John MacDonald: 100 days and they're still together

Every government minister will be going for the takeaways and cracking open a bottle of something tonight, won’t they?  

They might even put a movie on as well, but they’ll probably nod-off after a few minutes. 

Because that 100-day plan the boss dreamed-up, done and dusted. Delivered. KPIs met. It went to the wire with Shane leaving his big health announcement to the last minute. But we got there team! 

Christopher Luxon will be on the ministerial WhatsApp group telling them to enjoy the spring roll and chips, but reminding them that the next 100 days start on Monday. 

And, whatever you think of the Government, there’s probably one thing we can agree on: it’s not prone to sit around and over-think things. And, for you, that might be a good thing. It might not be, either. I’m probably somewhere in the middle. 

And while I can’t say it’s blown my socks off - I can say it’s exceeded my expectations on one thing. And because of that, I’m giving its first 100 days a pass mark. 

I’ll get to that shortly. And it’s probably how Christopher Luxon is feeling too. Because, as he has often said, he’s never really satisfied. Always thinks things can be done better. 

And with the first 100 days ticking over today, he’s already thinking about the next 100. So, it wasn’t bluster at the start - that’s how he’s going to keep on doing things. Quarterly targets. Every three months.  

As he himself admits, he’s running the country just like a chief executive runs a business or an organisation. 

And is he ever. Just look at the screws going on the public sector. Which I think is getting a bit out of control. Example being this nutbar situation where you’ve got one public department chief executive paying his own airfares to fly around the country and talk to staff about cost-cutting. 

But while the Prime Minister is on to the next 100 days, let’s have a think about how we rate the first 100.  

For starters, I’d describe them as: Stop and Start. 

The Stop bit is all the policies and initiatives of the last government that it’s pulled the plug on. Stop 3 Waters. Stop the Smoke-free stuff. Stop the blanket speed limit reductions. Stop the Auckland light rail project. Stop Fair Pay agreements. Stop the Lake Onslow hydro scheme. Stop the inter-island ferries project. And that’s just a few.   

The Start bit, is all the things that aren’t quite happening yet but, you know, ‘at least we’ve made a start’. 

And, let’s be honest, that’s probably acceptable in just the first 100 days. Especially when you compare it to the pace the last government seemed to work at. 

But I’ve felt —especially in the past couple of weeks— that the Government’s been more focused on ticking things off on the list so it can say it’s ticked things off... it’s felt more interested in that, than the substance of what it’s actually ticking off. 

And we know why that is. The clock’s been ticking. 100 days. Get it done.   

Which has meant that some of the stuff it’s announced feels pretty half-cocked to me. 

For example, its announcement the other day that the first of its boot camps for young criminal offenders would be up-and-running by the middle of the year. With Oranga Tamariki running it. 

Not run by Corrections or the military. But by Oranga Tamariki. How you have a child welfare organisation running what the Government describes as a “military-style academy” I’ll never know.  

But they had to announce something, so it’s been lumbered with Oranga Tamariki because the military obviously doesn’t want a bar of it. Nor Corrections. So social workers are now going to be running boot camps. 

The emergency housing changes announced on Wednesday and this daft idea or expectation that private landlords will take on tenants currently living in motels with a bit of a financial sweetener from the taxpayer and the option of kicking people out after 90 days. 

I don’t know about you, but every landlord I heard from about that said they wouldn’t be touching that with a bargepole. 

The gang patch ban. Fanciful, at best.  

The last thing on the list is healthcare targets, which Health Minister Shane Reti is announcing today.  

But, like I say, you can’t accuse the Government of sitting around and overthinking things. 

So, what is it, do you think, is this one thing I mentioned earlier where the Government has exceeded my expectations? And because of that, I’m giving its first 100 days a pass mark? 

It’s the fact that the coalition hasn’t f