November 20, 2025 • 32 mins
Today marks the funeral of former Vice President Dick Cheney in Washington, D.C. Did Jeffrey Epstein play a significant role in funding the Clinton Foundation? Mark takes your calls! Mark interviews WOR Weeknight host Jimmy Failla. Jimmy shares his thoughts on the upcoming Oval Office meeting between Zohran Mamdani and President Trump. According to Jimmy, the conversation is likely to be challenging for Mamdani, as his proposed policies will probably face significant resistance and are unlikely to be enacted as he envisions.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're listening to the Mark Simone Show on WR.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, hey, a week away from Thanksgiving, we got a
lot to get to this hour. I'm looking at my
Instagram and here's my friend Brooke Singman, who's a great
Fox News reporter, and she's going down to Washington for something.
She's taken the Amtrak. Look at this picture. I thought
it was ai, but it's real. Apparently she gets on amtraks.
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She got the picture up and look who she's sitting
next to, Joe Biden. Just by coincidence, she gets on
an Amtrak, takes her seat, and there's Joe Biden, the
former president. You know, every former president has got lemos
and SUVs, and he's private jets and they're traveling all
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over the place with a huge entourage. In detail, this
is the only former president who's been spotted numerous times
just on a regular seat on an airplane, take an amtrak.
You know, normally the reason you get all these trappings
is the ex president. Every billionaire is still your great friend.
They'll lend you a plane anytime you want to go anywhere.
Apparently Joe Biden has none of that. All the big
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democratic all these big billionaire donors. They're mostly Democrats. They've
all turned their back on Biden. If Obama wants to
go anywhere, they line up to hand them a private
jet to take them. They're honored to give them the
jet to take them. Joe Biden take the train. There
he is on the train on an am trek. Looks
like a very crowded car. It doesn't even have his
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own little section or his own little row. Sitting next
to Brooks Singman, who's a great reporter. But check out
her Instagram. It's a pretty funny picture. Hey, today is
the Dick Cheney funeral. In fact, as we speak, it's
taking place. Not that exciting. I mean, you know, his
grandchildren are speaking. It's not that I mean, he's a
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former vice president. But it's not like the greatest speakers
in the world will be there. It's you know, this
wacko daughter is going to speak, His grandchildren will speak.
But look at this, I'm looking at the TV screens.
Fox is not carrying it, but MSNBC or whatever they're
calling it now and CNN are taking this live, the
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Dick Cheney funeral. They're acting like this great head of
state has passed away and this very important funeral needs
live coverage. This is the Dick Cheney they hated. Nobody
was hated more by these people, these same networks than
Dick Cheney. You remember, all they did was yell and
scream he's a war criminal, remember Abu Gharab and waterboarding.
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And they wanted him on trial in the Hague. Remember
they made up a whole fake Haliburton scandal about him.
They called this guy every name, but they used to
call him Darth Vader. They used to call him a
war criminal, Nazi. Dick Cheney is the most hated man
in the world. But because he came out so strongly
against Donald Trump, because he attacked Donald Trump, called him
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an existential threat all that. So now they love Dick Cheney.
They love Dick Cheney. And it's crazy. What's her name,
Liz Cheney, that crazy whack job daughter of his. So
they'll actually be speaking. George W. Bush is going to speak.
The former vice presidents are there, Mike Pence is there,
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Biden is there as a former president and as a
Cheney of course was vice president. So all the vice
president show up. Now JD. Vance is not there and
President Trump is not there, but they both point out.
They were not invited, and you might think, well, they
should go, But if they're so hated by the Cheneys,
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if every Cheney has called them Nazis and Hitler and
the worst people on earth, then Cheney actually said that
the greatest threat to him. Well, obviously wouldn't want him
at the funeral, so be inappropriate for them to go.
But the funeral will take place. Look at this msn
what it's called ms now, and it's just endless live
coverage of this boring, boring funeral. And they wonder why
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Fox gets much bigger ratings that they're they're continuing with
normal programming. But it's the National Cathedral, Washington, d C,
CNN ms now. You know it's interesting. MSNBC was forced
to remove NBC from the name. NBC took the name out,
it's now ms now, but CNBC, which they spun off,
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is allowed to keep the name. They're not embarrassed to
have their NBC name in the CNBC name. Interesting little point.
If you like sushi, you know that place in the
Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle, it's called Masa Masa
that's like the number one highest rated Michelin Star three
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Michelin Star Japanese in New York. There's a new place
that open right across from Bryant Park. It's on forty
first Street. It just got three Michelin Stars, making it
the number one sushi place in America. It's only got
a handful of seats and they only do two seatings. Now,
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before you go rushing over there, we all love sushi,
But before you go rushing over there, it's seven hundred
and fifty dollars a person. They should have a team
of psychiatrists. Do just examine your head before you go
in there and pay seven hundred and fifty dollars. But
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the Michelin reviewers say it's not just a dining, it's
a religious experience. It's unlike anything. Seven hundred and fifty
per head. Now that does not include drinks and tax.
So figure one thousand dollars a person, which tops the
other one, Maza, which was always the highest rated. That's
nine hundred of person. Well, actually that's before drinks, and
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so that'll end up being twelve hundred a person. You
ever eat this place, Masa, it's the other one there
is per se. It's like forty seven courses. It takes
you like three and a half hours to eat there
you about a half hour forty minutes into it, you
will want to commit suicide. You will want to kill yourself.
It's the most boring, awful dinner. The food is mesmer.
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You can't believe what it looks like. You don't know
what the hell you're eating. If somebody asked you what
would you have, you can't even tell them. It's the
most complicated, ridiculous food in the world. I went there
once with a I better not mention his name, a
governor who a big donor has taken us. And this
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is a kind of a blue collar all American governor,
and we're eating this crap, and we're on course like
number eleven. And I got to go to the men's
room and he said, where are you going? I said,
the men's room. He said, my security guys are there.
Tell him to get me out of here. And I said, well,
how are they gonna getch you? He goes, just tell
him they'll get me out of here. So I go
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to the men's room. I tell him he wants to
get out of here. So I go back and I
sit down. Five minutes later, the security guys come running in.
It's not a phone. It's like a big walkie talkie thing,
like a satellite phone. They go, Governor, it's an emergency.
It's an emergency. You must take this call. And he
takes some fake call and he goes, I gotta go,
I've got to go, and he runs out, and as
he's running, I go, you're not gonna take me with you.
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But I was stuck there for this thing. It was painful,
absolutely painful. So save yourself. Nine hundred dollars a person,
seven hundred dollars a person. It has three Michelin stars,
but only these European Michelin star reviewers would know what
the hell they were eating, So just forget about it.
Kathy Hokeel making a big announcement that shoplifting is down
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thirteen percent in New York City. Now I don't understand.
Nobody understands the story. She's taking credit if it is indeed, well, yeah,
actually NYPD data shows shoplifting down thirteen point five percent.
Of course, it's up ten thousand percent since the crime
wave that Cuomo created. You know, Cuomo started this no bail,
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no jail. Then you got the crazy Alvin Bragg who
will not prosecute shoplifters. So went up like thousands of percent,
So to be down thirteen point five percent. It's not
a big help, but it's a little it's a start.
