September 18, 2025 • 9 mins
Lo gets a call from a woman named Cheyenne claiming she's been sleeping with Lo's boyfriend. She swears it and says she can prove it with a test involving socks.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
You're gonna have to listen carefully on the plot here
on War of the Roses, because it's so good, it's
so delicious, but it's a little bit convoluted. I'm not
even gonna try to tell you what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Low. Are you there? Low? Hh?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, this is Low.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Tell me what's going on with you and the boyfriend Thomas.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What happened? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So I got this phone call like from an unknown
number about three times, and I thought that that was
really weird. So I was like, okay, like I guess
I'll keep ignoring it. And then eventually I decided to
pick up and it was this girl named Cheyenne and
I was like, okay, like who are you? And she
was very direct. She was like, okay, you need to
(00:43):
break up with Thomas. I was like, well, how do
you know who Thomas is? Thomas is my boyfriend. She's like,
I'm sleeping with him. And I was so Shaca was like, no,
that's not true, that can't be real, Like I don't
even believe you. And she's like, oh no, I have
a plan. Let me tell you what I'm gonna do
next time we go out or next time we speak together.
(01:05):
I'm going to steal one of his socks so that
when he comes home he doesn't have soups about. You know,
I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, brilliant, Okay, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Now this is like
major league, like I don't know, detective work for a trap.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It feels like a reality television show. That's what I feel.
We'll think about that.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So she said, I'm going to prove I'm banging your
boyfriend Thomas, because next time he comes over, I'm gonna
steal one of his socks. Now, Thomas's he's done doing
his thing. He gets up, he's trying to put his
shoes and socks on. He's missing a sock. Okay, So
what happened? Did she go through with all this?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Right? So, I, you know, I like, he goes out
with his friends, and I was waiting and I'm waiting,
and so he goes out with his friends, the pleek Arts,
and he comes back and I see he has no
socks on, and I say, hey, what happened to your socks?
And he said, oh, you know, like they just smelled
so bad. I see them away at.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The gas station.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm passing, like I just didn't want to even bring
him home. And I said, oh my god, you're mind
to me. I know that like that, like you're sleeping
with Cheyenne. That's that's disgusting. I can't believe you would
do this to me. And He's like, no, like I would,
I would never do this to you, Like like I
haven't even talked to Shian in a long time, and
(02:28):
I was like, oh, so you know who she is?
It was crazy, Like he still denies it, but like
I know for a fact that he is a thousands
of percent cheating on me what I am?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So, why are you on War of the Roses?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Because I want to see, like if he has to
choose between myself and Cheyenne, which he'll.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Too because she kind of wants to get it writing
almost Channe is such a beautiful name. I hate to
think that some girl named Cheyenne is like sleeping with
with Thomas. And how brilliant of Cheyenne would you have
ever thought about that? You guys to be like, Okay,
I'm go ina stead a trap like stealing one of
his socks.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't really feel like I think highly of Cheyenne
because she's still banging him knowing that he has a girlfriend.
So there's that aspect.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, I guess you could say
it's a brilliant plan. I just know that the new
version of finding out that someone's cheating is normally sliding
into another person's DMS, being like, hey, girly, so just
so you've not been talking.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
To your boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't know he had a girlfriend, but Chyenne took
it a whole other step.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I wonder how many women or men are going to
be influenced by this. Let's say that like, oh, I
don't know, let's say I have somebody. I'm trying to
think of an example. I would probably hide their underwear,
you know what I mean. Yeah, Like I'd hide their underwear,
or I'd hide a shoe so they have to come
home with one one shoe.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but maybe that's too obvious.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, and you also would probably look longer for a
shoe than if you just missing a sock. And how
I mean, I like to go commandos sometimes, so that's
easier to get away with two if he's supposed So yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well here's what we can do. We can definitely call
Thomas and see who he wants to send flowers to
and see and that I mean that will at least
give you a little idea of how serious he is,
whether he chooses you Low or Cheyenne.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Super unusual War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So a girl named Low gets a phone call from
a woman named Cheyenne, and Cheyenne's like, you need to
dump your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What's his name? Thomas?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Thomas?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Why? Because Thomas is sleeping with me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Also, no he's not, Yes he is, and went back
and forth, and she's like, I can prove it. So
what does he say he's going to play darts with
his buddies. He doesn't go play darts with his buddies.
