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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
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Speaker 3 (00:33):
I'm laughing. I was just watching this video, mom Donnie
with the Starbucks protest.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Did you see this?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
But I'm like Starbucks workers have such a hard time
spelling everybody's name on the cup as it is. Now,
you got to bring in a zoron, Mom Donnie on
the side of that cup. He probably got we got
a coffee for Zoolander.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Has any idea, Hey, if you're a socialist, why should
you help a place that charges eighteen dollars for a
cap by coffee?
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Amen? Well, that's the best part of that protest too,
is he's they're talking about the working man. He probably
demanded an appearance fee.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
But he should be. Uh, I mean, that's the most
disgusting you talking about affordability. The greatest violator is Starbucks.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
But of course, but remember this, he's he's not worried
about affordability. The city council just voted to give himself
a sixteen percent raise, So it's more a voice's already
more affordable. He hasn't even gotten sworn in yet, he's
already made life more affordable.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Hey, these the drug boats. Don't you feel sorry for
the poor drug boats? They're getting bombed like crazy. Why
that's just terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Isn't it. It's my favorite thing in the world. The
Democrats are yelling at you that you gotta feel bad
for this, and I gotta tell you, man, someday they're
going to have an intervention, Like, you know, if you
drink too much, your family's like, hey, you know, we
knew you were out of control when you did this
at the wedding. Okay, someday there's going to be an
intervention for the day Democrats. I think it'll be like
they're gonna play the video we knew you were out
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of control when you went on TV and said leave
these poor Narco terrorists below. Did you see the one
lunatic on MSNBC's like they're just trying to make a living.
What it's bananas, and like there will have to be
an intervention at some point because this is not a
sustainable this is not a real political party at this point.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, you know, this Trump derangement syndrome, it's so real.
The psychologist Jonathan Alpert wrote about it, how real it is.
Then he gets death threats all over the place. Now
he writes another coup. So you just proved my point.
You just proved that's an actual derangement syndrome. Will it
ever end?
Speaker 3 (02:41):
No? And that's my favorite thing about right now, you know,
is that we're living in this like it's like a
hamster wheel of stupid Because what the reason I specifically
a hamster wheel is we come back around like you
knoww like two weeks ago, it was like release the
Epstein files, and then he released them and they're like, ah,
heck that was But then this boat thing happened and
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they're like, oh, they shouldn't have shot that guy. But
now that went away. ABC said they were in the right.
So now the hamster wheel is going to probably come
back around to either the Epstein's or I don't know,
some with Russia. Rachel Maddow was talking about Russia last night.
I'm not kidding. She was on Colbert. She's like, yeah,
Russia's running. I'm like, these people aren't even trying anymore.
You know, we always get mad at Hollywood because we're like,
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they never make original movies. It's just another X Men. Okay, well,
the Democrats are basically doing the same thing, except they
are literally the party of X Men.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Now on Saturday nights, you do the best late night show.
It's the funniest monologue and it's fun, it's funny, you laugh.
It's a great thing at late night. What the hell?
Speaker 3 (03:45):
What? Right?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Before we get a bet? Who was to watch? Rachel
Maddow and Stephen Colbert try to rally you up? How
is that late night entertainment?
Speaker 3 (03:54):
And it's confusing because you can't tell who's.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Who, which one, Which was the MSFC and which was
the CVS. I'm confused here, and that's all the same
dumb stuff. And like you said, you make a good point.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
This is what you're watching before you go to bed.
Who wants to go to bed with the Russians? Took
over the government. The sleep tight kids, you know, and
that is I mean it. It's where he's failing the country.
I said this after the election when Jimmy Kimmel cried
after Trump won the election. As a comedian, that was
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the most offensive thing I've ever seen, because we have
one job, which is to make you laugh. He did
the opposite of our job. Instead of bringing joy, he
literally cried. And I said this at the time. I'm like,
imagine you went to splash dancers and every time a
new song came on, the girl put on another layer
of cloth. Okay, you're doing the opposite of the job.
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Jimmy Kimmel is comedian, Dough is a reverse stripper, and
Albert is right there with him.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Yeah, Colbert Rachel matter, You're right. What is it about
these androgenosts looking people with glasses that the left gloves.
