December 18, 2025 • 25 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All right, Hello everybody, Welcome to the Lynch and Taco
(00:03):
Morning Show podcast called Off the Air, our final podcast
for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Taco Bob, it's weird to say that, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
When I said it earlier on the show, I was like,
it's kind of I'd to say, Well.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We've been commenting all year how quickly the year has
flown by, and while here we are in the waning
stages of it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And I'm not the We're not the only ones that
think that. I've talked to so many other people who
have right out together.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
God, this year is flying, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It truly is no doubt.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So wherever we go today, we go feel free. If
you're watching this as it happens, to chime in with
the Facebook live comments section, or if you want to
text us at two two five, two six, we have
that avenue open as well.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Whatever works best for you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So holiday plans, Taco Bob, I think I had asked you.
You're you're staying local? Hi, You're not doing anything?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, Normally you know, I'll like shoot down to the
keys or or something like that, but it's I'm looking
for something real quick. It's one of those things where
I'm like, well, I have something, let's say on Tuesday
of next week, so that would ruin a trip to
the Keys. Then I have something, well Thursday is Christmas, correct,
(01:17):
and then so that that takes and then that weekend
I have a golf chart, an annual golf tournament chair.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
The answer is your local.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. I had to know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I really had to think about it because I have
some planned every two days an event.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I'm kind of like.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Where it's great,
they're fun events, but I'm also oh, I'll get deeper
on that in a second, but I'm also kind of humm,
I can't do a Keys trip in two days.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That just sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But it all depends also how my how my physical goes.
I think I'm gonna get freaking riot acted today.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh is it your annual physical?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Boy, you pushed that late as far as you late
in the year as you could.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's just when I scheduled it, which my buddies pointed out,
they said, why do you do it in December?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't know. I need to reschedule it till like
February for next year or what.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm sure I'm gonna be going back in February after
they get my results.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But I did it real, I did it what. I
went a happy hour last night, but I did my
I did my annual physical.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm doing it real. I'm gonna tell the doctor. I'm
gonna say, look, I'm I'm following apart, doc. Now, I'm
in great shape, go to the gym each day. I'm
talking about my insides. I have a feeling a little
thing that starts with an L might have an issue.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it ain't my laby because I ain't got.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Them little pissies. But anyway, no, my lever. I have
a feeling that. But I'm gonna tell them.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
If you've been taking your milk thistle.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah I have, and I got that.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I heard about this new stuff called dose and that
that stuff's supposed to like be awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
For for your body and everything.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But it's ten bucks a pill or a packet. So anyway,
I'm just gonna tell my doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What is making you think you have a liver issue.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Because I drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So hey, well, I'm gonna talk to the doctor and say, look,
I did I'm just doing a true reading of where
I am and if you're probably not gonna like it whatever.
I just I'm sponsored by a beer company. I like
to party, you know. I don't smoke crank, so there's
some upsides and I'm just gonna see what it looks like.
(03:29):
You know, I drink plenty of water, so yeah, that
could change vacation a little bit. That charity golf turam
is great because it's for charity, but that golf tourna
is really gonna suck if I can't drink. But I'll
just probably eat a gummy. Think if I gotta quit drinking,
I'll go to gummies.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're at the level where you think the doctor may
tell you have to quit drinking. First it was a
smoking and now no more drinking. I guess I couldn't
even imagine that version of you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't think that he'd say that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, I mean, I don't want to get personal and
hip of stuff with your health and whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I got questions later.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'll talk about whatever you want. Are you talking about
the liver?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah? Did they tell you you have to quit drinking?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No? My liver is in fantastic condition. Cool, it has
been for about three years.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Perfect. Yeah, I meant.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I meant at one point did they tell you that?
I remember when it was not in fantastic.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
There was actually about a six month period where I
was very, very very concerned.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Did they tell you though, Hey, you need to stop drinking.
That's what I want to Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It was a combination of several things. That was one
of them. And the word was The word stop was
never used. It was moderate yourself. And I have done that,
and I've made a conscious effort to do that, and
it's made all the difference in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Figures, I do need to change mind from December, the
end of December to.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
February, because February it's easier.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Football season's done, you know, we're not going out with
beer companies and everything, and then for football. And also
I can try that thing they called dry January. I
think I might try it. I think Doc's gonna probably
tell me to but I think I might try it
and start h January fifth, first day we're back at work, okay,
(05:21):
because I.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Have stuff leading up to the fourth going on a
fishing trip, right, all involves drinking rights. What do you
do when you're out in the boat fishing, That's it.
You got a gold star for the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
They're advocating on Facebook to just quit drinking and smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Of course that are always the answer, always the answer. Right, Well, well,
good luck man. Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised and everything will.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Be all right. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What's the thing you always tell me, worrying about it
is praying for it to app right, And.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm not gonna worry.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I was a little concern and going into it, and
that's why I said, fitt, I'll get a happy hour
with you guys. But so that's my vacation plans. What
suped you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I had a very interesting scenario present itself within the
last twelve hours. You're gonna love this, Okay, Well, I
knew you were going to Kansas, driving out to Kansas City, Kansas,
which is where my daughter lives. Yes, there's a Kansas City,
Kansas and a Kansas City, Missouri. They're right next to
each other on the state line.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Wait, does your dog have diarrhea?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What you said I was gonna love this? I thought
maybe because my buddy was doing a trip to.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
North Florida where that come from.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Because you said you're gonna love this and I'm thinking
what my buddy.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Brian had to do. His dogs had diarrhea and they
had to drive to Tennessee. Said they had to postpone
the trip two days.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So if our dog Otis is coming along for the trip,
he does not have diarrhea that I'm aware of, and
he loves being in the truck, so we should be
fine anyway. Uh No, it involves something in Kansas City
that you love, Bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Bob Oh Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So my daughter hits me yesterday and says, uh, want
to go to the Chiefs game on Christmas Night at
Arrowhead Stadium, And I hadn't thought about it. It's funny
because Bob is, you know, a big Chiefs fan. Obviously,
the Chiefs now know they're out of the playoffs. Patrick
Mahomes done for the season, and they just had a horrible,
(07:29):
horrible year. Even last weekend there were some empty seats,
which I commented on earlier in the week empty seats
at Arrowhead, which you don't have if you don't ever see.
