September 9, 2025 • 10 mins
Kayla found a pair of sex dice in her boyfriend, James' jacket pocket and his excuse as to why he has them isn't adding up.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Piece of advice.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Your sumpile company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's War of the Roses on Katie w b.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, we're breaking new ground, you guys on War
of the Roses today. We got to something that's come
up on War of the Roses that in all the
years we've done it, this has never been a thing
until now, Kayla. So you're breaking ground on War the Roses. Congratulations.
But there's a serious side of this too, because she's
wondering what James is up to? Tell me your story?
Why are you here, Kayla?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah, so it's kind of weird. But so I just
moved in together with my boyfriend James, and it's very exciting,
and you know, we were like unpacking our boxes and
I came across this pair of sex dice. Do you
know what those are?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, all right, okay for the uninitiated, Jenny Bailey and
anybody else, what our sex dice?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know? It's like these like ram shee dice. So
there were two of them, it's like a pair, and
one of them, you know, had all of these like
sexy like verbs on it, like kiss, you know, suck, touch,
blow lick, and then there was yeah, and then there
was one that was like a question mark so you
could like make it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Make your fondle or nibble. Yeah okay, okay, good, okay good.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And then and then the other guy was like body parts,
so it was like you know, neck lips, like ears,
hand shy, and I think there was like a naval one.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, so you might end up with kiss navel yeah
when you roll the dice, right, okay, one of those
fun fun game so fun.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah. Yeah. So I found I find these right, and
and I am like James, like what is this, Like
why do you have these? And he was like, oh,
like that's from my ex, you know, I haven't even
seen it in years, so weird that they're here. And
I was like, uh like why if it's like why
did you save them? Like why do you still have it?
(02:06):
Like just throw them away and he was like, okay,
no big deal, Yeah, I'll throw them away. So I
you know, I was like, okay, I just I'll trust him,
like you know, sometimes you mistakenly hold on to something, right.
But then later on, you know, I was like getting
ready to do laundry and I found them in the
pocket of his pants.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I did not throw them away.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
No, no, he did not throw them away. And I
was like, what are these doing here? Like why didn't
you throw them away like you said you would? And
he was like, well, we might want to use them,
like just the two of them, you know, And I
was like, I'm not. I'm not going to use your
ex's sex dice with you, Like that's kind of gross, honestly, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't know, they're just dice. It's not like they
were taking home in the bed with them, I would
assume not.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
But if you were using like these dice to have sex,
see time for hours upon hours of fun, isn't that
doesn't that kind of taint him a little bit?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
And I just I don't know, it just makes me
feel like his sloppy seconds, you know, like I don't
I don't want any like remnants of other like people
in our relations, you know, Like it's just it's weird,
like when we're in the bedroom, it should just be
the two of us, not somebody else.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
All right, I don't disagree, So okay, so we can
make the phone call and we can do war the
roses and see whether I mean, I guess the suspicion
is that if he's keeping these dice and he didn't say, hey,
let's hang on to these right away, he hid them
in his pocket. So the suspicion is maybe there's somebody
else that he's enjoying these little pair of dice with.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, let's I think maybe like that's why he didn't
throw them away. Yeah, but if we do go ahead
and do war the roses on him, would it be
okay if you just like don't tell him that it's
wore the roses? Like if you, you know, if he
passes the test and like sends me the flowers, like
just if you could just hang up because I okay,
so like that I was testing.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Him one Dave always jumps in explains what's going on.
Dave's not gonna do that part. We're just gonna I'm
just gonna be like, okay, cool, those roses are gonna
be in the mail.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, is that okay? Because I don't want him to.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Like, yeah, you don't want to start something. I get it, Okay,
totally fine if he passes, but I'm gonna tell you
if he doesn't pass, then we're gonna jump in. Okay, Yeah, okay,
and I think you'd want to. I mean, you just
moved in together, all right. The case of the sex
dice War of the Roses continues next here on KDWB.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Love is in the air or wait, are those lies?
I guess we'll see.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm part two of War the Roses on KDWB.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So, I hate even saying the word sex dice, but
they're actually kind of cute. It's like, okay, one side
of the dice has like a verb like kiss or nibble, fondle, whatever,
and then the other dice has got a body part
like knack or hand or nose.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So nibble nose. It's not So.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
She she moves in with this guy and they're unpacking
and she finds like these dice and he's like, oh,
they're from my old girlfriend, and I'll throw them away.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, I'll throw them away.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
So later, didn't she say, She's like doing laundry, and
she looks in his pocket and finds the sex dice
that he is gonna throw away and sticks them back
in his pocket.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
By the way, she sent us a picture of said dice,
and you can see them on our Instagram Dave Ryan Show.
