June 26, 2025 • 31 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Uh, here we go with a new episode
of Off the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch
in Taco Morning Show Here at one O one one
w j r R in Orlando and Pat Lynch Taco.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Bob did this morning show fly by to you?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah? You know what it really kind of did. Yeah,
there was so much goofy shit that came up during
the show this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Every I mean, they had all you went over a
bunch of it during the show. You reiterated everything, like
I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
There was some really crazy shit, right.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, I guess we should probably at this point, even
though we're doing a podcast now, point out that this
is kind of a two way street. If you you
catch this podcast but miss the actual radio show in
the morning, those segments are all podcast as well as
the daily show segments that go up. Yeah, that was
(00:56):
in deep Yeah, so you never really have to miss nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's the great thing about technology. Yeah, I know he's
listening to it later.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You, I mean, you being the on the bleeding edge
of technology being it Bob and all that that's handled.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, the guy who bought a wireless keyboard, Uh, what
was it?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A week and a half ago. Still haven't even pulled
out of the box.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He had me as system in finding a wireless keyboard. Yeah,
because it's like, it's pretty simple, dude, you just got
into any I figured.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
But when I walked into the Costco, they had one
and it was ninety nine ninety nine, and I thought, nope.
Lynch told me it was like twenty to forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Did you get one for you? I sent you a
link to one that was eighteen dollars in Amazon Basics. Yeah,
has it for eighteen bucks?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I got a Logitech.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, good that you can't go wrong with Logitech gear. No.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And I have my my buddy big Al. You know
big Al.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You met him at Rockville Earthday Birthday. I had my
buddy big Al coming up. His son's gonna come over
and said, figure out what's wrong in my existing computer
that we haven't used for over a year, and then
set up the new laptop.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Hold on, I'm confused. At this point, I thought you
were just abandoning this old I was gunn But.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
If I have a kid come out over, who's.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who's a computer whiz like wins computer tournaments around the country,
I'm definitely gonna you know, say, hey, why don't you
doctor that piece of shit up?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, aren't you? Don't you need stuff that's on that
computer put onto the new laptop.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I think we'll just throw it on a stick or
whatever they say they do again, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Just it's beyond, it's so I mean, it's just so
elementary to you. You can't be bothered with it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Why would you go back to elementary school right now?
You know you'd have to sit in that little chair
with this and your balls up against the thing, and
then you'd be bitching because you'd have a right handed
desk when you're left handed.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, we don't want to go back to right hand.
I'm right handed. You just play sports. I write right handed.
I do everything else lefty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Which one do you jerk with?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Right hand?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, let's it's kind of an awkward question.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sorry, you know the other I already told you this part.
My wife is the exact opposite. She's left handed, but
does everything else righty.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's why you guys are married. You guys are the exact.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Opposite somehow kind of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
My wife is a psychology major and I'm a psychologist.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Nightmare does she does.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
She ever try to use her psychology.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Story now, and then she'll say some things and I'll go.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Ahead, but like, what share some examples here?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You're in elementary education. I ain't going back to elementary.
And I'll tell her about the small desks.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now, I shall say, yeah, you should really check out
this book. It helps with stress and whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And I go, I'm not a big reader.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
God, do you remember you speaking of those desks when
you go they expect a parent, parents to sit in
those things when you're going to have the teacher meetings,
you know, whenever they did those, it's like, come on, man, really.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Pat, it's like a complete flashback because every year my
wife's a first grade teacher. Every year we have to
rearrange and set up twenty something.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Of those desks.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, and I'll get tired after you know, a full
day and whatever and sit in it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And that's how I had the straight up visual of yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then I'm crunching this little desk and my balls
are hitting the thing, and yeah, that's why, say I
remember that when you go to the open house, they
go all right, go ahead and sit down to the desk,
and you're gone.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What you know. The other thing, those desks remind me
of because I've talked about my school years grades one
through twelve. We're in Catholic schools. Okay, in the high
school I went to, and I've brought this up before,
but I'm gonna get back to the desks thing here
in a minute. The high school I went to, if
(05:01):
you were caught chewing gum, you were fined five dollars. Yeah, okay,
keep in mind I went to high school a while ago.
Five bucks. Then to a high school kid that was
you know, oh yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Know that's because they have the richies at the school.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well that's yeah, that goes the rich kids. Our high
school is kind of weird. It was the only Catholic
high school at the time in the area where I
grew up, so all the Catholic grade schools fed into
this one high school, and you got a mixture of
you know, just normal, you know, run of the mill
kids like me, uh, you know, middle and lower class
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kids going in. And then also Palm Beach was included
in the area, so we had a lot of and
I'm not I'm not knocking it. It was fine. It
was kind of cool. Some of my the best friends
I met in high school lived on Palm Beach and
they were very well to do and through the best
parties on my eyes. But those they would chew as
much gum as they wanted to, and uh, they'd rack
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up sometimes, you know, hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth
of fines and they just let him stack up. And
then the only penalty was they would withhold your grades
until your fines were paid, and her parents would just
stroke a check. It was. It was like an added
revenue source for the school that they thought that they
knew they could count on for that. But never mind
that those richies who you know, chewed all that gum.
(06:22):
The bulk of the gum was chewed by them because
they could afford it. Right, what do they do with
the gum?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Stuck it under the desk?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Guess who, uh you know, get to peel that gum
off of there.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
The guys that had like you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Exactly Yeah, still they made us. I told you they
had to lay sod one time at the school.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I had to on a clay soft ball field, which.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
If you tried pulling that these days, I don't care
if it's a private school or not, you'd probably have
some sort of complaint. Lodged right right, or abuse of
some sort whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Matter, dude back in the seventies and sorry, that's you.
That's your deal.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
They give you though that that frickin' paint scraper, you know,
and go get to getting the gum off the underside
of the desk.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
All the time you're sitting there going Linda, that bitch.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And it was the amounts of gum that would accumulate
under those desktops was absolutely vile.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh yeah, and I remember we put.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It all in.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Uh god, these buckets of just hard on, hardened gum
wads three.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hour, three hour Saturday detention. You can scrape a lot
of gum, Dude. During that time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
When we had to go pick weeds out in the field,
it was coach, it'll hit me in mane.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He's out.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Typical coach like back in the day, the coach right, Am,
I out of frame because I'm sitting now with my
feet up.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, you're good, you're good.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But coach, I think it was Wheeler and uh and
its typical thing Pat that the the nuthugger bike shorts,
you know, that.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Saying stand there with his hands on his hips like
coach buzz cut.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So yeah, so it's me.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Delta, Dave and Cobb and who knows what we did.
