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December 4, 2024 • 7 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To A Man Who Fatally Shoves 80 YO Roommate For Sneezing Over Thanksgiving Food. Listen For More!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Tell them.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's time for Donkey of.

Speaker 3 (00:03):
It's a read.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
But you're so good at Charlamagne, you want charlamage.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
Damn Lomame who is given Dusky other day to nam
well sexy read Donkey of Today for Wednesday, December fourth.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Uh, it is amazing the power of music.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
When I hear the Symber fourth, I automatically look at
that as a national holiday because it is the great
Sean Carter jay Z's born day.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Drop on a clue bomb a hole I want to do?

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I even would I even know that if you didn't
make the song the Symbler four from the Black album.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I don't know, just thinking out loud.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Anyway, Donkey Today is going to a sixty five year
old man named Richard Lombardi. Also fun fact, Dick is
a common nickname for the name Richard.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Why.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I don't know, but Richard our Dick Lombardi is absolutely
living up to his name.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
See, there are people among us who.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Judge you for doing simple things like coughing, sneezing. Okay, now,
I don't know if this judgment started during COVID. Remember
when COVID had folks scared to cough around other people?
Was treating coughs like farts. I personally don't faught around
people because I don't fart in my clothes. And when
a man fats around another man, that's flirting. Because why

(01:08):
you're bringing attention to your ass in my presence? Why
do you want me to know what your ass mail
may not smell?

Speaker 4 (01:12):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:12):
My point is there are people amongst us who are
so judgmental when you sneeze, when you blow your nose,
I mean, they look at you crazy, They run grab
hand sanitizer, they start screaming for you not to touch nothing.
It's a whole production. And I'm like, why are you
being a richd about this? And always remember Dick is
a comednick name for Richard.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Why are you like this? Just hilarious? Because germs? Germs
is crazy. He don't cover his mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
He will blow his nose and put a tissue right
next to his iPad.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Do he cut his mouth?

Speaker 5 (01:38):
No, he don't cover his mouth, and damn lie yet,
Now you.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
Sneeze into the inside of your elbow. You don't sneez
into your hand, No, but it goes under in the
crawls around your alb.

Speaker 5 (01:49):
But just finishing, don't yet to.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Day you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
I simply blew my nose this morning. Just makes such
a production about it that people around asking me if
I'm sick. I'm like, damn, oh, I do blow my nose, okay.
And the reason I need just to relax is because
I don't want her to end up like Richard Lombardi.
See Richard sixty five years old, and he had a roommate.
His roommate name is Frank Griswold, and Frank is eighty
years old. Now I know what you're thinking, Why the

(02:13):
hell are a sixty five year old man and an
eighty year old man roommates? Why are Dick and Frank
shacking up? I think I know the answer to that.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I ain't wrong, little gay.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Everybody's at That's not what I was thinking, Okay. I
was reading this story in the New York Post this morning,
and these two men have been friends for three decades,
and they've been living together for more than twenty years.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
They probably was just trying to save money, okay.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
So that means they met when Frank was fifty and
Richard was thirty five. They clearly became fast friends and
have lived together for more than twenty years.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
What does that mean. No, that's not what that mean. Okay,
anybody was just trying to fake money. They just friends.
Y'all need to stop.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
This is a serious situation because Richard is in jail
right now because he suffers from the same condition as Jessilarrus.
He can't stand to be around people sneezing, coughing, blowing
in those anything like that. And guess what that is
a condition. Okay, you have to be a condition, and
that condition caused Richard to land in jail.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Let's go to ABC five for the report. Please.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Sixty five year old Richard Lombardi in court accused of
killing his eighty year old roommate, Frank Griswold. It happened
Wednesday at the home they shared on Main Street in Marshfield.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
He was cooking Thanksgiving dinner, got into an argument with
mister Griswold. The victim that he did not want him
in the kitchen touching the food.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Prosecutors say that you argued and when Lombardi saw Griswold
in the kitchen, he shoved him.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
He did see the victor, mister Griswold near that food
doing dishes, so that he went over and grabbed mister
Griswold from behind. I trapped his back and threw mister
Griswold to the right, tossing him to the side.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Lombardi called nine one one. Prosecutor say. He told police
Griswold's feet became tangled and he fell and hit his head.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
He was seen laying face up on the floor of
the kitchen there in a pool of blood.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Griswold was later pronounced dead. Court document show he also
had cuts on his face. Lombardy is being held without bail.
He's back in court next week for a dangerousness hearing.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I bet he did grab him by the back.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Had that man laying face down, ass up in blood
for no damn reasons. It ain't that deep, Okay, It's
never that deep, because he sneezed over some trash ass
things giving food, things giving food to trash. First of all,
if you such a germafolb, why come near me after
I sneeze?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Also, why put hands on me after I sneeze?