So that is now being reflected in the ticket market,
where as of yesterday, thirty bucks and I told her,
I said, yes, let's do that Christmas night game. I said,
(07:52):
let's do that. Don't get the tickets yet, though, I said,
we can get him even cheaper. I'm telling you, once
we get closer, they'll be even cheaper.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Aren't you going to be full?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
And you know Christmas night because you're eating Christmas lunch
or dinner, you know, your Christmas feast.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We'll say, well, yeah, I mean, but it's not like Thanksgiving, man,
I mean we're we're maybe we'll have Christmas Eve dinner
instead of you know, blowing it up big on Christmas Day.
But that's I'm just saying. You being the Chiefs fan
and me really not liking the Chiefs, but I have
a great appreciation for their their you know, their organization,
(08:28):
the Arrowhead Stadium, the craziness of the crowd and the
whole scene. I want to take that in.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh yeah, who's their quarterback?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It'll be Gardner Minshew the mustache. They are playing the Broncos,
so it could be a blowout, could be an absolute blowout.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's sell slaughter.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Do I have the balls to go and openly root
for the Broncos, who I really don't give a rat
sass about either?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Or should I just sit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
On my hands just sit on my hands, just watch
the game, and you cheer for each team who cares well. No,
I wouldn't be cheering for Denver in there. Hey, Kansas
City people are chill. Well, that's pretty chill. They're they're
hardcore when it comes to the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh I know.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So anyway, so it looks like we're gonna end up
doing that on Christmas night. That was not in the
game plan originally for the trip.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You'll have to follow up with everybody and let us
know what you end up getting them for.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah. Now I'm confident they'll be uh, significantly less than that.
Just stop and think about it. I think I mentioned
this to Mark Daniels in the hallway conversation. It's like
I told him what I just told you, okay, and
he goes, oh god, he goes, you could probably walk
up and get him for ten bucks outside the stadium
day of I'm like, I don't know if I want
to risk that play paying for parking.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And then how far is the stadium too from where
my daughter lives. Yeah, ten minutes, I don't know, Yeah,
ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So you could just as you're driving up get tickets
from somebody you know on the side of the roads
doing it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You haven't even paid for park.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yet, so we'll see. But that should be fun, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Secure of the tickets. I know you, and you're going
to be stressed if you don't, if you wait until
like day of to try to walk up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I know you'll look at me like I'm crazy
when I say this, and many of you will think
I'm crazy when I say this. But the weather is
going to be incredibly warm for this time of year,
not only there in the Kansas City area, but a
good chunk of the country. Christmas Day there right now,
the forecast says high have sixty eight degrees about twenty
five degrees off.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, yeah, so uh well, I mean, what's it going
to be seventy seven here right?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I was hoping that, you know, we'd have a little
bit of a Christmas feel while we were there, but
it doesn't look like it's going to be. Although for
the driving part of it, I'll take the forecast. I
wouldn't have been too crazy about driving through snow or ice,
which could could have been a real possibility this time
of year.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And that's what I asked you at the beginning when
you first said that you were going to Kansas for this, uh,
to visit the daughters. Oh, are you a little concerned
about driving on ice? Because if it's me, I've done it.
But I don't like it, so that's.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Not even gonna factor and so I'm not worried about it.
So bottom line is, in the span of about six months,
I will have gone to a Kansas City Royals game
and now a Chiefs game. Stadiums are right next door
to each other.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
He went to the Royals game because it was hot dog.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Night, dollar hot dog Night. That was back in July.
Uh huh, that was awesome, man. Yeah. The funny part
about that was, you know you go it was again.
It was me, the wife and the daughter. We go
to the Royals game, dollar hot dog Night. We all
get a you know, a couple of hot dogs when
we go in.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And you know, so you're at six bucks.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's perfect. You want anything to drink, Yeah, you're in
a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, then back to my story, you gotta have a
cold beer top in the fourteen dollars beers all of
a sudden, dollar hot dog Night.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's in such a great deal. Anymore. Eh, you know,
take one with the other.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So anyway, so that's that's the latest development for our
trip out to Case.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, so the schedule give or take, so you drive
where you stop in the first night we're plowing.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
We're gonna leave on Monday morning at two am, which
is about when I usually start my day. So the
thought process here is leave it when I usually start
my day for work, which is two am, put a
lot of miles under us, and do the bulk of
the driving the first day. We're going to stay uh
in Paducah, Kentucky for the first overnight. Then we'll have
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a very short second day to close in on Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, good, I like the angle.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
My wife can sleep for you know, the bulk of
the night time driving, and you know, just get out
of state of Florida, hopefully past Atlanta before rush hour.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
M hm ah.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah that's the plan.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Because yeah, I got you. That's the plan day wise. Cool.
