October 7, 2025 • 9 mins
Courtney found a talking parrot toy in her boyfriend, Andy's office but when she pressed the button it said something that made her suspicious of him.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He loves me.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
He loves me not only.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
One way to find out War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm kd WB. You guys see that on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I think it's called cot cheating, where it's like somebody
will say something like, I know, like, what did you
do to me a couple of months ago? You said?
What was the name of somebody? You said, you know
what I could have for lunch today? I would love
to have.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And then one of your childhood friends I can't remember
was one of his girlfriends? He said the name of
one of his girlfriends?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Was it Tammy? No?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay anyway, So there's a video online on Instagram and
I think it's under caught cheating where a guy goes
up to his girlfriend with his camera like, you know,
down by his leg, yeah, and he says, God, I
am so hungry that I could eat Craig Morton. And
she's like, huh huh did he text you? No, you're
cheating with him. So this is the radio version of
(00:54):
caught Cheating, and we call it War of the Roses.
Now we're gonna hope that there's no cheating in this one,
but we'll see what happens to Courtney tell me why
you're on War of the Roses today and why you
suspect your boyfriend Andy might be up to something.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Well, I was in Andy's office. I needed some tape.
I went in his office and he's got all kinds
of knickknacks, choch keys, just kind of decorative.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Stuff all over his office. And he's this stuffed parrot.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
The parrot is one of those recorder things.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know. You can press the button and you talk
to it and it records your voice.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, and it speaks back to you when you press
the button again. So I randomly pressed.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
The button and I hear a woman's voice and she says,
send me over.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And hard.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Didn't see that coming.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, all the mirrit comes in the box.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That is not the factory default. Sure, I mean it
could be. So you what did you do when you
heard the parrots say that?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I asked my boyfriend Andy, why does that parrot say that?
That's kind of a Where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah? Right? And it's a woman's voice indeed. Okay, all right?
And Andy says, of course you had a logical excuse
for this.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Andy says, I haven't had that in your I'm surprised
that still works.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's I didn't even know I was on there, So
it could.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Be like an previous X sir from a while ago.
If he's telling the truth.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, but he would know that that's on there though.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, but I mean you might forget that it's on there.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't. It's hard to forget that. Well, maybe he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Maybe somebody came and recorded it while he wasn't standing
right there. That is like something Dave, you would, Yeah,
you would go into your buddy's home office and record
yourself saying something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I totally would, Yes, and I would.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I remember the funniest prank I ever did was I
left condoms in Pat Eberts's briefcase one time back when
people used to carry a briefcase into work, So I
thought it'd be funny to throw a couple of condoms
in there for.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
His fiance to find. Yeah, it did not go well.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, she was really mad and he's like, I can't
believe you did that. That got me in such trouble.
And I'm like, do you want me to call Teresa?
And he's like, no, You've caused enough trouble. But back
to the parrot. Yeah, so you're wondering. I mean, it
totally could be. It could be an old girlfriend that
(03:46):
left it on there, you know, years before you met.
It's definitely not a new technology. I think Alison had
one of those back in the nineties, so it could
have been sitting there for years. But something tells you
that it my be recent.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I've just I have a feeling.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't like to ignore those feelings.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Just want to make sure.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, all right, we can call him and we can
set the trap and wore the roses. Basically asked a
guy who do you want to send roses to? If
you won free roses? Who do you want to send
roses to? And hopefully he will pick you and maybe
not the woman whose voice is on the parrot. Hold
on and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Time to pull out those receipts.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Part two of War the Roses starts right now on KDWB.
So O case you missed part one, there's you've probably
seen these. It's like an old technology. It's not new,
but it's like I think Alison had one when she
was a kid. It's a parrot and you push a
button on the parrot and you'll let you record your voice, like.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hi, Alison, it's daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And then she pushes the button and she hears it back.
So she's walking around his office. What she says, she's
looking for tape or is she just around in there?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Here's something?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, sees this parrot pushes the button and it has
blank me blank and blank blank.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Blanky yep, blank by blank by blank.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And she's like, well, that's not my voice. I didn't
say that. What is this all about? Is he seeing
somebody else? What did he say? Did he have a
response to that?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't think he did.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, we're gonna get I think he said he doesn't
know that. He didn't know it was on there.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, it was like a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It didn't come from kd toy and hobby that way.
So let's find out whether he's cheating on War of
the Roses on kdub making the phone call?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Uh, I can I talk to Andy?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Please speak Andy.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
My name's Rachel. I work with I was wondering if
you had a couple of minutes to do a quick
customer satisfaction survey with us today. We just really value
our customers experience and we do have a reward for
doing it. It's only going to take a few minutes,
and then I will set you up with a dozen
red roses to send out to whoever you want.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What No, no, no roses?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No thank you? I no way.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Well it's just it's just a quick survey. Sorry. Like
I said, it's only going to take a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm not buying it. I've been burned by this before.
