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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Mister New York Mark Simon.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Well, Jimmy Fayla, the great comedian, top show host. You know,
he's got a big hit show now on w r
every night at nine o'clock, nine to midnight. You got
to listen to Jimmy Fayla tonight and every weeknight, and
then on Fox he does the best late night show
Saturday nights at ten o'clock. And it's great to have
him back with us. Jimmy Fayla, how you doing?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
I'm doing? Man? What do we got? Four days encounting
till mom Donnie?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Five days?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Is that what they're telling me?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Yeah, this is all the fault of the big donors.
They chase. They're trying to chase Curtis out, and they
tell us our choices between the worst guy in the
whole world and a really bad guy. Cuomo, what kind
of choice is that?
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Amen? You know, I have Curtis on Fox New Saturday
night this weekend. I'm trying to give him one more
push because again the idea that the Republican Party went
from fight fight, fight to surrender surrender. Surrenders never get
to sit right with me. It's like it's never gonna
sit right and like our job is not to get.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Cuomo back in there, you know.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
So I'm with you, man, none of this makes sense
what I'm hoping. Have you been following that story where
they manipulated the gambling lines a little bit and a
lot of them Donnie supporters might have thrown money in
there to look like he's a better.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Shot than he is.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
I mean, that's that's kind of what I'm rooting for
at this point. And to be clear, like I grew.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Up around gambling man, like I was.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
You know, I paid and didn't pay my rent from
betting the NFL in my twenties, so I know gamb
but I just I don't know if that's a likely
scenario either.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
You know, this is all nuts?
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yeah? Yeah. One thing about those poly markets betting markets.
Whoever's got the most money in places, the biggest bet
moves the odds the most. So and they say with
that poly market, there's like four major betters that basically
set the odds.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
So this isn't like, this isn't like when an NBA
coach is fixing a poker game. Yeah, this is It's
not like an X ray vision. It's just people throwing
a lot of money but you can. Yeah, you can bluff,
I guess, is what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Yeah, so.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
What do you think?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
It doesn't look good for I mean, we hope Curtsey wins,
but it doesn't look good for Cuomo, does it. It
looks like every police ten points behind, twenty points behind.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
No. And you know what else is like when you're
here Cuomo say things like, oh if I don't win,
I'm moving to Florida. You really don't want the candidate
who's already halfway out the door, you know, as a
gambling man, it's like.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Think about this, New York.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
If the Yankees are playing in a Game seven and
you're interviewing them before the game and they're already looking
at luxury resorts in the Caribbean. This is not a
team that's fighting to advance to the next round. You know,
once that swim up bar is on the team's mind,
it's generally gonna kind of, you know, go halfway on
the fields.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Hey, speaking to us, that turns out to be a
pretty good World Series.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Right, It has been great, you know as a Yankee fan, obviously,
you know, I don't really care about either team so
much as I was convincing myself the roof of the
Dodgers because I'm like, all right, well, at least it's America,
and I get the root for an American team over Canada.
But then you turn on the game and everybody playing
for the Blue Jays is from America.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
You know.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
It's not like there are a bunch of Canucks getting
paid in maple syrup and saying hey and calling the
umpa hooser. So it's just like if you if you
love baseball, though, you just like good.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Bat It's been a great series, and.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
My concern is after watching the last two nights, maybe
schoey Otani has money on the Blue Shit.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Remember he was a rumored gambler for a while there.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Maybe Yeah, Hey, CBS, they're firing everybody. They just got
rid of the Saturday Morning Show. Their word was thed
what they want Brett Baer, he's under contract that you
have the best late night show on television. I think
they're going to be coming after you pretty soon. Don't
you think.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They ain't touching me?
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Man?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
They want like adults. Okay, like Brett Bear hosts Special Report,
My show is special at Okay, it's a good time,
but it's not the way you rehabilitate the image of
a news room, you know. There you know, as you know,
CBS probably stood for constant BS the last couple of
years of Trump, and they need to get away from that.
(04:21):
I don't know that I'm the answer with my rhinestone jackets,
but I love CBS and I want I want them
to do good. You know, I grew up watching Charles
Osgood on Sunday Morning, you know, him and his bow tie,
And obviously I was a letterman guy and I was
you know, big fantasyvs. So the fact that they're going
through this is crazy. But they did bring it on themselves.
And did you see how they're laying off the whole
(04:43):
racism department.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Fatally?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
What it is is it's like you know, they they
it was the department of the They were calling it
like diversity and every intolerance and everything else. But you
know that's the in the modern news era, that's just
your job is to tell us why it's racist. You know, hey, Trump,
Trump's giving away puppies.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, you know, Hitler had a dog.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
What what are these people doing? So that's gonna help
them just the same, like forget programming, if they just
get rid of the people that are peddling the fake grievances,
because you know, half the people they just fired probably
weren't that stupid no Kings thing, don't you think? Yeah,
And that's pretend that if you're protesting, pretending Mark, this
(05:28):
would be like if you and I had a protest
called no Sidney Sweeney, We're not going to sleep with
Sidney Sweeney, join us on the quad to the news flash.