I hope you guys have a good trip there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Did and then coming back, we're gonna I split it
right in half and stop in uh Chattanooga for the overnight.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh yeah, it gets you, It gets you some Tennessee in.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
There and uh, in fact, it was funny last time
we drove up there and we went through Chattanooga. I'm like,
I like this area. I like this area because we're
looking ultimately to land in Tennessee down the road. So
we spend a little extra time there this trip.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
That was gonna be my question because last time you
spend a little extra time there.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
In another part of Tennessee that we we thought we
might have interesting. I was like, nah, uh huh, but this,
you know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, Chattanooga's nice, it's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. So anyway,
I was gonna ask you something about this show.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But that's the holiday plan.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, New Year's Eve, will you still be there? We'll
be back back for New Year's Okay, we're just going
a week. Okay, cool. I'll keep an eye on things.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I appreciate that. I appreciate that, all right, So I.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That might I mean literally, Pat, I'll keep an eye
on things because I yea.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Again you know today I'm not worried about it whatever.
All right, Yeah, looked last night he is.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I can't believe you went out with us and you
have your physical advice. I said, well, it's the last
time we'll all hang out before the before the new year,
and you know everybody, all of them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Are going half of them are going away.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And what, well you you said something I don't even
know if you realize what you said, it really makes
a lot of sense. You're like, you know what, I'll
just go and get results based on how I normally
just handle myself day to day. So you're gonna get
You're gonna get a more accurate baseline of what you
need to work on, or maybe don't have any concerns
(14:49):
about needlessly cones.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's exactly why I said what I said, and I've
said that to those guys too before Happy Hour.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Then I said it at happy hour when somebody asked
me there, I was like.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Get a true reading.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Why bullshit him the whole way, like all you guys,
how many beers last night?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
One of my Halloween.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Before I answered that, let me think one of my
buddies does his February, because every year he does dry January.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
This is wild Bill. He is the most tripped out dude.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So he's trying to throw the curve off.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He's like seventy three years old.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Has a full genius, has a full bag of mushrooms
in his freezer. Yeah, yeah, he's a trip. But anyway,
so he Yeah, he throws the curve off by doing
dry Jenuine then February. But anyway, he's healthy. He goes
to gym every day and it looks good. So yeah,
how many beers I have last night?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not many? I wasn't. It wasn't purposely.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I just knew that, you know, I didn't want to
get sauce on a weekday night, Wednesday night.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
So I uh what three? Three, four? And then one
at a different place than our friends out?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
How many before you want?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
None? None?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay? Do you drink beer every day?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I usually have a beer with lunch. I drink at
night too, Sorry that's a comedians.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Do you drink beer every day? I drink at night
at night? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay, all right, Well be curiously. You'll have to let
us know if oh yeah, if you're gonna have to
make a drastic change.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, change is good. If I had to, all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Sweet, you haven't even started your Christmas shopping you mentioned earlier.
You haven't done nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I gave my dollar. We told our daughters. Really, look man,
two of you in college. Even though they have.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Scholarship stuff and whatever, it's expensive still, and we told them, look,
things are a little tight this year compared to normal.
So and usually we get a big check from my
parents my anyway, long story with that, but so I
just we figured out, hey, girls, you're gonna get two
(16:57):
fifty each. You can either buy your own stuff or
we can pick it out, but we're not going above
two fifty. So I had the younger one I sent,
I asked her she needed I fired off two fifty.
So I've venmoed that I'm done, and then I'm gonna
get a gift card for my wife, probably after my physical.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The gift of cash is more and more desired. I've
seen a lot of pieces on that here in the
last few weeks where people are like, we need cash. Yeah,
if you want to get me something, cash the best
you know. I've always thought that, and the people will
go whether it's no creativity or thought put into that,
it gives a shit.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's thought that it's in my bank and I can
get my headges cut.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And what it does is it frees you up to
do whatever you want with that cash. That's that should
be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, so anyway, precisely, and that's what we told him.
That's been my argument for years. You knew that with
Remember my wife said, you're just not thoughtful that you
just get me a gift.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Card every for every event. I said, because I want
you to be able to buy what you want. If
I go buy you a pair of panties, you're gonna
have granny panties.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You know what I'm saying, You're gonna have. I'm not
good at that shit. That's not my forte.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I've done through trial and error over the years, attempting
to go into certain gift categories and go to buy
something for you know, I'll use my wife as an example,
and she's the return queen and she makes no bones
about it, and you know, I'd give her something and
she'll go, oh that's you know, and I can read
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her body language immediately. All right, I missed the mark again.
God damn it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Hey, you know, you know, I know that's how it
is with my mom when she gives us stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
She has the costco receipts in there. If you need
to do whatever. Did you hear about the return penalties?
Return where you do different stores like Target.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh, they've shortened the window on when you can return stuff.
I know a lot of reach.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And also yeah, there's some some about receipts and money
involved that you'll need to pay if you're returning to
nip in the bud the football Yeah Google, just to
nip in the bud. Somebody buying for the Super Bowl
a big TV and then returning it the next.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Day, that is that's that dick. That is an ass
bag dick move. And you know every year when this
comes up, we always get a few folks who are like, yeah,
I do that. I don't think twice about it.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Come on, man, give return it into the damn TV
with some nacho cheese on on it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The other thing, too, is let's be realistic. If you
really really want to get a new TV, there's the
prices on those things. You may not get the greatest
with all the bells and whistles cheap. You get a
big ass TV for relatively cheap.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now you want to hear the return thing and we
may want to do this. Where is this set?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Here we go bring it up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
On the last show, I was thinking Christmas music. Yeah,
look has some Hot Black, Chick, Check, Christmas, Shop and Pat.