According to Cheyenne, he comes over to my house and
we hook up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, how can you prove that? She's like, I got
a plan.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Next time he comes, when he takes his clothes off,
I'm going to hide one of his socks. So then
when he's getting dressed, he'll never find sock number two.
He'll come home either with one sock on if he's
really dumb, yeah, or not no socks on at all.
So he did come home with no.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Socks come moment, and then he claimed that he threw
them away in a gas station because they smelled bad.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She doesn't buy it. It just fits. It's too perfect.
Let's make the phone call and see who he sends
roses to. I can't wait to hear this guy's voice
because he just sounds like a dough head.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But let's find out.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Can I take a question for me? Thanks for doing
that with me today, Thomas. Like I said, I just
needed a few minutes of your time. So as a
thank you, I've got a dozen roses to send out
to whoever you'd like. What I need from you first, though,
is who do you want to send those roses to?
They're free, free, completely free. This isn't going to show
(05:53):
up on your bill or anything next month. These are free.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, yeah, them to Cheyenne.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay, got that down.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And then we always attach a card with the roses.
If you want, you can write a note on there
for Cheyenne.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can you make it?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Can you make it? Is it for twenty yet?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Say it one more time?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Is it for twenty yet?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It's like an inside inside and I.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Think I actually get it. Yeah, well, I think it's
a weed joke.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, you smoke a lot of weed with uh with cheyenne. Yeah,
I guess. Okay, hey, you know what, I've got some
really bad news for It's nobody died or anything like that.
But I but you are pretty much busted.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's not a weird thing.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, no, I guess no, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry Thomas.
It's not no, it's nothing like that that. It's that
you sent the flowers to the wrong girl. And we're
not the we're not the phone company. We're the We're
a radio station called Katie w B. And we do
this a couple of times a week where we call
somebody and say, hey, who do you want to send
flowers to? And then you know, hopefully you send them
(07:23):
to the girlfriend and not somebody else. And and the
reason we did this because your girlfriend Low, she called
us and she said, will you call Thomas and see
who we send roses to? Say hi to him Low,
so he knows it's real.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You you're such a pig.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh my god. Oh well she told us about the
socks and how you were.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You were supposedly with your buddies playing pool or darts
or whatever, and and you probably likely we're over at
Cheyenne's house because you came home with no socks on?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, no, I was.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
How does this ever happen? Has this ever happened? So
you admit that that's you were over at Cheyenne's.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
All right, Like at this point, you know you got me.
So what am I supposed to do? You know?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, god, I mean you care about low at all?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Do you want to at least like apologize to her?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I mean, I'll do it again? So like what were
we even talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Wow? I can't do it again?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I thought for a second that he doesn't want his
girlfriend to know that he's going over to get high
with Cheyenne. But then they're doing more than that because
he had his socks off. Yeah, I'm going to guess
his pants off and his shirt off. That is war
of the Roses. I wonder if he's buddies with Nick
the Stoner.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I was gonna say he he sounded like a distant
cousin cousin.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He could be just like, I don't know if they
all know each other.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's war of the Roses on k D double ub
And yeah, he thought we were the Feds I think
for a second.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Really funny. Yeah. War of the Roses wraps up on
kd w B. Do you ever want to hear a
replay of War of the Roses?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You want to introduce your friends to War of the
Roses or have them hear the classic Nick the Stoner episode.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That is all on the iHeart Radio app. Just search
War of the Roses.
