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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Blup Penrods on News Radio six hundred co Go. We
are live in San Diego. Thank you for tuning in.
Good to have you along with us. Happy Tuesday. I
have been thrilled over these last couple of days. I
like the direction the country is going. I like the
fact that the economy is getting better. CNN reported today
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that gasoline prices are at the lowest level they've been
in four and a half years, which means they are
lower today than they were four and a half years ago.
Everybody knows Thanksgiving was cheaper. The President is making international
deals with countries and lowering tariffs as a result, and
those countries are pledging infrastructure and investment in our country
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to create American jobs, to put Americans to work here
so as to avoid the tariff. And as a result,
the stock market is through the roof, which means your retirement,
my kids, they're all higher than they were when President
Trump took office. And he's lowered the tax rate across
every tax bracket, even for the millionaires and billionaires, which
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is great. And we are cracking down on all illegals,
not just the ones that are murderers. I don't have
to wait for an illegal to rob me or to
kill me, for Immigration and Customs enforcement to roll up
on them and deport them. And remember the lou Penrose rule,
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there's no crying in the back of the ice ban.
So I like the direction it's going. I'm very very happy.
And now, of course, as a result of this fatal
death on Wednesday, the shooting of a National Guardsman by
an unvetted Afghan national, the Department of Home Land Security,
as we mentioned in the last segment or the last
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hour if you're listening to the radio, we're now tightening
the travel band and you heard Jack Cronin just talk
about it on the top of the hour news. So
we're not letting in people from countries of concern or
people from countries that are just complete failed state's third
world hellholes. And that's for now. Maybe the Congo will
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get their act together one day and we'll be very
excited to have the conglese come visit us. But it
ain't today, and the president's just a bashion about it.
So I think that's great. It's all working. Let me
tell you, hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens have been deported,
hundreds of thousands have self deported, and we're only two hundred,
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three hundred and sixteen days into the Trump presidency. We
got eleven one hundred and forty four more days of
cracking down on illegals. And despite all the Democrats plea
for sanctuary cities and all the Democrats trying to sue
to stop Trump from having ice in National Guard and
major blue cities, Trump is still deporting all the illegals
New York. The Los Angeles Times had a story today
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that the Los Angeles Unified School District might go bankrupt.
You know why, They get paid for illegals too, So
the illegals are so scared that they're either keeping their
kids out of school and hiding under the bed. I
don't know, or they went back to Guatemala. I don't care.
A seven thousand children not in the LA Unified School
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District is good for Angelino children, it's good for American children.
When illegals don't show up to public school in San Diego,
that's good for your kid. That means your kid's third
grade teacher has extra time to spend with your child.
The public schools were designed for the children of Americans,
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So I am not heartbroken at all that the illegals
are keeping their kids out of school. I don't know
if they're afraid. There is no actual American that's afraid
of ice. So whenever they say these Trump ice raids
are striking fear in the hearts of our community, they're
only talking about illegal I cheer when I see an
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ice van, Go get them boys, and so she did you.
In fact, I want our children to applaud the ice vans.
The ice guys are the good guys. So where are
what's left in turning America around? I think what's left
is the board of directors of the school district. I
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think these public school boards of directors, these uh pete,
these elected officials on these school districts are the last
bastion of rop right here in San Diego, school district
members are They're just horrible people. They're the last bastion
of woke, the last bastion of maniacs. And they have
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direct control of her curriculum and the teachers and the
policies at the schools. And I think that's what we have.
We always have to be looking forward. Remember in hockey,
you know, don't go where the puck is, You go
to where the Puck's gonna be same thing. The next
issue is going to be to get involved in these
public school districts and find out what's going on with
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these maniacs that are running these public schools. Here is
a protest that was assembled in California, Oakland Tech High School.
You know what they're doing. They're organizing the elementary school
kids to rat out Ice vans when the ice rate
is coming. They want the American kids to tell Ice,
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to tell the illegal classmates to go run and hide
so the Ice fans don't catch them.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Reporting live from Oakland Tech High School, where we just
finished up a.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Non cooperation training with a Resistance one hundred.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Non cooperation training. Yes, mohandas K Gandhi would be so proud.