But that's NYPD data. Now, Well, how could Hokal claim
credit for this. She's claiming that she put together a
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task force of one hundred officers state law enforcement to
crack down on shoplifting. I'm in drugstores all day long.
I've never seen state troopers in there. I've never seen
any of this. I don't know of anybody being arrested
in New York by a state trooper. But she's claiming
credit for this. I would think it's more the NYPD
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finally getting something done about it. You still have you know,
you go to a drug store, everything's locked up. Shampoo
used to be, the razor blades were locked up. Now
it's aspirin, anything and everything, And it says ring the
bell for the manager to open the and you ring
and ring, and it's going to have to wait ten minutes.
It's the best thing that ever happened for Amazon, so
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much easier. You just go on Amazon order whatever you want,
it's there the next day. Hey, we're talking about Epstein.
The Democrats are going to have huge problems with Epstein.
Stuff is going to come out about the close ties
of all these Democrats to Epstein right up until the end,
right up until the moment he killed himself. He was
a big, big donor to Democrats. Now here's another thing
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that's going to come out. You know when people say
the Clintons are going to have a big problem, well
they really are, not just for their close association with Epstein,
but it's going to come out that Epstein was one
of the founders and the financier of the Clinton Foundation.
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You know, Hillary and Bill Clinton always brag about this
Clinton Foundation, the Clinton Global Initiative. Well, way till everybody
finds out it was Epstein that financed it and got
it going. In fact, in two thousand and seven, when
Epstein was on trial, his attorneys in court presented this
evidence that he founded the Clinton Global Initiative, that he
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founded the Clinton Foundation. In fact, it was that letter,
that proof that he was the guy behind it that
helped him get a good plead deal. That's how you
get a good deal from a judge. You show that
despite your crime, you've done important work in community service.
So They actually presented in court full documentation that Epstein
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was behind the Clinton Foundation and financed its beginnings. So
the Clinton's are going to have to explain that, not
to mention all the visits to Epstein Island. Hillary's going
to have to explain taking a hold the money from Epstein.
This is the other thing that'll come out. It turns
out ninety two percent of Epstein's donations were two Democrats.
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Chuck Schumer took Epstein money, Hillary Clinton took lots of
Epstein money. Bill Clinton and it took more than money
from him. All these things have come out. Katie Kirk
is going to have to explain why she was Epstein's
house having dinner with him. She's fumbled out a few
excuses when asked about it. George Stephanopolis is going to
have to explain what he was doing at Epstein's house
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having dinner with him. He was asked a couple times
in the past. He said, well, I didn't know who
he was. This is after he was convicted, this is
after he went to prison. He's a registered sex defender.
I knew who he was. I saw it in the papers.
Do you remember reading about this billionaire in Florida who
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got arrested for underage you know, miners given him massages
and being recruited, and we all read about it. The
guy was victed, the guy was in prisoned for a year,
the guy was in house arrest. The guys that registered
sex offender, we all knew about it, was in the news.
George Stephanopolis and Katie Kurk are anchor people from major
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news organizations, major networks. How do they claim they didn't
know who the guy was? And when was the last
time you went to somebody's house for dinner and didn't
know who he was. Even if somebody invited you and
you didn't know who he was, you'd ask, well, who
is this guy? You might even google the guy. Let's
say you're a major news anchor. You don't think you
could find out who the guy was. So to claim
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he did no idea who this convicted felon was that
had been in all the news just makes these two
sound like idiots. Stefanopolis, Katie Kurk, big Epstein connection. Hey
this a new ken Burns documentary PBS on the American Revolution.
Well that sounds interesting. Accept it's PBS. Accept it's ken Burns.
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Here's one reviewer who tried to watch it and had
to turn it off. He said, less than three minutes
into the Ken Burns documentary on the American Revolution, all
I got was white people are bad. Native Americans had
a century old democracy before we arrived and ruined it.
Benjamin Franklin copied his whole American blueprint from Native Americans.
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And now this guy just turned it off and couldn't
watch it anymore. And PBS wonders, how did they Why
did they get their financing cut? Because they're worse than
Jimmy Kimble. It's the most slanted, distorted news organization in
the world. No wonder they got their their funding cut.
Kevin Spacey, you know, he was canceled with all that
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sex stuff. I think most of it's been cleared up.
I think most of the charges he's gotten out of
he's appealed. But he says he's tough to get work.
He has to go all over the place looking for work.
He said his financial situation is very bad. You know,
he probably he spent millions of legal fees and all
of that, not to mention not working for six seven
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years or whatever it is. But he said he's now
living in hotels, airbnbs. He has to just go wherever
he can find work. But even if you get all
the charges dropped, even if you try to come back,
you can't look at him the same anymore. What was
the great show he was on where he played Frank
Underwood blanking out?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
The show? I just can't watch it anymore. It's just
not the same. Hey, Trump Media, that's the company, the
public company Donald Trump and the family have ticker symbol
as DJT. A lot of the money's in bitcoin, crypto.
Trump Media and Technology Group, big, big, big part of
it is invested in crypto. Well, you know, bitcoin took
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a huge drop. Crypto took a huge drop. The Trump
stock lost five billion this year, five billion, nearly seventy
percent in value, thirty four percent in just the last month.
But it's mostly the huge plunge in crypto, in bitcoin.
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But you know, every time we see those huge plunges
in bitcoin, everybody goes aha. See I told you it's
no good. But then the next thing you know, it
goes way up in the next few years, and you
wish you had bought the dip. So I'm not telling
you what to do. I don't know. I have no idea. Hey,
Jimmy fail in a few minutes, We'll take some calls.
Next eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is
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the number? Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
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Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wor Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to uh,
Wendy in Long Island. Wendy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, I'm doing great, Mark, how are you?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Let me check? So I'm not bad?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
That's it? All right?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Well, that's good. I'll go I'll go with that. So
it just went to comment on Kevin Spacey. I thought
he was the best bad guy, especially with that Southern accent,
and I hope that he makes a comeback in some way.
I remember seeing the movie with Jamie Lee Curtis Knives Out.
Remember they had a southern guy with a Southern accent.
It was such a bad accent, and I thought that
Kevin Spacey would have been perfect.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, he was pretty good. What was the name of
that show where he played Frank Underwood?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I think with Knives not Oh, House of Cards.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
How's the Cards? I couldn't think of it. How's the Cards?
That's the name of it.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, And I was like when they ended that show abruptly.
I mean it was really good and very creepy at
the same time. But it was a good show, and
I was sorry that it it ended abruptly.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But it was how many It was a lot of seasons.
It was like season seven or so, you know, after
why he got enough of a show? You know, sometimes
I love Two and a half Men, but the final season,
the kid is like twenty seven years old, and.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's like the show that they're trying to bring back.
