April 10, 2025 • 6 mins
Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey of The Day To A Pastor Who Fears Airport Security Scanners Will Make Him Gay. Listen For More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I just wanted to know how you came up with them.
Don't be a name.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Because there's a bunch of donkeys. That is why Charlemagne.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Remember a life where we light our tongue based off Kolia.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Thing we never would say on the breakfast club. Oh man, Charlamagne,
you've given donkey to day to who now?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well buster rhymes donkey today for Thursday, April tenth goes
to a Christian nationalist pastor from Tennessee named Andrew Isker Okay.
He co hosts a podcast with a guy named C.
J Ingle and they called their podcast the number one
Christian nationalist.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Podcasts in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They have created a community called Heritage Americans, and they
have explicitly stated their longing for the American way of
life before women joined the workforce, before for civil rights
ruined everything, and before the LGBTQ plus community took all
the letters from the alphabet and made it look like
a line on an iChart. Oh trust and believed they're
from Tennessee, but they absolutely support Florida's Don't Say Gay bill.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
In fact, they think you can just be turn gay.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, last time I checked, there was only one way
to turn gay and that's to have sex with someone
of the same sex. Well, Andrewscurbab's the differ. He thinks
that airport security scanners, you know the ones that the
tech weapons and other potential threats. He thinks those things
are a gay beam machine that could turn you into
a homosexual.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let's go take a peek into their podcast. Let's listen.
Where's the Constitution where the Patriot at Act was passed?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Give me a break, Like I had to be molested
at the airport to go to Florida, right, just to
get on an airplane because I'm not going to go
through the gay beam machine. I didn't let CJ do it.
I wouldn't le him do it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't want
them turning you gay.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Appears having a guy touch you all over the place
is on his face seems worse.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you don't really know what's going on those things
are doing to you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I am not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary,
nor am I the strongest avenger. But I think I
can say without a shotover doubt that the airport scanner
is not gonna make you gay.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
How many times have you been through it right.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The air No, the airport scanner does not want you.
But okay, Andrew thinks TSA is prison. He thinks TSA
stands for take somebody's ass. Okay, technology aside of me advancement.
Let me be the first to tell you, Andrew. If
you go through the airport scanner and then all of
a sudden you got another man's blue veins sausage on
your brain, then trust me when I tell you that
(02:37):
you was craving crotch rockets long before you got to
the airport.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Now. I know there might be.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Some Christian nationalists out there are other folks who believe
this type of foolishness. But a machine designed to detect
metal and contraband does not have the side effect of
altering one sexual orientation. I know that may sound crazy
to you, but you will not develop a taste for
tonsil ticklers just because you go through the scanner at
the airport. Now, I'd be wondering where do people come
(03:03):
up with this stuff? Is it the Internet? Did he
consult with anyone about this? Personally? I think you already
smoke skin flutes and those closet door walls are closing
in on you and before you get exposed.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You throwing this out there so you can have an excuse.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hey, you want to be able to blame your gayness
on airport scanners? No, no, no, I think you're a
TSA agent right now, pastor, and TSA for you stands
for thoroughly sniffing anus.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right. There is no other reason for someone to
spread such a theory.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
This is like saying if you step on a digital scale,
it will change your zodiac side. You step on it
as an aries weigh in one eighty, step off your
weigh in one eighty, but now you are Sagittarius.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's not how that works. Okay. You probably think.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The radiation from microwaves turns people into pedophiles, don't you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We live in a world where people are trying to
run from themselves, and you can't run from who you are. Okay,
you can't run from what you are. Stop hiding behind
religion and blaming airport scanners because you like to blow
on a man's love whistle.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The same Bible that you read out of says judge,
not that you not be judged. That's Matthew seven to one. Okay,
The reason you so afraid to be yourself is because
you are scared that all the judgment you pass on
the others will now be passed on to you. So
stop with the baseless fear mongering and spreading misinformation. If
you have a passion for pink pickles, who are we
(04:25):
to judge? Please get pastor Andrew i Isker the sweet
sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,
the dogee.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All the day.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yee. Nothing, nothing brings me more joy than watching sid
Who's you know? Our digital program is funny. She's being
here and I can always tell when we got bumped off.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
TikTok.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She just looks so defeated and puts the phone down
and just stares at me.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Whether the pink pickle, no, No, Sometimes she turns it
off because she knows who we're gonna get banned.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, whether you turned it off today or today? Bannis,
it was gay. It was too much gay. When he
said what whether to take somebody's ask? The TSA stand
up and take somebody's ask. What was it?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, it was all of it, especially the way you
say gay.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You say it all hard. They just want to say soft.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, like gay, but that's just the cute cun Yeah,
that's what they that's that's the only thing they like.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Take somebody's as exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Sounds a little crimey, right, it's too crimy, it's too negative.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
All right, Salute our TikTok family.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We'll see when April sevente he said, we'll be back
able seventeenth, TikTok.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All our people on TikTok who have a taste for toms.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Right up next, just fix my mess eight hundred five
eighty five one oh five one. If you haven't relationship issues,
all problems, you can call Jess right now. Eight hundred
five eight five one oh five to one. Sidney's so mad.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull lambingsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need
a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go
to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull
dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you
get the horns.
I just wanted to know how you came up with them.