I think we're playing killed now with the ball and
really leveled one of the douchebags. But so we had
to go pick weeds on a softball field because they
don't want the clay to be overtaken with weeds.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Anyway, he's out here, goes you guys can feel free
to take your shirts off if you want.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know back when, back in my days when we
were working on the on the chain gang or something,
He's just start spewing all this ship off and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Is he going them let's just out here?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But no he was. He was a cool dude, free labor,
free labor from the bad kids.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But if you think about it the way that school is.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Now, yes, you'd get in trouble for having them what
they saw it like you had to and then when so.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
We had to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Right now, they're they're all pussies, But then we had
to do that stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Think of when our parents were in school.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I told you my dad had his nose broken by
a priest and then the priest called and said, I'm sorry, sorry.
I was a little tough on on Bobby or Bob
whichever he went by, and uh, and he was really
well because I think I'm ruffed him up a little much.
I think I broke his nose and he walked in.
My grandfather Bam punched him right.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
In the same nose. So it's just over the years,
you just get softer.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well, I don't know if you know where all that started.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's just yeah, it's my way or the highway mentality,
which was, yeah, there's something to be said for that
in some cases.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, belts weren't just for wearing there for tearing.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That hasd exactly exactly. So, Uh, did you did you
see what was on TV the other night? Regular network TV?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Uh, which we we talked about this that, uh, you know,
not a lot of people will sit down and watch
whatever is on, in this case NBC at eight o'clock
on Friday night, Jaws.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
They showed Jaws because it was the fiftieth anniversary of
it being in theaters. And it's hard to believe that
that movie now is fifty years old. But with the
commercials and stuff, it ended up being on for like
three hours. I didn't obviously didn't sit there. I have
the DVD I have, you know, if I want to
watch Jaws, I'll watch the DVD. But I saw that
(10:26):
that was on and I every time you know, that
movie is brought up, I just I distinctly remember the
effect it had not just done me being a kid
grown up in Florida, but everyone who saw that and
you watch that movie now, and yeah, if it was
to be done present day, obviously the special effects would
be a lot better. It'd be even more realistic and
(10:48):
over the top.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But at the time, but be called like Sharks on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, you know what I'm saying. Though, at the time
when that came out and the whole storyline of it
was just so believable that any of us who live
in a place like Florida where the beach is part of,
you know, the lifestyle, you scared out of your wits.
Oh yeah, and uh, to this day, you know, I'm
not a beach guy. But back then, you know, I
(11:13):
would go with the family to the beach. I want
to think twice about it, until you saw John, until
I saw that, and then really, as I got older
and older, I just lost interest in the beach.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well, that's also because you're fair skin with red.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh god, that it was just just sheer torture.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh yes, of course, the yellow and ouzy and gross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And there wasn't any amount of aloe you could put
on that did anything about it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
But now fifty years since Jaws, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, what I saw the other day, and I told
you about parts of it. I forget what it's called.
I think I wrote it in my notes. But somehow
somebody was searching something on that TV where this series
came up, and it was like, uh, hold on, I'm
almost there. Uh on YouTube TV. It's the seventies show.
(12:10):
Television gets real.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
A documentary, not the comedy, not.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That seventies show. It's called the seventies Show. And it's
like a documentary.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Not the thing from the CNN did yes, oh okay, yeah,
yeah you saw that. No, that's I saw it when
it was on CNN.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, it's so massive.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean every time that I'd watch an episode of
just be enthralled with, like you know, Cheers and night Court,
and they'd go into that stuff, and then they'd go.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Where's the eighties?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Wasn't it that it evolved to the eighties?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So it started in the seventies and then it was
like and then it made it's the eighties.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
If you sit there and watch all the flashback of that,
like when talk shows first came on TV with like
Springer in that and then you see all the.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
That was, it was a really if you've never seen,
well what what you realize quickly is that a lot
of those shows had much better staying power than the
crap that gets shoveled out now right now.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And don't get me wrong, I love a lot of
the stuff that comes out now. It's disposable though. There's
so much of it, and there's so many different outlets
where you can get entertainment from. They're all in competition
with volume, volume, volume, shoveling stuff out as much as
we can gobble down. And most of it, look, you
take it in and you forget about it. But the
(13:32):
stuff you're referring to that stands to test the time,
that's what there was. Yeah, it either worked or it
did not work.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They were talking about how it was.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Hey, it's as you stated, eight o'clock on a Friday night.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, what is this big show tonight?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And it would be Duke's Hazard or insert name of title.
But everybody would sit there and watch you because that's
what you had. You didn't have the internet didn't A
fine example of what you just said about the amount
of sources we have told you. I wasn't gonna download
another app. My wife talked me into download and Paramount Plus.
So I started watching your oil manner, What the land Man,
(14:13):
land Man? Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Started watching that. And there's such a mass of.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Entertainment out there right now that I got two episodes in,
and that was three weeks ago. I haven't gone back
because there's too much other shit to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I have.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I have backups, of backups, Like I could sit there
and watch TV.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
For a month well straight.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
But then what do I do? Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I get home and I turn on uh the Blue
that I like, you know, uh the Blue, No, No,
the cop show that your wife likes too, oh, Blue Bloods,
Blue Buds. I turn on Blue Buds and watch two
episodes that I've already seen. You know they're rebooting that, right, Yeah, Yeah,
it's just gonna be him though.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Out of a different city though, yeah, out of Boston, Boston, Yeah,
because you and I, Yeah, we talked about it. Actually, yeah,
I'll launch it.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I like whichever Wahlberg that is. Yeah, I never get
those dudes straight.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So the wife and I are finished plotting our our
road trip coming up.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You're not in Kansas anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We are going to Kansas.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Which who's gonna be the first to say it? Soon
as you soon as.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
You leave on the way back, when you're driving out
pat and you hit the next state, Oh, you're not.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
In Kansas anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It'll be me because you got a beat her. Well,
she won't even be paying attention. She'll be you know,
reading or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, do you do the thing where you guys reach
as far forth as far forward as you can in
your windshield to be the first one into the state.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, Bob, but we don't do that.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We did that. We're kids.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm saying on like a grown man now.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I like to have fun, like road fun. So
same as RoadHead.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So my daughter recently moved to Kansas with her boyfriend
who had a great job opportunity, and uh that they just, hey,
why not, we're young, let's go do this. So we're
power to them. We're gonna go out and visit them.
For a few days and then get out of their hair.
But we're road tripping. We're driving because I look, I know,
this doesn't sound exciting to a lot of people, and
(16:13):
they're like, why wouldn't you just fly? I personally like
seeing places that I've never been, even if even if
it's in the middle of nowhere, that is interesting to me.
I I just do. And my wife kind of feels
the same way. So we've plotted out this the way
we're gonna go, and we are hitting a couple places
on the way and on the way back that I
(16:34):
think you might be interested in knowing about.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Bare assets, no risk risk, a cafe that not that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We we are gonna go visit Graceland in Memphis, Elvis's place.
