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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Catching a cheater, one fake bouquet of roses at a time.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Four of the Roses starts.
Speaker 3 (00:04):
Right now on kt w B.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Time for another delightful, family friendly war of the Roses.
Family friend the Manson family. So, yeah, we got somebody
in the phone. Let me check her name. It is Claire. Hi,
Claire Hi. Tell me about you. Guys aren't gonna believe
this one. Tell me about your boyfriend, or he's not
really a boyfriend, just kind of a guy you've been
(00:31):
seeing for a while, but already you've cut him cheating
like two weeks in.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Right, right, Okay, I'm dating Joe, Okay, and he's a sweetheart.
I mean, there's a reason I'm dating him because he's
good looking. We have such a good time together everywhere
we go.
Speaker 4 (00:51):
Right, but yeah, I have caught him cheating.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
And he just told me that it's not me or
anything like, it's not like he doesn't care about me.
Is that he has demons and.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
He okay, yes, demons. So he tells you these demons
make him cheat.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
Right, that's what he said. Okay, But you know what,
I'm not a judgmental person, Like if this is what
he's going through, I'm not going to judge him for it,
like if he he told.
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Me that he didn't get an exorcism though that could.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Help him with his issues, and now he feels like
he's gotten the demons out of his system.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
So I are you are you? Are you yank in
my chain by any chance?
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Because people have fooled us on War of the Roses
before you're telling me that he cheated? He admitted it.
He says, I care about you. I just have demons.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Yeah, I'm not joking. I mean, look, I wanted to
know your opinion because I do. I like him a lot,
and if he's got the help he needs them, I.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
Think we can keep going in this relationship.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
But I just I don't know too much about exorcism.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So what do you think, Like is do a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Of people get them?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Well, I don't think.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
No.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say, I'm going to one
answer one word.
Speaker 6 (02:15):
No.
Speaker 5 (02:16):
Yeah, probably not since like the eighties. Maybe that's like
something back in the day, but not a very typical thing.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I did mention that he should call Gary Spivey to
help him get rid of the demons, but he swears
that he took care of it. Himself.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Okay, well, Gary does get rid of demons. He could
do that the demons. I don't know.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
I mean, should we just advise her to, like just
get rid of this guy?
Speaker 6 (02:43):
But she says she really likes him and that he's
good looking.
Speaker 5 (02:46):
Yeah, but he's already cheating on her.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
But the demons are gone.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Now, No, let's say the demons really do exist and
they caused them to cheat, but he's gotten rid of
them because he had an ex.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
So you should be good to go.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Then if that's true, you're just calling to do war
the roses because you want to see whether he would
pick you or.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Somebody else, right, Like, I'm pretty confident he would pick me.
I do believe him that the demons.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Are gone, but I just want to find out for sure.
Speaker 6 (03:18):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense because if the demons
are gone, if he got rid of them with the exorcism,
then of course he's going to pick her. But if
he picks somebody else, then either one he was lying
about the exorcism or it didn't take Can I just
I got.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
To say something right now? Is this your friend Katie
Cap pulled a prank on me? This is Katie Cap.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Katie can't do that. She would never. She's too your friend, Sarah, No,
she would never. It's Lexi, isn't it.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
Lexi could, but I mean I wouldn't put it past her.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
But it's not Lexi. I can tell Lexi's voice it's
not her because we have been pranked on War of
the Roses before.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
I remember one time somebody called and they said, yeah,
my boyfriend Matt, and we said, what's Matt's email Matt
atmail dot com.
Speaker 6 (04:01):
Oh, is that he got the first one?
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Okay, but if you're serious, we can make the phone call.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
I'm very serious.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Okay, I think you are.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I think you are, Katie cap you will be right
back and we'll make the phone call on War of
the Roses on KTWB hold on and now the.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Dramatic conclusion of War the Roses.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Well, I'll help one one, katwb.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
K if you miss part one, let me just kind
of review a little bit. So she was going out
with this guy and he was cheating, and he's like,
I can't help it because I have some sexual demons,
but I'm better now because I've had them exercised. And
it harkens back to when we used to have Gary Spivee,
our psychic who will be here for Boo Bash, which
we'll tell you more about later.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
And he would be like, oh, well, you've got sexual demons.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
That means that you like either you just want sex
too much, or you don't want it at all, or
you want it at the wrong pace. So sexual demons.
