December 4, 2025 • 28 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, hello everybody, welcome to the new episode of
(00:03):
Off the Air, the weekly podcast from our Lynchin Taco
Morning show Here at What What w j r R in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I Pat Lynch, It's funny, Taco bab. I just saw
a text come in said, are we doing off the Air?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Doing it right now?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That's it? So thanks for tuning in, Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hello to anybody who might be joining us as we
do this in real time. We always route it through
Facebook Live. If you're getting it after the fact, thanks
for finding it and spread the word. We appreciate it.
Never really an agenda here, we kind of go where
it goes. It's just, you know, open stream of thought.
Can I start with a thank you this morning and
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this holiday time.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You're very welcome, not you. I know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So last week we were out on a vacation, a
little break for Thanksgiving, and I took some of the
downtime to go and wash my truck, which I done
in months either, you know. So I went to one
of these these new you know, self served car washes,
which are so good now you know, you drive through
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it and it all the bells and whistles and the
thing comes out looking great and then you pull over
into the service area and you can go to your
heart's content on detailing stuff yourself. And I spent a
good probably forty five minutes there, you know, doing all
that stuff, and truck looks great, and I was proud.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And a cooler day hopefully.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, it actually is kind of warm the day I
went and went. But anyway, never mind any of that.
I'm about twenty minutes into, you know, working up a
good sweat, cleaning up the truck there in the self
serve area after it went through the wash, and here
comes the woman who was at the at the checking
where you pay to choose whatever kind of wash you want. Yeah,
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and she comes over. She goes Patrick, and I go, yeah,
that's me. What's up? She goes this year it was
my debit car. Oh dude, the chill that went through
my body for that brief moment I had, I didn't
realize what had happened was the car. I'll tell you
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exactly where it is. It's El car Wash in a
Popka and it used to be a different car wash
and they sold to El car Wash. It's still the
same great stuff and all that, but their their check
in procedure was a little slightly different, so I was
I was trying to figure out what was going on.
She goes here, I can help you out, and you know,
(02:33):
she took the card and punched in everything and and
I'm trying to look at all the different options and
I just forgot to grab the card back.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They can be confusing boards.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So it was all, you know, taking care of I
run through there and I didn't even realize I had
left my card. Luckily, she you know, grabbed it and
when she had a break to come over, found me
and like, I'm glad you're still here. I forgot to
grab this, and I'm like, I'm like, man, you have
no idea how how much of a relief that is
because I never would have noticed this until I went
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to use it again, and by that time, god knows
what could have happened.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, the debit debit card, not.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
A credit card.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's where I was going.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I do not use my debit card at any gas
stations or if I'm to do a car wash, No way,
right because those I'm not accusing them, just those are
the ones that usually get skimmed because it's outside. You know,
somebody acts like their pumping gas. They put the card
reader in there. Yeah, the uh here's.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want to thank her for her honesty, and that
really made my day in my.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Week and uh, your month probably.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, And I'm I'm glad that there's still people out
there like that.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
What was their name?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't remember her name.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
To be hon you give her like a fin Ski
or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, she just here and she took off. She wasn't
looking for.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I say, hell, here's five bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now, if I had cash, I would have paid cash.
I don't carry any cash yet.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
The uh you know what I was gonna say to
you about the l car wash.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Or whatever, Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's the same one. I think it is.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
My buddy owns a chemical company. Yeah, a big chemical company.
All the guys listen to our show in the massive
warehouse and they sell to I'm pretty sure it's that one.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
There are a ton of those around.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, it's a chain. Yeah, it's a chain.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah. He sells their cleaning fluids.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So I like what they have to offer there too,
So I'm you know, this is not an endorsement or anything.
I'm just telling you I had a really good service
and probably the great result there.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
The honesty.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's beautiful getting comments on my ACDC shirt from those
one Yeah, thank you. It's just this is the fifty
years ACDC long sleeve model with all the different thing.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's what I like.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I was walking behind him going to the bathroom. Well,
he was going to the bathroom. I looked at all
the different stand up and show them. He goes, no,
I see half of them. Look at that turn Are
you in it?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well let me move the microphone here.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Hell yeah, that's super cool man, I swear to god,
where'd you get that?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, that's funny you brought that up. You know. I
went and saw the Power Up stop in Tampa over
the summer, and the I've never seen merchandise lines like
I saw at that show.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah you mentioned that, and I.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Was I wanted to grab something while I was there
because it not only were the lines crazy, but the
amount of stuff that they were offering. I've never seen
so many different choices at a concert merch stand in
my life. So I just said to my wife, I go,
you know what, let's uh during an intermission, let's look
at their website. They had all the shit on their website.
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So I'm like, I'm just going to order something after
the fact, make sure you know.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So, yeah, it's a tour shirt. But I got this
is I believe it or not. It's only like thirty
eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Really, yeah, wow, I would I just don't buy concert shirts.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But oh, they're usually a lot more than that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That thing you'd figure would be like sixty seventy bucks, right.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, it wasn't. It was pretty reasonably priced.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's a great shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, so all their logo changes from over the years.
Pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
On the back, cas it one more time. Don't worry
about the mic and all that. Wow, that's a trip.