We're gonna we're gonna stay at the hotel there, at
the Graceland Hotel, which isn't cheap, but it's only it's
only for one night. And my wife, my wife said
to me, she's right, she goes, you know, we'll never
be back to Memphis again, for I go, no kidding.
(17:07):
It's one of the most crime ridden cities in the
entire country.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
So excuse me. When you guys are walking you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Wellco No, we're literally we're going right into uh the
Graceland area, uh, doing seeing, walking around, you know. Yeah,
and they're staying, staying in the hotel and then leaving
the next morning to come home. But h so we're
going there, then we'll also we'll end up driving through
Saint Louis, another crime ridden city.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You remember Twitch, Yeah, Ron Twitch, well his uh, his
whole family is from Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, And we were just noticing the path takes and
she goes like, we're literally going through some of the
most crime written cities in the entire country.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And I go roll them up, I see you lock
the door.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Anyway, it'll be fun. But what I wanted to bring up,
you know, where else we're gonna hit on the way back?
When when you.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Talking about on the way back, what about on the
way there, are you stop at any places on the
way there.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We're actually going to stop at a place in Tennessee,
which is an area of Tennessee that we are contemplating
moving to eventually.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Really yeah, because the Bourbon No no, no, really, because
just oh yeah, for a multitude of reasons.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You could up sell your house. You're gonna get a
pretty pair.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We've already done the math eventually, are.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You Looking's like a kind of timeline, this one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's going to be on the side of sooner rather
than later. Really, yeah, how would we do the show?
It would work? We may It's technology is a great thing.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh, I'm down. I think that's this is a revelation.
You're like one of my best friends.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's not gonna happen tomorrow, that's right. Figured.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
No, we got a rock Freedom Friar works on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
But anyway, that's our Our tentative game plan is to
eventually end up up there, and we have a bunch
of reasons why. But we like the area.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Kenneth from who listens the podcast all the time, he's
up in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And I'm not going to mention what area this state
where we're looking at. But uh no, we don't have
a specific place pick down. It's just a general area
of the state.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm saying, do you want to get a big plot
of land? Not necessarily you're on like a ride and wawmower. No,
I don't want to be on any lawnmower.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's a no, no, No. Tennessee is great we have
listeners that have built properties.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, it's it's it's for a bunch of reasons. Number
one is you get this change of seasons there. That's
for me and ultimately, uh for me a getaway is
the mountain's not the beach, so beach I don't. I
could care less care less.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's why Pat and I work well together because on
the exact opposite, I love the beach mountains.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And then also the thing, there's no state income tax
there either, so it'd be a you know, it'd be
a net gain if we're able to sell our house
here in Florida. If the prices hold here in Florida,
we literally could probably uh sell our house and then
buy wherever we're going outright and eliminate the mortgage, which
to me, that's that's key in this whole move. If
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we're able to pull that move off, there's no reason
not to.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Now, I do a good realtor. If you need to
sell your place.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
We're both aware of a really good realtor. Yeah, sorry, friends,
and need you to move this thing for.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Me, buddy, man quick so out.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
They're awesome though, man, So yeah, I absolutely probably will
utilize them to move us through this, but again I
don't this.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Is how long have you guys been talking about it?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Seriously for about six months?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, now that's cool. I'm proud of you. I think
that's awesome. Yeah, you're gonna miss seeing me every day,
you know, like only hold hands when the sunrises and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
We he's gone.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
That was another big part of the move is because
are you mom?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, it's just I get to the point where and
don't get me wrong here locals, I love Central. In fact,
I love Central Florida so much. When I came here
to go to school, I never left right, so I
stayed put.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Man, nobody knows you love it here.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, you were gonna buy out Lake County.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
That was the originally a few years ago, I was like,
I would really like to end up in the Mount
Dora area and not a knock on Mount Dora. But
I think the folks who have lived there for a
long time are like, we don't need any more people
moving here right now and businesses and highways coming through
and whatnot. That's a whole thing there. But no, I'd
rather be out out of the uh hustle and Bustle lifestyle.
(21:35):
I'm getting ready to be at that point.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I think everybody can picture too Pat Lance riding on
his John Deer mowing the plot.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I'm not mowing shit, I know. Uh huh. I don't
want to. And I'm not talking about retiring either. I'm
just talking about a change of scenery.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, I mean you have a studio. You could set
up a studio anywhere. Now when I still come in
here and not making this about me? I want to
make that, but I'm curious as a game plans, and
I know you're not moving them on, But would I
still come in here to kind of That.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Would be the easiest thing to do, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Because then the equipment would be set and.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
There's no equipment that would even need to come in.
I already have it all. Yeah, I own it.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah you're there, But I'm saying i'd have to pot
it up somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah. It would be just like we're doing right now,
except you wouldn't actually be looking at me in person. Yeah,
although you could be, because I could set up a
camera where we could still have, you know, interaction, just
like but anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Would I be hitting the buttons? Yeah, I'd be going
old school. I think we might have to get a
producer in here.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Really, well, let's not get crazy here. I don't see
that idea going up the flagpole.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
And I'm having a baby. Yeah, he might need some
extra crumbs.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
But anyway, I see again, this is the beauty of
this podcast. I had no intention of really revealing any
of these plans. Well, it's great, nothing is set in stone.
It's just this.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is it's a it's an idea. Like when I was
going to sell our o.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
My wife and I were gonna sell our house, like
remember nine months ago and just cash out, buy a
rent a condo from somebody until market changes. And then
more than I talked to people, they said, you don't
really want to go from that house to a condo
because it's a drastic change, you know, with the amount
(23:22):
of stuff. He yet, I go, man, I'll just get
one of those big old dumpsters in the front.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I'll have an estate sale. I'll sell everything, you know,
and dump the rest.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's that's funny you bring that up, because any of
you who own a home and you've been in it
for a long time, and that's you. And my wife
said it bluntly that she goes. We have just got
so much shit accumulated around here. You never really stop
to think about it until if you do stop, make
yourself stop and think about Gee, if I ever had
to pack up and move right.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Now, the reason why we didn't sell the house.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, but what you're saying is right, you would obviously,
uh want to probably just let go of some of
this stuff. Oh yeah, sell it off fresh, donate it whatever.
And uh you know that that's another you know bridge
you got across eventually, but there's definitely consideration for that.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
A big problem with selling also, not only to the
switching to a condo and the imount of stuff we'd
have to get rid of, and the lifestyle change would
be crazy from what I've heard from all my buddies,
But the other part, what was it?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I I can never live in a condo, not after
having a house for it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You and I talk about that. I could because they're
doing everything for it. But here's the problem.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
If we moved into a place that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Was a smaller home, which we thought of doing, having
to redo everything I've redone, having a plugin system for
the generator out back, having the height the house repiped,
having a new roof having new flooring.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But there's lots of places now where people have already
done that in their homes that you could move into.
