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(00:31):
There's dead hello case he's here with us today.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
And every single Wednesday night around eight o'clock, this gentleman
joins his buddy Ross Paget. They do a little thing
called good sauce. You guys, give it up good loud
for mister Joel Warreck. J up. What's up? Yo?
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Yeah, I'm live from soccer practice.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
You are live from soccer practice. Huh.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I'm not playing.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
That's very nice. Yeah. How you doing, big dog?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Oh? Great? And you know what, I love the fishing convo.
Fishing has It's been a big part of dad life
throughout for me.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Has it really? You know, he has two boys and
your kids are like what fifteen thirteen something like that.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Now nailed it. That's a little creepy that you knew
it for.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
Yes, I just got it from their social media when
I was oh sorry, oh.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Okay, follow. Yeah. It's funny though, because I did not
fish at all until my older son took an interest
at like four years old, and then it's kind of
been ever since. And uh, I didn't plan on talking
about this. You've got me all out of sorts, but
I was listening, as I'm prone to do, and uh,
(01:47):
fishing is huge, and it's a it's kind of a
everywhere thing, you know. Everywhere I've traveled, people are into it.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I gotta tell you, buddy, I think it's I think
it's almost I don't want to say it's a specific
father son thing because I don't want to be like that.
But I believe historically fishing has been one of those
historical father son kind of moments for many dads and sons.
I actually one of the one of the few memories
I have of my old man that was, you know,
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always kind of fun and nice, is when I would
go to his work sites during the summer, because he
would run these construction sites and I would get to
drive all the equipment and do all that cool stuff. Inevitably,
we'd go to a little area and go fishing. And
I remember that like it was yesterday. I was probably
no more than five or six years old at the time.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Well, my dad taught me to fish too.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Yeah, and you were having a good father son moment
with him.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
I was. But I do I think it all. I
think it's a bit of a rite of passage.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I think it is too. And probably the greatest vacation
I ever took in my childhood was lobster season and
the keys And there's like two weeks where you can
just go get lobsters and they're the ones without the claw,
so it's not even intimidating. And we were doing and
I had an uncle that had a boat and we
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were catching everything. It's it's humbling, you know, because the
ocean will kill you. Yeah, but it's great. It's a
good part of being a human, you know.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
When I was in high school, the guy who played
short stuff, actually I just saw him this past weekend.
And I used to go up to uh the Okaha
Waha River up near Palatka, and there's a little offshoot
called Turpentine Creek, up there that you could only get
a little John boat in, and we used to destroy
fish up there and in the Rodman Reservoir. It's great
to fish and it is truthfully one of the most
(03:32):
relaxing things you can do as a person.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, because most of it you're not catching fish, right, yeah, yeah,
And all of a sudden it's bluegill time. And then right.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
Exactly, all right, it's a good sauce tonight at eight o'clock.
Of course it's a Ross Joel and uh, you're crazy,
You're crazy, Buddy Rnado there.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Now, Yes, and we've added John as well. We kind
of created our own little Mount Rushmore. Both of these
are just people that Ross has been friends with since
middle school. Right, we have a really tight criteria. Play
what you need to be on this show me or
one of Ross's childhood friends.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
Right. The vetting process is like FBI, like yeah, it's wild.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, but and it's really turned lately.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
You know.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Ross's son just turned one and he took his first
step this week.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Yeah, we got that story yesterday and he was glowing
and I saw the video and it was kind of fun.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Oh, it's wild. He walks like Godzilla and MC hammer
had to be. I'm not calling Rob and Olivia Godzilla
and empty hammer, or maybe I am. I don't know.