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You said something earlier on the show that really kind
of gave me a giggle when you said, yep, we
were doing the promo for tomorrow's regular show, right yep,
And don't worry, we're gonna give you the Meat Report
without turkey talk all.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm so turkey now, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
We briefly mentioned this earlier in the week, and it's
funny because the vice president said the same thing you said, essentially.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And I didn't hear the vice president to say it was.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It was over the Thanksgiving holiday. Vance was talking to
some troops somewhere. I forget where it was, but it'd
be gathering of troops and it might have actually been
on Thanksgiving Day, and uh, he said, all right, a
lot of turkey. Something I'm paraphrasing here, but he goes, so, yeah,
you're very excited for turkey. And everyone's like, oh, he goes,
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he goes, don't bullshit me, he goes, turkey sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, because no one likes turkey.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I went on I ran on it yesterday on the show,
or maybe it was the day before, and Pat goes.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, that's what Van said. I'm like, turkey's is boring,
but you're both right if.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You really stop and think about it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
As soon as I said it, the text line lit
up and people are like, yeah, I'm with you, it
is pretty boring. Then all of a sudden you have
people go there's nothing better than a turkey sandwich with
cranberry and stuffing, and I'm like, yeah, but you're having
to put that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Extra stuff on it to make it good.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And that's that was the point I think both you
and he were making, was that turkey on its own
looks beautiful coming out of the oven or the smoker
or whatever. And you know, the golden brown or the
fried turkey. However you did it. The skin's great, right,
and then you you carve it and you put it
on your plate and you're a few bites into it
and you're like, this is really it's kind of bland.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But and then, as you pointed out and a lot
of listeners did, it's the after turkey dishes that you
come up with, which are well, they're more tasty and exciting.
Really you want to get right down to it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, my wife said, yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I did uh leftovers last night or yesterday for lunch,
and I didn't save you much turkey out. I don't care.
I had a piece of turkey this big. Yeah right,
it's like a minuscule on them out and uh that
little baby bit.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
And then.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The rest of the plate was all stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, butter,
all the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The uh this is funny. So after we finished with
the leftovers and threw out whatever was left because it
just at four days, it's just you're not going to
gamble at that point. That brings us to Monday of
this week. Yeah, right, So after the Thanksgiving weekend, now
it's it's Monday. Now you're you're retooling your body, retuning
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your body to what you're going to try to get
back eating on your regular schedule of crap that you
eat Monday afternoon gets to be late Monday afternoon, and
I'm like, oh crap, I didn't think about anything for
dinner tonight. Could probably because I'm just still fooded out.
At that point, the wife says, what do you want
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to do for dinner? We ain't get a whole lot
in there because we just threw everything away. She goes,
there's that lasagna. I go, oh, man, I go lasagna
right after we've been gorging ourselves on all this Thanksgiving stuff.
I don't know if I can do it. Yeah hee,
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it was, But that's what we ended up going with.
That lasted three days because I just I couldn't. I've
sat down and I'm like normally by the time dinner gets there,
I'm ready just the mouth downed this a lasagnia in
front of me. After your Yeah, like you said, food
it out, I might as well just eat rocks.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Or let weights. It's like I need any more of that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
When the Monday, because our this is a little intricate.
But our trash day is Tuesday. So I did the
same thing as you. I put the trash can right
in front of the fridge and just went so I
was like a conveyor about throwing everything out and uh
and it hit me the same thing as you.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh what are we gonna eat?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Though?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
And then my life texted I looked at it. There
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The chef at her school made up pasta meatballs. It
wasn't as heavy as your.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Still still though I pasta. It's kind of the last
thing you really want to think about me of all people.
By the time we got to Tuesday, I was like,
I need to like a salad or something.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's what I had Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
If they get the system, you know, running like it
should be.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
How much do we think of like that Monday pasta,
because well that's what was there was Tuesday salad.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You just at some point, your body's going I can't
do this anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, no, that I'm I'm going on.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And it's just coming from a fat guy who likes
to eat. It don't matter. Your body at some point
just goes, dude, tap the brakes a little bit here.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, the uh, I'm gonna go on a quest to
try to figure out how to talk everybody into no
turkey next year.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I steal a page from my book.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
They're not gonna go brisket. You think they would, But everyone,
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
The same thing, there's nothing like the smell of turkey.
And then we'll just cook a.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Turkey breast and then something else is an alternative, and
see to a formal research project. Cook just get a
turkey breast and then whatever other protein you want to
cook up and see and put it out on the
table and see what everybody gravitates towards.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I think what I might do is just buy a
baby turkey, almost like a Costco. We're a tissery chicken,
you know what I'm talking about, and just.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Stuff that young turkey. Yeah, a young turkey. And then
just sounds so wrong, it does.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It just sounds wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't even want to elaborate because what I just
said about the young turkey.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean, hey, to get back to what our
original intent was. So the Meat report on Friday, there'll
be no turkey mentions. We are done with turkey talk now.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm good with that.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Fair enough, yep, Okay, I gotta.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Remember to grab the meat ad so from the store.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm already ready to go. I'm already ready to rock.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Come on, man, different strokes.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
We know, we know.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay, next, Oh, can I say one thing real quick?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Can say whatever the hell you want?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Today?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And I mentioned this briefly to you earlier. Today, I
finally go get this thing on my eyelid?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
What is wrong with your eye?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Dude? You haven't seen it? Have you? Close up?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well? He keeps talking about a sty you have.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I had a sty and then it turned into this
white knot and I've had it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And I did the drops they told me to do.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Then I said, hey, a co worker of mine had
the same exact thing, and she was given an ointment.
Why I use that ointment three three times daily for
a week and a half. It's still has not given.
Look at how big this thy, How big this thing is.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's big enough. Pat can see it from about five
feet away.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, that looks like that would be bothersome you little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I walked in this morning, I'm like god, my eyes
running again, and and did one of these wifes and
immediately my sleeve had be I.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Wonder if to snip that on that's that probably hurt.