This is a student. I won't be unkind but I
have absolutely no idea if this is a boy or
a girl. But that's stuff to their parents and I
guess a self appointed spokesperson for Students United, and they're
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doing non cooperation training workshops.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Non cooperation training with Bay Resistance. Hundreds of people from
across the Bay Area are here learning how we're going
to stand up as a community together against fascism, against authoritarianism.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Okay, so what they're doing is it's completely worthless. It's
just like what these liberal white women in La Joya
were doing at their community meeting. They were teaching in
their workshops on how to educate the legals that they
don't have to talk to the ice agents and educate
the community that they should be documenting all this and
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scream where's the warrant, where's the warrant? Where's the warrant?
Which is basically that's the workshop right there. You don't
have to go to the community center with your cat
lady friend. That's it. Yes, we all know you're allowed
to film. These raids occur on public streets. You can
scream where's your warrant all you want. You're not going
to get an answer. And uh, the illegal has the
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right to remain silent, or can sing a song, nobody cares.
They can flap their gums, or they can be silent.
They're going in the back of the ice van. Just
as quickly. Remember they're not being arrested, they're being deported.
When you're arrested, you have the right to remain silent
so you don't incriminate yourself before you have legal representation
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in front of a judge. That's not what's going on.
When the ICE van shows up. The judge has already
signed the warrant. There is no Miranda rights. You can
be silent, or you can sing, or you can talk
whatever you want to. It's not going to change it.
You're being deported, not arrested. And these liberal white women
don't understand that. Got into an argument today about somebody
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saying that that they don't already they're not being given
their due process of Miranda rights. That the due process
is the ICE van. The handcuffs is the due process.
They're being deported. It's over. That's why they're struggling. The
reason that the the illegals are wrastling with the ICE
agents is because they know the jig is up. They've
always known they were illegal. They've been lying and lying
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and lying, and they thought they could get away with it.
But when the ICE ban shows up, they're quickly learning federalism.
And that is just because Democrats in California love illegals
more than they love actual Californians. At the federal level,
we don't have to listen to what the state government
does with respect to your deportation. So you got these
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illegals whipping out California driver's licenses and the ICE agents like, yeah,
get in the back of the vampell. So now there
are workshops organized by students to teach other students how
to be a pain in the ass to the Ice agent.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
That's why Students Rising is getting these workshops together. We're
taking all of the information that we've learned here today
and we're bringing it to a campus near youth.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yeah, just what we want, all right. So these are children.
They don't know what they're doing, they don't know the
definition of the term they're using, and they've been brainwashed
by a bunch of woke liberal educators and members of
the school board. So this is the next fight. This
is the next hill to take. We are taking hills, man,
We're island hoppin. We're doing it all with lightning like precision.
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We are work. We're winning on this immigration discussion. But
the next hill to take is the school districts. And
I'll tell you how we do it next on news
radio six hundred co Go and live on the iHeartRadio
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eight hundred six hundred cogo eight hundred, six hundred five
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next leg in the culture war that we are winning
as a society, and that is the school districts. We
have now students that have been so warped by the
maniacs that run the school systems, the public school system
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in California, that we need to get our hands around it,
clean house and begin the proper education of young people
about what's going on in our country. You can dislike
the mass deportation of illegal aliens, you cannot say they're
not illegal aliens. You can disagree with the heavy handedness
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of immigration and customs enforcement. Don't like the van, don't
like the outfit, don't like the handcuffs, don't like the wrestling,
don't like the arm twisting. What you can't argue with
is that these people need to be apprehended and taken
into custody. You can, certainly, I get this all the time,
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say well, you know, if they're like murderers and sexual
assault people and bad people, they should go home. But
the people that are here illegally that really are just
working you know, we should leave those people alone. You
can hold that opinion, but you cannot argue that the
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people who are just here working are also here illegally.