I think strange things a strange. Do you think the
member during COVID they couldn't make the movie and then
the kids went from like suberty into like teens.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, that's that's true. That's a great call, Wendy, thanks
for Colin. Let's go to Michael in Manhattan. Michael, how
you doing, Mark?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Good Morning again. Nancy Pelosi was on Fox. This lady's
absolutely insane. I mean, it's just embarrassing to see a
human being so full of hatred and everything. In addition
to that, the governor of Florida was on Fox again
and him and another partner were promoting term limits, which
is nice to hear that doing something about it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, that's a good point. Nancy Pelosi is going to
do something about term limits. The other thing, she goes
into Congress with no money, she comes out with four
hundred million. That's from the insider trading. There is legislation
being proposed now bipartisan, to ban members of Congress from
trading stocks. This would end the insider trading. Now who
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votes on this Congress? So are they going to vote
to and their insider treading? Many of them to become
multi millionaires doing it. But the legislation is there. We'll
see if it if it progressives progressive.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Let's go to.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Wagner in Philadelphia. Wagner, how you doing.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Hey, mister Mark. It's a pleasure for me to be
on the on the radio. Listen, excuse me. Everybody know.
Everybody knows you don't need a massive degree or a
college degree or diploma. Everybody know the last four years
wasn't the worst government ever in the United States. And
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this our President Trump, He's doing the best for this
country always. And these people lying to the American people.
They call him, uh, dictated, they call him fascists.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
You know, when somebody's dictated, they shut your mouth when
you're talking something, when you talk, when you say something.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's a good point. They wouldn't be able to call
them a dictator. They'd been pre in the next day. Hey,
where are you from? Where's that beautiful accent from?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Where you're from?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
So I understand what huh?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I said? Where are you from?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Oh, I'm the minigum Republic. I was living in Brooklyn
for eight years. I'm most of Philadelphia in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, I like your accent. It sounds like a very
suave guy. But the women love that accent.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Right.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Oh yeah, you're full enough twenty three years.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay, yeah, you sell country. All right, great call, Thanks
for calling. Let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn. Vincent. How
you doing?
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Good morning, Mark, Mark, I'm okay, Good morning matter Mark.
For anyone who likes sushi, meet me at the marina
before I go fishing, and I'll give you all debate.
I mean sushi that you want. In fact, I have
a freezer full of it right now. Mark. Here's another
good side effect of Tom Holm and going after all
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of the illegal migrants that are living in this country.
Obviously these people don't own properties. They're probably living in apartments.
So as he's cleaning out these people, all of these
apartments are going to be freed up.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
It's a good point. He's selling housing shortage.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Exactly because they're not fined. They don't have very good credit.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Give Tom Homan credit for get creating affordab Yeah, that's
good point, Vincent. We gotta go because we got to
do the news, but we'll talk again soon when we
come back. Jimmy Fala will be with us next on
seven to ten WR.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
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Speaker 2 (20:42):
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He's on WR every night now nine to midnight. You
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Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I'm doing man. Job numbers were good.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Apparently a lot of people are hiring a food taster
now that the Epstein docs are coming out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, well, you know who got a job. Finally, Mom,
Donnie's actually gonna be his first shot.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Isn't it so funny that a guy wins mayor in
New York and he can't even call his parents.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
In Bragg because they hate America?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Wait, you didn't want What the heck did you take
that job?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Growth?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
So, uh yeah, we're lucky he was available right for mayor.
What do you think he's meeting with President Trump tomorrow?
How do you think that'll go?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, that's gonna be funny.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Uh So, I love the idea that, you know, he's
showing up there under the auspices.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
He made this little video where he's like.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
You know, we both want the same thing.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm like, no, we don't.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
That's you know, I get you're trying to strike that
conciliatory tone, but you know, the money's not there to
do any of this garbage. Trump is essentially just going
to repeat that there'll be a couple of high level
photo ops and they'll get out of there. I mean,
that's the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is
what happened is the Lensky when he got thrown out
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halfway through the meeting, and you know, like he was
getting kicked out.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Of a bar.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
So I could see it going either way, but neither
of which is good for Mom Donnie.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I still have the sneaking suspicion the mom Donnie the
con man. It's really cunning. The left. Maybe he's not
such a socialist, Maybe he wants to be a big
shot and make himself a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
What do you think, Well, I mean the socialist that
is their signature thing is that, you know, everybody else
has to kind of starve because my champagne ain't gonna
pay for itself, you know. So I do agree that
he has that in him, because they old every single
person taking on the oligarchy, as Bernie says, was doing
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so on a private jet. That was my favorite Bernie excuse.
Do you remember when Brett Baer said to Bernie Sanders.
He goes, well, what do you say to those people
who question the fact that you're fighting the oligarchy by
flying in a private jet? And Bernie goes, well, Donald
Trump flies on a private jet and Doddaire goes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But he's not fighting the oligarchy.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
You are.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's the whole gig.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, you just told that he was a king, yes,
and not supposed to behave like the king.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So yeah, come on, what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
So good, there's a really good degree of fraud. And yes,
I don't doubt for a second.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Would he like to give you the free busses? Yay?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
All right, that's great? Okay ken he as we all know,
the answer is no. So, like everybody else, the New
York City mayor is a jump off to all kinds
of other things. And I think, like, you know, people
want a job for a higher office. Bloomberg thought he
might be president. You know, Eric Adams wanted free vodka.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It's the nightclubs.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
You know, everybody wants something out of this job. He
wanted the free.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Air flare to Turkey.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Everybody wants to perk. And you know, mom, Donnie wants
to become a national name and make a lot of
money for sure.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh okay, so uh yeah, blue Hey, Bloomberg would have
been president if he could talk. That was the worst
debate performance I've ever seen in my life. Where Elizabeth
Warren smember.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, that was imagine that's that's imagine getting beat in
the football game of life. You lost to a pretend chief.
You know that's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Hey, Dick Cheney, you know, MSNBC, CNN for years told
us Dick Cheney was the lowest war criminal. He should
be prosecuted. He was evil, he was Darth Vader. Now
I'm watching they're covering his funeral life like he's Winston
Churchill all of a sudden. The hell is that.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
It's so crazy to see how this turns. Because when
I first started listening to talk radio, I was a
cab driver.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
And if you remember, they used to call him Darth Vader.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
That was the same. They're like, Dick Cheney is Darth Vader. Well,
apparently the whole resistance has landed the millennium falcon at
Darth vader seral.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
And they're trying to make nice.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me either, but
it really shows you how transactional politics are.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh my god, Speaking of which, Epstein. Every Democrat is
friends with Epstein. They're taking donations from Epstein, they're hanging
out with Epstein. When these files come out, They're not
going to be very happy, are they, These Democrats?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, this doesn't end good for them, Okay, they they
were excited about this. It's like when a dog gets
in your car and then realizes he's going to the vet.
You know, the idea getting in the car was so
excited and now you're in the car and you're like, wow,
something smells. Is that what's going on here? And the
dog starts to get a little nervous. And that was
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every Democrat because they didn't want these.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
To come out. We all know it. We've all been
saying it forever.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
The idea that Kamala yesterday said, release the files after
spending four years as a sitting vice president, Twitter released
the files. So it was all play acting and there's
you know, there's no and they know this. There's no
version of this that Trump is releasing something that's going
to destroy his presidency. They wouldn't be coming out if
that was a case. So unless he suddenly walks it
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back after signing this bill, which I don't think he can,
I would imagine this is a bad ending for Democrats.