Here's a list of retailers that have return fees and
how much they charge, according to Yahoo Shopping and Parade.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm going to read you from the get go, so
I don't step in it by just headlining. You know.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
While some retailers will waive those fees if you drop
off your returns in person or if you or if
you're a rewards member, the majority of the retailers have
some kind some kind of policy where there's going to
be a fee for returns three to four months of
all three to four or sorry, three fourths of all
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retailers imposed some kind of return fee, according to National
Retail Federation.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Here's a list of retailers.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Best Buy forty five bucks, Marshall's eleven ninety nine, TJ
Max eleven ninety nine, Macy's nine ninety nine, j C
Pennies eight dollars, Jay Crew seven point fifty.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Buy your crap through Amazon, buy it through.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
They Amazon, and I believe is doing it.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Too, Amazon doing returning. I'm not gonna say that for sure.
Let me let I said, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And if these retailers are doing that and they want
to start complaining about well, Amazon's putting out a business. Well, hello,
look in the mirror. You're doing stuff like that. It's
not consumer friendly.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I'll forward this to you. They're chucky.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Love to learn more about that. I'm not that really
worried about it, because I don't think I'm going to
really have anything to return.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
No, I know that if Costco that I'd be screwed,
because my mom will get me golf clubs again, even
though I don't even though it use golf clubs.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
How many times does she bought you golf clubs every Christmas?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
She's got dozens of bags of golf clubs in its garage.
No gloves, oh gloves. I thought you club not clubs.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Holy if she was buying me golf clubs, then I
would be returning. I go, oh yeah, Patty, oh yeah, seriously.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I mean, you can get a deal on Calloway's at Costco,
and that's still I think, like six hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
All right, I'm some copying this for you. Okay, do
a little read on it.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I know you're not shopping in those retailers because you're
done with yours, right.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm done. Yeah, I have one delivery that is scheduled
to be here tomorrow, and if that shows up on time,
everything seamless, buttoned up, good to go.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh you know what I have to do.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I have to get my tips for my like I
tipped loope or cleaning lady yesterday I tipped.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I need to get tip money.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
For the yard guy Doyle say goodbye's weed mailman trash guy. Yeah,
I gotta get cash for him because I'm not going
to write them checks.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Let's not start the tipping debate.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh no, we're not debating. Okay, I'm just saying what
I have to do about you?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, Hey, well can we Before we wrap it up,
let's take a moment to thank you who are watching
into or listening and on the podcast or you know,
just check us out from time to time. Thank you
again for another great ear. We say this all the time,
and we truly mean it.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It may sound like we don't because we say it
so much, but yes, as Pat said, we truly mean it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
We care what you think. We try and strive to
provide a break from all things life, a little getaway opportunity.
Every morning on the radio, there's.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Bad stuff all over the news.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
There is, and we're not going to turn a blind
eye to it, and we don't, but we try to.
We say this is not try to overthink things too much,
and that you've all stuck around and stood by us
and supported us for all these years. It really means
a lot because without you, we don't get to do
this job. And we do not forget that for one
single second.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, and support has been really good. Knock onmwood from
all of you. And we've known the majority of you,
some of you up to thirty years, and you know
you're like friends and family to us, and thank you
for supporting the show, not getting all soft.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
On it, just being honest, being honest, and we want
you and your family to have a wonderful, happy and
safe holiday season.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah whatever you celebrate, enjoy it all right.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
So with that, we're gonna wrap things up for this
week and this year as far as the Off the
Air podcast goes. If you're new to this, you can
go back and listen to all the previous ones. We've
done the most every week all year long, except on
vacation weeks.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Right, So, yeah, oh god, that's what I was as shit.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I meant to text a somebody earlier who goes, man,
I hate this time of year.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
We're gonna miss you guys.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
And you know, I miss the show here in the show,
and you just go to the podcast, like Lynch said,
w j r R dot com dot com slash podcast,
there are thousands, am I.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, all the show segments are there, not only just
the podcast, but the show segments, all the idiotologies and so,
I mean, you.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Know, for years and years.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
All right, so all right, let's let's punch out here
and we will be back for one last hurrah on
Friday morning. And again, happy holidays, be safe, and thank
you for your support for so many years.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
We appreciate it.
All right, Hello everybody, Welcome to the Lynch and Taco
(00:03):
Morning Show podcast called Off the Air, our final podcast
for twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Taco Bob, it's weird to say that, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
When I said it earlier on the show, I was like,
it's kind of I'd to say, Well.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We've been commenting all year how quickly the year has
flown by, and while here we are in the waning
stages of it.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
And I'm not the We're not the only ones that
think that. I've talked to so many other people who
have right out together.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
God, this year is flying, no doubt.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It truly is no doubt.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
So wherever we go today, we go feel free. If
you're watching this as it happens, to chime in with
the Facebook live comments section, or if you want to
text us at two two five, two six, we have
that avenue open as well.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Whatever works best for you.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
So holiday plans, Taco Bob, I think I had asked you.
You're you're staying local? Hi, You're not doing anything?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, Normally you know, I'll like shoot down to the
keys or or something like that, but it's I'm looking
for something real quick. It's one of those things where
I'm like, well, I have something, let's say on Tuesday
of next week, so that would ruin a trip to
the Keys. Then I have something, well Thursday is Christmas, correct,
(01:17):
and then so that that takes and then that weekend
I have a golf chart, an annual golf tournament chair.