I had an except me on War.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The Roses, like oh oh, dago really exactly. So not
only do we run into guys who we've done this
so much, we run into guys who've heard of War
the Roses.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Here's a guy who's actually been on War the Roses.
You were on War the Roses. Uh yeah, okay, so you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Know, you know, you know exactly what's going on. You
know that it's KATWB. When were you on War the Roses.
I think it was about ten or eleven years ago.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
To be honest, I was young.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I was really stupid. No, I get it. What what
was what was the evidence in what happened? I'm you know,
I was dating my girlfriend who is a brunette, and
she found blonde.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Hairs in a bad and was suspicious, so she called
called me on it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I kind of might remember that one. Did you send
roses to the wrong person?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know? I think I did, which is why I'm
not Gonnavault.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, all right, well then then you know exactly what's
going on, and you must know who is on the
phone right now. There is somebody who's wondering whether you're
seeing somebody else. Who do you think is on the
phone right now?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh? Now, you should have known that right away.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If somebody was doing more of the roses to me
and they said, who do you think is on the phone,
I'd be like, well, that's my wife, Susan.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, all right, No, see, here's the thing. I'm gonna
tell you who's listening right now? Courtney has heard everything
in the last couple of minutes, including you not knowing
who's on the phone, right Courtney, yep. So if there's
a dilemma, then clearly you're doing something wrong. I don't
(08:25):
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
It.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is he gone? Did he hang up?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That sounded like a hang up Andy.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I would hang up too, seriously if I was so
busted I don't think I would stick around to be berated,
but like I would just dip out. I feel bad
for her, but also, dude, it's been eleven years, Like
grow up on.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's a cheater, they say, always a cheater. That's what
they say.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Okay, Courtney, We're sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That was not what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Sometimes it never is. I think that's what I would do, though.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's like there's so many guys that sit there on
the radio and they're just like they know they're on
Katie WB and they're still trying to talk their way
out of something.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I would be like, this never happened this jet. What
would you do? Assuming you maybe you were on War
of the Roses. I can't believe we found a guy
that's been on War of the Rosy. Even if I
was innocent, if I was being called out for something,
I would be like did I do something?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh no? And then I would spiral that way like
did I just forget
He loves me.
Speaker 2 (00:01):
He loves me not only.
Speaker 3 (00:03):
One way to find out War of the Roses.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
I'm kd WB. You guys see that on Instagram.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
I think it's called cot cheating, where it's like somebody
will say something like, I know, like, what did you
do to me a couple of months ago? You said?
What was the name of somebody? You said, you know
what I could have for lunch today? I would love
to have.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
And then one of your childhood friends I can't remember
was one of his girlfriends? He said the name of
one of his girlfriends?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Was it Tammy? No?
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Okay anyway, So there's a video online on Instagram and
I think it's under caught cheating where a guy goes
up to his girlfriend with his camera like, you know,
down by his leg, yeah, and he says, God, I
am so hungry that I could eat Craig Morton. And
she's like, huh huh did he text you? No, you're
cheating with him. So this is the radio version of
(00:54):
caught Cheating, and we call it War of the Roses.
Now we're gonna hope that there's no cheating in this one,
but we'll see what happens to Courtney tell me why
you're on War of the Roses today and why you
suspect your boyfriend Andy might be up to something.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (01:11):
Well, I was in Andy's office. I needed some tape.
I went in his office and he's got all kinds
of knickknacks, choch keys, just kind of decorative.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Stuff all over his office. And he's this stuffed parrot.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Okay.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
The parrot is one of those recorder things.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know. You can press the button and you talk
to it and it records your voice.
Speaker 5 (01:41):
Yeah, and it speaks back to you when you press
the button again. So I randomly pressed.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
The button and I hear a woman's voice and she says,
send me over.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
And hard.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
Didn't see that coming.
Speaker 4 (01:59):
No, all the mirrit comes in the box.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
That is not the factory default. Sure, I mean it
could be. So you what did you do when you
heard the parrots say that?
Speaker 5 (02:14):
I asked my boyfriend Andy, why does that parrot say that?
That's kind of a Where did that come from?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah? Right? And it's a woman's voice indeed. Okay, all right?
And Andy says, of course you had a logical excuse
for this.
Speaker 5 (02:34):
Andy says, I haven't had that in your I'm surprised
that still works.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
That's I didn't even know I was on there, So
it could.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
Be like an previous X sir from a while ago.
If he's telling the truth.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, but he would know that that's on there though.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Yeah, but I mean you might forget that it's on there.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I don't. It's hard to forget that. Well, maybe he doesn't.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Maybe somebody came and recorded it while he wasn't standing
right there. That is like something Dave, you would, Yeah,
you would go into your buddy's home office and record
yourself saying something like that.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I totally would, Yes, and I would.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I remember the funniest prank I ever did was I
left condoms in Pat Eberts's briefcase one time back when
people used to carry a briefcase into work, So I
thought it'd be funny to throw a couple of condoms
in there for.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
His fiance to find. Yeah, it did not go well.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, she was really mad and he's like, I can't
believe you did that. That got me in such trouble.
