March 14, 2025 • 6 mins
Dave and Bailey hijack Jenny's Been on Reddit with Napolean Dynamite quotes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Baby Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I sure have, and I want to talk today about
some daily etiquette that people need a refresher on.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To start with this one. If you're offered a ride
with someone, don't start eating in their car.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Does anyone on the show do that?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And don't think?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you calling us out on purpose?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh? No?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Did I have I eaten in someone's car?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, I don't know that the fact. I'm just asking
if you guys think you've done that. I had a
roommate once that he would get a ride from a
coworker to this internship that they had together, and he would.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Bring a bowl of cereal in the car.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So weird.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You can't do that to someone. You are ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That is funny.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Anyways, Don't eat in someone else's car. Okay, that's rude.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, when someone asks why I don't want a sibling
for my only child, leave people alone who are having
kids or don't want to have kids, just don't ask that, please.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I think that a lot of the time people say
that because they're just trying to make conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, it's kind of like, well, when are you
and like, Okay, vont and Melissa.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You know, if I was going to have dinner and
conversation ran a little bit dry because we'd run out
of things to talk about almost immediately, I'd probably say
something like, so, when are you two going to get married?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Melyssa just told me yesterday one of her co workers
wants to meet me and said that they have two
questions for me, And one of them is, so, how
come you haven't proposed? And I'm like this, she just
moved here, give me a break. And then the other
one is like when you get married?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
The next conversational point is like you're sitting around in
conversations slowing down a little bit, you go, so when
are you and Lissa going to have a little levant?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's what people do.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I think they're just you got to give them a
little bit of grace because I think that they're just
trying to be polite.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I agree that they're trying to be polite. I just
think that there's a different way to ask it. Now,
in twenty twenty five, knowing that so many people have
problems getting pregnant, it is more of a hey, do
you think you want to have any more? Do you
want to have kids? Yeah, or do you think you
want to have some more? When are you having kids?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So okay, moving on. This is something Dave does, Oh no,
wow when someone introduces themselves by their full name and
then someone else immediately gets asked, oh, well, do you
have a nickname?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Can I give you one?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Because what you'll do is someone will call in and
their name will be Jessica. Next thing you know, you're
calling them jess so often I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
A friend of human beings, or you like.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Length in the name because like, I okay that actually
I would, I would be okay with that. But I
don't like being called Jennifer. That is my legal birth name.
Do not like being.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Called I call her Jennifer religiously.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's okay. I like that one though.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We're all probably guilty of this at some point on
the show because we work in mornings. But yawning without
covering your mouth, that is a rude thing. You should
cover your mouth if you're yawning.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I don't think I yawned that much during the show.
You know, yawns all the time. Bailey Jay yawn over here.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm just so tired.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
She has a full life where she's out past nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Jealous.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You're just jealous that I'm hanging out with cool chicks
all all day, hot babes.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You're just jealous Napoleon, because I've been chatting online with
hot babes all day.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Your mom goes to college.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, all right, Napoleon died.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Sorry, football clear over those mountains over there.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
In that movie than the two of you Starla every night. Sorry,
you want to go get a coffee?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes, okay, you left your gear at my house. I
thought maybe you'd want it. I drew a picture of you.
It took me like an hour to get the shading
right on your upper lip. Jenny, you were going the
past the days you were missed on the side of
the Just grab from the nurses off.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You guys know too much of this mo movie.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Watch that movie to gosh, can I get back to Sorry?
Go ahead, sorry, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
These are daily etiquette reminders.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, somebody he says, Oh, you'll understand when you are
a real mom to a step mom.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wow, that that is awful.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's vile.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
If you're sitting at a table, please push your chair
back in when.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You leave it all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, she'll pop up, the chair slid across the floor.
I have to slide it back in.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think it's my years of working in the service industry.