Back to my earlier comment, if you're looking for a
job starting people's cars or chasing their food, half of
Washington is hiring right now.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Hey, all this Christmas stuff is this drive you crazy?
These Christmas songs everywhere. Christmas trees is a little too much.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You know what happened. It's just going on too early.
It's like I can listen to Christmas music, but we're
putting it out like it's a CVS.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Now.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
You know, the Valentine's Day candy comes out January third.
It's like it's just we used to say, let the
turkey cool. That was the old adage, like don't start
your Christmas stuff till Thanksgivings over. Now we're saying, let
the turkey cook. What I gonna Thanksgiving? Dude? We're getting
with It'll light our Christmas tree in two days or
tomorrow anyway. Right outside of Fox Radio, City's right around
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the corner, like, exee me, is it? Crazy Eddies Christmas
in November?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's crazy, that's right. Crazy Eddy used to do Christmas
in July. What a memory you have?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
But yeah, well Crazy Eddie was a good guy, but
his prices were insane.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I mean that was the thing.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Hey, there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Hey, Jimmy Fail is on wr every night nine to midnight.
It's a great show. You should listen every night nine
to midnight. What do you got on tonight?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Ooh, we got Kennedy coming by, which is exciting, and
Arizona Representative Andy Biggs, who is a big guy behind
the push or released the Epstein files. So yeah, this
is going to be a sketchy show, but that's the
kind of show I like. You know, you're a former
cab driver, that's what you want. Riff raff on the radio.
So everybody will feel better about themselves if they listen
to night.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, the Cheney funeral is on. George W. Bush is speaking,
MSNBC covering it live, CNN covering it live. I thought
they kept telling us this guy was the most horrible
guy on earth, George W.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Bush, And it's so funny.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
But if he doesn't like Trump, that automatically makes them
the best guys. It's so bananas. Joe Biden was there
and it's it's weird. You know, I don't even know
what to say to this spectacle. You know, but Bush
is I always found him to be an affable, likable guy,
but the media really did portray him as like actual Satan.
(28:31):
So the idea that we're going wall to wall again
on a Satan speech, it's you know, this is the
dumbest time that's ever been to be a lot. It's like,
sometimes you don't have to tell a joke, Mark, because
the world has just.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Become one, you know.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, but you do do Saturday nights at ten o'clock,
Jimmy Pail's TV show Saturday Nights at ten. That is
the best. A lot of people have agreed with me. Now,
it's the best monologue in late night television anywhere in television.
And how long did it take you to put that?
That's a good long monologue. I must take you forever
to put that to you.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You do, like twenty minutes. But I write it myself,
you know what it is. I spend all.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Week grabbing the stories that I think are worth discussing,
and then I just kind of write it like a narrative,
you know, from good to be here to what I
watch this week to what it means?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
And you know, the whole.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Point of comedy is like you need to do a
show that can happen on any channel. That's the trick, like, oh,
obviously only Fox News would greenlight this type of show,
to be clear, But the point is you want people
who don't necessarily love Fox to still change the channel,
come across this and go wow, it's pretty funny because
that's your job as a comedian. You never want to
(29:36):
be getting laughed from half the room. That doesn't end good.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, So I watch you Kimmel and Colbert, and then
at the end the credits coming, there's like twenty seven
writers for that week monologue they do, and you write
this whole thing yourself. It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Yeah, little by myself, but to be clear, I have
at least twenty.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Seven voices in my head.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh so, listen to Jimmy Fayla tonight every weeknight on
WR nine to midnight. People love this show. If you
haven't been listening, start tonight nine to midnight Jimmy Taylor,
and make sure you'll watch Fox News. He does the
best show late night TV Saturday nights at ten o'clock
Fox News Channel. Great stuff, Jimmy Fayla, Thanks for being
(30:16):
with us.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
You get a best mark see us anybody.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, take care and you'll forget Coming up at noon,
Buck Sexton, Klay Travis, we'll have a great show for you.
And then you got Sean Hannity. That's the most listened
to radio show in America. It's at three o'clock today
on seven to ten wor.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Welcome back to the Mark Simone Show.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Wore Hey, you know it's gonna be a very interesting
congressional race over on the west side. That waddling slob
Jerry Nadler is retiring. Democrats have pushed him out, and
you got that lunatic nutjob kid Jack Schlosberg, son of
Caroline Kennedy, a real wacko nutjob Instagram TikTok lunatic who
(31:03):
wants to run for the seat. He's another like twelve
year old who never had a job, perfect for a
Democratic candidate. So he's the big, big candidate so far.
Now George Conway is talking about jumping into the race.
He's the guy that was, you know, the attorney in
Washington just attacking Trump left and right. He's another crazy
(31:23):
left wing nut job, this George Conway. He wants to run.
You might be saying, he said, wait, wait, wait a minute,
doesn't he live in DC. Well, no, actually lives in Bethesda, Maryland.
You might be saying, well, if he lives in Bethesda, Maryland,
why is he running for Congress on the Upper West
side of Manhattan. Well, ah, I don't know. It's real
(31:45):
carpetbager stuff. Although he did live in Manhattan for years.
He was an attorney here in Manhattan. He's been gone
for many years, but he did live here years ago.
I guess that could qualify you. But keep an eye
on that race. One crazy Democrat after another. Hey, where
out of time? I'll be back tomorrow. Buck and Clay
are coming up next, right after the news. Now, I'm
(32:05):
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You're listening to the Mark Simone Show on WR.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, hey, a week away from Thanksgiving, we got a
lot to get to this hour. I'm looking at my
Instagram and here's my friend Brooke Singman, who's a great
Fox News reporter, and she's going down to Washington for something.
She's taken the Amtrak. Look at this picture. I thought
it was ai, but it's real. Apparently she gets on amtraks.
(00:30):
She got the picture up and look who she's sitting
next to, Joe Biden. Just by coincidence, she gets on
an Amtrak, takes her seat, and there's Joe Biden, the
former president. You know, every former president has got lemos
and SUVs, and he's private jets and they're traveling all
(00:50):
over the place with a huge entourage. In detail, this
is the only former president who's been spotted numerous times
just on a regular seat on an airplane, take an amtrak.
You know, normally the reason you get all these trappings
is the ex president. Every billionaire is still your great friend.
They'll lend you a plane anytime you want to go anywhere.
Apparently Joe Biden has none of that. All the big
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democratic all these big billionaire donors. They're mostly Democrats. They've
all turned their back on Biden. If Obama wants to
go anywhere, they line up to hand them a private
jet to take them. They're honored to give them the
jet to take them. Joe Biden take the train. There
he is on the train on an am trek. Looks
like a very crowded car. It doesn't even have his
(01:36):
own little section or his own little row. Sitting next
to Brooks Singman, who's a great reporter. But check out
her Instagram. It's a pretty funny picture. Hey, today is
the Dick Cheney funeral. In fact, as we speak, it's
taking place. Not that exciting. I mean, you know, his
grandchildren are speaking. It's not that I mean, he's a
(01:59):
former vice president. But it's not like the greatest speakers
in the world will be there. It's you know, this
wacko daughter is going to speak, His grandchildren will speak.