Like hell, don't.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Don't talk shit about freaking me out because I'm already
you know, I'm already freaked out.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I just told me. Because it could be cancerous is
one of the problems.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, they snip that some bitch off.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
But if you ever had scissors go towards your eye.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well then probably put some sort of eye protection on them.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I got it. I hope. I mean, that's what they
do for them.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But I'm just hoping knock on wood that I go
and they snip it off. And they were seeing these
all the time because that's what they Savanna is the
one that had it over on one of four.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
She's the one that gave me.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
The tips on different things because she had the same thing,
and she said that the optomologist told her. More and
more people are getting that, and I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But did I ever tell you about the wart that
I had on my knee for the longest time?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You did, dear sister knocked it off her towing in
a bike or what.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, that's a completely different That was my sister's toe.
They got amputated. Yeah, Well, how I had this big
wart on my left knee for the longest time. I
was probably maybe eighth ninth grade that time frames.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's a bad time to have one.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I cut that some of a bitch off with a
pair of scissors. Yeah, I did hear that one cut
it right off and oh my god, you want to
talk about some bleeding.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Hell yeah, my mom was like, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh? Like, I didn't deal with this anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So when you cut it off with scissors, did you
then put compound w on top of the whole?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh no, No, I had tried all that stuff in
the warp just when it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Gone away, say, and once you cut it off, now,
oh no, I had to content.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, I had to Uh, I had I think what
I did because my mom was.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
A nurse and I would have made sentence to she
was well, she was at work. I just did this
on her to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Just did this on my own, and uh, I think
I just you know, wrapped it until the bleeding finally stopped,
and then just kept it wrapped up and it finally
started to scap up, and that was No.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I had a wart on my cock once it was No,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Is that possible? Yeah, I mean, on your shaft. Yes,
I know you get bumps. No I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh you're talking about n gu chlamydia. No, that's not chlemyti.
It's it as it's pussy warts.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You get them from you know, I know chlemytea is
the drip.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Okay, we could just get out of this. Let's back
the car up. Well, I said, oint would just.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Gross right on on the mushroom cap. Is that I
think anything is possible.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Usually, usually a wart comes from an excess of skin.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Dude, Like, look, when I tripped, I can't got talking.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Look at my knee. Could you see that?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I was concerned that that might turn into a wart because.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It was an excess of skin.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Welcome to the triage and that one too, But I
made it out on both of them.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
This one's a little iffy still.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Dude, how embarrassing would that be if you you got
one on your mushroom cap? Oh my god, and you
got to go get treatment.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Immediately, and you have a female nurse orch I don't
care who it is.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is kind of embarrassing. Well, I've seen it all. Yeah, woa, No,
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Son.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You got the worst luck ever for you having yours
the uh in eighth, ninth grade, or let's just say
ninth grade, when you had that ward on your knee,
that's bad time because that's right when you know all
the you're into chicks and everything's like that, all right, then.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
You're trying to hide it.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I knew one of the hottest girls in our school
in middle school and onto high school, one of the
hottest ones, and she had a wart right under knee
as well, and it was like.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
This, It just killed it.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I was like, God, could you just cover not like that?
But I was sitting there and she's it's weird. She
was sitting on top of a wall and I could.
I'm loving You're like all we can see is the
wark and I'm like, oh my, her panties are showing.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
But I can't stop exactly what you said looking at.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
The war and I was like, hey, had a close
shouldn't say names, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Uh, just to get off of this, yeah, please some
comments coming in this from Philip. Guys, Saturday, I went
to petties for the first time. You mentioned mentioned you guys.
You're right, they don't disappoint. No, we would never steer
you on on stuff like that they're great. Pettis is awesome.
So hopefully you found what you were looking for there
and the deliciousness is what you find. They're at petties.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Basically, Kevin, they're messaged in.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
This conversation has gone way downhill drastically.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, look, man, we said this at the beginning of
this and every we we don't open this up with
any kind of agenda generally. Yeah, sometimes there may be
something we want to get to or whatever, but it's
just and it goes where it goes, which you know
that that's uh, you know, surprising for us as well.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, just so just to clarify.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
We did get through all that without using the word
moist appointment.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, well thanks for just using it. Yes, yeah, Steven, guys, Yeah,
general warts, that's.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What it was.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Chlamydia is the one where the Q tip you're god
dog that we're done with this conversation.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm sorry that right there is the one that you'll
never forget. No, I've never had it done and I
hope to God I never do. And any time I
hear it come up involve anyone who's ever had it
done to them, I'm just like, I do not need
any information about that. Just please keep that to yourself.
(19:49):
That is making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Well, I had it where it was a serious girlfriend
and she said to me, wait, was it that I
maybe another girl said it, and I wanted to make
sure that I didn't give it to my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
So you had to go and get that done. And uh,
oh god, yeah, I've told you about it without going
into detail. But then so or it was the girl.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
The girlfriend said hey, you need to go get tested
because somehow I have chlemydia.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And then I go and get this just happened.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I well, here's the math. I go and get the
freaking Q tip test, and like you guys, this is
gonna hurt a lot. I almost I had never put
my hands on a woman.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I was this close to just just just out of reaction.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
STDs are a lot like that whole Kevin Bacon game.
Six degrees. Oh you know you're once uh, once you
put one of those in the supply chain, it's gone.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, And that's why when she has me go get
the test. I got a tested.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Negative and I, hey, why do you have this?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I went and just had the most painful thing
of my life, and and you told me to because
you who you've been, who you've been lurking with?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh my god? All right, all right, all right, one
final thing I wanted to get to because I know
we have a meeting coming up.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
The waynes Warts and mushroom caps ll way out there.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah, I know about the whole. I don't think
the general warts things. But do they go up that far?
It's what I'm saying to the CAP.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'd imagine no one's answered that yet, and you never
asked it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
If they go to the cap you just said, imagine
if you had the cap. Okay, what did you have
to get to?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You said this weekend if you're a college football fan,
a little bit of controversy on how this is all
going to wash out with this college.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Football playoff yep, Canes.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, they're one of the teams that has a gripe.