So but you know, you gotta look at it that way.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
But again, we were just gonna rent a place. You know,
something funny we I for that. You remember the time,
for like a month, I was driving around looking at places,
you know, just random. I pull over to find a place.
I found a place kind of near my parents in
winter Park and it was a smaller, two bedroom, one
bat whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Will you ever move outside of the zone of operation?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I was gonna move to the beach because that's the
other zone of operation. And uh, and then I thought
I could just run over there for my buddies.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
It's easy anyway.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So I drive by.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I see this house. I go, this is pretty cool.
I send some pics to the wife and she could, yeah,
it's kind of cute. Walking distance to the what I
call restaurant row, which is like out back and all
the little restaurants in there. And uh, I called a number.
It's ringing, and all of a sudden, I look down.
(25:55):
My friend owned the house.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Is my friend Brett is on my phone?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
So which wrong? With that.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
No, my friend Brett is on the phone. So I
call and it pops up and go and that.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Number looks familiar, and I call and it lights up
Brett and I go, dude.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
He goes, what's up, Bob's how you do it?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
How much you sell in your house for me?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm sitting Uh we're sitting it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Uh. Oh they were at the whatever that is in
a new sumurt of beach, the little old yacht club
thing whatever, and uh yeah, we're just sitting here. I
want you to Oh, I don't want to interrupt your lunch.
I just happened, and I told him the story. I
call a number, not even knowing it's his house, but
he was renting it. So I was like, yeah, so
what's the rent there?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Not going to do it, but so we'll we'll see
where this all goes.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
See, that's exciting stuff. Like when we were searching around
just randomly looking, you know, you'd see a house and hey,
maybe we could rent that. That was exciting.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
It was fun. So once you got your future's fun.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah again. I love Florida. I'm a proud Flridian cracker.
Born and raised in Florida, as times change, and uh,
I would. Obviously, my family's all still here except for
my daughter who is kids be halfway to kid. The
rest of my family is all still here in Florida,
so it wouldn't be like I wouldn't be back here
on a regular basis.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, but you do cameos coming into the show every now.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I'm sure why not. It's not that far away.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Come back for Rock Freedom Fireworks next summer. If it's
already had.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We won't have been gone. It's not going to happen
within the next year.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Just we just changed from six months to you.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
People don't want you to panic.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm calling cold feet now.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Are you angling for me to go? I mean, if
you if you want me to move up the timeline
we know.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
No. I was happy for you and excited. Ship dude.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
We've we've technically worked together next year, even though we
had our little stint where we got fired.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Next year will be thirty years together.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right and we can continue to work together and nobody
so I care. I think that's cool, and I will
tell you i'd be Some of you'll probably ask me
this and may already have had because there's a lot
of comments.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Here you'll be a major bourbon addict already have become.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Anyway. The other thing that's just just really the cost
of homeowners insurance in Florida is ridiculous. And I will
give credit that we just got the renewal notice for
the next year. It only went up. It only went
up twelve dollars a month, which I was like, thank God,
(28:32):
But I mean the level it's at now.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Is twelve dollars on top of right.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's ridiculous. And a lot of you who are going
through that, No, exactly, And that's just money that I
just don't think I need to be spending. No, I
just don't need to be spending that.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
So he said Lynch and Taco Live from the Grand
Ole Opry. Heck, yeah, love road trips. This is from Kim.
Heck yeah, I love road trips. Oh, and you're going
to love Graceland. Took my dad and we had a blast. Yeah,
that's one of the things parents always want to go there.
You know what I'm you know what, I'm getting a
like Delta day his mom.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That was well, I just trip always had utmost respect
for Elvis and you know, and you know, he really
the lasting impact on pop culture. So it was a
to visit bucket list place. So we'll be able to
check that off. This go around very cool anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So you'll see the place, the area that you're looking
towards in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
We're staying on the way. We're staying in the area.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Get the field man, go down to the country store,
kick your feet up on the bar stool, order you
a bourbon. Say I might be a resident one day.
You guys, got any certain things you got going on
up in here?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Wh's with the accent?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Was talk? I called buddy from Tennessee, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
God, old mighty bad. All right, Well, uh so there
you go. I spilled the beans on the grand scheme
of things.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
That's cool. I think that. I think it's really cool.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's always good in my eyes to have a light
at the end of the tunnel, something to look forward to,
Like I'm renting my buddy's place in Sumrna coming up,
and that's something I can. You know, work each day,
get home late, go out or wake up early and
go Who cares, dude, I got I gotta get get
a go chill, kick my feet up.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Vacation man, you gotta gotta you gotta take the most
and enjoy it when you have it.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh yeah, definitely. I think this will kind of this.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Will kind of be Uh. The vacation we got coming
up on our side with our road trip is it's
exploratory in nature as well as you know, RESTful. Yeah,
so anyway, very cool.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
The I speaking of vacation, I think that Mel is
back today because I got shot her an email the
other day about something and uh, and it came back.
I'll be back Thursday.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So where'd she go?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, all right, well listen.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Somewhere with the kids. I'm sure the kiddos.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Thank you for checking out Lynching Tacos Off the Air
podcast for bringing new episodes every Thursday.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
If you saw me just do that, I had like
a shock go up my neck.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Okay, are we done? I think we are all right.
Thanks for listening. We'll see you in Tennessee.
All right, Uh, here we go with a new episode
of Off the Air, the weekly podcast from the Lynch
in Taco Morning Show Here at one O one one
w j r R in Orlando and Pat Lynch Taco.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Bob did this morning show fly by to you?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah? You know what it really kind of did. Yeah,
there was so much goofy shit that came up during
the show this morning.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Every I mean, they had all you went over a
bunch of it during the show. You reiterated everything, like
I was thinking.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
There was some really crazy shit, right.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
Yeah, I guess we should probably at this point, even
though we're doing a podcast now, point out that this
is kind of a two way street. If you you
catch this podcast but miss the actual radio show in
the morning, those segments are all podcast as well as
the daily show segments that go up. Yeah, that was
(00:56):
in deep Yeah, so you never really have to miss nothing.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
That's the great thing about technology. Yeah, I know he's
listening to it later.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You, I mean, you being the on the bleeding edge
of technology being it Bob and all that that's handled.
Speaker 2 (01:10):
Yeah, the guy who bought a wireless keyboard, Uh, what
was it?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
A week and a half ago. Still haven't even pulled
out of the box.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
He had me as system in finding a wireless keyboard. Yeah,
because it's like, it's pretty simple, dude, you just got
into any I figured.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
But when I walked into the Costco, they had one
and it was ninety nine ninety nine, and I thought, nope.