You can say, hey, bend the rules for the people
the illegals. I like the quote unquote good illegals, but
you can't argue that they're not here. There's certainly illegals,
not citizens, not eligible for employment, and frankly never eligible
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for employment if they get caught. So we got to
get our hands around the children. Here's one of the
child organizers of the resistance training, reporting.
Speaker 2 (11:47):
Live from Oakland Tech High School where we just finished
up a non cooperation training with Bay Resistance.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
Hundreds of people from across the.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Bay Area are here learning.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
How we're going to stand up as a commune together
against fascism, against authoritarianism.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
All right, So let's take that backwards, since we're talking
about education and they're doing it on a school campus
and their students they want to resist, and they're teaching
people how to properly resist. Okay, no problem, have no
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problem with that. Non Violent civil disobedience is what freed
India Mohandas K. Gandhi taught us. Man Martin Luther King
was a student of Mohandas k Gandhi and change the
world with non violent civil disobedience. So no problem. If
you think the law is unjust, then you should resist
an unjust law, and you should organize people and they
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should also resist non violently and change the law. Get
the nation to change the law, change the hearts of
the people. That's what King did. So so far, so good,
no problem if you want to resist. But what are
you exactly resisting? Not being able to sit on a
bus in Montgomery, what you know, not being able to
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vote in South Africa? What are you resisting?
Speaker 3 (13:15):
Are here learning how we're going to stand up as
a community together against fascism, against authoritarianism?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Okay, see that's where it all falls apart. You've been
watching MSNBC. Fascism is government control of the means of
production and centralized government, and it's usually led by a
totalitarian or an authoritarian. But it doesn't have to be
like you could vote for fascism. You could have I
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mean literally a republic that's economically fascist. It's never happened
because it probably takes a dictator to run fascism. But
fascism is an economic philosophy. And President Trump is decentralizing
the government. He is closing the Department of Education and
sending the money and the authority back to the states
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and the people. He's reducing the size of government. He's
ending government bureaucracies. He's reducing the tax burden on everyone,
including the high income earners, but the medium income earners.
So he's getting government decentralized. So government in Washington is
less powerful, so that your freedom is more powerful. That
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is the opposite of fascism. Get it right, man, You're
supposed to be a student.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
Together against fascism, against authoritarianism.
Speaker 1 (14:39):
Okay, So authoritarianism, well, let's see authoritarianism. You mean President
Obama single handedly taking over the healthcare insurance market. If
President Trump was truly an authoritarian, there would be no illegals.
We wouldn't have to go to the the Federal Court
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of Appeals to argue that the National Guard does belong
in downtown Los Angeles. If President Trump was an authoritarian,
we wouldn't have to hold these cabinet meetings. We wouldn't
have to answer to the press, we wouldn't have to
deal with committee hearings, we wouldn't have to have his
cabinet confirmed by the United States Senate. What are you
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talking about authoritarianism? You just don't like who's in charge,
which is fine, but let's call it what it is.
You're organizing against a popularly elected president who campaigned on
the largest mass deportation in the history of the country
and in doing so won the Electoral College, all seven
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battleground states and the popular vote. That's what's really happening here.
So let's just be perfectly clear.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Look to your point about President Trump and Christy Nome
excluding Afghans from being able to come to the US,
I wholeheartedly agree. A friend of mine who works for
the State Department was part of the team that vetted
the one hundred thousand some odd applicants from Afghanistan who
were coming here to the US, and they thought they
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did a thorough job. This guy who killed the guardsman
was one of them.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
Clearly didn't do a great job. I appreciate the call.
It was all a great big line when the when
Biden told you that we're going to vet them all,
How do you vet an Afghani national? What do whose
email address? Do you send? This individual's date of birth?
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They don't have a solid security number, so I guess
it's just their height and weight. I don't know, right,
Like who do you send that email address to to say?
Can you confirm that this individual has not committed any
crimes and is not wanted on any warrants in Kabul?
Like how do you vet an Afghan? I cannot think
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of a country that has fewer records than I've got
to say. I mean, maybe they have some stone tablets,
but I mean, do they even have like an internet there?
