September 17, 2025 • 8 mins
Charlamagne Tha God gives Donkey of the Day to a man arrested in connection with Beyoncé’s stolen hard drives. Listen for more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I heard it, don't hed time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, you are a day hume, I'm a fat and
all that shit around your They want this man.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
To do.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
To you have to make a judgment of who was
going to be on the Donkey of the day. They
chose you. There's a breakfast club, bitch you, Who's donkey
of the day today? Well, Donkey today for Wednesday, September
seventeenth goes to a man named Calvin Evans. Kelvin is
the most unlucky thief in America. Why because when you're
a thief, it's not just about what you steal are
(00:40):
the fact you stealing. Sometimes it's about who you steal from.
And Kelvin picked the wrong one to steal from you,
hear me? Okay? See, Kelvin was doing what has become
a national pastime in the city of Atlanta, and that's
breaking in cars, all right, dropping a clues bomb for
Atlanta right include to everybody who listens to us on
ninety six point one to beat uh. You know, were
there every year for the Black Podcast Festival. I will
(01:01):
just say a couple of weeks ago for invest Fest
two suit to orn Elesia. Every time I'm in Atlanta,
people feel the need to warn me that a vehicle
I'm in may get broken into. Okay, I forgot what
part of town. It is one of the heads bank Buck,
one of them. But when you in Atlanta, they will
tell you that if you got a car, especially something
relatively nice, they will tell you that you might as
well keep your windows rolled down so they don't break
(01:23):
the windows. Okay, when someone breaks into your vehicle, that
happen to you, didn't Yes in Atlanta twice? Yes, sir,
damn twice in the same car. No, a different car. Well,
Calvin is one of those individuals who'll be breaking into
people's vehicles, and on July eight, twenty twenty five, he
broke into the wrong one and stole the wrong thing
from the wrong persons. Let's go to Atlanta News First
(01:44):
furry Port Police.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Atlanta Police said the manicures are stealing unreleased Beyonce music
is now in custody, that theft happened days before the
Superstars first Cowboy Carter concert at Mercedes Been Stadium in July.
Atlanta News First, He as Me and to Austin is
live at the Fulton County So Gasmina, what have you learned?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
About this, well, I can.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Tell you that police tell us Kelvin Evans is still
in this jail on a twenty thousand dollars bond after
he was taken into custody for his alleged involvement. He
is here facing a charge of entering an automobile with
intent to commit theft. That theft allegedly includes unreleased Beyonce
music that was on hard drives in one of the
several stolen bags. This reportedly happened in a Croc Street
(02:25):
parking garage, where Beyonce's choreographer and a dancer told investigators
they parked their rental car, which was broken into. Police
had a car description, which eventually led them to Evans
at an apartment complex on Hank Aaron Drive, where video
showed him taking the stolen bags out of the car.
But in the end, it was an unrelated incident call
(02:45):
that led Hateful police to arresting Evans on the Atlanta
theft charge.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Kelvin, Kelvin, Kelvin, you must be you must be crazy
in love with jail. Okay, trying to steal Beyonce's hard
drive is literally like trying to steal a b hive
full of bees. Okay, would you even attempt to steal
a beehive full of bees? Number one? You was on parole. Okay.
When you're on parole, you are supposed to maintain employment.
And guess what, if you had a job, you wouldn't
(03:12):
have to break into people's cars. So all you had
to do was follow the rules of your parole and
you wouldn't be in the situation you in now. But no,
instead of being free mingling with all the single ladies,
you back in jail. And there is nobody to blame
but you. Okay, you should look in the mirror and say,
you know why I'm back in jail. Me myself and
I that's all you got in it now. I'm sure
(03:34):
vehicles get broken into in Atlanta all the time, but
it's not everyday vehicles get broken into and the hard
drives would unreleased Beyonce music on them get stolen? That
right there immediately made you a different kind of suspect.
See those hard drives with Beyonce music, those are irreplaceable. Okay.
Every single law enforcement official in Atlanta got information when
(03:56):
they received that call, and when it came to that case,
every single law enforcement official in Atlanta had to go
check on it. You immediately made yourself the hottest car
thief in America. Okay, not to mention. Now that your
name is out there, you might as well delete all
your social media. Okay, you think that bee Hive is
gonna let you live. They gonna find you a Facebook,
(04:16):
Instagram TikTok. They gonna have your baby pictures. They probably
got your grandma social Security number already. And when they
post your grandma looking crazy in her church hat, you
don't have anyone to blame but yourself because you shouldn't
have been breaking into people's vehicles to begin with. You
really thought you was gonna steal five jump drives containing
watermark music, some unreleased music, footage, plans for Beyonce's show,
(04:39):
future set lists, and nobody was gonna ring me alarm.