I am always fixing chairs if they're like not pushed
it anywhere I go. If you're at work or at
a restaurant or something and you go outside to smoke,
please don't light up right outside the door. People are
entering and leaving right there, and then they have to
walk through the smoke. At least walk a little bit
away from the door.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I really truly don't notice people smoking that much.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean, you don't notice it.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But there was someone that used to work here that smoked,
and they went out for smoke breaks during their morning show,
and you knew when that person had just foun.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, this drove me crazy because this happened on Love
is Blind so much this past season.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But putting your feet.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Up on furniture like it's as Boomers were brought up learning,
it's one of the most disrespectful things to do. But
it was like also putting your feet up with shoes
on ough.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh gross, I want to put my shoes up on
my couch period, right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, I don't think you should be tracing your shoes
around anywhere in the house personally, because there's a bunch
of crap from the outdoors on them. Dave, I know
you don't take your shoes off.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know, Susan night.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
We just disagree because there's a fire or anything, or
something going on outside, like there's a car crash or
a siren. I want to run outside to see what's
going on so I can put on the next door happened?
Heard a siren at seven five.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let me tell you, I got a full report from
my family last night because there was all these fire
trucks that showed up across the street from my mom's
house and my sister lives there, so it was constant updates,
mostly my little sister saying like, who's that hot firefighter?
Who's that house? And then my mom being like, god,
I hope everyone's okay. But it was the hot news
in Funelect because the only thing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Happening in Fontelect.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
All right, Well that's it for Jenny's then I read it.
Thanks for joining me today and the cast of Napoleon Dynamite.
It was a joy to had you guys in the
studio with me.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
To do this.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I caught you a delicious bass.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't understand the word you said. I get to
be annoying for a second or two.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay, wait, wait wait, two.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Ring donuts plus a medium hot coffee At Holiday station stores,
when you buy your two.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Ring donuts, you get a medium coffee with it, So
go get that deal.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Is there some sort of vests I can wear?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That was your best one?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'll get You're gonna.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Make a fist and you're going to raise it up
underneath your chin, and you're going to imagine that you're
surrounded by tiny little sea horses.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's the one. I feel real relaxed.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You just do a Napoleon Dynamite podcast. We should, we
should should break it down and.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Do a video commentary. That sounds fine. Write it down, Dave,
Baby Jenny's been on Reddit.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
I sure have, and I want to talk today about
some daily etiquette that people need a refresher on.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Okay, we're going.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
To start with this one. If you're offered a ride
with someone, don't start eating in their car.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
Does anyone on the show do that?
Speaker 1 (00:18):
And don't think?
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Are you calling us out on purpose?
Speaker 4 (00:20):
Oh? No?
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Did I have I eaten in someone's car?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, I don't know that the fact. I'm just asking
if you guys think you've done that. I had a
roommate once that he would get a ride from a
coworker to this internship that they had together, and he would.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Bring a bowl of cereal in the car.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
So weird.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
You can't do that to someone. You are ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
That is funny.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Anyways, Don't eat in someone else's car. Okay, that's rude.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Okay, when someone asks why I don't want a sibling
for my only child, leave people alone who are having
kids or don't want to have kids, just don't ask that, please.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
I think that a lot of the time people say
that because they're just trying to make conversation.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
You know, it's kind of like, well, when are you
and like, Okay, vont and Melissa.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
You know, if I was going to have dinner and
conversation ran a little bit dry because we'd run out
of things to talk about almost immediately, I'd probably say
something like, so, when are you two going to get married?
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Melyssa just told me yesterday one of her co workers
wants to meet me and said that they have two
questions for me, And one of them is, so, how
come you haven't proposed? And I'm like this, she just
moved here, give me a break. And then the other
one is like when you get married?
Speaker 4 (01:24):
The next conversational point is like you're sitting around in
conversations slowing down a little bit, you go, so when
are you and Lissa going to have a little levant?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
That's what people do.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I think they're just you got to give them a
little bit of grace because I think that they're just
trying to be polite.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
I agree that they're trying to be polite. I just
think that there's a different way to ask it. Now,
in twenty twenty five, knowing that so many people have
problems getting pregnant, it is more of a hey, do
you think you want to have any more? Do you
want to have kids? Yeah, or do you think you
want to have some more? When are you having kids?
Speaker 3 (01:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
So okay, moving on. This is something Dave does, Oh no,
wow when someone introduces themselves by their full name and
then someone else immediately gets asked, oh, well, do you
have a nickname?