Lynch told me it was like twenty to forty bucks.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Did you get one for you? I sent you a
link to one that was eighteen dollars in Amazon Basics. Yeah,
has it for eighteen bucks?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
I got a Logitech.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Okay, good that you can't go wrong with Logitech gear. No.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
And I have my my buddy big Al. You know
big Al.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
You met him at Rockville Earthday Birthday. I had my
buddy big Al coming up. His son's gonna come over
and said, figure out what's wrong in my existing computer
that we haven't used for over a year, and then
set up the new laptop.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Hold on, I'm confused. At this point, I thought you
were just abandoning this old I was gunn But.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
If I have a kid come out over, who's.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Who's a computer whiz like wins computer tournaments around the country,
I'm definitely gonna you know, say, hey, why don't you
doctor that piece of shit up?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Well, aren't you? Don't you need stuff that's on that
computer put onto the new laptop.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I think we'll just throw it on a stick or
whatever they say they do again, it's.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Just it's beyond, it's so I mean, it's just so
elementary to you. You can't be bothered with it.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Why would you go back to elementary school right now?
You know you'd have to sit in that little chair
with this and your balls up against the thing, and
then you'd be bitching because you'd have a right handed
desk when you're left handed.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
No, we don't want to go back to right hand.
I'm right handed. You just play sports. I write right handed.
I do everything else lefty.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Which one do you jerk with?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Right hand?
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Yeah, let's it's kind of an awkward question.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Sorry, you know the other I already told you this part.
My wife is the exact opposite. She's left handed, but
does everything else righty.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
That's why you guys are married. You guys are the exact.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Opposite somehow kind of Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
My wife is a psychology major and I'm a psychologist.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Nightmare does she does.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
She ever try to use her psychology.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Story now, and then she'll say some things and I'll go.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Ahead, but like, what share some examples here?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
You're in elementary education. I ain't going back to elementary.
And I'll tell her about the small desks.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Now, I shall say, yeah, you should really check out
this book. It helps with stress and whatever.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
And I go, I'm not a big reader.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
God, do you remember you speaking of those desks when
you go they expect a parent, parents to sit in
those things when you're going to have the teacher meetings,
you know, whenever they did those, it's like, come on, man, really.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Pat, it's like a complete flashback because every year my
wife's a first grade teacher. Every year we have to
rearrange and set up twenty something.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Of those desks.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, and I'll get tired after you know, a full
day and whatever and sit in it.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
And that's how I had the straight up visual of yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
And then I'm crunching this little desk and my balls
are hitting the thing, and yeah, that's why, say I
remember that when you go to the open house, they
go all right, go ahead and sit down to the desk,
and you're gone.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
What you know. The other thing, those desks remind me
of because I've talked about my school years grades one
through twelve. We're in Catholic schools. Okay, in the high
school I went to, and I've brought this up before,
but I'm gonna get back to the desks thing here
in a minute. The high school I went to, if
(05:01):
you were caught chewing gum, you were fined five dollars. Yeah, okay,
keep in mind I went to high school a while ago.
Five bucks. Then to a high school kid that was
you know, oh yeah, you.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Know that's because they have the richies at the school.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Well that's yeah, that goes the rich kids. Our high
school is kind of weird. It was the only Catholic
high school at the time in the area where I
grew up, so all the Catholic grade schools fed into
this one high school, and you got a mixture of
you know, just normal, you know, run of the mill
kids like me, uh, you know, middle and lower class
(05:37):
kids going in. And then also Palm Beach was included
in the area, so we had a lot of and
I'm not I'm not knocking it. It was fine. It
was kind of cool. Some of my the best friends
I met in high school lived on Palm Beach and
they were very well to do and through the best
parties on my eyes. But those they would chew as
much gum as they wanted to, and uh, they'd rack
(05:57):
up sometimes, you know, hundreds and hundreds of dollars worth
of fines and they just let him stack up. And
then the only penalty was they would withhold your grades
until your fines were paid, and her parents would just
stroke a check. It was. It was like an added
revenue source for the school that they thought that they
knew they could count on for that. But never mind
that those richies who you know, chewed all that gum.
(06:22):
The bulk of the gum was chewed by them because
they could afford it. Right, what do they do with
the gum?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Stuck it under the desk?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Guess who, uh you know, get to peel that gum
off of there.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
The guys that had like you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Exactly Yeah, still they made us. I told you they
had to lay sod one time at the school.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
I had to on a clay soft ball field, which.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
If you tried pulling that these days, I don't care
if it's a private school or not, you'd probably have
some sort of complaint. Lodged right right, or abuse of
some sort whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
Matter, dude back in the seventies and sorry, that's you.
That's your deal.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
They give you though that that frickin' paint scraper, you know,
and go get to getting the gum off the underside
of the desk.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
All the time you're sitting there going Linda, that bitch.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
And it was the amounts of gum that would accumulate
under those desktops was absolutely vile.
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Oh yeah, and I remember we put.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
It all in.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
Uh god, these buckets of just hard on, hardened gum
wads three.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
Hour, three hour Saturday detention. You can scrape a lot
of gum, Dude. During that time.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
When we had to go pick weeds out in the field,
it was coach, it'll hit me in mane.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
He's out.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Typical coach like back in the day, the coach right, Am,
I out of frame because I'm sitting now with my
feet up.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, you're good, you're good.
Speaker 2 (07:54):
But coach, I think it was Wheeler and uh and
its typical thing Pat that the the nuthugger bike shorts,
you know, that.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Saying stand there with his hands on his hips like
coach buzz cut.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
So yeah, so it's me.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Delta, Dave and Cobb and who knows what we did.
I think we're playing killed now with the ball and
really leveled one of the douchebags. But so we had
to go pick weeds on a softball field because they
don't want the clay to be overtaken with weeds.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Anyway, he's out here, goes you guys can feel free
to take your shirts off if you want.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
He goes.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know back when, back in my days when we
were working on the on the chain gang or something,
He's just start spewing all this ship off and I'm like.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Is he going them let's just out here?
Speaker 1 (08:38):
But no he was. He was a cool dude, free labor,
free labor from the bad kids.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
But if you think about it the way that school is.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Now, yes, you'd get in trouble for having them what
they saw it like you had to and then when so.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
We had to do that.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Right now, they're they're all pussies, But then we had
to do that stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Think of when our parents were in school.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
I told you my dad had his nose broken by
a priest and then the priest called and said, I'm sorry, sorry.
I was a little tough on on Bobby or Bob
whichever he went by, and uh, and he was really
well because I think I'm ruffed him up a little much.
I think I broke his nose and he walked in.
My grandfather Bam punched him right.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
In the same nose. So it's just over the years,
you just get softer.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Well, I don't know if you know where all that started.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
It's just yeah, it's my way or the highway mentality,
which was, yeah, there's something to be said for that
in some cases.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Yeah, belts weren't just for wearing there for tearing.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
That hasd exactly exactly. So, Uh, did you did you
see what was on TV the other night? Regular network TV?