I don't know. All the pictures I see, they're all
it looks like it literally looks like Biblical times. I mean,
it looks like Jesus, Mary and Joseph on the back
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of a donkey. That's what I see when I see Afghan.
Maybe I'm wrong, Maybe it's a thriving first world metropolis
in Kabul, but I don't think so. Lou Penrose on
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on the iHeart Radio app. Good to be with you.
I think Tuesday and this would be a great day
to give. This isn't a relatively new thing. Eventually, this
whole week will be filled up up.
Speaker 5 (18:01):
It.
Speaker 1 (18:04):
You know, Black Friday makes sense because all the stores
used to be closed on Thanksgiving. And by the way,
Thanksgiving is effectively a commercial holiday. It's as much commercial
as it is a national day of prayer and thanks
like it's designed to cake off the shopping season for Christmas.
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It was moved up, no move back. Excuse me to
give an extra week or an extra weekend. So it
really I mean, what we're doing with Black Friday and
Small Business Saturday and you know, Cyber Monday and Giving Tuesday,
it's all designed to shake the money tree a little bit.
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But I guess this Giving Tuesday has been a biggie.
Speaker 6 (18:49):
It's Giving Tuesday started in twenty twelve, the tuesday after Thanksgiving, Thursday,
Black Friday, Small Business Saturday, and Cyber Monday has been
an annual push to donate money to non profit organizations,
many of which work to provide needy Americans with needed
things during winter and holiday time.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So is that I mean, is Giving Tuesday supposed to
be a local thing? Like should we be giving like
just like Warrior Foundation, Freedom Station? Is that is that?
Does that is Giving Tuesday design? Is it like give
locally on Tuesday. Is it a small business Saturday for donations?
Is that how it works, mister Raffinnerdy, Yeah, that sounds
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good to me. I mean I guess it does, right.
I mean, you want to give local, charity begins at home?
Speaker 7 (19:36):
Yeah, I would say you would want to keep it local. Sure,
But I mean even even if you job with that,
even if you go, you know, with a national you know,
you're still giving back.
Speaker 1 (19:46):
So right right there is an American Cancer Society chapter
right in San Diego. Yeah, I like it. I don't
have a problem with Giving Tuesday. I think we do
a good job here on cog of being pretty. Charity
begins at home with Warrior Foundation Freedom Station. A week
from today will be the annual co Go Rady Children's
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Hospital Give a thought. Who scheduled that? By the way,
it's a week from Giving Tuesday. Wouldn't it have been
better to have the Rady Children's Hospital event on Giving Tuesday.
Speaker 7 (20:22):
I'm not sure exactly who was involved in that, and
I don't want to find out.
Speaker 1 (20:27):
Yeah, who's in charge of that matter? It's always a
good time to give. It's a great time of year.
I would have scheduled it on Giving Tuesday, but you
know whatever, Yeah, that'll happen a week from today, but
that's always a good time. We raise a lot of
money for Ready Children's and I do love that hospital
and I love those people. Slaters baby. Remember two years
ago Slater's baby was born in September and was at
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Ready for like a month and had a give up dates.
Baby's fine now two years old, no problems whatsoever. But
those were those were crazy times ses. So that'll happen.
And now I'm really happy about the whole Giving Tuesday thing.
Like cyber Monday doesn't make sense anymore. That was when
nobody had Wi Fi at the house, and so everybody
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would go to work on Monday, but instead of doing
their work, they'd be online shopping. That's how far back
I mean the fact that it's called cyber Monday. I mean,
do we even use the term cyber anymore? That's grobocop
uh cyborg from the terminator. So that I mean, you
do as much cyber buying on Black Friday as you
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do on Monday. Small business Saturday, that's always a fun one.
I like that idea. Yeah, I'm down with Giving Tuesday.
I wonder what Wednesday will be. I mean, what's left
to do Tipping Wednesday? Go out and tip your mailman,
your garbage man, your hairstylist, an ail lady. Yeah, we
have to have a tipping Wednesday. I have to. We
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do have rules on tipping for the holidays. I do
believe in holiday gratuity giving. And I have a list.