You want me to get rid of him? And he'd
wave his fingers around. He'd be like, there and there,
you feel that you feel warm in your pants?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Do you feel warmer? So well I can do Gary.
I'm going to pretend to be Gary and be on
the show. You were Gary for Halloween last year? I
sure was. Yeh.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
See when I say to Gary, I'm like, give me
the sexual demons.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I would like a sexual demon, please.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Thank You can get him on Amazon on Amazon.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
So we're going to call this guy and we're to
find out who he wants to send flowers to and
see whether he is still cheating or whether he has
been exercise of his sexual demons.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
All right, let's find out right now.
Speaker 5 (05:34):
Thanks for doing that with me today, Joe.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I appreciate it.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
It was just gonna be a few minutes, like I said,
And as an appreciation, We're going to send out those
dozen roses to whoever you want. So what I'll need
from you first is who do you want to send.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
The roses to?
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Okay, listen them to.
Speaker 6 (05:52):
Marie?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
All right, I got that down for Marie.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
And then we do attach a card with the roses,
so if you want to personalize it the note, I
just need to know what you'd like to write on there.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Okay, let's put.
Speaker 6 (06:06):
I can't wait till next time.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Cool, I'll get those sent out. Oh sorry, I won't. Actually, no,
there's actually it's a trap, Joe. We trapped you.
Speaker 6 (06:19):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Hello, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, it's the Dave Ryan Show over at KDWB and
we were put up to this to see who you
would send flowers to because these are romantic roses.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
And your girlfriend Claire.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
I don't know that she's really your girlfriend, but this
girl you've been seeing, Claire, she was worried that you
were seeing other people. And Claire is listening. Claire, you
just heard Joe send roses to Marie somebody.
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, Joe, I know what is going on here.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
Like, look, you told me that the demons were out
of your body, but this is not.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
Something you're gonna do anymore?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Claire, how many more times you need to get an exorcism?
Speaker 5 (07:09):
Like?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
How many?
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Because I don't know if I can wait that long.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Well, honestly, Claire, I really thought that the I really
thought that last one.
Speaker 6 (07:17):
Worked, and I think it worked for a little while,
but I guess it didn't take.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I promise that I do.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
I really really like you.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
These demons are just so you know what I can't take.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I can't take this. I can't take this.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
You are either the biggest bulk of all time or
it's Katie Cap and Alex from the theater group.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
How do you too know? Bailey? Let me ask you
right now, how do you too know? Bailey?
Speaker 1 (07:43):
You're yanking our chain Jenny, and Jenny is falling for
it now. But do you believe this is real war
of the roses? Or do this people from Bailey's theater
group is a Bailey's corny friend.
Speaker 6 (07:52):
Now, these guys got demons.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
I don't know what you okay, I don't know who
you people are, and I don't know what you're.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Talking about, okay, But what I'm dealing with is real,
real bulls.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Seriously, Bailey looked me in the eye, look at me.
Did you know either of those two people and put
them up to this? No, I don't look at her
blink and sweat. Look at her blink and.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Bailly a hates pranks.
Speaker 5 (08:22):
There's no chance that those friends.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (08:25):
Also, my friends would be like no, if I said,
do you want to do this bit?
Speaker 3 (08:28):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Your friends will take any opportunity to be in the spotlight. Yes, yes,
your camp, especially in that Sarah girl. Then Alex I
would argue.
Speaker 5 (08:38):
That Katie is probably the police wanting.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
To be thinking about X.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Yes, yes, yes, I just had all the letters scrambled up.
All right, there's one of the roses for this week.
I'm k d W B