaker 4 (07:59):
Okay, oh my god, all right, relax. I literally, oh
my god, I said twenty boats emoji. It's like, what
does that weird is with you?

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I can't believe this.

Speaker 7 (08:13):
If I'm if I'm if I'm in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (08:16):
For too long, you wonder why I'm in there.

Speaker 7 (08:19):
If I walk outside, you're like, what were you doing outside?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
What's going on?

Speaker 7 (08:24):
You're suspicious and paranoid constantly. I don't know what the heck.

Speaker 5 (08:28):
Is going on with you?

Speaker 7 (08:32):
Like the question, like the question you're asking. You're asking
questions all the time, and it doesn't matter because you're
what you're asking is like this cycle.

Speaker 5 (08:43):
In your head. I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (08:47):
Just answer that question?

Speaker 9 (08:48):
Well, she does?

Speaker 2 (08:49):
I mean there is you know.

Speaker 3 (08:50):
I don't want to like play mediator here, but but
I think your question is you know what were the
boats you were sending?

Speaker 8 (08:55):
She she saw you send like, I don't even remember.

Speaker 7 (09:00):
I don't I don't even know what.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
I overuse emoji sometimes, I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
What If you open up your phone right now, you
have recently used emoji, so you'll probably see the boat
if you used it twenty times.

Speaker 5 (09:14):
Buddy, that's true.

Speaker 7 (09:15):
Okay, it sounds to me like this already makes me
kind of upset here, just the fact that.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
My phone and respond about about boat emojis.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
I'm not talking about purple squash.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
You're just you're just like squash. I know I know
what you're talking about.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Though, She thought that might be interpreted as motor boat
and motor boat you and I know what that is.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
So her suspicion was that you were motor boat Like, yes, yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
That's that's that that is.

Speaker 7 (09:50):
So I'm telling you, I can be putting on my
shoes and take too long.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's like white taking so long with your shoes? Did
you were you running around last night? It's like, what
do you mean?

Speaker 4 (10:02):
What were you running to a house last night to
go be with somebody?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
What are you talking about? The imagination is insanity and
it's negative and it's.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
You know, you know what.

Speaker 7 (10:11):
I'm not doing this with you right now. I'm not
sitting here being People are coming at me being like,
what's going on with the boat emoji?

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Like, what the heck is that?

Speaker 4 (10:21):
Why can't you answer the question? Then? Why can't you
answer the question? Didn't have to You shouldn't have a
simple answer. Why are you dyflecting?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Right?

Speaker 5 (10:32):
That's not the point you called the station right now?

Speaker 2 (10:36):
Trap me. This is because you're a hit.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
You're you're you know what.

Speaker 7 (10:39):
Like you're you know what, You're hang on, I'm gonna
look right now, I'm gonna look right now.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Okay, yeah, do that.

Speaker 4 (10:47):
All right, I want like, I just want an answer.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
Sure, Sure, Sure?

Speaker 7 (10:51):
What did you say my buddy Steve, who's going through
that that thing was at work? You're thinking he's going
to get fired. I was telling him, you start your
own business, you don't got to worry about it.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Smooth sailing. I didn't use a sailboat emoji, and he
kept on saying.

Speaker 7 (11:08):
Things, and I just started pushing.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
The boat emoji. It was actually supposed to be a sailboat,
but I accidentally.

Speaker 7 (11:15):
Just pushed the motor boat emoji.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
You remember that story pretty quickly, but you couldn't remember
why you use the boat emoji. That's yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
I gotta tell you.

Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't think i've ever send a friend of mine
like a boat emoji like smooth sailing. I think the
guy's lying, And a lot of people on texting agree
this guy. This text says, this guy's far too defensive.
He's definitely cheating. Please call these guys out for gas lighting.
They need to hear it. He's lying. I'm calling bs.
This one says she's the one cheating. Oh, we got

(11:50):
Katie on the phone, who actually has I think a
connection with the motor boat emoji.

Speaker 2 (11:54):
Katie, what's your story?

Speaker 4 (11:57):
Well, mine happened to be after about midnight, that it
came with an eggplant, came with a.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
What egg with an eggplant? And who was this from?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
Somebody trying to side in?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Yeah, I just I've never seen that boat emoji and
thought that.

Speaker 8 (12:20):
I thought when she said it was a stretch.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:22):
If I if someone texting me a boat emoji, I'd
be like, sweet it, we're going out on Tonka.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Insecurity comes in a lot of ways, and if you
don't look, you won't find it that you know, that's.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Kind of true.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
I think that sometimes you get very insecure because you've
been cheated on a lot before. So now everything it's
like you're scared of dogs. You got bit by a
dog when you were six years old. Now every dog
looks like huh.

Speaker 9 (12:48):
But Katie, didn't you just say that you got those
emojis with an eggplant? And so they were definitely insinuating
something sexual.

Speaker 4 (12:54):
They were inating that. But at the same time, if
she wasn't looking at his phone, she might not as
one of his innocent but a man trying to send
motor boats to another man.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
Yeah, I agree, It is just kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
I feel like, since one such a strange like stimp stipulation,
you can't send boats to another man.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
It's an emoji, it's a little picture.

Speaker 9 (13:16):
Well if that's if that's the truth, he was really
sending it to his buddy.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
The only reason I would send it to another guy
is if I got a boat that's nicer than his,
and I would want to rub it in because this
is what friends do with each other. You'd be like, oh,
your boat is a seventeen foot four winds.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Mine is huge? What a joke. It's always like speaker,
mine is bigger. Yeah, thanks Katie, have a good day.
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