But look at this, I'm looking at the TV screens.
Fox is not carrying it, but MSNBC or whatever they're
calling it now and CNN are taking this live, the
(02:20):
Dick Cheney funeral. They're acting like this great head of
state has passed away and this very important funeral needs
live coverage. This is the Dick Cheney they hated. Nobody
was hated more by these people, these same networks than
Dick Cheney. You remember, all they did was yell and
scream he's a war criminal, remember Abu Gharab and waterboarding.
(02:43):
And they wanted him on trial in the Hague. Remember
they made up a whole fake Haliburton scandal about him.
They called this guy every name, but they used to
call him Darth Vader. They used to call him a
war criminal, Nazi. Dick Cheney is the most hated man
in the world. But because he came out so strongly
against Donald Trump, because he attacked Donald Trump, called him
(03:06):
an existential threat all that. So now they love Dick Cheney.
They love Dick Cheney. And it's crazy. What's her name,
Liz Cheney, that crazy whack job daughter of his. So
they'll actually be speaking. George W. Bush is going to speak.
The former vice presidents are there, Mike Pence is there,
(03:27):
Biden is there as a former president and as a
Cheney of course was vice president. So all the vice
president show up. Now JD. Vance is not there and
President Trump is not there, but they both point out.
They were not invited, and you might think, well, they
should go, But if they're so hated by the Cheneys,
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if every Cheney has called them Nazis and Hitler and
the worst people on earth, then Cheney actually said that
the greatest threat to him. Well, obviously wouldn't want him
at the funeral, so be inappropriate for them to go.
But the funeral will take place. Look at this msn
what it's called ms now, and it's just endless live
coverage of this boring, boring funeral. And they wonder why
(04:11):
Fox gets much bigger ratings that they're they're continuing with
normal programming. But it's the National Cathedral, Washington, d C,
CNN ms now. You know it's interesting. MSNBC was forced
to remove NBC from the name. NBC took the name out,
it's now ms now, but CNBC, which they spun off,
(04:33):
is allowed to keep the name. They're not embarrassed to
have their NBC name in the CNBC name. Interesting little point.
If you like sushi, you know that place in the
Time Warner Center in Columbus Circle, it's called Masa Masa
that's like the number one highest rated Michelin Star three
(04:56):
Michelin Star Japanese in New York. There's a new place
that open right across from Bryant Park. It's on forty
first Street. It just got three Michelin Stars, making it
the number one sushi place in America. It's only got
a handful of seats and they only do two seatings. Now,
(05:17):
before you go rushing over there, we all love sushi,
But before you go rushing over there, it's seven hundred
and fifty dollars a person. They should have a team
of psychiatrists. Do just examine your head before you go
in there and pay seven hundred and fifty dollars. But
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the Michelin reviewers say it's not just a dining, it's
a religious experience. It's unlike anything. Seven hundred and fifty
per head. Now that does not include drinks and tax.
So figure one thousand dollars a person, which tops the
other one, Maza, which was always the highest rated. That's
nine hundred of person. Well, actually that's before drinks, and
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so that'll end up being twelve hundred a person. You
ever eat this place, Masa, it's the other one there
is per se. It's like forty seven courses. It takes
you like three and a half hours to eat there
you about a half hour forty minutes into it, you
will want to commit suicide. You will want to kill yourself.
It's the most boring, awful dinner. The food is mesmer.
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You can't believe what it looks like. You don't know
what the hell you're eating. If somebody asked you what
would you have, you can't even tell them. It's the
most complicated, ridiculous food in the world. I went there
once with a I better not mention his name, a
governor who a big donor has taken us. And this
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is a kind of a blue collar all American governor,
and we're eating this crap, and we're on course like
number eleven. And I got to go to the men's
room and he said, where are you going? I said,
the men's room. He said, my security guys are there.
Tell him to get me out of here. And I said, well,
how are they gonna getch you? He goes, just tell
him they'll get me out of here. So I go
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to the men's room. I tell him he wants to
get out of here. So I go back and I
sit down. Five minutes later, the security guys come running in.
It's not a phone. It's like a big walkie talkie thing,
like a satellite phone. They go, Governor, it's an emergency.
It's an emergency. You must take this call. And he
takes some fake call and he goes, I gotta go,
I've got to go, and he runs out, and as
he's running, I go, you're not gonna take me with you.
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But I was stuck there for this thing. It was painful,
absolutely painful. So save yourself. Nine hundred dollars a person,
seven hundred dollars a person. It has three Michelin stars,
but only these European Michelin star reviewers would know what
the hell they were eating, So just forget about it.
Kathy Hokeel making a big announcement that shoplifting is down
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thirteen percent in New York City. Now I don't understand.
Nobody understands the story. She's taking credit if it is indeed, well, yeah,
actually NYPD data shows shoplifting down thirteen point five percent.
Of course, it's up ten thousand percent since the crime
wave that Cuomo created. You know, Cuomo started this no bail,
(08:13):
no jail. Then you got the crazy Alvin Bragg who
will not prosecute shoplifters. So went up like thousands of percent,
So to be down thirteen point five percent. It's not
a big help, but it's a little it's a start.
But that's NYPD data. Now, Well, how could Hokal claim
credit for this. She's claiming that she put together a
(08:35):
task force of one hundred officers state law enforcement to
crack down on shoplifting. I'm in drugstores all day long.
I've never seen state troopers in there. I've never seen
any of this. I don't know of anybody being arrested
in New York by a state trooper. But she's claiming
credit for this. I would think it's more the NYPD
(08:57):
finally getting something done about it. You still have you know,
you go to a drug store, everything's locked up. Shampoo
used to be, the razor blades were locked up. Now
it's aspirin, anything and everything, And it says ring the
bell for the manager to open the and you ring
and ring, and it's going to have to wait ten minutes.
It's the best thing that ever happened for Amazon, so
(09:21):
much easier. You just go on Amazon order whatever you want,
it's there the next day. Hey, we're talking about Epstein.
The Democrats are going to have huge problems with Epstein.
Stuff is going to come out about the close ties
of all these Democrats to Epstein right up until the end,
right up until the moment he killed himself. He was
a big, big donor to Democrats. Now here's another thing
(09:43):
that's going to come out. You know when people say
the Clintons are going to have a big problem, well
they really are, not just for their close association with Epstein,
but it's going to come out that Epstein was one
of the founders and the financier of the Clinton Foundation.
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You know, Hillary and Bill Clinton always brag about this
Clinton Foundation, the Clinton Global Initiative. Well, way till everybody
finds out it was Epstein that financed it and got
it going. In fact, in two thousand and seven, when
Epstein was on trial, his attorneys in court presented this
evidence that he founded the Clinton Global Initiative, that he
(10:25):
founded the Clinton Foundation. In fact, it was that letter,
that proof that he was the guy behind it that
helped him get a good plead deal. That's how you
get a good deal from a judge. You show that
despite your crime, you've done important work in community service.