You think you should just tip like one person, but
you have a lot of people to tip, and uh,
you know when you consider how much work the mailman
does for you all year, or the guy that picks
up your trash cans. Uh, these people need to be tipped.
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You need to need to give these people money. And
so I have a whole list. And uh, I got
to go to the bank and get all that money
because I do it in cash, and I hand give
it to them. And let me tell you right now,
it pays off in dividends. Hey, Lou, I can't tell
you that, Yes, sir, yes, I looked it up because
I was curious.
Speaker 7 (22:30):
So the Wednesday after giving Tuesday is called a welcome Wednesday,
also grateful Wednesday.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
Uh.
Speaker 7 (22:37):
And but the whole idea is that you thank new
donors matching gift.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
It's a matching gift program, well, matching Gift Day. Yeah,
so it's matching Gift Day. It's a Welcome Wednesday, so
it actually already is something. Yeah, but aren't they already
well wotting that work better on Tuesdays? We could call
it two for Tuesdays. Yes, they do over at one
on one five KGB Yes, yes, I love that. I
have to write at to redesign the whole thing. All right,
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we got a liberal white woman update. As we go
through the days of the week here, I am always
on this beat and it never the material never runs out.
We do have to get a liberal white woman theme
song because there's this constant evidence on social media of
liberal white women acting the fool. This time a liberal
white woman was stopped by not ice, but just immigration
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a checkpoint.
Speaker 5 (23:32):
Okay, So if I have an accent, I'm brown, can
I just say?
Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay? So now I gotta find where she is. She's
she's she's driving through a checkpoint. Now we have these
checkpoints in California, Like this would be like if you
were coming back from Nevada or Arizona and you went
through the fruit station, or you're driving up the five
Freeway and you go to that today. Here it is,
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am I free to go?
Speaker 5 (23:56):
Are you de teating me? Or if you can say okay,
I mean to.
Speaker 1 (23:59):
Set it on the grounds this immigration checkpoint. Right, So
she's being a real pain. I'm being detained. What's wrong?
This is an immigration checkpoint, man, it's kind of funny.
Speaker 5 (24:11):
Okay. And so what's the brown what's the violation for
being Tots's just for you? Here we go the Supreme Court.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
Okay. So he has because so many liberal white women
give these people a hard time. He's literally he literally
has a laminated little piece of paper that spells out
clearly the authority vested in immigration and customs enforcement out
of checkpoint station to have her pull over for the
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length of time necessary for the authorities to clear her.
And it's written on it. It's very colorful, very handy.
I like to get a hold of one. Uh. And
it cites the court cases and it's very clear.
Speaker 5 (24:51):
Put Supreme Court, yes, Martine.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
So it's here, He's like, here it is US Supreme
Court case Martinez versus somebody of course Martinez. And uh
it says we do have the right to pull you over, Martine.
Speaker 5 (25:05):
You know that you're covering part of it. We don't eat,
sir detained for what a pain?
Speaker 1 (25:15):
We all know one of these people. She can't leave
well enough alone. Lady, you're being detained, all right, Finish
being detained, and if you think you were constitutionally damaged,
go get yourself a constitutional scholar and take us CIS
to court and UH ask for remedy.
Speaker 5 (25:32):
Here, we don't eat, sir detained.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
An immigration dispection?
Speaker 5 (25:38):
Right you like to read this? No, I don't want
to stop. I want to am I free to go?
I'm not free to go. You are being detained on
what grounds? Right here? You've helped?
Speaker 1 (25:47):
I love that this guy really deserves a free lunch
for his patience, because I I see this is why
I could never work for any of these agencies. Like
I would love to have a badge and a gun,
but I probably should not have a badge in a
gun because I can't tolerate these people. Then she gets snippy.
How many times did she ask? Am I free to go?
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He said, no, you're being detained. It's an immigration checkpoint
station on what grounds? Right here?
Speaker 3 (26:13):
Here?