It's Yeah, he's not mastered the style part of walking,
but he can get from point A to point B.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, he's not really sure of his knees yet, so
he's a stiff walking the knees like he has a
cold poop in.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
His pants those knees either. You're he's an athlete though,
I mean you can tell by looking at him it's
gonna be a Travis Kelsey shapes. Hem.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Oh yeah, he's a bruiser for sure. What do you
guys get? What do you guys get going on the
show tonight?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well, we we kind of embrace the fact that John
is his wife is pregnant, and we were trying to
describe to him our advice of what your role is
as a partner of a pregnant person. Yeah, like what
is the job description? And my suggestion that it was
(05:37):
a combination of concierge and butler.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Yeah, I would say it's a it's a mix of
get me a sandwich and screen target.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
Yeah. Yeah, sometimes you just the thing that the punching bag,
see that both emotionally and physically depending on your partner.
But really, yeah, it came down to just like an
uber that lives with you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Well, here's what I remember. Get ready, get ready for
your wife to hate something one day and then absolutely
need it the next day.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah. And you know, if you've ever watched like whose
line is it? Anyway, you're gonna need like Wayne Brady
level improv skills to deal with this.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah. Is this his first?
Speaker 2 (06:22):
This is his first?
Speaker 3 (06:24):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (06:24):
I tell you it was like last Thursday John was
single and then today he's married as a pregnant wife
and has settled down and become a Norman Rockwell painting So, uh,
a lot of life has happened to John recently. And
of course, you know, Ross is only a year into this.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
And then my old dads they were here with teenagers,
so there's a lot of different dad perspective. We're not
not much on diversity of types of people, but we're
in different players in the timeline. For sure.
Speaker 4 (06:56):
Are you acting as like a fear for the future
as they see you dealing with teenagers?
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Are they like, all right, it may not be that bad.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
I was legit about to ask that very same question.
And how much has Ross leaned on you? I mean,
you guys are very close. I mean and for people
who do not know, this is Ross's fringe partner. He's
been with him for years. But all the Fringe shows
are with Ross, and of course the video clips that
have gone viral are Ross and Joel doing the thing
at Fringe and it's brilliant. But has he leaned on
(07:25):
you for any advice during this?
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I do appreciate the compliment. I will say, fringe partner
does sound pretty gay. Yeah, well, and we're not closing
that door yet, but yeah, he's called. He called me
from the hospital to figure out how to get the
car seat out of his car to get the baby.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (07:45):
It's been from that point really on. And I don't
know that I've always been what you're supposed to do option.
I've oftentimes been a I know you shouldn't do this
because I did it example. Yeah, but either way, I
try to be a healthy resource. But Renado buys trading
(08:07):
cards off of my son, and like they're my kids
are so much older than they've kind of become like
the I don't want to say interns for the podcast,
but they're just a part of it.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
They're like, they're like.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You know, yeah, Ross's friends with my kids.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Oh that's wild, it is.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And he's been to their soccer games and uh, you
know they've known him since they were so little, right.
We didn't have this podcast until, you know, a year ago,
but all the stuff we talk about has been happening
for years. And you know, I'm the I've known Ross
the least of the people that are on the podcast,
which is funny, but we've we've still been friends for
(08:48):
quite a while. We are French partners after all.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody needs to pull him to the side.
I'm not sure this is a me thing. I mean,
Ross and I his friendship has been like six years.
You've known him for way longer, and of course the
two have known him forever. But have you guys thought
about preparing him for the fact that Miles may not
want to play soccer?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Nothing to prepare him for that. I mean, heartbreak is
something you can't be prepared for. I don't know. I
feel like I don't know if he shared with you
the projections of the size of his child. And I'm
talking for medical professionals, but he's supposed to be like
a Michael Clark Duncan vanilla version. Oh really, Yeah, he's
supposed to be legit like six or five or something crazy,
(09:31):
So I think tight end might just be a requirement.
Oh that.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Is really going to be his Yeah, what about golf?
But can you be really tall at golf?
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, golfers actually is a rule. Tall golfers aren't that good.
I mean, really, Tiger's like six to one or whatever,
any but most great players for the longest time were
like under six feet. It's harder for tall people. But
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Maybe he'll be the exception. He'll just have to like
take two pluck together or something. But I do know
that Ross is more athletic than you would think he is.