You're gonna have to listen carefully on the plot here
on War of the Roses, because it's so good, it's
so delicious, but it's a little bit convoluted. I'm not
even gonna try to tell you what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Low. Are you there? Low? Hh?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Yeah, this is Low.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Tell me what's going on with you and the boyfriend Thomas.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
What happened? Okay?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
So I got this phone call like from an unknown
number about three times, and I thought that that was
really weird. So I was like, okay, like I guess
I'll keep ignoring it. And then eventually I decided to
pick up and it was this girl named Cheyenne and
I was like, okay, like who are you? And she
was very direct. She was like, okay, you need to
(00:43):
break up with Thomas. I was like, well, how do
you know who Thomas is? Thomas is my boyfriend. She's like,
I'm sleeping with him. And I was so Shaca was like, no,
that's not true, that can't be real, Like I don't
even believe you. And she's like, oh no, I have
a plan. Let me tell you what I'm gonna do
next time we go out or next time we speak together.
(01:05):
I'm going to steal one of his socks so that
when he comes home he doesn't have soups about. You know,
I'm telling the truth.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Okay, brilliant, Okay, brilliant, brilliant, brilliant. Now this is like
major league, like I don't know, detective work for a trap.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
It feels like a reality television show. That's what I feel.
We'll think about that.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
So she said, I'm going to prove I'm banging your
boyfriend Thomas, because next time he comes over, I'm gonna
steal one of his socks. Now, Thomas's he's done doing
his thing. He gets up, he's trying to put his
shoes and socks on. He's missing a sock. Okay, So
what happened? Did she go through with all this?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Right? So, I, you know, I like, he goes out
with his friends, and I was waiting and I'm waiting,
and so he goes out with his friends, the pleek Arts,
and he comes back and I see he has no
socks on, and I say, hey, what happened to your socks?
And he said, oh, you know, like they just smelled
so bad. I see them away at.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
The gas station.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
I'm passing, like I just didn't want to even bring
him home. And I said, oh my god, you're mind
to me. I know that like that, like you're sleeping
with Cheyenne. That's that's disgusting. I can't believe you would
do this to me. And He's like, no, like I would,
I would never do this to you, Like like I
haven't even talked to Shian in a long time, and
(02:28):
I was like, oh, so you know who she is?
It was crazy, Like he still denies it, but like
I know for a fact that he is a thousands
of percent cheating on me what I am?
Speaker 2 (02:40):
So, why are you on War of the Roses?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Because I want to see, like if he has to
choose between myself and Cheyenne, which he'll.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Too because she kind of wants to get it writing
almost Channe is such a beautiful name. I hate to
think that some girl named Cheyenne is like sleeping with
with Thomas. And how brilliant of Cheyenne would you have
ever thought about that? You guys to be like, Okay,
I'm go ina stead a trap like stealing one of
his socks.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
I don't really feel like I think highly of Cheyenne
because she's still banging him knowing that he has a girlfriend.
So there's that aspect.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Yeah, but yeah, I mean, I guess you could say
it's a brilliant plan. I just know that the new
version of finding out that someone's cheating is normally sliding
into another person's DMS, being like, hey, girly, so just
so you've not been talking.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
To your boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
I don't know he had a girlfriend, but Chyenne took
it a whole other step.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I wonder how many women or men are going to
be influenced by this. Let's say that like, oh, I
don't know, let's say I have somebody. I'm trying to
think of an example. I would probably hide their underwear,
you know what I mean. Yeah, Like I'd hide their underwear,
or I'd hide a shoe so they have to come
home with one one shoe.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Yeah, but maybe that's too obvious.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Yeah, and you also would probably look longer for a
shoe than if you just missing a sock. And how
I mean, I like to go commandos sometimes, so that's
easier to get away with two if he's supposed So yeah, okay.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Well here's what we can do. We can definitely call
Thomas and see who he wants to send flowers to
and see and that I mean that will at least
give you a little idea of how serious he is,
whether he chooses you Low or Cheyenne.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Super unusual War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
So a girl named Low gets a phone call from
a woman named Cheyenne, and Cheyenne's like, you need to
dump your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
What's his name? Thomas?
