July 3, 2025 • 21 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The trash can are right over there. Yeah, I'm good.
Did you start already? Yeah, we're We're live.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's it's lynching tacos off the air podcasts.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Did you hear me kick the trash can and I'll
knock it over? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I don't know if that made it into the segment
here or not.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Whatever happens happens. I'm Pat Lynch. That's Taco Bob Belo.
Everybody ready. Fourth of July weekend. Yeah, we're heading into it.
Fourth of July falling on a Friday. That's convenient?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
How sweet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So that means next year it's a Saturday. Now, well,
do you think companies will give people off on Friday
next year?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I don't know. They didn't really give anybody off today here,
did they.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's because the holiday falls on a weekday. Going into
a weekend, you have a three day weekend. Yeah, when
it thought, what I'm getting at is next year, when
it actually is on a weekend, are they going to
give us a all.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Half day and we take it in the shorts? Again?
I don't know usually, but yeah, I mean I think
I think that's what bosses should do. If I was
a boss, you know what, even if I'm to take
a little hit, you know what, it's gonna make up
for that in appreciation where they go. Shit, Man, my
boss is guy Bob. He's kind of brain dead somehow.
He runs a company. He gave us off Thursday and Friday,
(01:14):
or next to the ear's case, he gave us off
Friday in addition to the Saturday. And so you know
what I'm saying, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So, as long as we're on the subject of fourth
of July, I've noticed now there are now we're up
to three different of those roadside tent fireworks joints have
now been burglarized here locally.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
To deal with the car pull in big.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dollar amounts of these fireworks scooped up and stolen in
the overnight hours. And all these places have security. So
what the hell's going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Man? Security guard doing? If you I'd said it the
other day, put a security guard, a security guard right
outside the tent, right, you know, like, okay, we got
to see every side of the tent. If I'm the scared,
put a security guard in a lifeguard stand right next
to the tent with a machine gun. They aren't if
(02:12):
some bench's going near that fireworks tent.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
They get, they should get with one of the police
departments and see if they would rent out their little
tower thing that you'll sometimes see at big events that
you know, lifts up like on a scissor lift. It
has the blue light on top and the dark tinted
windows where there's officers inside where they're scanning the whole scene. Just,
you know, just something visual to deter someone or maybe
(02:37):
at least make them think twice before pilfering the The
fire expensive though, I mean it's expensive losing eighty five
thousand dollars worth of inventory too from that one joint.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Maybe you just maybe you just do a cop where
you get an actual off duty cop like they do
at the apartment complexes. He has his cruisers sitting there. Yeah,
are you even gonna attempt?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But are you gonna attempt if you have a Bob
World Order guy out there with a submachine gun? No?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Do you uh, when's the last time you bought fireworks?
Or do you never buy fireworks?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Last time I bought? I Usually what I'll do is
I'll chip in with the party, Like Delta. Dave is
one of those I don't like calling people out, but
he's one of those dudes who you know, drops thousands
on fireworks.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, he's he's that guy in the neighborhood on fireworks holidays.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But he's not the only guy because people across the
lake they compete with him.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yes, and that's what you're setting me up perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I end up giving when I go over. I go, hey, man,
here's you know, one hundred bucks or whatever to put
towards the thing. And I think he'd appreciate. I think
he appreciates it. I saw my mail lan yesterday. He
was asking what we were up to, and he actually listens
to our show, and yeah, listen. He used to deliver
mail to me and to Dirty Jim when Dirty Jim
(03:57):
lived over here near me. But anyway, so he goes
to both of us mornings in the afternoons. So uh,
at a courtesy, I asked this, what do you have
to desire going to my sons? We always go over there,
you know, buy about five thousand. He goes burn up
about five thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And it's funny because I forget who I was with.
I stopped with somebody. I don't know if it was
last year or the year before. At one of those tents. Yeah,
which if if you haven't been by one of those,
those things have changed here in the last you know,
few years where they sell high octane. Anything goes stuff now.