And so and Olivia is, you know, like a granola
earth mother, so I'm sure she has that going balance.
I think the dogs are good that this kid is
going to be good at some sport. And you know,
(10:18):
Ross is so positive. I think that even if it
wasn't his sport that he played, he'll at least grow
up with an appreciation.
Speaker 3 (10:25):
Yeah, yeah, that's what.
Speaker 2 (10:26):
We're talking about.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Yeah, my son grew into golf. He plays golf all
the time now. But when he was in high school
and I really wanted to play golf, he wrestled uh,
and I looked at him, I said, what are you
going to do with that? Like you, you can't wrestle
a business partner into a deal, but you can sure
talking talk one into a deal while you're playing golf,
which is why I started playing.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Say go with the wrestling.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, and by the way, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (10:46):
Know if somebody messages you can't play golf out of
an alleyway.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
You can't do that for sure. But you know, I
don't know if if humans are like dogs when you
look at a dog when it's a puppy and see
it's pause and realize that it's going to be a
big dog. But if you were, if that same thing
applies to heads, that guy, that kid is gonna be seven.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
To five taking along the walk.
Speaker 1 (11:09):
And he probably walked just by leaning over and chasing
his head so he didn't fall flat on his sace.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Yeah, he walked before any other water tower I've ever seen.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Only a friend could call you and still be your
podcast partner.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I know.
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, he's not going to listen to this, all right.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
So we have a bunch stuff coming up for Good
Sauce tonight eight o'clock right here on Real Radio one
oh four point one. If you want to download the podcast,
you can get that just go to the iHeartRadio app
type in good Sauce with Ross and Joel. You'll see
all of the episodes there. Tonight should be a doozy.
They're all very good, they're all very funny, seventy eight
and they're getting better every single week. So you guys
have a great time tonight. Hope your boys play well today.
(11:50):
Thanks for calling this today, Joel, you guys give it up.
Good line for Joel war and they're Jadabs. We'll see you, buddy.
Thank you all right for us seven.
Speaker 3 (12:00):
My man win, he's like my man's out exactly. I
got to get the snacks.
Speaker 1 (12:04):
He's he's an enigma. He is that guy. That cat
is one of the most talented guys in the entire
city of.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Orlando, without a doubt.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
And the funny thing is is like I you know,
when I first met him, I did not know like
of his provenance, like of his legend status over at
uh what is the uh the theater?
Speaker 3 (12:22):
That were you ice House theater?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
No?
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Not Ice House? Yeah, the improv thing. Oh sach comedy,
saqu comedy lab. Right, that guy is like legit, like
a legend over there, and so is his brother, I mean,
so is Chase. So that entire crew have been in
the core of Orlando entertainment for a couple decades now,
and if.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
You haven't seen their Instagram videos, you definitely would. They're
they're a great lab.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
Let me give you a heads up real quick. Uh this,
And I know the Fringe isn't for everybody, and I
know that when we talk about Fringe it probably annoys
some of the people who listen to the show who
really aren't into the artsy stuff. I would beg all
of you guys to break out of that shell of
yours this year when they do their friend show and
go see it. I promise you it will be the
(13:05):
best fifteen or twenty bucks or whatever they're gonna charge.
It'll be the best you've ever spent. It is so
brilliantly written, so perfectly acted. They love doing it, and
it's just so much fun to watch those two bring
that stuff to life. And I'm like a little bit
behind the scenes. I get to talk to them as
they're building these sketches. Ross will call me occasionally or
texting and go, what do you think about this? And
(13:27):
you know, of course my opinion doesn't mean anything in
the world of their comedy, but I do get to
hear of kind of the ideas, and man, I gotta
tell you, they're full of them and it's a ton
of fun. Do not miss their Friend Show if it
comes again this year and you have an opportunity to go, well.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Yeah, I mean they wouldn't have been able to do
the skit without your arrow last night.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
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