Just click on the story and you can see them
on there if you're that curious and can't go checkles out.
And then so now she's wondering did he save the
dice for her or for somebody else?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is there somebody else?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let's find out Right now, we'll call him, set a
little trap and see who he wants to send roses to.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I'm Katie w Bay.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, we got that all set, James, Thanks for doing
that with me. So I do have a dozen roses
that we're gonna get sent out to whoever you'd like.
So the first thing I'm gonna need from you is
who do you want to send those roses to?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, I'll just send them to my girl Kayla.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, awesome. And then if you guys live together, I
do have your address on the account already. Is that
the address I should send them to?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, awesome. So I'm going to get those out for delivery.
They'll be at your house probably by the end of today.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right, cool?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Thanks, yeah, thanks so much for doing that. You have
a great day.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, he's gone. Now we can talk about him. Yeah,
I thought we can talk.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do you feel bad at all that this poor slob
is going to wait for flowers. He's all proud of that.
He's gonna send to Kayla and Kayla is never going.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
To get him.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, he's probably gonna be upset with his cell phone company.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What if he calls the kofel's cell phone company bag
and he's like, I have a problem.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You called me and you said roses and.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
They're like, sir, we don't know who you are what
you're talking.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He passed the test, KYLEA. You got to feel good.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
About that, right, I feel great about that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, good, Let's get back to the used dice though.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, what if I agree with you, I would not
want to use any kind of a used whatever. It's
just like, I mean, I remember one time I took
a girlfriend to another girlfriend's favorite restaurant and I had
mentioned like, oh, yeah, this is so and so's favorite restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Why what are we doing here?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Because you don't want any remnants or sloppy seconds, right?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean, I agree. I probably wouldn't love if I
was dating someone they had sex dice from an ex. However,
I would try to look at it as an opportunity
potentially if there's like that access, so in the history
of their past, and I'd be like, this will be
a fun game for us to play.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Now, I say, by your own. I mean they're not expensive, right,
different are they going to be? Look them up on
Amazon sex dice right now, Bailey, look it up on Amazon.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
I see what they are. Why couldn't he have just
not said they were with his ex? Well, I mean
like I just bought these with like by himself.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, ten dollars. No, he could have said, oh, I
just bought.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
These for us if they were like in a drawer. Yeah,
I mean they were in a drawer, not.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Like ten dollars ten dollars. Some of them are even
only five bargain sex dice on Amazon ten dollars ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, there's different What are the different modes? I mean
there's different price points. But it is some like a
like a Dungeons and Dragons dice where it's got eight
sides on it.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah, there is a There are a lot of a
lot of many sided dice. There are some that are
actually like date night activity tokens that I think you
flip or something. There are a lot of options. Also,
there are dice that just have the positions in cartoon
form on them. Oh, so you can also use those.
There's plenty, plenty of options.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It does well and does a cartoon description like are
you gonna understand what it is just from like a
little picture on a dice that's got to be small.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, but you can pretty much.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
You can tell. You can really tell.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Thanks for doing the research.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, there's also sex Jenga, so you know there's options.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Now, that does sound interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So you pull it out and you go, oh, look
at this, We're going to bliberty bliberty.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That'd be the.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Longest game of Jenga, though, because what you pull it
out and you're like, we got to do this now,
and then you put it on top, and then you
go do that thing, and then you go for another one.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Do you know what I mean? I guess. So, yeah,
you just.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Pile them all up and we're like, well, we've got
ten things to do, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You forget, you're forgetting. There's a caller on the phone, Kayla,
I apologize. I'm glad War of the Roses worked out. Yeah,
enjoy the sex dice.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I will. We're going to get ourselves a nice fresh pair,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
What about Jenga? How does the Jengle one work? I'm
curious about that one.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
No, you you push out the little bricks.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And then maybe the little brick has a little command
on there, a little ritual.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, maybe you push out three little bricks and it's
got like a fondle.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay, whoever drops and gets whatever done to them. Yeah,
in the ballroom. In the ball Yeah, with a wrench
that sounds hot.
Piece of advice.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Your sumpile company would never offer you free flowers for
a survey.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
It's War of the Roses on Katie w b.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
All right, we're breaking new ground, you guys on War
of the Roses today. We got to something that's come
up on War of the Roses that in all the
years we've done it, this has never been a thing
until now, Kayla. So you're breaking ground on War the Roses. Congratulations.
But there's a serious side of this too, because she's
wondering what James is up to? Tell me your story?