And then you got these Notre Dame fans who uh
you know, we're all running their mouths and now from
when I'm picking up, are a little bit concerned that
perhaps the noise is getting very loud, that they might
be in a position that they probably shouldn't be in.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Put those two in a game together.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They already were. It was on August thirty first in
Miami one.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
No, I know that. Let me finish, put them in
a game together, current day. Yeah, here's what you gotta do.
You guys play for it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Then well you just don't. Willy nilly. You could say,
maybe you pair them in the first round of the playoffs,
but deceiting when it work out that way. So but anyway,
that's that's gonna be the one thing that's going to
be interesting here. And then the prospect, which is a
very real prospect of Alabama getting in with three losses
because I'm convinced George is going to beat them in
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the SEC Championship.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
And you know, Bama has to be dude, I.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Swear to God, one of the most entertaining things. And
I don't know if I'm just a glutton for punishment
or what. Do you know? You know who Paul finebamb
is right, Okay. Paul Finebaum, noted SEC football expert, has
his show, you know, every afternoon on one of the
ESPN channels. And one of the things that he does
that I just get a kick out of. You know,
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he'll open up the phones and take calls from SEC fans,
and a lot of them are the Alabama fans, and
he just puts them on and doesn't say a word.
He just lets him talk. He there is one guy
on NAM Huckleberry last week and he goes, all right,
we're gonna hear from Huckleberry now from wherever in Alabama.
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And Huckleberry jumps in and it's like you just pulled
the ripcord on him. Go dude, and he went into
Alabama this Alabama that and what's wrong and what needs
to be fixed and his whole theory, and Huckleberry was
just short of wanting him to run like a power
eye formation featuring the full back with his which.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Is always what I've said, put some big sub mention there.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
And so they have the split screen right with the
caller which says Huckleberry, which I believe is probably the
guy's got given name, and then fine bomb on the
other side of the screen. Just like listening to this dude,
and I'm like, I hear you, Paul, I know exactly
what you're.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Thinking right now. I know that there's some crazy ass fans.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
But have you ever and I'm sure you have, You've
heard of roll Tide Willie.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Oh my god, you need to pull a video. I
don't think he knows how to use a phone. Oh
here's a picture of his face and it's not an act.
He is the biggest die hard. Can you see that?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Every Alabama fan is just like roll Tide whatever his name.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Is, roll will They are so many videos of Pat
when when uh, what's his name?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Saban left roll tied will It was in tears. Yeah,
I've never watched a football again. I'm telling you he is.
Let me seeing how many followers he's.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
This is.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
You can't hear it because I don't have but look
look at his face when they just approach him and
they're like, oh god, dude, I.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Could hear his accent without even hearing it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I cannot believe you, as a big football fan has
never seen it.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
By the way, just because I know I'm gonna get
blown up on this and I I have already come
clean and said this on the air, and I will
say it again. Yes, I want Miami to get in.
I believe they are one of the teams is playing
the best football right now going into the playoffs, and
I think they deserve to be seated in one of
those slots that said if they don't and they're on
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the outside looking in at the end of the conversation,
whether they beat Notre Dame or not, they still lost
to two teams that they should not have lost two.
And you know, if that's what it comes down to,
so be it. Let's fix it next year. But they've
done this to themselves two years in a row now,
going ten to two in the season, and it just
hurt them.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
At the end, you've said it. You're so on the
record for that that I could have finished the statement
for you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Right, So don't blow me up too bad. I acknowledge
that fully. But once you go to the head to
head deal, and the other fact that does hurt is
that neither Notre Dame or Miami are in a game
this week to further their case, that's.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
What I suggest.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So anyway, if you do have a team still left
in it, best of luck to you and your team.
I will campaign for this, though. If you don't have
a team left in it, let's let's root for all.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Miss yeah forgetting bound well, although they kind of.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They're one of the best teams in the country. There
were eleven and one. They're going to the college playoff
without their coach that helped get them there. And well
he's the new coach now, that's what I'm saying, the
new But still those guys I think got short changed.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
The definitely did.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And however you feel about it, but you got a
root for something like that, for them sticking in there
and what they've accomplished. So you know, if I can't
have it my way with my team, I'm all in
on old miss.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
So I'm for him too, Okay, I mean, at least
that assistant coach, you know, Blaine could say, hey man,
you know all these plays, let's go come on?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All right. Thank you for checking out our off the
Air podcast. We have new episodes pretty much every Thursday
unless we're on vacation, which we're not this week, So
thanks for finding.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Us, or next week or the next week.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, enjoy the rest of your day and spread
the word about this bad boy. Where where else are
you going to find two knuckleheads talking about genital awarts
and whether or not they're on the mushroom cap.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Just stop
All right, hello everybody, welcome to the new episode of
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Off the Air, the weekly podcast from our Lynchin Taco
Morning show Here at What What w j r R in Orlando.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
I Pat Lynch, It's funny, Taco bab. I just saw
a text come in said, are we doing off the Air?
Speaker 1 (00:16):
Doing it right now?
Speaker 3 (00:17):
That's it? So thanks for tuning in, Steve.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hello to anybody who might be joining us as we
do this in real time. We always route it through
Facebook Live. If you're getting it after the fact, thanks
for finding it and spread the word. We appreciate it.
Never really an agenda here, we kind of go where
it goes. It's just, you know, open stream of thought.
Can I start with a thank you this morning and
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this holiday time.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
You're very welcome, not you. I know.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So last week we were out on a vacation, a
little break for Thanksgiving, and I took some of the
downtime to go and wash my truck, which I done
in months either, you know. So I went to one
of these these new you know, self served car washes,
which are so good now you know, you drive through
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it and it all the bells and whistles and the
thing comes out looking great and then you pull over
into the service area and you can go to your
heart's content on detailing stuff yourself. And I spent a
good probably forty five minutes there, you know, doing all
that stuff, and truck looks great, and I was proud.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
And a cooler day hopefully.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
No, it actually is kind of warm the day I
went and went. But anyway, never mind any of that.
