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January 15, 2025 • 9 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Officer Who Hires A Prostitute Who Then Steals His Phone, Wallet & Car While He Showered. Listen for More!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
He gave me donkey other day and I deserve that.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You need to know what you need to tell them.
I am, you have the law.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Tell them.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's time for donkey of the day.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
It's a read.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
But you're so good at you're trying.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
To fake charlamage. You wants charlomade.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Damn solomame.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Who do you giving dunky other day? Soon?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Now? Well?

Speaker 4 (00:22):
Sexy red donkey today for Wednesday, January fifteenth goes to
a Hampton police officer.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Named Jayron Harry. Now, Jayron is a consumer of street meat.
And by street meat, I mean he.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
Likes to pay for prostitutes flewt all the street workers
out there. But prostitution is illegal and the law is
the law.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Okay. I don't think prostitution should be illegal, though.

Speaker 4 (00:41):
If a woman wants to sell what she's got to
get what she wants, the only thing I believe is
that she needs to get a license to sell it.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
You have to have a license to sell alcohol. You
have to have a license to sell weed. You have
to get food handles permit to sell food.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
So it should be the same thing with vagina. Okay.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
To legally sell most goods and services, you typically need
some type of business license, so telling poom poom should
be no different. That would actually improve PPM all over
the country. Okay, PPM is proper poom poom management. I've
been telling you about it for years. The reason there
is so mismanagement of the the reason there is so
much mismanagement of the vagina is because it's not being

(01:16):
treated like the business it is. And I must say,
this young woman that Jayron Harry got involved with, she
is maybe she's maybe she's not mismanaging her vagina.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
I started to say, she absolutely is, but maybe she's not.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
See her name is a Lexus Dream Copeland, and police
documents say Jayron Harry hired Dream for sex on December thirtieth.
With that Dream quickly turned into a night man. Let's
go to Wavy ten on your side for the report.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Police.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Jeron Harry was a Hampton police officer when he met
twenty year old Alexis Copeland aka Dream on an app
Court documents say he told police he hired her for
sex on December thirtieth. Those documents detail a meet up
at an apartment in Virginia b Chufflin Haven Road. Harry
told police he apple paid Dream one hundred bucks per sex.
Court documents said they laid in bed together before agreeing

(02:06):
to shower, but Harry said Dream never joined him in
the shower. Instead, he got out to realize his phone, keys, wallet, car,
and Dream were gone, with his police credentials still in
the vehicle. He called police using a neighbor's phone and
explain what happened. Court document show they were able to
track down his vehicle in Norfolk with two people inside

(02:26):
of it, Dream and a man she told police was
her baby daddy. But Dream told police the Hampton police
officer had agreed to let her use his car. Core
document show she admitted he did not give her permission, though,
to use any cards from his wallet, which documents say
she did.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Yeah, Dreams not mismanaging her vaginal She did what she
came to do.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Jayron did too much. When I read these.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Court documents, that's the first thing I said, Jayron is
doing too much. He wanted to lay in bed with her,
then he wanted to shower with her.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, all of that is way too intimate to be
doing with a prostitute.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Okay, she is there to perform a sexual service and
that's it. She robbed your ass, jay Ron, because she
realized you as a sucker. She realized you was green.
She was like, this man paying me for sex, but
he wants to cud him. He paying me for sex,
but he wants to shower with me. Now, the shower
thing could mean one or two two things.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Okay. Either he was trying to be intimate. Are that
means she was thinking? Okay, I'm telling you right now, ladies,
prostituted or not.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
If you and a man together and he asked for
y'all to get in the shower, it's probably because you got.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
A little older.

Speaker 4 (03:32):
Okay, right now, This is how I know jay Ron
was green. The court documents say he went into the
shower and you heard it on the news report just now,
and Dream never joined him.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
So your big.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Sucker for love ass left a prostitute alone with all
your personal belongings. Then you got the nerve to wonder
why when you got out the shower, your keys, wallet,
and car were gone.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Jayron, You deserved exactly what you got.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Okay, Why in the world are you so trusting this
woman could have called people to rob.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Your ass while you was in the shower.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
They could have had you laid down naked, cheek spread
taking everything including your button. Okay, these New Yans different man,
they want to kiss you and kill you now.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Dreams said that jay Ron gave her.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Permission to use the call, and honestly, after seeing how
much of a rookie jay Ron seems to be, I
wouldn't doubt it. Okay, jay Ron, you need to be
on match e Harmony, Hinge Tender, Okay, Cupid, black people
meet elite singles, plenty of fish, because what it sounds
like you want is a girlfriend. You're not built for
the buying prostitute life. Okay, I can see you, not