So They actually presented in court full documentation that Epstein
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was behind the Clinton Foundation and financed its beginnings. So
the Clinton's are going to have to explain that, not
to mention all the visits to Epstein Island. Hillary's going
to have to explain taking a hold the money from Epstein.
This is the other thing that'll come out. It turns
out ninety two percent of Epstein's donations were two Democrats.
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Chuck Schumer took Epstein money, Hillary Clinton took lots of
Epstein money. Bill Clinton and it took more than money
from him. All these things have come out. Katie Kirk
is going to have to explain why she was Epstein's
house having dinner with him. She's fumbled out a few
excuses when asked about it. George Stephanopolis is going to
have to explain what he was doing at Epstein's house
(11:30):
having dinner with him. He was asked a couple times
in the past. He said, well, I didn't know who
he was. This is after he was convicted, this is
after he went to prison. He's a registered sex defender.
I knew who he was. I saw it in the papers.
Do you remember reading about this billionaire in Florida who
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got arrested for underage you know, miners given him massages
and being recruited, and we all read about it. The
guy was victed, the guy was in prisoned for a year,
the guy was in house arrest. The guys that registered
sex offender, we all knew about it, was in the news.
George Stephanopolis and Katie Kurk are anchor people from major
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news organizations, major networks. How do they claim they didn't
know who the guy was? And when was the last
time you went to somebody's house for dinner and didn't
know who he was. Even if somebody invited you and
you didn't know who he was, you'd ask, well, who
is this guy? You might even google the guy. Let's
say you're a major news anchor. You don't think you
could find out who the guy was. So to claim
(12:32):
he did no idea who this convicted felon was that
had been in all the news just makes these two
sound like idiots. Stefanopolis, Katie Kurk, big Epstein connection. Hey
this a new ken Burns documentary PBS on the American Revolution.
Well that sounds interesting. Accept it's PBS. Accept it's ken Burns.
(12:55):
Here's one reviewer who tried to watch it and had
to turn it off. He said, less than three minutes
into the Ken Burns documentary on the American Revolution, all
I got was white people are bad. Native Americans had
a century old democracy before we arrived and ruined it.
Benjamin Franklin copied his whole American blueprint from Native Americans.
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And now this guy just turned it off and couldn't
watch it anymore. And PBS wonders, how did they Why
did they get their financing cut? Because they're worse than
Jimmy Kimble. It's the most slanted, distorted news organization in
the world. No wonder they got their their funding cut.
Kevin Spacey, you know, he was canceled with all that
(13:42):
sex stuff. I think most of it's been cleared up.
I think most of the charges he's gotten out of
he's appealed. But he says he's tough to get work.
He has to go all over the place looking for work.
He said his financial situation is very bad. You know,
he probably he spent millions of legal fees and all
of that, not to mention not working for six seven
(14:05):
years or whatever it is. But he said he's now
living in hotels, airbnbs. He has to just go wherever
he can find work. But even if you get all
the charges dropped, even if you try to come back,
you can't look at him the same anymore. What was
the great show he was on where he played Frank
Underwood blanking out?
Speaker 3 (14:26):
What do you know?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
The show? I just can't watch it anymore. It's just
not the same. Hey, Trump Media, that's the company, the
public company Donald Trump and the family have ticker symbol
as DJT. A lot of the money's in bitcoin, crypto.
Trump Media and Technology Group, big, big, big part of
it is invested in crypto. Well, you know, bitcoin took
(14:48):
a huge drop. Crypto took a huge drop. The Trump
stock lost five billion this year, five billion, nearly seventy
percent in value, thirty four percent in just the last month.
But it's mostly the huge plunge in crypto, in bitcoin.
(15:08):
But you know, every time we see those huge plunges
in bitcoin, everybody goes aha. See I told you it's
no good. But then the next thing you know, it
goes way up in the next few years, and you
wish you had bought the dip. So I'm not telling
you what to do. I don't know. I have no idea. Hey,
Jimmy fail in a few minutes, We'll take some calls.
Next eight hundred three two one zero seven ten is
(15:28):
the number? Eight hundred three two one zero seven ten.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Give WR Obre said on the iHeartRadio app to hear
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go back to the Mark Simon show on.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Wor Hey, let's take some calls. Let's go to uh,
Wendy in Long Island. Wendy, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
Yeah, I'm doing great, Mark, how are you?
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Let me check? So I'm not bad?
Speaker 5 (15:57):
That's it? All right?
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Well, that's good. I'll go I'll go with that. So
it just went to comment on Kevin Spacey. I thought
he was the best bad guy, especially with that Southern accent,
and I hope that he makes a comeback in some way.
I remember seeing the movie with Jamie Lee Curtis Knives Out.
Remember they had a southern guy with a Southern accent.
It was such a bad accent, and I thought that
Kevin Spacey would have been perfect.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah, he was pretty good. What was the name of
that show where he played Frank Underwood?
Speaker 4 (16:22):
I think with Knives not Oh, House of Cards.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
How's the Cards? I couldn't think of it. How's the Cards?
That's the name of it.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, And I was like when they ended that show abruptly.
I mean it was really good and very creepy at
the same time. But it was a good show, and
I was sorry that it it ended abruptly.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
But it was how many It was a lot of seasons.
It was like season seven or so, you know, after
why he got enough of a show? You know, sometimes
I love Two and a half Men, but the final season,
the kid is like twenty seven years old, and.
Speaker 4 (16:56):
It's like the show that they're trying to bring back.
I think strange things a strange. Do you think the
member during COVID they couldn't make the movie and then
the kids went from like suberty into like teens.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Yeah, that's that's true. That's a great call, Wendy, thanks
for Colin. Let's go to Michael in Manhattan. Michael, how
you doing, Mark?
Speaker 5 (17:14):
Good Morning again. Nancy Pelosi was on Fox. This lady's
absolutely insane. I mean, it's just embarrassing to see a
human being so full of hatred and everything. In addition
to that, the governor of Florida was on Fox again
and him and another partner were promoting term limits, which
is nice to hear that doing something about it.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Yeah, that's a good point. Nancy Pelosi is going to
do something about term limits. The other thing, she goes
into Congress with no money, she comes out with four
hundred million. That's from the insider trading. There is legislation
being proposed now bipartisan, to ban members of Congress from
trading stocks. This would end the insider trading. Now who
(17:58):
votes on this Congress? So are they going to vote
to and their insider treading? Many of them to become
multi millionaires doing it. But the legislation is there. We'll
see if it if it progressives progressive.
Speaker 3 (18:10):
Let's go to.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Wagner in Philadelphia. Wagner, how you doing.
Speaker 6 (18:14):
Hey, mister Mark. It's a pleasure for me to be
on the on the radio. Listen, excuse me. Everybody know.
Everybody knows you don't need a massive degree or a
college degree or diploma. Everybody know the last four years
wasn't the worst government ever in the United States. And
(18:36):
this our President Trump, He's doing the best for this
country always. And these people lying to the American people.