I'm about twenty minutes into, you know, working up a
good sweat, cleaning up the truck there in the self
serve area after it went through the wash, and here
comes the woman who was at the at the checking
where you pay to choose whatever kind of wash you want. Yeah,
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and she comes over. She goes Patrick, and I go, yeah,
that's me. What's up? She goes this year it was
my debit car. Oh dude, the chill that went through
my body for that brief moment I had, I didn't
realize what had happened was the car. I'll tell you
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exactly where it is. It's El car Wash in a
Popka and it used to be a different car wash
and they sold to El car Wash. It's still the
same great stuff and all that, but their their check
in procedure was a little slightly different, so I was
I was trying to figure out what was going on.
She goes here, I can help you out, and you know,
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she took the card and punched in everything and and
I'm trying to look at all the different options and
I just forgot to grab the card back.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
They can be confusing boards.
Speaker 1 (02:42):
So it was all, you know, taking care of I
run through there and I didn't even realize I had
left my card. Luckily, she you know, grabbed it and
when she had a break to come over, found me
and like, I'm glad you're still here. I forgot to
grab this, and I'm like, I'm like, man, you have
no idea how how much of a relief that is
because I never would have noticed this until I went
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to use it again, and by that time, god knows
what could have happened.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, the debit debit card, not.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
A credit card.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
That's where I was going.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
I do not use my debit card at any gas
stations or if I'm to do a car wash, No way,
right because those I'm not accusing them, just those are
the ones that usually get skimmed because it's outside. You know,
somebody acts like their pumping gas. They put the card
reader in there. Yeah, the uh here's.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
I want to thank her for her honesty, and that
really made my day in my.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
Week and uh, your month probably.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, And I'm I'm glad that there's still people out
there like that.
Speaker 3 (03:40):
What was their name?
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I don't remember her name.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
To be hon you give her like a fin Ski
or anything.
Speaker 1 (03:45):
No, she just here and she took off. She wasn't
looking for.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I say, hell, here's five bucks.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Now, if I had cash, I would have paid cash.
I don't carry any cash yet.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
The uh you know what I was gonna say to
you about the l car wash.
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Or whatever, Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 3 (04:02):
That's the same one. I think it is.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
My buddy owns a chemical company. Yeah, a big chemical company.
All the guys listen to our show in the massive
warehouse and they sell to I'm pretty sure it's that one.
Speaker 3 (04:13):
There are a ton of those around.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yes, it's a chain. Yeah, it's a chain.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
Yeah. He sells their cleaning fluids.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
So I like what they have to offer there too,
So I'm you know, this is not an endorsement or anything.
I'm just telling you I had a really good service
and probably the great result there.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
The honesty.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
It's beautiful getting comments on my ACDC shirt from those
one Yeah, thank you. It's just this is the fifty
years ACDC long sleeve model with all the different thing.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
That's what I like.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I was walking behind him going to the bathroom. Well,
he was going to the bathroom. I looked at all
the different stand up and show them. He goes, no,
I see half of them. Look at that turn Are
you in it?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well let me move the microphone here.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Hell yeah, that's super cool man, I swear to god,
where'd you get that?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Well, that's funny you brought that up. You know. I
went and saw the Power Up stop in Tampa over
the summer, and the I've never seen merchandise lines like
I saw at that show.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah you mentioned that, and I.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Was I wanted to grab something while I was there
because it not only were the lines crazy, but the
amount of stuff that they were offering. I've never seen
so many different choices at a concert merch stand in
my life. So I just said to my wife, I go,
you know what, let's uh during an intermission, let's look
at their website. They had all the shit on their website.
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So I'm like, I'm just going to order something after
the fact, make sure you know.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah, it's the same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
So, yeah, it's a tour shirt. But I got this
is I believe it or not. It's only like thirty
eight bucks.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Really, yeah, wow, I would I just don't buy concert shirts.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
But oh, they're usually a lot more than that.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
That thing you'd figure would be like sixty seventy bucks, right.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Yeah, it wasn't. It was pretty reasonably priced.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
It's a great shirt.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Yeah, so all their logo changes from over the years.
Pretty cool.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
On the back, cas it one more time. Don't worry
about the mic and all that. Wow, that's a trip.
Very cool.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
You said something earlier on the show that really kind
of gave me a giggle when you said, yep, we
were doing the promo for tomorrow's regular show, right yep,
And don't worry, we're gonna give you the Meat Report
without turkey talk all.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm so turkey now, dude.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
We briefly mentioned this earlier in the week, and it's
funny because the vice president said the same thing you said, essentially.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
And I didn't hear the vice president to say it was.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
It was over the Thanksgiving holiday. Vance was talking to
some troops somewhere. I forget where it was, but it'd
be gathering of troops and it might have actually been
on Thanksgiving Day, and uh, he said, all right, a
lot of turkey. Something I'm paraphrasing here, but he goes, so, yeah,
you're very excited for turkey. And everyone's like, oh, he goes,
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he goes, don't bullshit me, he goes, turkey sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah, because no one likes turkey.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I went on I ran on it yesterday on the show,
or maybe it was the day before, and Pat goes.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, that's what Van said. I'm like, turkey's is boring,
but you're both right if.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
You really stop and think about it.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
As soon as I said it, the text line lit
up and people are like, yeah, I'm with you, it
is pretty boring. Then all of a sudden you have
people go there's nothing better than a turkey sandwich with
cranberry and stuffing, and I'm like, yeah, but you're having
to put that.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Extra stuff on it to make it good.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
And that's that was the point I think both you
and he were making, was that turkey on its own
looks beautiful coming out of the oven or the smoker
or whatever. And you know, the golden brown or the
fried turkey. However you did it. The skin's great, right,
and then you you carve it and you put it
on your plate and you're a few bites into it
and you're like, this is really it's kind of bland.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
But and then, as you pointed out and a lot
of listeners did, it's the after turkey dishes that you
come up with, which are well, they're more tasty and exciting.