Why are you here, Kayla?
Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah, so it's kind of weird. But so I just
moved in together with my boyfriend James, and it's very exciting,
and you know, we were like unpacking our boxes and
I came across this pair of sex dice. Do you
know what those are?
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I do? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Okay, all right, okay for the uninitiated, Jenny Bailey and
anybody else, what our sex dice?
Speaker 4 (00:58):
You know? It's like these like ram shee dice. So
there were two of them, it's like a pair, and
one of them, you know, had all of these like
sexy like verbs on it, like kiss, you know, suck, touch,
blow lick, and then there was yeah, and then there
was one that was like a question mark so you
could like make it.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Make your fondle or nibble. Yeah okay, okay, good, okay good.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
And then and then the other guy was like body parts,
so it was like you know, neck lips, like ears,
hand shy, and I think there was like a naval one.
Speaker 5 (01:36):
Okay, so you might end up with kiss navel yeah
when you roll the dice, right, okay, one of those
fun fun game so fun.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Yeah. Yeah. So I found I find these right, and
and I am like James, like what is this, Like
why do you have these? And he was like, oh,
like that's from my ex, you know, I haven't even
seen it in years, so weird that they're here. And
I was like, uh like why if it's like why
did you save them? Like why do you still have it?
(02:06):
Like just throw them away and he was like, okay,
no big deal, Yeah, I'll throw them away. So I
you know, I was like, okay, I just I'll trust him,
like you know, sometimes you mistakenly hold on to something, right.
But then later on, you know, I was like getting
ready to do laundry and I found them in the
pocket of his pants.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I did not throw them away.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
No, no, he did not throw them away. And I
was like, what are these doing here? Like why didn't
you throw them away like you said you would? And
he was like, well, we might want to use them,
like just the two of them, you know, And I
was like, I'm not. I'm not going to use your
ex's sex dice with you, Like that's kind of gross, honestly, Like.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I don't know, they're just dice. It's not like they
were taking home in the bed with them, I would
assume not.
Speaker 6 (02:57):
But if you were using like these dice to have sex,
see time for hours upon hours of fun, isn't that
doesn't that kind of taint him a little bit?
Speaker 7 (03:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
And I just I don't know, it just makes me
feel like his sloppy seconds, you know, like I don't
I don't want any like remnants of other like people
in our relations, you know, Like it's just it's weird,
like when we're in the bedroom, it should just be
the two of us, not somebody else.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
All right, I don't disagree, So okay, so we can
make the phone call and we can do war the
roses and see whether I mean, I guess the suspicion
is that if he's keeping these dice and he didn't say, hey,
let's hang on to these right away, he hid them
in his pocket. So the suspicion is maybe there's somebody
else that he's enjoying these little pair of dice with.
Speaker 4 (03:43):
Yeah, let's I think maybe like that's why he didn't
throw them away. Yeah, but if we do go ahead
and do war the roses on him, would it be
okay if you just like don't tell him that it's
wore the roses? Like if you, you know, if he
passes the test and like sends me the flowers, like
just if you could just hang up because I okay,
so like that I was testing.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Him one Dave always jumps in explains what's going on.
Dave's not gonna do that part. We're just gonna I'm
just gonna be like, okay, cool, those roses are gonna
be in the mail.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
Yeah, is that okay? Because I don't want him to.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Like, yeah, you don't want to start something. I get it, Okay,
totally fine if he passes, but I'm gonna tell you
if he doesn't pass, then we're gonna jump in. Okay, Yeah, okay,
and I think you'd want to. I mean, you just
moved in together, all right. The case of the sex
dice War of the Roses continues next here on KDWB.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Love is in the air or wait, are those lies?
I guess we'll see.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
I'm part two of War the Roses on KDWB.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
So, I hate even saying the word sex dice, but
they're actually kind of cute. It's like, okay, one side
of the dice has like a verb like kiss or nibble, fondle, whatever,
and then the other dice has got a body part
like knack or hand or nose.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
So nibble nose. It's not So.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
She she moves in with this guy and they're unpacking
and she finds like these dice and he's like, oh,
they're from my old girlfriend, and I'll throw them away.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, I'll throw them away.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
So later, didn't she say, She's like doing laundry, and
she looks in his pocket and finds the sex dice
that he is gonna throw away and sticks them back
in his pocket.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
By the way, she sent us a picture of said dice,
and you can see them on our Instagram Dave Ryan Show.
Just click on the story and you can see them
on there if you're that curious and can't go checkles out.
And then so now she's wondering did he save the
dice for her or for somebody else?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Is there somebody else?