Speaker 1 (26:13):
It is, I'll read it to you. No, I don't
want you to read it. When you tell me, well,
here you can read it for yourself. No, am I
free to go? No, you idiot, You're not free to
go until we say so, So put your car in park. Like,
the longer you annoy the authorities, the worse it's going
to be for you. So stop acting the fool. Then
she gets all snippy. You know they got to throw
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in the race card.
Speaker 8 (26:36):
Okay, So if I have an accent i'm brown, Can
I just say yes.
Speaker 5 (26:39):
And go ahead? Or do I have to prove it?
Speaker 8 (26:42):
I want to cause I have a bunch of teacher
friends who are sick of their kids being discriminated against.
Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, you see what a pain in the ass she is.
If I had an accent and I was brown, would
I automatically be dea? I have a bunch of teacher friends,
and they are sick of their kids being discriminated against.
When did Ice ever go into an elementary school classroom
and pick up the children of illegals? Never they pick
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up the illegal driver of the children near the elementary school,
because that's where the illegals are.
Speaker 8 (27:18):
What we want to because I have a bunch of
teacher friends who are sick of their kids being discriminated against.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
I love that the intensive entitlement's incredible to me. So
so you're suggesting that the children are illegal and they're
in our schools, and you're saying that they're being discriminated against.
How is that they're going to school in our country
for free and they don't belong here. How can you
say they're being discriminated against. I would argue they're being
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they're getting disproportionate treatment to the good. The illegal children
are privileged.
Speaker 5 (27:51):
It's being discriminated against.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
The price. I don't know. Okay, this is the super
He's like, ma'am, if you want to pick a fight,
you've picked the wrong crew.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I don't go there either. I absolutely don't go either.
Eye boycot that place as well. So you're detained. I
just want to be clear. You're detaining me because okay,
and I'm not free to go out.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Oh my goodness, Where do these people come from? Who
employed this woman? How does she have a car? Who
married this woman? Unbelievable? Liberal white women are the bane
of American culture. Write that down. Lou Penrose on news
radio six hundred COGO and live on the iHeartRadio app.
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Conway and Lawson followed the program weeknights at six Lou
Penrose on news radio six hundred COG and live on
the iHeartRadio app. They were doing some work at my
house earlier today, some slight TURMOI damage and bang a
guy came out. He wanted to show it to me.
I'm like, yeah, that looks like it and he put
some who would I don't know how they know about
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the termite damage and it's on the exterior, so how
would you know where to begin? But the guy was
able to do it. So I've had termites.
Speaker 6 (29:17):
I have.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
There was a while that we had house flies. I
don't know what was going on in San Diego, but
it wasn't just me. I don't know where they came from.
We haven't had a mouse. I don't have rodents, but
I certainly never had a bear.
Speaker 8 (29:30):
Ken Johnson of All To Dina explains, I have a
bear living under my house.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
That's my situation. Alta Dina. A bear has moved in
under his house.
Speaker 8 (29:41):
Ken Johnson of All To Dina explains, I have a
bear living under my house. That's my situation. Evidenced by
his security cam, the bear, with a very large head
and massive pause appears to sit near the crawl space
entrance staring out.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
You don't suppose this is just like a homeless person
and a bear outfit. That could be, right, mister finnerdy.
I mean there's a chance.
Speaker 7 (30:04):
No, no, no, I actually saw this on the news.
It's a real big bear. Why does it have a
big head? Is it just like an odd looking bear?
It's a big bear that I would not want to
mess But basically if it was my house, I'd be like, okay,
time to move.
Speaker 1 (30:20):
You know. Maybe they moved in under his house, Like
oh yeah, the area under the foundation. Yeah, it's a
very big crawl space.
Speaker 7 (30:27):
I mean, anybody you know it's incredibly big that the
hole that he went through. I mean he had trouble
getting in and out, but yeah, it's now.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
He uses the trash as a buffet.
Speaker 8 (30:37):
Johnson says, I think when he stands up, his back
hits the beams of the floor. He was told California
bears don't hibernate, and thanks the bear is making is
den for the winter.