Really you want to get right down to it.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Yeah, my wife said, yeah I did.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
I did uh leftovers last night or yesterday for lunch,
and I didn't save you much turkey out. I don't care.
I had a piece of turkey this big. Yeah right,
it's like a minuscule on them out and uh that
little baby bit.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
And then.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
The rest of the plate was all stuffing, mashed potatoes, gravy, butter,
all the good stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
The uh this is funny. So after we finished with
the leftovers and threw out whatever was left because it
just at four days, it's just you're not going to
gamble at that point. That brings us to Monday of
this week. Yeah, right, So after the Thanksgiving weekend, now
it's it's Monday. Now you're you're retooling your body, retuning
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your body to what you're going to try to get
back eating on your regular schedule of crap that you
eat Monday afternoon gets to be late Monday afternoon, and
I'm like, oh crap, I didn't think about anything for
dinner tonight. Could probably because I'm just still fooded out.
At that point, the wife says, what do you want
(09:37):
to do for dinner? We ain't get a whole lot
in there because we just threw everything away. She goes,
there's that lasagna. I go, oh, man, I go lasagna
right after we've been gorging ourselves on all this Thanksgiving stuff.
I don't know if I can do it. Yeah hee,
(09:57):
it was, But that's what we ended up going with.
That lasted three days because I just I couldn't. I've
sat down and I'm like normally by the time dinner gets there,
I'm ready just the mouth downed this a lasagnia in
front of me. After your Yeah, like you said, food
it out, I might as well just eat rocks.
Speaker 3 (10:16):
Or let weights. It's like I need any more of that.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
When the Monday, because our this is a little intricate.
But our trash day is Tuesday. So I did the
same thing as you. I put the trash can right
in front of the fridge and just went so I
was like a conveyor about throwing everything out and uh
and it hit me the same thing as you.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Oh what are we gonna eat?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Though?
Speaker 3 (10:39):
And then my life texted I looked at it. There
it is.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
The chef at her school made up pasta meatballs. It
wasn't as heavy as your.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Still still though I pasta. It's kind of the last
thing you really want to think about me of all people.
By the time we got to Tuesday, I was like,
I need to like a salad or something.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
That's what I had Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
If they get the system, you know, running like it
should be.
Speaker 2 (11:06):
How much do we think of like that Monday pasta,
because well that's what was there was Tuesday salad.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Right.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
You just at some point, your body's going I can't
do this anymore.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
No, no, that I'm I'm going on.
Speaker 1 (11:24):
And it's just coming from a fat guy who likes
to eat. It don't matter. Your body at some point
just goes, dude, tap the brakes a little bit here.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Yeah, the uh, I'm gonna go on a quest to
try to figure out how to talk everybody into no
turkey next year.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
I steal a page from my book.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
They're not gonna go brisket. You think they would, But everyone,
I'm gonna say.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
The same thing, there's nothing like the smell of turkey.
And then we'll just cook a.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Turkey breast and then something else is an alternative, and
see to a formal research project. Cook just get a
turkey breast and then whatever other protein you want to
cook up and see and put it out on the
table and see what everybody gravitates towards.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I think what I might do is just buy a
baby turkey, almost like a Costco. We're a tissery chicken,
you know what I'm talking about, and just.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Stuff that young turkey. Yeah, a young turkey. And then
just sounds so wrong, it does.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
It just sounds wrong.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't even want to elaborate because what I just
said about the young turkey.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, I mean, hey, to get back to what our
original intent was. So the Meat report on Friday, there'll
be no turkey mentions. We are done with turkey talk now.
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I'm good with that.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Fair enough, yep, Okay, I gotta.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
Remember to grab the meat ad so from the store.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
I'm already ready to go. I'm already ready to rock.
Speaker 3 (12:54):
Come on, man, different strokes.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
We know, we know.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Okay, next, Oh, can I say one thing real quick?
Speaker 1 (13:02):
Can say whatever the hell you want?
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Today?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
And I mentioned this briefly to you earlier. Today, I
finally go get this thing on my eyelid?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
What is wrong with your eye?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Dude? You haven't seen it? Have you? Close up?
Speaker 1 (13:14):
Well? He keeps talking about a sty you have.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I had a sty and then it turned into this
white knot and I've had it.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
And I did the drops they told me to do.
Speaker 2 (13:25):
Then I said, hey, a co worker of mine had
the same exact thing, and she was given an ointment.
Why I use that ointment three three times daily for
a week and a half. It's still has not given.
Look at how big this thy, How big this thing is.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
It's big enough. Pat can see it from about five
feet away.
Speaker 1 (13:44):
Yeah, that looks like that would be bothersome you little bit.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
I walked in this morning, I'm like god, my eyes
running again, and and did one of these wifes and
immediately my sleeve had be I.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Wonder if to snip that on that's that probably hurt.
Like hell, don't.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Don't talk shit about freaking me out because I'm already
you know, I'm already freaked out.
Speaker 3 (14:07):
I just told me. Because it could be cancerous is
one of the problems.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Well, they snip that some bitch off.
Speaker 3 (14:12):
But if you ever had scissors go towards your eye.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Well then probably put some sort of eye protection on them.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I got it. I hope. I mean, that's what they
do for them.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
But I'm just hoping knock on wood that I go
and they snip it off. And they were seeing these
all the time because that's what they Savanna is the
one that had it over on one of four.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
She's the one that gave me.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
The tips on different things because she had the same thing,
and she said that the optomologist told her. More and
more people are getting that, and I don't know what
it is.