(04:35):
Whereas before you used to have to travel, you know,
to the brick and mortar stores, and even before that
you have to travel to the Carolinas or Tennessee to
get the stuff. But now it's just it's like anything
goes now. And in Florida there's certain days where fireworks
for all intents and purposes are permissible and you don't
have to go through the whole song and dance routine.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But I was with somebody, we see you don't have
to sign that.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They don't I think you do on these certain holidays,
but don't hold me to that anyway. My point being
so I stopped. I wasn't buying anything. I was just
stunned at how expensive this stuff has become. And as
you were describing, you know, your friends dropping all this
major money on this. I kind of subliminally, when I'm
(05:19):
at home over these next few nights and you hear
the competitors in the neighborhood going at it, I'm just
going chi ching in my head chi ching chichen. Oh,
that sounded like a really expensive one.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That is, like nobody the Chiching should be looking at
it and run right chitching. I just saved one hundred
and fifty bucks on amazing firework and I still have
both my hands in case. He's one of those If
you remember a little fun fact Dave his uh you know,
he always went out to the certain fireworks stores. Go
(05:49):
to ones that advertise on jr. Are by the way,
because they give good deals and they're reputable, and they
advertise here if you could. But Dave remember he had
smoking fireworks guy, the guy that would drive around. He
just called him.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I've forgotten about that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
He just called him the other day and and Dave said,
he delivered right. Hey, he pulls up in a vans
with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth in a
van full of fireworks.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, he used to be full of speakers back in
the day, and then and then it was frozen meat
and stand up cooler.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He is straight fireworks because he does. He makes enough
on those holidays by having these big hitters. So he
called Dave the other day the smoking fireworks guy, and uh,
Dave goes, oh, man, shit, Dave's gonna be in Hawaii
on a family vacation, like a family reused here. Said yeah,
(06:48):
I'd love to man, I'm not gonna be here, and
they goes, whoa what he goes. He goes, I can
give you my neighbor's number and the other end and
he goes, oh, please do yes.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh the guy already had him penciled in as some
money that he could count on. Yeah, it sounds like
I mean, yeah wow, So Dave pantsed him without even
knowing he was panting.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's why when Dave saw the call coming through it,
I don't know if he hasn't smoking fireworks or just fireworks.
He goes, oh shit, it's the fun is the smoking
fireworks guy. But he'll he'll still do well. I do
get a kick though.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know, when you're you're hanging in the neighborhood and
you know everybody knows who that guy or guys are
in their neighborhood. Yeah, how into it they are? I
mean once it starts, it's just like a runaway freight train.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You can't stop them, but they're usually safe if you.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, dude, some dude drank guy twenty beers over the
course of the day out there with a punk you know,
military great ordinance.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is not safe. Okay, that not that guy. Maybe it's
just because one of the guys, guys that that will
also be over there when we're shooting them off or
they're shooting MafA Dave's I won't I won't light them
all chip in, but I don't want to lose hands.
And I've heard too many stories we know people that's
happened to. But anyway, one of the guys has worked
for the fire department for decades, so he's like Johnny
(08:17):
on the spot, like right on top of it, like, hey, guys, uh,
even though he's had a couple of beers, he's like,
let's let's reset this thing. It's been blowing all you
know what I'm saying. When they're even if they're marked down,
they're getting all disorganized. But yeah, it's gonna be exciting,
it's gonna be cool. We're doing a we're gonna be
over at the beach. And I already got an event,
(08:40):
actually went on and bought tickets to an event over there,
and it's fireworks, which beachna beach beach.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I should have known that. Yeah, yeah, why don't you
go to Lunacy anymore? Your old uh place that you
used to stay in Cocoa Beach that was not actually
on the beach.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I don't. I had to walk across a one
a remember beachfront avenue. Girls are hot where unless the
mcghini's driving their driving tomborghinis. Anyway, I told you one
of the last times I drove by there, I wasn't
sure if it was still a hotel or not. Really,
but then let me google search it. Go ahead and
tell them what we'd do every every every Friday? Was
(09:21):
it every Friday or just every day? I'd have to
do an entertainer review. So my one of my fallbacks
when I, you know, went away for it was it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Was once a week. But listening to you, you'd think
it was every day.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, No, for a while it was every day, because no,
it was once a week. No, anyway, living to in
still open.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Wait that it's on the beach now, hell anything? Well, no,
they cross from them. It's sort of on the beach.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, this is not it. This is different one differently
in a different state. Yeah, I guess they're gonna put
Cocoa Beach anyway, So Mike.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Can you not copyright that name?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I I don't think this place really understood the copywriting situations. Dave.