Don't be a name.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Because there's a bunch of donkeys. That is why Charlemagne.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Remember a life where we light our tongue based off Kolia.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Thing we never would say on the breakfast club. Oh man, Charlamagne,
you've given donkey to day to who now?
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Well buster rhymes donkey today for Thursday, April tenth goes
to a Christian nationalist pastor from Tennessee named Andrew Isker Okay.
He co hosts a podcast with a guy named C.
J Ingle and they called their podcast the number one
Christian nationalist.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Podcasts in the world.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
They have created a community called Heritage Americans, and they
have explicitly stated their longing for the American way of
life before women joined the workforce, before for civil rights
ruined everything, and before the LGBTQ plus community took all
the letters from the alphabet and made it look like
a line on an iChart. Oh trust and believed they're
from Tennessee, but they absolutely support Florida's Don't Say Gay bill.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
In fact, they think you can just be turn gay.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Now, last time I checked, there was only one way
to turn gay and that's to have sex with someone
of the same sex. Well, Andrewscurbab's the differ. He thinks
that airport security scanners, you know the ones that the
tech weapons and other potential threats. He thinks those things
are a gay beam machine that could turn you into
a homosexual.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Let's go take a peek into their podcast. Let's listen.
Where's the Constitution where the Patriot at Act was passed?
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Right?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Give me a break, Like I had to be molested
at the airport to go to Florida, right, just to
get on an airplane because I'm not going to go
through the gay beam machine. I didn't let CJ do it.
I wouldn't le him do it.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
So you're getting padded down to buddy, I don't want
them turning you gay.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Appears having a guy touch you all over the place
is on his face seems worse.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
But you don't really know what's going on those things
are doing to you.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Now.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
I am not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary,
nor am I the strongest avenger. But I think I
can say without a shotover doubt that the airport scanner
is not gonna make you gay.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
How many times have you been through it right.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
The air No, the airport scanner does not want you.
But okay, Andrew thinks TSA is prison. He thinks TSA
stands for take somebody's ass. Okay, technology aside of me advancement.
Let me be the first to tell you, Andrew. If
you go through the airport scanner and then all of
a sudden you got another man's blue veins sausage on
your brain, then trust me when I tell you that
(02:37):
you was craving crotch rockets long before you got to
the airport.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Now. I know there might be.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
Some Christian nationalists out there are other folks who believe
this type of foolishness. But a machine designed to detect
metal and contraband does not have the side effect of
altering one sexual orientation. I know that may sound crazy
to you, but you will not develop a taste for
tonsil ticklers just because you go through the scanner at
the airport. Now, I'd be wondering where do people come
(03:03):
up with this stuff? Is it the Internet? Did he
consult with anyone about this? Personally? I think you already
smoke skin flutes and those closet door walls are closing
in on you and before you get exposed.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You throwing this out there so you can have an excuse.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Hey, you want to be able to blame your gayness
on airport scanners? No, no, no, I think you're a
TSA agent right now, pastor, and TSA for you stands
for thoroughly sniffing anus.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
All right. There is no other reason for someone to
spread such a theory.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
This is like saying if you step on a digital scale,
it will change your zodiac side. You step on it
as an aries weigh in one eighty, step off your
weigh in one eighty, but now you are Sagittarius.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
That's not how that works. Okay. You probably think.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
The radiation from microwaves turns people into pedophiles, don't you.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Huh.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We live in a world where people are trying to
run from themselves, and you can't run from who you are. Okay,
you can't run from what you are. Stop hiding behind
religion and blaming airport scanners because you like to blow
on a man's love whistle.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
The same Bible that you read out of says judge,
not that you not be judged. That's Matthew seven to one. Okay,
The reason you so afraid to be yourself is because
you are scared that all the judgment you pass on
the others will now be passed on to you. So
stop with the baseless fear mongering and spreading misinformation. If
you have a passion for pink pickles, who are we
(04:25):
to judge? Please get pastor Andrew i Isker the sweet
sounds of the Hamiltons.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Oh no, you are the dog gee of the day,
the dogee.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
All the day.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yee. Nothing, nothing brings me more joy than watching sid
Who's you know? Our digital program is funny. She's being
here and I can always tell when we got bumped off.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
TikTok.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
She just looks so defeated and puts the phone down
and just stares at me.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Whether the pink pickle, no, No, Sometimes she turns it
off because she knows who we're gonna get banned.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Oh, whether you turned it off today or today? Bannis,
it was gay. It was too much gay. When he
said what whether to take somebody's ask? The TSA stand
up and take somebody's ask. What was it?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Yeah, it was all of it, especially the way you
say gay.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
You say it all hard. They just want to say soft.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, like gay, but that's just the cute cun Yeah,
that's what they that's that's the only thing they like.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
Take somebody's as exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
Sounds a little crimey, right, it's too crimy, it's too negative.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
All right, Salute our TikTok family.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
We'll see when April sevente he said, we'll be back
able seventeenth, TikTok.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
All our people on TikTok who have a taste for toms.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Right up next, just fix my mess eight hundred five
eighty five one oh five one. If you haven't relationship issues,
all problems, you can call Jess right now. Eight hundred
five eight five one oh five to one. Sidney's so mad.
It's the Breakfast Club.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Good morning. The Breakfast Club.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
to Bull lambingsoft. Don't be a donkey when you need
a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured, go
to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael to Bull
dot com. And when you mess with the bull, you
get the horns.
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