Speaker 1 (14:43):
But did I ever tell you about the wart that
I had on my knee for the longest time?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You did, dear sister knocked it off her towing in
a bike or what.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
No, that's a completely different That was my sister's toe.
They got amputated. Yeah, Well, how I had this big
wart on my left knee for the longest time. I
was probably maybe eighth ninth grade that time frames.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
That's a bad time to have one.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
I cut that some of a bitch off with a
pair of scissors. Yeah, I did hear that one cut
it right off and oh my god, you want to
talk about some bleeding.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Hell yeah, my mom was like, what did you do?
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh? Like, I didn't deal with this anymore.
Speaker 2 (15:23):
So when you cut it off with scissors, did you
then put compound w on top of the whole?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
Oh no, No, I had tried all that stuff in
the warp just when it.
Speaker 3 (15:32):
Gone away, say, and once you cut it off, now,
oh no, I had to content.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
No, I had to Uh, I had I think what
I did because my mom was.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
A nurse and I would have made sentence to she
was well, she was at work. I just did this
on her to do it.
Speaker 1 (15:47):
Just did this on my own, and uh, I think
I just you know, wrapped it until the bleeding finally stopped,
and then just kept it wrapped up and it finally
started to scap up, and that was No.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I had a wart on my cock once it was No,
I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Is that possible? Yeah, I mean, on your shaft. Yes,
I know you get bumps. No I'm talking.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Oh you're talking about n gu chlamydia. No, that's not chlemyti.
It's it as it's pussy warts.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
You get them from you know, I know chlemytea is
the drip.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Okay, we could just get out of this. Let's back
the car up. Well, I said, oint would just.
Speaker 1 (16:29):
Gross right on on the mushroom cap. Is that I
think anything is possible.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
Usually, usually a wart comes from an excess of skin.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
Dude, Like, look, when I tripped, I can't got talking.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Look at my knee. Could you see that?
Speaker 1 (16:48):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (16:48):
I was concerned that that might turn into a wart because.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It was an excess of skin.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Welcome to the triage and that one too, But I
made it out on both of them.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
This one's a little iffy still.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Dude, how embarrassing would that be if you you got
one on your mushroom cap? Oh my god, and you
got to go get treatment.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Immediately, and you have a female nurse orch I don't
care who it is.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
This is kind of embarrassing. Well, I've seen it all. Yeah, woa, No,
I haven't seen that.
Speaker 3 (17:21):
Son.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
You got the worst luck ever for you having yours
the uh in eighth, ninth grade, or let's just say
ninth grade, when you had that ward on your knee,
that's bad time because that's right when you know all
the you're into chicks and everything's like that, all right, then.
Speaker 3 (17:39):
You're trying to hide it.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I knew one of the hottest girls in our school
in middle school and onto high school, one of the
hottest ones, and she had a wart right under knee
as well, and it was like.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
This, It just killed it.
Speaker 2 (17:51):
I was like, God, could you just cover not like that?
But I was sitting there and she's it's weird. She
was sitting on top of a wall and I could.
I'm loving You're like all we can see is the
wark and I'm like, oh my, her panties are showing.
Speaker 3 (18:05):
But I can't stop exactly what you said looking at.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
The war and I was like, hey, had a close
shouldn't say names, but yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Uh, just to get off of this, yeah, please some
comments coming in this from Philip. Guys, Saturday, I went
to petties for the first time. You mentioned mentioned you guys.
You're right, they don't disappoint. No, we would never steer
you on on stuff like that they're great. Pettis is awesome.
So hopefully you found what you were looking for there
and the deliciousness is what you find. They're at petties.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
Basically, Kevin, they're messaged in.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
This conversation has gone way downhill drastically.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
Well, look, man, we said this at the beginning of
this and every we we don't open this up with
any kind of agenda generally. Yeah, sometimes there may be
something we want to get to or whatever, but it's
just and it goes where it goes, which you know
that that's uh, you know, surprising for us as well.
Speaker 3 (19:05):
Yeah, just so just to clarify.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
We did get through all that without using the word
moist appointment.
Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yeah, well thanks for just using it. Yes, yeah, Steven, guys, Yeah,
general warts, that's.
Speaker 1 (19:22):
What it was.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Chlamydia is the one where the Q tip you're god
dog that we're done with this conversation.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
I'm sorry that right there is the one that you'll
never forget. No, I've never had it done and I
hope to God I never do. And any time I
hear it come up involve anyone who's ever had it
done to them, I'm just like, I do not need
any information about that. Just please keep that to yourself.
(19:49):
That is making me uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Well, I had it where it was a serious girlfriend
and she said to me, wait, was it that I
maybe another girl said it, and I wanted to make
sure that I didn't give it to my girlfriend.
Speaker 4 (20:03):
So you had to go and get that done. And uh,
oh god, yeah, I've told you about it without going
into detail. But then so or it was the girl.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
The girlfriend said hey, you need to go get tested
because somehow I have chlemydia.
Speaker 3 (20:21):
And then I go and get this just happened.
Speaker 1 (20:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
I well, here's the math. I go and get the
freaking Q tip test, and like you guys, this is
gonna hurt a lot. I almost I had never put
my hands on a woman.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
I was this close to just just just out of reaction.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
You know.
Speaker 1 (20:38):
STDs are a lot like that whole Kevin Bacon game.
Six degrees. Oh you know you're once uh, once you
put one of those in the supply chain, it's gone.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, And that's why when she has me go get
the test. I got a tested.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
Negative and I, hey, why do you have this?