It's a real phenomenon, that is the thing. It's those
it's those glasses.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
You know. Trump has a maga hat. The Democrats have
those black glasses. It's a thing. And if you can't
afford the black glasses, you wear a mask when you're
driving your car alone. I'm out of Theresaeld County. I'm
withing up the Sagda Coast Parkway, so I'm probably in
Suffolk by the time I get there, but I took
the Southern State out. The other day, woman next to
me comes flying up north on the sag She's got
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a mask on in her subaru, and my wife goes,
I wonder who she voted for? And I laughed so
hard I almost drove off the road.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You don't see a lot of that in Long Island, though,
they tend to be more sensible to people in Long Island.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
Are people are people? But she was probably she was
a Sunday, so she probably came out from the Upper
West Side when tobym heading out to a Hanton.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, why how come the Upper West side of pest?
They're all little old ladies? Why are these little old
ladies so Trump deranged? What is it about being a
little old lady?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I know that's like a it's a thing man, And
I don't It doesn't make sense to me because he's
like pro police, anti migrant crime. And if you're a
little old lady, you know that's probably a good policy
for you. You know. I don't think anybody wants to
do it yourself police force. But you know you read
those reports about Mom Donnie and that unit that's already
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been established where they show up with the social worker again.
You know this when the when the game is on
the line, you're calling the boys in blue, not the
weirdos with the blue hair. You know, you want cops.
So if I'm one of those little old ladies, I'd
have my maga hat on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
He speaking of Democrats defending anything, what are they now
defending these Somali crooks that rob two billion? Will they
defend this too? That's my favorite thing in the world.
And they're like, we're not going to sit here and
have you. I think the term is otherise. We're other
rising something people.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
I mean, no, no, no, the money's gone. This is not
about the color of their skin. It's a but the
color of the money, okay, because they ripped off other
people who have that color skin, just the same, who
might otherwise have been the recipients of that money. And
what's crazy about it is the story they tell. They like,
these people migrated here fleeing a civil war. Forty percent
of the money is actually in Somalia, It's not even here,
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So They didn't even bother to like take the flight
or sail over on a boat and get some Fugesi passport.
These guys are literally just getting the money in the
mail like they ordered. Instead of ten CDs for a penny,
you get ten thousand dollars for a democrat.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I hete you should listen to Jimmy Fayala. He does
a great show here on WOR every night nine to midnute.
Excellent show. What do you have tonight on the show?
Speaker 3 (07:49):
Oh, it's a hot one. Lara Trump is on presidential
daughter in law and Byron Donald's man who says he's
going to be the next governor of Florida. He's got
to get through me first in this interview, so we'll see.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
How Uh Yeah, Ron DeSantis not the most exciting guy
in the world, but he was a great governor. And
Byron Donalds. I think Brian Donalds would be great, right,
he'd continue everything to Santus.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Did you know we had better be because he's on
my show like once a week and I'm gonna look terrible.
If he's okay, he's got to step it up.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
And the next person to get elected from the Trump family,
Baron Laura, who do you think.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
Well, you know, it's funny like Larry didn't run in
North Carolina because I guess she doesn't really live there,
and you know, getting you know, thought about the Florida thing,
but she's back and forth. I would think it was
her because she was an R and C chairperson and
she you know, they all have chops, the kids all
have chops in their own way. Eric runs the businesses
Don Junior's Eric runs the businesses Don Junior runs his mouth.
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I'm not saying that in the disparaging way. He's a
lot like his dad. He's very pugnacious, he's very out there.
I don't know Baron's deal. But here is one keynote. Okay,
in the presidential election, the taller candidate has won about
ninety percent of the elections in our nation. Darren Trump
is six foot nine, so if he can get himself
a nomination, he's probably gonna win.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Yeah, you're gonna have to get some basketball player to
run against it. That it's your only hope if you're
a Democrat.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
So the Democrats are going to elect a women's basketball player.
But it looks like Lebron James for some reason, Lebronda promo.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
Laura Trump, you gave her a show on Fox and
it's doing well. I think she's started to realize it's
a lot more fun doing TV than running for her
office and getting killed.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
It's sure she'd rather be the lead in for Jimmy
Faylo than Mitch McConnell. Good point.
Speaker 2 (09:38):
Actually, that's a great lineup. Saturday Night is Lara Trump,
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