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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Do you think we really offer you free flowers in
this economy?
Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's signed for War of the Roses on jd WB.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Liz is on the phone for War of the Roses
this morning, and Liz is basically she's definitely aware that
there is very little evidence, but it's bizarre evidence because
you've been listening to War of the Roses for a
long time and you've heard some of the crazy stuff.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Yeah, I had. It's just so crazy how like things happen.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
On the Roses and.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Bizarre too though, okay, because it's just it's just simple,
but it's inexplicable.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
What's going on?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
What makes you think that Daniel, your boyfriend, is maybe
sneaking around behind your back?
Speaker 5 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:51):
So we live in an apartment together and last Thursday.
Speaker 5 (00:58):
I came home from work and.
Speaker 4 (01:00):
There were these pair of glasses on my counter in
my kitchen and it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Belong to either of us.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
And I asked Daniel, like, hey, who are these?
Speaker 4 (01:15):
And he swearing up and down, he doesn't know at
all who they are. He at first thought they were mine.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
But they're not, so so okay, so they're like they're glasses,
they're not sunglasses. At first, when you said glasses. I
thought you meant like drinking glasses. You mean like eyeglasses.
They ain't yours, Daniel claims they're not, and you know,
of course you know they're not yours. Yes, So where
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did they Where did these mysterious glasses come from? They
didn't just like you know, pop out of nowhere, right, he.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Said, it might be that they any glasses. He thought
maybe he left them there, so.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
You know, I thought he would have come back for
them because they looked pretty important in everything.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, so their prescription eyeglasses, and the maintenance guy left
them there. He would have come back and he would
have said, oh, my glass is here. So then you
you went down to the office too, right, Yeah, then
we went.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Down to the office and like it was nobody's at all.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
So nobody claimed these glasses. So the only piece of evidence,
if I got this right, is these glasses up here
and they're not yours, Daniels. So, but how did they
get there? Somebody brought them in? Wasn't a friend of yours?
You haven't had I don't know. Has anybody come over
in the last couple of weeks that would have left
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them there?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
No, I won't always drink a friend, but we didn't.
Speaker 5 (02:54):
Meet up at my plans.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Okay, so it's definitely not theirs.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Are they unisex or they definitely men's or definitely women's
or can you tell?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
I mean they're looking to set but it looks like
a woman could have warn them.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (03:10):
I mean I remember one time when I was living
with a partner that there was something in the house
that I was like, that's neither of ours, Like what
is it? But there was an explanation because they had
just had friends over for football and it was their
friends had left it over, so we were able to
figure it out. However, you guys don't seem to have
a solution, so I would immediately be thinking, who'd you
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have over?
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, right, because you know they had to have come
from Daniel, you know that unless there's some other weird
exclamation explanation that somebody broke in and put a pair
of glasses on your kitchen counter. All right, so here's
what we can do. We can call him. We can
set the trap and say, okay, hey, we're calling to
give you a survey and and you know you take
(03:56):
this survey from your phone company. Oh guess what your
prize is you get a dozen roses? Great, who do
you want to send roses to? And then hopefully he
will send them to you. But if he sends them
to somebody else, that might be very indicative of where
those glasses came from.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
So hold on a minute, we'll call Daniel in a second.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Okay, and now the dramatic conclusion of war the roses
well under one on one point three KDWB.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
A mysterious item appeared on their kitchen counter, a pair
of glasses. She said, they're not mine. He said, they're
also not mine.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Then who do they belong to? Is that your best
dateline voice? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Yeah, okay, I like it. I think you Who did
they belong to? That guy is so good on dateline?
But we're getting off subject here anyway. So somebody brought
up they're the maintenance man's Well he I don't know
he would come back and.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Look for him.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Well, they also went to the didn't you say They
went to the office and they said it's nobody's here.
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Nobody asked for him. Yeah, he's been looking for lost glasses.
Somebody knows something, but they're not talking. No, don't, let's
make the phone call. War of the Roses.
