July 7, 2025 • 6 mins
Dave's granddaughter said "don't look at me!" to him the other day, what did YOUR kid say to you that took you off guard?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm at the campsite with the girls. They're two and
four years old, and we're walking around. We're walking back
and forth to the playground. We're just having a great
time and we're at the Jordan koa shout out Jordan Kowa.
And so Evelyn, who is two almost three, she's walking
behind me, like a couple of steps behind me, and
she goes, don't look at me like that. And I
was like, what, I didn't even look at you. Where
(00:23):
did you get that? And I asked her mom, Alison,
my daughter, I said where where did she hear don't
look at me like that? And Alison laughed like, I
have no idea. What did your kids say that made
you go? Where did you hear that? So if they
said like the F bomb or they said something like
where did that? What where did that come from? Where
(00:47):
did your kid? What did they say? And where did
they get this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
My niece at the end of anything, being in the microwave,
when it counts down like three, two one, she'll go
Happy New Year?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Where did she know?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because she's two and a half, so I don't know
if she remembers the last New Year, But that's adorable.
She says, weird stuff like that all the time. But
I don't look at me like that. That seems kind
of snott.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Don't look at me like that. It's like, I know
her mom and dad would never have said that. Maybe
she got from her big sister. But if your kid
comes home from daycare and they're saying something that, where
did you hear that? Send me a text let me know,
or call me, or even use the talkback feature in
the talkback app of the iHeart app. Good Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
My son is four years old, and anytime he goes
number two in the bathroom, they always just start saying, oh,
that's the stuff, and I have no idea where he
gets it, but it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh that's the stock god. Oh okay, let's try another one.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
So my niece was if I one and a half two,
and my mom's sitting in the cart in the car
with her and my cousin is my niece girls.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Blanking embecile, Oh my god, blanking embecile. Wow, where where
did she get that? Okay, we had a bunch of
the kids they say the darness things. We got somebody
else here on the talk back my three year.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Old suddenly was coming home saying, put a chicken on it, babe.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I have no idea where that came from.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Put a chicken on it. They write that down for
a safe fair shirt, but I put a chicken on it, baby,
because you know what would happen. People would come up
and say, what does that shirt mean? Okay on the phone.
This all started because the little Evelyn she's too She
told me the other day, She's like, stop looking at
me like that, or don't look at me like that.
I'm like, I'm not even looking at you. What are
you talking about? What did your kids say? That came
(02:47):
out of nowhere? High Courtney?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What does your kids say?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay? So this is my little sister. When she was little,
she used to say it Choka pi soca pie, and
we thought she was saying shock apee and how did
town gets stuck in your head? Like do you want
to go to Valley Fairs? Socca piece. So then we
found out months and months later she was saying chocolate please.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh please, soccer pease, chocolate please. Oh that's adorable, because
it'd be like, where'd she get shock a soca pee?
What in the world? Some text messages as wow.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
One of our family members asked our four year old
what he asked Santa for Christmas, and he goes, none
of your business. My three year old says, knock it
off right now. You aren't my best friend anymore. As
if it's a curse. We have never once said that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Where did they get this? I will tell you one
thing that your kids will Your kids, at one point
during their childhood might say I hate you because you'll
do something like you won't give them a you know,
animal crackers, or you won't give them goldfish. I hate you.
Don't acknowledge it, because once they realize that gets you upset,
they'll use it all the time. I remember that happened
(03:55):
with my sister and her kid. I hate you.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What you don't?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You don't just ignore it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, this textas when my son was four, he told
a kid at daycare to shut up, you moron.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He must have heard that from dad. Dad heard it
was the learned it from.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
My dad, who would yell at his dog when she
was barking, shut up, you moron. My three year old
is constantly saying, oh Jesus Christ at every little inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh no, and she's three. Yeah again, that's from mom
or Dadah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
This is from Wanita. When my son was six, I
gave him a banquet Salisbury steak dinner and he goes,
what is this? Ish say what this is?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I love it? Here's another one on the talk back
feature What did your kids say that made you go?
Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
When my son was about five years old, he tooted
and said, I farted, it burned my butt.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Shee jaggled. Okay, if you got one than that, let
us know on Mark fucking call. Oh there is, Oh,
there is Okay, look at that. Hello, it's Katie WB.
This is Holly. Hi Holly. What did your kids? How
old was your kid? What happened?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I have two granddaughters and their ages five and seven,
and when I came to visit recently, they told me
they're going to burgle my turds?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Burglar? What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What that?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Dad? They got it from dad? Did they get it
from dad?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They may have, They may have gotten there from their moms.
But yeah, they like to read. They're pretty precocious. And
I'm just looking at I'm like, I haven't heard the
word burgle. I think I was like I mean, I'm
fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah. It reminds me of the time we were at
chee cheese over in Minnetonka years ago and one of
us meet or Susan, dropped the F bomb and then Alison,
who was about two, started to repeat it. And when
she repeated it, the more we laughed, and the more
we laughed, the more she repeated it till she was
basically shouting the F bomb in the middle of chee cheese.
It was awesome. It was off
I'm at the campsite with the girls. They're two and
four years old, and we're walking around. We're walking back
and forth to the playground. We're just having a great
time and we're at the Jordan koa shout out Jordan Kowa.