Speaker 3 (04:29):
If you're a real germa fob, you should be avoiding
me like the plague because I might have it. Also,
you've been living with this man for twenty years. There's
not a germ he has that you don't have. Okay,
if he sneezes on some food, so what he's probably
put worse bodily fluids and stranger places all around that residence.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
A right not to mention.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
This eighty year old man came in the kitchen to
wash the dishes, so they had a nice couple things
going on. Somebody hands the food, somebody hands the cleanup.
He was washing dishes before he got to eat. That's
a keeper. And one little cause you to throw this
man to the floor and kill him, especially when you
said the police. He said the police that he often sneezes.
Y'all been living together twenty years, you know this man

(05:10):
often sneezes, and this one time he sneezes, you throw
them to the floor and calls him to die, face down,
ass up in a.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Pool of blood.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Always remember, kids, one wrong move and you're done for, Okay.
Life is all about choices, decisions, decisions, and one wrong
decision may destroy your life.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
So you should think before you make decisions.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
And you don't realize how important decisions are until you
make the wrong one and you're facing charges of assaulting, battery,
and involuntary man slaughter simply because somebody sneezed and all
you had to do was say God bless you, but
instead you let it stress you. Please, let Reyba give
Richard Dick Lombardi the biggest he haw.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
Hee haw he ha, you stupid mother?

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Are you dumb? Okay, let's just start here.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
He should have covered his nose, like eighty.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh god, you washing dishes. You can cover your mouth.
His reflexes don't work like they used to. Okay, so
why are you washing dishes? Are abrupt? Washing dishes is
more of a premeditated thing. You prepare for.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
You wait, you turn eighty and you just sneeze in
and for and and don't know one.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yo, But I'm not gonna be in the kit yo.
He sneezed over the food.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
They've been living together for twenty.

Speaker 5 (06:22):
Years, you know, mean nothing listening. If your wife is
cooking and you come in that kitchen and you sneeze
over the food, just going, you're gonna go off?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
That would be ridiculous. I've sweated on her. But won't
you go off? Yeah? But that's different.

Speaker 3 (06:35):
You're not the food that the whole family, that's babies
eating that yeah, that makes sense to mister plague.

Speaker 2 (06:41):
You said the flag plague. You shouldn't correct nobody about nothing.
I'm correcting, Okay, I'm correcting. It does don't make no sense,
especially if you didn't eat each other. Ask how do
you know?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
That's what Dick and and Richard?

Speaker 2 (06:53):
What else? It sounds like they're doing.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Yo.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Well, no, at least he'll be happy in jail. And
if this is all no is doll you know what
it is.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
You know, you can't say that he ain't got I'm
going to give all right?

Speaker 2 (07:07):
You know what he said? Oh yeah, what eat? We're
eating something you can't eat. Just you can't say giving dinner.
You can't say eat the groceries the way you said it.
I don't know what you're talking about. Good, all right, Well,
if you're a donkey today, you talking about.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
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Speaker 2 (07:37):
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