Speaker 2 (20:59):
And I went and just had the most painful thing
of my life, and and you told me to because
you who you've been, who you've been lurking with?
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Oh my god? All right, all right, all right, one
final thing I wanted to get to because I know
we have a meeting coming up.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
The waynes Warts and mushroom caps ll way out there.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Yeah, yeah, I know about the whole. I don't think
the general warts things. But do they go up that far?
It's what I'm saying to the CAP.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:41):
I'd imagine no one's answered that yet, and you never
asked it.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
If they go to the cap you just said, imagine
if you had the cap. Okay, what did you have
to get to?
Speaker 1 (21:50):
You said this weekend if you're a college football fan,
a little bit of controversy on how this is all
going to wash out with this college.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
Football playoff yep, Canes.
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, they're one of the teams that has a gripe.
And then you got these Notre Dame fans who uh
you know, we're all running their mouths and now from
when I'm picking up, are a little bit concerned that
perhaps the noise is getting very loud, that they might
be in a position that they probably shouldn't be in.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Put those two in a game together.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
They already were. It was on August thirty first in
Miami one.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
No, I know that. Let me finish, put them in
a game together, current day. Yeah, here's what you gotta do.
You guys play for it.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
Then well you just don't. Willy nilly. You could say,
maybe you pair them in the first round of the playoffs,
but deceiting when it work out that way. So but anyway,
that's that's gonna be the one thing that's going to
be interesting here. And then the prospect, which is a
very real prospect of Alabama getting in with three losses
because I'm convinced George is going to beat them in
(22:56):
the SEC Championship.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
And you know, Bama has to be dude, I.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Swear to God, one of the most entertaining things. And
I don't know if I'm just a glutton for punishment
or what. Do you know? You know who Paul finebamb
is right, Okay. Paul Finebaum, noted SEC football expert, has
his show, you know, every afternoon on one of the
ESPN channels. And one of the things that he does
that I just get a kick out of. You know,
(23:23):
he'll open up the phones and take calls from SEC fans,
and a lot of them are the Alabama fans, and
he just puts them on and doesn't say a word.
He just lets him talk. He there is one guy
on NAM Huckleberry last week and he goes, all right,
we're gonna hear from Huckleberry now from wherever in Alabama.
(23:45):
And Huckleberry jumps in and it's like you just pulled
the ripcord on him. Go dude, and he went into
Alabama this Alabama that and what's wrong and what needs
to be fixed and his whole theory, and Huckleberry was
just short of wanting him to run like a power
eye formation featuring the full back with his which.
Speaker 3 (24:05):
Is always what I've said, put some big sub mention there.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
And so they have the split screen right with the
caller which says Huckleberry, which I believe is probably the
guy's got given name, and then fine bomb on the
other side of the screen. Just like listening to this dude,
and I'm like, I hear you, Paul, I know exactly
what you're.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
Thinking right now. I know that there's some crazy ass fans.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
But have you ever and I'm sure you have, You've
heard of roll Tide Willie.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Oh my god, you need to pull a video. I
don't think he knows how to use a phone. Oh
here's a picture of his face and it's not an act.
He is the biggest die hard. Can you see that?
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Every Alabama fan is just like roll Tide whatever his name.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
Is, roll will They are so many videos of Pat
when when uh, what's his name?
Speaker 3 (25:02):
Saban left roll tied will It was in tears. Yeah,
I've never watched a football again. I'm telling you he is.
Let me seeing how many followers he's.
Speaker 1 (25:19):
This is.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
You can't hear it because I don't have but look
look at his face when they just approach him and
they're like, oh god, dude, I.
Speaker 1 (25:29):
Could hear his accent without even hearing it.
Speaker 2 (25:31):
I cannot believe you, as a big football fan has
never seen it.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
By the way, just because I know I'm gonna get
blown up on this and I I have already come
clean and said this on the air, and I will
say it again. Yes, I want Miami to get in.
I believe they are one of the teams is playing
the best football right now going into the playoffs, and
I think they deserve to be seated in one of
those slots that said if they don't and they're on
(25:56):
the outside looking in at the end of the conversation,
whether they beat Notre Dame or not, they still lost
to two teams that they should not have lost two.
And you know, if that's what it comes down to,
so be it. Let's fix it next year. But they've
done this to themselves two years in a row now,
going ten to two in the season, and it just
hurt them.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
At the end, you've said it. You're so on the
record for that that I could have finished the statement
for you.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Right, So don't blow me up too bad. I acknowledge
that fully. But once you go to the head to
head deal, and the other fact that does hurt is
that neither Notre Dame or Miami are in a game
this week to further their case, that's.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
What I suggest.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
So anyway, if you do have a team still left
in it, best of luck to you and your team.
I will campaign for this, though. If you don't have
a team left in it, let's let's root for all.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Miss yeah forgetting bound well, although they kind of.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
They're one of the best teams in the country. There
were eleven and one. They're going to the college playoff
without their coach that helped get them there. And well
he's the new coach now, that's what I'm saying, the
new But still those guys I think got short changed.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
The definitely did.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
And however you feel about it, but you got a
root for something like that, for them sticking in there
and what they've accomplished. So you know, if I can't
have it my way with my team, I'm all in
on old miss.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
So I'm for him too, Okay, I mean, at least
that assistant coach, you know, Blaine could say, hey man,
you know all these plays, let's go come on?
Speaker 1 (27:33):
All right. Thank you for checking out our off the
Air podcast. We have new episodes pretty much every Thursday
unless we're on vacation, which we're not this week, So
thanks for finding.
Speaker 3 (27:44):
Us, or next week or the next week.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
All right, enjoy the rest of your day and spread
the word about this bad boy. Where where else are
you going to find two knuckleheads talking about genital awarts
and whether or not they're on the mushroom cap.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
Just stop
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