They call him, uh, dictated, they call him fascists.
Speaker 7 (18:48):
Uh.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
You know, when somebody's dictated, they shut your mouth when
you're talking something, when you talk, when you say something.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
It's a good point. They wouldn't be able to call
them a dictator. They'd been pre in the next day. Hey,
where are you from? Where's that beautiful accent from?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
Right?
Speaker 2 (19:04):
Where you're from?
Speaker 6 (19:05):
So I understand what huh?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I said? Where are you from?
Speaker 6 (19:10):
Oh, I'm the minigum Republic. I was living in Brooklyn
for eight years. I'm most of Philadelphia in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
No, I like your accent. It sounds like a very
suave guy. But the women love that accent.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Right.
Speaker 6 (19:24):
Oh yeah, you're full enough twenty three years.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Okay, yeah, you sell country. All right, great call, Thanks
for calling. Let's go to Vincent and Brooklyn. Vincent. How
you doing?
Speaker 7 (19:38):
Good morning, Mark, Mark, I'm okay, Good morning matter Mark.
For anyone who likes sushi, meet me at the marina
before I go fishing, and I'll give you all debate.
I mean sushi that you want. In fact, I have
a freezer full of it right now. Mark. Here's another
good side effect of Tom Holm and going after all
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of the illegal migrants that are living in this country.
Obviously these people don't own properties. They're probably living in apartments.
So as he's cleaning out these people, all of these
apartments are going to be freed up.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
It's a good point. He's selling housing shortage.
Speaker 7 (20:18):
Exactly because they're not fined. They don't have very good credit.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Give Tom Homan credit for get creating affordab Yeah, that's
good point, Vincent. We gotta go because we got to
do the news, but we'll talk again soon when we
come back. Jimmy Fala will be with us next on
seven to ten WR.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Mister New York, Hey, that's marks someone seven ten WR.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, the Great Fox News Toast Bake comedian Jimmy Fayla.
He's on WR every night now nine to midnight. You
love his show nine to midnight every weeknight. Also make
sure you watch his Saturday night show, Best late night Show,
Best monologue in television at Saturday nights ten o'clock the
Fox News Channel. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing, h.
Speaker 3 (21:04):
Yeah, I'm doing man. Job numbers were good.
Speaker 5 (21:08):
Apparently a lot of people are hiring a food taster
now that the Epstein docs are coming out.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Well, well, you know who got a job. Finally, Mom,
Donnie's actually gonna be his first shot.
Speaker 5 (21:21):
Isn't it so funny that a guy wins mayor in
New York and he can't even call his parents.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
In Bragg because they hate America?
Speaker 5 (21:29):
Wait, you didn't want What the heck did you take
that job?
Speaker 4 (21:34):
Growth?
Speaker 2 (21:35):
So, uh yeah, we're lucky he was available right for mayor.
What do you think he's meeting with President Trump tomorrow?
How do you think that'll go?
Speaker 3 (21:46):
Yeah, that's gonna be funny.
Speaker 5 (21:47):
Uh So, I love the idea that, you know, he's
showing up there under the auspices.
Speaker 3 (21:55):
He made this little video where he's like.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
You know, we both want the same thing.
Speaker 3 (21:59):
I'm like, no, we don't.
Speaker 5 (22:01):
That's you know, I get you're trying to strike that
conciliatory tone, but you know, the money's not there to
do any of this garbage. Trump is essentially just going
to repeat that there'll be a couple of high level
photo ops and they'll get out of there. I mean,
that's the best case scenario. The worst case scenario is
what happened is the Lensky when he got thrown out
(22:22):
halfway through the meeting, and you know, like he was
getting kicked out.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
Of a bar.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
So I could see it going either way, but neither
of which is good for Mom Donnie.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
I still have the sneaking suspicion the mom Donnie the
con man. It's really cunning. The left. Maybe he's not
such a socialist, Maybe he wants to be a big
shot and make himself a lot of money.
Speaker 5 (22:45):
What do you think, Well, I mean the socialist that
is their signature thing is that, you know, everybody else
has to kind of starve because my champagne ain't gonna
pay for itself, you know. So I do agree that
he has that in him, because they old every single
person taking on the oligarchy, as Bernie says, was doing
(23:05):
so on a private jet. That was my favorite Bernie excuse.
Do you remember when Brett Baer said to Bernie Sanders.
He goes, well, what do you say to those people
who question the fact that you're fighting the oligarchy by
flying in a private jet? And Bernie goes, well, Donald
Trump flies on a private jet and Doddaire goes, yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
But he's not fighting the oligarchy.
Speaker 7 (23:23):
You are.
Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's the whole gig.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Yeah, you just told that he was a king, yes,
and not supposed to behave like the king.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
So yeah, come on, what's going on here?
Speaker 5 (23:29):
So good, there's a really good degree of fraud. And yes,
I don't doubt for a second.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Would he like to give you the free busses? Yay?
Speaker 5 (23:37):
All right, that's great? Okay ken he as we all know,
the answer is no. So, like everybody else, the New
York City mayor is a jump off to all kinds
of other things. And I think, like, you know, people
want a job for a higher office. Bloomberg thought he
might be president. You know, Eric Adams wanted free vodka.
Speaker 3 (23:57):
It's the nightclubs.
Speaker 5 (23:58):
You know, everybody wants something out of this job. He
wanted the free.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Air flare to Turkey.
Speaker 7 (24:02):
I get it.
Speaker 5 (24:03):
Everybody wants to perk. And you know, mom, Donnie wants
to become a national name and make a lot of
money for sure.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh okay, so uh yeah, blue Hey, Bloomberg would have
been president if he could talk. That was the worst
debate performance I've ever seen in my life. Where Elizabeth
Warren smember.
Speaker 5 (24:20):
Yeah, that was imagine that's that's imagine getting beat in
the football game of life. You lost to a pretend chief.
You know that's not good.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
Hey, Dick Cheney, you know, MSNBC, CNN for years told
us Dick Cheney was the lowest war criminal. He should
be prosecuted. He was evil, he was Darth Vader. Now
I'm watching they're covering his funeral life like he's Winston
Churchill all of a sudden. The hell is that.
Speaker 5 (24:50):
It's so crazy to see how this turns. Because when
I first started listening to talk radio, I was a
cab driver.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
And if you remember, they used to call him Darth Vader.
Speaker 5 (24:59):
That was the same. They're like, Dick Cheney is Darth Vader. Well,
apparently the whole resistance has landed the millennium falcon at
Darth vader seral.
Speaker 3 (25:08):
And they're trying to make nice.
Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yeah, it doesn't make any sense to me either, but
it really shows you how transactional politics are.
Speaker 3 (25:14):
Huh.
Speaker 2 (25:15):
Oh my god, Speaking of which, Epstein. Every Democrat is
friends with Epstein. They're taking donations from Epstein, they're hanging
out with Epstein. When these files come out, They're not
going to be very happy, are they, These Democrats?
Speaker 5 (25:28):
No, this doesn't end good for them, Okay, they they
were excited about this. It's like when a dog gets
in your car and then realizes he's going to the vet.