It was the I mean, pat it was the front door,
you know, where you back your car in and you
choke out a family.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, and awesome, actual keys Motown actually give you keys, right,
There was no card.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's actual keys. I think they did. It's still open,
bro window. Yes, okay, it was back then. I can't
say that anymore because remember, after hurricanes, a lot of
these condos. Have you ever noticed that a lot of
the beach condos are freaking immaculate? Now not a beach guy,
I know, but you've still been at a condo at
(10:40):
the beach for something. Not really? Oh yeah, they say
the airbnb for that wedding on the beach where you're
sweating balls.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Dude, that was Jesus Christ. That was It wasn't just
me on that one.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It was everybody. And didn't somebody drop the wedding ring
in the bushes?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No? No, that was a different wedding. Oh that one
was fine. We're talking about two different weddings. The one
that I went to on the beach in uh in
South Florida, that was a family related one, and as
we were sitting there, everybody was under the impression this
was going to be like on a section of beach
which was like cornered.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Off and the model walk behind.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No, there was all sorts of shit going on now
and then.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yes, part of the mix was the the Instagram girl
who was completely oblivious that she's out there and next
to nothing doing her glamour self shots and everybody who's
sitting there waiting, sweating their asses off, waiting for this
thing to start. Uh, we were mildly entertained, but at
the same time, it was just incredibly insensitive that she
(11:44):
just like was so she was a narcissist, you know,
she focused.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
On me, me me, she's an influencer. Oh yeah, it's great. Yeah,
and then there's this girl shooting her Instagram and then
the guy comes by with the metal detector. Yeah. It was,
it was, It was.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It was a fully operational beach and still uh, you know,
it wasn't late enough in the afternoon where people have said,
all right, let's get off the beach and go you know,
hit the bars or go home or whatever. No, it
was still jam packed, and it was it was. It
was much hotter than it should have been that time
of year, and everybody's out there, and it was a
casual wedding too. We're all just in there porn sweat,
(12:23):
and you know I sweat pretty easily. You can imagine
how I was poorn sweat if everybody was doing the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, Pat, That's where when I'm sitting at a wedding
like that that you just painted the picture of the
beach hadn't really closed or everybody start going on. So
there's a beach full of people around us. That's where
I'm looking at the wife and going, hey, did you
bring the checkbook? We're gonna knock a fifty off this.
This is complete bullshit, right they got us. God knows
what are we going to eat up there for the meal?
(12:52):
What was the choice? Crystals? Regular or cheese? Uh uh oh?
God slapping down a fitting. Hey.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
On a completely different note, I wanted to bring this up,
and I again think of it way too late. It
could have been a score, I think, based on this
whole diddy thing that's been you know, unfolding here. No, No,
I just wanted it was an observation that came to
me when I saw what happened after the verdicts were announced,
(13:24):
you know, the split verdict where he was found not
guilty of the most serious charges the sex trafficking and
the racketeering, but guilty on the lesser charges of prostitution
related stuff. Then they started covering what was going on
outside the court there, and they showed all these lunatics
that you know, first off, our didty supporters and second
(13:46):
just want to be there hoping to get on TV
and stuff, and with the baby oil, covering themselves in
baby oil, you know, in celebration in honor of Diddy
being found not guilty on the most serious charges. I say, dude,
if that's going on just there, this is probably a
mentality I should have bought stock by like Procter and
(14:06):
Gamble or whoever produces the baby oil. I bet they
saw a spike yesterday. I bet if you looked it up,
I bet their stock was up, or it'll be up
today probably.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And And also unfortunately, people that will from now on
say hey, we're gonna have a party. We're having a
We're having a freak off right again, and they and
they follow suit these crazy ass parties where everybody's gonna
accept it because you're gonna go, oh, it was fine.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
As much as as much as we rag on you know,
the influence of pop culture icons like Diddy he is
and we're not personally into what did he does or
his music or anything like that, but there's no denying
the impact and influence he has on you know, millions
of people. And it normalizes, almost normalized. I don't know
(15:00):
how you can some of that behavior that wash. Although look,
and it turned out what I was saying the whole time, man,
I'm like, as you know, repulsive as some of this
stuff was. It just a lot of it just wasn't illegal.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, it just wasn't. You said, nothing will stick, and
I said, but there's like five charges or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
At least two of them did, right, But again those
are the lesser charges, and technically, yeah, he could end
up getting I think it was like ten years each
year for this.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's not gonna hell no, But I do think that
he's gonna get. He's already had time served. He's been
gone for what a year at least, Yeah, so it'll
probably end it. He'll get time served, and so that
five years I'm guessing suspended sentence probation say time served, Well,
you have three year sentence total, now five years. Yeah,
we'll see, they'll call it out. You serve two for
(15:56):
good behavior. Bullshit, it's a garb.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It is pretty funny that they were like, oh, we're
gonna have a big Fourth of July party dot in
miamby because they were sure that he was going to
be released, and and a lot of the folks covering
this were like, yeah, it seemed like the judge and
him had a lighter moment at the end of the
end of the verdict being read, And it seems as though,
(16:20):
if you want to read the tea leaves, seems as
though the judge might be inclined to set him free
pending the sentencing right exactly rejected.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
So glad when I heard that he was held. Still,
oh man, that there's something I was going to say
about old Diddy. Yeah. Oh so. Remember one of the
big things about this where all of a sudden, certain
star athletes and other stars were having breakdowns because they
were worried about the pictures. Did we ever get us.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They all skate? They all get to skate, because none
of that really, none.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Of that held that would involve showing their pictures.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Than the existing pictures of certain yeah, like Bieber when
he was a kid, associating and showing up at some
of his events. No, none of the real damning ship
that we were hoping for, you know, because we loved
as Americans here love to watch and revel in people's misery. Uh,
you know we do. We it's it's it's what happens,
I think, I.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Think everybody, Yeah, human beings. So hoping some Lebron James
stuff was gonna come out, oh now, without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, But nope, none of that's gonna None of that's okay.