Speaker 1 (01:25):
The answer is your local.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Yeah. I had to know.
Speaker 3 (01:27):
I really had to think about it because I have
some planned every two days an event.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
So I'm kind of like.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Stuck between a rock and a hard place. Where it's great,
they're fun events, but I'm also oh, I'll get deeper
on that in a second, but I'm also kind of humm,
I can't do a Keys trip in two days.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
That just sucks.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
But it all depends also how my how my physical goes.
I think I'm gonna get freaking riot acted today.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Oh is it your annual physical?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Huh?
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Boy, you pushed that late as far as you late
in the year as you could.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
That's just when I scheduled it, which my buddies pointed out,
they said, why do you do it in December?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
I don't know. I need to reschedule it till like
February for next year or what.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I'm sure I'm gonna be going back in February after
they get my results.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
But I did it real, I did it what. I
went a happy hour last night, but I did my
I did my annual physical.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
I'm doing it real. I'm gonna tell the doctor. I'm
gonna say, look, I'm I'm following apart, doc. Now, I'm
in great shape, go to the gym each day. I'm
talking about my insides. I have a feeling a little
thing that starts with an L might have an issue.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
And it ain't my laby because I ain't got.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Them little pissies. But anyway, no, my lever. I have
a feeling that. But I'm gonna tell them.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
If you've been taking your milk thistle.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Yeah I have, and I got that.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I heard about this new stuff called dose and that
that stuff's supposed to like be awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
For for your body and everything.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
But it's ten bucks a pill or a packet. So anyway,
I'm just gonna tell my doctor.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
What is making you think you have a liver issue.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Because I drink a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
So hey, well, I'm gonna talk to the doctor and say, look,
I did I'm just doing a true reading of where
I am and if you're probably not gonna like it whatever.
I just I'm sponsored by a beer company. I like
to party, you know. I don't smoke crank, so there's
some upsides and I'm just gonna see what it looks like.
(03:29):
You know, I drink plenty of water, so yeah, that
could change vacation a little bit. That charity golf turam
is great because it's for charity, but that golf tourna
is really gonna suck if I can't drink. But I'll
just probably eat a gummy. Think if I gotta quit drinking,
I'll go to gummies.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
You're at the level where you think the doctor may
tell you have to quit drinking. First it was a
smoking and now no more drinking. I guess I couldn't
even imagine that version of you.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
I don't think that he'd say that.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Okay, I mean, I don't want to get personal and
hip of stuff with your health and whatever.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I got questions later.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'll talk about whatever you want. Are you talking about
the liver?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah? Did they tell you you have to quit drinking?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
No? My liver is in fantastic condition. Cool, it has
been for about three years.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Perfect. Yeah, I meant.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I meant at one point did they tell you that?
I remember when it was not in fantastic.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
There was actually about a six month period where I
was very, very very concerned.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Did they tell you though, Hey, you need to stop drinking.
That's what I want to Uh.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
It was a combination of several things. That was one
of them. And the word was The word stop was
never used. It was moderate yourself. And I have done that,
and I've made a conscious effort to do that, and
it's made all the difference in the world.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Figures, I do need to change mind from December, the
end of December to.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
February, because February it's easier.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Football season's done, you know, we're not going out with
beer companies and everything, and then for football. And also
I can try that thing they called dry January. I
think I might try it. I think Doc's gonna probably
tell me to but I think I might try it
and start h January fifth, first day we're back at work, okay,
(05:21):
because I.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Have stuff leading up to the fourth going on a
fishing trip, right, all involves drinking rights. What do you
do when you're out in the boat fishing, That's it.
You got a gold star for the correct answer.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
They're advocating on Facebook to just quit drinking and smoke weed.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Dude.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Of course that are always the answer, always the answer. Right, Well, well,
good luck man. Maybe you'll be pleasantly surprised and everything will.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Be all right. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
What's the thing you always tell me, worrying about it
is praying for it to app right, And.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
I'm not gonna worry.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I was a little concern and going into it, and
that's why I said, fitt, I'll get a happy hour
with you guys. But so that's my vacation plans. What
suped you?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I had a very interesting scenario present itself within the
last twelve hours. You're gonna love this, Okay, Well, I
knew you were going to Kansas, driving out to Kansas City, Kansas,
which is where my daughter lives. Yes, there's a Kansas City,
Kansas and a Kansas City, Missouri. They're right next to
each other on the state line.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Wait, does your dog have diarrhea?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What you said I was gonna love this? I thought
maybe because my buddy was doing a trip to.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
North Florida where that come from.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Because you said you're gonna love this and I'm thinking
what my buddy.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Brian had to do. His dogs had diarrhea and they
had to drive to Tennessee. Said they had to postpone
the trip two days.
Speaker 1 (06:48):
So if our dog Otis is coming along for the trip,
he does not have diarrhea that I'm aware of, and
he loves being in the truck, so we should be
fine anyway. Uh No, it involves something in Kansas City
that you love, Bandwagon.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Bob Oh Kansas City Chiefs.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
So my daughter hits me yesterday and says, uh, want
to go to the Chiefs game on Christmas Night at
Arrowhead Stadium, And I hadn't thought about it. It's funny
because Bob is, you know, a big Chiefs fan. Obviously,
the Chiefs now know they're out of the playoffs. Patrick
Mahomes done for the season, and they just had a horrible,
(07:29):
horrible year. Even last weekend there were some empty seats,
which I commented on earlier in the week empty seats
at Arrowhead, which you don't have if you don't ever see.