And I'm like, do you want me to call Teresa?
And he's like, no, You've caused enough trouble. But back
to the parrot. Yeah, so you're wondering. I mean, it
totally could be. It could be an old girlfriend that
(03:46):
left it on there, you know, years before you met.
It's definitely not a new technology. I think Alison had
one of those back in the nineties, so it could
have been sitting there for years. But something tells you
that it my be recent.
Speaker 5 (04:02):
I've just I have a feeling.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
I don't like to ignore those feelings.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Just want to make sure.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Okay, all right, we can call him and we can
set the trap and wore the roses. Basically asked a
guy who do you want to send roses to? If
you won free roses? Who do you want to send
roses to? And hopefully he will pick you and maybe
not the woman whose voice is on the parrot. Hold
on and we'll be right back.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Time to pull out those receipts.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Part two of War the Roses starts right now on KDWB.
So O case you missed part one, there's you've probably
seen these. It's like an old technology. It's not new,
but it's like I think Alison had one when she
was a kid. It's a parrot and you push a
button on the parrot and you'll let you record your voice, like.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Hi, Alison, it's daddy.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
And then she pushes the button and she hears it back.
So she's walking around his office. What she says, she's
looking for tape or is she just around in there?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Here's something?
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Yeah, sees this parrot pushes the button and it has
blank me blank and blank blank.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Blanky yep, blank by blank by blank.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
And she's like, well, that's not my voice. I didn't
say that. What is this all about? Is he seeing
somebody else? What did he say? Did he have a
response to that?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
I don't think he did.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Well, we're gonna get I think he said he doesn't
know that. He didn't know it was on there.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, it was like a long time ago.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
It didn't come from kd toy and hobby that way.
So let's find out whether he's cheating on War of
the Roses on kdub making the phone call?
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Uh, I can I talk to Andy?
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Please speak Andy.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
My name's Rachel. I work with I was wondering if
you had a couple of minutes to do a quick
customer satisfaction survey with us today. We just really value
our customers experience and we do have a reward for
doing it. It's only going to take a few minutes,
and then I will set you up with a dozen
red roses to send out to whoever you want.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
What No, no, no roses?
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No thank you? I no way.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
Well it's just it's just a quick survey. Sorry. Like
I said, it's only going to take a couple of minutes.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
I'm not buying it. I've been burned by this before.
I had an except me on War.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
The Roses, like oh oh, dago really exactly. So not
only do we run into guys who we've done this
so much, we run into guys who've heard of War
the Roses.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Here's a guy who's actually been on War the Roses.
You were on War the Roses. Uh yeah, okay, so you.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Know, you know, you know exactly what's going on. You
know that it's KATWB. When were you on War the Roses.
I think it was about ten or eleven years ago.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
To be honest, I was young.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I was really stupid. No, I get it. What what
was what was the evidence in what happened? I'm you know,
I was dating my girlfriend who is a brunette, and
she found blonde.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Hairs in a bad and was suspicious, so she called
called me on it.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I kind of might remember that one. Did you send
roses to the wrong person?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know? I think I did, which is why I'm
not Gonnavault.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Okay, all right, well then then you know exactly what's
going on, and you must know who is on the
phone right now. There is somebody who's wondering whether you're
seeing somebody else. Who do you think is on the
phone right now?
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Oh? Now, you should have known that right away.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
If somebody was doing more of the roses to me
and they said, who do you think is on the phone,
I'd be like, well, that's my wife, Susan.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Okay, all right, No, see, here's the thing. I'm gonna
tell you who's listening right now? Courtney has heard everything
in the last couple of minutes, including you not knowing
who's on the phone, right Courtney, yep. So if there's
a dilemma, then clearly you're doing something wrong. I don't
(08:25):
know what you're talking about.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
It.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
I wasn't doing anything wrong.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
I are you kidding?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Is he gone? Did he hang up?
Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
That sounded like a hang up Andy.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
I would hang up too, seriously if I was so
busted I don't think I would stick around to be berated,
but like I would just dip out. I feel bad
for her, but also, dude, it's been eleven years, Like
grow up on.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It's a cheater, they say, always a cheater. That's what
they say.
Speaker 4 (08:57):
Okay, Courtney, We're sorry.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
That was not what I was expecting.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Sometimes it never is. I think that's what I would do, though.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
It's like there's so many guys that sit there on
the radio and they're just like they know they're on
Katie WB and they're still trying to talk their way
out of something.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
I would be like, this never happened this jet. What
would you do? Assuming you maybe you were on War
of the Roses. I can't believe we found a guy
that's been on War of the Rosy. Even if I
was innocent, if I was being called out for something,
I would be like did I do something?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oh no? And then I would spiral that way like
did I just forget
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