If it didn't come out during the trial, it's sure
as hell isn't good.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Some of the stuff I heard going on in the trial,
I'm my god, and his poor daughters had to sit
through that. His mother is there, His mother was there,
But that's her baby, pat right, she's her ears are
full of money. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She can't just filters all the bad out, ye filters
it all out.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Where he's gonna get some damage done, I think is
in the uh the civil suits that one girl already
settle it, the one you know, his baby mom or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It doesn't matter if he's just his money that he
has is so such at such a level.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Stroke the check, I know, strike the check, I get that,
but I'm saying they we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It just felt kind of like let down. Yeah, we'll
see how much time he gets.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But the baby oil thing, man, I think we missed
a financial opportunity there. I think a spike in that
big time.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah. Now, if you go invest, you're just gonna a.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Freak probably go into Target or Walmart and baby oil sections.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Gone, baby oil the fourth of July, freak off, hauh, fatty,
And I'll be sitting next to you going, I'm just
here to help him carry the box.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No, I'm greasing up watermelons for the watermelon contest at
the pool. Thank you very much, asshole.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
All right, I like your outfit the target or all right,
you're ready to get the target really quick. Target kind
of took Jake from State Farm's outfit.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Target first they both had those colors forever. Okay, state
Farm and Targeted both had the red and khaki or
red and black pants or whatever it's.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The it's khaki pants. And then yeah, why.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Did the original Jake from State Farm get the boot?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I think that's a PC America was that it was
a white fella and insurance. Yeah, and how white bread
is that? We're gonna go ahead and plug this fella.
Then you don't know whether he's a you know, homosexual.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Wow, the o g one though. I loved it when
you know the dude is talking. Yeah, the original Jake
in the middle. Who What's what's Jake wearing? Hits three
thirty more Khakis.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I like that guy. You remind me kind of have
a John Belushi. One of the people in there kind
of had that look Vince Vaughan look, which to me
is almost a John Belushi, you know, just like just funny.
It's gonna be a funny guy inside of that body.
You can tell when you look at him.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All Right, you know what, I got to go buy
some beer. So uh, I'm gonna get to the store
and get some beer. Ready to drink some cold beer
going into the holiday weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You're gonna the bomb's gonna be blowing off tonight and tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
We always Tonight is the tune up trial run. You know,
I keep forgetting it. Today is only Thursday.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I'm all weirded out of it. Remind me to get
my watermelon out of the fridge, the one that was
a drive all the way to the beach and forget
your watermelon. Yeah, and you know what the shame of
it is, I brought that so I wouldn't so I
could just leave straight from here. You can't leave straight
from here. You gotta go home. I think I gotta
go help the wife with the cold stuff, because if
I just send the list that I have of cold
(20:57):
that would be because of.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
What you're telling me is you didn't need to be
late this morning because of the water.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah. Yeah. And I had to yell the rich the
Friday ritual that we do on Thursdays, me and the excellers.
I had to yell at to them. So that stalled
me a little bit. As I was walking down the
hall too. I had to anyway, it's weird. Hey. Happy
fourth of July to everybody. Yeah right, I hope you
have a very safe road trip and travels. Go well,
(21:24):
give your daughter my best and uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Right, we'll get together again soon.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Everybody. Thank you for freak off for did July freak
call your baby oil people? Yeah, get me?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Have people losing digits literally, oh god, and hiding digits
all weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Right now, I have a great and save Fourth of
July with your friends and family. All right.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
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The trash can are right over there. Yeah, I'm good.
Did you start already? Yeah, we're We're live.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's it's lynching tacos off the air podcasts.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Did you hear me kick the trash can and I'll
knock it over? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:12):
I don't know if that made it into the segment
here or not.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Got it?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Whatever happens happens. I'm Pat Lynch. That's Taco Bob Belo.
Everybody ready. Fourth of July weekend. Yeah, we're heading into it.