It wasn't an option for us. So why did we
need the protest?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
It's the point?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Yeah, So, but these Democrats are so angry about everything,
like Trump building a ballroom. It looks spectacular. How could
you get mad about a ballroom?
Speaker 3 (05:54):
Yeah, that one I love, knowing full well they're all
gonna use it. But I think that is the reason
they're made, is that it is one hundred and twenty
three years old in the East Wing, which is the
same age as the No Kings protesters.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
So it's like they feel a loyalty.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
It's like, if you don't protect the one one hundred
and twenty three year old, you're.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Not protecting any of them.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
I guess, I guess the answer, But I think the
bigger point is all jokes aside as. You know, they
don't mean it. They're just pretending to be mad about everything.
Dana Perino had a good.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Line last week.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
She's saying, like, you know, I wish Democrats understood they
don't have to swing it every pitch, because if you
swing at every pitch, it's inevitable that.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You wind up looking bad.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
Like if you're protesting a ballroom. Nobody cares about the ballroom,
and the donors are paying for it. You won't ever
get anything for.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Free out of the in the White House, the.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Only thing someone ever got for free was a cigar,
and that was an intern in Bill Clinton.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
And that's another story.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, and that was probably a gift from a donor,
So the cigars. So go, hey, you know your comedian,
you do political stuff. I mean, if somebody's watching on TV,
you'll smiling, laughing, you look like you're having fun. You'll
watch these left wing comedians, he's coldbart these Kimmel type
sting they look so like they're gonna choke it anymore.
Why are they so angry all the time?
Speaker 3 (07:12):
I know, because if I was making that kind of money,
I mean, if you think I smile a lot.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Now give me even Colbert's.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Valerie, give me, give me Jimmy Kimmel's gig where he
hosts the Oscars and his only real job is to
make sure Will Smith doesn't beat up Chris Rock, and
he failed at that too. But you know what, by
the way, when Will Smith hit Chris Rock at the Oscars,
that was the only time liberals acknowledged black on black
cron So let's not forget me. Let's not forget the
(07:42):
significance of that moment.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Mark, I'm not gloss over it, but.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, light up your comedians. You're supposed to be there
to give the world a good time, and if you
don't look happy, they're not going to be happy.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
So I'm with you on that one.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Everybody I watched Jimmy Pail has got the best late
night show. It's Saturday nights at ten o'clock. Hey, I've
also got to thank you. You were on Cudlow I
think was last week I was watching. You gave me
a great shout out on the show. That was very
nice to you.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
You damn right, I did you, Mark the Moone Man,
we're a dream team. And you know, Culo said to
me afterwards really quick, I go, uh, he thanked me
for being on the show because I was talking about gambling.
And he goes, you know, he's like, I've been to
all types of addictions.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
You know.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I Cudlow had a drug addiction. He's substanti these addictions.
He goes, but I've never heard an addict talk about
their vice with the level of depth that you did.
And I go, Larry, I wasn't a gambling I didn't
go to Ga Gamble's anonymous. He goes, oh, well, maybe
you should. Then he's like, if you know that much.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
About it, you probably should go. I was like, all right,
I'll work on it. Well, I think you're okay. But
everybody watched Jimmy Philis. It's a great late night show
Saturday's at ten o'clock and the best radio show news
show here. It's on every night nine to midnight. Who
do you have tonight on the show.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Oh, it's all going down tonight. You got Erica Donald's
and Byron Donalds. He's going to be like Governor Florida.
She's the first.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Lady Kennedy's gonna be there as well. And there we
have the Patriot Awards coming up next week, So we've
got to do a big promo for that. So they're
probably gonna send half the network in to call me
names for twenty minutes.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
No, that's always a surprise. The door Go Ahead.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Patriot Awards. That's at the Tilli Center.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
Yes, that's a week from today at Long Island University.
And if they want those tickets, it's Foxnation dot Com
slash Patriot Awards. Everybody gets in a tux. It's the
Oscars for people who deserve them. Yeah, like, these guys
didn't make thirty million dollars to pretend they were in
the military. It's military people, it's cops, it's first responders.
(09:40):
So I actually love the Patriot Awards because it's like,
what if you actually gave the oscars to the people
who did the thing instead of doing cocaine and pretending
to do the thing.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
You know.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, and everybody, if you go there, people loved it.
Last year was you and Sean Hannity and all the
great stars of Fox all at one night. And where
do you get the tickets?
Speaker 3 (09:59):
It's Fox Nation dot Com slash Patriot Awards. They want
to come, hang on Strong Island, NASA County, my hood.
Speaker 1 (10:06):
I'll be there. My high school graduation was.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
In that auditorium, so this will be my first time there, sober.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
We I'm looking forward to it.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yeah, it's the Tilli Center. Get the tickets and watch
Jimmy Faylo Saturday nights ten o'clock and make sure you
listen to his radio show tonight every weeknight nine to midnight.
Jimmy fayl is on WR. Jimmy Fayler, thanks for being
with us.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Now you're the man Marcos right. Take care, Take care.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
That's a great show tonight at nine on seven to
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