Please give Kelvin Evans the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Oh No, you are the dog Gee.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Of the da.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Dog Gee.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
All the day.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know what makes it even crazy when he stole
it On the day he stole it, it was a
MacBook Air laptop. It was pinging wherever he was at
at the Hank Aaron Drive Complex to day that that
he just kept it. He just kept it.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You ate that with the song?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I was ready saying he listen, you can't have
a complement. That's why, y'all. I don't know why I
do it every time call him tall? Is he take that?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Gosh? No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I meantime? You know what I was thinking about something
y'all said a little while ago, right when y'all was
talking about the uh yes, right, what is the proper
protocol in that situation when like, when a woman is
uncomfortable and doesn't say she's uncomfortable and wants a man
to intervene, Like, what is the proper way for a
woman to say something? Both of y'all said, y'all having
(05:53):
said things, Yeah, you know, because the treasure say something.
I was wondering and she played off.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
She was giggling, trying to get through her segment.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
And uncomfortable because after a while, you see like how
he kept going like and Cam tried to ignore it
a little bit, and yeah, trying to go along with it.
At a point he cut Cam off to make advances
of her like, yeah, it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's weird, you know, I think.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I really think it's so if you're working as for
insis with us, if you're working as closely with us,
I think you got to kind of just know us,
because now we're telling you like we don't ever want
to be the person like yo, I'm uncomfortable, especially like
you just don't know in the room what it turns into,
so you just got to kind of know sometimes.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I would think just think if it was your daughter
or your sister, what point would you let something get
to without even knowing why? Like if she can't say anything,
what point would you let it get to before you
just asked, Hey, are you uncomfortable?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
The lines get blurred in situations like this because a
lot of things are entertainment, right, Like everybody's making content.
Everybody thinks everybody is in on the gag. But you know,
when you in the real world, I think it's a
little bit easier to recognized what's on one of the
froll lines. I want to talk to the ladies about this.
One hundred and five five, one oh five one, Like
when you're in the state, let's can we play the
clip again. Let's play the clip again? If we have
it to look so good and perfectly Hey, what your
(07:14):
waste that? I love you the guy. I'm sorry, I'm
my bad, y'all my bad. Hey stuck? Could you stop?
Can you stop? Small?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yo? Yo? Bro oh, I told you that. Okay, move
on the football. That just listen to the football. I
can say answer the question about.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Remember Minutes of Society when Caine had the pistol whip
Johnson wouln't leave it exactly one hundred five five five one.
What is the proper protocol in that situation? When when
a woman is uncomfortable and wants a man to intervene,
what's the proper way for that woman to know? Even
for a man, when do you know when they interviewed,
let's discuss. It's the world's most thing. You just want
(08:03):
to show the Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club Donkey of
Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael to
Bull lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey When you
need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
I heard it, don't hed time.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah, you are a day hume, I'm a fat and
all that shit around your They want this man.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
To do.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
To you have to make a judgment of who was
going to be on the Donkey of the day. They
chose you. There's a breakfast club, bitch you, Who's donkey
of the day today? Well, Donkey today for Wednesday, September
seventeenth goes to a man named Calvin Evans. Kelvin is
the most unlucky thief in America. Why because when you're
a thief, it's not just about what you steal are
(00:40):
the fact you stealing. Sometimes it's about who you steal from.
And Kelvin picked the wrong one to steal from you,
hear me? Okay? See, Kelvin was doing what has become
a national pastime in the city of Atlanta, and that's
breaking in cars, all right, dropping a clues bomb for
Atlanta right include to everybody who listens to us on
ninety six point one to beat uh. You know, were
there every year for the Black Podcast Festival. I will
(01:01):
just say a couple of weeks ago for invest Fest
two suit to orn Elesia. Every time I'm in Atlanta,
people feel the need to warn me that a vehicle
I'm in may get broken into. Okay, I forgot what
part of town. It is one of the heads bank Buck,
one of them. But when you in Atlanta, they will
tell you that if you got a car, especially something
relatively nice, they will tell you that you might as
well keep your windows rolled down so they don't break
(01:23):
the windows. Okay, when someone breaks into your vehicle, that
happen to you, didn't Yes in Atlanta twice? Yes, sir,
damn twice in the same car. No, a different car. Well,
Calvin is one of those individuals who'll be breaking into
people's vehicles, and on July eight, twenty twenty five, he
broke into the wrong one and stole the wrong thing
from the wrong persons. Let's go to Atlanta News First
(01:44):
furry Port Police.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Atlanta Police said the manicures are stealing unreleased Beyonce music
is now in custody, that theft happened days before the
Superstars first Cowboy Carter concert at Mercedes Been Stadium in July.
Atlanta News First, He as Me and to Austin is
live at the Fulton County So Gasmina, what have you learned?
Speaker 2 (02:01):
About this, well, I can.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Tell you that police tell us Kelvin Evans is still
in this jail on a twenty thousand dollars bond after
he was taken into custody for his alleged involvement. He
is here facing a charge of entering an automobile with
intent to commit theft. That theft allegedly includes unreleased Beyonce
music that was on hard drives in one of the
several stolen bags. This reportedly happened in a Croc Street
(02:25):
parking garage, where Beyonce's choreographer and a dancer told investigators
they parked their rental car, which was broken into. Police
had a car description, which eventually led them to Evans
at an apartment complex on Hank Aaron Drive, where video
showed him taking the stolen bags out of the car.