So that is now being reflected in the ticket market,
where as of yesterday, thirty bucks and I told her,
I said, yes, let's do that Christmas night game. I said,
(07:52):
let's do that. Don't get the tickets yet, though, I said,
we can get him even cheaper. I'm telling you, once
we get closer, they'll be even cheaper.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Aren't you going to be full?
Speaker 3 (08:01):
And you know Christmas night because you're eating Christmas lunch
or dinner, you know, your Christmas feast.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
We'll say, well, yeah, I mean, but it's not like Thanksgiving, man,
I mean we're we're maybe we'll have Christmas Eve dinner
instead of you know, blowing it up big on Christmas Day.
But that's I'm just saying. You being the Chiefs fan
and me really not liking the Chiefs, but I have
a great appreciation for their their you know, their organization,
(08:28):
the Arrowhead Stadium, the craziness of the crowd and the
whole scene. I want to take that in.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Oh yeah, who's their quarterback?
Speaker 1 (08:36):
It'll be Gardner Minshew the mustache. They are playing the Broncos,
so it could be a blowout, could be an absolute blowout.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
That's sell slaughter.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Do I have the balls to go and openly root
for the Broncos, who I really don't give a rat
sass about either?
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Or should I just sit.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
On my hands just sit on my hands, just watch
the game, and you cheer for each team who cares well. No,
I wouldn't be cheering for Denver in there. Hey, Kansas
City people are chill. Well, that's pretty chill. They're they're
hardcore when it comes to the Chiefs.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Oh I know.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
So anyway, so it looks like we're gonna end up
doing that on Christmas night. That was not in the
game plan originally for the trip.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You'll have to follow up with everybody and let us
know what you end up getting them for.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
Yeah. Now I'm confident they'll be uh, significantly less than that.
Just stop and think about it. I think I mentioned
this to Mark Daniels in the hallway conversation. It's like
I told him what I just told you, okay, and
he goes, oh god, he goes, you could probably walk
up and get him for ten bucks outside the stadium
day of I'm like, I don't know if I want
to risk that play paying for parking.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
And then how far is the stadium too from where
my daughter lives. Yeah, ten minutes, I don't know, Yeah,
ten minutes.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Ten minutes.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
So you could just as you're driving up get tickets
from somebody you know on the side of the roads
doing it.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
You haven't even paid for park.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Yet, so we'll see. But that should be fun, yeah, and.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Secure of the tickets. I know you, and you're going
to be stressed if you don't, if you wait until
like day of to try to walk up.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
And I know you'll look at me like I'm crazy
when I say this, and many of you will think
I'm crazy when I say this. But the weather is
going to be incredibly warm for this time of year,
not only there in the Kansas City area, but a
good chunk of the country. Christmas Day there right now,
the forecast says high have sixty eight degrees about twenty
five degrees off.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Yeah, yeah, so uh well, I mean, what's it going
to be seventy seven here right?
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:36):
I was hoping that, you know, we'd have a little
bit of a Christmas feel while we were there, but
it doesn't look like it's going to be. Although for
the driving part of it, I'll take the forecast. I
wouldn't have been too crazy about driving through snow or ice,
which could could have been a real possibility this time
of year.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
And that's what I asked you at the beginning when
you first said that you were going to Kansas for this, uh,
to visit the daughters. Oh, are you a little concerned
about driving on ice? Because if it's me, I've done it.
But I don't like it, so that's.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
Not even gonna factor and so I'm not worried about it.
So bottom line is, in the span of about six months,
I will have gone to a Kansas City Royals game
and now a Chiefs game. Stadiums are right next door
to each other.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
He went to the Royals game because it was hot dog.
Speaker 1 (11:21):
Night, dollar hot dog Night. That was back in July.
Uh huh, that was awesome, man. Yeah. The funny part
about that was, you know you go it was again.
It was me, the wife and the daughter. We go
to the Royals game, dollar hot dog Night. We all
get a you know, a couple of hot dogs when
we go in.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
And you know, so you're at six bucks.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
It's perfect. You want anything to drink, Yeah, you're in
a baseball game.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
Yeah, then back to my story, you gotta have a
cold beer top in the fourteen dollars beers all of
a sudden, dollar hot dog Night.
Speaker 2 (11:54):
It's in such a great deal. Anymore. Eh, you know,
take one with the other.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So anyway, so that's that's the latest development for our
trip out to Case.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Okay, so the schedule give or take, so you drive
where you stop in the first night we're plowing.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
We're gonna leave on Monday morning at two am, which
is about when I usually start my day. So the
thought process here is leave it when I usually start
my day for work, which is two am, put a
lot of miles under us, and do the bulk of
the driving the first day. We're going to stay uh
in Paducah, Kentucky for the first overnight. Then we'll have
(12:34):
a very short second day to close in on Kansas City.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Okay, good, I like the angle.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
My wife can sleep for you know, the bulk of
the night time driving, and you know, just get out
of state of Florida, hopefully past Atlanta before rush hour.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
M hm ah.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah that's the plan.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Because yeah, I got you. That's the plan day wise. Cool.
I hope you guys have a good trip there.
Speaker 1 (12:57):
Did and then coming back, we're gonna I split it
right in half and stop in uh Chattanooga for the overnight.