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Let's find out Right now, we'll call him, set a
little trap and see who he wants to send roses to.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
I'm Katie w Bay.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Okay, we got that all set, James, Thanks for doing
that with me. So I do have a dozen roses
that we're gonna get sent out to whoever you'd like.
So the first thing I'm gonna need from you is
who do you want to send those roses to?
Speaker 4 (06:11):
Yeah, I'll just send them to my girl Kayla.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Okay, awesome. And then if you guys live together, I
do have your address on the account already. Is that
the address I should send them to?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yeah, that's cool.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Okay, awesome. So I'm going to get those out for delivery.
They'll be at your house probably by the end of today.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
All right, cool?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Thanks, yeah, thanks so much for doing that. You have
a great day.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Okay, he's gone. Now we can talk about him. Yeah,
I thought we can talk.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
Do you feel bad at all that this poor slob
is going to wait for flowers. He's all proud of that.
He's gonna send to Kayla and Kayla is never going.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
To get him.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Yeah, he's probably gonna be upset with his cell phone company.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
What if he calls the kofel's cell phone company bag
and he's like, I have a problem.
Speaker 3 (06:54):
You called me and you said roses and.
Speaker 6 (06:58):
They're like, sir, we don't know who you are what
you're talking.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
He passed the test, KYLEA. You got to feel good.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
About that, right, I feel great about that.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Okay, good, Let's get back to the used dice though.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, what if I agree with you, I would not
want to use any kind of a used whatever. It's
just like, I mean, I remember one time I took
a girlfriend to another girlfriend's favorite restaurant and I had
mentioned like, oh, yeah, this is so and so's favorite restaurant.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Why what are we doing here?
Speaker 6 (07:30):
Right?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Because you don't want any remnants or sloppy seconds, right?
Speaker 1 (07:34):
I mean, I agree. I probably wouldn't love if I
was dating someone they had sex dice from an ex. However,
I would try to look at it as an opportunity
potentially if there's like that access, so in the history
of their past, and I'd be like, this will be
a fun game for us to play.
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Now, I say, by your own. I mean they're not expensive, right,
different are they going to be? Look them up on
Amazon sex dice right now, Bailey, look it up on Amazon.
Speaker 7 (07:56):
I see what they are. Why couldn't he have just
not said they were with his ex? Well, I mean
like I just bought these with like by himself.
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Yeah, ten dollars. No, he could have said, oh, I
just bought.
Speaker 5 (08:10):
These for us if they were like in a drawer. Yeah,
I mean they were in a drawer, not.
Speaker 6 (08:14):
Like ten dollars ten dollars. Some of them are even
only five bargain sex dice on Amazon ten dollars ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, there's different What are the different modes? I mean
there's different price points. But it is some like a
like a Dungeons and Dragons dice where it's got eight
sides on it.
Speaker 6 (08:29):
Yeah, there is a There are a lot of a
lot of many sided dice. There are some that are
actually like date night activity tokens that I think you
flip or something. There are a lot of options. Also,
there are dice that just have the positions in cartoon
form on them. Oh, so you can also use those.
There's plenty, plenty of options.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
That sounds like a lot of work.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
It does well and does a cartoon description like are
you gonna understand what it is just from like a
little picture on a dice that's got to be small.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Yeah, but you can pretty much.
Speaker 6 (08:57):
You can tell. You can really tell.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Thanks for doing the research.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
Yeah, there's also sex Jenga, so you know there's options.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Oh, that would be fun.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
Now, that does sound interesting.
Speaker 2 (09:06):
So you pull it out and you go, oh, look
at this, We're going to bliberty bliberty.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That'd be the.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Longest game of Jenga, though, because what you pull it
out and you're like, we got to do this now,
and then you put it on top, and then you
go do that thing, and then you go for another one.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Do you know what I mean? I guess. So, yeah,
you just.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Pile them all up and we're like, well, we've got
ten things to do, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You forget, you're forgetting. There's a caller on the phone, Kayla,
I apologize. I'm glad War of the Roses worked out. Yeah,
enjoy the sex dice.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
I will. We're going to get ourselves a nice fresh pair,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
What about Jenga? How does the Jengle one work? I'm
curious about that one.
Speaker 6 (09:46):
No, you you push out the little bricks.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
And then maybe the little brick has a little command
on there, a little ritual.
Speaker 6 (09:53):
Yeah, maybe you push out three little bricks and it's
got like a fondle.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay, whoever drops and gets whatever done to them. Yeah,
in the ballroom. In the ball Yeah, with a wrench
that sounds hot.
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