Fourth of July falling on a Friday. That's convenient?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
How sweet? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
So that means next year it's a Saturday. Now, well,
do you think companies will give people off on Friday
next year?
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I don't know. They didn't really give anybody off today here,
did they.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That's because the holiday falls on a weekday. Going into
a weekend, you have a three day weekend. Yeah, when
it thought, what I'm getting at is next year, when
it actually is on a weekend, are they going to
give us a all.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Half day and we take it in the shorts? Again?
I don't know usually, but yeah, I mean I think
I think that's what bosses should do. If I was
a boss, you know what, even if I'm to take
a little hit, you know what, it's gonna make up
for that in appreciation where they go. Shit, Man, my
boss is guy Bob. He's kind of brain dead somehow.
He runs a company. He gave us off Thursday and Friday,
(01:14):
or next to the ear's case, he gave us off
Friday in addition to the Saturday. And so you know
what I'm saying, gotcha?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
So, as long as we're on the subject of fourth
of July, I've noticed now there are now we're up
to three different of those roadside tent fireworks joints have
now been burglarized here locally.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
To deal with the car pull in big.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Dollar amounts of these fireworks scooped up and stolen in
the overnight hours. And all these places have security. So
what the hell's going on here?
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Man? Security guard doing? If you I'd said it the
other day, put a security guard, a security guard right
outside the tent, right, you know, like, okay, we got
to see every side of the tent. If I'm the scared,
put a security guard in a lifeguard stand right next
to the tent with a machine gun. They aren't if
(02:12):
some bench's going near that fireworks tent.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
They get, they should get with one of the police
departments and see if they would rent out their little
tower thing that you'll sometimes see at big events that
you know, lifts up like on a scissor lift. It
has the blue light on top and the dark tinted
windows where there's officers inside where they're scanning the whole scene. Just,
you know, just something visual to deter someone or maybe
(02:37):
at least make them think twice before pilfering the The
fire expensive though, I mean it's expensive losing eighty five
thousand dollars worth of inventory too from that one joint.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Maybe you just maybe you just do a cop where
you get an actual off duty cop like they do
at the apartment complexes. He has his cruisers sitting there. Yeah,
are you even gonna attempt?
Speaker 2 (03:00):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
But are you gonna attempt if you have a Bob
World Order guy out there with a submachine gun? No?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Do you uh, when's the last time you bought fireworks?
Or do you never buy fireworks?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Last time I bought? I Usually what I'll do is
I'll chip in with the party, Like Delta. Dave is
one of those I don't like calling people out, but
he's one of those dudes who you know, drops thousands
on fireworks.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah, he's he's that guy in the neighborhood on fireworks holidays.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But he's not the only guy because people across the
lake they compete with him.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Yes, and that's what you're setting me up perfect.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I end up giving when I go over. I go, hey, man,
here's you know, one hundred bucks or whatever to put
towards the thing. And I think he'd appreciate. I think
he appreciates it. I saw my mail lan yesterday. He
was asking what we were up to, and he actually listens
to our show, and yeah, listen. He used to deliver
mail to me and to Dirty Jim when Dirty Jim
(03:57):
lived over here near me. But anyway, so he goes
to both of us mornings in the afternoons. So uh,
at a courtesy, I asked this, what do you have
to desire going to my sons? We always go over there,
you know, buy about five thousand. He goes burn up
about five thousand dollars worth.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And it's funny because I forget who I was with.
I stopped with somebody. I don't know if it was
last year or the year before. At one of those tents. Yeah,
which if if you haven't been by one of those,
those things have changed here in the last you know,
few years where they sell high octane. Anything goes stuff now.
