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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's time for Donkey of the Day. So if you
ever feel I need to be a dogger man, hit
me with the heat. Did she get any day? Please? Doesn't?
I had become Donkey of the day, the breakfast club.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Man.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Donkey of Today for Wednesday August twentieth. Let me make sure, yes,
it is Wednesday, August twentieth.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Donk here today for Wednesday August TWENTYEF goes to a
fifty five year old Georgia.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Woman named Cheryl Cole. Now.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Cheryl was convicted Monday of murder and aggravated assault in
the death of her.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
Husband, yep Old.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Cheryl was sentenced to life in prison without the possibility
of parole after she smoked her husband. Okay, her husband
name is Luthor Luke Cold the third and he was
shot and killed after his wife drink four or five
angry Orchard hard ciders. I never heard of that brand
until this morning. Not a good way to get introduced
because I don't really drink like that anymore, but when
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I do, it will never be.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Angry Orchard hard cider.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Now Cheryl told the police she was just trying to
protect her so told the police she thought her husband
was an intruder and claimed she didn't realize she shot
her husband until he reportedly said, Cheryl, you shot me. Well,
that story was a lie. Would you like to know
what happened for real? Okay, let me read you the headline.
Everybody pay attention. Woman shot husband dead after he wanted
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to add new rules to their open marriage. I repeat,
woman shot husband dead after he wanted to add new
rules to their open marriage. Now that's the headline. And
I know when you heard that headline you immediately blamed
the man. You immediately think, look at him being greedy,
already got an open marriage but wanted more. No, it
was actually her se Investigators discovered that they was having
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issues in their marriage.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Series of text messages they discovered showed the couple.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Beefing over their open marriage.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Cheryl Cole asked her husband for permission to see another
man later that week. That's respectful in an open marriage.
I would just assume those are the rules. We can
see other people, but just let me know what's going on.
Let's just be honest with each other. But then the
husband asked her that she also planned to see a
second man the same day.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
To which the wife replied lol.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
The victim Luther to Luke Cole, who is now dead,
reportedly said her response turned his stomach.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Of course it did.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
Okay, I mean, I know we got an open marriage,
but you don't have to be a whole horror about it. Okay,
I mean how much? But Gina's do you have to give? Okay,
I'm still your husband, so I need a piece. Okay,
you got another dude who getting a piece, and now
you're handing out slices to someone else when there's no
pot left for me. Okay, you're just out here acting
like your pum pum is bottomless, like men can enjoy
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unlimited refills of that fifty five year old snatch not
to mention. Okay, no one woman should have all those UTIs. Yes,
multiple sexual partners can increase the risk of developing urinary
track infections. And you just out here bringing that cloudy
and foul smelling you're in in the house. Yes, your
husband has every right to feel sick this stomach. Okay,
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I know we got an open marriage, but don't run
out now. Okay, how many people are you gonna let
travel through our love tunnel? By the way, this is
the plot of many a TWA movie. Okay, let me
tell you something. For anyone who wants to engage and
having their marriage open are slightly ajar watch a TWI
movie first.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Okay. They on to be all right fine, early two
thousands viewing, and.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All the TWA movies explored the consequences of a married
couple's decision to engage in a threesome, and there was
always some dangerous or another ass complication that would happen. Envy,
You told me that your favorite episode was when the
college student turned into a male prostitute and you fell
in love with another male escort. And you said that
episode really made you think. What did it make you
think about?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Lies? Say that I've never seen that guys. Lies.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
The moral of the story is, when you married, just
leave Pandora's box and your marriage closed. What's the point
of being married if you're gonna leave your marriage open
at all times like a waffle house?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Cheryl said she suggested they in their open marriage because
it was causing issues, you think, but he reportedly wanted
to keep it going with more ground rules.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Yes, a two penis minimum.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Okay, mine and your little boyfriend Okay, but now you
want us to be the locks and bringing a third member.
Your vagina will not be a group project as long
as we're married, ma'am. And then the police report says
that Lutha got even more upset when he found out
his wife was talking about their issues with a friend.
My god, we already got an open marriage, and you're
telling the world how that pum pum is on a
world tour. She claims she shot her husband himself to fits.
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She reportedly said he came storming into the room and
tried dragging her out of bed, and when he left
the room, she grabbed the gun fired a warning shot,
which she said made him angry, before pulling the trigger.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
The second time.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
She says she was just trying to hit the wall
behind the TV so it would scare him off and
make him leave, but she actually shot and killed him.
He's dead now, okay, all because she was out there
sharing her Lady bitch like a buffet at Goal and Corral.
And by the way, even though buffets are labeled all
you can eat, they will impose restrictions if your eating
behavior is deemed excessive or disruptive to other customers. Cheryl,
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your excessive sexual behavior was disruptive to your husband. Okay,
it was excessive, all right, he said something, and now
he's dead and you are doing life behind bars. Let
me be the first to tell you, okay, or maybe
the second after the judge you deserve.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Please give Cheryl Cole the biggest he huh.
Speaker 4 (05:32):
Yeah, that's crazy. I'm saying you shot him and killed
him all.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Because he just simply didn't want you to be out
there with two guys.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Dad to come from somewhere else.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
It sounds a little deeper. You wouldn't like.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
Come on, we already have an open marriage.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
Now I changed the rules and you shoot and kill
me because you're being greedy. You're running out, running out.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
I know, greed is evil and that can lead to
a lot of different crazy consequences and even murder. But
on this had to be deeply rooted in other problems
that they were having.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Game.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
You want to play a game, Let's let's play a
game of guess what racious?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
All right?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Cheryl Cole was convicted of murder and aggravated the Sultan
the death of her husband. She shot her husband because
he wanted to change rules in their open marriage.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Dj envy me, Yes, what race is.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
Oh, that's a tough one, but it's not tough, right,
Why Cheryl and Luther feel like black names, but this
situation seems white.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
I'm going white, Okay, okay, just hilarious. Cheryl Cole was
convicted Monday of murder and aggravated the sultan the death
of her husband. She shot him because he wanted to
change the rules of their open marriage. And please pay
attention to the fact that I said she drank four
or five angry orchard hard ciders a.
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Wow, just hilarious. Guess what racious angry or white all over?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
And now Lutha might be blacked, Luthor might have been black.
It could have been a bi racial answer.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Racial marriage. Right, Cheryl White's white all the way. I
don't think Luther was white all the way. White all
the way. DJ Nvy and Jesse Laris, you both.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
For are absolutely correct. Cheryl Pohen, Luthor absolutely okay, confident.
The riot white all right, January sixth insurrection white.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Right, Oh my goodness, hazard white.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
Look at the girls of the day to Oh my goodness,
thank you for that.
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Speaker 1 (07:58):
Every day a week. Pack your ass up the breakfast club.
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