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Oh yeah, it gets you, It gets you some Tennessee in.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
There and uh, in fact, it was funny last time
we drove up there and we went through Chattanooga. I'm like,
I like this area. I like this area because we're
looking ultimately to land in Tennessee down the road. So
we spend a little extra time there this trip.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
That's okay.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
That was gonna be my question because last time you
spend a little extra time there.
Speaker 1 (13:26):
In another part of Tennessee that we we thought we
might have interesting. I was like, nah, uh huh, but this,
you know, we'll see.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Well, Chattanooga's nice, it's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome. So anyway,
I was gonna ask you something about this show.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
But that's the holiday plan.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah, New Year's Eve, will you still be there? We'll
be back back for New Year's Okay, we're just going
a week. Okay, cool. I'll keep an eye on things.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I appreciate that. I appreciate that, all right, So I.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
That might I mean literally, Pat, I'll keep an eye
on things because I yea.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Again you know today I'm not worried about it whatever.
All right, Yeah, looked last night he is.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
I can't believe you went out with us and you
have your physical advice. I said, well, it's the last
time we'll all hang out before the before the new year,
and you know everybody, all of them.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
Are going half of them are going away.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
And what, well you you said something I don't even
know if you realize what you said, it really makes
a lot of sense. You're like, you know what, I'll
just go and get results based on how I normally
just handle myself day to day. So you're gonna get
You're gonna get a more accurate baseline of what you
need to work on, or maybe don't have any concerns
(14:49):
about needlessly cones.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That's exactly why I said what I said, and I've
said that to those guys too before Happy Hour.
Speaker 3 (14:57):
Then I said it at happy hour when somebody asked
me there, I was like.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Get a true reading.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Why bullshit him the whole way, like all you guys,
how many beers last night?
Speaker 2 (15:06):
One of my Halloween.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Before I answered that, let me think one of my
buddies does his February, because every year he does dry January.
Speaker 2 (15:16):
This is wild Bill. He is the most tripped out dude.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
So he's trying to throw the curve off.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
He's like seventy three years old.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Has a full genius, has a full bag of mushrooms
in his freezer. Yeah, yeah, he's a trip. But anyway,
so he Yeah, he throws the curve off by doing
dry Jenuine then February. But anyway, he's healthy. He goes
to gym every day and it looks good. So yeah,
how many beers I have last night?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Not many? I wasn't. It wasn't purposely.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I just knew that, you know, I didn't want to
get sauce on a weekday night, Wednesday night.
Speaker 2 (15:50):
So I uh what three? Three, four? And then one
at a different place than our friends out?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
How many before you want?
Speaker 2 (16:00):
None? None?
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Okay? Do you drink beer every day?
Speaker 3 (16:04):
I usually have a beer with lunch. I drink at
night too, Sorry that's a comedians.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Do you drink beer every day? I drink at night
at night? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Okay, all right, Well be curiously. You'll have to let
us know if oh yeah, if you're gonna have to
make a drastic change.
Speaker 2 (16:21):
Yeah, change is good. If I had to, all right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Sweet, you haven't even started your Christmas shopping you mentioned earlier.
You haven't done nothing yet.
Speaker 2 (16:31):
I gave my dollar. We told our daughters. Really, look man,
two of you in college. Even though they have.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Scholarship stuff and whatever, it's expensive still, and we told them, look,
things are a little tight this year compared to normal.
So and usually we get a big check from my
parents my anyway, long story with that, but so I
just we figured out, hey, girls, you're gonna get two
(16:57):
fifty each. You can either buy your own stuff or
we can pick it out, but we're not going above
two fifty. So I had the younger one I sent,
I asked her she needed I fired off two fifty.
So I've venmoed that I'm done, and then I'm gonna
get a gift card for my wife, probably after my physical.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
The gift of cash is more and more desired. I've
seen a lot of pieces on that here in the
last few weeks where people are like, we need cash. Yeah,
if you want to get me something, cash the best
you know. I've always thought that, and the people will
go whether it's no creativity or thought put into that,
it gives a shit.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
It's thought that it's in my bank and I can
get my headges cut.
Speaker 1 (17:37):
And what it does is it frees you up to
do whatever you want with that cash. That's that should
be fantastic.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, so anyway, precisely, and that's what we told him.
That's been my argument for years. You knew that with
Remember my wife said, you're just not thoughtful that you
just get me a gift.
Speaker 3 (17:55):
Card every for every event. I said, because I want
you to be able to buy what you want. If
I go buy you a pair of panties, you're gonna
have granny panties.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
You know what I'm saying, You're gonna have. I'm not
good at that shit. That's not my forte.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
I've done through trial and error over the years, attempting
to go into certain gift categories and go to buy
something for you know, I'll use my wife as an example,
and she's the return queen and she makes no bones
about it, and you know, I'd give her something and
she'll go, oh that's you know, and I can read
(18:30):
her body language immediately. All right, I missed the mark again.
God damn it.
Speaker 3 (18:34):
Hey, you know, you know, I know that's how it
is with my mom when she gives us stuff.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
She has the costco receipts in there. If you need
to do whatever. Did you hear about the return penalties?
Return where you do different stores like Target.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Oh, they've shortened the window on when you can return stuff.
I know a lot of reach.
Speaker 3 (18:53):
And also yeah, there's some some about receipts and money
involved that you'll need to pay if you're returning to
nip in the bud the football Yeah Google, just to
nip in the bud. Somebody buying for the Super Bowl
a big TV and then returning it the next.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
Day, that is that's that dick. That is an ass
bag dick move. And you know every year when this
comes up, we always get a few folks who are like, yeah,
I do that. I don't think twice about it.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
Come on, man, give return it into the damn TV
with some nacho cheese on on it.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Now.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
The other thing, too, is let's be realistic. If you
really really want to get a new TV, there's the
prices on those things. You may not get the greatest
with all the bells and whistles cheap. You get a
big ass TV for relatively cheap.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now you want to hear the return thing and we
may want to do this. Where is this set?