(04:35):
Whereas before you used to have to travel, you know,
to the brick and mortar stores, and even before that
you have to travel to the Carolinas or Tennessee to
get the stuff. But now it's just it's like anything
goes now. And in Florida there's certain days where fireworks
for all intents and purposes are permissible and you don't
have to go through the whole song and dance routine.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
But I was with somebody, we see you don't have
to sign that.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
They don't I think you do on these certain holidays,
but don't hold me to that anyway. My point being
so I stopped. I wasn't buying anything. I was just
stunned at how expensive this stuff has become. And as
you were describing, you know, your friends dropping all this
major money on this. I kind of subliminally, when I'm
(05:19):
at home over these next few nights and you hear
the competitors in the neighborhood going at it, I'm just
going chi ching in my head chi ching chichen. Oh,
that sounded like a really expensive one.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That is, like nobody the Chiching should be looking at
it and run right chitching. I just saved one hundred
and fifty bucks on amazing firework and I still have
both my hands in case. He's one of those If
you remember a little fun fact Dave his uh you know,
he always went out to the certain fireworks stores. Go
(05:49):
to ones that advertise on jr. Are by the way,
because they give good deals and they're reputable, and they
advertise here if you could. But Dave remember he had
smoking fireworks guy, the guy that would drive around. He
just called him.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
I've forgotten about that.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
He just called him the other day and and Dave said,
he delivered right. Hey, he pulls up in a vans
with a cigarette hanging out of his mouth in a
van full of fireworks.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah, he used to be full of speakers back in
the day, and then and then it was frozen meat
and stand up cooler.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
He is straight fireworks because he does. He makes enough
on those holidays by having these big hitters. So he
called Dave the other day the smoking fireworks guy, and uh,
Dave goes, oh, man, shit, Dave's gonna be in Hawaii
on a family vacation, like a family reused here. Said yeah,
(06:48):
I'd love to man, I'm not gonna be here, and
they goes, whoa what he goes. He goes, I can
give you my neighbor's number and the other end and
he goes, oh, please do yes.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Oh the guy already had him penciled in as some
money that he could count on. Yeah, it sounds like
I mean, yeah wow, So Dave pantsed him without even
knowing he was panting.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
That's why when Dave saw the call coming through it,
I don't know if he hasn't smoking fireworks or just fireworks.
He goes, oh shit, it's the fun is the smoking
fireworks guy. But he'll he'll still do well. I do
get a kick though.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
You know, when you're you're hanging in the neighborhood and
you know everybody knows who that guy or guys are
in their neighborhood. Yeah, how into it they are? I
mean once it starts, it's just like a runaway freight train.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
You can't stop them, but they're usually safe if you.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Okay, dude, some dude drank guy twenty beers over the
course of the day out there with a punk you know,
military great ordinance.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Is not safe. Okay, that not that guy. Maybe it's
just because one of the guys, guys that that will
also be over there when we're shooting them off or
they're shooting MafA Dave's I won't I won't light them
all chip in, but I don't want to lose hands.
And I've heard too many stories we know people that's
happened to. But anyway, one of the guys has worked
for the fire department for decades, so he's like Johnny
(08:17):
on the spot, like right on top of it, like, hey, guys, uh,
even though he's had a couple of beers, he's like,
let's let's reset this thing. It's been blowing all you
know what I'm saying. When they're even if they're marked down,
they're getting all disorganized. But yeah, it's gonna be exciting,
it's gonna be cool. We're doing a we're gonna be
over at the beach. And I already got an event,
(08:40):
actually went on and bought tickets to an event over there,
and it's fireworks, which beachna beach beach.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
I should have known that. Yeah, yeah, why don't you
go to Lunacy anymore? Your old uh place that you
used to stay in Cocoa Beach that was not actually
on the beach.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
Yeah, I don't. I had to walk across a one
a remember beachfront avenue. Girls are hot where unless the
mcghini's driving their driving tomborghinis. Anyway, I told you one
of the last times I drove by there, I wasn't
sure if it was still a hotel or not. Really,
but then let me google search it. Go ahead and
tell them what we'd do every every every Friday? Was
(09:21):
it every Friday or just every day? I'd have to
do an entertainer review. So my one of my fallbacks
when I, you know, went away for it was it.
Speaker 2 (09:29):
Was once a week. But listening to you, you'd think
it was every day.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah, No, for a while it was every day, because no,
it was once a week. No, anyway, living to in
still open.
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Wait that it's on the beach now, hell anything? Well, no,
they cross from them. It's sort of on the beach.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
No, this is not it. This is different one differently
in a different state. Yeah, I guess they're gonna put
Cocoa Beach anyway, So Mike.
Speaker 2 (09:57):
Can you not copyright that name?
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I I don't think this place really understood the copywriting situations. Dave.
It was the I mean, pat it was the front door,
you know, where you back your car in and you
choke out a family.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
Okay, and awesome, actual keys Motown actually give you keys, right,
There was no card.
Speaker 1 (10:19):
It's actual keys. I think they did. It's still open,
bro window. Yes, okay, it was back then. I can't
say that anymore because remember, after hurricanes, a lot of
these condos. Have you ever noticed that a lot of
the beach condos are freaking immaculate? Now not a beach guy,
I know, but you've still been at a condo at
(10:40):
the beach for something. Not really? Oh yeah, they say
the airbnb for that wedding on the beach where you're
sweating balls.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Dude, that was Jesus Christ. That was It wasn't just
me on that one.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
It was everybody. And didn't somebody drop the wedding ring
in the bushes?