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Like?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Can I give you one?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Because what you'll do is someone will call in and
their name will be Jessica. Next thing you know, you're
calling them jess so often I'm.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
A friend of human beings, or you like.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Length in the name because like, I okay that actually
I would, I would be okay with that. But I
don't like being called Jennifer. That is my legal birth name.
Do not like being.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
Called I call her Jennifer religiously.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
That's okay. I like that one though.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
We're all probably guilty of this at some point on
the show because we work in mornings. But yawning without
covering your mouth, that is a rude thing. You should
cover your mouth if you're yawning.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
I don't think I yawned that much during the show.
You know, yawns all the time. Bailey Jay yawn over here.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm just so tired.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
She has a full life where she's out past nine o'clock.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Jealous.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
You're just jealous that I'm hanging out with cool chicks
all all day, hot babes.
Speaker 4 (03:02):
You're just jealous Napoleon, because I've been chatting online with
hot babes all day.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
Your mom goes to college.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Okay, all right, Napoleon died.
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Sorry, football clear over those mountains over there.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
In that movie than the two of you Starla every night. Sorry,
you want to go get a coffee?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes, okay, you left your gear at my house. I
thought maybe you'd want it. I drew a picture of you.
It took me like an hour to get the shading
right on your upper lip. Jenny, you were going the
past the days you were missed on the side of
the Just grab from the nurses off.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
You guys know too much of this mo movie.
Speaker 1 (03:51):
Watch that movie to gosh, can I get back to Sorry?
Go ahead, sorry, thank you.
Speaker 3 (03:56):
These are daily etiquette reminders.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, somebody he says, Oh, you'll understand when you are
a real mom to a step mom.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Wow, that that is awful.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
That's vile.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
If you're sitting at a table, please push your chair
back in when.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
You leave it all the time.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Yeah, she'll pop up, the chair slid across the floor.
I have to slide it back in.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
I think it's my years of working in the service industry.
I am always fixing chairs if they're like not pushed
it anywhere I go. If you're at work or at
a restaurant or something and you go outside to smoke,
please don't light up right outside the door. People are
entering and leaving right there, and then they have to
walk through the smoke. At least walk a little bit
away from the door.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I really truly don't notice people smoking that much.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
I mean, you don't notice it.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
But there was someone that used to work here that smoked,
and they went out for smoke breaks during their morning show,
and you knew when that person had just foun.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Okay, this drove me crazy because this happened on Love
is Blind so much this past season.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
But putting your feet.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Up on furniture like it's as Boomers were brought up learning,
it's one of the most disrespectful things to do. But
it was like also putting your feet up with shoes
on ough.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Oh gross, I want to put my shoes up on
my couch period, right.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, I don't think you should be tracing your shoes
around anywhere in the house personally, because there's a bunch
of crap from the outdoors on them. Dave, I know
you don't take your shoes off.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know, Susan night.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
We just disagree because there's a fire or anything, or
something going on outside, like there's a car crash or
a siren. I want to run outside to see what's
going on so I can put on the next door happened?
Heard a siren at seven five.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Let me tell you, I got a full report from
my family last night because there was all these fire
trucks that showed up across the street from my mom's
house and my sister lives there, so it was constant updates,
mostly my little sister saying like, who's that hot firefighter?
Who's that house? And then my mom being like, god,
I hope everyone's okay. But it was the hot news
in Funelect because the only thing.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Happening in Fontelect.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
All right, Well that's it for Jenny's then I read it.
Thanks for joining me today and the cast of Napoleon Dynamite.
It was a joy to had you guys in the
studio with me.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
To do this.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I caught you a delicious bass.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't understand the word you said. I get to
be annoying for a second or two.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Okay, wait, wait wait, two.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Ring donuts plus a medium hot coffee At Holiday station stores,
when you buy your two.
Speaker 3 (06:20):
Ring donuts, you get a medium coffee with it, So
go get that deal.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Is there some sort of vests I can wear?
Speaker 3 (06:27):
That was your best one?
Speaker 1 (06:28):
I'll get You're gonna.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Make a fist and you're going to raise it up
underneath your chin, and you're going to imagine that you're
surrounded by tiny little sea horses.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's the one. I feel real relaxed.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
You just do a Napoleon Dynamite podcast. We should, we
should should break it down and.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Do a video commentary. That sounds fine. Write it down, Dave,
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