And so Evelyn, who is two almost three, she's walking
behind me, like a couple of steps behind me, and
she goes, don't look at me like that. And I
was like, what, I didn't even look at you. Where
(00:23):
did you get that? And I asked her mom, Alison,
my daughter, I said where where did she hear don't
look at me like that? And Alison laughed like, I
have no idea. What did your kids say that made
you go? Where did you hear that? So if they
said like the F bomb or they said something like
where did that? What where did that come from? Where
(00:47):
did your kid? What did they say? And where did
they get this?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
My niece at the end of anything, being in the microwave,
when it counts down like three, two one, she'll go
Happy New Year?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Where did she know?
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Because she's two and a half, so I don't know
if she remembers the last New Year, But that's adorable.
She says, weird stuff like that all the time. But
I don't look at me like that. That seems kind
of snott.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Don't look at me like that. It's like, I know
her mom and dad would never have said that. Maybe
she got from her big sister. But if your kid
comes home from daycare and they're saying something that, where
did you hear that? Send me a text let me know,
or call me, or even use the talkback feature in
the talkback app of the iHeart app. Good Morning.
Speaker 4 (01:29):
My son is four years old, and anytime he goes
number two in the bathroom, they always just start saying, oh,
that's the stuff, and I have no idea where he
gets it, but it's the funniest thing.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh that's the stock god. Oh okay, let's try another one.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
So my niece was if I one and a half two,
and my mom's sitting in the cart in the car
with her and my cousin is my niece girls.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Blanking embecile, Oh my god, blanking embecile. Wow, where where
did she get that? Okay, we had a bunch of
the kids they say the darness things. We got somebody
else here on the talk back my three year.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Old suddenly was coming home saying, put a chicken on it, babe.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
I have no idea where that came from.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Put a chicken on it. They write that down for
a safe fair shirt, but I put a chicken on it, baby,
because you know what would happen. People would come up
and say, what does that shirt mean? Okay on the phone.
This all started because the little Evelyn she's too She
told me the other day, She's like, stop looking at
me like that, or don't look at me like that.
I'm like, I'm not even looking at you. What are
you talking about? What did your kids say? That came
(02:47):
out of nowhere? High Courtney?
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Hello?
Speaker 1 (02:50):
What does your kids say?
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Okay? So this is my little sister. When she was little,
she used to say it Choka pi soca pie, and
we thought she was saying shock apee and how did
town gets stuck in your head? Like do you want
to go to Valley Fairs? Socca piece. So then we
found out months and months later she was saying chocolate please.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Oh please, soccer pease, chocolate please. Oh that's adorable, because
it'd be like, where'd she get shock a soca pee?
What in the world? Some text messages as wow.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
One of our family members asked our four year old
what he asked Santa for Christmas, and he goes, none
of your business. My three year old says, knock it
off right now. You aren't my best friend anymore. As
if it's a curse. We have never once said that.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Where did they get this? I will tell you one
thing that your kids will Your kids, at one point
during their childhood might say I hate you because you'll
do something like you won't give them a you know,
animal crackers, or you won't give them goldfish. I hate you.
Don't acknowledge it, because once they realize that gets you upset,
they'll use it all the time. I remember that happened
(03:55):
with my sister and her kid. I hate you.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
What you don't?
Speaker 1 (04:00):
You don't just ignore it? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, this textas when my son was four, he told
a kid at daycare to shut up, you moron.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
He must have heard that from dad. Dad heard it
was the learned it from.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
My dad, who would yell at his dog when she
was barking, shut up, you moron. My three year old
is constantly saying, oh Jesus Christ at every little inconvenience.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Oh no, and she's three. Yeah again, that's from mom
or Dadah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
This is from Wanita. When my son was six, I
gave him a banquet Salisbury steak dinner and he goes,
what is this? Ish say what this is?
Speaker 1 (04:38):
I love it? Here's another one on the talk back
feature What did your kids say that made you go?
Where'd you hear that?
Speaker 2 (04:43):
When my son was about five years old, he tooted
and said, I farted, it burned my butt.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Shee jaggled. Okay, if you got one than that, let
us know on Mark fucking call. Oh there is, Oh,
there is Okay, look at that. Hello, it's Katie WB.
This is Holly. Hi Holly. What did your kids? How
old was your kid? What happened?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
I have two granddaughters and their ages five and seven,
and when I came to visit recently, they told me
they're going to burgle my turds?
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Burglar? What is that supposed to mean?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
What that?
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Dad? They got it from dad? Did they get it
from dad?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
They may have, They may have gotten there from their moms.
But yeah, they like to read. They're pretty precocious. And
I'm just looking at I'm like, I haven't heard the
word burgle. I think I was like I mean, I'm
fifty seven.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah. It reminds me of the time we were at
chee cheese over in Minnetonka years ago and one of
us meet or Susan, dropped the F bomb and then Alison,
who was about two, started to repeat it. And when
she repeated it, the more we laughed, and the more
we laughed, the more she repeated it till she was
basically shouting the F bomb in the middle of chee cheese.
It was awesome. It was off
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