Speaker 2 (10:56):
No? No, that was a different wedding. Oh that one
was fine. We're talking about two different weddings. The one
that I went to on the beach in uh in
South Florida, that was a family related one, and as
we were sitting there, everybody was under the impression this
was going to be like on a section of beach
which was like cornered.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Off and the model walk behind.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
No, there was all sorts of shit going on now
and then.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Yes, part of the mix was the the Instagram girl
who was completely oblivious that she's out there and next
to nothing doing her glamour self shots and everybody who's
sitting there waiting, sweating their asses off, waiting for this
thing to start. Uh, we were mildly entertained, but at
the same time, it was just incredibly insensitive that she
(11:44):
just like was so she was a narcissist, you know,
she focused.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
On me, me me, she's an influencer. Oh yeah, it's great. Yeah,
and then there's this girl shooting her Instagram and then
the guy comes by with the metal detector. Yeah. It was,
it was, It was.
Speaker 2 (12:00):
It was a fully operational beach and still uh, you know,
it wasn't late enough in the afternoon where people have said,
all right, let's get off the beach and go you know,
hit the bars or go home or whatever. No, it
was still jam packed, and it was it was. It
was much hotter than it should have been that time
of year, and everybody's out there, and it was a
casual wedding too. We're all just in there porn sweat,
(12:23):
and you know I sweat pretty easily. You can imagine
how I was poorn sweat if everybody was doing the
same thing.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, Pat, That's where when I'm sitting at a wedding
like that that you just painted the picture of the
beach hadn't really closed or everybody start going on. So
there's a beach full of people around us. That's where
I'm looking at the wife and going, hey, did you
bring the checkbook? We're gonna knock a fifty off this.
This is complete bullshit, right they got us. God knows
what are we going to eat up there for the meal?
(12:52):
What was the choice? Crystals? Regular or cheese? Uh uh oh?
God slapping down a fitting. Hey.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
On a completely different note, I wanted to bring this up,
and I again think of it way too late. It
could have been a score, I think, based on this
whole diddy thing that's been you know, unfolding here. No, No,
I just wanted it was an observation that came to
me when I saw what happened after the verdicts were announced,
(13:24):
you know, the split verdict where he was found not
guilty of the most serious charges the sex trafficking and
the racketeering, but guilty on the lesser charges of prostitution
related stuff. Then they started covering what was going on
outside the court there, and they showed all these lunatics
that you know, first off, our didty supporters and second
(13:46):
just want to be there hoping to get on TV
and stuff, and with the baby oil, covering themselves in
baby oil, you know, in celebration in honor of Diddy
being found not guilty on the most serious charges. I say, dude,
if that's going on just there, this is probably a
mentality I should have bought stock by like Procter and
(14:06):
Gamble or whoever produces the baby oil. I bet they
saw a spike yesterday. I bet if you looked it up,
I bet their stock was up, or it'll be up
today probably.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
And And also unfortunately, people that will from now on
say hey, we're gonna have a party. We're having a
We're having a freak off right again, and they and
they follow suit these crazy ass parties where everybody's gonna
accept it because you're gonna go, oh, it was fine.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
As much as as much as we rag on you know,
the influence of pop culture icons like Diddy he is
and we're not personally into what did he does or
his music or anything like that, but there's no denying
the impact and influence he has on you know, millions
of people. And it normalizes, almost normalized. I don't know
(15:00):
how you can some of that behavior that wash. Although look,
and it turned out what I was saying the whole time, man,
I'm like, as you know, repulsive as some of this
stuff was. It just a lot of it just wasn't illegal.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
No, it just wasn't. You said, nothing will stick, and
I said, but there's like five charges or whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
At least two of them did, right, But again those
are the lesser charges, and technically, yeah, he could end
up getting I think it was like ten years each
year for this.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
That's not gonna hell no, But I do think that
he's gonna get. He's already had time served. He's been
gone for what a year at least, Yeah, so it'll
probably end it. He'll get time served, and so that
five years I'm guessing suspended sentence probation say time served, Well,
you have three year sentence total, now five years. Yeah,
we'll see, they'll call it out. You serve two for
(15:56):
good behavior. Bullshit, it's a garb.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It is pretty funny that they were like, oh, we're
gonna have a big Fourth of July party dot in
miamby because they were sure that he was going to
be released, and and a lot of the folks covering
this were like, yeah, it seemed like the judge and
him had a lighter moment at the end of the
end of the verdict being read, And it seems as though,
(16:20):
if you want to read the tea leaves, seems as
though the judge might be inclined to set him free
pending the sentencing right exactly rejected.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
So glad when I heard that he was held. Still,
oh man, that there's something I was going to say
about old Diddy. Yeah. Oh so. Remember one of the
big things about this where all of a sudden, certain
star athletes and other stars were having breakdowns because they
were worried about the pictures. Did we ever get us.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
They all skate? They all get to skate, because none
of that really, none.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Of that held that would involve showing their pictures.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
Than the existing pictures of certain yeah, like Bieber when
he was a kid, associating and showing up at some
of his events. No, none of the real damning ship
that we were hoping for, you know, because we loved
as Americans here love to watch and revel in people's misery. Uh,
you know we do. We it's it's it's what happens,
I think, I.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Think everybody, Yeah, human beings. So hoping some Lebron James
stuff was gonna come out, oh now, without a doubt.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Yeah, But nope, none of that's gonna None of that's okay.