Speaker 4 (04:34):
Thomas?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Why? Because Thomas is sleeping with me.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Also, no he's not, Yes he is, and went back
and forth, and she's like, I can prove it. So
what does he say he's going to play darts with
his buddies. He doesn't go play darts with his buddies.
According to Cheyenne, he comes over to my house and
we hook up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Well, how can you prove that? She's like, I got
a plan.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Next time he comes, when he takes his clothes off,
I'm going to hide one of his socks. So then
when he's getting dressed, he'll never find sock number two.
He'll come home either with one sock on if he's
really dumb, yeah, or not no socks on at all.
So he did come home with no.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Socks come moment, and then he claimed that he threw
them away in a gas station because they smelled bad.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
She doesn't buy it. It just fits. It's too perfect.
Let's make the phone call and see who he sends
roses to. I can't wait to hear this guy's voice
because he just sounds like a dough head.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
But let's find out.
Speaker 4 (05:31):
Can I take a question for me? Thanks for doing
that with me today, Thomas. Like I said, I just
needed a few minutes of your time. So as a
thank you, I've got a dozen roses to send out
to whoever you'd like. What I need from you first, though,
is who do you want to send those roses to?
They're free, free, completely free. This isn't going to show
(05:53):
up on your bill or anything next month. These are free.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Okay?
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Yeah, yeah, them to Cheyenne.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Okay, got that down.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
And then we always attach a card with the roses.
If you want, you can write a note on there
for Cheyenne.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Can you make it?
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Can you make it? Is it for twenty yet?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Say it one more time?
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Is it for twenty yet?
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh? What does that mean?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
It's like an inside inside and I.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Think I actually get it. Yeah, well, I think it's
a weed joke.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, you smoke a lot of weed with uh with cheyenne. Yeah,
I guess. Okay, hey, you know what, I've got some
really bad news for It's nobody died or anything like that.
But I but you are pretty much busted.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
It's not a weird thing.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
No, no, I guess no, no, no, no, no, no, don't worry Thomas.
It's not no, it's nothing like that that. It's that
you sent the flowers to the wrong girl. And we're
not the we're not the phone company. We're the We're
a radio station called Katie w B. And we do
this a couple of times a week where we call
somebody and say, hey, who do you want to send
flowers to? And then you know, hopefully you send them
(07:23):
to the girlfriend and not somebody else. And and the
reason we did this because your girlfriend Low, she called
us and she said, will you call Thomas and see
who we send roses to? Say hi to him Low,
so he knows it's real.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
You you're such a pig.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Oh my god. Oh well she told us about the
socks and how you were.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
You were supposedly with your buddies playing pool or darts
or whatever, and and you probably likely we're over at
Cheyenne's house because you came home with no socks on?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yeah, no, I was.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
How does this ever happen? Has this ever happened? So
you admit that that's you were over at Cheyenne's.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, Like.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
All right, Like at this point, you know you got me.
So what am I supposed to do? You know?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Well, god, I mean you care about low at all?
Speaker 4 (08:32):
Do you want to at least like apologize to her?
Speaker 3 (08:36):
I mean, I'll do it again? So like what were
we even talking about?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Wow? I can't do it again?
Speaker 4 (08:46):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (08:46):
I thought for a second that he doesn't want his
girlfriend to know that he's going over to get high
with Cheyenne. But then they're doing more than that because
he had his socks off. Yeah, I'm going to guess
his pants off and his shirt off. That is war
of the Roses. I wonder if he's buddies with Nick
the Stoner.
Speaker 4 (09:05):
I was gonna say he he sounded like a distant
cousin cousin.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
He could be just like, I don't know if they
all know each other.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
That's war of the Roses on k D double ub
And yeah, he thought we were the Feds I think
for a second.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Really funny. Yeah. War of the Roses wraps up on
kd w B. Do you ever want to hear a
replay of War of the Roses?
Speaker 1 (09:28):
You want to introduce your friends to War of the
Roses or have them hear the classic Nick the Stoner episode.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
That is all on the iHeart Radio app. Just search
War of the Roses.
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