Speaker 6 (05:24):
I know you said you had a busy day today, Daniel,
so I do appreciate you taking the time to do
that survey with me. Like I said, I do have
a dozen roses to send out for our appreciation of
doing that. What I'll need from you first is who
do you want to send the roses to.
Speaker 8 (05:42):
I'd like to send them to list.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
Okay, got it down, and we will get those delivered
later today, except for we probably won't get them delivered
because this isn't real.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
What do you mean, not an.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Actual company checking about your phone service? I work in radio. Gotcha?
Speaker 8 (06:07):
I'm sorry?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
What what's happening? David's your turn?
Speaker 3 (06:11):
No, I don't want to I don't want to explain it. Okay,
so it's good news. I think it's good news. So
this is Katie WB and you are on a bit
that we call War of the Roses where we call
people and say, hey, we will send you roses to
whoever you want, and then people get caught cheating all
the time because they send the roses to the wrong person.
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But but you, you did not send them to the
wrong person. You sent them to your girlfriend, Liz, and
that's good news because Liz is the one who put
us up to this, and she's listening right now.
Speaker 5 (06:46):
Uh, Hyland, how you doing.
Speaker 8 (06:51):
Uh So there's no roses.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
No roses, no, no, Liz was concerned. Say hi Liz,
so he'll say just say hi to Daniel so he'll
know this is really your your your idea.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
Hi, Daniel, it's me. I protected it.
Speaker 8 (07:09):
Okay, cool?
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Why that is the question of the day. The glasses,
the glasses. Do you want to explain it or do
you want me to explain it? I can explain please
do Yes.
Speaker 4 (07:22):
I brought you up to this as the glasses Daniel.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
H huh. Well, she was thinking, let me help fill
in some of the holes here. She was thinking she
didn't know where those glasses came from. You say you
don't know where the glasses came from. She is she
knows she did not put the glasses there. Because she's
eliminated herself as a suspect. The only suspect left is you,
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And so she thinks that you know, and you're lying
about it, that you know where those glasses came from,
that you had somebody come over. They got naked, got
in your bed, they were messing around. They left, probably
in a hurry, and forgot their glasses on the kitchen counter.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
That's what she thinks.
Speaker 5 (08:08):
Where does they came from? Daniel, Like this is like
a dateline mystery of where these came from?
Speaker 2 (08:15):
It is Yeah, no, totally, no, totally.
Speaker 8 (08:18):
I mean I'm laughing it out because it's it's it's
funny because I got I actually thought the same thing, like, uh,
I'm just a suspicious that that you were doing something wrong,
like because it was I don't know, it was just weird.
Like the way this all happened was like like you
had found them and you had gone like straight up
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to them and and and grab them and like where
where were these coming from? Like I don't know, it
felt like the way you just went to it right away,
I don't know, it felt like a cover up or something.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
Well.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
I watch a lot of dateline mysteries, you guys, and
a lot of the time the person who finds the
evidence is the one who's guilty.
Speaker 6 (08:58):
On the playground, whoever Delta Delta exactly.
Speaker 3 (09:05):
But at this point, I don't think that she would
have called Katie, will you be to do War of
the Roses if she knew that she was guilty, She
just draws more suspicion.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
So where did the glasses come from?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Have you, guys, has there been any more ideas of
where these could come from?
Speaker 8 (09:21):
Nothing on, biand I genuinely don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
That's what a cheeter would say. Okay, now, but he might.
Now I'm going into like dateline, you know, let's do
you do your best date line delivery? Jenny watch date line.
I don't know what that even means.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
Well, Lester doesn't really Okay, it's the guy with the
gray hair, and he's like. The glasses appeared out of nowhere,
and neither Daniel nor Liz claimed to know where they
came from.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
However, Daniel a known liar. No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I don't know, guys, I don't know.
Speaker 8 (10:02):
Say wait what you know?
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Here's here's what's going to happen. In a day or
two or a week.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
You're going to figure out where they came from, and
everything's going to be fine.
Speaker 8 (10:13):
I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. Whatever, like
alien deemed them down to our
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Kitchen, like hopefully we'll show its fain to