(04:34):
all right. You the type to go to the script
club and you know, tell the Scripples they don't need
to be doing this. Okay, you're probably an emotional sensitive,
sensitive cancer like me. You seem like the type to
kiss during a train after being the last man in
the train. You just saw what she put her mouth
and you kissing her anyway, Please give Jayron Harry the biggest.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
He huh, Jesus's fight singing it the shower to tonight
like a cal He's right going in like.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
He's taking a little long. But y'all do know people
hired prostitutes, not just for sex. They hied him for reasons.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
This is Hampton, Virginia. Your neckerd would shout.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
The seven five to seven. But you know, people sometimes
hied processus because they just want to talk. Sometimes they
hire because.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
They just want to spend that money on a therapist.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
If you just want to talk, shut up, Okay, he
spend one hundred dollars an hour on a therapist.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
Want to just talk. He wanted to get in the shower.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
And sometimes you just want to cut on and take
a shower. He's doing too much, but just but don't
want the commitment, don't want a girlfriend, don't want to
buy guests, but they just want that. Now, where did
you get the part where he wants to lay down
and spread up and spread his butt cheeks? Did he
make anything? What did you say?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
What I said was that's what she could have done
while he was in the shower.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Where did you get that from?

Speaker 4 (05:50):
He was so trusting, it's just a hypothetical. He was
so true, But he was so trust spreading chest. She
could have just called some guys in there to rob him,
and you guys could have team in the room.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
That's right, But.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Where we go.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
He's a cop.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
They know he a cop, so they're gonna come in
and tell him. Get on the ground, lay down on
your stomach. He was already in the shower.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
What do you look like?

Speaker 3 (06:15):
What j Ron looked like?

Speaker 2 (06:15):
I s no pictures of Jay, pictures of a dream though.
You want to see dreams.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
That want to talk to you. Just want to cut
and cut him and talk to you.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
What a dog you're talking about?

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Like one of my own. Boy he's talking about should
even do her hand?

Speaker 2 (06:41):
Not for jail that day.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
That's a mug shote. Jesus Christ, all right, thank you for.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
That, donkey.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
If they made Roco take his hair piece off, this
should have made this girl take this off like that.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
Ain't right, man, it's not right.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Okay, Well, speaking of Rocco eight hundred five A five
one O five one. If you, I mean, everybody online
seeing Rocco's mug shot, right, Rocco.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Needs to suit the police department. That was cruel and
you punishment. That's not right now.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
I didn't know Rocco had a hair piece. I ain't
know we had a head that shape.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
There's like two different shapes. I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
I didn't know Rocles my guy, but that looked crazy.
So we're asking eight hundred five a five, one oh
five to one.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
Alright, that's what.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Justice?

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Justice for rock when you demanded kron your head and
something like that.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
No, man, justice for Roco. That wasn't right. He needed
to suit the police department that.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Was found that was cruel and I wanted I would
have took my metal piece out.

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Wrestling. I wouldn't take There's no way. They don't make
women do that when they got when they wearing wigs.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Word, no, no, they don't not. So they said they
ain't got took off your wig. Women ain't got took
off that WI for mug shot, No, not for the
muck shot.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
But nah, how do y'all know?

Speaker 3 (07:55):
So it's it's proven that they told him to take
it off because it could have been coming off like
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:01):
There's no way Rocker would have took that mug shot
that he would have. It would have been sideways before you,
like you could.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Have been on the way there. You know what I'm saying.
He probably had had on or something.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
He probably was the prep like was prepped. All right,
let's j let's open up.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
The phone lines.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Eight hundred five eight five one o five one, ladies,
how do you feel if your man had a hair piece?

Speaker 2 (08:22):
Rock should have told him it's a medical condition or something.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Eight five eight five one o five one, ladies. Would
you mind if your man had a hair piece?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Do they?

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:34):
Of course it's gleed on.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
His just wasn't on tight and that's how it came.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Off, or he was on the way to get it. Nothing.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
You know somebody with yeah, I know, holla.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Niggas with hair piece? Really?

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yes, No, I know you don't have a hairpiece.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
You can see you do. Somebody with their beast? I'm
sure I do, Yeah, I do. They work here? Yeah, brother, No,
that's the fake hairlines. All of y'all was doing that,
the fake hairlines.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
All of y'all, all the DJs up, all of them
such one day, all.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
Of the young, all of them, and I think they
was tattooing.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
You know, have the same thing.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Eight hundred five eight five one oh five one, ladies,
how would you feel if your man had a head piece?
Y'all go to bed at night, you put your leg off,
he take his head piece off, put on the side.
Take God damn let's discuss. It's the breakfast slogo Morning.

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Speaker 2 (09:37):
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