Speaker 5 (09:50):
Uh, which we we talked about this that, uh, you know,
not a lot of people will sit down and watch
whatever is on, in this case NBC at eight o'clock
on Friday night, Jaws.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
They showed Jaws because it was the fiftieth anniversary of
it being in theaters. And it's hard to believe that
that movie now is fifty years old. But with the
commercials and stuff, it ended up being on for like
three hours. I didn't obviously didn't sit there. I have
the DVD I have, you know, if I want to
watch Jaws, I'll watch the DVD. But I saw that
(10:26):
that was on and I every time you know, that
movie is brought up, I just I distinctly remember the
effect it had not just done me being a kid
grown up in Florida, but everyone who saw that and
you watch that movie now, and yeah, if it was
to be done present day, obviously the special effects would
be a lot better. It'd be even more realistic and
(10:48):
over the top.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
But at the time, but be called like Sharks on
the plane.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, you know what I'm saying. Though, at the time
when that came out and the whole storyline of it
was just so believable that any of us who live
in a place like Florida where the beach is part of,
you know, the lifestyle, you scared out of your wits.
Oh yeah, and uh, to this day, you know, I'm
not a beach guy. But back then, you know, I
(11:13):
would go with the family to the beach. I want
to think twice about it, until you saw John, until
I saw that, and then really, as I got older
and older, I just lost interest in the beach.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Well, that's also because you're fair skin with red.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Oh god, that it was just just sheer torture.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
Oh yes, of course, the yellow and ouzy and gross.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And there wasn't any amount of aloe you could put
on that did anything about it.
Speaker 3 (11:43):
But now fifty years since Jaws, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Yeah, what I saw the other day, and I told
you about parts of it. I forget what it's called.
I think I wrote it in my notes. But somehow
somebody was searching something on that TV where this series
came up, and it was like, uh, hold on, I'm
almost there. Uh on YouTube TV. It's the seventies show.
(12:10):
Television gets real.
Speaker 1 (12:12):
A documentary, not the comedy, not.
Speaker 2 (12:15):
That seventies show. It's called the seventies Show. And it's
like a documentary.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Not the thing from the CNN did yes, oh okay, yeah,
yeah you saw that. No, that's I saw it when
it was on CNN.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah, it's so massive.
Speaker 2 (12:27):
I mean every time that I'd watch an episode of
just be enthralled with, like you know, Cheers and night Court,
and they'd go into that stuff, and then they'd go.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Where's the eighties?
Speaker 3 (12:37):
Wasn't it that it evolved to the eighties?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
So it started in the seventies and then it was
like and then it made it's the eighties.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm dude, it's crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
If you sit there and watch all the flashback of that,
like when talk shows first came on TV with like
Springer in that and then you see all the.
Speaker 6 (12:57):
That was, it was a really if you've never seen,
well what what you realize quickly is that a lot
of those shows had much better staying power than the
crap that gets shoveled out now right now.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
And don't get me wrong, I love a lot of
the stuff that comes out now. It's disposable though. There's
so much of it, and there's so many different outlets
where you can get entertainment from. They're all in competition
with volume, volume, volume, shoveling stuff out as much as
we can gobble down. And most of it, look, you
take it in and you forget about it. But the
(13:32):
stuff you're referring to that stands to test the time,
that's what there was. Yeah, it either worked or it
did not work.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
They were talking about how it was.
Speaker 2 (13:43):
Hey, it's as you stated, eight o'clock on a Friday night.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Yeah, what is this big show tonight?
Speaker 2 (13:50):
And it would be Duke's Hazard or insert name of title.
But everybody would sit there and watch you because that's
what you had. You didn't have the internet didn't A
fine example of what you just said about the amount
of sources we have told you. I wasn't gonna download
another app. My wife talked me into download and Paramount Plus.
So I started watching your oil manner, What the land Man,
(14:13):
land Man? Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 3 (14:15):
Started watching that. And there's such a mass of.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Entertainment out there right now that I got two episodes in,
and that was three weeks ago. I haven't gone back
because there's too much other shit to watch.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
I have.
Speaker 3 (14:28):
I have backups, of backups, Like I could sit there
and watch TV.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
For a month well straight.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
But then what do I do? Yesterday?
Speaker 2 (14:35):
I get home and I turn on uh the Blue
that I like, you know, uh the Blue, No, No,
the cop show that your wife likes too, oh, Blue Bloods,
Blue Buds. I turn on Blue Buds and watch two
episodes that I've already seen. You know they're rebooting that, right, Yeah, Yeah,
it's just gonna be him though.
Speaker 1 (14:56):
Out of a different city though, yeah, out of Boston, Boston, Yeah,
because you and I, Yeah, we talked about it. Actually, yeah,
I'll launch it.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I like whichever Wahlberg that is. Yeah, I never get
those dudes straight.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
So the wife and I are finished plotting our our
road trip coming up.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
You're not in Kansas anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
We are going to Kansas.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Which who's gonna be the first to say it? Soon
as you soon as.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
You leave on the way back, when you're driving out
pat and you hit the next state, Oh, you're not.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
In Kansas anymore.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
It'll be me because you got a beat her. Well,
she won't even be paying attention. She'll be you know,
reading or something. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Yeah, do you do the thing where you guys reach
as far forth as far forward as you can in
your windshield to be the first one into the state.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
No, Bob, but we don't do that.
Speaker 3 (15:43):
We did that. We're kids.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Yeah, I'm saying on like a grown man now.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I like to have fun, like road fun. So
same as RoadHead.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
So my daughter recently moved to Kansas with her boyfriend
who had a great job opportunity, and uh that they just, hey,
why not, we're young, let's go do this. So we're
power to them. We're gonna go out and visit them.
For a few days and then get out of their hair.
But we're road tripping. We're driving because I look, I know,
this doesn't sound exciting to a lot of people, and
(16:13):
they're like, why wouldn't you just fly? I personally like
seeing places that I've never been, even if even if
it's in the middle of nowhere, that is interesting to me.
I I just do. And my wife kind of feels
the same way. So we've plotted out this the way
we're gonna go, and we are hitting a couple places
on the way and on the way back that I
(16:34):
think you might be interested in knowing about.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
Bare assets, no risk risk, a cafe that not that.
Speaker 1 (16:45):
We we are gonna go visit Graceland in Memphis, Elvis's place.
We're gonna we're gonna stay at the hotel there, at
the Graceland Hotel, which isn't cheap, but it's only it's
only for one night. And my wife, my wife said
to me, she's right, she goes, you know, we'll never
be back to Memphis again, for I go, no kidding.
(17:07):
It's one of the most crime ridden cities in the
entire country.