You know, the idea getting in the car was so
excited and now you're in the car and you're like, wow,
something smells. Is that what's going on here? And the
dog starts to get a little nervous. And that was
(25:49):
every Democrat because they didn't want these.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
To come out. We all know it. We've all been
saying it forever.
Speaker 5 (25:53):
The idea that Kamala yesterday said, release the files after
spending four years as a sitting vice president, Twitter released
the files. So it was all play acting and there's
you know, there's no and they know this. There's no
version of this that Trump is releasing something that's going
to destroy his presidency. They wouldn't be coming out if
that was a case. So unless he suddenly walks it
(26:14):
back after signing this bill, which I don't think he can,
I would imagine this is a bad ending for Democrats.
Back to my earlier comment, if you're looking for a
job starting people's cars or chasing their food, half of
Washington is hiring right now.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Hey, all this Christmas stuff is this drive you crazy?
These Christmas songs everywhere. Christmas trees is a little too much.
Speaker 5 (26:37):
You know what happened. It's just going on too early.
It's like I can listen to Christmas music, but we're
putting it out like it's a CVS.
Speaker 3 (26:45):
Now.
Speaker 5 (26:46):
You know, the Valentine's Day candy comes out January third.
It's like it's just we used to say, let the
turkey cool. That was the old adage, like don't start
your Christmas stuff till Thanksgivings over. Now we're saying, let
the turkey cook. What I gonna Thanksgiving? Dude? We're getting
with It'll light our Christmas tree in two days or
tomorrow anyway. Right outside of Fox Radio, City's right around
(27:07):
the corner, like, exee me, is it? Crazy Eddies Christmas
in November?
Speaker 2 (27:11):
It's crazy, that's right. Crazy Eddy used to do Christmas
in July. What a memory you have?
Speaker 5 (27:18):
But yeah, well Crazy Eddie was a good guy, but
his prices were insane.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
I mean that was the thing.
Speaker 7 (27:23):
Hey, there you go.
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Hey, Jimmy Fail is on wr every night nine to midnight.
It's a great show. You should listen every night nine
to midnight. What do you got on tonight?
Speaker 5 (27:35):
Ooh, we got Kennedy coming by, which is exciting, and
Arizona Representative Andy Biggs, who is a big guy behind
the push or released the Epstein files. So yeah, this
is going to be a sketchy show, but that's the
kind of show I like. You know, you're a former
cab driver, that's what you want. Riff raff on the radio.
So everybody will feel better about themselves if they listen
to night.
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Yeah, the Cheney funeral is on. George W. Bush is speaking,
MSNBC covering it live, CNN covering it live. I thought
they kept telling us this guy was the most horrible
guy on earth, George W.
Speaker 3 (28:06):
Bush, And it's so funny.
Speaker 5 (28:09):
But if he doesn't like Trump, that automatically makes them
the best guys. It's so bananas. Joe Biden was there
and it's it's weird. You know, I don't even know
what to say to this spectacle. You know, but Bush
is I always found him to be an affable, likable guy,
but the media really did portray him as like actual Satan.
(28:31):
So the idea that we're going wall to wall again
on a Satan speech, it's you know, this is the
dumbest time that's ever been to be a lot. It's like,
sometimes you don't have to tell a joke, Mark, because
the world has just.
Speaker 3 (28:41):
Become one, you know.
Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah, but you do do Saturday nights at ten o'clock,
Jimmy Pail's TV show Saturday Nights at ten. That is
the best. A lot of people have agreed with me. Now,
it's the best monologue in late night television anywhere in television.
And how long did it take you to put that?
That's a good long monologue. I must take you forever
to put that to you.
Speaker 3 (29:01):
You do, like twenty minutes. But I write it myself,
you know what it is. I spend all.
Speaker 5 (29:04):
Week grabbing the stories that I think are worth discussing,
and then I just kind of write it like a narrative,
you know, from good to be here to what I
watch this week to what it means?
Speaker 3 (29:14):
And you know, the whole.
Speaker 5 (29:15):
Point of comedy is like you need to do a
show that can happen on any channel. That's the trick, like, oh,
obviously only Fox News would greenlight this type of show,
to be clear, But the point is you want people
who don't necessarily love Fox to still change the channel,
come across this and go wow, it's pretty funny because
that's your job as a comedian. You never want to
(29:36):
be getting laughed from half the room. That doesn't end good.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Yeah, So I watch you Kimmel and Colbert, and then
at the end the credits coming, there's like twenty seven
writers for that week monologue they do, and you write
this whole thing yourself. It's amazing.
Speaker 5 (29:51):
Yeah, little by myself, but to be clear, I have
at least twenty.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Seven voices in my head.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Oh so, listen to Jimmy Fayla tonight every weeknight on
WR nine to midnight. People love this show. If you
haven't been listening, start tonight nine to midnight Jimmy Taylor,
and make sure you'll watch Fox News. He does the
best show late night TV Saturday nights at ten o'clock
Fox News Channel. Great stuff, Jimmy Fayla, Thanks for being
(30:16):
with us.
Speaker 5 (30:17):
You get a best mark see us anybody.
Speaker 2 (30:19):
All right, take care and you'll forget Coming up at noon,
Buck Sexton, Klay Travis, we'll have a great show for you.
And then you got Sean Hannity. That's the most listened
to radio show in America. It's at three o'clock today
on seven to ten wor.
Speaker 3 (30:35):
Welcome back to the Mark Simone Show.
Speaker 2 (30:39):
Wore Hey, you know it's gonna be a very interesting
congressional race over on the west side. That waddling slob
Jerry Nadler is retiring. Democrats have pushed him out, and
you got that lunatic nutjob kid Jack Schlosberg, son of
Caroline Kennedy, a real wacko nutjob Instagram TikTok lunatic who
(31:03):
wants to run for the seat. He's another like twelve
year old who never had a job, perfect for a
Democratic candidate. So he's the big, big candidate so far.
Now George Conway is talking about jumping into the race.
He's the guy that was, you know, the attorney in
Washington just attacking Trump left and right. He's another crazy
(31:23):
left wing nut job, this George Conway. He wants to run.
You might be saying, he said, wait, wait, wait a minute,
doesn't he live in DC. Well, no, actually lives in Bethesda, Maryland.
You might be saying, well, if he lives in Bethesda, Maryland,
why is he running for Congress on the Upper West
side of Manhattan. Well, ah, I don't know. It's real
(31:45):
carpetbager stuff. Although he did live in Manhattan for years.
He was an attorney here in Manhattan. He's been gone
for many years, but he did live here years ago.
I guess that could qualify you. But keep an eye
on that race. One crazy Democrat after another. Hey, where
out of time? I'll be back tomorrow. Buck and Clay
are coming up next, right after the news. Now, I'm
(32:05):
here every day ten to noon. Or if you can't
listen ten to noon, or you miss an hour or
miss a show, you can always hear the show anytime
you want, day or night. Just get the podcast wherever
you get podcasts. So see you tomorrow ten to noon,
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