If it didn't come out during the trial, it's sure
as hell isn't good.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
Some of the stuff I heard going on in the trial,
I'm my god, and his poor daughters had to sit
through that. His mother is there, His mother was there,
But that's her baby, pat right, she's her ears are
full of money. You know.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
She can't just filters all the bad out, ye filters
it all out.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Where he's gonna get some damage done, I think is
in the uh the civil suits that one girl already
settle it, the one you know, his baby mom or whatever.
Speaker 2 (18:06):
It doesn't matter if he's just his money that he
has is so such at such a level.
Speaker 1 (18:13):
Stroke the check, I know, strike the check, I get that,
but I'm saying they we'll see.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It just felt kind of like let down. Yeah, we'll
see how much time he gets.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
But the baby oil thing, man, I think we missed
a financial opportunity there. I think a spike in that
big time.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah. Now, if you go invest, you're just gonna a.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Freak probably go into Target or Walmart and baby oil sections.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Gone, baby oil the fourth of July, freak off, hauh, fatty,
And I'll be sitting next to you going, I'm just
here to help him carry the box.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
No, I'm greasing up watermelons for the watermelon contest at
the pool. Thank you very much, asshole.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
All right, I like your outfit the target or all right,
you're ready to get the target really quick. Target kind
of took Jake from State Farm's outfit.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Target first they both had those colors forever. Okay, state
Farm and Targeted both had the red and khaki or
red and black pants or whatever it's.
Speaker 1 (19:20):
The it's khaki pants. And then yeah, why.
Speaker 2 (19:24):
Did the original Jake from State Farm get the boot?
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I think that's a PC America was that it was
a white fella and insurance. Yeah, and how white bread
is that? We're gonna go ahead and plug this fella.
Then you don't know whether he's a you know, homosexual.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Wow, the o g one though. I loved it when
you know the dude is talking. Yeah, the original Jake
in the middle. Who What's what's Jake wearing? Hits three
thirty more Khakis.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I like that guy. You remind me kind of have
a John Belushi. One of the people in there kind
of had that look Vince Vaughan look, which to me
is almost a John Belushi, you know, just like just funny.
It's gonna be a funny guy inside of that body.
You can tell when you look at him.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
All Right, you know what, I got to go buy
some beer. So uh, I'm gonna get to the store
and get some beer. Ready to drink some cold beer
going into the holiday weekend.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
You're gonna the bomb's gonna be blowing off tonight and tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
We always Tonight is the tune up trial run. You know,
I keep forgetting it. Today is only Thursday.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
I'm all weirded out of it. Remind me to get
my watermelon out of the fridge, the one that was
a drive all the way to the beach and forget
your watermelon. Yeah, and you know what the shame of
it is, I brought that so I wouldn't so I
could just leave straight from here. You can't leave straight
from here. You gotta go home. I think I gotta
go help the wife with the cold stuff, because if
I just send the list that I have of cold
(20:57):
that would be because of.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
What you're telling me is you didn't need to be
late this morning because of the water.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Yeah. Yeah. And I had to yell the rich the
Friday ritual that we do on Thursdays, me and the excellers.
I had to yell at to them. So that stalled
me a little bit. As I was walking down the
hall too. I had to anyway, it's weird. Hey. Happy
fourth of July to everybody. Yeah right, I hope you
have a very safe road trip and travels. Go well,
(21:24):
give your daughter my best and uh yeah.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Right, we'll get together again soon.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Everybody. Thank you for freak off for did July freak
call your baby oil people? Yeah, get me?
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Have people losing digits literally, oh god, and hiding digits
all weekend.
Speaker 1 (21:46):
Right now, I have a great and save Fourth of
July with your friends and family. All right.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
Thanks for checking out Lynchin Tacos Off the Air podcast
at the Lynchit Talco Morning Show.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
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