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Uh?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Here we go bring it up tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
On the last show, I was thinking Christmas music. Yeah,
look has some Hot Black, Chick, Check, Christmas, Shop and Pat.
Here's a list of retailers that have return fees and
how much they charge, according to Yahoo Shopping and Parade.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
I'm going to read you from the get go, so
I don't step in it by just headlining. You know.
Speaker 3 (20:17):
While some retailers will waive those fees if you drop
off your returns in person or if you or if
you're a rewards member, the majority of the retailers have
some kind some kind of policy where there's going to
be a fee for returns three to four months of
all three to four or sorry, three fourths of all
(20:37):
retailers imposed some kind of return fee, according to National
Retail Federation.
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Here's a list of retailers.
Speaker 3 (20:44):
Best Buy forty five bucks, Marshall's eleven ninety nine, TJ
Max eleven ninety nine, Macy's nine ninety nine, j C
Pennies eight dollars, Jay Crew seven point fifty.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Buy your crap through Amazon, buy it through.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
They Amazon, and I believe is doing it.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Too, Amazon doing returning. I'm not gonna say that for sure.
Let me let I said, I think.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
And if these retailers are doing that and they want
to start complaining about well, Amazon's putting out a business. Well, hello,
look in the mirror. You're doing stuff like that. It's
not consumer friendly.
Speaker 2 (21:18):
I'll forward this to you. They're chucky.
Speaker 1 (21:20):
Love to learn more about that. I'm not that really
worried about it, because I don't think I'm going to
really have anything to return.
Speaker 3 (21:25):
No, I know that if Costco that I'd be screwed,
because my mom will get me golf clubs again, even
though I don't even though it use golf clubs.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
How many times does she bought you golf clubs every Christmas?
Speaker 2 (21:36):
No, I can't say that.
Speaker 1 (21:37):
She's got dozens of bags of golf clubs in its garage.
No gloves, oh gloves. I thought you club not clubs.
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Holy if she was buying me golf clubs, then I
would be returning. I go, oh yeah, Patty, oh yeah, seriously.
Speaker 3 (21:56):
I mean, you can get a deal on Calloway's at Costco,
and that's still I think, like six hundred bucks.
Speaker 2 (22:04):
All right, I'm some copying this for you. Okay, do
a little read on it.
Speaker 3 (22:08):
I know you're not shopping in those retailers because you're
done with yours, right.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
I'm done. Yeah, I have one delivery that is scheduled
to be here tomorrow, and if that shows up on time,
everything seamless, buttoned up, good to go.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
Oh you know what I have to do.
Speaker 3 (22:22):
I have to get my tips for my like I
tipped loope or cleaning lady yesterday I tipped.
Speaker 2 (22:29):
I need to get tip money.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
For the yard guy Doyle say goodbye's weed mailman trash guy. Yeah,
I gotta get cash for him because I'm not going
to write them checks.
Speaker 1 (22:41):
Let's not start the tipping debate.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Oh no, we're not debating. Okay, I'm just saying what
I have to do about you?
Speaker 1 (22:46):
All right, Hey, well can we Before we wrap it up,
let's take a moment to thank you who are watching
into or listening and on the podcast or you know,
just check us out from time to time. Thank you
again for another great ear. We say this all the time,
and we truly mean it.
Speaker 3 (23:04):
It may sound like we don't because we say it
so much, but yes, as Pat said, we truly mean it.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
We care what you think. We try and strive to
provide a break from all things life, a little getaway opportunity.
Every morning on the radio, there's.
Speaker 2 (23:24):
Bad stuff all over the news.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
There is, and we're not going to turn a blind
eye to it, and we don't, but we try to.
We say this is not try to overthink things too much,
and that you've all stuck around and stood by us
and supported us for all these years. It really means
a lot because without you, we don't get to do
this job. And we do not forget that for one
single second.
Speaker 3 (23:43):
No, and support has been really good. Knock onmwood from
all of you. And we've known the majority of you,
some of you up to thirty years, and you know
you're like friends and family to us, and thank you
for supporting the show, not getting all soft.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
On it, just being honest, being honest, and we want
you and your family to have a wonderful, happy and
safe holiday season.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yeah whatever you celebrate, enjoy it all right.
Speaker 1 (24:08):
So with that, we're gonna wrap things up for this
week and this year as far as the Off the
Air podcast goes. If you're new to this, you can
go back and listen to all the previous ones. We've
done the most every week all year long, except on
vacation weeks.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Right, So, yeah, oh god, that's what I was as shit.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
I meant to text a somebody earlier who goes, man,
I hate this time of year.
Speaker 2 (24:29):
We're gonna miss you guys.
Speaker 3 (24:30):
And you know, I miss the show here in the show,
and you just go to the podcast, like Lynch said,
w j r R dot com dot com slash podcast,
there are thousands, am I.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
Yeah, all the show segments are there, not only just
the podcast, but the show segments, all the idiotologies and so,
I mean, you.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
Know, for years and years.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
All right, so all right, let's let's punch out here
and we will be back for one last hurrah on
Friday morning. And again, happy holidays, be safe, and thank
you for your support for so many years.
Speaker 2 (25:04):
We appreciate it.
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