Speaker 3 (17:10):
So excuse me. When you guys are walking you gotta go.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Wellco No, we're literally we're going right into uh the
Graceland area, uh, doing seeing, walking around, you know. Yeah,
and they're staying, staying in the hotel and then leaving
the next morning to come home. But h so we're
going there, then we'll also we'll end up driving through
Saint Louis, another crime ridden city.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
You remember Twitch, Yeah, Ron Twitch, well his uh, his
whole family is from Saint Louis.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yeah, And we were just noticing the path takes and
she goes like, we're literally going through some of the
most crime written cities in the entire country.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
And I go roll them up, I see you lock
the door.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
Anyway, it'll be fun. But what I wanted to bring up,
you know, where else we're gonna hit on the way back?
When when you.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Talking about on the way back, what about on the
way there, are you stop at any places on the
way there.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
We're actually going to stop at a place in Tennessee,
which is an area of Tennessee that we are contemplating
moving to eventually.
Speaker 2 (18:11):
Really yeah, because the Bourbon No no, no, really, because
just oh yeah, for a multitude of reasons.
Speaker 3 (18:19):
You could up sell your house. You're gonna get a
pretty pair.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
We've already done the math eventually, are.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
You Looking's like a kind of timeline, this one.
Speaker 1 (18:28):
It's going to be on the side of sooner rather
than later. Really, yeah, how would we do the show?
It would work? We may It's technology is a great thing.
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Oh, I'm down. I think that's this is a revelation.
You're like one of my best friends.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
It's not gonna happen tomorrow, that's right. Figured.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
No, we got a rock Freedom Friar works on Saturday.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
But anyway, that's our Our tentative game plan is to
eventually end up up there, and we have a bunch
of reasons why. But we like the area.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Kenneth from who listens the podcast all the time, he's
up in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
And I'm not going to mention what area this state
where we're looking at. But uh no, we don't have
a specific place pick down. It's just a general area
of the state.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
I'm saying, do you want to get a big plot
of land? Not necessarily you're on like a ride and wawmower. No,
I don't want to be on any lawnmower.
Speaker 3 (19:18):
He's a no, no, No. Tennessee is great we have
listeners that have built properties.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
Well, it's it's it's for a bunch of reasons. Number
one is you get this change of seasons there. That's
for me and ultimately, uh for me a getaway is
the mountain's not the beach, so beach I don't. I
could care less care less.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
That's why Pat and I work well together because on
the exact opposite, I love the beach mountains.
Speaker 3 (19:45):
I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
And then also the thing, there's no state income tax
there either, so it'd be a you know, it'd be
a net gain if we're able to sell our house
here in Florida. If the prices hold here in Florida,
we literally could probably uh sell our house and then
buy wherever we're going outright and eliminate the mortgage, which
to me, that's that's key in this whole move. If
(20:07):
we're able to pull that move off, there's no reason
not to.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Now, I do a good realtor. If you need to
sell your place.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
We're both aware of a really good realtor. Yeah, sorry, friends,
and need you to move this thing for.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
Me, buddy, man quick so out.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
They're awesome though, man, So yeah, I absolutely probably will
utilize them to move us through this, but again I
don't this.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Is how long have you guys been talking about it?
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Seriously for about six months?
Speaker 3 (20:38):
Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Yeah, now that's cool. I'm proud of you. I think
that's awesome. Yeah, you're gonna miss seeing me every day,
you know, like only hold hands when the sunrises and stuff.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
We he's gone.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
Yep.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
That was another big part of the move is because
are you mom?
Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, it's just I get to the point where and
don't get me wrong here locals, I love Central. In fact,
I love Central Florida so much. When I came here
to go to school, I never left right, so I
stayed put.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Man, nobody knows you love it here.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Well, you were gonna buy out Lake County.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
That was the originally a few years ago, I was like,
I would really like to end up in the Mount
Dora area and not a knock on Mount Dora. But
I think the folks who have lived there for a
long time are like, we don't need any more people
moving here right now and businesses and highways coming through
and whatnot. That's a whole thing there. But no, I'd
rather be out out of the uh hustle and Bustle lifestyle.
(21:35):
I'm getting ready to be at that point.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
I think everybody can picture too Pat Lance riding on
his John Deer mowing the plot.
Speaker 1 (21:42):
I'm not mowing shit, I know. Uh huh. I don't
want to. And I'm not talking about retiring either. I'm
just talking about a change of scenery.
Speaker 2 (21:51):
Yeah, I mean you have a studio. You could set
up a studio anywhere. Now when I still come in
here and not making this about me? I want to
make that, but I'm curious as a game plans, and
I know you're not moving them on, But would I
still come in here to kind of That.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
Would be the easiest thing to do, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (22:07):
Because then the equipment would be set and.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
There's no equipment that would even need to come in.
I already have it all. Yeah, I own it.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yeah you're there, But I'm saying i'd have to pot
it up somewhere.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah. It would be just like we're doing right now,
except you wouldn't actually be looking at me in person. Yeah,
although you could be, because I could set up a
camera where we could still have, you know, interaction, just
like but anyway.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Would I be hitting the buttons? Yeah, I'd be going
old school. I think we might have to get a
producer in here.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
Really, well, let's not get crazy here. I don't see
that idea going up the flagpole.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
And I'm having a baby. Yeah, he might need some
extra crumbs.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
But anyway, I see again, this is the beauty of
this podcast. I had no intention of really revealing any
of these plans. Well, it's great, nothing is set in stone.
It's just this.
Speaker 3 (22:56):
Is it's a it's an idea. Like when I was
going to sell our o.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
My wife and I were gonna sell our house, like
remember nine months ago and just cash out, buy a
rent a condo from somebody until market changes. And then
more than I talked to people, they said, you don't
really want to go from that house to a condo
because it's a drastic change, you know, with the amount
(23:22):
of stuff. He yet, I go, man, I'll just get
one of those big old dumpsters in the front.
Speaker 3 (23:27):
I'll have an estate sale. I'll sell everything, you know,
and dump the rest.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That's that's funny you bring that up, because any of
you who own a home and you've been in it
for a long time, and that's you. And my wife
said it bluntly that she goes. We have just got
so much shit accumulated around here. You never really stop
to think about it until if you do stop, make
yourself stop and think about Gee, if I ever had
to pack up and move right.
Speaker 3 (23:51):
Now, the reason why we didn't sell the house.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
Yeah, but what you're saying is right, you would obviously,
uh want to probably just let go of some of
this stuff. Oh yeah, sell it off fresh, donate it whatever.
And uh you know that that's another you know bridge
you got across eventually, but there's definitely consideration for that.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
A big problem with selling also, not only to the
switching to a condo and the imount of stuff we'd
have to get rid of, and the lifestyle change would
be crazy from what I've heard from all my buddies,
But the other part, what was it?