But in the end, it was an unrelated incident call
(02:45):
that led Hateful police to arresting Evans on the Atlanta
theft charge.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Kelvin, Kelvin, Kelvin, you must be you must be crazy
in love with jail. Okay, trying to steal Beyonce's hard
drive is literally like trying to steal a b hive
full of bees. Okay, would you even attempt to steal
a beehive full of bees? Number one? You was on parole. Okay.
When you're on parole, you are supposed to maintain employment.
And guess what, if you had a job, you wouldn't
(03:12):
have to break into people's cars. So all you had
to do was follow the rules of your parole and
you wouldn't be in the situation you in now. But no,
instead of being free mingling with all the single ladies,
you back in jail. And there is nobody to blame
but you. Okay, you should look in the mirror and say,
you know why I'm back in jail. Me myself and
I that's all you got in it now. I'm sure
(03:34):
vehicles get broken into in Atlanta all the time, but
it's not everyday vehicles get broken into and the hard
drives would unreleased Beyonce music on them get stolen? That
right there immediately made you a different kind of suspect.
See those hard drives with Beyonce music, those are irreplaceable. Okay.
Every single law enforcement official in Atlanta got information when
(03:56):
they received that call, and when it came to that case,
every single law enforcement official in Atlanta had to go
check on it. You immediately made yourself the hottest car
thief in America. Okay, not to mention. Now that your
name is out there, you might as well delete all
your social media. Okay, you think that bee Hive is
gonna let you live. They gonna find you a Facebook,
(04:16):
Instagram TikTok. They gonna have your baby pictures. They probably
got your grandma social Security number already. And when they
post your grandma looking crazy in her church hat, you
don't have anyone to blame but yourself because you shouldn't
have been breaking into people's vehicles to begin with. You
really thought you was gonna steal five jump drives containing
watermark music, some unreleased music, footage, plans for Beyonce's show,
(04:39):
future set lists, and nobody was gonna ring me alarm.
Please give Kelvin Evans the sweet sounds of the Hamiltons.
Oh No, you are the dog Gee.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Of the da.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Dog Gee.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
All the day.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
You know what makes it even crazy when he stole
it On the day he stole it, it was a
MacBook Air laptop. It was pinging wherever he was at
at the Hank Aaron Drive Complex to day that that
he just kept it. He just kept it.
Speaker 5 (05:17):
You ate that with the song?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yeah, I was ready saying he listen, you can't have
a complement. That's why, y'all. I don't know why I
do it every time call him tall? Is he take that?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Gosh? No?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
I meantime? You know what I was thinking about something
y'all said a little while ago, right when y'all was
talking about the uh yes, right, what is the proper
protocol in that situation when like, when a woman is
uncomfortable and doesn't say she's uncomfortable and wants a man
to intervene, Like, what is the proper way for a
woman to say something? Both of y'all said, y'all having
(05:53):
said things, Yeah, you know, because the treasure say something.
I was wondering and she played off.
Speaker 5 (05:59):
She was giggling, trying to get through her segment.
Speaker 6 (06:01):
And uncomfortable because after a while, you see like how
he kept going like and Cam tried to ignore it
a little bit, and yeah, trying to go along with it.
At a point he cut Cam off to make advances
of her like, yeah, it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (06:15):
It's weird, you know, I think.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
I really think it's so if you're working as for
insis with us, if you're working as closely with us,
I think you got to kind of just know us,
because now we're telling you like we don't ever want
to be the person like yo, I'm uncomfortable, especially like
you just don't know in the room what it turns into,
so you just got to kind of know sometimes.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
But I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
I would think just think if it was your daughter
or your sister, what point would you let something get
to without even knowing why? Like if she can't say anything,
what point would you let it get to before you
just asked, Hey, are you uncomfortable?
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah? Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
The lines get blurred in situations like this because a
lot of things are entertainment, right, Like everybody's making content.
Everybody thinks everybody is in on the gag. But you know,
when you in the real world, I think it's a
little bit easier to recognized what's on one of the
froll lines. I want to talk to the ladies about this.
One hundred and five five, one oh five one, Like
when you're in the state, let's can we play the
clip again. Let's play the clip again? If we have
it to look so good and perfectly Hey, what your
(07:14):
waste that? I love you the guy. I'm sorry, I'm
my bad, y'all my bad. Hey stuck? Could you stop?
Can you stop? Small?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Yo? Yo? Bro oh, I told you that. Okay, move
on the football. That just listen to the football. I
can say answer the question about.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Remember Minutes of Society when Caine had the pistol whip
Johnson wouln't leave it exactly one hundred five five five one.
What is the proper protocol in that situation? When when
a woman is uncomfortable and wants a man to intervene,
what's the proper way for that woman to know? Even
for a man, when do you know when they interviewed,
let's discuss. It's the world's most thing. You just want
(08:03):
to show the Breakfast Club. The Breakfast Club Donkey of
Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael to
Bull lamb is soft. Don't be a donkey When you
need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the bull,
you get the horns.
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