Speaker 1 (30:46):
California bears don't hibernate. Do the same genre of bears
not hibernate just because they're in California? Like does a
black like black bears hibernate, but just not here. I
wonder if the bears, you know, wonder why they're friends
(31:07):
and relatives from Colorado don't write you know, you guys,
you just ghost me from like November all the way
to April.
Speaker 8 (31:14):
So we call Fish and Wildlife for help. They say
biologists will reach out soon, but Johnson has his own.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
He called California Fishing Game. There's a bear literally under
my floorboards, and they said we'll come out soon. That's
California government for you.
Speaker 8 (31:33):
So we call Fish and Wildlife for help. They say
biologists will reach out soon, but Johnson has his own
plan to lure the big brewing out with sweet rolls,
then sandbag and bear spray the crawl space. In the meantime,
he has to put up with his roommate palling through
his trash.
Speaker 1 (31:48):
Yeah so yeah, so he's gonna put out. He's going
to go down to, you know, the donut shop and
get some sweet roll Base is a bad idea. I
can just see it now.
Speaker 7 (31:58):
He's gonna end up on the news being mauled as
the bear goes for the sweet roll in his hand.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Right, Like, how do you You've got to go beyond
the bear to put the sweet rolls the bear claws
down on the ground. But then now the bears in
between you and the front door of your house. Yeah, no,
so how do you get back in? I would I
would throw the sweet rolls off the roof, is what
I would do. And then what when the bear is
enjoying like a Danish? You're gonna go and put sand
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bags under the cover the hole? Yeah, because, yeah, they'll
give you enough time to do that. Yeah. Sure, bears
can fish with their hands in cold water, fishing salmon.
I'm sure they could remove the sand bags exactly. That's
a hell of a plan.
Speaker 8 (32:42):
But Johnson has his own plan to lure the big
brewing out with sweet rolls, then sandbag and bear spray
the crawl space. In the meantime, he has to put
up with his roommate palling through his trash moving around
at night, saying he tries to get up and everything shakes.
Speaker 1 (32:57):
Yeah, the house is shaking. I don't know that I
would go to slip Hey.
Speaker 9 (33:01):
Lou, Like, what do you mean, Oh, that's just the bear.
Speaker 1 (33:05):
Living under my floorboards.
Speaker 9 (33:08):
Haven't called back yet, Lou. Three things number one. This
sounds like the start of a bad joke, So there
was a bear living under my house.
Speaker 2 (33:16):
Right.
Speaker 9 (33:17):
Number two, the reason bears don't hibernate in California is
because Gavin Newsom bandit for environmental reasons. And number number three,
I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure this guy's a cousin
of mine. Is this guy's a cousin of mine? Because
this sounds like the Kentucky story if I've ever heard it.
I want to take some sweet rolls and go out
there and bear.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
This is gonna if it involves fireworks.
Speaker 10 (33:39):
We California bears going to Palm Springs for the winter
and they just hang out the pool.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
That's what they do on the California bears don't hibernate.
That's that's pretty productive. I'm very impressive. I would have
thought the opposite. I would have thought that the only
bears that do hibernate are the Altadena bears.
Speaker 9 (33:58):
Well, Sacramento is planning at dens, so they're preparing to tax.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Yeah there is a second hull. Yeah, the second home
tax could apply. Maybe that's what's gonna happen. That's what
they should tell him because he's probably got another den
and it's not as comfortable. So he's gonna have to
pay tax on this one. I love the sweet hole,
the sweet rules.
Speaker 10 (34:17):
Here's a strategy. Ye put out a bunch of bear
claws and then the house. No time to tell you
what's on our show tonight. We're gonna have bear talk.
Let's come it out, let's go do wait.
Speaker 9 (34:28):
Look, oh, we've got speaking of taxing dens. You won't
believe how much of our tax dollars go towards illegal
immigrant healthcare.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
It's a big exposure.
Speaker 9 (34:37):
We got Carl to Mayo on tonight and Steve Hilton
is wanting an audit of the state, so we'll see
how many bears are being taxed when we get through that.
Speaker 1 (34:45):
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