Speaker 1 (24:29):
I I can never live in a condo, not after
having a house for it.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You and I talk about that. I could because they're
doing everything for it. But here's the problem.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
If we moved into a place that.
Speaker 2 (24:40):
Was a smaller home, which we thought of doing, having
to redo everything I've redone, having a plugin system for
the generator out back, having the height the house repiped,
having a new roof having new flooring.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
But there's lots of places now where people have already
done that in their homes that you could move into.
So but you know, you gotta look at it that way.
Speaker 2 (25:02):
But again, we were just gonna rent a place. You know,
something funny we I for that. You remember the time,
for like a month, I was driving around looking at places,
you know, just random. I pull over to find a place.
I found a place kind of near my parents in
winter Park and it was a smaller, two bedroom, one
bat whatever.
Speaker 1 (25:20):
Will you ever move outside of the zone of operation?
Speaker 3 (25:24):
Probably not.
Speaker 2 (25:24):
I was gonna move to the beach because that's the
other zone of operation. And uh, and then I thought
I could just run over there for my buddies.
Speaker 3 (25:32):
It's easy anyway.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
So I drive by.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
I see this house. I go, this is pretty cool.
I send some pics to the wife and she could, yeah,
it's kind of cute. Walking distance to the what I
call restaurant row, which is like out back and all
the little restaurants in there. And uh, I called a number.
It's ringing, and all of a sudden, I look down.
(25:55):
My friend owned the house.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Is my friend Brett is on my phone?
Speaker 1 (25:59):
So which wrong? With that.
Speaker 3 (26:00):
No, my friend Brett is on the phone. So I
call and it pops up and go and that.
Speaker 2 (26:08):
Number looks familiar, and I call and it lights up
Brett and I go, dude.
Speaker 3 (26:13):
He goes, what's up, Bob's how you do it?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
How much you sell in your house for me?
Speaker 3 (26:18):
Yeah, I'm sitting Uh we're sitting it.
Speaker 2 (26:19):
Uh. Oh they were at the whatever that is in
a new sumurt of beach, the little old yacht club
thing whatever, and uh yeah, we're just sitting here. I
want you to Oh, I don't want to interrupt your lunch.
I just happened, and I told him the story. I
call a number, not even knowing it's his house, but
he was renting it. So I was like, yeah, so
what's the rent there?
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Not going to do it, but so we'll we'll see
where this all goes.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
That's cool.
Speaker 2 (26:44):
See, that's exciting stuff. Like when we were searching around
just randomly looking, you know, you'd see a house and hey,
maybe we could rent that. That was exciting.
Speaker 3 (26:54):
It was fun. So once you got your future's fun.
Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah again. I love Florida. I'm a proud Flridian cracker.
Born and raised in Florida, as times change, and uh,
I would. Obviously, my family's all still here except for
my daughter who is kids be halfway to kid. The
rest of my family is all still here in Florida,
so it wouldn't be like I wouldn't be back here
on a regular basis.
Speaker 3 (27:17):
Yeah, but you do cameos coming into the show every now.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
I'm sure why not. It's not that far away.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
Come back for Rock Freedom Fireworks next summer. If it's
already had.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
We won't have been gone. It's not going to happen
within the next year.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
Just we just changed from six months to you.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
People don't want you to panic.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
I'm calling cold feet now.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
Are you angling for me to go? I mean, if
you if you want me to move up the timeline
we know.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
No. I was happy for you and excited. Ship dude.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
We've we've technically worked together next year, even though we
had our little stint where we got fired.
Speaker 3 (27:52):
Next year will be thirty years together.
Speaker 1 (27:54):
Right and we can continue to work together and nobody
so I care. I think that's cool, and I will
tell you i'd be Some of you'll probably ask me
this and may already have had because there's a lot
of comments.
Speaker 3 (28:05):
Here you'll be a major bourbon addict already have become.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Anyway. The other thing that's just just really the cost
of homeowners insurance in Florida is ridiculous. And I will
give credit that we just got the renewal notice for
the next year. It only went up. It only went
up twelve dollars a month, which I was like, thank God,
(28:32):
But I mean the level it's at now.
Speaker 3 (28:34):
Is twelve dollars on top of right.
Speaker 1 (28:37):
It's ridiculous. And a lot of you who are going
through that, No, exactly, And that's just money that I
just don't think I need to be spending. No, I
just don't need to be spending that.
Speaker 2 (28:47):
So he said Lynch and Taco Live from the Grand
Ole Opry. Heck, yeah, love road trips. This is from Kim.
Heck yeah, I love road trips. Oh, and you're going
to love Graceland. Took my dad and we had a blast. Yeah,
that's one of the things parents always want to go there.
You know what I'm you know what, I'm getting a
like Delta day his mom.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That was well, I just trip always had utmost respect
for Elvis and you know, and you know, he really
the lasting impact on pop culture. So it was a
to visit bucket list place. So we'll be able to
check that off. This go around very cool anyway.
Speaker 2 (29:27):
So you'll see the place, the area that you're looking
towards in Tennessee.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
We're staying on the way. We're staying in the area.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Get the field man, go down to the country store,
kick your feet up on the bar stool, order you
a bourbon. Say I might be a resident one day.
You guys, got any certain things you got going on
up in here?
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Wh's with the accent?
Speaker 3 (29:47):
Was talk? I called buddy from Tennessee, Ryan.
Speaker 1 (29:50):
God, old mighty bad. All right, Well, uh so there
you go. I spilled the beans on the grand scheme
of things.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
That's cool. I think that. I think it's really cool.
Speaker 2 (30:01):
It's always good in my eyes to have a light
at the end of the tunnel, something to look forward to,
Like I'm renting my buddy's place in Sumrna coming up,
and that's something I can. You know, work each day,
get home late, go out or wake up early and
go Who cares, dude, I got I gotta get get
a go chill, kick my feet up.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
Vacation man, you gotta gotta you gotta take the most
and enjoy it when you have it.
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Oh yeah, definitely. I think this will kind of this.
Speaker 1 (30:30):
Will kind of be Uh. The vacation we got coming
up on our side with our road trip is it's
exploratory in nature as well as you know, RESTful. Yeah,
so anyway, very cool.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
The I speaking of vacation, I think that Mel is
back today because I got shot her an email the
other day about something and uh, and it came back.
I'll be back Thursday.
Speaker 1 (30:51):
So where'd she go?
Speaker 3 (30:53):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
Okay, all right, well listen.
Speaker 3 (30:56):
Somewhere with the kids. I'm sure the kiddos.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
Thank you for checking out Lynching Tacos Off the Air
podcast for bringing new episodes every Thursday.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
If you saw me just do that, I had like
a shock go up my neck.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Are you okay?
Speaker 3 (31:08):
Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Okay, are we done? I think we are all right.
Thanks for listening. We'll see you in Tennessee.
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