Matt and Tyler's New Zealander of the Week - 8 August

Every Friday on Matt and Tyler afternoons on ZB we name the New Zealander of the week. 

It's an honour that we grant on your behalf to someone who has had effect on our great and beautiful nation over the past week. 

There are three nominees but can only be one winner.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:09):
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Speaker 2 (00:20):
Every Friday on Matt and Tyler Afternoons on z B,
we name the New Zealander of the Week and honor
that we bestow on your behalf to a newsmaker who's
had an outsized effect on our great and beautiful nation.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Over the previous seven days.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
So, without further ado, the nominees for madd and Tyler
Afternoons New Zealand of the Week are Nominally one also
gets the Ship Award. He's been away and now he's
coming back to Canterbury where he won them seven crowns.

(00:53):
He'll be eligible for the ABS in October twenty six
and he'll be there for the World Cup twenty twenty seven.
Raiser loves him and we love Raises for deep strategy.
We all know what happened in twenty eleven. Body Mackenzie
Ritchie and maybe love all the cheers. You are nominated

(01:16):
for New Zealander of the Week.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You ever, this is a single Pernald.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Two also gets the E Grade for a Crap System Award.
NCAA was confusing anti excellence and didn't help young Kewis
achieve their best. It was such a cock up not
even its architects are coming out to support it. Would
it kill us to tell the kids the truth, give
them a proper grade and get them ready for the
real world their certificate of education. Whatever you turn out

(01:44):
to be, you'll be better than NCAA. And you are
nominated for New Zealander of the Week, but there can
be only one, and the winner gets the poop Blue Award.
Dogs are the best of us, loyal, cute and friendly. Unfortunately,
what comes out there back end is second only to
what comes out of a cat's back end for disgustingness.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
But never fear.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Wherever they're the dog in our beautiful country, there is
a great New Zealander not far behind with a bunch
of bags. The best of these people will even pick
up the filth of other people's dogs, dog walking Kiwi's
and your bags of shame. You are out getting exercise,
vitamin D and bringing joy to the world, and you

(02:31):
and your filthy bags are the Madden Tyler afternoons. New
Zealanders of the Week take it away, howie.

Speaker 3 (02:51):
Just don't put them in a freshly clear wheeye bend.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
In front of someone's house or a public fund, in
front of a deary All right, then okay, Colin.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Colin's good poousen what a goodpool?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
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